Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>post waifu
>talk
>above all: have a nice life!
Claiming best girl
>>11384434
Nu uh. I don't remember that.
I remember saying I would hug and squeeze the shit out of her though.
>>11384433
Thank
>>11384530
Someone said to wait till thread has hit last page, so that's what I try to do, but people are starting to just make them at bump limit
>>11384530
nah, I'm pretty sure you said that
and also said you wouldn't get meat vision for her
>>11384549
Yellow!
>>11383913
You have shown me your tumblr before it was quite nice if I recall
Cuddling is great but if you think it is better than sex then your just doing the sex wrong haha
>>11384013
I don't rely care, saying that I hope the rags get crushed
Don't you have any bear to hell you throw the night?
Yuno
>>11384590
Thanks, that's kind~
meh, I'm just not really into sex. I'm sure Chara prefers sex to cuddles.
Well, actually...not sure. She's mentioned it a few times.
>>11384577
Red, Pink, Blue, Green and Purple!
https://youtu.be/5ujHT4ko00g
>>11384652
Did you do the stuff you needed to today? :o
>>11384615
Question Have you had an orgasm where your eyes roll back in your head and you can't see for a minute?
>>11384684
U-Um
No, I cannot say that I have
I've had, um....Ahoge before, but never quite to that degree
>>11384561
O-oh..
>>11384562
>nah
Nah? I did say that though..
>>11384612
I had.
Old art is important and should be preserved.
>>11384433
>>11384717
You don't need to reply to the OP to claim
>>11384712
I like making threads, I just don't want to annoy anyone on trash..
>>11384708
Ahoge?
>>11384712
I agree but for the sake of remembering history not for the love of the object
>>11384712
that you wouldn't date her?
yeah
>>11384771
...extreme o-face
>>11384788
HAHAHAHA you still have a lot to try and fined out HAHAHA
>>11384666
Yes the stuff has been dealt with!
>>11384824
Y-Yeah, like what!?
>>11384788
Not what I meant, see >>11384530
>>11384771
There's a lot art can tell about the time, and about the one who made it.
>>11384880
but I'm not wrong either
>>11384857
What did you need to do? :o
>>11382534 Louise
I want to go into teaching English but am currently a helicopter mechanic.
>>11384292
>>11384717
Sorry got distratcted.
>>11384922
..Huh. I was actually considering being an ALT in Japan for a while, but I figure I should learn SOME japanese first.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11384944
Thats exactly the plan, to become an ALT. I want to travel on my own terms. No more middle east.
>>11384970
I find this to be cute.
>>11384756
says you
>>11384922
good bye horses again ?
>>11384984
That's a very good idea!
Any ideas where's first on your list?
>>11384869
That you have to fined out yourself happy hunting HAHAHA
>>11384880
That's a lot more true for older art the modern stuff I mainly have a problem with, gave I mentioned I have a GCSE in art?
>>11384970
I don't know what you said but that pic is cute!
>>11385018
I'll probably just into Chara when she visits
and
that's it
>>11385035
Anyway You want to swap subject to something A little less embarrassing for you? I think I have laughed at you experience enough
>no waifus in thread are military grade
>no internal armor plating
>no multi-core energy system
>no hardpoints or even a strong reinforced chassis
>can't literally download recipes on the fly
>can't use her as a wifi hotspot
>can't charge your phone by just handing it to her
>can't cuddle with her and set the optimum temperature for maximum comfy
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
>>11384905
Well, you probably are (wrong), or I've changed my mind.
I don't even think Saya would care about something like dating though.
>>11385018
A what?
>>11385090
Oh?
Would you get meat vision for her?
>>11385083
Y-Yes please
I only have one experience, really
That two weeks in vienna
>>11385085
I'd say your waifu is furry trash, but we're literally all on /trash/ right now.
>>11385108
Yes.
>>11385090
It a a qualification you get in UK at the end of are high school
>>11385108
So how long you been back home now?
>>11385116
HI
>>11385172
That's good of you
>>11385197
A little under a week.
God damn I miss it.
here
>>11384906
I had some more cleaning to do.
Now I just need to get in bed to conclude this day!
>>11385226
So, Saya always cute.
>>11385359
That's good, you seem very responsible. Going to bed then?
claimed
>>11385226
I feel the same with Malta. I miss that place it's old castles and walled cities were so amazing.
>>11385237
HI tomo
>>11385466
HI
>>11385452
Not just yet!
I rested enough this weekend. I should be able to stay up later than usual for a couple days.
>>11385528
Yay! That's good, rest is important. Just relaxing in bed then? I'm laying down at the moment
>>11385444
not before you get it.
>>11385499
Honestly, it really is so pretty..
and it's the first time I've left america since I was really aware
Nights.
>>11385578
Always. Would still hug even if I didn't have it as I said.
I'm in the mood for some nice hot noodle soup.
Rem claimed
>>11385562
No I am still on my computer.
There's less entertainment to be had in my bed.
>>11385681
Goodnight <3
>>11385578
How long did the flight take to get to the penal colony?
>>11385499
Hi there
>>11385687
Ah, when you said you needed to get in bed to conclude the day, I thought you were in it. Computers are a little funner than beds I will admit
>>11385682
let me cum on it
>>11385717
Sorry for the confusion!
It's probably the other way around for normal people though...
>>11385682
Don't make me hungry -_-
>>11385715
So tomo hows your butt?
>>11385681
but not date?
>>11385702
12 hours over, 12.5 back.
Felt bad.
>>11385830
No, I got it all wrong as usual. Depends on what they're doing on the bed
>>11385758
Why should I?
>>11385852
Oh man, I can already imagine it. That pleasant and warm aroma of a soup in front of you. The steam from the broth is warming the air around you. The mouthful of soup instantaneously warms your body along with a feeling that runs down your spine and I'm too lazy to think of other words.
Point is, I really want soup.
>>11385852
Sitting. Work sucked
>>11385865
Exactly!
>>11385934
Can't say I've experienced anything like that on my bed
>>11385960
Me neither, sadly
>>11385996
That's not a bad thing
>>11386025
Is it not?
>>11386054
You're pure!
>>11385864
Oh dam that a long ass time -_- was it at least a big plane you could walk about on?
>>11385901
bitch -_-
Why not go make yourself some?
>>11385924
Was it a particularly shitty day?
>>11386083
Mhm. I'm happy I have the next two days off
>>11386074
That's one way to put it.
>>11386137
I think it's a good thing .-.
>>11386083
Nnnope
stayed in my seat
Read
angsted
Oh well.
I'm off to work! See you lovelies later~
I want hot wings
>>11384788
Ahego
>>11386187
Get some
>>11386145
Why is your waifu not embarrassed? Is she used to it?
>>11385007
Nah not tonight.
>>11385017
Japan like any good weeb, then Korea after that Germany.
>>11385116
Hello
>>11385237
Hi
>>11385682
Noodles are good
Got distracted again.
>>11386187
I want pizza
>>11385085
I beg to differ
>>11386161
Good then!
Time for me to lay down and read now.
Good night!
>>11386200
He is a proud and joyful man
>>11386253
Ok, goodnight and sleep well! <3
yello
>>11386268
You are not pure!
>>11386247
I keep forgetting that the boat anime exists. Nice taste in women, anon.
>>11386182
See you
>>11386187
NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME HUNGER TO!
>>11386106
Nice got any plans?
>>11386303
Sup?
>>11386187
post boob
>>11386303
Hi
>>11386356
Just sit sleep fap and game
>>11386322
What makes you say that
>>11386380
not much, i managed to get out of taking my brother to lunch today, so that was nice
>>11386399
hey tomo
>>11386432
Very good
A buddy of mine just sent me a video of him screwing some broad in Japan.
FUCKING CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Misaki Claimed
>>11386491
I hope she consented to video
>>11386429
Gay people should burn!
>>11386399
Hi Tomoko
>>11386480
did you finish packing?
>>11386486
lie to me
>>11386514
then why aren't you burning? -_-
>>11386491
Good for him?
>>11386521
No, im probably going to sleep and wake up to finish.
>>11386491
share
>>11386514
dont worry they'll die off eventually
>>11386542
watcha been doing all day? lol
>>11386554
Running back and fourth to my storage unit, as well as getting drunk...
>>11386535
I'm burning every day in Arizona -_-
>>11386554
It's not like they can reproduce!
>>11386564
Hey.cute
>>11386564
rip
>cute pic
>>11386575
exactly
>>11386432
Hi
>>11386516
Hi anon.
>>11386615
How are you?
>>11386607
Hello and thank you.
>>11386612
Thank you, but I do think the nap is a good idea and finish packing in about 4 hours.
>>11386575
good -_-
It is 3:30am for me I'm off to sleep Night everyone
>>11386399
Sounds like a grade A time
Ironic autism is still autism
>>11386615
excited for those days off?
>>11386633
nite friendo
>>11386627
Today sucked pretty bad but I did get the xcom 2 dlc today
>>11386636
Night
>>11386665
I'm not going to do anything
>>11386634
I should move to Canada, it's cool and they don't do nuclear war as far as I know
>>11386683
thanks uwu
>>11386700
We can't even have anti-personal mines
>>11386691
doing nothing is the best
>>11386729
Glasses and I am going to get into xcom tonight. Will make you
>>11386514
Judging by what appeared to be ropes on her hands and back I'm sure it was
>>11386554
no
>>11386784
Now I'm interested, please share video
>>11386711
War is bad!
>>11386834
I picked the wrong job :c
>>11386691
Why was today bad?
>>11386848
You picked the wrong lifestyle :c
>>11386906
But I enjoy it :o
Well not really
>>11386873
Work sucked. I'm happy to be home
>>11386575
Flagstaff is nice tho
>>11386921
I enjoy watching it :o
Well not really
>>11386952
I'm from Yuma
>>11386966
You can't just get me excited like this!
>>11386925
It sounds like your evening is going well though. Work tomorrow?
>>11386751
better make me a badass
>>11386784
y not
>>11386974
That sucks
>>11387035
The only thing that sucks more than that is Amatsu
>>11386980
):
>>11387052
what did I do to be bullied
>>11387021
Nope and the next day too. Plenty of time to sit around game and fap.
>>11387033
Shinobu meets mad max remember
>>11387116
post pic when you're done
>>11387052
Who?
>>11387168
Just some fag
>>11387074
Exist
>>11387153
It won't be that close but it's the thought that counts
>>11387191
i still wanna see
>>11387116
Sounds like a comfy next few days
>>11386974
I wasn't trying to!
>>11387033
because he's my bro and I wouldn't do that
>>11387153
oh Lord
>>11387211
Ok but I'll have you know I haven't tried to make someone really with it
>>11387213
Mhm how about you?
>>11387250
Looking for a job since I've been unemployed for a while. Been playing games too.
>>11387189
Oh
>>11387306
Best of luck on that. What games?
>>11387189
time to change that
oh, you're not all dead. I guess that's good.
>>11387339
Do a flip
>>11387311
Goodnight
>>11387226
Guess I need to go fap now
>>11387348
JILL!
>>11387373
that's who I posted, yeah.
>>11387399
Don't look at me like that
>>11387339
Stream pls
>>11387372
I-I don't think Jesus would approve, anon.
>>11387423
Goodnight
>>11387437
I'll bring a gopro when war does break out
>>11387329
og dino crisis and parasite eve. A little farming simulator and ark, too
>>11387453
sleep comfy
>>11387439
He can watch if he wants!
>>11387450
Much better
>>11387473
Dino crisis? You like a lot of sim stuff it seems
>>11387520
Lol sim?
>>11387545
Like farm sim and the parasite thing
>>11387572
Heh ah I see. Farming simulator is about the only game like that I play. Parasite Eve is an rpg survival horror, and dino crisis is straight survival horror. Here is some gameplay if you're interested
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQZ9RQetCDY
>>11387687
I like Dino Crisis. If you feel like it, you should try to go for a no kill run. I still need to finish Parasite Eve myself.
>>11387687
Oh. How about that....
>>11387780
That would be a nice way to add further incentive in replaying it, I think I will try that.
Yeah parasite eve is great. In case you dont already know: dont throw away any junk you find, take it to Wayne instead ;)
>>11387807
Lmao you don't sound impressed. If you can get past the outdated graphics, it really is a fun game i assure you
Morning.
>>11387874
It just seems not horror....
>>11387916
Its a genre defining game
>>11387916
It made me jump a few times. Getting chased by dinosaurs also gets my blood and adrenaline pumping - with the limited ammo / health, and limited saves / no auto checkpoints, the game really puts you on edge throughout. The pre rendered backdrops and art is also really atmospheric which adds to the immersion.
>>11387968
Ok? I just don't think it could be taken seriously anymore
>>11388014
It looked a bit too old to me..... I don't know. I did like Fear 1 though
>>11388051
What did you like about it?
>>11388158
How the guns felt nice but then it would do horror stuff to make you feel baby then back to gun stuff
>>11388051
>Fear 1
Good man, FEAR was fantastic.
Nice is Nice
if my waifu is canonically dating my husbando does that mean I cucked myself or made an imaginary threeway?
>>11388366
Firo is best Baccano girl
>>11388230
Wonder if I still have my 360 disc somewhere. The bullet time thing was neat
My dwarf hamsters had babies.
Tomo
>>11388570
God Bless. I think I am heading to sleep now, tonight marks 10 applications I have put in for a job. I think I will dedicate Wednesday to driving around with my resume and seeing who will hire me.
Goodnight everyone
So I found out that Baka to Test is having a complete collection box set release this November and I can preorder it. It gives access to 5 unaided episodes along with bonus features and what not and has access fabric poster with it.
It's $300 and it's not even a debate in my mind
>>11388744
Unaired**
A fabric poster**
>>11388744
Very nice Minami, I will have to watch that sometime soon.
>Misaki
>>11388797
(god I wish I was with saya poster)
>>11388871
I'm excited since it'll bring me more high quality screen shots and the sort. I have a few friends on discord that want to watch it but don't want totorrent it or anything so I'll probably stream it on rabb.it for them to watch or something
>>11388570
cute
>>11388744
go for it! and share it with me!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty
>>11388987
Like I said I'm more than willing to stream it on something like rabb.it
What really ducks though is that since this is the COMPLETE box set that kinda just confirms that I'll never get a season 3 unless it suddenly surges in popularity. At least the Manga is still ongoing (I hope) and I always have the finished light novels
>>11388457
Mine is still accounted for, and I later bought the PC version from steam. I always re-install and play through it at least once every year. The bullet time was quite fun, as it gave you some room to observe all the blood, debris and shells flying everywhere during firefights. Intense game, AI was deadly, the atmosphere was dark, claustrophobic and isolated. A lot to love about the game.
This place is so much better than /b/, now I actually wanna post.
>>11389168
join us
>I cant sleep anyway
>>11389168
patches?
>>11389138
I liked the spike gun thing and shotguns. I also want to replay it. Also fuck the little girl thing
>>11389168
Patches?
>>11389070
that would be nice, i would join if you want
https://youtu.be/o3Tlv7h9I3Y
https://youtu.be/REAJI22UgZg
>>11389367
You're more than welcome to, I'll let you know when it comes in the mail and what not. I releases November 29th so I probably won't have it until like a week into december
>>11389212
Both of those weapons were absolutely sensational, but I also enjoyed the 'ASP' rifle quite a bit, when the allowed you to have it.
What's wrong with the little girl? Alma's a good girl, she didn't do anything.
>>11389504
She was spooky and I didnt like it when she behind me when I was on the ladder or saying that there is stuff in the water. Not ok.
>>11390544
>>11390556
>>11390638
>>11390696
Heya
>>11390692
>>11390768
>>11390817
The xcom poster creator is really something
>>11388379
>Firo
Don't you mean Ennis?
>>11390951
No, Firo.
>>11390970
Firo is a dude
>>11390911
delete this
>>11390980
I know
>>11387153
>>>Ifunny
>>11390912
>>11390982
I'll make more later
>>11391103
>>11391114
>>11391114
>>11391126
>>11391145
>>11390989
Ah so you're meming and Ennis is best girl
Dropping claims on obscure fairy waifu before bed.
I wonder who will notice.
>>11390982
>>11391156
>>11391235
>>11391277
>>11391283
>>11391306
>>11391318
Cut me yuno
>>11391339
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>come back
>thread still alive
>
>>11391931
>>11391962
>>11391973
>cosplaying some pokemon guy
>>11391988
>ITS YA BOY GUZMA
>>11392039
>implying I know any Pokemon guy besides Ash
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11392081
You need to get out more
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11392111
ehh nah
>>11392259
Yah. Come down here. Ill make you a muffin.
Cut me yuno
>>11392277
A very tempting offer
Too bad google can't find me a bike or train route
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11392346
...
>>11392328
Hi friend
Cut me yuno
I'm still here I guess
>>11392328
Kumiko
>>11392328
:)
>>11392377
voice thread when
GIVE ME ATTENTION
>>11392413
THANK YOU
>>11392423
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0goGWp9f7rl
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11392405
Whenever I feel like it
>>11392407
Why should I?
Anyways, haven't seen you in a while. How goes it?
>>11392423
Hooooooly fuck
Hows the snow up there
And go to sleep
It is still the same thread?
>>11392785
yes
Cut me yuno
>>11392794
Wow must have been a slow night
>>11392346
>cuts you
thats pretty
u guys need good ol jesus in ur lives
>>11392700
Because i said so.
>>11392768
It didn't snow. It will never snow.
>Go to sleep
No u
>>11392838
SAYAKA YOU'RE BACK
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU AN IMAGE OF YOUR WAIFU I FOUND A FEW YEARS AGO
Cut me yuno
>>11392838
>>11392954
ya what is that?
Hi me sachi
>>11393010
I saw that b4 but I thank
p weird idea to have drawn that
to whoever did
>>11393058
Aw man.
Everyone who likes Sayaka should see that picture
That's a cute picture
>saved
>>11393036
Hi
Shouldn't you be paying attention kiddo -_-
Cut me yuno
g'night everyone
Cut me yuno
>>11393098
Night.
>>11393087
Hi
No -_-
wow that was thick
>>11393279
What was?
>>11393279
Are you talking about a dicks?
Oh man, it's Jenny
I just ordered the first 3 volumes of Gunslinger Girl from Ebay
I'm not sure how my parents are going to react to that.
Oh and, yeah we're kind of busy preparing for this hurricane coming down on us. I'm not sure if I'll be able to be on as much especially if the electricity goes, but here's hoping.
>>11393380
nothing~
>>11393383
maaaaybe~
>>11393447
flowda's gonna get it~
>>11393464
You're always lewd aren't you?
>>11393573
y-yes...
So... everybody moved to /trash/ or what? And Hey I guess.