/sug/ - Steven Universe General Dasgemkorps Edition Last T

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gettin a good time

>>11384348
I feel like witty dialog (provided its in character) helps people connect with a character. same with them being a bit more cartoony. A single book doesn't feel like enough time for you to care about or understand a more realistic character.

hopefully it doesn't seem too unnatural

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I have a fucking headache.

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Can i come in this thread?

i didn't even get to post my shitty holly torture

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>>11384368

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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>>11384420
Youre just going to make that one anon rage

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how do Gem clothes work

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>>11384432
pls post

>>11384456
probably if it comes off the source it'll disappear

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>>11382827
kill yourself

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Post a cute picture of your favorite gem!

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>>11384490
I have many favorite gems

this is just one of them

Hey everyone, I can't reveal who I am, all I can say is that I work at CN. I know you guys are starving for info about the next airdate for SU. Truth is, things are very messy here at CN. But don't worry. The next bomb (I know, not another bomb) will be airing next month. And trust me when I say you guys will cry like mad. Serious shit goes down, and a forgotten townie makes a reappearance. That's all I'm gonna say. Trust me, you guys are going to love it. Especially since the bomb will be airing TWO new episodes a day! I can't get any screen shots atm because they're cracking down hard on leaks. But I will try to leak a screenshot sometime this month. The wait is almost over everyone. Stay strong.

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>>11384431

>>11384471
too early in thread

>>11384466

>>11384506
The funny part is that /sug/ is gullible enough to eat this shit up.
They're going to believe every word.

>>11384456
If Pearl's socks are part of her body, does that man she's peeling off her own skin?

>>11384506
yes daddy feed me that info

>>11384514
aw

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>>11384506
GUYS

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PREDATORS IS A FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE REVIEWERS ARE BULLSHIT

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>>11384490
kill yourself

>>11384550
those are storks of something, definitely not pelicans because they have no pouch under their bill

>>11384550
why is there a dog hidden in that one's shoulder?

>>11384587
everyone loves puppies, even tall balding birds (no, not pearl)

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>>11384568
Now do this one.

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do you guys think we'll get an announcement before NYCC (october 5-8)?

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to take her yo the park?

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>"Hey clod, what do you think of my hairy-Peri-penis?"

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>>11384413
I agree, it makes them easily accessible and likable very quickly, as are more silly characters. I disagree with the second point, I've read plenty of books where realistic characters were given ample time to be cared about, though it does very much leave you wanting more of them once the book is finished.

It doesn't feel too unnatural, like you said they're a little cartoony which is fine if that's what you're going for. I would say don't overdo it though, because too much banter and sarcasm can get tiring after a while, dial it back maybe a little bit and it's great.

>>11384420
You're always welcome, I've yet to watch TKO but I've heard it was really good. I'm excited.

>>11384451
Don't let one guy run your life.

>>11384624
12 days until the emmy awards. people have always said a renewal would happen then or at comic con, but i don't think that's every happened for the latter. why are they dragging their feet on that S6 renewal? i know you're talking about a return date

>>11384624

If leak anon is correct, hopefully.

>>11384637
Why does that Jew have pink hair?

knock knock its me
the ratboy genius
i just came over to say hi

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>>11384685
Are you calling Pearl a Jew? It's obviously just Pearl in a human suit.

>>11384420
no

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>>11384624
>it's already almost comic con 2 and we still haven't gotten new episodes
fucking kek

>>11384691
hello ratboy genius. lets have some potato knishes

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>>11384420
I want to cum inside of young Enid.

i am the little
rayboy genius
i hope we have a happy time

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How can you even kill a diamond? The only thing that can cut a diamond is another...

>>11384748
conniefag leave

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>>11384466
>Hey everyone, I can't reveal who I am, all I can say is that I work at CN. I know you guys are starving for info about the next airdate for SU. Truth is, things are very messy here at CN. But don't worry. The next bomb (I know, not another bomb) will be airing next month. And trust me when I say you guys will cry like mad. Serious shit goes down, and a beloved Gem makes a reappearance. That's all I'm gonna say. Trust me, you guys are going to love it. Especially since the bomb will be airing TWO new episodes a day! I can't get any screen shots atm because they're cracking down hard on leaks. But I will try to leak a screenshot sometime this month. The wait is almost over everyone. Stay strong.
>a beloved Gem makes a reappearance.
Could it be?

weeeeeeeee
i am the
ratboy genius
weeeeeeeee
i am the
rat
boy genius

>>11384568
>>11384486
So this is how it ends. Indexer and a couple of transient anons shitposting into the nether. Not surprised.

>>11384761
Are you okay, anon?

>>11384691
i knock on door

its me goku

>>11384768
Are you all retarded?

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>>11384447

>>11384750
I want to see Steven do the sex with Connie and Peedee while onion does a masturbate. I want to see Steven's penis become the big penis.

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>>11384784
Let me hope Anon, please.

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>>11384758
THEY KNOW TOO MUCH

>>11384758
LASER SWORDS

>>11384691
This post is mine.
>>11384749
This post is mine.
>>11384775
This is mine, too.

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Kick the baby

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>>11384800
Obviously it will be Jasper. But I can't believe you fags are desperate enough to believe these "leakers"

>>11384823
Don't leave babies near conniefag

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>>11384758

>>11384843
No, conniefag doesn't care about gems. They just want to fuck real human children

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>>11384823
kick the baby

>>11384758
It's really easy to smash a diamond.

>>11384776
You're implying there can ever be an end to this, you're very mistaken

Goodnight you fucks, keep holding out for the nuclear holocaust to come

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>>11384456
They don't. There's absolutely no need for gems to wearing clothing given that they're genderless entities, meaning if there's no shame behind a "nude" body then clothes would be pointless unless for personal aesthetics.

>>11384868
yeah you can just poke it with a pillow and shatter it

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But yeah, goodnight

How does Ruby pussy taste?

I like to stick my favorite gems in my ass and jerk off furiously while howling like a madman in my backyard at night.

Draw requests? I'm doing them with my non-dominant hand.

>>11384888
Raspberry?

>>11384900
Lapis x Luigi

>>11384900
a corrupted gem

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>>11384876
>he thinks Pearl has no genitalia
Anon......

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>>11384888

>>11384900
Flourite knitting a sweater

>>11384904
whats with virgins thinkin pussy tastes like fruit

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Okay then.

>>11384900

Peedee walking a sentient potato (like pumpkin) on a leash.

>>11384888

Like cinnamon

>>11384930
>>11384904
What's with virgins thinking fruit doesn't all somehow have a hint of pussy taste

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>>11384930
It's a joke anon

>>11384900
something lewd

>>11384758
PINK DIAMOND WAS AN INSIDE JOB

WAKE UP!

>>11384930
Mangoes are a fruit, anon.

>>11384966
It's a joke anon

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Mkaaaaay?

>>11384991
It's a joke anon

>>11385003
It's a joke anon

>>11384981
>>11384758
>>11384801
This is going to get fun come the 11th.

Trump is president. Right wing politics are rising. This general is dying, this show is loosing Dan's daily. Sugar is in controversy now, with her racist gems.

Lol I am winning.

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>>11385033
the 11th...?

>>11385033
11th?

so i'm thinking

>some gems are universal and don't change appearance based on diamond (rubies, quartzes (?), possibly bismuths)
>some gems are universal, but their color matches who they serve (pearls, zircons, agates, sapphires, probably topazes, etc)
>some gems that can only be one color belong to the diamond closest to that color (lapis, aquamarine, etc)

and

>pink held domain over pink, orange, red, and purple gems. her gems were redistributed after her death
>yellow holds domain over yellow, orange, and green gems.
>blue holds domain over blue, teal, purple, and indigo gems
>white holds domain over white, black, brown, and grey gems, but can have any gem she sees fit follow her (i theorize centi and emerald serve her)

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please come home peridoodley we miss you

>>11385058
she's on the booru, go check

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>>11385058
p̖̙ȩ̻r̹͕ͅi̘͓̻̗͟d͇̜̼͓ó̪͇o͚d̰l̝̜͙̻̳e̫̱̻͞y̵͕̬͕͍͓̟̞ ̱̫̦͟ͅi̴̟ ̳̝͈͔͘su̺̯̳̗̜̙͉m̭̰̙̬̝͚͉m͉͚o̪̘͇̝̬̥̦n͔͇̻͓ ̯̻̟̯͡t̸̫͎̜̯̘̞͇h̳͚̫̦̼̮e͔̖̭̯̻͕͎e͇̦̘̯̣̗̥

>>11385052
>>11385065
>>11385072
this shit is cringey. the artist doesn't even watch the show. 0/10 bad bait

>>11385058
>>11385088
She's never coming back Anon.

>>11385105
but nazis dude lmao xd

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>>11385043
>>11385044
Come on now, anons. Use those big-boy brains.

>>11385052
>>11385065
>>11385072
Sorry sweaty uwu. Garnet and Bismuth are coded to be black, all Jasper's and amethysts are latinx, every single gem is gay and agender. Pearls are clearly low class. You literally cant make any gems nazis besides the diamonds and emerald who are already the equal of Nazis. But I'm sure local government is keeping on eye on your posting habits

Taking quick and easy requests before sleep.

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>>11385058
>>11385088

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>>11384900
This with Jasper?

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>>11384913

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>>11385127
oh. people still think 9/11 jokes are really that funny?

>>11385153
thank
>>11385146
a different corrupted gem

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>>11384937

>>11385165
ha
the irish

>>11385165
kek

>>11384900
Suitcase Sam in a suitcase

Why do you guys keep chasing away the drawfags?

>>11385187
I'm still here.

>>11385187
>you guys
kys

>>11385187
it's just you-know-who being a little bitch because sultan drew art making fun of them

Hey everyone, I can't reveal who I am, all I can say is that my dad works at Nintendo. I know you guys are starving for info about the next release for Smash Bros. Truth is, things are very unbalanced here at Nintendo. But don't worry. The next sequel (I know, not another subtitle) will be releasing next year. And trust me when I say you guys will cry like mad. Serious shit gets broken, and a beloved character makes the roster. That's all I'm gonna say. Trust me, you guys are going to love it. Especially since the game will be released with TWO new DLCs a day! I can't get any screen shots atm because they're cracking down hard on leaks. But I will try to leak a screenshot sometime this month. The wait is almost over everyone. Stay strong.

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i totally forgot about the tshirt contest. literally nothing good won

>>11385156
Only when they find new places to be freshly applicable within.

>>11385209
LINK

>>11385165

It's perfect, thanks~

>>11385187
What makes you think I'm gone?

>>11385205

I swear to God if you piss off leak anon I will murder you.

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>>11385209
Dang.

>>11385215
https://community.welovefine.com/m/contests/winner/Steven-Universe-Design-Contest-2

>>11385146
Lapis x Luigi

conniefags btfo

>>11385191
>>11385235
(you)

>>11385312

I want Steven to rape Connie, then let all the townies and Amethyst have a pass at her, so she'll learn her place.

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>>11385290
>mostly boring and over-designed stuff that you wouldn't wear in public
>umpteenth stronger than you thing
oh well

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>>11385146
Martha crying

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>>11385298
He deserves it.

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>>11385209
>>11385290
you weren't kidding. it's all boring safe shit

>>11385341
pretty much. would have been nice to get a new jasper shirt, too. the only official one they have is ugly

>>11385351
OH

BEVSI WAS ONE OF THE WINNERS! she's alright

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>>11385349
She would never cuck him like slutsy does.

>>11385327
retard

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>>11385349
luigi deserves nothing but love and appreciation

>>11385351
>some bitch won twice

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>>11385290
I mean

that first runner up shirt looks neat

most of those other shirts look like shit you'd probably only wear to cons/other SU-related events and meetups

shame that our design didn't get in, that would've been fantastic

>>11385361
holy shit speaking of - neither Jasper, Lappy or Peri are on any of these shirts what the hell

I mean I'd understand Kimberly being unavailable to judge, but surely they could've let Jennifer and Shelby have a go

What's more likely? Greg giving into his murder lust and clicking Steven, or him forcing Steven to shapeshift into Rose so he can get that fat puss one more time?

>>11385391
(you)

>>11385351
They let some bitch win twice.

>>11385260
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you overcooked runt? I’ll have you know I had nothing but glass all the way back when emerged from kindergarten on Homweorld, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Crystal Gems, and I have over 300 confirmed shatters. I am trained in gem warfare and I’m the top jasper in the entire Homeworld armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ruby. I will shatter you fuck apart with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the communication channel? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aquamarines across the Diamond Empire and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, off-color. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking shattered, runt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shatter you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my helmet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Diamond Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shard. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn clod. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking shattered, runt.

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>>11385394
Does he deserve this?

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>>11384911

>>11385407

*Cucking

I hate phones

>>11385351
>no homeworld gems
>only one POC winner
>bitch won twice
>over designed, busy, uninspired designs

>>11385399
if you look in the store, they already have 2-3 of just peridot and lapis by themselves. one of jasper. i think leaving out any newer character and the homeworld trio from the winning designs is blah

>>11385187
/sug/ likes to pick a target of the month, you can tell because this guy >>11385194 targets sapphirefag constantly.

>>11385418
thank you very much

>>11385407
stop

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>>11385290
I agree that they're all a bit crowded, it would be hard to even recognize it at SU from a distance. I do like the warp pad one!

>>11385351
>half of the shirts have spoilers

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>>11385431
oh god here is goes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hai I work for Coon Wetwork and we're showing Reunited at 2am between 12 hour marathons of your new favorite show on the 21st. Please don't tell reddit about this exclusive leak.

Post Steven feet pls

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>>11385460
WHO DARES MOVE EVERYONE'S NEW FAVORITE SHOW FROM MY SCHEDULE

>>11385465
no

>>11385384
I wish she still drew fanart, her style is cute.

>>11385476

Pls

>>11385485
she's all serious biznit now, but now TOO serious, she'll still do fanart for commissions

>>11385497
no lapis

>>11385475
Master Miller please! You know we have to let the tapes cool down for about 10 minutes after every 600 hours of continuous airing!

>>11385526
*mistress miller

Imagine Steven using his spit as rejuvenating lotion for footrubs that he gives everyone in town.

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>>11384447
I had some personal health issues the last couple days but I'm still writing that one fic. I'll grind on it tomorrow to finish it. I at least know how I want the whole story to go now so that's good.

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Gems should blankly stare at the television

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FRIENDLY REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CEmAEAIm8s

*fart* - lapis

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>>11385476

Since pretty much all carbon on the face of the earth has been part of an animal or tree at some point, can steven's spit reassemble CO2 back into living creatures

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>>11385612
Ok anon. I'm glad you're feeling better.

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Has anyone else read the Crystal Clarity Fan fiction. If not i highly recommend it

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>>11385639
>Steven could bring back the dinosaurs

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>>11385351
>drawendo's didn't win
>that bitch won the runner up despite being the grand prize winner

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triggered

>>11385639
His spit can't revive dead organisms, otherwise every time he ate ANY food, he'd be commiting a crime against nature.
But Rose on the other hand........

>>11385617
You should stare blankly at the television with me

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>>11385629
*pbbth*

>>11385668
>can't revive dead organisms

anon...

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>>11384919

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>>11384386
gettin barn and I might die haha

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>>11385668
Yes. This is totally true. There is no evidence that this is wrong. None at all.

>>11385692
Name one time his spit has revived a dead organism.

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>>11384513

What's Connie's preferred yaoi ship she probably draws in her notebooks? Steven/Peedee, Steven/Lars? Steven/some character from that dumb book series????

>>11385665
Sapphirefag > His hatebase

>>11385718
That's his tears, dipass.

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>>11385720

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>>11385701
Well that's just mean.

>>11385735

Tears are just eye spit, cuck.

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>>11385701
kek thanks senpai

>>11385692
>>11385718
>His spit can't revive dead organisms
His steak isn't gonna turn pink and start mooing in terror unless he cries on it

>>11385735
You're funny. Almost funny enough to cover the fact that you're a complete moron.

>>11385745
Then please explain to me how Steven didn't revive the PB&J sandwich he got his spit all over in Lars's Head.

Oh right, the answer is that I'm a cuck. Oh I see.

>>11385762
how do you revive peanut butter
how do you revive jelly

I hope Rebecca washes her cunt before her brother and the nigger munch on it.

I'm still surprised that crying on Amethyst didn't do anything.

Steven being able to patch up a teddy or a broken plate is so retarded

Couldn't they have just stuck to living creatures

>>11385656
Steven Universe: Beast Wars.

>>11385769
ITS A FUCKING DEAD ORGANISM
BY YOUR LOGIC, IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE REVIVED BY SPIT
BUT IT WASNT


P L E A S E E X P L A I N

>>11385647
link

WE

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>>11385644
<3

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>>11385790
>peanut butter is dead
>jelly is dead

what kind of supermarket are you getting your peanut butter and jelly from and where can I find it

>>11385799
ARE THE CRYSTAL

>>11385797
Oh yeah... woops
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11034069/chapters/24593514

>>11385769
Peanut butter used to be a peanut plant, a living organism.
Jelly used to be grapes, also living organisms.
Even the bread was wheat, which is a living organism.

I wonder if I'll ever get my pic of connie peeing before this show inevitably gets cancelled. It's not exactly easy to request for more than one reason

>>11385815

BEARS

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>>11385808
<3

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>>11385814
Jesus christ, you must actually be retarded.

Peanut butter is made from peanuts. Peanuts come from a peanut plant. Peanut plants are living organisms.

Jelly is made from grapes/strawberries. Grapes and strawberries are living organisms.

>>11385818
anon are you living in the Foodfight universe

>>11385819

Port O'bello would draw that.

>>11385844
who?

>Steven cries on jelly
>Squealing jelly
Oh my god.

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>>11385857
It actually had me pretty nervous when I was watching Wanted, because of how close his tears get to that sandwich.

>>11385854

A SU r34 artist. He mostly does shota, but he likes Connie too.

>>11385670
We can put on a dumb action movie and just let it play in the background.

>>11385837
Do you not realize that plants are alive?

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Who will be the next victim of the murdercock?

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>>11385828

>>11385888

He's probably autistic

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>>11385895

What are the chances of Hurricane Irma actually hitting Florida?

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>>11385909

>>11385914
>Only sultan ever draws this hate fueled personas

is anyone else here addicted to candy corn?

>>11385882
That sounds nice and comfy, we can cuddle up on the couch

Are you afraid of that there hurricane supposedly incoming?

>>11385931
>DuckDuckGo
What?

>>11385959

I'm addicted to shitposting

I'm rewatching death note. Why does everyone hate Near again?

>>11385965
Oh, you haven't ditched Google?

>>11385959
I like it but I can't say I'm addicted. I'm addicted to sugary drinks.

>>11385970
>watching after L dies
shit choice

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>>11385704
i honestly hope not haha

>>11385959
Kinda and kinda speaking about Halloween, what's /sug/ gonna dress up as?

I'm gonna dress as a king, I even got a replica of Aragorn's crown

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>still no news about any release dates for the show or game

Hey /sug/, I've got a bump the size of a bb under the skin of my penis, along the bottom of the shaft. It isn't red, doesn't hurt and unless I'm past a halfchub it isn't even noticeable. Should I be worried or is it something that will go away in a few days?

Remember that one episode when Pearl spoke to Lapis without realizing it?
Ahh, the memories.

>>11386005
Could be cancer. What color is it?

>>11385962
I live in a flood area, so I'm kinda worried.

>>11385970
Probably correlates with >>11385984
"Second Generation L"

>>11385970
>series focuses on the cat-and-mouse games between Light and L
>Light defeats L and wins in a way that actually makes sense
>series could've ended there, but some little shit who looks like an L recolor comes along and extends it past its ending
>defeats Light due to a series of asspulls that a genius like Light should've seen coming a mile away

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>>11385972
>>11385931
this sounds like you've been hit by a virus and embraced it

>>11386005
I've had pimples in unlikely places but that doesn't sound like a pimple to me desu

I'd recommend seeing a doctor m8

>>11384888
Does it differ from Ruby to Ruby?

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ohyeaaaaaahhhhhh

>>11385984
It's not as strong as first half but I wouldn't call it bad.

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>>11384888
carolina reaper

>>11386042
Sounds like you have a strange desire for Google to watch you masturbate.

>>11385940
cry more

>>11386064
t. Sultan's white knight/perifag

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I want Steven to sit on my face.

>>11386060
Sounds kinda hot desu

>>11386077
t. sapphirefag white-knighting himself being a hypocrite again

>>11386079

Same

>>11386060
I'd hope they'd join me

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>>11386007
They should get an episode where they actually taaaaalk.

>>11386079
>>11386100

why is this allowed while conniefagging isn't?

>>11386090
t. Autismo who derails threads trying to witchhunt someone who triggered jasperfags exclusively before people got triggered by the triggering.

>>11386104
>Show us the galaxy warp.
>YOU THREE KNEW I WAS IN THERE.....

They've talked..... sorta.

>>11386114
it isn't. they're just not posting any nsfw images. those get removed

>>11386114

Because Connie is a terrorist

>>11386114
Same reason why anons are still circlejerking with sapphirefag.

>>11386122
t. autismo sapphirefag being a whiny try hard again

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>>11386140

does anyone have that fanfiction where lapis rapes jasper, then pretends jasper raped her, then jasper is bubbled and gets raped daily by lapis while the gems are consoling lapis
peridot goes mute in it

I think I have shit taste in anime.

>>11386155
Sounds hilariously awful. Sort of like that fic where Ronaldo rapes Peridot.

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>>11386175
if you like anime at all you have shit taste

>>11386155
I was about to say "the show" but Peridot isn't mute she never shuts the fuck up in fact

>>11386178
jasper almost murders a kitten

>>11386122
Brevity is the soul of wit.
You used 4 buzzwords in that sentence alone, and you used one of them 3 times.
It doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look angry and easy to bait, which you are.

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How soft is Steven?

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>>11386213
Not quite as soft as Elodie's tender asscheeks.

>>11386123
>>11386104
Even though Jasper has been gone since S3, she has still talked with each of the CG's more than Lapis has.

lapis: *fart*

>>11386134
how is that sfw

>>11386140
and they're getting away with it while I get attacked why? At least I'm not posting naked 8-year-olds

>>11386213
kys

>>11386146
>Whiny try hard
???

>>11386198
>Buzzword usage
You're unironically saying this?
When you've literally made it a mission to turn sapphirefag into a buzzword just so you can feel better about your shit opinions in an argument?

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>>11386198
i know it's hilarious

>>11386155
Honestly this sounds hilarious, what is it called

>>11386196
I have to read this.

>>11386227
it's a screenshot from the show. fuck off conniefag

>>11386021
From what I can tell I do as well. I hope you stay safe then and get some extra supplies just in case. As of right now the storm looks kinda bad, I really hope it at least dies down or swings upwards before it hits

Anyone remember the story where the lappy eggs thing came from?

>>11386019
Nothing, its under my skin.

>>11386188
So does Nintendo for not making more Warioware games.

>>11386242
that doesn't make it any less fucked up

Is this the longest hiatus yet

>>11386241
>>11386238
same author wrote about lapis raping dog jasper too ithink

>>11386257
T R U E

>>11386255
If professional medical help is too expensive, you can always go digging with a scalpel yourself.

>>11386263
>>11386241
>>11386238
found it from looking up the dog rape
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8293132/chapters/18996631

>>11386258
i'm fine with aged up stuff but you conniefags AND stevenfags both need to fuck off a die

>>11386155
>>11386178
>>11386196
>>11386241
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8293132

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>>11386123
they should have an actual conversation

>>11386283
>>11386288
Bless you, anons.

>>11386261
Nope. It's been 95 days.
The longest hiatus was 124 days, and the second longest was 98 days.

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>>11385985
Just hurricane worries no big deal xD

>>11386261
Considering there are anons dedicated to going after drawfags, avatarfags, and just about anyone who makes themselves visible for 0.5 seconds...
Yes.

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>>11385785
It's really fucking retarded. Not only that but they're probably going to ignore it for another season until they need it for some plot point.

And the episode it he used it in was 40 episodes ago out of a total of 132 episodes in this show. And they never brought it up again, nor do the gems even know he can fix inanimate objects because Pearl didn't let him fix the plate.

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>>11386155
that one wasn't as funny as this one

>>11386297
If the show doesn't come back until October this will be the longest hiatus.

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>>11386240
i want her to shapeshift into a mermaid at least once

>>11386273
I mean, if I get a picture of it would you guys tell me if it looks like cancer? Like I said it doesn't hurt and only really is noticeable if I have an erection

How can CN be this incompetent

>>11386254
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177

>>11386323
Sure. Go ahead.

>>11386254
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177/chapters/9428868

>>11386323
please not again

>>11386227
Steven is highschool-aged while Connie is said to barely be starting the 7th grade in Buddy's Book.

People would care less about Conniefags if you guys didn't post real life pedo posts.

>>11386360
lets please not start this again. you'll summon the pedo-defensive brigade

when is lapis going to say the fuck word

>>11386352
I want to be a philosophy major because philosophy is fun!

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>>11386377
>"Flop."

>>11386377
she will say "fuck yes" when peridot gets shattered in the upcoming episodes

>>11386377
hopefully soon so CN can erase her from existance

The longest hiatus was 124 days. This hiatus will match that on September 30th. Going by the typical 2 week wait between promo and airing, the latest we could get a promo without the hiatus record breaking is around the 16th.

>>11386335
Bah, Can't get a good angle on it. But it looks like a bb just under my skin. feels like a bit of muscle or a vein that is bulging. I'm wondering if some hot showers and a break from masturbation might help it

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>>11386300
Oh don't worry then I might die too Xd

>>11386377
when she says the n-word

>>11386388
that works too

>>11386377
Let's start a petition like tumblr did for Pearl.

>>11386300
>xD
>>11386404
>Xd

kill yourselves

>>11386403
Sounds like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphangiosclerosis