HG Thread - SPOOKY GHOSTS EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
That's right, it's so fucking spooky that a couple of our tributes -literally- shat themselves to death.
You can't make this shit up.
Niggers
>>11373835
I'm not sure how a light thing like that crushed me, but at least it wasn't at the beginning again, or right towards the end
>>11373827
>mfw
>>11373877
I'd say it's reasonably close to the end, it's daijobu.
There's multiple levels of irony in that first event. It's really a work of art.
>>11373827
>kek
Could an ice cream truck kill Abathur?
Yes apparently.
I guess it's fine since they're eating for six..
>>11373882
>>11373891
I guess someone forgot rule 12 was a thing.
>>11373917
Who needs rule 12, his dad probably works at Nintendo too
>>11373911
W-Well, I guess they didn't need all that food after all...
Ah well, final four.
Oh for fuck's sake guys come on, it's time for this to be over.
>>11373946
Oooone more slide
>>11373962
Okay!
Finished!
Winner!
>>11373962
Mookoo wins.
Wincard!
>>11373990
Correct you are
>>11374001
Thanks for hosting
Now you have my permission to die...
Well, die even more. Damn.
>>11373995
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>11374001
Host appreciated.
>>11374001
>The doll appears thankful for the game.
>Congrats, Mokou.
>>11374001
Please host again I missed it
>>11374001
Weird code but still appreciated, especially at this time.
>>11373995
Your what?
>>11374001
Thanks for the game.
>>11374021
>>11374030
Thank you too.
>>11374001
>>11374009
Thank you for hosting.
>>11374049
Nah, I'm going to bed pretty soon. Not gonna happen.
>>11374059
>Yeah it's a code someone from /co/ dropped on us and asked me to host a week ago or so, It's something different.
>>11374075
>>11374001
Everyone knows Mokou is already spoken for!
It was only a matter of time until she got her moment on top.
https://pastebin.com/XT43Ah4y
>>11374101
Unbelievable..
>>11374101
>Well, it was fun while it lasted.
>>11374101
>Went from like 40 to 28
>So this is the power of Yu:b:o's games...
>>11374101
Far out of grasp of the top ten. I do prefer being far away from it than being close and having that vague "Will I make it tomorrow?" feeling. Still 1100+ though.
>>11374101
327th place...
>>11374142
Still 1000+
>ask worker to cover event three months in advance
>don't say anything for two and a half months other than "I'll ask my other boss for the day off"
>week before the event they abruptly cancel on me just saying they don't want to do it
>have to quickly restaff
>they get fired from their other job
>message me same day asking to do the job
>gets mad when I say no
>>11374092
>kissus tum
goodnight
>>11374156
Mundo say: "Fuck all to death." Mundo know business.
>>11374092
Thanks for the game.
>>11374101
>SOON.jpg
>>11374092
I'll see if I can build up the urge to host or not.
what should i buy
i want to spend money
>>11374167
Thanks buddy, I'll take that to heart.
I'll fuck the guys replacing them to death. Especially Nathan.
>>11374206
What are your options?
>>11374209
Mundo think that best. Mundo know. Mundo level 7 Mundo.
>>11374218
Maybe you are an option.
>>11374235
Don't do that
>>11374221
Best Mundo OCE.
>>11374235
Boi you better be buying her for cuddles and non of that lewd shit.
>>11374261
You don't know lewd until you've talked to me.
>>11374248
Come with me.
>>11374287
You're going to do something really immorel to her aren't you?
Something like.. H-Holding hands!? I've caught you, I know how your kind works.
>>11374319
I'm a Police Officer. Why would I do that?
>>11374332
Hmm... You've got a point. A police officer wouldn't commit such a serious offence as hand holding.
>>11374356
So move out of the way and let me do my job.
Nice RP.
>>11374392
Are you ready to have my dick in your mouth?
>>11374407
Only if you ava cute boys.
>>11374370
If your job was something to do with that teacher I think she left while we were talking.
>>11374413
I only ava white boys.
>>11374421
She wasn't worth my time.
>>11374454
i'll eat your ass for 3.50
>>11374516
>eats ur ass
>hoshi will be killed by nukes soon
F
What's the first thing you'll do when the apocalypse comes?
>>11374641
bite the dust
i vape
We gotta start building some vaults, but we gotta make up a similar shitter name for em.
>>11374641
Track down any surviving avafags and create a group of misfit bandits. Ranks shall be handed out based on the avafag. We shall build a gang that will be autisticly cheeky, while moderately breeky. Raiding other survivors for their weapons, food and women through well drafted(read: drunkenly) planned assaults. It will be cringing. It will be autistic. It will be fucking glorious.
>>11374630
the nukes explosion radius is smaller than the radius of hoshi
he'll be fine
>>11374677
fall dread
>>11374691
You win.
The world is having an update soon, the patch notes say that the update will bugfix North Korea into a minecraft flatland map, cool
>>11374767
>they'll never update the Moon's storyline ever again
>we'll never have another ARG like the Red Scare ever again
I fucking hate Real Life, when is the sequel coming out
>>11374789
2012 nigger, what are you still doing in Real Life 1?
Roll call, do we have enough for a 24?
>22 UID
>>11374805
Playing it on hardcore mode and not playing that shitty "2017" mod?
The American Election the creators made was fucking shit, and the supposed candidates for the 2020 election is laughable as well. Bring back the World War storyline
>>11374822
>>11374822
>>11374833
>>11374836
>>11374840
M-maybe later
>>11374827
Can't wait until the next update when The Rock's brother gets into the white house.
>>11374822
People'll enter filler, do it
>>11374857
A game for filler sounds like shit.
>>11374855
Fuck this mod, I hate that it's gotten more popular than OG Real Life
The only thing that's better than the original is the graphics. The story in the mod is boring as fuck and all the """"""events"""""" that happen in the game are yawn-inducing
>>11374827
Rumors they're making a third world war dlc
>>11374889
Hopefully, it's the only thing at this point that would rekindle my interest into Real Life as a whole
I want to start cross dressing. What sites have tips on how to get into it?
>All those dogs from those movies you watched as a kid are all dead now
>>11374915
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
>>11374947
I'm fit already, turning into a Bro... What do i do...
>>11374964
You are ready for step 2: put on a japanese schoolgirl outfit.
>>11374977
I think i have too many gains.
>>11374964
Post a picture
>>11374979
c-cute
>>11374977
You should look like this when done. You'll be the most alpha cross dresser.
minecraft dirt block
>>11374980
No, i will be shitposted too much.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
>>11375004
TURTLES COUNT IT OFF
Alabamana
>>11374985
I want to look SOFT. and cute
>>11375028
SOFT
AND WET
>>11375041
Soft ONLY. I don't want my dick touched. Just kissing is ok with me.
>>11375041
we /Gappypost/ now?
>>11375062
Is there ANY protagonist as based as Josuke "Gappy Fourballs" Higashikata?
>Adorable
>Handsome
>His Stand is badass in both name and design
>His ability is fucking ingenious
>SOFUTO ANDO WETTO
>Sleeps under a mattress because it's comfortable
How can anyone even compete?
>>11375078
>forgetting 2 sets of balls so he can nut twice as hard
Can someone host or RP or shitpost
It's getting too weird again
>>11375092
>Is heavily wounded, possibly dying and in no condition
>>11375087
Oh yeah
>bullies the fuck out of a nigga so hard he steals his girl
>has FOUR BALLS
>has three girls wanting his dick
>beat the shit out of a rock human
>is a Kira, a Joestar, a Kujo, and a Higashikata all in one
>>11374101
Ahh, I see my purge is finally starting to get some attention.
But it matters not. I shall continue avafag killing for as long as I live!
>>11375131
But why
>>11375058
Chris, we need to talk.
>>11375135
All for the sake of a better society...
>>11375131
That may not be much longer for you, human!
>begins firing lasers everywhere
>Shimakaze aint got shit on this alpha cross dresser
>>11375137
If he wants to do that then why do you need to talk? Let him do whatever he wants.
>>11375153
You get your better society talking ass out of here.
>>11375092
I can RP.
>>11375187
but can you dance?
>>11375189
U-Uh...no.
>>11375157
>Shimakaze
>>11375187
Do you get an alert everytime someone mentions you or something?
>>11375204
Let me see you dance.
>>11375157
>quickly dodges the lasers being fired at him
Haaah......too slow. Way too slow, okama.
I'll let you live for a little bit longer. But soon, everyone becomes a victim of my purge. I shall stain my blade with your blood.
>the killer licks his blade, before disappearing into the night
>>11375178
Haaah...? Old man, what do you know of justice?
People like you, who ignorantly live their lives while chaos reigns all around you...those who wave their power around idly need to be put in their place.
I will bring that justice. Someone must commit terrible, murderous acts to bring society into order, and I am he.
You too shall become a victim of my purge.
>>11375215
Things like you need to be taken down. It wont be hard. Lay down easily before you get hurt.
>>11375210
Maybe we have special summoning powers? Quick! Try to summon someone else!
>>11375221
So you say...but little do you know, all I need is a tiny taste of your blood...
Even a single drop of blood, and you're done for.
I wonder for how long those little toys known as guns will keep you safe...
>>11375232
Autism! I choose you!
>>11375241
>>11375232
Alright, uh...
SETH is a better showboat than HOSHI!
And now we wait.
>>11375239
I don't want any of this. I'm out.
>>11375244
It works!
>>11375247
Maybe there's a cooldown period?
>tfw college starts today
AHHHHHHHH
>>11375278
got your books and shit ready?
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11375265
Maybe I'm broken.
Quick, you try it.
>>11375302
And new friends
Post your phone lock screen backgrounds and guess avas
>>11375303
>>11375305
Okay. Random autism faggot, I summon you.
>>11375390
Done.
>>11375411
No awooing! It's not good for your baby!
>>11375390
Post an image you never get the chance to use
>>11375390
I use it to always remember my cat :(
>>11375427
I am not with child, faceless one.
>>11375437
>>11375446
Want to?
>>11375486
Absolutely not.
here's a terrible wincard
>>11375522
Having to make a gif wincard every thrill ride seems like quite a chore.
>>11375210
I do, as a matter of fact. I just don't answer most of them because the number of times i've been mentioned has gone past 10,000+.
>>11375211
S-Sorry, I had to go do something...
>>11375540
Dance
>>11375522
Thank you a lot Adashi
>kissu
>>11375526
It's a webm, you do this in a video editor like Sony Vegas. You can save project files as templates and then just plug a video in and export as webm. Then it's copypaste
>>11375563
>taps foot once
>>11375574
Marry me
>>11375574
>>11375583
Is gay marriage allowed in your state, Kamina?
>>11375446
I beg to differ. I was there earlier when Beowulf (a)woo'd you off your feet, right into his bed.
>>11375603
:b:eowulf
>>11375564
i like this transition better
>>11375603
>A yawn is surpressed
Are you done expressing your dreams?
>>11375612
Off to the archives to get a screencap.
>>11375621
>being this autistic for (You)'s and a ship
kys ramsay
>>11375583
>>11375593
No, and no. I'm spoken for.
>>11375612
>>11375639
I didn't want you anyways.
>>11375639
Bullshit.
>>11375621
>>11375644
I've had tics and fleas on my pelt far less insufferable than you. I am pretty sure I corrected my error in speech quite quickly.
>>11375654
You have fleas?
>>11375651
>sticks tongue out at
Good!
>>11375653
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>grabs the person below me by the arm
Say that again and you'll get your ass kicked!
>>11375656
Why would you care, human?
>kills the next person to touch them
>>11375664
BUT I'M THE PERSON BELOW YOU FOOL
>>11375671
FUCK
>>11375654
Oh? Did you remember to correct this? Also, this >>11375656 is good to know.
>>11375668
>holds your arm
>>11375671
>>11375679
>sticks tongue out at
>>11375668
Mind your words, I'm a monster, just like you are. Don't label me as anything else. I've got 'em too, they're a pain in the ass.
>>11375686
you are so beautiful
>>11375692
What? That's the exact opposite of what I'm trying to be. Women are beautiful, sunsets are beautiful, monsters aren't. You're just insulting me. Tell me I'm terrifying and cool-looking instead.
>>11375682
Well then. Wait five months and we shall see if you are right. Begone with you
>>11375683
>Surprised by the little boy grabbing her arms, she looks at him with eyes that could rend flesh if they were actual weapons
>>11375686
''Monster''? I'd rather not be associated with an ogre headed auroch like you, even if I agree that fleas are annoying. ESPECIALLY after a good hunt or kill.
>>11375701
You are terrifying and dangerous and so pretty I cant keep my eyes off of you,
>>11375705
Don't you mean 9?
>>11375711
9 is a baka
>>11375711
5. 9. If I could tell you how long it would take, I still wouldn't do it.
>>11375705
>Shimakaze (Male) holds the arm so that it covers her (his) mouth, staring back at the hooded woman before muffled speech comes out.
H-Hi...
>>11375705
Hah. Ogre-headed, huh? Guess you didn't get it the first time I said "mind your words." Make sure I don't catch you in my hunting territory, either. You want to hunt here, you gotta give me an offering. That's how us monsters work. And, ah..
>Garou juts a thumb towards his chest, covered in dirty, crusty bandages and blood caked, mostly exposed wounds. The bandages don't seem to be helping at all, if not making them worse, and the wounds are definitely a color they're not supposed to be.
If you haven't noticed, I got roughed up not too long ago. I make it look easy, but to tell you the truth, it's hard as hell just to stand. You don't want me to kill you, hand over something to help me out.
...Might even throw in something a little extra, too.
>>11375707
Two out of three isn't bad.
>>11375711
Average gestation period of wolves is 2-2,5 months.
>>11375716
>every newborn is Cirno
I have to go offroading... with my baby in the trunk... and a few bowling balls.
>>11375733
>le ebin Cirno meme
Either way, have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJUNYtZAbxg
>>11375722
You can let go of me now, little boy. Go find your mother and father and listen to them very well for they will always love you.
....You do have either of them, yes?
>>11375725
>The wolfgirl looks at the ogre-headed monster in surprise, this sounds quite familiar to the traditions her people follow.
Interesting. Whenever I hunted outside our tribe's territory, it was the custom to offer half of the largest game we caught to the rightful own-
>She then finally notices the putrid wounds and cuts covering the mans torso, they smell of death and decay and it doesn't take long for her to figure out what's happening as she points towards one of them in clear disgust
Gangreen. I am not going to kill someone that is wounded or dying, human or beast.
>>11375759
>catching on to the reference
Well done, ol' chap!
Everything I say is a catchphrase!
>>11375787
I LOVE COCK IS NOW HG'S CATCHPHRASE BECAUSE MY DUBS SAY SO!
>KK
>>11375766
>He looks down in confusion at his chest and arms, raising an eyebrow at the comment.
What-green? I've got no idea what you're talking about. I just need some clean bandages, or something. You said it yourself, it's your tradition, I can..
>He tries to lift his arm again to gesture towards himself, but fails. His shoulder gives out halfway through raising his arm, and it drops limply to his side.
..Handle myself. I'm a monster, like I said, we get by. Now, hurry. No way I'm gonna let this kill me.
>>11375766
>Shimakaze (Male) picks her (his) head up and lays it on top of the arm, not making any intention of moving.
I'm a girl. An orphan girl! I'm a machine so I don't have parents.
>>11375814
>Male
>I'm a girl
>I'm a machine
FUCKING CHOOSE ONE
>>11375796
Can you stop pretending you are fine, you dimwitted ox? You are going to die before the new moon at this rate....Have it your way then.
>Shaking to herself at the ogre's idiocy, she goes on her own way. Perhaps he would surive. Perhaps he'd drop into a coma quickly or become a hungry forrest creature's meal.
>In the end, she didn't care. She could not afford compassion. Not now.
>>11375816
>be a machine
>remove hydraulic penis and replace with fleshlight
I'm not seeing a problem here.
>>11375814
>She knew he was lying. ''Her'' smell was that of a young male. Unless ''she'' was fooling her all along. In the end she did not care. Was the short human a liability, she'd get rid of him.
...An orphan, you say? That makes two of us.
>>11375824
Have it your way. I'll find someone else to help me. See you on the hunting grounds as soon as I recover, prey.
>>11375794
You got to work on that mic work.
>>11375846
I am looking forward to tear you apart limb by limb, ogrehead.
>>11375816
>whispers inyour ear
fuck off ok
>>11375836
Is that why you look like a dog with all of that hair? Because nobody's ever taught you how to groom yourself?
Hiya. How are you guys?
HG fanfiction when?
>>11375882
I CAN'T BOOK! I'm a wrestler for peat sake!
>I would but I'm work posting. Posts could be delayed a fuck ton.
Where can I find clothes to crossdress in my size online.
>>11375919
Stores
>>11375911
Pretty dead.
>>11375925
specific
>>11375913
When Seth comes back from the dead to release his one
>>11375911
Dangan is one of the things I looked into because of HG, it's kinda eh. Fifth case, second game is neat.
>>11375911
I want to hug the Saionji
>>11375917
>rubs your leg
Wanna erp cunt?
>>11375919
Hot Topic and Macy's.
>>11375913
what would the plot be? who would be the recurring characters?
>>11375940
No kidding. This place is pretty dead.
>>11375958
How sweet of you! Flattery will get you everywhere....
>Hiyoko hugs the Anon.
>>11375897
>Throws the hood of her cloak backwards, revealing long silver-grey coloured hair.
Dogs can't talk, little one. Have your elders never told you that?
Meh. What wrestle HASN'T booked himself to win?
First 24!
>>11375989
FYXE
>>11375989
Hiyoko Saionji
>>11375989
BATTLE WOLF KING GUINNESS
>>11375989
Velvet Scarlatina
>>11375989
Cara Delevingne
>>11375989
Maxwell
>>11375989
Tsuyu
>>11375989
Build
>>11375989
Kamina's ass
>>11375989
Captain Luna
>>11375989
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11375989
Velouria
>>11375989
The Uber Gang
>>11376015
>>11376019
>post timers
>>11375989
Araragi Karen
>>11375989
Lord Beerus
That can't be the ENTIRE Wulfpack!
I need like, 9 more!
>>11375969
Civil War
The Preservation of HG, or its Extinction.
>>11375989
Kirino
>>11375989
Astolfo!
>male
>>11375989
A silvia S13
>>11376048
Dick Vader
>>11375989
Shade
>>11376039
Take a look at "that", and then at me. Do I look like someone you wouldn't bring home to your parents?
>>11376048
Cortex with a gun
>>11376072
You're a serial killer, you smoke and you look like a homeless person
I'd take you home, feed you, bathe you and make sure to find a job for you and a cheap place to stay.
>>11376048
Mr.Ass
>>11375981
>Shimakaze (Male) reaches up and grabs one of the ends of the woman's hair.
Oooh, this is nice! Then like a werewolf or an ape. You look like one of those with that hood on. Have you ever thought about getting a haircut?
>>11375989
Revy
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S SWAPPING TIME
... Too cheesy? We don't got many people so we'll start shortly.
>>11376171
We real dead hours. I had the chance to roleplay but I didn't take it. I could have done something. I could have been someone. I could have avoided all of this.
>>11376109
I have and I won't. I keep it long for reasons someone like you would never understan- AH! Please don't pull my hair, it's quite sensitive, you dolt
>She says this while clenching her teeth. The young boy was pretty rough with handling her hair for her standards
Fyxe with the "secret agenda"
Max couldn't draw himself out of that one!
I was rooting for the wife.. I guess it didn't work out for her..
>>11376171
>All she does is staring at her district partner. The 1000-yard stare in his eyes. His scent of death and decay and the way he walks. Ending him right now is tempting indeed.
>>11376194
>The wolfgirl is dead and so is her unborn child. She will revive sooner or later with no recollection of either her apparent pregnancy or her crash
>rip little wulf.
>>11376194
Ah, spy /co/de. One of the better /co/des in my opinion. Wonder how you'd rate them all.
>>11376171
I don't think all the other contestants understand how generous I'm being with them. I could just beat them all up after making myself immortal. It's that easy.
>>11376194
>It seemed Maxwell talked himself up a little too much though, as his plane began to spiral out of control and plummet towards the Earth. He fumbled for his notebook but accidentally dropped it, leaving him unable to save himself from the deadly crash.
>Upon respawning, Max has a frown on his face.
Psssh. If the rules let me use my own plane that wouldn't have happened...
>>11376194
I seriously missed it, huh..? Guess I must've passed o-.. Fallen asleep.. Damn.
>(I doubt I could even compete in this state anyway..)
Spies spying on spies spying on spies! Makes my head spin.
Emiya you suck as a spy.
>>11376212
So far this one is my favorite. But the only one I didn't like was Highschool 2 or whatever I was hosting the other day.
>>11376234
>The Uber Gang ''pulls up'' Dick Vader
>>11376011
Nice thumbnail
>>11376234
Heh, this ride's gonna look so cool.
>>11376234
Highschool is trash and should be put at the bottom of the list.
>>11376227
>Maxwell stalks the arena grounds, having nothing to do now that he had been eliminated. During his walk he stumbled across the wreck of a man, his bruised body causing Maxwell to recoil at the sight.
Eugh! Did you just run away from a hospital or something? You've been totally wrecked!
>>11376263
>What's wrong with Highschool? Too much sex stuff?
>>11376250
Why does Shimakaze have a toy up her (his) ass?
>>11376267
>Shit I started a game of League
>I'll respond to this afterwards if you're still here sorry
>>11376267
Kinda boring too. School is not for killing.
>>11376234
>Information is placed within the scent of its urine and shares it with Cara.
The dick got shot! And down he goes!
The gang checking out Dat ass.
And it looks like Shade wasn't hooked on winning.
>>11376282
I forget who usually does Maxwell.
>>11376290
Pfft! You guys are weak! Come back when you want to take fighting seriously.
>>11376282
>Nah that's fine, I should probably head off to bed anyway.
>>11376283
>Boring? I think you can do some cool stuff with a school related environment.
>p1 and p2 get detention together. Their punishment is to mow the school's football yard with shitty push mowers.
>p1 cuts in front of p2 in the line at the cafeteria. p2 notices and confronts him1 about it.
>p1 picklocks p2's locker and finds the corpse of p3 stashed inside.
>Those are some examples I have from a school code I was making that fell through. If you trimmed the fat from the school /co/de and spruced it up a bit you could have a pretty good game
>>11376301
>I'm Craig
>>11376085
>Kiritsugu rubs his head at the bold claims made by the anon
That's a lot of assumptions to be made. Is it the black clothes? I'm fine, I just need to shave.
>>11376267
>The school one is my favorite.
>>11376290
I'll pass. I'm not one for staying in ovesized homes.
All these hired thugs kinda suck. Get your hands dirty! Stop being chicken shit heels!
Hey Wolf. His weakness is that he's a car. Shocker I know.
>>11376319
>School one is probably my favourite too, I feel like its the /co/de that's easiest to RP too. It's been awhile since I've seen it done though so I could be misremembering. The new /co/des look pretty good, too.
>>11376318
Not saying there's not stuff, yeah, but most people prefer it a bit violet, I suppose. Maybe it's just me.
>>11376325
Wow! Pig vomit can be useful!...For once.
>>11376184
Then get down so I can reach it! Like on your knees or something, my growth spurt hasn't kicked in yet!
>Shimakaze (Male) releases the strand of hair and the arm, now staring up at the woman.
Luna doing her job and keeping the nights safe. Nice.
Fyxe missing her mark again!
And the gang goes up in smoke!
>Praising /co/des cancer
And you wonder why HG is dead.
>>11376367
How about you make a better code?
>>11376341
>>11376367
Yeah, I find that that code has much more events where I can interact with people or strike something. The sex events don't particularly bother me.
>>11376362
Oh, yeah, Kirino? Biggest fucking loser imaginable. He's like just as bad as pig vomit.
>Turns out she's shit-talking Kirino,
>>11376367
It's worth noting the ones praising them are shit hosts, too.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SHOOT HER CORTEX.
This is why Cortex strikes back didn't sell that well...
Velvet tied an entire car to a table.. not a smart one.
>>11376375
I don't need to be a chef to know the food tastes like shit.
>>11376396
Yeah, see that guy? I don't trust him, Keep a close eye on him.
>>11376399
So you're a freeloader. Got it
>>11376421
So are you.
I will admit I now want to see a car do a desk job.
Ass and Tits die in the same slide! What's the point in going on?
*Sniff*
>>11376430
Cars make good office workers.
>>11376428
yea ok
>>11376430
>Hiyoko stabs Fyxe.
Sorry, but it's the rule.
>>11376396
I figured tying anything up would stop it from moving if you used enough rope.
Apparently I was wrong.
>>11376430
Cant say no to more lien.
>>11376435
fucking kys
FINALLY the henchmen do SOMETHING.
>>11376460
Ahahahaha
>>11376469
Okay, NOW it's perfect!
>>11376455
>>11376430
Yeah... Don't worry about it. I'm sad I couldn't snatch some points before dying.
>collapses and gets dragged into hell.
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT BUILD
HAHAHA. Loser.
Cara showing us how it's done and removing the furries
>>11376355
>Just what did this little girl (boy) really want? She however saw no harm in the simple request so he sat down on her knees, pulled down her cloak completely and waited for the girl (boy) to fullfill her (his) wishes.
>>11376469
I'm a faunus, even with all that planning you did, I'll still track that ass.
>>11376490
You'd make a great rabbit stew, Velvet....Damn, now I'm hungry.
>>11376389
hahahaha
JUST STOP SHOOTING AND IT'LL STOP HAPPENING
>>11376511
You can eat all you want midget. But those nutrients won't help you get any taller.
ill rp once the hiyoko retard leaves
>>11376511
Please stay
Don't worry guys, I'm also scared of that hairstyle.
>>11376511
for the love of god keep roleplaying
I want to eat ice cream so fucking hard right now holy shit
frozen yogurt > ice cream
>>11376574
Hahaha, fear me!! I'm gonna get 'cha!
>She runs after them.
>>11376549
>Hiyoko opens her mouth to state a rebuttal but goes silent. She lowers her hand.
One of the only ones that didn't run. And she paid the price.
>>11376593
DIE
>>11376596
Well. Time to start cooking.
>She puts on a chef's hat and drags Velvet away.
I should probably get a cook-book too...or some sort of a recipe.
>>11376613
>forgot pic
>>11376499
>Shimakaze (Male) stands behind the woman and pulls her hair back.
Do you have a scrunchie?
It's getting close, it's getting tense!
>>11376621
Spolier alert : No.
>>11376619
The sudden yanking of her hair send her into a flash of anger
I TOLD YOU TO BE GENTLE YOU LITT-
>She collects her breathe. This child was just a child. Disciplining him (her) was very tempting at this point. Any adult human would've lost half its face by now
You are becoming too curious, child. What is it that you really want? I have no gold, no wealth and I care only for myself.
Pretty silent night.. you know, aside from that bomb.
>>11376574
Having them there just leaves you open. Hopefully you'll learn from this for next time.
>>11376595
That's what I thought.
>>11376596
>>11376613
Don't forget some milk so you can grow up big and strong. Maybe one day you can be the tallest girl in daycare.
>>11376663
I'm not a kid, Rabbit! I'm a Highschooler!! Just because I look like a kid doesn't mean I am one!
HERE'S YOUR FINAL FOUR. MAKE YOUR BETS NOW!
>>11376690
>It's completely and totally legal in Japan for this loli to be smothered in giant nigger cocks from head to toe
what a time to be alive
>>11376704
I'm Hiyoko Saionji and i'm just your Ultimate Traditional Dancer! Nothing wrong here!
>>11376690
Really? I mean even that ruby girl who got put ahead two years is taller than you. Did you get put ahead four or five years? You could just be a slightly short twelve year old.
>>11376704
Hiyoko
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
>>11376704
This is when I come in and say something comedic but right now I don't think that's my job to do.
>>11376704
I am calling it for the lady in the orange bathrobe.
>>11376736
The robot thing. It's obvious that'll win.
>>11376737
Holy shit get some sunlight Kamina you pale ass nigger
>>11376652
Alright alright fine, sorry I asked. Stay still.
>Shimakaze (Male) releases the woman's hair and and slips her (his) thumbs under the waistband of her (his) black thong, pulling it down to the floor and then stepping out of it. The boat picks up the tiny piece of clothing and then puts it in Velouria's hair, slowly creating a ponytail.
Am I still being too rough?
>>11376730
Well, let's get one thing clear. I'm not a child. I'm also one of society's elite as I am in Hope's Peak Academy! I'm the Ultimate Traditional Dancer.
>>11376736
Hehehe...They all think I'm a double agent...
>>11376755
I'm sadly not the anime character you are looking for anon.
>>11376760
G R I P P I N G R O L E P L A Y
>computer restarts while i stand up to get a drink
brilliant
DEATH AND MAYHEM!
.. Yeah I know it's boring, don't worry things are spicing up.
>>11376760
I'm sure you're actually in there for being the shortest teenager alive and they just wanted to make you feel better so they gave you that title.
>>11376759
>Without saying a word, the woman stands up and looks at Shimakaze, her eyes filled with disgust and disbelief. One very sharp nail ruffles through her hair until it finds a small string of cloth which is then soon severed apart as the piece of undergarment drops down from her haid and her ponytail drops with back it it's original form.
You should find replace undergarment, little child. Farewell.
>It took all her willpower not to crush the young child's head like a walnut. Her strides are great and her fists are clenched and shaking as she leaves to find some peace and solitutde from this strange encounter that took for too long
>>11376782
>Saionji is completely and utterly bored.
Urgh...fucking paperwork...
>She looks around secretly passes most of her work to Build.
>>11376785
Well, if i'm not a Traditional Dancer then give an explanation for this kimono! This is a dancer's kimono i'm wearing, you know!
IT'S DOWN TO TWO.
WINNER NEXT SLIDE.
WHO IS IT GUNNA BE?
>>11376815
>*and secretly
>>11376822
>waifus die
>fags remain
>>11376822
The robot, like I said. I can tell. Make a bet with me. If the robot wins, you hand me some medicine and bandages.
>>11376822
Hahaha~! I killed your favourite henchman! Whatcha gonna do-
>Saionji is then violently torn a new one. Literally.
>tfw I don't have any hobbies besides HG
help
>>11376822
Meh. I don't feel like betting anymore honestly.
>>11376822
I might need to rectify my prediction.
The dapper gent, perhaps?
>>11376815
Omly thing they had in the kids isle that didn't have a cartoon on it. You wanted to feel mature and having a pony on your shirt didn't help.
>>11376840
Reading is a good hobby, not much effort and it's kinda rewarding.
>>11376807
M-My underwear...
>Shimakaze (Male) drops to the ground, holding the rags of her (his) thong.
You monster! Keep moving or I'll pummel you into the ground!
It's only fitting that it ends on a battle of wits.
>>11376851
minecraft dirt block
>>11376852
I should simply stop guessing.
>>11376852
I knew it! Now pay up, host, for a successful bet. I've earned those medical supplies.
>>11376852
Oh, didn't expect to come back to a win.
>>11376850
Wait, how do you even find a kimono in a place like that?! Do they even sell them?
>>11376852
>Day 9
Oh wow.
And the winner, and new champion of the woooooooorld!
>>11376859
Oh suck it up! Rub some dirt in it.
>>11376852
Hey! Looks like the anime girl (male) buff didn't work today!
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting!
Placements.
>>11376875
You need to rethink those words, and I'm giving you one chance to do it. Pay up.
And events! Sorry for the mild delays at times. Like I said I was hosting while working, someone gotta take those calls.
blep
>>11376881
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11376875
>>11376881
Congratulations and thanks for hosting!
>>11376884
BE A MAN! Rub some thumb tacks in it! Did Mankind ever need some bandages? I don't think so!
>>11376886
>hosting a work
Even crazier than my phone roleplaying.
>>11376867
I dunno, we don't really have access to them at Vale. It seems like more a mistral thing. I just figured it'd be a good way to pick on you.
>>11376898
>I work from home, and at my computer. So it's not as hard as I'm leading on.
>>11376896
You had your warning. To get these wounds, I've been through more than you could even IMAGINE. I fought a monster in Hell itself. Killing you to use that pelt of yours as wrappings is nothing compared to that. Get ready, because here I c-!
>Garou's eyes suddenly lose color and flicker, and the man begins to tilt to the side. He hits the ground with a dull thud, completely unconscious.
>>11376890
At least no one is suffering because of it...?
>>11376886
Thanks for hosting.
>>11376917
Cuck
>>11376875
Congratulations, Sir Build.
>>11376881
And thank you kindly for the match.
>>11376890
This isn't real, right?
>>11376929
I think the fact that he mentioned the dude's name is Paulo is meant to be intentionally funny, which points to it being fake
>>11376912
>Poking the very angry injured man's body with the end of his chair he quickly poses over him, belt in hand.
I'M THE WILDEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER WILL BE!
Another victory in the bag for the WULFMAN
>>11376917
I'm sure the children are perfectly reasonable about it as well.
>>11376929
It is
>>11376896
>Tombstone Piledrivers you to next Tuesday
>>11376907
Well, sorry, but that pretty much failed.
>>11376933
Is Paulo a funny name?
>Izaya RPing
wow
>>11376952
I don't think I have any right to decide what is and isn't funny, but it is to me
>>11376946
Indie Driver? NOT COOL!
>Sells
Post Wholesome Pics
>>11376948
You never denied you shop in the kids isle.
>>11376959
>>11376962
Yeah, because I don't.
>>11376959
>>11376962
"What's with the ears? I've never seen someone half-animal before."
>Roxas yawns, having just woken up
>>11376959
Wholesome relationship right here
>>11376982