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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Garbage Day Edition

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Anyone else HATE SJWs?
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>garbage day edition
someone post garbage man yeen to take out the /trash/
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>>11369491
Glad to see we're keeping things Zootopia related
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Reshilling pic and fic:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11941929/chapters/26996670
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I love Ozzy!
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>>11369540
I hate zootopians
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>>11369541
Fuck that is an adorable Jack, will have to give the fic a read when I get the time.
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>>11369471
So is hiro gonna increase thread bump cap or are we just gonna have to deal with this new invasion of people?
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/\Wal\W/i
/anneke/i
/avo/i
/betty/i
/charlie/i
/dewey/i
/\Wdon\W/i
/dora/i
/egyptian wool/i
/mart(?:y|ina)/i
/ozzy/i
/pack/i
/porn street/i
/remmy/i
/rex/i
/sheepdog/i
/velvet/i
/vixen in the pasture/i
/wolter/i
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//i/i
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>>11369604
ive seen this exact bait before and the best thing about it is that theres nothing here for cliff and neil
poor guys, doomed to be irrelevant forever
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>>11369619
/\/i/i

Bro, do you even regex?
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//i
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reverse rape.
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>>11369693
bitch is ready to commit a hate crime at a moment's notice
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>>11369636
i'm not a pussy who needs to censor shit to have a good time
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>>11369650
>two wands and a minor demon
What did he mean by this?
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>>11369628
I like Candy too, but I hope Moped is familiar with Henrietta.
Things like Patch's and Gud's and Zhan's card were amazing because of how intimately they knew the CCs and OCs. They really shined because they embodied what they were about.
I would be disappointed to see "draw the mammal and the name and there I'm done"
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>>11369750
/hurtful sentiments/i
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>>11369693
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>11369604

This in theory could work, but there are many CC's and anon's that just either reply to posts that have those names in them or just slightly reference them. And if that happens you may as well not even bother with them, since the entire thread is going to be hidden.
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>>11369693
Some of these are funny, but then
>wax strips
>matches
>fireworks
Like holy shit Honey
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>>11369770
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wheres the 4chanX option to hide comments that are being mean to me
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>>11369785
It's called bleach and it's available at most stores
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>>11369769
I-I'm sorry anon
I don't know what came over me
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>>11369797
>the "drink bleach"
Fairly epic, anon
Mind if I cap this one for future reference?
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gideon
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Reshilling my latest history lesson for the thread!

Also, submit your greens to Greentext Theater! Don't have a date nailed down just yet, but we need your greens to be read by wonderful readers!
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>>11369805
It's okay, anon.
I would never filter you.

I just don't like unescaped strings.
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/gideon/i
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>>11369628
agreed, i intended to take a backseat towards the card he was already planning to work on, he said he either wanted to do Gaki or Sherry and imma push him to do that one first.
we're working pretty closely after Seeing Red and getting some more collab stuff together, but i dont want us being good friends possibly giving other deserving CC's the short end of the stick.
in any case, just now hearing back from pho, he's cool with lewd-suit swat being a thing after mups finishes his Comfy-suit card.
considering im working on Scribe Moped that is. i think that's the big thing is that: conditional to getting on the list he wants people to have contributed.
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so which girl is Rambo gonna fug?
my bet is on An
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Reshilling some FinZelle
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>>11369693
>curling iron
>that shape
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/\Anonymous/i
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i hate pock start
very clearly rip off of bunkfriends
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>>11369822
Oh hey the typical overly sarcastic passive-aggressive response, that's a rare one good market he really knows what he's going for here.
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>>11369859
Yo sorry for misreading your post as you asking to move someone off, just that a lot of people have recently been shitting on this anonymously because theyre mad they didnt get a card, frustrating to see this cause its like damn dude, you cant fucking be happy someone did a cool thing for someone? You cant fucking step up and make shit, you just feel like you deserve one instead of someone else? But if Moped and you are tight then thats cool, do that stuff.
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>>11369835
Ungulate history is great and all, but you barely mentioned the best ungulates of all.
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Sheepdooge is my favorite ship on poke streat. Though Woolter is good too.
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Hey, everyone!

I'm hoping that it's alright to make another post about this ongoing series since I just recently uploaded a huge chunk to Archive of Our Own.

Link is: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9917648

For "Pack Street: The Next Generation", I'm hoping that I do a good job in portraying the complex emotions and silly situations that come about from Al and Velvet Roe's parenting as well as Betty and Remmy Cormo's parenting. This is at something like 34k words so far, I know, but I hope that it's all worth it.

Chapter Seven is up: Coffee and Baseball (TT tie in, woo!) through the eyes of the Roe family.

Please take a look! Please tell me what you think!
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ozzo
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>>11369913
Such a happy dude, he was useful that day.
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>>11369903
thick as thieves
or foxes
wait, that's redundant
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>>11369929
I'd rather be happy than dextrous any day.
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>>11369894
Hello dear Anonymous am i pronouncing that right i can't help but notice you had a weird structure bad format can't tell what you're trying to say.
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>>11369913
shame the artist of that comic has cancer
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>>11369962
I don't doubt that you don't understand
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>>11369919
Oh fuck, I meant to read this a little bit ago but it got pushed to the wayside. Shill this more, I don't really do comments on AO3 but if you're around in the next few threads I'll give you my thoughts.
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>>11369933
>thick as thieves
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>>11369998
You're really bad at this
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>>11369979
no bully me pls
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>>11370014
>he says, getting singles
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>>11369983
Sure!
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>>11370021
>he says, also getting singles
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>>11370021
I wasn't trying to show him up. I don't care for them
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Hi /ZTG/! Here's a green about Remmy and ASMR.

>Remmy had a problem.
>For once, it didn't have anything to do with being the only prey mammal in a building full of preds.
>Nor was it the result of some social mistake, missed connection, or irrational fear.
>The sheep, ironically enough, was having sleep problems.
>It had all started a few weeks ago, during an impromptu sleepover in Anneke and Wolter's apartment.
>Their weekly game of Mario Party had run longer than expected.
>Which was a pretty good outcome, considering the reputation that game had for destroying friendships.
>Rather than making the trek back to his apartment, which might as well have been a climb up Everest with how tired he was, Remmy decided to sleep over
>Anneke was happy about the company.
>Wolter, already fast asleep, didn't exactly get a vote.
>It was when he noticed the female Aardwolf putting on a bulky pair of headphones, completely naked in bed, that the trouble began
>"This? It's ASMR. Charlie showed me."
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Oh, guys, related to that:

Check out this sweet artwork by OJ of maternal Betty!

>>Sheepdog4Life<<
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>>11370038
Those are rookie numbers
You gotta PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP
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>>11370060
>Johnny
what
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>>11370038
>he says, also getting singles
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>>11370058
>Even among those who enjoyed it, ASMR was poorly understood.
>It stood for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
>An official sounding cluster of buzzwords thrown together to differentiate the strange subculture from more...
>"Adult" pursuits.
>In reality, it was pretty harmless. Comfy, even.
>Any audio recording that gave the listener pleasant chills, helped them relax, or made them feel unusually cared for would count as ASMR.
>In some cases, this meant hours of satisfying noises and careful editing
>"Pred Claw Tapping [2 HOURS!!!]"
>"Light Howls + Paper Crunching - Tingles Guaranteed!"
>In others, it meant weirdly specific roleplays that even the artists thought were cringy. But there was an odd sincerity to them.
>"Pred GF Returns! Towel/Drying Noises, Whispers, Teeth On Neck."
>"Interrogated by Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde! Handcuff Clinking, Coffee Sipping - NO Pred/Prey."
>Remmy laughed the first time he read most of these, but then he found one about visiting a prey owned record store that he really liked.
>And the series of "comfy shearing experiences" made by an extremely dedicated ewe.
>Then one night, after seriously debating whether to watch an hour long video about a fox explaining how to care for your tail, Remmy realized he was hooked.
>Not only was he sleeping better than he ever had before, he found it difficult to sleep without the soothing tingles running up and down his back.
>Which wouldn't have been a problem, if not for two facts.
>One, he was getting desperate for new material.
>And two, Avo and Betty had a lot of free time.
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>>11370067
nigga i just got quads, i don't need no dubs
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>>11370084
>The sheep didn't start listening on purpose. The whole thing was accidental.
>He'd fallen asleep to the sounds of a panther gently running her claws over the mic.
>Then he heard it.
>"HEY, LAMBCHOP!"
>Remmy lurched out of bed and turned to the door, about to tell off the Egyptian wolf for waking him up.
>(And Charlie, for letting her in.)
>But his apartment was empty, and he didn't hear any knocking.
>Then how-
>"I heard you were having trouble sleeping? C'mere. We'll take care of that~."
>Oh no.
>Oh NO.
>Remmy tore his bed apart, sheets and pillows flying as he fumbled for his smartphone.
>Which, after temporarily blinding him, promptly confirmed his fears.
>"CLAIMED By Two Wolves - Breathing, Claws, Tasting You! [Colab, NOT for kids]"
>Wait, two?
>"Aww, he's shivering. Never been with a pred before?"
>Fuck. He'd know that voice anywhere.
>Rough and smooth in equal measure, like a dagger carved from obsidian.
>It was definitely Betty.
>And unless she or Avo had a secret career in editing, they were actually in bed together.
>He could hear the sheets bunching up as he was pulled into someone's arms, presumably as the little spoon.
>Then something else being moved. Fabric, but not the kind you slept under.
>"Stop struggling! How can you get comfy in all that clothing?"
>"Betty look, he's blushing~."
>"Think it'd help if we got naked too?"
>Remmy SHOULD have ripped his headphones out and tried to sleep.
>No matter how hard it would have been, given he relied almost entirely on ASMR.
>Or at least switched to a different audio. That he'd already heard a million times.
>But...
>He was really tired!
>And it wasn't like the two of them hadn't flirted with him before!
>He'd just keep this one on until he fell asleep, then find some new content in the morning.
>It wasn't like this would make things weird when he next saw them! It was just ASMR.
>This wasn't weird, it wasn't personal, and he definitely wasn't a predophile.
>He just needed to relax.
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I wish I had friends.
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>>11370106

Epilogue:

>Hey Charlie.
>"Yes, Avo?"
>You think lambchop over there is acting kinda strange?
>"Possibly. How so?"
>He does a weird little spasm when I tap my claws against the table. Check it out.
>"That is peculiar."
>It's hilarious!
>"You should investigate this further. I recommend walking over and growling in his ear."
>Ha! To freak him out?
>"Something like that."
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>>11370118
Talk to people more.
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>>11370076
It's in the archive back several months ago. Sheepdog fans discussing that if the Cormos decided to have a son (adoption, natural hybrid stuff, or whatever means) than there'd be a name in the vein of Remmy and Betty and "Johnny" was recommended by a bunch of people.

So, I picked up with that and ran with it.
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>>11370132
oh thats cute
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>>11370118
But you've got friends here Anon! :D
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>>11369999
>quads confirm SwatPed
I take it we're, uh, going to see more of BennettXScarlett then?
I approve. Moped, you rascal.
>>11370118
Same.
>>11370144
Y-yeah. ZTG is my family.
I'm not crying. You're crying.
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>>11369919
I am so glad to see this fic returned PseudoFox!!!!
Giving this a read right now
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Badgers are rad
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>>11369762
Kinda hard to do that depending on the CC.
Like how would you characterize Fuel's sona into a card? Draw a lot of spicy Nicks everywhere?
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>>11370189
the title would be "Im not gay"
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>>11369835
Hey bun, could you blind-read "Just like old times"? It is an angst wildehopps fic and in my opinion, it is quite good (it has around 5 chapters so it's not too lengthy)
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>>11370060
This is so cute!!
lil Johnny hugging his mama
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Hey ztg, new cc here. If anyone has any requests, I'll give them a go.
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>>11370158
Sweet!
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>>11370189
Thats true
Guess its up to the artists who draw him
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>>11369835

Please read this one:

>>11370058
>>11370084
>>11370106
>>11370122
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>>11370246
draw gay
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>>11370220
Comic only reads stuff if the author themselves ask
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>>11369762
I think Boney's card was pretty on theme. It's sort of based on his series of Winter Snuggles fics
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>>11369894
Tbh I kinda like being passive-agressive, putting people in a loop without them knowing you just one-up them is pretty good
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>>11370246
>new cc here
Nick and Judy
How about them racing?
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>>11370246
finnick lewds!

or, if lewds aren't your thing, do something with the vixen triplets relaxing
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/ztg/ who's doing the card creations and how are the rules or whatever getting set up?

Image not related but cute.
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>>11370246
>new cc
>requests
Judy covered in purple paint doing a flip with flaming hands and fishnets
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>>11370220
Heya buddy! Are you the author? If so, sure!

>>11370254
Added!
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>>11369762
sherry's a huge inspiration to me, personally
i'll push mups to do the card (and her) justice

>>11370246
let's see your judy (or nick!)
welcome to the thread, friendo. love seeing everyone's different takes on the MCs.
https://discord.gg/amBdfmT
we've got a discord for general palling around if you can afford the distraction, and thread is always ready to welcome new CCs with open arms.

what's your name, friendo?

>>11370276
Pho launched the project, info is all here
https://imgur.com/a/p3bKj
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>>11370246
I request you do absolutely no Judeon
also Nick shaking himself like a dog to get dry and soaking Judy in the process
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>>11369933
Ziiiiiing!
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>>11370276
Pho is the dude doing all the organizing. I someone said he is asleep right now.

Rules and stuff here http://imgur.com/a/p3bKj
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Anons, why does everyone draw Bogo with horse junk?
Literally everyone.

I can't find a single anatomically correct picture of the poor bovine.
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>>11370246
>>11370295
Actually, instead of Judy, draw her mother
Purple paint optional
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>>11370246
Draw bun on fox pl
then make them gay
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>>11370143
Oh, yeah!
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>>11370276
based Pho

>>11370246
Nick contemplating Judy's ass
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>>11370263
Yeah but now I am kinda... feel pretty bad that I made it so bare...
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>>11370323
because people think anything with hooves, even or uneven toed, have the same penis.
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>>11370246
I second >>11370313
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>>11370353
T you're a good fox. Don't feel bad.
Also weekend shitpost?
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>>11370303
Nay, it me
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>>11370276
>not on the CC list

Well shit
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>>11370303
I don't suppose I could get this added could I? It's definitely one of my works and I'm quite proud of it.

Oh apparently someone has already posted it in the thread, it's right here >>11369835
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>>11370358
>uneven toed
A farrier could correct that with a lot of filing and some orthopedic shoes.
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>>11370060
OJ did a good job with this!!!
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>>11370323
Anon, furries are obsessed with dog cocks and horse cocks mostly to the point that they'll even put those on freaking humans, angels, monsters, and all kinds of whatever.
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>>11370368
>progress
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>>11370276
>>11370318
this rabbit is so cute that i died
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>>11370390
Ha. I forgot it was odd-toed or uneven-toed. Doing a quick search reminds me it's Odd-toed, though- which is what horses are.
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>>11370058
I'm really confused why stuff like this is written. No one seems to like it, but people still put hours into writing thousands of words.
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>>11370371
Ohhhh!

Sorry, buddy! Its a rule of mine that I only read things as requested by the author. This is to avoid any hard feelings that might be felt by people who have some weirdo on a microphone make a SoundCloud recording of them reading their fic and saying what's wrong with it. I would hate for someone to see me as some sort of "roastmaster".

But I will read it in my spare time, or you can invite the author to the threads!

Sorry once again, buddy, but its an important rule for me.

>>11370386
You cad.

Added.

>>11370413
AHH! ITS A CUTIE JACK!
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>>11370396
Agreed 100%
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>>11370433
Did you ever talk to Bunanon (I think it was her) to read the "Court of the Carrot King" greentexting?
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>>11370427
Odd-toed and odd-fingered.
They're just odd all over.
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>>11370343
That's old now!
A few folks made reservations

>>11369762
This all started as goof on the "King of Feels" thing. If I'd know it would get this much traction I would've probably given Mead a gun in one hand and a dead Judy in the other.

>>11370353
Dwell not on the past, good fox.
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>tfw so few takes on Zootopia being a film project with animated actors that romance off set
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>>11370475
>If I'd know it would get this much traction I would've probably given Mead a gun in one hand and a dead Judy in the other.
pho
no

no pho no

(captcha: Idaho ForSale)
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>>11370246
New CC?

Welcome!

I humbly request Gazelle & Nick french kissing.

Let's see what you've got.
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>>11370475
Isn't there already a Reply card?
I thought I saw it the other day.
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>>11370458
I was not requested to read that! I also don't think I've ever heard of it.

Link?
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Lewd bunnies.
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>>11370475
I kind of want to be on this list but then asking for a placement seems weirdly pompous, you know?
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>>11370519
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>>11370523
It is.
Its also not how you get on the list.
We've had this discussion like fifteen times.
Be happy people are getting cool stuff and work harder.
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>>11370517
Ayy it's one of my favorite thread produced things ever.
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>>11370519
Here ya go Anon
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>>11370523
>>11370384
For what it's worth, this anon couldn't give less a shit about the project, so it's not like you're seen as being "less worthy" by not being on it
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>>11370433
Hang in there Vbit, got a green coming..
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>>11370523
pretend you're not you and drop your name like you're a fan of yourself.
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>>11370505
Yeah. I drew one but it was meant to be an extra card.

I kept it open because I'd rather have others do his card.
But if we reach 14/20 completed cards and no one has taken Reply's, I'll put mine as the official one.
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>>11370580
Reply's okapi is so cute and mysterious at the same time
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>>11370580
When was it that Reply got granted magical crystal summoning powers, because I don't remember why that was a thing and I'm so curious.
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>>11370543
Its so disheartening to see people more concerned with themselves not getting something than happy other people are getting something.
How hard is it to understand? If you want recognition, write/draw and get better at writing/drawing.
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>>11370580
There have been some amazing ambigrams on these cards.

>>11370622
It's all about those sparkles!
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>>>/co/95094851
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>>11370519
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>>11370634
He's just been that fabulous from the very beginning.
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Second Coming.

>It was another beautiful sunny day, clear blue skies with little puffy white clouds along the Eastern horizon.
>Numerous mammals of various types lounged about on the grassed areas, some wading in the small lake that the grass surrounded.
>An elephant sat cross legged at one corner of the grassy patch surrounded by other mammals.
>Her large ears twitched to a sound and she opened her eyes to look for it's source.

>A tinkling sound like icicles mixed with what sounded like a hundred Gazelles in the distance, all holding a choral note, slowly grew louder.
>Other mammals began to look towards the sound as a brightness, like a reflection of light off a skyscraper, appeared near some of the palm trees.
>The light grew in intensity causing some mammals to shield their eyes with their paws.
>A shadow loomed in the middle of the light until a figure stepped forth whence the sound and light faded away.

>"Now, that's what I call an entrance," said Bucky to Pronk, "Didn't know Yax had booked a magic act for today?"
>Pronk looked up from his paperback and pulled out an earplug.
>"Huh?" he said, then quickly exclaiming, "Woah, what's that?"
>Bucky just shrugged his shoulders as the pair of antelope, and all the other mammals, stared at the being that stood before them.

>The figure was possibly a little taller than a cheetah, with a pale complexion and a wavy golden main streaming down from it's head.
>A tuft of similarly coloured light fur surrounded the face and hung off it's chin like a goats beard.
>It stood there in what looked like an immaculately white bath robe, as it spread it's forepaws to encompass the gathering.
>"Greetings my beautiful creatures, I bring my love to you all."
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>>11370686
Sleep tight, bunner!

>>11370670
Not canon.
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>>11370686
sleep tight, hungry foxer!
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>>11370703
>A female otter waved her paw instinctively, then stopped as her husband gave her an odd look.
>A black panther lounging on a nearby bench, sat up and said, "Well hi yourself," purring as she looked the figure up and down.
>The creature flinched sideways away from the panther, making a little "eep!" sound, an odd expression on his face.
>"You, you spoke!" he stammered, "with a voice, not in my head?"

>Taking another step backwards from the black feline, the being bumped into Yax, who had come up behind him.
>"Oh hey dude," Yax began, "Yah know we normally leave our robes over in the gazebo there eh."
>With a soft yet delft action, Yax hooked a hoof under each collar, and the robe flowed smoothly off the figure.
>"Aaah," croaked the figure, clutching at it's genitals, "I'm naked!"

>"Well hey, welcome to the Mystic springs dude, we're all naked here," chuckled the yak.
>"But you creatures are supposed to be naked," the cowering being croaked.
>"Well in here for sure," responded Yax, "but if you like, go outside well hey, they'ed probably arrest you dude."
>Other mammals were beginning to gather around the figure.

>The creature closed it's eyes and stood erect while taking a calming breath and holding it's forepaws wide again.
>"I come to you to spread the word of god," he stated in a theatrical voice.
>"Which one?" asked a sheep next to a drink fountain, "and why did you shear yourself?"
>"What?" exclaimed the being looking at the sheep, "I didn't, I mean there is only one lord, I…"
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>>11370433
>I would hate for someone to see me as some sort of "roastmaster".

kek. Holly shit I have an idea.

someone make a dark or "shadow" version of vr bun and just roast fan fictions.
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>>11370716
>"Oh wow dude," broke in Yax, "I hope you sorted this with Nangi 'cause like, she doesn't really go for you 'one god' types coming in here."
>The marked elephant had walked over to the new gathering, "I do not know of this mammal's name, who are you?"
>"I am the son of the lord, my name is Jes…"
>"So is your father a lord or a god?" continued Remmy with a confused look.

>"What, no, yes," stammered the being, "my father is god the creator…"
>"What's his name?" asked a rabbit standing next to a fox, "is it Frith?"
>"What, no, he has no nam…"
>The fox nudged the rabbit, "Frith?, c'mon Carrots, we know it's Oinari."
>"I thought you followed Kitsune?" goaded the rabbit.
>"That was last week," deplored the fox.
>"No, it's Duttur," said the sheep as if correcting the two.

>"Stop it!" shouted the being.
>A weasels head popped up behind bushes near three arctic vixens, lounging around a large block of ice.
>"I wasn't," called the weasel, blushing intensely.
>"Hey Travis, you keep doing that and you'll go blind," laughed Yax.
>One of the vixens blushed and curled into a ball but the other two just giggled at the weasel as he slinked away.

>Nangi turned to the crowd ignoring the pink being.
>"Now now, we should not be getting anyone confused with Ganesh while we relax in his light."
>"Who?" said the hairless creature, "No wait look, there is only one creator, he is my father, he is your…" his voice trailing off.
>"My father was only a bamboo carrier in the old country," responded Nangi, "but my mother…"
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>>11370725
>"My dad used to make suits," stated Nick to no one in the crowd in particular.
>"I didn't know my dad," lamented Remmy, looking at the ground.
>"My father had a small shrine to Sekhmet in our living room," added the panther.
>"No no," screamed the hairless one, falling on all fours, "Stop it, stop talking about fathers and other gods, stop it, blaaaaht!"

>A sudden quiet came over the crowd as they all looked at him.
>"See?" said nick, told you he was a goat.
>"With testicles that big, I thought it was pretty obvious slick," said Judy, elbowing him in the ribs.
>Nick looked at her with raised eyebrows, "How would you know about… you know what, never mind

>About then, two hippo's in white suits entered through the bead doors, one carrying a heavy cloth with belts attached to it.
>"Oh I see you've found him," commented one of the hippo's.
>"Yes," replied Nangi, "second time this month, oh and Yax, could you do something about that bamboo screen to keep the reflection from Gazelle's tower out of the oasis?"
>"Yeah, sure thing Nangi," he replied trotting of towards the far wall.

>Out side a backfire was heard as Finnick drove off from his parking space, still pounding on the dash to release the stuck Gazelle CD.

RT.
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>>11370413
hell fuckin yeah, progress
show off that cutie hiding on the left there, duder

>>11370433
roast me kamek
speaking of, strawpoll finished up
a... pretty awesome amount of people want to see Washout and Crash Cart this friday (i'm gonna stick to releasing chapters every other friday, so i have a clear mind over the weekend to prepare my TT for the coming thursday).

It's hard to believe the first thing i wrote months ago is right where people want me to start ZPD SWAT proper.
I'm gonna be working on muppers's card tonight, and i'm cleaning up and prepping the bundled chapters for the holiday i have off. if you wanted to take another pass and see how i've improved since that reading X months ago, i'd be thrilled to hear your input.
I'm on my way out for the night (later now, because i just realized i missed the bus, fucking lmao), but message me on disco in the morning and remind me to shoot over the penultimate draft.
it just feels like my life is coming together, and i owe so much of my drive and tenacity to what i've found in this community. /cry
gnight comic, night thread. stay comfy.
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>>11370703
>>11370716
>>11370725
>>11370739
Any cappers in the house?
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>>11370431
Honestly it's hit and miss. Sometimes a really niche idea will show up and capture the thread's interest. Other times it'll show up and nobody will care. Although it's not a bad thing to dislike someone's writing, so the thread isn't to blame. It just sucks for the person writing.
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Would these t-shirts be racist? Specist?
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>>11370523
Asking to get on the list isn't a problem, I know of people that have. I don't know where people got the idea that you can't from.
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>>11370746
>roast me kamek

No thank you!

Sleep tight, foxer!
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>There's a Just Thread on /co/
>Check it
>Some Anon posted this.

>>Okay, so I just got this really stupid idea guys. buckle up

>>Scientists at Zootpoia university dig up a nearby human relic site, where they find some cryo-preservation pods. The contents are almost exclusively dry bones and mummified flesh, except for one. A cyber-enhanced human is found in one pod with minimal life signs. He is revived, and is brought to the ZPD for questioning. He identifies as Officer Alex Murphy, Detroit Police Department., and he plans on continuing his old vocation by offering to join the ZPD

>>Does the ZPD let him sign up? How does he fare in the much less violent world of Zootopia?What if Nick and Judy become his handlers? How does he get along with them?

What the actual fuck
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>>11370790
And I thought Max looked like a total freak, such a bland furry anthro.
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>>11370790
You could have just posted what it said without the cringeworthy image.
Also its cringeworthy.
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>>11370790
leave
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>>11370832
autism. Can yiu link the thread¿
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>>11370832
>Not only a Human in Zootopia fic
>But also it's Robocop
Help my computer sprouted tumors
>>
Remember to give a thank (you) to your noncontent contributors, the ones that keep us going on the background without getting (you)s, like Archiveanon, TTanon and of course you, anon.

without them it wouldn't be the same.
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>tfw trying to live through your life as a rabbit in the big city but everybody thinks that you're either a gay slut or a sniveling stereotype wanting to get dominated by a predator chick

>tfw can't just be a buck in a non kink relationship
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>>11370905
This is a good post.
I like this post.
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post tgtf
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>>11370905
Thank you, comfanon
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>Bogo leaned forward in his seat and glowered down at the fox, his weariness plain on his face.
>”I suggest you explain yourself, Wilde.”
>The enormous chairs in the chief’s office only made Nick feel that much smaller.
>Judy laid a paw on his arm.
>”Nick, please. Just tell us why. We want to understand”
>Nick rubbed his forehead, his eyes screwed shut.
>”What do you want me to say? I wrote my reports. I was just defending myself.”
>”Yes. The reports.” Bogo set a heavy hoof on the pile of papers on his desk. “Let’s start there.”
>”March 3rd. Antelope. Armed bank robbery. You shot him twice in the groin.”
>”There were hostages, sir.”
>”Yes, Wilde, and it was ruled a justified use of force at the time.”
>Bogo continued. ”June 16th. Bear. Ruled suicide by cop. Again, first shot in the groin by Office Wilde.”
>”Sir--”
>”And now, Monday. Drug bust.”
>”They opened fire on us, sir.”
>”I know, Wilde, and you neutralized two perps. Both are in critical condition.”
>Bogo dropped the file to his desk. “With serious groin injuries.”
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>>11370905
I get more (You)s the less content I post.
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What was the original inspiration for this image? Was it created after a greentext? I'm wondering.
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>>11370923
>Nick felt the pair’s eyes on him. He fixed his own on the floor.
>”Like I said, I was defending myself.”
>Judy squeezed his arm. “And I believe you. We’re just wondering, you know, why you--”
>”You think I’m shooting mammals in the dick on purpose.” Nick yanked his arm away.
>”No! We don’t think that. But ever since that news story…”
>Bogo sighed. “A single officer being involved in four shootings in such a short amount of time would be newsworthy enough. This...detail doesn’t help.”
>Judy wrung her hands. “If you’d just give the therapist a chance, we could help.”
>”Help? Help what? What does that even mean?”
>Bogo stood and unfolded the large sheet of paper that lay on his desk: a standard ZPD shooting range target.
>Four holes peppered crotch of the black wolf silhouette.
>”Wilde, we just want to help.”
>Nick sputtered, glancing back and forth between the two.
>”I-I told you. I’m not...it’s just a freak coincidence.” Tears were already forming in his eyes as his voice wavered.
>”Nick.” Judy gently placed a paw on his shoulder.
>Wordlessly, Nick began to sob.
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>>11370832
I admit, I laughed.

Fucking Robocop in the ZPD.

Is it the original or the remake version?
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>>11370905
D'awwwww.
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>>11370905
have a good (You), my dude

Also, thanks based JournalAnon
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>>11370934
good luck
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>>11370934
4 is an even number Anon.
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>>11370475
I nominate FinnickFag to be on here, they 100 percent deserve a spot. Have you *seen* their art of Bailey's hair? If the reserves ever get expanded please keep them in mind for lewds.
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>>11370951
So if Robocop was Zootopian, what species would Dick Jones be? And the old man? What about New Detroit, would it be... New Tundratown? Or what? New Pack Street?
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>tfw you will never transform into a cute girl bunny and be a submissive slut in zootopia
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>>11370953
>>11370962
These two images should be drawn together in comic.

Make it so.
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>>11370905
Archiveanon is the greatest of the truly unsung heroes of the thread.

>>11370962
<3
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>>11370905
glory to the sin'dorei
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>>11370837
I still think Max looks worse; at least we know what this guy is suppose to be. Max doesn't even look like any specific animal anymore.
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>>11370984
Just a couple more decades before full dive VR. Stay strong, anon.
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>>11370905

Good luck

DY2I9-0NQ9K-EX6FM
9B5RE-4C8KC-75MJJ
8JX25-MGLXP-67NFV
9WYYQ-W6ECH-H3MIC
8N92K-BWNZC-AH485
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>>11370984
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>>11370832
this really jingled my jangles
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>>11371004
Even, I get in bed
Odd, I get in bed but don't sleep
Dubs I think about writing but don't, then get in bed.
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>>11370905
Y'know, you're right. I'm gonna do something nice for them.
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>>11370837
>>11371017
Yeah Max's problem isn't that he's bland and generic so much that Max looks like several animals fell into a vat of toxic waste and came out one thing.
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>>11371025
Literally just turned off my PC thirty seconds ago. GG
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>>11370343

>>11370312
I usually just go by "Skunk."
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>>11371025
I was wondering about you
Hope youre doing well, you dont have to drop stuff like this but its appreciated as gifts man
Had a lot of fun with the game I got
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>>11370832
>>11370951
>>11370888
>>11370873

Come on anon.

You can't be surprised about that. The entire "human frozen in cold storage" is one of the most used basis of these kinds of fics. Bonus points since it's a Robocop cross over. He might think it's going to be ambitious and special.

It might honestly have been that same anon that did like 30-50 replys trying to think up a good way for a human in Zoot to work out, a few threads ago.

It's nothing more then wish fulfillment/self-insert/humanity-fuck-yeah.

The author might warn the reader that it's going to be dark and sad, maybe even tragic and very gory.

You damn well better expect that it's going to be a human/Judy romance and maybe even Nick to.
Nick might even be cucked by him since Judy is attracted to the human body. He might even have a micro-penis. He probably even is a retired army/navy seals operator that has a horrible past and freuant nightmares that will be discovered. And he might introduce internet and wi-fi in to the Zoot World.

And any number of over used tropes that are now used for humanity in Zoot.
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>>11371025
>Stories untold
Thank you mysterious cool Anon, looks neat!
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post judy's feet
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>>11371031
Seconded.
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>>11371059
truly, a butt to cry for. Thanks skunk!
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did the frilly nick thing

>>11370475
>king of lewd now
guess I only have myself to blame

>>11370217
>the title would be "Im not gay"
nothing gay about this nick anon

>>11370905
a (you) for you and all anons
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>>11370905
a (you) for trashy
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>>11371059
fuck I forgot to change the resolution
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>>11371069
damn. that's a good one. hope you have fun anon
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>>11371059
Sup Skunk
Good shit, but remember foxes have narrower muzzles or else they look too wolfish
I think Visiti has a guide for that laying around, anybody got it?
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>>11371092
FUEL

so spicy
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>>11371092
S O M E O N E
A N Y O N E
STOP THIS MADMAN BEFORE HE SPICES THE WORLD
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fuck, man, the pressure is just too much; i'm pussying out of this one.
(i hope i'm not clogging the thread up too much)
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>>11371144
you got your evens and now double dubs, go make your pace
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>>11371144
What's wrong anon?
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>>11371092
What do you think about rimming?
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>>11371038
Wha
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>>11371092
That's fucking it
That's fucking it
I'm masturbating to my first solo Nick pic
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>>11371092
Very Nice
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>>11371144
I assure you you'll feel better if you post
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>>11371171
That's it anon, give in to Nick.
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>>11371105
I can't find it, but maybe this can help
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>>11371167
I'm in bed now. It was going to happen no matter what, but now I'm actually going to sleep soon rather than staying up all night.
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The Nick x Honey pic will have to wait for tomorrow. Just got busy is all, and on a holiday weekend with other things going on. Also, she's got a pretty weird model.
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>>11371092
one more

>>11371124
I'm afraid it's too late for me

>>11371163
I dunno, guess I don't mind it

>>11371171
uh, congratulations. and/or I'm sorry
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>>11371092
If only you knew who's drawing your card.

>>11370976
She's already on the list. And for some reason, lewd is always the longest one out of the three.
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good night
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oh
uh
good night i guess
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>>11371064
It still amazes me that there are people who write this stuff and don't think there is anything wrong with the premise in any way, shape, or form. I tried, out of pure curiosity, to read any of these and the only human in Zootopia fic that was tolerable was one where it went over the top parody.

I will give it to the author of the "did my research, human with micro-penis and Judy can have sex but not the bunny and fox, introduce internet to Zootopia" fic, he has a hell of a work ethic writing nearly 650K words, even if it is complete shit and in script format.
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>>11371234
>>11371272
why did i delete the post number
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>>11371250
This is a proper cutie pie
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>>11370790
Would it be a hate crime if I murder him?
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>>11371250
too lewd, holy fuck
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>>11371294
If you say something like "dumb bunny" when you fire the bullet or throw the knife, I'm guessing that would be held against you in a court of law.
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>>11371250
stop I can only be so gay for Nick


pls dont stop
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>>11371250
I want to rim a cute guy so badly, you have no idea...
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>>11371250
castrate that faggot!
he doesn't deserve to have balls!
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>>11371250
Fuel, these last two pics have made you my favorite CC (and deservedly the king of lewd)
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>>11371246
Sleep tight, bunner
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>>11371025
such a qt
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>>11371271
Sleep tight bunner!
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>>11371288
>script format
Oh god, why?

Does anyone actually like to read fiction like this?
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>>11371272
Sleep tight bunner!
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>>11371288
>nearly 650K words

It was that much? God help us...
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>>11370923
>>11370945
Wilde you don't shoot Mammals in the dick
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>>11371250
Oh
Em
Gee
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>>11371259
Ah, my apologies. I'm terrible at seeing everything. Glad to hear that!
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>>11371360
Source?
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>>11371402
I hate no idea!
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>>11371381
Of course you do.
You just practice on elephants and horses first before moving on to felines and rodents.
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>>11371409
>hate
have

I don't really hate anything, except genies.
>>
Whenever I see a (You), I perk up because I think it's for me
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>>11370060
such a sweet mother and son moment
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>>11371250
>Gideon is teaching him new tricks.
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>>11371365
From the author's mouth:
>The problem is when you are popping out massive dialog - there was nearly 9k of just dialog in this chapter- I had preferred the reader be able to quickly read it and hopefully use descriptors before the words to figure out how the character was feeling or saying it.

Aka they were lazy about it.

>>11371375
>it was
It is actually still on going. There was a period where the fic wasn't updating, and I thought they realized their errors and abandoned it, but they are updating again.
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>>11371092
>>11371250
GAY MACHINE OVERDRIVE!
GAY MACHINE OVERCLOCK!
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>>11371421
Dammit, anon. I thought you were talking to me.
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>>11371250
Fuel
I need this answered

who is holding his leash?
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>>11371259
should I be worried?
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does A World To All Her Own count as a "human in zootopia" fic, even if it's a zootopian on earth?
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>>11371430
OJ rules
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>>11371417
rodents have some of the largest penis to body ratios of any mammal
>>
Please give me your best screencapped Pack Street Greentexts. I need them to fill the empty void in my bed and heart.
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>>11371468
It gets in for a technicality
Its a "Human in a Zootopia fic" rather than a "Human-in-Zootopia" fic.
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>>11371456
it's your dad, anon

your dad is holding the leash
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>>11371441
You can't just say all this shit and not link it.
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>>11371483
>massive rodent dick
Still pretty hard to hit on the shooting range.
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>>11371524
https://archiveofourown.org/series/560993

Go knock yourself out. I would warn against reading it, but I know how tempting curiosity is.
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>>11371457
Maybe
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>>11371448
I'm sorry anon
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>>11371457
Ha ha ha.
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>>11371484
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If Byron Howard is a red fox what is a Rich Moore
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>>11371494
>"Happy birthday, my son."
>The family was gathered in the kitchen to eat the chicken dinner with potatoes and sprouts, as was tradition.
>They were all standing now.
>"Thank you, father."
>"I am proud of you," said the mother.
>"Thank you, mother."
>His two brothers and three sisters were silent. Grandma was still sitting, asleep.
>"I have gotten you a gift," said father.
>"Thank you, father."
>"I understand that you like the movie Zootopia. I have gotten you a gift."
>"Thank you, father."
>Father left. Everyone was silent while he was gone.
>Father returned with a leash. "I have brought you a Nicholas Wilde from Zootopia."
>Everyone was silent.
>"The shop owner said this one was spicy. I have never watched Zootopia, but I know you like the movie."
>"I like the movie, father."
>"Here is your gift," the father said, handing over the leash.
>"Thank you, father."
>The family was silent as the Nick Wilde pumped away at the dildo.
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I have a headache and I need Betty to massage my temples
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>>11371484
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>>11371246
Kk.

Have a good nite, T.E.
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>>11371456
you, anon! or whoever would make it hotter for you, I guess.

>>11371566
>>11371574
stop
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>>11371593
Gay
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>>11371468

Don't try and think like "Oh this fic get's a pass then why shouldn't /this/ get a pass?"

AWAHO works because it doesn't do a single trope that makes human fic's shit.
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>>11371561
Hits: 11,117

I'm not sure if I should jealousy for how well-received all this is or if I should feel weirdly relived because that fact just goes to show how stupid audiences can be.
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Fall is coming. Looking forward to some cozy TTs
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>>11371561
>73 chapters
What the actual fuck?
Who do you think you are? Robert Jordan?
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>>11371626
Aha! So these nick pics are gay!
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>>11371288
>only human in Zootopia fic that was tolerable was one where it went over the top parody.
You have a link?
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>>11371626
You give that bun eyes and make her Judy or him Jude this instant young man
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>>11371626
Rose whyyyyy?
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>>11371626
>you, anon! or whoever would make it hotter for you, I guess.

but i'm a human... you doing that now ?
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>>11371650
cool your jets my dude, I love Toga's work.
I was asking because I wanted to know what it classified as
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>>11371689
I didn't draw that, I'm busy drawing something else right now.
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>Plan on drawing something.
>Time for drawing approaches.
>Suddenly too tired to draw anything.

Every fucking night.
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>>11371616
This is what the poor suicidal Anon from a few days ago needed. Comfort wolf literally breaking his door down. Instead he got Remmy stealing his credit card.
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>>11371693
>human in /ztg/

None of this RP crap.
Take your human OC and get out.
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>>11371719
Me. I still can't find my tablet pen
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>>11371651
When you have 70+ chapters, each hit is divided among each of those
Still, I understand the envy
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>>11371456
Judy. Duh.
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>>11371711
>could have taken easy credit for someone elses spicy
>doesnt
Rose you gotta step up your art theft game
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>>11371719
Have you tried sex?
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boy it sure would suck if PACK STREET updated RIGHT NOW huh
Yeah it'd be just awful if that happened
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>>11371735
Wait... EK?
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>>11371741
No, that's bad! Fuel is a good boy!
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>>11371719
>too tired
>Every fucking night
Try drawing in the morning?
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>>11371733
fuck you man, i identify as steve a human in his middle age
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>>11371726
Now c'mon, Remmy the barista didn't steal that anon's card. They left it there by accident.

>>11371735
At least you room is clean.
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>>11371743
Not him but sex fucks with my schedule
Im awake because I spend the night fucking or sleeping next to somebody who might move or wake me up, I have to drive them around or get food with them, talk to them during the day, all that stuff
Fucking takes work
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>>11371766
>Hey Anon, what are you drawing?
>Can I watch?
>How's it going?
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>>11371774
Silly mammal.
Anons don't have names.
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>>11371750
hi weaver
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>>11371738
I suppose it's more how I've got over two dozen story bits posted online that are related to Zootopia, and I know that if I'd Frankenstein-ed them into one single thing it would probably have way more hits.

But then creatively that would feel so wrong.
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Why does Disney ignore Zootopia?

Was it not popular with small children? They're the ones parents buy toys and merch for, after all, more so than adult fans.
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>>11371761
Steal his art, Rose.
He's a good boy.
His goodness can be yours.
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>>11371800
You could always be with someone who's more casual about all that, though.
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>>11371785

No im lame and didn't finish completely. But I should have found it by now.
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>>11371856
because they put their bets on moana and lost.

now their contracts with manufacturers are sealed and they must keep going with them until the next time.
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>>11371875
Thats true
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>>11371785
Okay fine, that is true. Although he could undeniably use the love of a huge wolf. He started the post saying he'd have died by now if not for fear.
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>>11371670
something something no gay if prey etc

>>11371678
done

>>11371689
fuel

>>11371693
no
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>>11371856
I think they're still figuring out if this IP is profitable.

A lot of sequels, tv shows, comics, etc. hinge on that now
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>>11371856
My understanding is that something like two thirds of the post-80s revenue that the company gets is either merch from Cars 1-2-3 or merch from Toy Story 1-2-3.

They're just way more focused on milking those cash cows.
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>>11371922
You a best mate.
I hope that dastardly art thief Rose doesn't take all your draws.
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>>11371922
>no
okay then
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>>11371856
some stuff takes a long time to preplan/actually produce. there's talk of a zootopia section in animal kingdom, but it'll take several years for it be built.
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>>11371922
what if it was Finnick

DON'T JUDGE ME
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>>11371944
>okay then
yes
>>
I could stop fuel.

I know I can.
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>>11371936
but I won't
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>>11371954
>yes
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>>11371698

Ah whoops, was honestly expecting that you were either that anon that was trying to advocate for a human in zoot fic a little bit ago. Or one of the authors that was salty their fics were being ridiculed.


Just ignore me.
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>>11371894
was moana that big of a loss for disney? I know it didn't bomb but are they really overstocked with merch for that movie?
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>>11371948
>there's talk of a zootopia section in animal kingdom, but it'll take several years for it be built

Are rabbits even a thing in zoos? It's been a long time since I've been one, but I don't recall them ever attracting that much attention usually.
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>>11371976
they're a thing in Petting Zoos
not really a thing in typical zoos that focus on larger animals.
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>>11371976
It won't be a zoo, animal kingdom has animals in it, but it's mostly still an animal-themed park.
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>>11371970
i mean it as in they could have got a bigger profit by backing zootopia, sorry for the misundertanding but they are probably doing okay with the moana, just not as good as they could have with zoot
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>>11371967
I'm only aware of one single CC from here that's done human in zoot, and that was a kind of surreal joke writing thing. Are there more of them, really?
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>>11371906
I could get behind a greentext about Remmy accidentally saving a random Zoosona's life, then realizing he's probably just going to get sad about something tomorrow and die anyway. He tells Betty about it.

Later she sees someone who looks kind of like that guy, stalks after him for a while, waits until no one is around, and full on tacklehugs him.

It's a different guy. Remmy described his friend.
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>>11371963
You can't fool me, THIEF
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>>11371963
be the raccoon you always wanted to be rose, we know the red panda is just fur dye
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>>11371963
Rose the infamous Zootopia art bandit
When you make a draw, she yells "Unhand it!"
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>>11372007
>straight ewe just walking around, minding her own business
>suddenly grabbed by strong female predator
>cuddled tightly in a way that overwhelms her with the wolf's strong scent
>fur pressing and rubbing in so many new ways
>only a belated realization that the ewe was tackle-hugged by mistake
>Betty apologizes
>But the ewe is bisexual now
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>>11371922
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>>11372062
Oh look, you made it a billion times better!
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>>11371951

>>11371958
do your worst

>>11371936
>>11372012
rose a good panda she never done nothin wrong
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>>11372062
why must you hurt me so
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>>11372062
>yessss
fuel i know its a crack ship but I love Jack domming Nick
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>>11372007
>Actual guy does jump out a window and die.
>His life was unfixably terrible, so it's a happy ending.
>At least he had a good last few days.

>>11372060
I can't tell you how much I love this.
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>>11371484
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>>11372076
what if it was bogo?
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>>11372088
>it's a happy ending.
ANON!
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>>11372076
>rose a good panda she never done nothin wrong
blink twice for "shes behind me send help"
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Oh Would You Look At That
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>>11372076
Ooooh my
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>>11372139
we know.
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>>11372091
This is one of my favorite Greentexts. Betty is a good mammal.

>>11372120
You've never seen Brazil? Sometimes the happiest ending is a descent into insanity! Or death. Anywhere the evils of the world can't touch you.

Even extremely top tier cosplay Betty can't restore someone's will to live just by cuddling.
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>>11372060
>>11372088
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING SO BAD
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i posted this earlier and asked for cc
i tried to make some improvements but im not sure if it really worked out

anyway i gave him a coffee cup so i can cop out and count this a late tt
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>>11372076
You asked for it...
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>>11372192
Wait, isn't this your second submission?
You have to SIGN IT
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>>11372163
Brazil movie in Zootopia?
Loved the movie, will have to think how it would fit.
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>>11372203
But not now, I have to sleep first.
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>>11372005
Human-in-Zoot anons usually work like this:
>say something about his humans in zoot fic/idea
>thread tells him it's bad and gives reasons why
>discussions
>anon says "fuck it, I'm writing/doing it anyway"
>anon either shows up with something or we never hear from him again
>IF anon brings something to the table:
>it's either ridiculed, dissected for a good reason as to why a human is there in the first place, or ignored.
>anon either turns into a sperg or quiets down
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>>11372203
>>11372221
Sleep tight, jonstheman!
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>>11372163
Betty's doing her own thing with life, but I honestly wonder if a suicide prevention agency that set lonely prey mammals up with big, caring yet unemployed wolves might work.
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>>11370475
Gonna draw Otterly's card
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>>11372163
Aw, thank you anon

I don't write greentexts often so that's really nice to hear
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I>>11372192
I like it
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>>11372235
'kay, gonna tell me who you are?
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My dog likes to put his paw on my arm. So that's how Nick would feel
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>>11372100
k

>>11372203
>>11372221
guess I'll have to wait then. goodnight
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>>11372258
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>>11372192
This is nice anon, sorry I skimmed over it at first
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>>11372299
TELL US WHO YOU ARE, TERRY!

TELL US WHO YOU AAARRREEE!
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>>11372163
Depending on why you're suicidal, it's theoretically possible for cuddling to restore your will to live. If a lack of physical safety is your problem, being held in the arms of a strong wolf would definitely help you out.

>>11372234

This sounds incredible.

>Zoosona is suicidal
>Is set up with a cute wolf who cuddles him, keeps him physically protected
>Turns out to not have any mental disorders. Just a really shitty life with no social support at all.
>Literally has his will to live restored.
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>>11372299
:D
Need any help with the ambigram?
I can make you a draft to work with.
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>>11372299
You

YOU

I want to snuggle you...
>>
/ztg/!
this thread is sinking!
remember to ADD YOUR THEME before jumping to the life lifeboats!
>derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

>derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

>derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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>>11372329
Given the size difference between something like, say, a mink or stoat or ferret compared to a wolf, there's probably a bunch of actual physical changes that would take place if that little guy goes from friendless to regularly held by a huge wolf.

Hell, the scent on scent contact alone probably has all kinds of chemical properties.
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>>11372207
nah this is my first submission for this tt
and as usual i forgot to appease byron

>>11372247
thanks!

>>11372311
thanks man, and dont worry about it, it wasnt even a tt project when i posted it at first, i just decided to try to shoehorn in the last theme since ive skipped like nine tts in a row
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female ferrets die if they don't find a partner
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>>11372288
What if it was one of Gideon's pies?
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>>11372461
Oh shit, sup clunt
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>>11372461
nice name haha
>only nine
you are like little baby
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