HG THREAD
ANOTHER ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
FURRIES AND TITTY MONSTERS ARE BANISHED.
ENTRIES WITHOUT IMAGES ARE ALSO BANISHED
FIRST WHATEVER
Lord Beerus
>>11341896
Inkling
Shrek
>>11341896
Beowulf
Okay.
>drives away
>>11341896
>Banning furries and titty monsters.
So, Just any of Fyxe's characters?
Saturnin
>>11341896
Gascoigne
Supa Dupa Masta Mung Daal
>>11341896
Sleepy Awoo
Undisputable Best Ship
>>11341924
Julia Douglas
Okita Souji
Aron
Revy
>>11341896
Go fuck yourself.
Skeet
>>11341921
He has a hard time dealing with his feelings for me.
Ararago Karen
LIL PUMP
Fairy Tail - Luna
Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
>all these sheep entering his garbage game
Steve Albini
Simon Bolivar
>>11341896
Zer0
Eddy
Elyssia
>>11341935
>>11341950
>assblasted furfags' beta orbiters
Eggman-kun
Illyasviel von Einzbern
Popeye
Sam the Candyman
William Tecumseh Sherman
>>11341896
Anime grill pom
>so assblasted by a single image that he makes a pointless thread for no reason other than wanting attention
The most pathetic beta male in all of HG .
Do yourself a favor and end your life.
>>11341896
JonTron
Pier Gerlofs Donia
Nanalan
Alibaba Saluja
>>11341896
Jerry Rice
Content Aware Scale JonTron
>>11341896
Dez Bryant
>>11341990
>talks about being assblasted
>posts the most assblasted comment of the day
Really makes you think.
>>11341980
>>11341991
>>11341992
>>11341999
>>11342002
Somebody didn't read the second to last line.
Alexander Nevsky
>>11342006
It really does, Adachi.
>>11341896
Boone Tobias
>>11341938
>>11342010
It's Araragi!
Arararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararagi Karen
>>11342006
>>11342010
>15 seconds
>>11342013
:thinking:
>>11341896
Matt
>>11341896
Johnny Five
The Flesh
Robbie Rotten
Al Snow
>>11342010
Here
Elias Ainsworth
Stop shitposting, Fyxe.
Not everyone likes you, just accept it.
>>11341896
Captain Jack Sparrow
So since when does an irrelevant shitstain like Adachi get to decide who is allowed into these threads?
>>11341985
You should tell treat to come and keep me company instead of submitting to the enemy
>>11342042
>Implying it's me
Adachi is memeing
>>11342013
>>11342026
Furfaggot btfo lmfao
>>11341896
Sliver Queen
EXTRA THICC
>>11342058
>>11342006
>>11342026
Wow, even Adachi has his orbiters.
Is that all you guys got?
Mitsuki Nase
>>11342052
>>11342069
you seem upset
>>11342073
Chloe von Einzbern
>>11342073
Tomoe Mami
Prince
>>11342073
>exact lines the doctor spoke upon this tumor's birth
>>11342073
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
>>11342069
>Pointing out that someone made an incredibly hypocritical statement by calling someone butthurt when he's boiling in rage himself is being an orbiter
Ok
I just want a game, I don't care about your personal vendetta
>>11342073
Witch
>>11342073
Dead Metal
Reaping.
>>11342117
Best girl
>>11342117
Thanks for the game, Dach.
>>11342117
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11342117
I'm redongo bongo.
Skipping ahead so there's no claims of rig.
>>11342117
>Skipping a fucking yugioh card
???
>>11341930
Co? Dívka mluví se mnou?
>11342075
STOP THE THREAD! The dreamshade hunter has arrived!
>>11342117
Well if the tools have ceased their needless bickering, then let's get going right away.
>I don't care lol I just want a game
This mentality is why HG is dying.
The lack of standards here is disgusting.
>>11342139
Shut the fuck up.
>>11342117
But there are 9 furries in this roster
>>11342132
Ah! These should be helpful, later! You never know when someone could use a pain killer..
>>11342149
Shut the fuck up.
>>11342160
Nice agrument, sheep.
>>11342132
inb4 rigged
it's a furfag disguised as a yugioh card
i saw through the illusion
spoiler: karen wins this game
>>11342165
Shut the fuck up.
>>11342165
WAKE UP SHEEPLE XD
>>11342132
>Karen feels like she's being watched but she doesn't have evidence.
...An ally of Justice needs to stay on guard.
>>11342175
Such beauty shouldn't exist in this world, ain't that right Head?
>>11342175
I didn't want to participate anyway. I-I can make a difference outside of the game.
>>11342175
YOU LIKE THAT ONE? Learned it from the Big Boss Man.
>>11342175
Ugh... You are a quick, accurate draw for a little boy... I shouldn't have underestimated you!
>>11342178
>>11342179
>itt. Literal braindead cancer
Nice arguments, sheep
>>11342180
I got something you can do outside of the game.
>>11342132
I've already contracted wounds? We just started, I... Is this just a farce to make me lower my guard? Don't expect me to allow out of my sight for a single moment.
>>11342175
No, I'm not interested.
>She sips the drink the man ordered for her, intent on not letting anything delivered to her for free go to waste. The hours they spend chatting are more him talking to her and Mitsuki silently nodding than anything else?
>>11342203
Shut the fuck up
>Undoes every single plot twist involving everyone in HG
>Then erases everyone
>>11342138
Hmm...? I do not understand what you're saying sir.
>>11342175
>Picking up a gun near her feet, Julia takes a deep breath and pulls the trigger.
Less trouble for the world with him gone.
>>11342208
If you have a problem with a vile villain don't hesitate to tell me! This is what you want me to do, right?
>>11342165
>>11342149
>Most of our problems wouldent exist if people actually did what they wanted to and wernt insecure bitches (self included) worrying about pissing off people who, frankly, are whining pissants using "standards" as an excuse to drive off the people they hate.
>>11342132
>The assassin has had an apparent change of heart since the last time he interacted with Inkling, and bandages some of her wounds with gauze.
Better?
>>11342175
>She may be better, but Zer0 isn't as he's riddled with bullets. He respawns before he even fully slumps to the ground, helmet beaming out ">_<" once he's back outside the Arena.
>>11342237
Yes, there's a vile villain in my pants and he wants to introduce you to his seamen.
Send help.
>>11342254
kys baron
>>11342265
>>11342265
YO Kane what the hell man?
>Sells
>>11342232
Je mi líto, že to slyším.
Existuje způsob, jak to může fungovat?
>>11342294
amazing rp
>>11342271
That was terrible.
I'm sorry.
>>11342053
i dont know dat treat person. butt u right, enemy can fuk off
>>11342302
Taking my sweets away might not kill me, but it'll be extremely dissatisfying.
So, uh, the slide after this one is the last slide.
>>11342313
Yeah! Us Dog girls should stick together during hard times.
>picks up pom
Let's watch funny youtube videos and eat ice cream
>>11342302
You deserve another kick. It appears to be that you loved it the last time.
>>11342329
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THAT SHIT FOR SO LONG, JUST BUY IT ALREADY!
>Store clerk
>>11342117
>>11342132
>>11342175
>>11342208
>>11342265
>>11342302
>>11342326
>replies to every slide
I am the dreamshade hunter! I hunt dreamshades!
>>11342337
no, i'm good.
no kicking required
Where's Jim Ross when you need him? Fuck it, I'll do my best impression of him.
STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD
>>11342329
damn gril... u know me so well
>>11342347
Are you sure? This time I can kick your vile villain and destroy all the seamen down there hiding in his lair. Awww if you don't then that's okay, maybe another time.
>>11342360
OH SHIT, WHAT A MOVE!
THE WINNER IS
"STONE COLD" MITSUKI NASE
CONGRATULATIONS
>>11342339
O-OH FUCK!
I....I would have never imagined someone would realize on day.
Alright.
>gives $75
I like it.
>>11342362
Here's one for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxitqmXTKYU
>>11342294
>Julia puts a hand underneath her chin, thinking deeply.
Hmm....
("This language is rather odd. Never heard anything like it... though I think this man may need some directions?")
>She nods to herself.
Sir, I think you may need to speak to the other denizens of this place. For you see, I cannot help you if I do not understand you. So look elsewhere for your own good.
>>11342382
Congrats to Nase and thankaranya for hosto bosto, con man.
Do you believe you can choose the winner prior to the game in Jude's sim?
I believe it
Placements.
Should I sleep before I reach 24 hours awake or should I host...ANOTHER ONE?
>>11342345
>>11342382
Best dreamshade hunter.
>>11342326
Why would I? I have no need for your money, your respect or god forbid, your friendship. Keep your disgusting 'bets' away from me.
>>11342360
>As one of her opponents grabs Mitsuki from behind, her memories drift back to her old wrestling days and she can't help but slam their face into her shoulder. Unsatisfied, she looks at the other tributes that have gathered around her and proceeds to take every single other one out in a similar fashion.
>>11342382
>Mitsuki offers a polite bow to the host and other, defeated tributes.
Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to prove my worth.
>>11342383
>Takes the money and puts it in the cash register before giving the fox a receipt
>blocking someone on discord
Wow, thinskin much?
>>11342397
ONE MORE ROUND
>>11342420
Thank you mister!
I'll see you at the beach perhaps! Ta-ta!
>>11342397
I think you should just kill yourself.
>>11342382
Congratulations.
>>11342397
Thank you.
>>11342391
>Saturnin rubs his eyes in frustration.
Je mi to moc líto. Chápu vám nejmenší bit, ale nemohu reagovat, aniž byste oklamal svůj jazyk. Jak úžasné ze mě! Poprvé mi mluví dívka a já s ní nemůžu ani komunikovat.
>>11342436
>doesn't even give the poor man the succ
Shamefur Dispray.
>>11342436
You mean my beach? Yeah sure whatever.
Or is this a cue to host right now?
>>11342383
dat was a good one. now dis one for u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8x85EY03vY
>>11342423
>not blocking whiny faggots
It's like you're a whiny faggot. Real shit.
>>11342453
("Now he seems to be a bit frustrated...")
Look. I know you may be frustrated at me, but sir. I. Can't. Help. You. If. I. Don't. Understand. You.
Can I make this anymore clear to you!
>>11342460
It's too early to go on Fyxe island right now, the stars must be properly aligned for me to host it. But I plan on going back to the scene...
So... Let's go at your beach instead
>>11342458
Do you "give the succ" everytime you want to buy something?
Weird. It was just a new bikini.
>>11342472
!!!!
I usually don't car much about politics but...
I'm gonna vote for him in 2022!
I wonder if I can buy a "good boy" cap
>>11342492
THIN
H
I
N
>We gonna go to the beach now, here or new thread? It's gonna be 36
>>11342423
>Making a second discord to pretend to be a newfag because you've pissed 95% of the community off and then bothering someone who already said they want nothing to do with you with said new account and whinging about wanting your side of the story to be heard
I meant it when I said to off yourself, Junko.
>>11342518
Here should be fine.
>>11342506
good boi is gonna make america great again.
>>11342520
>implying
>>11342525
Good boi is gonna make THE WORLD Great again.
Oh btw, bring dog mom to the beach pom.
>>11342518
My old thread.
.
.
.
Here's fine
>>11342502
>Saturnin gets on his knees and clasps his hands together. Who knows what he's up to?
Nejsem na tebe frustrovaný! Jsem naštvaný se sebou. Jak jsem řekl předtím, mohu vám rozumět, ale obávám se, že budu řezat váš jazyk, kdybych se snažil odpovědět. Žádná z ostatních dívek, které jsou tu tak krásné jako ty. Nechtěl bych se cítit pohodlně žádat o jejich pomoc.
>>11342525
>>11342536
>great again
>again
how can i filter saturnin
>>11342520
>juncuck at it again
when's he gonna join his dad in the grave boys?
>>11342548
Animals once lived in peace around the world.
Then you guys arrived.
I mean, I like humans, but shh, you really can shit up when you want...
>>11342536
i think she has some kind of tumfur page, so fine 4 me.
>>11342548
true. great 4 da first time
>>11342541
>Julia puts a hand onto her forehead, rubbing it gently as she looks at the man with annoyed look.
I give up... I just... I give up. My words mean nothing to you, so... I give up.
>Taking in a deep breath, Julia turns around and begins to walk away from him.
>>11342520
>Sunset fucks off
>Junko makes a new account and tries to talk to people again because he has nobody left
>It fails
P O T T E R Y
Keep me safe from reality with your memes, guys. Junko is threatening my nostalgia :````(
>Shion
>>11342564
I just think she'd look nice in a bikini. We could be queen of the beach together...
And you our little mascot
>>11342570
>Saturnin quickly jumps up and hurries after Julia, putting his hands on her shoulders and attempting to turn her around.
Počkejte! Prosím neopouštějte! Stále máme hodně k diskusi! Nemohl byste dostat překladatele, který by vyřešil celou tuto situaci? Jen se snažím apelovat na vaše nejlepší zájmy tím, že nevypadám jako blázen! Jste velmi krásná žena a potřebuji vaši pomoc při hledání cesty kolem této arény!
>His eyes glitter with sincerity, almost to the point of tears.
>>11342624
I think you would look nice with nothing on you, Fyxe~
>>11342570
>>11342633
>takes out her smartphone
>uses vocal google traduction
>It says:
"Wait! Please do not leave! We still have a lot to discuss! Could you not get a translator to solve this whole situation? I'm just trying to appeal to your best interests by not looking like a fool! You are a very beautiful woman and I need your help in finding a way around this arena!"
>>11342624
butt i dont want to be da mascot, what if i make both of u muh mascot bitches?
Discord drama hours?
>>11342642
I do. But there is a proper dress code around and all.
Besides it's better to leave stuff to the imagination, don'tcha think? It's basic fashion sense.
>>11342651
mmmm... I'd rather be a mascot for good boi (no offense) but, I guess we can do that.
>>11342676
I hope not, this shit is fucking dumb.
NGW?
>>11342676
Just Junko trying to create drama. You should know by now that the guy only does that shit. Just ignore the 30 yo manchild and move on.
>>11342682
U still have 2 wait 4 da president selection thing, but until then... all of da female dog are muh bitches!
>>11342690
No wonder his dad got cancer.
Good to know you've become nothing but another shitposter, Shion. Proud of you.
>yfw his dad is shitposting him from hell because even him is disappointed in the failure that is his son
>>11342727
Not him but fuck off Junko. Nobody gives a fuck about the drama you create. Just fuck off forever.
>>11342648
>Saturnin turns his attention to the furry woman, confused by her mere existence.
E-Eh? Nevěděla jsem, že by takováto šelma mohla mluvit. Je to zvláštnost naší lokality, nebo jsem tak hloupá, že jsem si neuvědomil, že tvůj druh je dnes běžný? Doufejme, že ne. Nemohla jsem stát jako blázen více než já.
l miss kana
Post drama screencaps
>>11342633
>>11342648
>Julia stops in her tracks as she felt the man's hands on her shoulders. With a deep sigh, she turns around and looks at the beast woman and then at the man.
So that's what this whole thing is about... jeez.
("She always said I get myself into odd situations... but this absurd even for me.")
Sir, I am not the best when it comes to directions... nor can I lead someone like you around the arena. After all, they're people more qualified than me to do that task. So... hmm... try asking the beast woman. She'll guide you on the proper path.
>RP-ing by talking in a nigger language no one understands
Is this the future?
>>11342748
No.
>>11342766
yes
>>11342727
Also not Shion. I sincerely hope you find something better to do with your time. You are the worst person I've ever come to know through here. Fuck off forever and make everyone involved happier.
>tfw Shion finally falls to the dark side
blep
>>11342769
Damn, you're fast. That was just 12 seconds.
>>11342701
Yeah yeah whatever, just call dog mon when it's time.
>muh bitches
You sound like a rapper. Are you a rapper? I could dance in one of your music video, if it's pays
>>11342738
"E-Eh? I did not know that such a beast could speak. Is it a special feature of our site, or am I so stupid that I did not realize that your species is common today? Hope not. I could not stand like a fool more than I did."
>She talks in the phone, and the phone translate it for him :
Nebojte se. Psi jako já jsou dnes velmi běžní. Rád bych vám pomohl, pokud máte nějaké dotazy, prostě se zeptat!
>>11342750
No problem Julia! I'm always cool with helping people
>>11342800
First 24 go
This is fun as fuck to do.
>>11342811
context?
Welcome to Beach Games. After twenty-five minutes in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at Bro AT boobsoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Babe. Thanks, and have fun!
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>>11342805
>Asellus
Huh.
>>11342819
Shitsuki being an attentionwhore as usual.
>>11342828
President Eddy
>>11342828
>>11341924
Saturnin
>>11342828
Zer0
>>11342828
Berkut
>>11342805
>Me and Deku
>What
>>11342828
Elias Ainsworth
>>11342828
FYXE
>>11342828
Popeye
>>11342805
>>11342828
My Ship Chart
>>11342828
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11342793
>She smiles at the woman, putting a hand on her chest.
You have my thanks. Still... I need to get going, have a little plan with an old friend of mine.
>>11342828
A single grain of sand
>>11342828
Lab Rat Princess
>>11342828
Shinoa
>>11342828
SUPA ULTRA MEGA MASTA MUNG
...that was a bit too much, eh?
>>11342828
Dog mom
>>11342828
The beach itself
>>11342828
Shion's theme song
https://youtu.be/E2Oe5YKhzCE
>>11342828
Hugh Neutron
>>11342828
Sharl
>>11342865
Actually it fits perfectly, just right at the limit
If you're shipped with the same ava through 3 different shipping charts, you must ship with that person.
>>11342828
The totem itself
>>11342828
Robbie Rotten
>>11342828
Araragi Karen
>>11342828
a crab
>>11342828
a sandcastle
>>11342828
Captain Luna
>>11342828
Lord Beerus
>>11342828
Night Dog
>>11342828
Two furry babes
KEEP ENTERING!
>>11342828
the state of hg events
>>11342915
The sun
>>11342793
>Saturnin checks his watch, then shakes hands with the dog-girl, and prepares himself to leave.
Děkuji, ale je čas, abych se vydal na dovolenou. Nemějte strach, neboť se vrátím! A budu potřebovat ještě větší pomoc při návratu. Uvidíme se!
>>11342828
Eggman-kun
>>11342915
>>11342828
Puff
>>11342915
Crendor
>>11342915
Begin.
3 more
>>11342828
Junkos theme song
https://youtu.be/qqK1FrO3BdM
>>11342948
Jerry Smith
>>11342828
Beowulf
>>11342852
>She gives Julia a peace sign!
Yeah! Be sure to have fun alright!
Bye bye!
>>11342868
Heey!! Holly!!
How is it going!
>She runs towards her, with her own bikini.
I've glad you've been able to come!
>>11342928
Ahoj! Ujistěte se, že máte zábavy vždy, když půjdete!
A nezapomeňte se usmívat!
Pamatuj si mé jméno: Fyxe!
>she waves him goodbye
Check it, bro.
also check what my bro linked me to.
https://youtu.be/iuWa5wh8lG0
Who did you change your opinion of positively?
Who did you change your opinion of negatively?
>>11342972
The beach queen is returning for another fun times!
Let's hurry! I wanna jump into the water!
>>11342828
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11342972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
Crendor and Jerry look the same...
I dunno know guys... Ever since that run in with Karen... I just haven't been able to sleep. My cold ones seem warmer even when straight outta the freezer. My boys just don't look at me the same anymore... Is it just me or was my entire life destroyed by Karen Araragi?
>>11342972
Now you may begin.
I am anxious to slaughter.
Some fun in the sun.
>>11342985
Hoshi, he's been less autistic
Junko, he's been more autistic
>>11342972
>>11342914
>>11342994
>>11342828
ougi oshino
>>11342985
Littlefinger
Jude
>>11342972
Ugh, the beach. What a horrendous place for battling..
>Berkut sighs, and then prepares his lance
Start.
>>11342985
Positively: Adachi
Negatively: Junk
STARTING!
>>11343249
Thank you, beasts. I can't help but apologize that this changes nothing between us.
>>11342968
Oh, fyxe! Glad to see you! I was kind of confused when some user called "yaoi"-something invited me to the beach, but I guess it was worth it.
What's with all the sudden Mitsuki hate?
>>11343275
what?
>>11343267
A-At least I had some time to enjoy the beach, right?
>>11343275
Shitposting target of the moment, don't read into it too much.
>>11343267
>Kiritsugu dives under the water with his underwater pistol in hand.
>>11343267
Well this sucks
>>11343267
>Fyxes drives her way to the beach, her fair billowing in the wind as one of her favorite psychedelic rock tune play along!
>After all, she's got a new super tight bikini and is all to eager to use it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chxdkNucfAU&list=PLn8_A2MuRwsrYtFiR2L6RzRECmfqVSXbv
>>11343273
Sure! I heard you've been kinda busy home lately so I couldn't help but invite you to spend the day with me.
It's too bad holly couldn't come though, we could have been a trio team for the bikini contest!
>She takes out a promotional poster it reads "COME AND GO FOR THE VIB-EACH BIKINI CONTEST! Don't come naked! but barely!"
Are you as hyped as me?
>>11343267
A bunch of suckers in the start!
How'd you do this, little mouse? How'd you manage to find something too small for you?
Junko's trying to introduce the little grain of sand to it's brothers and sisters.
SUP ULTRA MEGA ACCIDENT!
LIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>11342985
Ichigo, Aussa
Fyxe, Assgore
>>11343318
>Her sandcastle looked more like a turd covered in sand than a proper castle deserving of the name but she still had poured a lot of heart into making it.
I swear you guys are gonna pay for that.
>FYXE VS THE CURSED TOTEM?? Stay tuned!
>>11343318
That is the power of Mung Magic, everyone.
>>11343345
HOLY
SHIT
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
>>11343329
>liking fyxe to begin with
>>11343318
>The assassin combs the beach for the bathing suit he brought with him, but comes up empty-handed. His helmet projection reflects his annoyance: ">_<".
Great.
>>11343318
You sick fucks, that cat needs clothes, he doesn't have fur.
SKELETON GOAT DEMON AIN'T GOT TIME FOR PRISON... yet.
But Saturnin has time for it.
Shipping needs attention.
>>11343348
20 years of training, that's how sonny!
Give me some (You)s please HG, I need them really bad to feed my blandness.
>>11343367
G-give me one too. I didn't get any with my hello/blog post.
>>11343363
The ocean is not called Paul.
Sharl doesn't love love.
WHO'S GONNA? THE SUN OR THE TOTEM?
There's no beer here, Matt.
>>11343363
No no no! I'm telling you that will just ruin the feng shui of the sand!
>>11343367
Mitsuki is one of the few anime girls with a personality.
>>11343363
>The dog girl deep into the water clearly aware that people are watching but she plays her part the best she can, hoping it will attract the totem somehow
I really doesn't regret buying that bikini, it's just so comfy.
>>11343395
The Sun obviously!
He made the planets with its gravity, so surely he can make sandcastles
>>11343367
>Mitsuki
>blandness
>>11343363
>The assassin's answer is clear and concise.
Targets for practice.
Cut through the sand, or shoot through.
It's the best we have.
>>11343400
Oh, well.
>>11343395
>Zer0 pinches the lollipop between two fingers and examines it: "...". After a few moments, he shakes his head and tosses it back into its sandy grave. He expected treasure from following a map to an X, not dirty candy.
>>11343395
No beer, no food, only death
>>11343395
Emiya tries to woo Luna, sadly the universe doesn't agree with this ship.
Mung, you are arguing with no one.
POPEYE JUST ATE SOME SPINACH AND BROKE OUT OF PRISON, WE FUCKED
Jesus, the sun really hates cats.
You think that Totem needs to be free to kill you all?
Who the fuck is Amy?
>>11343316
I don't think she could ever come to the beach with me, maybe becaus she doesn't like when guys flirt with me. Oh, a bikini contest? We could win easily!
>>11343442
>"8===D".
Nice.
>>11343442
Look, the beach clearly doesn't know what it's doing, it needs a architect like me to make this sand great again.
>>11343442
Karen who?
Damn it Fyxe, you own a beach, YOU MUST KNOW RULE #2, DON'T SWIM FAR!
It was ogre the moment they went away.
And...
Yeah the rest isn't that fun.
>>11343442
Hey. Looks like the Sun became friend with the totem.
Welp... You really can't trust anyone after all.
>She bathes in a pool of sunscream and puts a cool pair of shades with a hat
He won't be able to reach me with that armor
This is some god tier RP going on right now
>>11343474
>Later that day, the shark died of food poisoning
>Don't eat dogs, people
Your beach should have been protected against that, Vibri...
>>11343474
The beach obeys the Totem.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT, MUNG! MUNG! MUNG FUCKING KILLED THE TOTEM!
A silent goat kisses a silent cross-dresser.
Shut up Jerry, we don't give a shit about you.
>>11343496
Woooooooow, you are racist against sharks?
>>11343502
Nothing happens except that JERRY FUCKING WON THE BEAUTY CONTEST?!
YOU FUCKING WHAT?!
>>11343494
Well duh, Fyxe is here
>>11343517
>mfw
Adachi are you here?
>>11343451
She is jealous maybe? Well... I KINDA understand how she feels. Not that I'm jealous of your look or anything, the fact you're 5 cup size above me doesn't mean anything really... Ah ah.
>>11343507
No! I love everyone, but those who purposely try to hurt others should be banned!
Sharks complains too much that people avoid them but never take the clues!
>>11343517
Seems my commentary is gonna take a hit since I'm gonna have to deal with something.
>>11343543
For shame, Fyxe, FOR SHAME.
>>11343557
Whatever... Rooting for the beach now anyway.
>>11343557
>>11343543
I think it has more meaning than that... But it makes sense! c'mon, they aren't that big! Just look at you, you have them so big without having any babies! But if you want them bigger, you know what do.
>>11343573
Please suffocate me with your breasts.
>>11343592
Examples of good rp:
Fyxe
Craig
Examples of bland rp:
Mitsuki
Star
>>11343648
You forgot to add Karen on the bland RP list
>>11343648
It's the other way.
>>11343659
Redongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongodongo
>>11343610
I think... I'm fine for now... I'm still too yound anyway, having children is outta the question....
So yeah? Should we go then? I heard the bikini contest is inside that big spooky sandcastle over there
>She points it out, towering over the big, a giant mansion made of sand, dark clouds looming over its baroque architecture
>>11343632
No. It would be murder. Killing people is bad, and let's be honest I wouldn't last two days in jail.
>>11343647
>>11343474
>Zer0 goes against the master chef's wishes and destroys the feng shui of the beach by building a sand castle. Or, rather, a sand fortress, complete with miniature cannons and armed men. It's so all, that the assassin his to stand up behind the front wall just to poke his head out over the top in order to talk to the man. His helmet beams out a mischievous smile: ">:)".
Impenetrable.
Just try to invade, old man.
You will meet your death.
>>11343502
>He shrugs.
It does.
>>11343517
>Despite the usual quickness of the assassin's hands, he fails to grab even a single fish. More often than not, his lightning reflexes send him tumbling into the water himself because of the momentum, forcing him to climb out of the ocean, dry himself off, and try again, growing more and more despondent each time: "-_-".
>>11343557
>The assassin finally found his spare swimsuit and puts in on gleefully: ":D".
>That joy lasts all of two minutes before a large wave crashes down on him, ripping the trunks clean off and sending Zer0 washing ashore. The assassin lays on the sand the exact same way he came in: as rigid as a board, arms crossed over his chest, and helmet beaming out: ">:(".
Argh.
>>11343592
>Not only a slave to the man, but also now a slave to the sand. The assassin throws a coconut downward at the grain before sliding down the tree trunk and landing on the ground.
There.
>>11343659
She's on there as her other ava.
>>11343648
>Fyxe
>RP
What the fuck am I even reading?
>Was about 3/4's done with my code last time I worked on it.
>Waits a few days
>It's no where to be found despite saving it and the code.
Why live?
>>11343681
Thank you very much Saturnin for removing... That thing.
I hope the beach and the tiny sand will work together, it's basically a mother and her child if you really think about it
>>11343681
>>11343683
Thanks for replying to those bro.
>>11343700
Jesus man.
>>11343694
You don't know Fyxe RPs until you RP with her.
Also she uses Astaroth
>>11343729
>>11343678
it's never too soon to have babies! Unless you have small tits... and no money. But anyways, let's go to the contest!
>She stares at the giant mansion of sand, not asking who and why that was made. She just walks towards it anyways, not thinking about the stuff that could happen inside a sand building.
>>11343700
You didn't use a .txt file to write your events with?
Wow. I'm sorry...
>>11343700
>Spend all day writing script while working
>Straight up forget to save it.
AHHHHHHH. On the upside I almost got this new one done.
>>11343739
Winner next turn.
>>11343753
>>11343765
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GONNA UPDATE IT NOW
: s
>>11343746
>Yeah I know. I probably should've done that. Now I don't have nearly as much motivation to do it all over again. So rip EEnE code then.
>>11343774
>>11343777
lol
>>11343774
I am not quite sure how to feel about this, but congratulations nonetheless.
>>11343782
And thank you for the match.
>>11343782
Any questions?
>>11343791
Why do you suck at rigging
>>11343782
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11343774
>>11343782
>>11343791
Thanks for hosting, and congrats
>>11343782
Thanks!
>>11343647
>Zer0's not sure which is more surprising: finding one hundred severed heads, or that one hundred severed heads could fit in such a shallow grave. That is not to say he's disappointed, though.
A massive slaughter,
and I was not invited?
That is just a shame.
>The assassin makes a tongue-clicking sound right before the final line, and walks away from the pit of heads once he's finished.
>>11343681
>Zer0 bangs his head against the squad car window, all his weapons confiscated and his hands bound behind his back via handcuffs. He lets the cops know his displeasure: "FU".
You have the wrong guy.
I just found those severed heads.
I know all my rights.
>>11343729
>Oh, no problem, I love doing it. I would have replied sooner, but I kept getting connection errors.
>...And still am.
>>11343774
Congratulations.
>>11343782
Thank you.
>>11343743
I swear you talk way too much about breasts... You'd think I'd be the one focused on that...
>As they enter the castle, the door (made of sand) immediatly shuts down behind them.
... Weird, I see no one besides of us. Heh. I guess we should keep going nonetheless.
>They explore its dark and sandy corridor until they reach the highest tower.
>a sandyman (like a snowman but made of sand) was waiting for me
>"Oh my, two beautiful...m-m-agnificent ladies for me? I didn't expect such a catch. I suppose you're here for the bikini contest?"
>>11343774
YEAAAAAAH!!!
For once I didn't rig it! Thanks for VIB-EACH and to you Vibri for hosting
>>11343778
>hugs you
Sorry again...
>>11343805
>Cause I don't know how to rig.
>>11343782
Thankaranya for hosto bosto!
>>11343822
>It's fine. Maybe in the future when I have some free time I'll try and rewrite it again.
Saddest HG moments?
>>11343846
die
>>11343849
Alright.
Also just a tip.
Make sure everyone is able to get the references if you re-write it. It's essential for that kind of code.
>>11343846
nice rp
>>11343862
He never got to finish his shack.
>>11343862
The time Seth dumped asgore on national TV was pretty sad, I guess.
>>11343846
I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH YOU FUCKING NIGGER ISWEAR TO GOD WIILL FIGERUTOUY WHERE YOU LIVE
>>11343846
"rp" as mitsuki again
Why are we shitposting Karen now? I thought their rp was cute
>>11343867
>>11343878
>>11343885
>>11343894
Autism unleashed.
>>11343883
He said saddest HG moments, not greatest.
>>11343898
It's just insecure fags shitposting someone more popular.
Ignore it
>>11343868
>Yeah I'll just stick to the simple references. Especially since some people here haven't seen the show recently
>>11343822
>Holly was looking at the insides of the giant sand mansion, she was amazed for how this was made. She stares at the sandyman that looked kind of funny.
I feel like we are in disneyland... talking sand, sand mansions... I think maggie could enjoy this if she still liked that stuff. Yeah, we are here for the contest! But where are the other girls?
>>11343918
>>11343918
>>11343918
>>11343898
They're Mitsuki.
>>11343940
No, I love Mitsuki.