Murderous Games 261
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx-CyKNOjOQ
>>11365075
Good Vibes Yuki Sanada
Monochrome Lenny
>>11365075
Good Vibes Yomika
>>11365075
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown
>>11365075
Mordred
Pandemonium
>>11365075
Arle Nadja
Heroes United
>>11365075
Hero Eddy
Monochrome Akemi Homura
>>11365075
Pandemonium Leader Ahri
>>11365075
Monochrome Leader Aikawa
Elias Ainsworth
Marjane Satrapi
>188
>>11365075
Monochrome Captain Luna
Gals Eric Andre
>>11365075
Bullet Club Damon Gant
Araragi Koyomi
Gal Lois Einhorn
(male)
Pandemoniun Agrias
Pandemonium Space Dandy
Popeye: Juggernaut of Heroes
>>11365075
Bullet Club Fox McCloud
Revy
Ararago Larem
>>11365075
Hero Avafag Killer Stain
>>11365075
Pandemonium Giratina
Best Gal being a Pal
Heroes United Wallace
>>11365075
Pandemonium Leviathan
>>11365075
Akatsuki Doppelganger Arle
>>11365075
Gal Inkling
>>11365075
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth
Shinoa
>>11365075
Yotsuba
Monochrome
Monochrome Kyouko Sakura
>>11365121
>188
>filename says 189
what do those numbers even mean anyway
Hitagi Senjougahara
>>11365075
>>11365141
Araragi Karen
>>11365075
Tomoe Mami
Monochrome
Good Vibes Saturnin
>>11365121
What's with this number thing you're doing?
Good Vibes Mitsuki Nase
SUPA DUPA HERO MUNG
>>11365075
Monochrome Registeel
>>11365161
MASON!
>>11365075
Pandemonium Blackest Knight
>>11365161
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
yeah really what the h*ck do they mean
>>11365035
>Araragi kicks Karen and sends her flying away several feet
I told you not to call me trash, you idiot!
>>11365045
I don't know, I few broken fingers seem like a good trade for feeling you up a little bit.
>>11365075
Sliver Queen
>>11365161
>>11365166
>I don't know, ask Mason
>>11365169
you don't ever look like you have good vibes
fsociety Hackerman
Hero Buzz Lightyear
>>11365075
Hero Agent 4
>>11365075
Lord Escanor
Good Vibes Leo
>>11365146
Is this fanart? Because that's a spooky poggeymon design
FUCKING PISSED HERO CRAIG
>>11365181
>t-totally meant to post that without a picture
>>11365093
>>11365096
>>11365113
>>11365122
>>11365158
>>11365160
>>11365164
>>11365171
Good luck
>>11365172
>>11365180
>>11365184
memes xDDDD
>>11365187
>>11365160
>Monochrome
I'm disappointed in you Kyoko.
>>11365075
Good Vibes Vinny
>>11365206
It is.
>>11365119
Why do you only enter Yuno's games?
>>11365212
stop acting like a cia monkey nigger that glows in the dark, it's only a joke
>>11365212
>More of a reference, but ok.
>When the numbers count down to 0, she'll evolve to her next form.
>>11365211
I will do my very best!
>>11365211
>not wishing me luck
I never liked you anyway, cunt.
>>11365211
>As second-in-command, you also offer good luck to everyone else, and hi-five the Monochrome chief.
>>11365213
>lmao saved.
How'd I do?
>>11365231
He's a cancerous beta orbiter.
>>11365075
Pandemonium Alkaid, Your future Arena Emperor!
>>11365128
We're surrounded on all sides by perverts and black and white. Good luck.
>>11365211
Yeah, good luck with your weak, spinachless faction.
>>11365259
Here I go!
>>11365181
They won't be broken. They'll be on the floor, in a puddle of your blood.
>She finally turns to face him as she calmly makes her threat.
>>11365185
They looked like they could use a hand.
>She shrugs, turning back to her bag of chips and gear, preparing for the game.
>>11365259
>You are READY for a rootin'-tootin' extravaganza!
>>11365268
RP is optional
>>11365268
>fill me up
>fill me up inside
>>11365268
That's just rude.
>>11365285
If you're a cancerous freeloader, then yes, it is optional.
>>11365216
Well I liked those Pandemonium guy's logo the best, but I heard it's a bunch of weird animal people.. Don't really think I'd fit in there.
>>11365259
>Homura's name looks off
>>11365110
>>11365117
>>11365133
>>11365135
>>11365146
>>11365150
>>11365155
>>11365178
Some new heads... Some familiar heads, but as we all we still look as beautifully deadly as ever.
No bleached out monochrome weakling will stand in our way guys. I can feel it.
Tonight's our night!
>>11365262
>Alkiad, realizing she logged in too late, Huffs.
Fine! It's not like I wanted to join anyway!
>Before anything else, rings of light form around her, and she warps away.
This server connection is terrible.
>>11365259
>>11365187
>>11365225
>>11365211
Thank you. As to you.
>>11365181
>She can't avoid or block Nii-chan's kick and she's sent flying away until she lands on a bag of flour. The bag rips open and lifts a cloud of its content, showering the girl with it. After wincing a little, she stands up and shakes her body like a doggy, cleaning the flour off her.
T-that won't work the next time. You were lucky, Nii-chan.
>>11365259
It's Araragi Karen!
>>11365259
It looks fine, let's get going!
>>11365259
Here I go!
>>11365246
w-woah this is the first time I see her talk!
>>11365247
who? Why would I wish luck to the enemy? Please don't have luck so we win!
>>11365252
>highfives back
>>11365271
>>11365309
Thanks!
>>11365231
For the faction obviously
>>11365268
Thanks
Just because I don't feel like rping doesn't mean I'm not allowed to drop in a tribute and watch.
>>11365259
The only trib worth giving a shit about is Blackest Knight
>>11365259
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>11365303
>Ahri chortles and smiles.
I sure hope it is!
>>11365259
Hahhh.....
Another wonderful opportunity for bloodshed...
Begin.
Ahri....................
>>11365211
I don't think I need any, but thanks in advance.
>>11365259
GO GO GO
>>11365307
> thanks!
>finally done taking bath
>miss faction games
damnit
>>11365259
>Yomika nods in approval.
>>11365299
Animal people? I mean... We have some guys like that but you've obviously been lied by some Monochrome agent, sorry cutie. Have fun wearing grey for the rest of your life
>>11365297
It's optional because hg is not a rp community.
>>11365297
>muh RP
Kek end yourself faggot.
>>11365280
I'll just glue them back together, it's not like they'd forget the feeling after being chopped off for a few minutes.
>>11365312
For your own good there better not be a next time, Larem-chan.
>Araragi grins at his little sister after deliberately mispronouncing her name
>>11365353
B-b-but, you didn't let that guy I like get into the game!
>>11365346
you don't have a computer next to your bath?
>>11365346
>Not having a waterproof case and mobile posting
>>11365299
I'd appreciate you not lumping animal people in with the sexual deviants. Some of us are avoiding that.
>>11365211
>>11365259
>Homura -- her eyes shut tight -- walked straight past the boy, neglecting his words. Once arrived at the setting, she opened her eyes, cocking her head to the side while gazing over the tributes and their nametags, eventually reaching her own. She shrugged upon noticing the mistake in her own nametag, a sigh leaving her lips as she moved on.
>>11365319
I can talk quite a bit, if I'm pushed to it...! You seem a little young to be a leader, but you have my support all the same.
>>11365319
Ever heard of sarcasm?
>>11365373
>He doesn't shitpost HG while in Atlantis
lmao
>>11365259
Alright, there's only four of us this time around, but that doesn't mean that we don't have a good chance of winning, right?
>>11365268
>Space Dandy is a filler
>Fox is a filler
>Mami is a filler
???
>>11365346
You're not missing out on much
>>11365394
fuck off Black Mantis
>>11365368
...Glue? Are you some sort of android?
>She pokes a single digit inbetween his ribs, to test whether her finger hit flesh or metal.
You're not messing around with me, are you?
>>11365385
Zygomaticus
>>11365405
>>11365405
Black Manta*
ftfy
>>11365307
>>11365312
done.
Neutral: 10
Monochrome: 9
Heroes: 9
Pandemonium: 8
Good Vibes: 5
Gals: 4
Bullet Club: 2
Akatsuki: 1
FREEBIRDS: NOT REPRESENTED
Soldier Saints: NOT REPRESENTED
Mordor: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
>>11365424
Oh, thanks mate.
My capeshit game is weak, yo.
>>11365427
My I do tend to be a bit explosive, don't I?
>>11365427
>Mayor got his gun.
>Hopefully he doesn't go blind, deaf, dumb, and loses all of his limbs, though.
>>11365427
Is this how every meeting of ours is going to play out now?
>>11365427
Well I guess I asked for that.
>>11365427
Guess I'm just gonna have to make due.
>>11365427
I called Jerma to pick me up, what happened? Whatever...
>>11365259
It looks like I'm in between a couple of magical girls, interesting. We can start whenever.
>>11365427
No one gets to bully my man.
>She quickly snatches the holster and walks away.
>>11365427
>A single shot rings out.
>It's all that's needed as Ahri rises, turns, and saunters off.
>The body somehow explodes behind her as she puts on a pair of shades.
>Cool girls don't look at explosions.
>>11365351
Don't worry, you'll be wearing grey too when I'm finished. Monochrome's got three magical girls, what do you got...? A whole lotta nothin'~!
>>11365384
Err... Y-Yeah my bad, little fox dude... I'm sure you're not a creepy pervert.. Just creepy.
>>11365427
>Kyouko just kicks the barrel along as she walks, not really too bothered by it.
>>11365368
>>11365368
>>11365427
>She looks at her brother with a death stare, shaking her head ever so slightly to both sides. Then she climbs on his bag and points forward.
Go, go! Give me a ride into town.
>>11365450
Perhaps.
>>11365427
Slow and steady wins, or so they say. I hope riding in like this reflects that saying...
>>11365389
Y-yes, but... I'll take it anyway!
>>11365385
Oh, busy it seems, see you later!
>>11365388
It's fine, I'm older than I look, thanks!
>>11365344
We'll see about that!
>>11365463
I guess you could say she got smoked.
>>11365427
Démon! Démon! V této aréně je démon! Co mám dělat, co mám dělat?
>Saturnin clumsily picks up a shotgun from the Cornucopia and blasts it at Leviathan.
Uh ... tam! Žádné další démony! Teď jsme v bezpečí, nemusíte se bát, haha! ... Hej, počkej, co děláš s tělem? Vážený pane?
>>11365427
>>11365465
I am not little! I'm taller than you!
>>11365427
>She examines the odd object curiously, touching the fuse, only to let out a brief shout and chuck it away at the sensation, conveniently in between the pair.
>>11365468
You are not even a pirate. At least I have reason to take it!
>>11365475
>Ahri silently curses herself for not thinking of that line herself.
>>11365427
DAY ONE
<commentary pending, please wait warmly>
>>11365472
Goodluck
>>11365420
Hmm, maybe glue was a poir choice of words... But no, I'm not an android...
>Araragi lightly slaps her hand away from his ribs
So stop doing that, it's really annoying.
>>11365427
>>11365467
He-Hey, wait a second!
>Araragi can barely move around, dragging Leviathan's liefelss body and carryng Karen on his back
I can't carry both of you at the same time!
What the fuck is up with all the RP?
>>11365511
T-thanks
>>11365509
Yeah you better not get into a fight with me... or else!
>>11365509
>You were correct about not becoming any of those, but you never said you wouldn't get shot and die.
>>11365427
>>11365463
Why do I even bother now. I should just let you handle the fights and take care of the tactical (partying) matters instead.
Not that I'm implying I'm weak just that... This wild west setting is obviously rigged against blue skin! There's too much light for me!
>>11365493
Take it. If you shoot me, I'll just catch the bullet.
>>11365509
Oof.
>>11365509
Not that I mind the change of pace, but isn't this more the other guy's job? I'm a soldier, not a mailman.
>>11365303
So all I gotta do is beat up those Monochrome grunts and everyone else? Easy enough, arrange a feast for me will ya? I got this.
>>11365509
Sorry buddy, but I found this gold first and you'll have to take it from my limp-Gkkh!
>
>>11365509
> Vinny throws comical, video-game styled punches towards the woman knocking her out in only a few hits, taking the small sack of gold from her unconscious body moments later
>>11365509
I've made a promise to win, so I won't take this too recklessly. If I sit here and wait for them to kill each other off first, I should be fine.
>She covers the entrance to her bunker with palm leaves and lies down, taking a quick nap.
>>11365516
I've got it! You're an alien!
>She now sounds way more excited than she did a few minutes ago, poking him in various places to check whether his human anatomy held up.
Where are your antennae?
>>11365484
Alright fuck, what do you want me to do, call you a "big" fox dude? Not gonna happen!
>>11365509
>Kyouko uses her spear to swing at the crows to keep them from taking her fucking food
>That Mami and Homura event <3
>>11365509
>Mami effortlessly hits every target she fires at, cycling through a series of single shot muskets.
I see you have improved your aim, Akemi-san, but you will need more than a simple improvement to outshoot me.
>>11365509
>She spends forever trying to find the best weapon, selling anything that's not needed.
>After a long while of diligent fund swapping, she finally buys the weapon she wants.
>
I think this will come in handy, and I paid for it out of pocket. I can't wait to use it!
>>11365531
Now now, There's no need to talk like that. You need to believe in yourself, and have the strength to follow your heart. Don't believe in you who believes in me... Don't believe in me who believes in you!
>Ahri points dramatically to the sky.
Believe in you, who believes in yourself!
>>11365561
>writing antennae correctly
thanks
>>11365525
Shitposters have to RP once in a while to lift off all suspicions about them
>>11365509
Well, I managed to stay alive, carry Karen-chan safely into town, and give Leviathan a proper burial... I guess that call for a celebration, but I shouldn't drink...
>>11365509
>>11365564
oshit, canon event
>>11365509
Don't touch anything inside this caravan, It's all mine and no one should take a women's belongings
>>11365516
What a good brother you are.
>>11365516
Nii-chan? Why are you struggling?
>She asks herself, whispering under her breath and right into his left ear without noticing the Leviathan's body.
Baaah! I could easily carry YOU and this thing. Try to put more effort to it or try to exercise more, Nii-chan. You don't want to be a weakling in front of the villains.
>>11365509
>The girl tosses the bottle and waits to see how the Blackest Knight catches the whiskey but it shatters right on the bottom of his feet. Karen just shakes her head and smiles before tossing another bottle to see if he can catch it.
>>11365562
You could just call me Fox. It's my name.
>>11365509
37 tributes remain.
Neutral: 10 -> 7
Monochrome: 9 -> 7
Heroes: 9 -> 7
Good Vibes: 6
Pandemonium: 8 -> 5
Gals: 4 -> 2
Bullet Club: 2
Akatsuki: 1
NIGHT ONE
Bullet Club on Bullet Club shootout, but they settle it sensibly. Unlike a certain notorious faction that will not be named.
Don't lose your head Mami-chan.
Heyyyy, that's not very Hero like of you Eddy.
>>11365525
It happened like four days ago too. Just random bursts of activity far beyond what's usual. It's nice.
>>11365562
DAH DE DAH DAH DE DAH DE DAH DAH DE DAH DE DAH DAH DE DAH DAH DAH DAH
>>11365588
There's a reason Star Fox is so expensive. You get what you pay for.
>>11365588
I only did what I did for myself and for my friends... I'm sorry... Why didn't they just walk away...?
>>11365588
I believe we got off on the wrong foot. Now, tell me more about this alien brother of yours.
>She sits with her drink in hand, regularly sipping while she closely follows every words out of the woman's lips.
>>11365588
They gave me jawbreakers, I couldn't resist!
>>11365465
Girls for monochrome, women for pandemonium.
I mean, your leader himself wishes he could be the little girl. If you're okay with that so be it. See you on the other side!
>>11365542
Yep! Leave no grey weakling in your way! They hate colors? Show them how beautiful crimson blood can be, their own of course.
>She casually takes out a beer and sips it.
Don't worry about the feast, I''m taking care of that part. And welcome aboard.
>>11365586
I think I'll call you "asshole" instead.
>>11365588
Fuck I'm bored... you guys wanna play cards or somethin..? Anything..?
>>11365509
>>11365564
>Homura's composure breaks for a brief moment, her eyes twitching as she grits her teeth. All she was able to feel was pain welling up inside of her, a memory lost to the past being all that was clouding her mind. The bottles -- still standing strong -- slowly tumble down one by one as Homura fires her shots, missing just the first one due to the distraction clouding her mind.
Outshooting you? It shouldn't be too hard, all things considered. However, you bested me this time... it's somewhat recognizable...
>Homura mumbles to herself, ensuring nobody hears her as her lips part.
If only she knew that I'm only able to fire a gun because of her.
>>11365588
> He would cover his band's song "Ghost Page" with the harmonica, although not up to standard in quality and multiple instruments of the actual song
>>11365588
D-die, tremor worm! You're from this movie, I know it!
>>11365588
Uh...
This is a strange turn of events...
Strange indeed...
>>11365627
So you first group me in with the perverts, then you call me 'little fox dude', and now I'm the asshole? Where are your parents, kid?
>>11365533
I understand you are strong, but are you fast enough?
>>11365588
>(I just made a gurren lagann reference, and this event comes up afterwards...)
>Unable to stay awake, the kitsune passes out, snoring softly.
>>11365588
...
he is tall!
>>11365561
Hey... You... Stop that!
>Araragi can't prevent all the poking he's recieveing, no matter how much he tries, she's going too fast
I'm not an alien and I don't have antennae!
>>11365579
It's not like I have a choice in the matter...
>>11365581
Oh, shut up or I won't carry you around anywhere ever again!
>>11365588
>She stares at the distance, trying to look for the train she was following but she has little to no clue.
Uhh... Perhaps it was my imagination.
>>11365637
kill it
>>11365666
it is dead, Satan
>>11365568
Ahri... Why are you sounding like a cheap self-help booklet? I don't need that kind of trash! This is real life.
Nice shades though, they just kinda popped up
>>11365588
>>11365611
What is your gain here? Don't think this will help any. That Man is mine the only others who can be in his direction are our little sisters, That is it.
>She drinks the rest of the girls offering and huffs in relief.
>>11365658
You just have to be strong for little Karen.
>>11365588
>As soon as her drink appears in front of her, Homura stares down into it, noticing something off with her drink. Without saying anything, she stands up and walks off, neglecting her previously ordered cup of tea. She walks over to the counter, leaving three gold coins of the past on top of it before disappearing into space and time.
>>11365658
Alright, alright Nii-chan but walk more and complain less. Or do you need more fuel?
>>11365588
DAY TWO
Well that wasn't quite the notorious faction I was talking about earlier but it'll do I guess. Team killing at a dire time like this might just end up costing Good Vibes the war.
Based Giratina doesn't have time for your edgy shit.
Ahri... Probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. In fact, now it's a law.
You're a monochrome at heart whether you know it or not.
>>11365495
>>11365465
Monochromozones have 3 magical girls
Pandemonium has
Monsters
demons
warriors
a holy knight
an eldritch love story
An oni
Color
a non crossdressing leader
>>11365698
H-Hey Leo, just calm down, alright? Maybe you should reconsider this whole duel thing. We're on the same team, right? So if one of us goes d-
>BANG
>>11365630
Give it time, I am sure you will surpass me before either of us know it!
>Mami fires another shot as Akemi-san mumbled, blissfully unaware of the last statement she made.
>>11365698
What do you say? I've never played it before, but card games are always fun... I wonder what we play for strips of..? Leather? Velvet...?
>>11365553
S-So that's the power of the Shoryuken, huh?
>Mordred is left amazed by Vinny's combos.
>>11365613
...Are those tasty? Toss me some over here, kid.
>>11365624
So you're our leader then? Never imagined I'd be fighting for some weird voluptuous demon, buuuuut who cares? Call me Mordred, Knight of Treachery.
>>11365698
Pyrite is worth something, no? How many Justice points can I exchange for this piece of pyrite?
>>11365650
>hugs
>>11365698
I realise the picture is black and white, but that doesn't mean I'm with you. In any case, I appreciate the rescue. Turns out shooting skeletons isn't tolerated much around these parts.
>>11365678
What I need is a less annoying little sister... But I don't get a choice in that either...
>>11365695
I just need you to stop wanting me to carru you everywhere. Your legs are working, right? Use them.
>>11365698
Uhh... I got a knife.
>>11365605
>kek
>>11365624
Well... I aint got nothin good to say about Aikawa, I'll give ya that.
Whatever, we'll see who's laughin when this is over.
>>11365644
>Kyouko narrows her eyes at the little fox dude, gripping her spear just a little tighter.
None of your business, asshole. How about you, where's your owner? Huh boy? They must be worried sick ever since you got off your chain.
>>11365712
>a non crossdressing leader
>god you guys are just laying into awawa
>>11365698
>Kyouko finishes tying the knot, dusting her hands off as she snickers to herself over a job well done, turning around and waving to the little squid kid as she walks away
>>11365712
Thank you, anonymous pandemonium member.
Keep up the advertising work!
>>11365746
Tough luck. You have just been conscripted.
>>11365658
I can clearly see one up here, though I know they're always in pairs.
>She reaches up and tugs at his ahoge, attempting to feel from what kind of material it's made up.
>>11365678
I'm not trying to make him mine, I'm interested in where he's from. Is he from this world? I doubt he is.
>>11365698
>>11365727
I'm going to politely decline, even if you knew what you were talking about. I don't need to expose myself to anyone.
>>11365730
No way jose, these are the best candies money can buy!
>Puts a jawbreaker twice the size of his head into his mouth
>>11365751
But it feels so good when you're carrying me like this, Nii-chan! It's the best in the word and I'm sure this is a nice workout for you. You'll see, if you carry me everyone like a rented car you'd be able to lift twice, no, thrice your own weight.
>>11365758
Did I strike a nerve? What, we got ourselves a runaway here? Going to circus with the spear act of yours?
>>11365768
You'll have to work a little harder to drain the colour from me.
>>11365705
>Ahri thanks the anon with a cheek kissu!
>She loves this.
>>11365698
>Ahri nods to herself, smiling brightly as Arle steps outside.
It would be rude to not cook a nice meal, even if they're from an opposing team!
>Turning around to put things away, she realizes she dumped in salt instead of sugar.
OH GOD NO!
>>11365744
>Hugs back
Thank you! Your support is appreciated!
>>11365732
Exactly 1 justice point.
>>11365698
33 tributes remain.
Neutral: 8 -> 7
Monochrome: 7
Heroes: 7 -> 6
Pandemonium: 5
Good Vibes: 5 -> 4
Gals: 2
Bullet Club: 2
Akatsuki: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT TWO
Who played it better: Mung Dahl or Fox?
http://poal.me/ajbg1y
>>11365775
Expose yourself...? I'm afraid I don't understand... Are you afraid we would be caught unawares by someone?
>>11365804
>>11365804
And here's a song called Cat's in the Cradle. My dad taught it to me a long, long time ago.
>>11365804
Naisu baisu!
>Karen grabs her 1(one) Justice point and slips it into her pocket while she listens to Fox McCloud's music. She hides her Justice point deep into her pocket so she doesn't have to give it to him because of the music that he's playing for them.
>>11365804
>http://poal.me/ajbg1y
Well of course it's me, I have as good of tastes in music as in food!
>>11365804
The Sun reigns supreme.
>>11365730
Knight of treachery you say?
>She smirks
With a name like that... you would have fought aside (or for?) a demon at some point. Such is the nature of fate.
But yeah you could say, you got pretty lucky with me! I'm very laid back.
>She snaps her fingers once more, conjuring another fresh bottle of beer.
Call me Astaroth, want some drink?
>>11365799
Strike a nerve? Yeah, maybe you did.. and maybe I'm about to -strike- you if you don't drop it.
>>11365804
You ever feed someone pocky by hand? Well you're about to learn how.
>>11365804
If I'm going to win this, I'll need all the help I can get.
>She offers a rather large sum of money as a donation to the shrine and spends at least half an hour on her knees, praying to the statue.
>>11365805
>Mitsuki sighs and turns around as she was walking away from the other in order to face her again.
The 'strip' part of strip poker does not refer to leather strips, but rather to the verb 'to strip'. As in, clothing.
>>11365775
Ack!
>clearly in pain, Araragi tries to take Mitsuki's hand away from his ahoge, but since she's not letting it go, pulling her hand only brings him more pain
Let it go! That's my hair!
>>11365793
If you really want to treat me like a rented car, the leats you can do is pay me for carrying yo around.
>>11365804
>>11365828
>fucking dies
>>11365804
DAY THREE
Oy Wallace, that's not very heroic of you!
Oy Kyoko, that's not very monochromatic of you!
Oy Dandy, that's not very... well, that's exactly like you. Did you sleep with that nun or something? Isn't that a sin?
>>11365758
Thabks for reminding me he actually cross dresses irl. I was referring to his ava origionally.
>>11365877
>fucking
>>11365873
It... What...?!
>Mami looks shocked as she quickly raises her hands, waving them in a defensive manner.
I-I didn't know...! The game is off!
>>11365866
Right, right, fine. I should know better anyway. Parents are a touchy subject.
>>11365884
Nothing wrong with surveying the area and making a plan.
>>11365698
Be wary I might actively cut you with these.
>She takes out a matching pair of staplers as she repeatedly snaps them in their direction.
>>11365751
Don't say it like that, She's basically you Tsukihi is one of the only good Araragis Excluding myself of course. Be a good brother now!
>>11365775
He is just an average highschool student, all he is is perverted don't waste your breath on him.
>>11365804
This is what happens to the person who takes my stockings! There wont be a next time you'll ever accompany me in a caravan.
>She chucks the tomahawk into the nearby river leaving the corpse behind as she keeps going.
>>11365804
and I can't write
>>11365899
stop
>>11365758
Sure thing.
>She takes out a pair of cool shades and lays back, floating above the ground. Of course she's already been eliminated.
Kyouko? That's right? How about a little game to spice things up. Your gay...I mean gray friends, versus my whole faction of classy killers
>>11365698
>Homura activates the device on her wrist, stopping time as she moves towards the prison. She pulls several explosives out of her device, planting them one by one on the most tactical spots, ensuring the prison will be flat-lined upon detonation. Having all of the explosives in place, she walks over towards the cell-block, till she arrives at the door that spells out "Prisoner: GR34T F0X". Homura resumes time, pressing the button on her detonator while staring into the eyes of the canine.
You're welcome. I can somewhat respect that you're the last one standing for your own army... now go, I won't give you a second chance.
>>11365727
>Homura stutters out as Mami makes her statement, her composure clearly lost by the words.
Y-yeah... right. Just make sure you don't get too overconfident for the time being, Tomoe Mami.
>>11365804
>Homura pulls out a M1911 handgun from the device on her wrist, staring at the girl's S&W 500. She mumbles to herself, not minding her volume, however.
Hm... perhaps I should look into expanding my armory, rather than sticking to standard-issue police weaponry.
>>11365884
I refuse, not in a millions years Burn Victim
>>11365875
I'm already paying you with a decent workout! It's perfect to work the muscles on your back, arms and exercise your legs. You don't need anything more than health, Nii-chan.
>>11365804
>>11365837
> Vinny would watch silently as the fox avatar plays the guitar. He'd speak up afterwards
Uhh, would any of you be interested in a harmonica.. cover, uhm, of my songs? I... uh.. think it'd be cool
>>11365884
Welp, there's always next time.
>>11365884
Tiro Finale!
>A giant cannon materializes before firing a round into the hideout, crumbling it from the inside.
That should be the end of that...
>>11365588
>>11365509
I hate her. I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her
>>11365698
I HATE YOU!
oh god i forgot how much i hated corn on the cob
>>11365804
>Ahri curls up and falls asleep with ease in the safety of the abandoned cabin.
>>11365884
>sharing a drink and casually chatting with someone else, Ahri is fucking exploded in the saloon.
>She sits up outside, looking very confused.
>>11365787
>Those actions further confuse Mordred as Eddy swallows the massive jawbreaker.
Alight how about this, where do I get my own? And...smaller, I'm not made of rubber like you.
>>11365848
Hey, the church was quite powerful back then so actually I'd have ended slaying beings like you, but camelot is long dead so...
>Mordred holds her hand and catches the beer bottle at her.
...Sure! Although I'm out of the game already, this sucks!
>>11365914
>>11365799
I yield. That was a good comeback.
>>11365954
FUCK u corn on the cob is Delicious
>>11365923
Come, now, Akemi-San, when have I ever lost my head? I'll be sure not to get ahead of myself!
>>11365884
18 tributes remain.
Neutral: 7 -> 5
Heroes: 6 -> 5
Monochrome: 7 -> 3
Good Vibes: 4 -> 2
Gals: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 2 -> 1
Pandemonium: 5 -> 1
NIGHT THREE
Dandy puts an end to those rumors about him and Mami real quick the old fashioned way -- a la shotgun wedding.
Leo tries to go for another dynamite massacre, but it doesn't go quite as planned...
>>11365968
NO its not its nasty and makes u feelw eird when eating it
Monochrome Kyouko Sakura will definitely win
>>11365980
pfft
>>11365884
>Araragi holds the expensive holster he bought from Yomika in front of Shinoa
So? What do you think? Thsi is worth at last half of your supplies, wouldn't you agree?
>>11365906
Tsukihi-chan can be annoying in her own way as well, you know?! I'm trying to be a good brother, but they are not helping.
>>11365940
That makes no sense! Are you my gym instructor?! Just stop jumping on my back at every chance you get!
>>11365961
Reflecting is something I do very well. Usually through technology, but a bit of banter never hurt anyone. Keeps the mind sharp.
>>11365982
Alright, kid, I'm backing off. No one needs to die here. Blown up, or otherwise.
>>11365980
>>11365884
>>11365957
Wait, there are 'smaller' jawbreakers? Who was the idiot who thought of that? These things are perfect the way they are.
>He said, with the jawbreaker resting in his cheek
>>11365986
shut up it's great u just don't know how to appreciate it
>>11365875
It's not! Hair doesn't stand up like that. Who are you in contact with? Are they high up in the sky?
>Mitsuki lets go, though not because of him telling her to. She peers into the sky, holding her hand out to block the sun.
>>11365902
Good. I had no intention of joining the game in the first place. As I said, I'm not interested in exposing myself. I have a reputation to keep high.
>>11365906
That's exactly what someone suspiciously involved in spying on humans would say. I'll uncover this ring of aliens soon enough.
>>11365982
>She watches the robot short-circuit in front of her as the thing downs its first glass. Mitsuki finishes hers, and calmly gets up.
I don't know why I bother.
>>11366011
I shall keep that in mind, should I ever find myself in need of a mirror.
>>11365982
If fighting is all I have to do... then i'll keep on... Achoo!!
>>11365884
Wait, that little girl was on my team?! Shit, I'm really not used to this whole faction thing... Sorry girly, I'll make sure to win this for ya!
>>11365904
>Kyouko relaxes, sighing once all the tension had left the air
Yeah they are.. Fox, right? I mean it's not the most creative name, but... You can call me Kyouko, since you managed not to piss me off enough to kill ya.
>>11365889
>I-I meant the ava too
>>11365917
>Kyouko rolls her eyes at the clearly intended slip of the tongue, cocking an eyebrow at the demon once she was done talking.
What, you mean like a fight or somethin? As much fun as kicking your asses sounds, that's not really my call to make. Shouldn't you be asking Aikawa that kinda thing?
>>11365982
>Kyouko holds the flame to the fuse of the little red explosive, watching everyone else's moves closely
Just back off, either all of us die or none of us do... It's that easy.
>>11365982
Agh...! I went and lost track of potential threats, again... I hope Kyouko can finish it for us...!
>>11365957
Can't blame those guys. I mean, the world is just a game and everyone's struggling for control. I kinda have a fond spot for the church. The spiciest treat is a hypocrital priest, and the church is full of them.
>She smiles and sips a bit of her own.
A hard drinker? Good and... don't worry about it. I should have known the fight was rigged when I saw the sun being white instead of yellow.
>>11365982
The Feast.
REGISTEEL NOOOOO
>>11366054
>>11366005
I'm just helping you to keep up the shape of your body but if you really want me to stop jumping on your back at every opportunity, I have a deal for you.
>Karen cocks her head to a side, whispering into her brother's ear with a soothing tone.
I'll stop if you prepare me a bath after every workout.
>>11366034
i can appreciate it by fuckin throwin it in the trash
Sorry.
>>11366089
yeah mate just don't do it again
>>11366054
No I mean...
>She takes out a purse.
A gamble.
Me betting on my guys vs you and the pencil scribbles.
The team going the farthest wins, sounds like a good deal, no?
>>11366085
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>11365982
>>11366056
Sorry kid, but rumors about me dating schoolgirls ain't exactly the kind of reputation I want. I'll treat you something nice after this is over and we all win, how about it?
>>11366039
I'm afraid you might find your features a little more orange and masculine in that case. Might want to preserve your looks and find a more traditional reflection.
>>11366054
Right. Well, be careful out there, Kyouko. If you're committed to venturing out on your own so young, you'll have to fight harder than most.
>>11366063
Days of planning, and all for nothing!
>>11366072
>>Karen cocks
>>11366063
DAY FOUR
Wallace just has a personal vendetta against heroes, doesn't he? There's no stopping his murderous rampage aimed at his own team.
>>11366107
nah bitch
>>11366114
Have I turned into Applejack? I might need to regain myself.
>>11365982
With the help of a this wallflower We'll be able to survive with this map.
>>11366005
Sometimes a brother needs some to himself and they don't ease up I understand more or less. We're a family, have to step up somehow.
>>11366036
He's a closet pervert, I have to keep an eye on him or he'll turn into a molester, do you want to become a victim? He's closer to a human then what you would call an alien.
>>11366072
Karen-chan don't involve yourself in his antics of perversion, You might catch the stupid.
>>11366108
Sir, I shudder to think how many innocent women you have offered dates to immediately after killing them in a death match.. You should focus on winning before making any plans for later.
>>11366130
>Wallace is killing heroes
>mfw I'm a hero
I summon ______
>>11366130
'Undefeated in a shoot-out', I said.
'What could possibly hurt me in this primitive wasteland?', I said.
I'm so stupid.
>>11366137
I seem to have trained too hard, myself. I'll have to pull myself together before I go to pieces. Gotta get back on track.
>>11365884
>>11365980
>>11365982
>While being blown out of the building, Homura -- beaten and covered in blood -- manages to reach out for the device on her wrist. Before pressing the button, she witnesses Tomoe Mami's stomach being torn asunder by a 12 gauge. Homura speaks up, her lips parting as she faces the blonde.
Right now for example. There's been other occasions, but neither you nor I can pinpoint those as they're all lost with nobody left to notice or remember them. Considering what just happened, I'll be on my way to recuperate and find what I'm here for.
>Homura disappears in time, her last few words being spoken in a stuttery fashion as memories concerned her mind.
>>11366030
...Okaaay I gotta make sure if this isn't some weird trick. Here....
>mordred hands over a solid coin made of pure gold.
Will this be enough for one of those Jawbreaker things?
>>11366059
I wouldn't deny a free drink, even from an exotic demon. This better not be enchanted or you're gonna have a bad time, you got that?
>The knight chugs down the whole thing with a few gulps