HG THREAD
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
FIRST WHATEVER
FURFAGS AND TITTY MONSTERS ARE BANNED
ENTRIES WITHOUT IMAGES ARE ALSO BANNED
ASSMAD FAGGOTS NEED NOT ENTER
Beowulf
>>11347256
Matt
Cortex with a gun
>>11347256
Sharl
>>11347256
Deadpool
Vibri
Eggman-kun
Kindred Hunter
>>11347256
Inkling
>>11347256
Zer0
>assmad faggots need not enter
We already know why you don't enter your own games.
Araragi Karen
Doremy Sweet
Jimmy Olsen
Revy
Gertrude
>>11347256
Agrias Oaks
>>11347256
Johnny
>>11347256
Gascoigne
>>11347274
what does the n stand for
>banning
The thinnest of skin
>>11347256
Nice reddit spacing, faggot.
Aron
Saladin
SUPA DUPA ULTRA MEGA MUNG
>i make people so le assmad on le interned XD
I pity your sad life
>>11347300
Nice, he's actually the good guy.
But that's just a theory a GAME THEORY!
>>11347300
Nigger
Saturnin
>>11347300
Neo, as in Neo Cortex.
>>11347256
My face vs My Soul
Leo
Stop bullying adachi, guys.
He's going to make a long post explaining exactly why he doesn't care that you are bullying him.
>>11347256
Tristan "I can't think of a funny name" Taylor
>>11347346
Adachi's weird
Kanbaru Suruga
>>11347339
Wrong, it stands for Nerd.
>>11347344
>Nice.
Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
>>11347346
Don't forget he'll cry to his """"friends"""" in the shitposter discord for support :^(
>>11347351
Please read me another story, dad!
Is that all you guys got?
More entries, you cucks.
JonTron
>>11347393
The Hurting.
Arashi
>>11347393
Shanghai.EXE
Bearshark
Noroi
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>11347393
>surprised he doesn't get a lot of entries for his shit game
>using buzzwords to look tough online
Truly the thinnest of skin.
Yoko Littner
>>11347393
Skeletor
Samurai Shrek
>>11347422
You better shut up, cuck. We're so tough, we'll talk shit about you in our secret discord server.
Come on, guys.
I know some of you don't like to enter my games because I've fractured your assholes over the course of my stay in HG, but can't we leave that in the past when it comes to games? There's no reason to be devastated over me hosting.
tryhard
>>11347438
No, please!
Not the discord server!
I'm getting more assblasted just thinking about it!
how do i filter this faggot
Cancer team
>>11347444
Shantae but it's christmas
>>11347444
What's wrong, dach? You seem upset.
I though you ignored people who shit all over you?
>>11347461
And if we find out who you are we'll share DM logs of you too. I'll say mean things and my friends will all agree with me and make my pee pee feel good. You better watch it >:^(
>>11347478
You're such a fucking faggot.
>>11347256
Fumokou remover Mokou
Holy shit, how has a delusional retard like you survived this long in the world, dach?
Are you at least capable of paying rent to keep living in your parent's house?
Reaping.
>>11347488
And here come the orbiters.
Like clockwork.
Junko's dad ordering a diet soda
Bump the game like they bumped my dad's grave please.
>>11347504
Begin.
>>11347407
>>11347500
You guys are the assmad ones not me. My friends in the shitposter discord are all telling me that, so I know it's true. They all think I'm based and you're all cucks, so there.
Hey you! Yes, you! Stop shitposting and enjoy the fucking game! You're like a fucking child! But unlike a child left with a priest, you'll never get laid! Quit your bitching and move on. Or, suckstart a noobtube. Either one works for me.
>>11347504
Let us begin, yes?
Literally me right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
BLOODBATH
>no one wants to host anymore so we have to settle for dumpster tier games
hg is truly dead
>>11347514
>Anyone who calls me names is an orbiter
How retarded are you? Kek
>>11347518
>Like they bumped my dads grave.
Okay, okay, friendo. Listen to me.
This is more upsetting than... Well. I can't think of anything as sad as this. Not that his dad died, but that you're scraping the barrel for dead dad jokes to the point that you're not in the barrel anymore.
You're digging into the ground.
>In b4 "Like they did for Junko's dad's grave"
There's a time to let things go.
>In b4 "Like Junko's dead dad"
Come on. Please. Find something new.
>>11347548
I'm sorry, but so far you have been a terrible deapool.
Have you only watched the movie and decided
>fuck it, I'll ava this guy?
Fucking cringe supreme.
>>11347563
It's amazing how I pulled that off. I just had to say a couple of street gang and they let me in!
>>11347563
GOOD. The Wulf had to run wild elsewhere anyways.
>sells
>tfw you're in hell at an internet cafe to witness your son thirsting after anime girls
>tfw he won't even come clean your grave on the day you died
>tfw he's just there being useless in the chicken factory
>tfw I paid his college money and he dropped out
>tfw glad to be dead
>Adachi made Jude his bitch and made him make a custom sim
Name 1 person who achieved something like this.
>>11347563
Fuck
>>11347563
I am greatly confused right now. Just who are you, and what makes you think you can tell me to leave?!
>>11347582
>you're digging into the ground
That was already done for me, just not by my useless son.
>>11347582
>you're not in the barrel anymore
but he's not in a barrel, he's in a coffin, Junko's dead dad
>>11347518
Was someone so ass blasted by Junko they made a twitter account just to make this joke? Holy shit.
>>11347601
Adachi just got it from him, Jude made the sim to dox Hoshi
>Craig is Junko's dad
HOLY SHIT
>>11347618
>what's photoshop
>>11347563
Of course I lost right at the beginning. Just when I thought my luck couldn't get any worse
>>11347614
>implying family members dig graves for the departed.
WEW LAD.
>>11347616
Bro are you even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fZrvVhFsIo
>>11347594
>>11347614
>>11347616
i'm in tears
holy shit
>>11347563
I have seen horrors that no one should witness.
If you need me I'll be at the tavern.
>>11347630
I doubt that. Hoshi's info were floating around hg before the sim was finished.
>gets stabbed
>punched
>shot
>pissed on
>shit on
Heheh, all according to plan!
>adachi
>>11347633
That's actually more effort
>>11347587
No, I played the game as well as read the comics. I just don't feel like trying to put in any effort for you ungrateful fucks right now. Thanks for the (you) though. If I tire of fucking around on him I'll either srop him or actually put in the effort though.
>>11347654
How new are you? The moment Jude made his simulator available for purchase, Hoshi bought it and Jude used the PayPal info to dox him
>tfw you're stuck in hell
>tfw you know your deadbeat of a son will be in hell as well
>tfw there's no escape possible
>tfw you'll always be stuck with your useless son
>tfw even in hell I couldn't escape cancer
>>11347646
Well he dug himself a grave in here but he couldn't do the courtesy of doing it for me
>>11347563
Well, it seems like nothing of value was lost....
>>11347648
>Doremy folds her arms.
Hmph...how rude.
>>11347648
I think you had a bit too much to drink, bud...
>ow
>>11347663
I'd be grateful if the thrill rides were worth shit.
Literal filler garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zO6lWfvM0g
>>11347631
that's like the fourth time that jokes been made
>>11347665
I think you're newer than me. Look back on desuarchive. Jude posted multiple pastes about Hoshi before the sim.
>>11347663
kys crendor
>>11347712
the sim was the nail on the fucking coffin though
>>11347678
Seriously, just... find something new. I'm tired of seeing your bland, same shit different day.
If I wanted to see SSDD of that level I'd go work at the tendie factory.
>>11347706
Sorry for this but I must kill you.
>>11347692
Don't stop! Keep insulting me like one of your cartoon whores!
>>11347706
Move along, Beast-Man, nothing to see here. Actually, there's plenty. Wait no I didn't mean it like that go away.
>>11347723
>wanting people to stop making fun of HG's biggest retard
>thinking it won't fuel them
you're an actual retard desu
>>11347723
You just know they're sucking eachother's dicks in the shitposter discord right now about it too. Fucking cringe.
>>11347730
>rubs your shoulders
>>11347723
S-son.......................................................................................?
>dad
>>11347730
What? I wasn't even insulting you. I was insulting adachi's game...
Wait...
Adachi...?
>>11347757
Adachi is deadpool confirmed
>mfw Craig was Junko's dad all along
this lore has way more layers than I anticipated
>>11347720
True dat.
Everything was a mistake. If hosting took effort HG would be alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-mE2ZB4wmU
>>11347757
EXPOSED
The Junko's dead dad meme is deader than Junkos' dead dad XD
>>11347739
No, I don't want them to stop I want them to get new fucking material.
God damn.
>>11347786
lol
>>11347783
Hmm...I suppose more gun is required...
>>11347745
Stop! Only my father and my priest get to rub me there!
>>11347757
I thought you were calling me the filler garbage... awkward.
>>11347783
Drat, she hit me with the good ol' Sniper Shotgun, my only weakness.
Hey, you guys know what's dead? Junko's dad XDD
>>11347813
>gives you a massage
>>11347830
I wish you were as dead as Junko's Dad.
>>11347830
SO FANNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I bet he's all sad! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>11347836
Atleast i'm not dead, like Junko's DEAD dad! LMFAO
This honestly is the saddest example of trying to counter shitposting. It's like you're not even trying to hide you're Junko himself.
The shitposting is shit, but this crap is even more pathetic.
Any of you guys notice the lack of Hoshi these past few days?
Junko's dad must be rolling in his grave right now.
>>11347846
You know what isn't sad?
JUNKO'S DEAD DAD
>>11347846
Jokes on you.I'm just an anon who doesn't give a shit, I just want you guys to have new material. Spice it up a little from time to time, yaknow?
I like my shitposting with some diversity, ya dig?
>>11347859
oof got'em
>>11347846
It's HG and it's most likely Junko, so yeah.
you know what's deader than junko's dad?
People who were only 5 yards away from the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiiPnHic5WI
>>11347858
He's in this thread shitposting. That's all he does these days.
Craig..........................
>Junko
>>11347831
Please stop before I cut your arm off and use it to fist you. Okay? Thank you.
Hey...... guys......
stop with the..... dead dad jokes.....
dead... meme...
>Junko
Cock......................................
>KK
>>11347905
Still better than Hoshi's Asuka.
>>11347923
You could throw a wet towel on top of a keyboard and you'd have a better Asuka than Hoshi or Junko's Asuka.
futa.... ship with me...
>LF's cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4pivc8fzr4
>>11347873
Hmm..Where is everyone else...?
>>11347932
Reminds me of Bagi's from 2moons/Global Dekaron. A cat having a siezure on the keyboard could kill 6 people at once while barely taking damage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGeNDnYcQOA
it's over
The winner is some Monogatari girl.
>>11347941
>Doremy looks up to see the meteor raining down.
...Oh...ffffuc-
>She is obliterated before she can even finish her sentence.
>>11347969
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting, Adachi.
Placements.
Hosting again.
POST ADDITIONAL ENTRIES IF YOU WEREN'T ENTERED INTO THE FIRST GAME
>>11347974
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>11347974
More arenas when.
Better style when.
kys when
>>11347984
Sam the Candyman
>>11347984
Rika
>>11347984
Hiyoko Saionji
>>11347984
Jim Ross
>>11347984
Shinoa
>>11347984
>tfw Fumokou remover failed to remove Fumokou.
>Thanks for hosting.
>>11347984
Aron
>>11347984
Eddy D
Jimmy Olsen
>>11347974
Congratulations.
>>11347984
Thank you.
>>11347984
Inspector Gadget
>>11347984
Crendor
>>11347984
Askeladd the Viking
Serge
>>11347984
Robbie Rotten
>>11347984
Agent 4
>>11347974
>>11347984
Sorry for not sending my comments about the game, I was running too fast and far ahead of everyone else.
>>11347984
Eustace Bagge
>>11347984
Popeye
Best ship
Mantis Shimp
>>11347984
Shirai Kuroko
>>11347984
Cara Delevingne
>>11348061
wait a second how did 2 girls end up reproducing together
Dark Noroi
>>11348104
what happen
>>11347984
Lord Farquaad
>>11348100
One of them has a feminine penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc8QyK47e1Q
Reaping.
>>11347984
Elias Ainsworth
>>11348111
I dont believe you, I need evidence
>>11348109
feeling gloomy
>>11348121
Alright now, it was fun making me die at every bloodbath. Can I win now?
>>11348121
I'm always on duty! Let's begin!
>>11348121
Begin.
>>11348121
I must fare better this time! My wounded pride demands so!
>>11348121
Let's go!
ERP with me!
>crust
>>11348121
Hello there, ladies n gentlemen, and welcome once again to THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE, here at Parts Unknown Stadium! JIM ROSS HERE, and with me, special guest co-commentator, Aron! And for those of you living in Japan, in just a moment, you'll get to hear Shinoa and Hinoko Saionji deliver the hardcore, slobberknockin' action straight to you! Now, Aron, we have 66 combatants ready to prove their worth here at The Ultimate Thrill Ride, if you would impart some wisdom to the fans, give us your thoughts on what it'll take to be the undisputed champion!
>>11348184
>Volunteers
Please wait, I'm rigging the game.
>>11348184
What's your plan here? Do you want to trebuchet with me?
>>11348121
Perry's gonna love this!
>>11348121
>>11348230
Oh, and by the way, Adachi, I think you posted the wrong reaping card.
>>11348240
>pets this dragon thing and feeds him a ruby
>>11348230
Damn it! Already a loss before the start...
>>11348240
>molests double dicks
>>11348240
Launch me 300 meters
>crust
>>11348230
Better be for Shanghai.
Uguu
>>11348267
>And so the dragon enjoys it.
Thanks, Anon.
>>11348290
H-Hey, stop that. What's in my pants belongs only to me. My pants cover up my private parts. My private parts belong only me, and if someone tries to touch, I have to tell them no.
No.
>>11348291
That's the good stuff.
>>11348324
>As spike is happily muching on the ruby, he begins to rub the dragon's back
>>11348324
Would you accept a catapult too? I wanna siege with you but I can't afford a trebuchet.
>>11348296
>hearing this, Serge decides to walk up behind the latch and quickly pushes it over onto the crazy girl with his left foot.
>"That shoild quiet her for a bit. Now I can concentrate on winning this battle."
>he jokingly waves at the latch before heading to his starting point.
>>11348324
Touch my spikes dad
>crust
>>11348324
>Fuck yooooooou.
THE SLIDE
>>11348230
Wowsers...Looks like there's a heavy chance that I'll lose. Still, I won't give up!
>>11348324
What does your butt smell like, Spike?
>>11348340
O-Okay, Anon. Going a little far there. I appreciate the ruby. Less so the backrub.
>>11348358
Accept no substitutes. You're worth a trebuchet.
>>11348368
I never said that.
>>11348377
>Clap clap
>>11348400
I wouldn't know. And I don't really want to know.
>>11348384
I hate you Adachi
>>11348384
>>11348365
I don't know if I'm pissed off more by the violation of personal space, or that horrible pun.
>>11348384
Golly, that Dog Welder fella sure was a sissy!
>>11348384
W-wowsers!!
>The cyborg detective is tackled and falls to the ground. He's easily overpowered by the sudden attack.
>>11348417
I'll rig it so you win the next game.
>>11348384
>after her lame joke, her hand rises up above as she begins to chant.
Blizzaga!
>>11348413
Stop multi reply baby
focus on me dad
>crust
>>11348441
Bazinga
>>11348439
This sword goes here... And now this one
>Matt continues to push more swords into the detectives body
>>11348439
Ah, greetings! I don't think I've met you befo-...H-hey, wait, what is that?! No, wait! Stop!!
>A bat is smashed in the back of the cyborg's head. He then falls down unconscious and is dragged away. He was never seen after.
The winner has to ERP with me.
Man or woman.
>>11348502
>FUCK YOOOOOOU.
>>11348502
And then I told her th-
>Matt is cut off as he gets blown to bits
>>11348502
>crust
>>11348502
Bullet dodged
>>11348511
This is not your day, Assgore.
Which is fair, cause yesterday sure was.
>>11348502
Dodged a shit-ton of bullets there.
Which one of these lucky boys and girls will be the one I get to ERP with? God, I fucking hope it's a girl.
>>11348543
>Hell yeah it was.
>>11348424
>he offers a genuine smile showing that it was all in good fun before turning to continue on and >>11348439 trip over a root like a fool. He just turns over and looks at the sky for a while before deciding to get back up.
>>11348564
Gosh! I guess I'll burn in hell now.
>>11348447
That was terrible.
>>11348502
On second thought, that proposition was terrible! I now welcome death this one time...
>missed game
It's cool.
>aussa's ava is dead
FUCK WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE
>>11348616
Yeah it's just Adachi's shit games. Back to vidya.
+1
>>11348564
Why now of all times?! I merely wanted to crash and be done! I will not be the one to lie with that mad dog Adachi!
>>11348650
hey, i'm not a mad dog.
that's rude.
>>11348485
I LIKE TO BUILD
BROWN BRICKS
IN MINECRAP
closer to the end.
please be a girl.
>>11348676
I truly do hate wasting food... and you are correct. You are more of a horny dog trying desperatly to find a biych in heat that will not tear your throat out as a mercy killing.
>>11348717
That's fucked up, man.
>>11348742
Yeah, almost as fucked up as getting killed over and over in the bloodbath.
>>11348717
>after taking out the penguin she turns the gun to herself in an attempt to not sleep with Adachi, only to hear a click as she pulls the trigger.
W-what?! Surely there is more ammo! There... is not. I fear I am screwed...
Eric you here bitch?
THE NEXT SLIDE IS THE LAST SLIDE
IT'S MAN VS WOMAN
GOD DON'T FUCKING LET SNAKE WIN
>>11348758
I have no control over that.
>>11348776
>non-roleplayer will win
>>11348742
You have seen nothing. I have a final plan incase you rigged these games in hopes of bedding someone for once.
>>11348759
Pray for death, you don't want to know what I've heard about Adachi behind closed doors...
>Matt shudders
>>11348776
>>11348787
YOU'D BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP OAKS
It's over and I'm afraid to look.
>>11348776
Bullshit, Adachi. Bull. Fucking. Shit.
THE WINNER IS THIS PERSON AND I FUCKING REFUSE TO LOOK
>>11348821
grats and thanks
>>11348804
>>11348821
>bad rp wins
Yawn. NGW?
Placements.
Closing thread because I'm pretty sure Snake won and I am not fucking looking.
>>11348787
Hmm...He did say that he was in the process of rigging the game...So, you've got zero options unless you think of a plan...
>>11348804
>>11348821
Wowsers! Well, congratulations for winning but...Looks like Mr. Adachi may have wanted this all along.
>>11348821
Congratulations.
>>11348842
Thank you.
>Ihop decided to make a donut with bacon on it
>>11348795
Still thy tongue! I do not need more nightmares!
>>11348796
I am trying with all my might! >>11348804
>seeing the results, Agrias draws her sword and impales herself with it. She quickly follows up with a fire spell before dieing so he can not violate the corpse before she can respawn outside and run.
>>11348842
Thanks for hosting fucker
>>11348842
Thanks
>>11348870
give discord so we can engage in intercourse
>>11348888
Cuckmina in a nutshell.
>>11348917
>cries
Sniff...my boy...
Finally losing his virginity...
I am so proud, son
>>11348917
>due to killing herself to escape, the request goes unheard.
>>11348941
The corpse is still warm though.
>>11348941
give discord now or i will make it so you never win a game again
>>11348941
>>11348952
Don't go to the dark side, it's not worth it!
>>11348949
O-outo-san...................?
>Junko
>>11348952
Redongo bongo I'll giveo my discordo
>>11348949
>the corpse that was set ablaze?
>>11348952
>I am okay with this. Have my only lewd Agrias pic as a prize instead.
>>11349002
kys guts
why do i even bother?
>>11349017
It's gun b k, Dachi-sama
>>11349017
You know what you need to do, Dachman.
>>11349002
Well things that are on fire are warm.
>>11349002
you aren't even trying
>Agrias is Guts
Hold the fucking phone
>>11349010
>Serge looks at the man, wondering why they would wish such a fate upon someone. Did they do something bad to the angered person? What could they have done to hurt the faceless one so much as to make them wish for another to take their own life? Or was it merely another "Swing and a miss!"
You know what.
I'm going to host another game to find an ERP partner.
>>11349017
I'd ship with you but only play guys. Are you okay with gay ship? Yes/no?
>>11349061
Fuck off
>>11349043
>"Another case of swing, and a miss? Is this common here?"
>>11349061
I'll do it
>>11349061
If you let me win I'll do all that weird shit you like.
>>11349040
> I meant in my collection of pics I have.
Blasted faceless ones! Stop plastering this place with fake images of me unclothed! When I find you I promise your death will be slow and merciless!