Murderous Games 262 >>>FIRST 48! >NAME >IMAGE

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>>11366897
Good Vibes Yuki Sanada

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>>11366897
Pandemonium leader Ahri

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Marjane Satrapi

>187

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>>11366897
Good Vibes Ash

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>>11366897
Gal Inkling

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>>11366897
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown

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Clawdia
(Pandemonium)

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>>11366897
Hero Eddy

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>>11366897
Pandemonium adviser Astaroth's daughter

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>>11366897
Pandemonium Modred

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>>11366897
Arle Nadja

Heroes United

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Eleanor Hume

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Elias Ainsworth

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>>11366897
Bullet Club Fox McCloud

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Monochrome Grora

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>>11366897
Good Vibes Yomika

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>>11366897
Pandemonium Giratina

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>>11366897
Bullet Club Ridley

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>>11366897
Monochrome Leader Aikawa

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Hero Craig

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>>11366897
Monochrome Tomoe Mami

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Rookie Hero Popeye

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>>11366897
Hero Avafag Killer Stain

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Satou the Absolute Madman

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Monochrome Akemi Homura

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Hitagi Senjougahara

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The Gals Booty

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Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>11366897
Good Vibes Vinny

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>>11366897
Araragi Karen

>>11366881
That's just another reason to be stronger. If you didn't have to use weapons and use your fists instead you'd have won.

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>>11366897
Yotsuba
Monochrome

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Good Vibes Leo

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Heroes United Jimmy Neutron

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>>11366897
Monochrome Registeel

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>>11366897
Bullet Club Beowulf

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Gals Eric Andre

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Bullet Club Damon Gant

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Pandemonium Totem

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>>11366897
Good Vibes Saturnin

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>>11366897
Akatsuki Doppelganger Arle

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Hero Shrek

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Hero Deku

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Shinoa

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Hero Uraraka Ochako

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Heroic ERP Crendor

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Cara
Mordor

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>>11366897
Pandemonium Cthulhu

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Eggman-kun

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Hero Wallace

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Mitsuki Nase

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>>11366897
Mika Sorano

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Araragi Koyomi

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>>11366897
Pandemonium leviathan

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>>11367019
>>11367032
>>11367040
hi filler
>>11366960
>>11366981
>>11367011
especially you

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>>11366738
>Mordred briefly blushes, but immediately recovers her composure
Oi, I'm not here to look good, I'm here to kick lots of ass, particularly my dad's ass! and these "pretty" looks don't suit me at all! Just look at my armor and you'll understand.

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>>11366780
Offensive or explaining can be the exact same thing, I'm just stating what I'm seeing. Looks like you lack common sense.

>>11366807
Believe me Karen-chan, Koyomi is actually a strong person when it needs to be he used to even win in a row on these competitions but maybe he's just not as strong as he once was...If that's the case, suppose we should train him into shape?

>>11366881
Exactly, I'm just letting you know it's not a good thing. to try and do that, but if she's trying to do someone wrong I'm sure you and I can stop it before it starts, She's family she would listen if you give her the chance

>>11367075
Hi literally who.
Roleplaying as anon must be hard.

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>>11367075
No problem man

>>11366897
>>11367063

Swap me out for this cutie

>>11367075
Heya
You sound kinda upset

Roster soon. Please wait warmly.

>>11367098
>>11367075
>it was just to hog a spot to your faction
color me surprised

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>>11367075
O čem to mluvíte?
Rozhodně to nemůže být já.

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>>11367075
>Muh RP

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Emiya Kiritsugu
Not aligned.

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>>11367075
What gives? I was filler last time. What changed?

>>11367107
>>11367075
Just kill yourself.

>>11367107
>People spam fillers during faction games
>Not hogging a spot for your faction so you can swap out for legit avas who were pushed aside

Color me surprised you didn't think about this

>>11367122
you rp'd
>>11367123
t. filler

>>11367075
At least point out the filler correctly next time, shitposter.

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Apologies for the wait. How does this look?

>>11367136
>point out the filler ruining the games
>shitposter
t. filler

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>>11367143
>Somethi_g seems off with your _ame agai_, but you are otherwise READY!

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>>11367143


>>11367011
>>11367063

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>>11367143
Alright...I'm ready for this! Now's not the time to second guess myself!
Let's get going!

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>>11367143
Everything looks fine to me. I'm ready to fight any time.

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>>11367143
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S TOOOOOO SWEET TIME

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>rping
>>>/legion/

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>>11367143
Huh, my leader has suddenly turned into a child. Yeah , we're good pops!

>>11367148
>ruining games
You seem really upset.

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>>11367143
As always, may the best win.

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>>11366961
>>11367003
>>11367009
I wish you all luck in the fight to come. Give 'em hell, and leave a big crater when you fall.

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>>11366987
But using my fists wouldn't have been as cool as a coyote firing weapon, just think about it.
>>11367091
I guess we could try, maybe she'd listen to you more than she listens to me.

Remember all that filler we didn't get back in /b/? Think about that, you fucking underage filler cucks.

>>11367179
you seem really defensive about something that shouldn't affect you

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>>11367143
Alright, this time I'll try to actually play along.

>>11367193
You seem really upset.

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>>11367189
>Remember all that filler we didn't get back in /b/?

But /b/ was nothing but filler lol.

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>>11367143
I am ready if you are, host.

>>11367189
>/b/
>no filler
Fucking nufag trash.

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>>11367091
But it wasn't. You just said not to talk to you like that.
>Yomika shrugs slowly.
Maybe not common after all.

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>>11367143
Here I go!

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>>11367143
>>11367060
Swap me for Koyomi

>>11367187
It's only natural, but it must be hard being in a family being the only male

>>11367075
>doesn't have the balls to point out eggman-kun
Wew laddie.

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New reaping! Sorry for the delay!

>>11367248
I don't point out neutrals

>>11367253
>thumbnails

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>>11367183
We ride together we die together!
AWOOOO

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>>11367088
>Astaroth steps back to look at her masterpiece.
Yeah, looks perfect... And Mordred, my dear Modred.
>She flies around the knight like some kind of fly. Flies have never been so sexily annoying.
I have to admit that your armor fails to displays your figure - You should have gotten one of these new armors, the more skin it shows, the more powerful- but. Heh.
It's not too bad, sometimes ti better to stay shrouded in mystery. Especially for girls with daddy issues!

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>>11367091
I can tell he's not as strong like he was in the past, his laziness is a heavy weight he can't get rid of.
>She nods rapidly at Senjougahara's suggestion, smiling a little.
Yep, yep! It'll be the best for him but he doesn't want to exercise at all. Did you see how he was/is trying his best to avoid carrying me around to work on his muscles?

>>11367187
>Karen rubs her chin, looking at her brother for a second and then her eyes come up to look at the sky. The girl turns around to look at her surroundings, thinking about what he said and then she does a little jump to face him.
No! Nothing's better than a one on one combat with bare fists! Even a coyote deserves the opportunity to be punched in the gut like a professional wrestler. I bet the coyote is really sad right now and you should be ashamed. Now that I think about it, the coyote attacked you because you were fabricating the weapon.

>>11367060
>>11367143
Swap!

>>11367253
LET'S

G O !

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>>11367253
>YOU ARE NOT JUST ANY MAYOR, YOU ARE THE MAYOR OF CANTOWN. THIS IS APPALLING.

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>there was another and I missed it.

Why must I suffer so much here?

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>>11367253
Hey, you two should join us!

>>11367257
>neutrals
Educate me on this new meme.

>>11367296
factionless tributes

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>>11367239
>>11367253
Keep her in the game.

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>>11367239
OK. BECAUSE OF YOU. LAST SWAP. We're doing this!
>Throws it into 4th gear

Avafags are killing HG.

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>>11367253
Swap my daughter for the lady here.
Pandemonium Agrias

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>>11367282

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>>11367253
Haaahh.....
You may begin.

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>>11367239
>>11367274
Both of you stop that! I have to leave so you stay in the game!
>>11367143
Deny their swamps!

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>>11367329
>>11366992

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>>11367143
Here I go!

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>>11367329
>>11367280
>You are starting to get a bit peeved.

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>>11367329
I'm annoyed it's taken so long so buckle up guys!
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT!

WHOA RADICAL

Fuckin that's just rude.

HG is killing avafags

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>>11367329
LETS LAY THE HURTING DOWN

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>>11367339
Do not.

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>People keep swapping
Make up your mind for god sake or don't enter at all.

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>>11367359
>MOTHERFUCKING HUMPING BITCHING WHORE-ASS NIGGERING SECOND TIME IN A ROW!

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>>11367359
>Well, fiddlesticks. Now you're homeless.
>You don't even really care about the Eldritch abomination bragging about having a bigger gun. You're just that depressed.

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>>11367359
Perhaps I will find a horse later...!
>Mami lugs the saddle about rather effortlessly.

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>>11367373
Why is that Agrias? I thought you joined us.
But ah, the game has already started anyway.

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>>11367359
>As she arrives, Eleanor thinks up a quick strategy and gives a once over of the area she's in to find strategic viewpoints and places to gather resources. Afterwards, she gets right to work seeking a shelter.

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>>11367359
Ah yes, this sudden turn of events was truly my doing. It's quite a pity that you'll be nothing more then a lifeless morsel now.

>>11367395
>kissu

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>>11367235
People can have small talk without needing to attack one another. Apologies, but I was just speaking my mind.

>>11367274
I think he just don't want to be the Brother carrying his Little Sister around but then again I'm an exception more or less. We're not even that heavy to begin with, I think he's jsut tired.

>>11367307
It looks like you were too late but then again so was I, but thank you for the consideration It's very appreciative.

>>11367329
What? I was just doing my deeds, now everyone can enjoy the competition. That's good right?

>>11367341
Yes the swamps, I was just helping dear.

Cut me Yuno

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>>11367359

>Prepares epic shitpost to let loose at the end of the game.

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>>11367341
Aww okay Nii-chan. Hasta la vista and I'll see you when I return home.

>>11367433
He's just tired? Like he's getting older? D-don't tell me that Nii-chan is going to turn into a bald man now!

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>>11367359
What, just because you say you had your dirty hands on it first means it's yours? Well tough shit bone boy, I need this thing to make up for my embarrassing performance last game!

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>>11367348
You're in, don't worry!

>>11367357
Mayor, I swear. I had to shorten your name, We all know you're the true, one and only mayor of can town, Don't worry.
Anyone tries to step on your turf and I'll kick em in the dick just for you.

>>11367359
FUCKIN angry commentary unlocked!

Fucking buy that shit Aikawa. Fuck.

Leo you idiot.

How the fuck could you let this fuckin happen?!
JESUS

I don't wanna know how the fuck that happened.

>>11367433
You got a point but...

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>>11367488
I buy, I buy, it's ok!

>>11367465
How thoughtful of you to wait.

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>>11367272
>Fortunately for Mordred, the helmet perfectly conceals her green eyes following that pair of demon tiddies as they fly in circles around her.
Y-You're talking about those silly bikini armors that somehow manage to protect you? Thanks, but no thanks. I already display enough skin when I'm not fighting, leader.

>>11367488
I have the feeling someone, somewhere, is talking about me. Maybe...I already got famous here, cool!

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>>11367396
I do not like taking anothers position through my tardiness

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>>11367488
Please don't take this personally... I do plan to win here, after all.

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>>11367488

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>>11367488
Come at me kid! You don't even have a gimmick... or quirk.
... I was just late, I had a.. dentist appointment...

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>>11367488
Nice shot. Lucky, but nice.

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>>11367488
I see you waste no time in making threats... Very well then. If you wish to fight me, I'll be ready at any time!

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>>11367488
Dead already? I was hoping you'd be more fun...
>yawns

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>>11367433
No need.
Nature does not get offended.
Nor do I.
>Still, she hasn't stopped smiling.
Words are words. All are interesting.
>>11367359
>She smiles at the horse, patting it gently and taking the bridle and saddle off of it and tossing them away before leaving it free, walking off.

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>>11367488
>That cheers you up a tad, but you're still annoyed. So much so that you kick around the bookstore for a few hours.

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>>11367488
>crosses the line
Why did you cross a line again?

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>>11367488
Listen fellas, I'm sure if we just calm down and talk this thing out we can come to a reasonable agreement-
>Gets his generic cowboy hat blown off of his head
Okay fine, we'll just take this place from you with force, you don't need to be a dick about it!

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>Angry Commentary mode has been set to the default for this game.
>Unfortunately that affects regular comments too.

>>11367513
Yeah Shit, REAL fucking NAISU!

>>11367488
OH FUCK It's already a fuckin Arena event?! GREAT this shit's just getting better and better.

That's still fuckin rude man. Jerk ass

OH JOY a broken event! Oh yeah that makes this look REAL professional.

STOP GETTING IN CARS YOU DUMBASSES

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>>11367592

Hello guys I'm the mayor of ______

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>>11367602
Hey come on, you could pay attention to me one time!

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>>11367602
Hidden down here I won't be troubled by the storm

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>>11367602
>Now you're grateful for being reinstated as the Mayor of Cantown, as it offers ample cover from the storm.

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>>11367602
Please... I just need shelter! I'll leave in the morning...

I want to cut _________

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>>11367602

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>>11367479
We'll have to keep him young and strong, I'm not going to be married to a old man. I doubt he'll turn old real quick but that's not the case, I think we would be too devastated to even acknowledge him if he was.

>>11367488
I understand it's hard work to do that so I do apologize for my late request.

>>11367566
Now you're sounding like a old sage, stop the smile unless you're just extremely happy to see me, for some reason.

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>>11367602
You know what? I'll take anything other than the usual scorching heat.

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>>11367524
Who cares Agrias? Am I not the leader? Besides, it was only my little Asmodeus, I know she's more than capable to tear out these weaklings, but I'd rather not have her dirty her hands.

>>11367519
Yes exactly! Who haven't heard about these? I'm wearing one in fact. You wouldn't imagine how comfy they fee-
>Her eyes glister as she hears Mordred hinting about her non fighting habits.
Really? Maybe I should get the whole crew out for a beach time? Oh, why are you so red! Don't worry, I know I know
>She laughs
You have to take care of the fight for now, i get it.

>STOP GETTING IN CARS YOU DUMBASSES
>Not getting in a car everytime you get the chance

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>>11367359
>>11367484
I'm afraid it's "tough titties" to you, my friend. The universal law of finders keepers is in effect here too, and I-
>Craig gazes down at where he last saw the gun, only to realise it was now missing.
Hm. Look what you did, idiot. You made the gun run away.

>>11367488
>After hours of being tailed, the skeleton catches on to the fact that he's being followed. To be able to see who's following him, the skeleton leads his stalker into a trap. Once he sees who it is, he cracks up with laughter.
Wait a second, are you that dumb demon bitch's kid? Ha! She got frickin' pregnant? This is some real good material to work with, I'll tell you what.
>The lone child of Astaroth seems to just listen in as he rambles to himself, earning the skeleton's frustration. He begins to shoo her away with his hands, not wanting anything to do with the kid.
Are you still here kid? Get lost.

>>11367602
>Living up to his new title as a Hero, Craig sacrifices a fellow hero to save his own skin.
This is what pro heroes do, rookie! They save themselves for the better good! Remember this lesson!

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>>11367488
Hopefully, this intrusion won't back-fire, for victory will soon be in my grasp. Perhaps, this little trial and error shall not cause harm to my current status.

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>>11367602
>As she knocks and pleads with all her might, Eleanor is refused shelter up until the moment she's swept away

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>>11367621
HG

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>>11367602
Look at all these fallen tributes.
You rude assholes caused most of these by not lettin people in your shelters.
This is just so you guys can see what you did to your friends. Jesus.

>>11367633
Here's a fuckin YOU, Kiddo.

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>>11367685
>>11367519
>>11367602
>The last two lines were meant for the host

>capcha: cars

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>>11367711
Thanks NotYuno

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>>11367602
>>11367711
I blame the bookie!
>Sells

>>11367662
Mami

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>>11367673
He won't turn old from one day to the other but he needs to keep his shape and body mass by exercising. O-otherwise he'll grow more tired and he'll actually go bald! We'd have to carry HIM around and... And... He'd have to use a diaper that we have to change every few hours.

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>>11367720
No fuckin problem you cute little trap.

>>11367711
Fuckin Spam mail god damn it.

Jesus fuck that's brutal. Oh shit I'm startin to lose steam. But Angry commentary is still enabled! FUCK! Now we're just gettin into unnecessary expletives hosting!

People showin their gun skills. Holy shit.

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>>11367766
>comes back to life

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>>11367766
Ew, no. Get away from here you freakish half lobster thing.

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>>11367673
It's but my nature. Nature taught me many things. Composure is one of them.

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>>11367766
>Whoever the numbnuts is who's running this operation also apparently thinks you're a woman. You make a mental note to encourage his or her boss to fire him or her.
>In any case, you order a DELICIOUS CAN OF TAB.

>>11367789
nice rp

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>>11367602
>>11367711
>elias was in the shelter
>mami wasn't
>elias dies
>mami doesn't
um

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>>11367766
I will let you live this time, only for this time.

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>>11367766
I will not try to stop you. In fact, I will simply leave!

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>>11367602
Weeeeell...ehehehe, giving justice to my title of Knight of Treachery, right? Ahh...crap.

>>11367685
>You can hear her entire armor rattling as she tenses up. Knowing it's no use her helmet dismantles on its own, revealing her face.
...Y-You can't blame me, I bet you seduce men and women alike with your body, but that won't work on me! And yeah, what of it? I'll fight wearing a swimsuit if I have to!

>>11367766
And and the extra large glass, two of them!

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>>11367686
What are you-
>Eric notices that the gun is completely missing
Wait, what? How the hell did that happen? Last time I checked guns just don't get up and disappear like that. Then again, this place is full of mysterious, mythical bull crap so it makes sense that something like that could have happened.

>>11367766
You really need to work on your routine pal, you're going to put people to sleep with that one.

>people name dropped me thinking I've been one of the people shitposting lately
>I'm part of the shitposting discord
I haven't even gotten on discord in like 3 months
Why am I brought into this

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>>11367812
FUCKIN HELL! GOd damn broken events!

>>11367805
Oy, Mayor.
>Flips the bird.
Eat it. I musta misclicked.

>>11367766
Crab girl you fuckin monster!

Shit guys. I'm losin steam. Angry Commentary can't fuckin keep goin like this. FUCK.

>>11367861
You hurt some guy's feelings once and now he's parading around a false narrative whenever it's convenient. I know this because he said the same things of me and I don't know why.

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>>11367750
>She shudders at the thought.
I'd rather die then have that as our provider, We're going to need to give him a giant work out routine and make sure he doesn't get overly lazy, Once he starts slowing down it's over!

>>11367796
Nature taught you to constantly smile? That's not composure, that's just putting up a facade.

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>>11367879
Killed by a crab...

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>>11367766
>After a few seconds of strumming, the skeleton raises the guitar far above his head and slams it down on the ground, sure to startle his fellow campers.
That was "Guitar Ain't Nothing Compared To A Bone Instrument." Thank you very much.
>The skeleton bows, regardless of whether or not they were pleased by his dreadful performance. He then stomps on what remains of the instrument, showing complete disrespect for it.

>>11367838
Yeah, your ugly mug must've spooked it off. You should be more considerate of others and wear a paper bag over your face!

>>11367879
Don't eat them, big boy.

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>>11367879
If you could boil some water as it's needed, I would appreciate it. I think I will spend the day drinking tea.

YOU KNOW

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>>11367879
>Well, now that you've SO RUDELY gotten flipped off, you take your business elsewhere. Like to that gal who's lost all her stuff and is asking you to help her find it. But what?

>>11367912
I KNOW

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>>11367879
There we go, you have quite the bounty on you. Not that I need the money, I just find this fun. See you at the gallows aha~

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>>11367894
No.
With composure, came peace. From peace, calm. From calm, happiness.
Take joy in the smallest and largest of things alike.
>>11367879
...Hm.
>She takes the fancy-looking thing home and sets it on a crude desk.

whos hosting

>>11367962
not yuno

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>>11367879
I'm gettin a fuckin drink. Best way to keep up angry commentary is to drink, right? Fuck yeah it is.
Now this is just getting excessive... Maybe I should stop?
What do you guys think?

Also no real commentary this slide as the host evaluates their life choices... I've already started this drink, and momma didn't raise no quitter.

>>11367962
You REALLY wanna know?
>>11367967
SHIT! My secret!

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>>11367825
You're lucky it was just a decoy - as if I'd let my cutiepie fight here for real- but yeah, living up to your name indeed.
>Astaroth makes a mental note: "Remember what happened with Archer"
>She switches back to her seductive persona however
Seducing? Well of course! But don't be so stressed out, what I'm doing is nothing, I can't help it! Ah ah
And...
I didn't mean taking you to the beach to fight, but... This is not a bad idea Mordred, the bikini part I mean.

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>>11367879
Hey, aren't you that guy from the internet that all that kids are talking about? What the hell are you doing in a place like this? Shouldn't you be off somewhere having cheap discount voice actor make up some lines for you?

>>11367902
Funny you should mention that, I was actually going to do that for a skit one time, but then that idea stealing dick head Shia LaBeouf went and isn't on TV before I could and ruined the whole thing.

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>>11367972
As long as it's not one of us I'm all game

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>Tfw miss yuno's games

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>>11367972
>You've yet to meet a man who can outclass you in Tab-drinking. or, in this case, dinosaur-thing.

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>>11367894
Alright then! I'll try to write down a routine for him and see if it works on paper and try it out myself. You can either do the same or we can work together to keep him fit and wash off his tiredness. I'm afraid that I don't want a Nii-chan who complains about his back the entire day while he doesn't move due to being lazy.

>>11367999
That's not yuno

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>>11367978
Look, I'm just here to win for my faction. And if you wanna stay alive for another day, you won't cross over the line.

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>>11367972
Any final words before we do what must be done?

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>>11367987
All game for what? Angry Commentary? I don't know. I feel like I can't keep goin. It feels like I'm bein some edgy kid just throwing Fuck everywhere...
What is my life, man?

>>11368004
It's still Yuno's game you dork.
>Rage starts rising once more
Oh shit. I think we're back on!

Ok, ok but real talk. Chairs turned backwards and everything. Should I try to keep up angry commentary or was this a brief gimmick that's old now?

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>>11368044
>GOTTA BLAAAAAAAST!

>>11368003
I like your rp and I love you

>>11368044
Getting old

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>>11368044
Forgive me, but this opportunity is too good to pass up...

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>>11368044
too busy kicking cans to wonder about this (you)

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>>11368008
Okay okay, no need to get so hostile big guy, you do you, I'll do me and everybody will be all happy dabdy.

>>11368044
You know, a simple "I don't like you, you unfunny dick" could have worked too.

>>11368060
>INTO THE STARS
>DRAGGING THE MAYOR TO MARS

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>>11367972
Woah woah alright lady back off! I don't take the "ass kicking" that literally! Fight me with your fists, not your butt!

>>11367973
...It was not intentional.
>Mordred sighs
Yeah yeah I get it, I'm no foreign to enjoying myself with food, alcohol and women. I just barely had time for such a thing while living as one of the knights of the Round Table.

>>11368044
>>11368070
Pffft, you think that's gonna make a difference? You probably don't know about it, but I'm a-
>However, the round actually pierces Mordred's armor
...This is bullshit.
>K.O

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>>11367972
Here's a cool story: your faction sucks. The end.

>>11367978
Oh yeah, that "I Am Not Famous" stint back in 2013 or whenever. Funny that, it made him famous again. Maybe you should just keep asking people if you're funny yet, and then it'll loop around and make you funny!

>>11368044
You know why I won? Because I'm the frickin' HERO of this race. The good guy always wins, idiot, and your faction is composed of bad guys. I admit I've had a bit of a mean streak myself, but I became a hero so I could win.

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>>11367945
So you're enjoying your time spent with me? You're a simple one.

>>11368003
We'll have to work his back muscles either way, how does making him pick either of us up and do squats? We'll have to keep an eye on him regardless which shouldn't be hard, We can watch him anytime.

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>>11368064
Gotcha.
>The host manages to figure out how to turn off this setting.

Man okay that's kinda creepy, please stop.

Yeah, good luck with that.

MORE spam mail? Hell. Everyone can always be angry about that.

>That ass event
This feels dangerous. Not for her, but for everyone else.

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>>11368097
>RIDES A KID WITH A KNACK FOR ASCENSION

Is the pizza aggressive?

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>>11368097
>>11368119
>Hides a guy with a knack for some caaaaans.

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>>11368119
Of course I'm going to help you, let's get these guys together

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>>11368115
Yes.
>She nods, ever so slightly.
Talking with others...new to me.
>>11368119
>Thankfully, despite her eccentric movements, her skirt stays firmly where it should be.

>>11368148
>A average powered mind, with a can of turpentine

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>>11368119
>The moon turns around.
HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
>Ha... Tomska reference.
>Checks that off a list.

No can opener? You got those horrific claws open it that way.

I just noticed Jimmy's name cut off. I'm angry at myself now.

Also a bunch of people died.

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>>11368119
>The skeleton's eyes scan through the letters, trying to find anything of interest. He sees a couple that catch his attention, and reads them out loud.
"Are you big boned? Then boy oh boy, do we have the product for you! The Big Bone..uh...unbiggening device! It makes your bones slimmer and makes you more attractive to the skelebabes. For only...six...billion, this can be yours!"
Only six billion? Sounds like a steal!
>Craig puts in his order for the Bone Unbiggening Device, sending a cheque in the host's name for six billion dollars.

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>>11368108
Yeah, I suppose so. That's why you don't join organizations that have more than two rules... The first one of them usually being "the rule is that there are no rules, except the second one"
>she smirks
So... Should I order that Bikini armor, yes or not? It should be shipped for tomorrow, accordingly. Oh, and a brush for your new haircut I suppose.

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>>11368166
>He rescues the kids from destruction!

>>11368174
>You would never even think of helping ANY vampire, let alone one that not only tried to kill you, but is immortal via cloning technology.

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>>11368174
Now you die!
>click click
W-what?

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>>11368174
>A bunch of
>Misread and there's only 1.
HA. I'm an idiot. Only 1 person died!

A COUPLE people died today.

A pair of monsters got married.

And another monster stays up all night doing nothing of interest.

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>>11368229
>All none of them so far. How horrifying.

>>11368218
>This is the theme soooooooooong
>as the cans pile by the toooooooons.

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>>11368108
Your armor looked strong, so I had to give the shot a little extra "oomph"!

>>11368119
Thank you! I suppose now we know why you are the leader...!

>>11368174
Come, now, tea is almost impossible to get wrong...!

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>>11368229
You're such a faillure Levi, I can't believe it.

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>>11368229
Lucky me!
>plunders the corpse

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>>11368111
Hetd there's a ton of people that think I'm funny! Like... Uh... Oh nevermind.

>>11368174
"Weird anime girl, almost identical to the other 50,000 that we have around here." Yeah that about sums it up.

>>11368229
This just in, anime girl from that comedians article found dead! Nobody cares! Ha ha!

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>>11368229
Hey check out this feast!

Uh... Yeah. It's a thing all right...

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>>11368161
At least you're honest for being so simpleminded. You'll get bored of others before you know it, Who knows you might even get better at speaking before that happens

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>>11368257
>You applaud your duet parody. It was a setllar, five-star performance worthy of a Broadway show.

>>11368301
>You are. Oh man, you are. You will make her burn under the sunlight eventually. She just has to let her guard down, just once.

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>>11368301
You should have known that your luck was going to run out sometime! How you made it this far is a mystery

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>>11368301
I don't trust him... I think I will find something else to eat other than his aggressive pizza.

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>>11368301
Hey listen, I know we're on the same team and all that, but there's a REALLY big bounty on your head, and I could use this money to help get my apartment back. So, no hard feelings right? Cool.
>Blap

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>>11368332
>>11368301
The book says vampires are also weak against holy water.
Just create an artificial beach with holy water and trick her into swimming inside.

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>>11368301
Two rival gangs face off against each other!
WHO WILL WIN?! ANYONE-- Oh. Shit whoops. It's right there.

We all know the real winner anyway. The general store.

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>>11368369

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>>11368364
>But of course! How could you forget about holy water?! It's a surefire way to get her to burn, even if it's nighttime! You just need to trick her into a swim, and blammo! No more crab vampire!
>You just need more holy water than has ever existed in the history of the world. No biggie.

>>11368369
>Chop chop chop, watchin' Pandemonium drop.

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>>11368192
>Mordred's armor once again disappears and well, there she is not wearing much at all.
Thanks, but I'll stick to my armor. Now if ya wanna give me an actual swimsuit I'm not denying it. Oh and a surfboard too, leader. I wanna try riding the waves!

>>11368263
Oh yeah? What's your secret behind those lengthy firearms?

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>>11368369
aww yes, good job!

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>>11368369
You are holding it backwards..! No, don't point it at yourself...! W-what are you doing!?

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>>11368369
Stop being a baby. God.

Double Kill!

>>11368384
Please don't be sad hot blue booby demon.
W-why are you so cute too?

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>>11368369
What makes you think I don't know how to use a gun? Didn't you see how cool I looked when I shot that ass just a few minutes ago?

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>>11368174
It's probably for the best that you stay silent. Seeing an ass speak is a disturbing experience. And the sound...ugh....

>>11368229
Hey, thanks for saving me! That was real heroic of, stepping in and killing a bunch of dumb savages. Get it? Heroic?
>The skeleton takes out a permanent marker from his chest and scribbles some eyebrows on himself so he can wriggle them.
Eh? Ehhhh?

>>11368293
Exactly. Just keep pretending to be funny and then you'll end up being funny. It's why irony is so popular nowadays! People that aren't actually funny can say unfunny shit under the guise of irony, and then it becomes funny!

>>11368301
Oh, the kid was the one getting the steak? My bad. That's two teamkills now.

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>>11368411

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>>11368411
>Your singing, even after that wondrous duet, has not gotten any better. It is still a war crime to force someone to listen to it.

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>>11368396
Yeah, I know! I'm a genius!
Alright, back to crawling through the bushes.

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>>11368411
>does this >>11368416 and dies

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>>11368411
Well thats, that...exit is that way, losers!

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>>11368398
I suppose the simplest way of explaining them is that they are extensions of myself...! They are as powerful as I need them to be.

>>11368416
Did you drink bone hurting juice?

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>>11368411
I'd be afraid of him too!

Monochrome starts infighting. It's only natural when you guys get so popular.

>>11368442
What the hell is this meme?

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>>11368411
You could say... I'm just a natural.
Alright, now make sure Monochrome doesn't win

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>>11368322
After so long, it will be long itself.
Other people will stay new for long.
>Yomika laughs lowly.
Maybe I just like talking like this.

Monochorme better not win yuno

>>11368447
Rooting teh skellington

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>>11368432
>>11368442
>oof

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>>11368411
Round and round the round cake goes...

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>>11368447
Damn dagnabit!

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>>11368426
>You watch her crawl through the bushes again. No sneak peek this time, though.

>>11368447
>Cantown has been ransacked! Who could have done this?! The ladyboy with a short fuse? The ugly foreigner who doesn't speak a lick of English? The black guy?
>The black guy.

Fyxe, post your best face.
NOW.

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>>11368447
Don't choke, Mami-san...

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>>11368447
I realize that we are on the same team, but only one of us can win, isn't that correct?

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>>11368447
Gals Being Pals? More like Gals Being Eliminated, am I right?
>The skeleton pushes down on the detonator, exploding Eric into hundreds of chunky bits.
I'm right, by the way.

>>11368456
Good choice!

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>>11368447
The game continues....

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>>11368440
Huh, that's some serious magic you've got there, kid. Remind me to watch myself around your kind next time will ya?

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>>11368469
Hm! I can only promise to try, Kyouko! Watch a true veteran at work.

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>>11368398
>The blue demon claps her hands for such a magnificent display. Yes! This is Mordred at her peak perfomance!
Now! Yes! This is much better! See?
And well. I guess you could have those one, I heard someone is taking everyone to the beach after that battle, I'm not sure to be there but if you plan on going...
>She snaps her finger, conjuring a very thin bikini, almost fetishy in fact, and a surf-board, black and crimson, the Pandemonium Logo on its center