Wait! Don't kill yourself. Now you've got something

>no Princess Ruto ava

Hello, I'm Anonymous, and I can't stop fucking bitches

>>11339766
Hello, my name's Bob Kelso and I like whores!

>>11339908
Then you should probably avoid visiting your mother for a while LOL. EPIC!

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>>11339995
Holy fuck.
Was that really necessary?

dubs

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Summoning Kill La Kills

>>11340055
Seconding this.

>>11340055
>no Ragyo to bully me into becoming a fiber model

>Wake up, feeling great for once
>Casually walk by the noose hanging from my kitchen, chuckle, then mutter: "Not today, old pal"
>Go out to run some errands
>Need some new shoes
>Decide to buy some sweet-ass Reebok, with the cushioned sole and shit
>Pay for the entire thing in dimes and nickels
>Walk out with my sparkly white, brand new sneakers
>Chest held out, chin high, back straighter than Vin Diesel
>"Hell yeah, it rocks being me"
>Suddenly feel odd squishy sensation under foot
>Freeze in place, shocked
>Take a moment to process what just happened, slowly backing away and looking down under my shoe
>A huge, brown mess coating the entire surface, with bumps and spikes like prying a peanut butter sandwich open after forgetting to put the jelly in
>Shakily put foot back down, eyes drifting towards the sidewalk where I had just stepped
>It's Kurisu
>A big fucking steaming pile of shit

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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>>11340103
OH MY FUCK
THEY GET SO MUCH MORE ELABORATE EACH TIME
I LOVE YOU ANON-KUN

>>11340131
THE ONLY THING MORE SHIT THAN THAT STORY IS DR. PEPPER

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>>11340150
GOOD
BYE
TO
YOU

>>11340161
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU SODA SLUT

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>>11340171

So we dead?

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>>11340319
Magikarp?

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>>11340319
but still sexy

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>>11340319

>>11340339
I want to use Anonymoo as a body pillow!

>>11340325
We found the one thing Magikarps are good for

>>11340339
I want to be that chair.

>>11340375
I want to get put in D.Va's dumb bodysuit than cumdumped and plugged until I look pregnant!

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>>11340357
>She hears his request to cuddle with her and eagerly accepts the offer. Anonymoo lays down on the floor, her arms laid down on the ground as she presents her soft torso to him, waiting for him to snuggle up with her.
>>11340366
>Anonymoo looks at him with question, wondering what he had meant by that.

>>11340444
Well.. You know. You sit on a chair.. I want to be that chair.. one plus one is two...

>>11340444
Whoo!
>Anons happily goes over and lays down on top of the moo, face resting onto her milky udders
You're the best, Anonymoo.

>>11340339
How tall is Anonymoo?

>>11340481
Like 8 ft or something, according to some of the art at least.

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>>11340457
>She blushes slightly, wondering why he would want something like that done to him. She wasn't denying his wish, but she was still concerned if her giant rear would crush him, not to mention rob him of his air.
Moo?
>She questioned, making sure he was sure about his needs.
>>11340475
>She smiles as the Anon as he rests on her cleavage, putting her arms around him to bring him in closer to her warm embrace. She places a hand on his head, rubbing it as she allows him to nestle into her pillowy flesh.

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Stay alive.

>>11340522
More Midna

>>11340522
Only if you post more imps/shortstacks busting some anon's balls.
This dude draws some nice ballbusting.

>>11340520
Yeah just.. I'll be fine don't worry!
>She didn't need to speak, her questioning moo was enough to communicate her worry. Laying himself down he stared upwards blankly, hands neatly tucked on either side as he explained, not wanting to sound too excited.
Just sit on my face and use me as a chair. If I need to breath I'll slap your thigh. Okay?

>>11340487
Can she be giant too?

>>11340551
go away 10-inch anon

>>11340520
Hi anonymoo. Seems like you have another ass worshipper. That's cool...
>Waves to her sleepily, having just woke up.

>>11340551
I'm surprised at how many people have been requesting macro avas lately.

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>>11340590

>>11340573
Fuck that guy for turning this already shitty fetish into a meme.

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>>11340545
>She sheepishly agrees as he set himself on the floor, showing that he was serious in what he was wanting. She turns herself around and positions her ass just above his face, before sitting down on him. She was still reluctant as she still wanted to make sure he was okay, only putting some of her weight directly onto him.
>>11340582
>Anonymoo pats him on the head, making sure he knows she values all of her followers.

>>11340668
>A happy, loud groan bellowed out of the smaller anon, his hot breath spilling over her plump, soft, green skin as he was bathing in her warmth, his lower half pushing forward in a long powerful thrust, almost if he was humping the air itself. To ensure his safety to her he flashes a quick thumbs up at her as he's smothered in her lovely fat ass.

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Hey cutiepies! I've got a little time to talk--who wants to do something weird?~

>>11340727
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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>>11340668

>>11340727
Nobody wants to fucking hear you talk. Open your mouth and get to sucking.

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>>11340719
>She was less worried now, seeing as Anon's gesture conveyed the message of his safety greatly. With his body just between her legs, she sees him moves his hips greatly, flustered in how he was actually getting aroused by this. Nevertheless, she continued to give the man what he desires as she rubs her ass on her face, grinding on his head as she feels his every breath on her rear.

>>11340815
>After a few pumps upwards into nothingness the lust subsides just enough for anon to think straight again, diving his hand into his pants her quickly, and shamelessly begins to stroke his clearly hard cock within his pants. He couldn't hold back, the sight, the warmth, the smell, everything he ever wanted was right before him, and he panted like a bitch in heat as he took it all in, shuttering as his cock throbbed and twitched in his hand.

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>>11340851
(Sorry, something just came up, so gtg. Thanks for being Anonymoo's chair.)

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>>11340888
Don't worry about it. See you around <3

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>>11340815
(As much as I'd also like to sit under you and kiss/lick/tongue it, yard work needs to be done. I hope you have a nice day anonymoo and I'm glad to have seen you once more.)

>>11340905
kek, right on time faggo

>>11340902
oh my god dmg is adorable

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>>11341001
>Sleepy kissu

>>11340727
Hey Suzy, do you got a bush between those legs?

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>>11341015
DO NOT EVER KISSU ME AGAIN

>>11341152
>Kissus

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>>11341152
So yooooou called me cute?~

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>>11341210
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PICTURE!
FISHING FOR (YOU)S

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>>11341152
>clackus

>>11341210
stop fucking replying to kurisu holy fucking christ

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>>11341226
Suuuure you were. Love you too.

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>>11341229
Killjoy.
>>11341228
>clacku

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>>11341237
N-NANI

>>11341237
stop replying to a fucking blog/shitposter DMG jesus fucking christ al-fucking-mighty god damn holy SHIT
fucking stop

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>>11341274
paul?

>>11341286
you fucking wish
seriously fucking fuck off, if I was paul I'd be more focused on telling DMG to fuck off and killing themselves
I want you to fuck off and kill yourself, not DMG
fuck off and kill yourself

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>>11341256
Can I bash your head against the shower wall while I rail you yet? Or are you still playing hard to get?

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>>11341298
Playing Overwatch, actually.
>>11341297
and?

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>>11341317
Gross. Go do that. I'll wait for cute anons.

>>11341297
Calm down Anon. Just leave the thread and come back later if you really don't like it.

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>>11341317
>>11341324
>Playing Overwatch
>DMG says that's gross

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>>11341042
Sure do! Nice and neatly trimmed, with a lil gold streak! Wanna see?~

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>>11341324
I-I will.
>>11341335
Oh yeah.
Isn't that what started your hatred against her? Something about being beaten 1v1 by Mei?

>>11341342
Sure, sure, go ahead and show me what you've got down there...

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>>11341364
I want to be swallowed up by Kurisu.

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>>11341436
Check it out! I just got my hair done with Holly~
>She grins and delicately lifts up her skirt, revealing a complete lack of panties, only a pair of sheer black tights keeping her crotch covered
>Speaking of, just like she said, above her snatch is a professionally manicured bush, plucked into the shape of a heart, with a blonde dyed streak down the middle, the tip pointing down right to her little clit
Whatcha think?~

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Dead.

>>11341817
Hm, I wonder if it's because the OP post has no /ERP/ in it.
:thinking:

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>>11341817
Just the way I like it.

>>11341864
>Undead from Antartica, it's the /erp/

>>11341550
It's really cute! Did you get a full wax too? Your pussy is so clean and soft, I wanna see you spread yourself wide open

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>>11341864
i hope you dont write
because you sure as fuck cant read

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>>11341923
Mhm! Here, have a feel!
>Suzy steps forward and takes your hand, guiding it down her snug leggings to stroke her smooth, freshly waxed thighs, milky white and soft as silk
Mmm, I feel so clean! What do you think?~

>>11342008
>>11341897
...
...shit

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>>11342008

>>11342025
I love it! You look beautiful.
>runs my hands over her thigh and strokes the perfect crotch heart between her legs while kissing her neck
Let me see that ass, Suz

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What kinks and scenarios do you want to see more of?

>>11342241
I want Trap Pikachu to give me a hot dog while I give him a pig in a blanket if you know what I'm sayin'.

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>>11342153
What, this ol thing?~
>She giggles and turns around, your hand still hugging her leg, and pushes her plump, pudgy pale bottom into you, giving a cheeky little grin as she feels it nudge your erection

>>11342241
Hairjobs, proper orgies/gangbangs, and I'd love it if that Dodger player stopped by again...

>>11342241
Macro

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>>11342241
I want to be a human toilet for a girl.

>>11342274
>I rub my cock on her legging covered ass, while my hand strokes her pussy through the thin black fabric, making her wet and a growing dark spot on her tights.
You know just how to get me going Suz...

Reminder that it was Overwatch that essentially destroyed ERP.

>>11342418
You can't blame anyone but Paul.

>>11342418
Actually it was Anons

>>11342418
If overwatch was all it took then literally anything would have set him off.

>>11342241

Sexy death.

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>>11342597

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Avas playing as idiots when?

>>11342832

We're all idiots here.

>>11342832
I don't need to play as one.

>>11342241
Good RPers.

>>11342418
>>11342429 is right.

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>>11342832
but im already retarded

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>>11342904
Kurisu, please eat me.

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>>11343263
But I just got into a game of League.

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>>11343280
Then maybe later? Enjoy your league.

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Post avas you want to see played.

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>>11343358

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>>11343358

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>>11343358
(I-I play her...)

>>11343397
I want Isabelle, and I want it now.

>>11343396

Long dick is long.

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>>11343433
(B-But anon, i'm sure isabelle is so busy with her work right now)

>>11343397
>>11343433
I too want Isabelle

>>11343397
Who?

>>11343467
Pft, as long as it isn't that important, she could use a bit of relief from her work.

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>>11343480
Really?
>>11343481
(Make a guess!)
>>11343505
My job is really important, you know? I don't think the mayor likes bad dogs that don't work.

>>11342241
Forced feminization/twinning/hypnosis.
Not particularly all together at once but there's overlap.

>>11343559
Come on, I'm sure he won't mind if you had a break. Besides, don't you think you've been working a little too much lately?

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Goo, goo...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>A baby is crying soundly, clearly trying to get someone's attention

>>11343559
(Yurinon?)

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>>11343615
I mean... You're not wrong. But you don't know how the mayor acts when he's angry, the worst thing he ever did was replace all the villagers with others somehow.
>>11343638
(Nope!)

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>>11343628

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>>11343358

>>11343628
>throws holy water
BEGONE DEMON!

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>>11343358
A princess who's also a succubus. So once you save her you can look forward to being raped to exhaustion afterwards!

>>11343559
Paul said he was gonna play Isabelle last night.

>>11343699

Go on...

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Good night. Wake me up if something interesting happens.

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>>11343721
(Did he? Huh, then fuck him I guess? I hope he doesnt start shit just because I play her)

>>11343751
Paul left. DMG right.

>>11343699
I know about a princess succubus, but is a loli... and then a queen succubus that is her mom

>>11343733
Well that's what I want anyway. Honestly I just want a princess that'll turn around and break her "hero"

>>11343669
Well then how about this, maybe I can just hang out with you while you're doing your work. Maybe you could sit on my lap while you do your work and I could give you a massage or something, you definitely need something to relax either way.

>>11343785

Sounds hot. You save her from being a slave, then bam. She turns around and makes you her sex slave.

Almost ironic.

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>>11343798
That sounds... not too bad. I hadn't a massage for so long now that I think about it, and the mayor say he was busy with other stuff today. Ok, I guess you should sit on my chair first.

Where all the lesbos at?

>>11343859
Yeah, I should.
>He pulls out the chair from underneath her desk before sitting on it, leaving room for her to squeeze between him and her work space.
Well here you go, why don't you get yourself properly situated?

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>>11343358

>>11343761
As long as you're not Faye or associated with Faye you might be okay

>>11343870
Avas or anons?

>>11343958
If you're going to be a girl anyway you might as well be an ava, there are plenty of normal girls to be.

>>11343928
Seconding this

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>>11343892
Oh, this looked better in my imagination but this is good too.
>She slowly moves her as down to his lap, a bit afraid of sitting on someone's lap. Her ass finally reaching his lap, her ass was very squishable and kind of big. Her face blushes a bit when she finally sit on it.
O-Ok, time to work!
>She grabs one of the ton of papers she had on her desk, and a pen that was next to it and starts to work.
>>11343932
(I think faye's a cool dude, but we never interact)

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>>11343358

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>Statue of Liberty ava never

>>11343870
Hopefully in the reeducation camps with the other queer degenerates.

this is the ERP thread right?

>>11344258
Yeah, whats it to ya?

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>>11343358

>>11344258
It is supposed to be, unfortunately actual erp is rare nowadays. Mostly it's shitposters looking for someone to insult in attempts to feel powerful.

>>11344258
It's the remnants of what used to be /erp/

>>11344258
No, this is the DMG and Paul thread.

>the eternal "/erp/ is shit now excuse me while I don't erp" jerk
where the futas at

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>>11344444
W I T N E S S E D

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>>11344179
I mean I like green girls but that's a stretch

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>>11344444
My quints of truth compell y'all to start fucking erping
girldick optional

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>>11343358

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>>11344494
If only you liked replies.

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>>11344444
Quints of Truth!
Here's a futa pic for you.

>>11344369
>>11344390
>>11344417
Damn, I was gonna come over and pretend like I wanted to fuck on an /hg/ dare but... I'd honestly feel bad.
Good luck with your community lads.

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>>11344444
I only have KLK futas

>>11339766
PRAISE BE TO MY SCUMDOG OVERLORDS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHJB2wgB1-I

>>11344590
why is it always tumblr games
why can't the furries or the dudes that wanna fuck the loud house chicks ever try le ebin troleing

>>11344590
It's a stretch to call this place a community nowadays, but thanks.

>>11344508
I'm down to ERP but I prefer my females without a dick.
Doesn't look like there are any chicks around at all though

>>11344600
.....Do you have any Ragyo?

>>11344610
Because we hate the rest of /trash/ almost as much as we hate ourselves.

>>11344630
It's only natural to hate /trash/ though, seeing as it's furfag central.

Where my lurkers at?

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>>11344712

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>>11344604
HAIL
ODERUS

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>>11344627
Ragyo machine broke, I got Satsuki though

What the fuck is this thread right now

>>11344773
.. More Satsuki?

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>>11344773
>>11344600
Don't stop.

>>11344805
A shadow of what /erp/ was.

>>11344773
Delet this shit

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>>11344821
>>11344847
Okay

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>>11344888
why

>>11344871
The last thread was pretty gud. I almost couldn't find this thread cause of the god awful opening post. How about we leave openers to 000 or competent anons?

>>11344773
Fuck. I'll still take it.

>>11344922
Are you that incompetent at using a fucking computer?

>>11344904
>You'll never be mating pressed by Satsuki

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>>11345014
Ryuko's doing the mating press there but I can sympathize with your plight

>>11345046
I can dream.. I can dream.

>>11345046
>She'll never put you in a girl's no-star uniform and declare you to be her personal cocksleeve

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>>>>>>futa

Eh, passable fetish.

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Anyone here interested in a piece of dreemshade hunter ass? I hunt dreemshades and I'll let you cum inside!

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>>11345131
Again, kill yourself. Both you and the real Mitsuki are low-effort cancer.

>>11345131
The fuck are you doing? Get your filthy hands out of Mitsuki.

>>11345076
>>>>>>>>>>le memesword
Eh, shit-tier poke.

>>11345131
Just look at me with disdain.

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>>11345076
>>11345159
I am your shadow, fight me.

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>>11345159
I am the real Mitsuki! I hunt dreemshades!

>>11345162
I'll let you put anything you want inside me!

>>11345171
>looks at you with disdain
(was that rp okay? I hope I didn't offend anyone. Did I rp alright? Please rate my rp!)

>>11345201
Get your soul out of that body, Mitsuki would never do this.

>>11345069
Wouldn't a "no-star uniform" just be a normal school uniform?

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>>11345168
Nobody asked for your opinion.
>nobody asked for yours either
I don't give a shit.
>>11345179
Ew, an edgelord.
>>11345201
Still cancer.

>>11345243
>it's okay if I'm a hypocrite if I point it out
Swordfags everybody

>>11344922
That's Kurisu for you.

>>11344176
Someone was going to pick her up

>>11345241
The implication was that it would be a demotion but yeah pretty much.

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>>11345255
Touché.
But again, I'm only here to shitpost so make of that what you will.

>>11345293
I like you. You're up front and honest. We need more like you.

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>>11345293
As if that wasn't already readily apparent.

>>11345316
>I'm only here to shitpost
>You're up front and honest
???
Shitposting usually involves exaggerating your feelings about a subject to get (You)s.

>>11345201
>shoves a finger up your pink
>shoves another one up your stink
Surprise

POST BOOBS!

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>>11345316
I mean, if you say so.
>>11345321
Hey, you can read too.
>>11345364
Sorry, but I'm not relevant enough yet for that. Maybe once I get autistic enough for people to actually acknowledge me.

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>>11345393

>>11345201
Get the fuck out of here while you can.

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It's been a while, huh?

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...Is Sponty here?

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>>11345393

>>11345455
It been a really long while! Who are you again?

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>>11345455
No, it hasn't. Crawl back to whatever shithole you came out of.

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>>11345393
>>You'll never be mating pressed by Satsuki

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>>11345480
~

>>11345498
Always nice to see you guys haven't changed.

>>11345364
Exactly, the people who pretend that there's anything of worth in these threads but shitposting are the most dishonest people around.

>>11345508
Wish I could be fugged by that if it weren't for the fact that it's paul

>>11345522
Why are you still here, then?

>>11345469
Hi, Anonymoo. Feeling better?

We need Morrigan back into the threads

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>>11345508
>you'll never write a reply
>you'll never write a starter
>you'll still bitch about no erps

>>11345550
The F-List thread can be slow going.

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>>11345511
Exactly. Now leave.

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>>11345558
(Yeah. What's your pleasure?)

>>11345564
>Giving it a (You)
Honestly worse than him

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Pizza delivery!

>>11345589
So is /vp/ that boring that you need to go into the trashcan Swordbro?

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>>11345508
Oh didn't even realize the greentext autocopied in what I had highlighted

>>11345531
>>11345564
Ignore the ywn meme shit, I was just boobposting

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>>11345626
boobpost without the whining and we cool lad

>>11345511
Have a discord?

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>>11345589
But I just got back!

>>11345652
Do I?

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>>11345621
Hi Paul. Guess again.
And /vp/ has always been shitty anyway.

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>>11343358
I'm working on this folder right now

>>11345681
>gives Rikka headpats

>>11345681
What girls did you play other than the chuuni? Though petting the chuuni sounds nice either way

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>>11345648
No I mean I literally didn't mean to post that, It was just highlighted, and whenever you open a reply window with shit highlighted it automatically quotes it in greentext

Nibba I don't even watch that anime

>>11345684
>Calling an anon that posted 29 seconds before me me
Swordbro you idiort

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>>11345681
That doesn't change the fact that you should leave.
>>11345711
>what is a 4chan pass
Only (You) thought I was Swordbro.

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>>11345711
No I mean shut up and just post the fucking boobs period

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>>11345701
>She pouts at first, but quickly nuzzles into them.

>>11345735
Maybe you're right, swordboy.

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>>11345703

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>>11343358
Saeko from HoTD, but as a futa.

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>>11345592
(Booty worship anon. I'm just waiting to see if Sponty/Purgy comes by to fill my butt.)

>>11345753
Are you going to add Rias to your card? You did a good job with her.

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>>11345737
I mean the way things are going now, I'm contributing more than you are, right, Faye's little pet?

>>11345753

>Esdeath

Oh, baby...

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>>11345777
I would, but I'd have to remake the whole thing.

>>11345753
Damn there was a Hina I always wanted to play with. That must have been you

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>>11345735
>Buying a pass for a board that lets you post again in 30 seconds
Truly swordbro isn't this stupid

>>11345794
not kidding, best Esdeath I've ever seen

>>11345783
Faye's been gone for like. 4 days. Get over it cuck.

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>>11345750
I mean, you probably still have a chance to go out there and get a life, unlike me.

>>11345804
Redpill me on Swordbro

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>>11343358

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>>11345804
>implying you aren't autistic enough to do such a thing

>>11345795
Well, just adding (Also Rias) at the bottom would work to for less effort. I was just worried you dropped the Semen milking demon before I could cum on her

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>>11345783
>didn't even know it was Faye until after the fact
cry harder cuccboi

>>11345753
Oh, I remember that old ass Yozora session I was doing with you. Good times.

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>>11345819
>>>/vp/33439794
Most of his replies are just him linking is own post to someone taking requests

weapons grade autism

>>11345840
nibba if I wanted to HIGH SPEED shitpost I'd just grab my phone

>>11345851
>Didn't know who someone was until after they revealed who they were
What did he mean by this?

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>>11345817
I don't have a life.

>>11345841
I'd be bothered by the fact that I hadn't given Rias a special hexagon part every time I'd post my card then. I'll create a new one... some day.

>>11345860
That was like, what, a year ago? Two?

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>>11345880
>not doing that
Git gud.
>>11345900
Well, now that makes two of usm

>>11345900
I know you'll find time to do it eventually. I do agree with the other anon that your old Yozora stuff is amazing. It's cruel to make someone so amazingly lewd when they have so few doujins.

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>>11345880
>y-you're just white knighting the person who's identity had no bearing on the situation!!!!!
literally actually what did he mean by this

>>11345964
Who knows what anything that Paul says means?

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Not a good night?

>>11345987
Any night's a good night if you can ignore the shitposting and find a partner.

>>11345900
Close to a year at this point. Wasn't here long enough for it to be two.

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>>11345987
What does it look like?

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>>11346001
True. Wanna fuck?

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>>11345987
No, I wouldn't say it was. Maybe in the next hour when things boil down. Then again, I'm just waiting for someone.

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>>11345987
It's a terrible night

>>11346041
There is no boiling down you fool. There's always going to be some idiot shitting up the thread. Always, from now till it's just that one guy shitting on himself. You just have to put your feelers out for someone who isn't shit, and there are people who aren't.
Gotta remind people they aren't alone, and that there are people still rp'ing

>>11346041
That cute anime girl speaks the truth.

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>>11345914
Wanna make out?

>>11345922
Y-You don't have to flatter me like that to get a session with me, you know?

>>11346003
Neither was I, now I come to think of it. I'm getting there, though.

>>11346148
Cool thumbnail furfag.

>>11346148
MOOOOOOOOOT!!!

>>11346148

Oh those wacky image glitches...

So, are you the one who played Rias about a month ago?

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>>11346041
Best luck waiting for that guy. Or... "girl with a thingie"

>>11346148
Maybe I just like hearing you stutter. It feels more like "flirt with Rikka" than "Give Rikka a cum shower" time anyway. I'd still love a Yozora blowjob or a Rias milking if you're into either of those two tonight.

>>11346147
>>11346149

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>>11346148
>making out with a sword
Even I know that's a bad idea.

>>11346148
Hey, same here. It's close to my one year anniversary but I probably won't have anyone to celebrate with.
I'd suggest trying to pick the session backup but I feel like it's lost some momentum after all this, it may be better to start from scratch.

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>>11346171
>>11346177
D-Don't....

>>11346182
Yes! I'm that Rias.

>>11346191
I'm not sure, I was just thinking about saying hello. Maybe though, we'll see~

>>11346233
With "making out", I meant "stab me in the throat and end it".

>>11346251
Do you remember who you played? I had a bunch of sessions going as Yozora.

>>11346277

Neat. You were great at playing Rias.

>>11346277
Just came in to say hi? I have to say I'm surprised to hear such pure intentions~

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>>11346277
But who will kill me if I kill you first?

>>11346290
>implying Rikka isn't great at playing everything

>>11346185
Show milky tits

>>11346342

Sadly, I have only had the pleasure of meeting his Rias.

Although I'd love for Esdeath to beat me down and make me her slave someday...

>>11346277
I remember it was her and a random fellow talking in a library during lunch break. She asked if he masturbated then said he had a small dick and he got mad at her.
Not much happened after that.

>>11346368
*her

>>11346388

Oh. Sorry, I just assume everyone here is male.

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>>11346185
I don't think they're coming, unfortunately. It'll be okay. I'm just browsing regardless. You wouldn't know any girls with cocks, would you?
>Knows full well

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>>11346290
Y-You can really stop your flattery, It'll get you nowhere.

>>11346299
Hey! I'm not THAT much of a slut.

>>11346301
I'm sure you can find someone.

>>11346369
Oh, I sort of remember that. Geez, that really was ages ago.

>>11346301
You need to find that special someone who knows their way around a knife. Or a sword, as it were.

>>11346458
Who you waiting for?

>>11346518
Psst, they want dickgirls.

>>11346476
You aren't that much of a slut. But no one comes here to just say hi. Now who did you want to get fucked the most? Maybe there's even something you want done in particular~

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>>11346518
Sponty. Or more accurately, Purgy.
>>11346527
What they said.

>>11346476
Right? I was digging that session a lot, plus your Yozora was top-tier too.
Figured it was a lost cause when you vanished though.

QUICK
ANDY'S COMING

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>>11346476
B-but I thought we had something.
>>11346513
You think you're pretty clever, don't you?

See you around, fags. Have a cute girl for your trouble.

>>11346553
They usually show up pretty late at night, so...

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>>11346581

>stops moving

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>>11346591
They said they would try to get here a little earlier today. But I can wait. I can wait all night...

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>>11346529
I-I didn't! I just....just came to say hello. I swear.

>>11346568
Mmm, I stuck around for a while on Discord and in email, but threads got a little too much for me.

>>11346581
>turns into a fuckdoll

>>11346588
We did! You were going to kill me, and it was going to be beautiful.

>>11346616
O B S E S S E D.

I heard people like to suck dick here!

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>>11346581
>In a panic, the Shy-Doll stops and drops- and by heavens, did she *drop!* Her two plastic legs were just spread wide open! So far, in fact, it started to give her a really bad cramp. Hopefully someone would wind her up again, but that'd be heavy wishful thinking.

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>>11346637
Nah, I've got nothing better to do. I've watching Fist of the North Star to pass the time.

>>11346667
>This is considered good enough to be on the list

>>11346653
So you came because you like to suck dick too?

>>11346673
>This is considered good enough

>>11346667
What the fuck are you doing Asswhore

>>11346628
An equal parts beautiful and perverted girl like you came to just say hi? Maybe you should show me your panties to prove you aren't wet~

>>11346689
>This is considered good

>>11346699
>This is considered