HG - Hunger Games
Post spooky music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvPltYhBzY
>>11339121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGAvaUZOqXc
>>11339129
just shorten it to "Suz x Ahri x Astaroth"
>>11339132
agreed
just know that you've gotten fuckin heaps better tho
>>11339121
https://youtu.be/og9qvicsmCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui4ddir8Pvg
We need a HG timeline
Repost
>>11339123
I guess, but. Yuno worked hard for it and people went apeshit on him when it was me who made a dangerous predecent.
>>11339124
I won a game while fighting in a different faction than my own. A moment of autistic RP sprung up in me when the leader of said faction showed up, claimed the victory as ''her'' work and started to boss my ava around. And then my ava gave the victor's points away to The Freebirds (Her original faction) as a way of showing that the leader overstepped their bounds.
>>11339121
I'll do you one better
https://youtu.be/2GjC2QhMZBQ
>>11339156
it is only a game son, everything's alright
we're not going to die from shitposting you know
>>11339121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjqAADShE4
>>11339128
Wait, you're not talking about me when you talk about Subaru going gay? I know what you're thinking, "if you think that applies to you then doesn't it sort of apply to you?" but that isn't right at all, that's most certainly incorrect. It's just a curiosity is all. Honestly. Is that the vibe we give off?
>>11339121
This guy makes the creepiest stuff I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrhgJ72QZ98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXnt2Z2D1E
>>11339121
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUVOCmUzEYs
>2018fags are going to be a thing soon
Hold me lads
>>11339220
WHAT
>>11339230
>>11339225
>tfw your third birthday with HG is coming up
help
>>11339236
AWH SWEET! The kids will love this! We'll be racking in the sales!
>>11339258
furries will love it too ya big furry
>>11339237
>Your fourth birthday with HG is coming up
End it all.
>>11339266
You do realize he killed a furry for their fur, right?
Who should I shitpost today
>>11339274
(You)
>>11339273
Doesn't make him not a furry
that just makes his high on the food chain of furries
>>11339266
I'M NOT A DAMN FURRY I'M A SPORTS ENTERTAINER.
>>11339121
https://youtu.be/--D89gXxI-w
>>11339274
Here, let me help you.
>>11339282
You can be both, y'know
just look at sonicfox
>>11339284
Rolling
>>11339284
>Obviously isn't inkling's
Why bother posting?
>>11339284
rolling for worst person in HG
>>11339282
https://youtu.be/PSvOzJWaVXs
>>11339294
it's the latest updated rollchart
>>11339294
Another thirsty mitsuki beta orbiter
>>11339284
>putting your ava by yourself
kek
>>11339302
>Actually, there should be a new chart soon. I asked her to put my ava on.
>>11339304
Priority to nufags, jaded oldfag.
>>11339286
You. Do NOT mention that HACK in the same breath as me.
>>11339297
OOOOOOOH MMMMMYYYYY GOD!
How's my Joey Styles impression?
>>11339318
Good!
>>11339284
Remove Tupac for Ultron
>>11339310
Fuck off tryhard
>>11339318
He's not a hack, Sonicfox could kick your ass, Baeowolf
>>11339284
You should remove every oldfags for nufags except for the first row, as they're the only notable oldfags.
>>11339284
>no Booker
shit roll chart
>>11339332
Fuck off 'Fuck off tryhard' tryhard
>>11339284
Who the fuck is that pokemon shit?
>>11339345
I'D LOVE to see him try! I'll lay the hurting DOWN on that, flist loving, furaffinity searching, Erron Black maining,candy ass!
>>11339365
PAR refugee
>>11339359
He's on there, as 02.
PROJECT AUTISM
Ahri
Suz and Ahri meet while in the arena and bond over the fact that they're both lesbians. All is good until Astaroth swoops in to steal Ahri from Suz, their synergy as semen demons too overwhelming for Ahri to be able to commit to her relationship. She expresses grief as Suz becomes more distant and tries to maintain a relationship between them, but Suz ultimately goes her separate way. Numerous pastors come to celebrate the union between Fox Demon and Semen Demon. A holy union if there ever was one.
Alfred
Alfred and Muffet bond after he purchases a donut from her. They start speaking to each other in different languages and trust me, it's really erotic. Erotic enought to cause the two to start flirting togehter and holy shit he's kissing a spider. I mean. They're both kinda hot, so why not? The relationship is most likely over after Muffet's disapperance.
Alfred meets a snake girl named Kiyohime after running her over. To make up for it, they go and eat McDonalds together. Sick of waiting in the drive-thru, Kiyohime leaves the car and roasts the occupants of the car infront of them with her fire breathe, then steals her food for her and Alfred to share. Telling him she has his scent, Kiyohime leaves the car.
Magic tutoring from Rubick (probably discontinued given how rarely they're in a thread together). Together, they try and freeze a glass of water.
Sexual tension between him and Youmu rises after sharing numerous shipping events. The tension appears to have been difused though, with Alfred giving Youmu a black bow to make up for all the awkwardness.
This is how I'm handling it so far. Should I go with the synopsis angle I'm going, or make it brief and just have stuff like "Suz x Ahri - Astaroth cucks Suz and steals Ahri from her."
https://soundcloud.com/shelboy/shelboy-dimensions-original-mix-1
>Original Mix
>>11339284
I miss Marisafag
>>11339379
This is good. Keep it up like this.
>>11339383
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>11339371
>Erron-black maining
you do know he switched to alien
right?
>>11339383
She'd be a better Asuka than hoshi ever was.
>>11339379
Go with the angle you have now. You want episode synopsis to be descriptive, but not so sparse you have no idea what's going on.
>>11339379
Make it brief
>>11339395
He plays Captain Cold now
>>11339395
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO HE MAINS. He needs to take that tail out before I take it out for him!
>Honestly stopped watching MK competitive once I realized it's ONLY Sonicfox. It's just not fun to watch.
>>11339379
One of the sweetest love story ever written down, for sure
>>11339284
>My old ava was removed
It was time
>>11339416
I was talking about MKX
>>11339421
Hey, at least it's injustice 2 now
and sonicfox actually didn't win
And he would kick your ass
he's fucking black, he wont even need to take his power limiters off
>>11339425
Don't worry it's not Inkling's edit
>>11339379
Do Craig. Do Subaru.
>>11339431
People like him don't beat people like me in the business.
.. I meant black people.
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S A RACE JOKE, OWN UP TO IT HUNTER.
>>11339284
>furry porn only in because of Fyxe
Delet
>>11339464
Furry porn was Nito and crab nigga
>>11339469
So why not put Nito or Crab nigga
>>11339482
Because it's the most recognizable ava that is being put, not your first.
>>11339498
Can it be both
>>11339498
then why is aussa not aussa
dummy
>>11339526
Because aussa asked for fluorette to be in instead of Aussa
Same for Yuno and Lum
Same for Hoshi and master cera
>>11339525
>taking two spots
no
>>11339541
I mean your most recognizable ava is your first ava
>washer sounds like a jet engine powering up when in the spin cycle
send help
>>11339498
>Uh-huh.
>>11339558
>I mean your most recognizable ava is your first ava
Not always.
Aussa's first ava was Lambda
Star's first ava was Pogba
Suz was Sunset
>>11339558
like red and ditto
>>11339671
>Sunset
>not recognizable
look at this newfag
>>11339668
Sorry Zer0 but the majority still call you Asgore.
You can ask Inkling to change it on the rollchart though.
>Aikawa's first awa was Aikawa
>>11339689
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>>11339689
>>11339689
Here's your daily intake. Now fuck off.
>>11339702
>overdoses
>>11339689
Kys useless faggot
>>11339683
>Not the most recognizable =/= not recognizable
>>11339702
>>11339707
>acknowledging it exists
You only have to be nice to the IT guys when you want something fixed. Just ignore it.
>>11339707
>waaaaa im not useless i made outdated tools so that means you have to tolerate my autistic thirst
>>11339659
Stop using secret Korean weapons technology in your fucking washer then.
>>11339719
>HG customizer
>Outdated
>Event manager
>Outdated
:/
GIME ME MORE (You)s
kys Ringabel
>>11339734
Didn't you just overdose? Is that a wise thing? I don't know if we should feed your addiction...
>>11339734
Here's your (you) awawa
Did you remember to follow the damn train today?
>>11339747
I can handle it! More!
>>11339748
more!
>>11339737
I hope you realize that a lot more people than just Ringabel don't like Aikawa
>>11339757
Oh FUCK I knew there was something I was forgetting today
>>11339747
No, the trap is right! Push yourself to the maximum, break your limits!
You only live once after all.
>>11339734
>Takes out the (you) faucet
>opens it
>>11339734
>>11339734
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>>11339558
People enjoy Jim Ross more imo.
>>11339686
>There's been way too many versions already for me to bother at this point. I just wish people would forget about the stupid goat.
>>11339774
Was she talking to you?
>>11339775
Considerably.
Pokemon avas are shit, bro. Shit.
>>11339780
I liked the stupid goat
>>11339774
>intakes all the (you)s and fucking dies
>>11339786
No, but she's my friend
>>11339771
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, ANON.
>>11339786
kys yosuke
>finished sonic's story in sonic mania
>finished knuckles' story in sonic mania
Should I start Tails' story?
>>11339758
If that is what you wish... Please do not die.
>>11339774
The trap? But Aikawa is a beautiful girl!
>Ahri grabs Aikawa and hugs her tightly.
She isn't meant to ensnare animals of the forest for hunters to take down!
>>11339796
nice rp
>>11339794
>catches your soul
>puts it in an empty pickle jar
>adds it to my collection at the "gay souls" section
>>11339800
That's probably juncuck being jealous of their ship instead of yosuke
This is much more of an undertaking than I thought it would be. I worked on Craig for the anon but got tired before I could finish him. I don't even wanna know how much Subaru stuff there's gonna be, but I'll endure it. Until then: too long? Should I cut back a bit?
https://pastebin.com/iV9e62uT
>>11339791
>You and quite a few others. Read between the lines, he was a shit ava.
>>11339901
>tfw the neighborhood succubus will never eat your soul
>>11339794
>>11339881
W-what did I say?
>Ahri now clutches the body of Aikawa and cries dramatically to the heavens, rain falling around them.
>A passing man comes by and hands her an oscar for 'Best Preformance'
>>11339918
what's that
>>11339918
what the fuck is this
>>11339919
Hindsight's always 20/20. Good work, Asswhore.
>>11339918
>skeleton god
His name is BONE GOD, you filthy SKIN WEARER
>>11339918
where the FUCK is alfred x garma on there
>>11339899
Thank you, I worked for a thousand of years to get a tongue as slick and smooth as mine.
>>11339881
>Astaroth puts her hand on her face, letting out a chuckle that could be translated, in a greentext as...
>">She doesn't know"
Yes, of course! Aikawa is a... Delicious little girl. I fear that she might have not listened you however.
But heh, better die young and beautiful than old in a bed.
>>11339921
This could be arranged anon. Are you tasty?
Most faceless men wouldn't even count as "fast food"
>>11339918
>SHOULD I CUT IT BACK
Hahaha
No.
>>11339932
>>11339944
see
>>11339066
>>11339957
I-it's a work in progress
>>11339958
It'll be there.
>>11339918
I will turn Craig into a good skeleton one day, I won't give up!
>>11339959
Hey! I'm the only one who consumes souls on a silver platter with a side of onions here, laddeh!
I want a HG version of pic related
>>11339959
>Ahri sobs weakly, also holding the random oscar she was given.
>It's clear that no, she doesn't know the truth about Aikawa.
Aikawa was young, and beautiful. She didn't deserve this! Why did she have to die?
>Another oscar is set next to her.
>>11339988
Oh.
An orc.
Shouldn't you be raping elves or something?
Besides, I'm only interested in high quality souls, you can have the trash that dwells here if you want.
Onions are delicious though.
>this sudden cancer flare
Christ I hate weekends.
>>11339979
more items you could put on there:
iiya x aizawa
haru x ash
kaito x paula
>>11339997
PS you can divide the US into the 50 seperate states because of the US majority in HG
>>11340022
ya cause you came in here
>>11340040
roasted
>>11340011
First off I'm an ogre, blind succubus. Second, I ain't here for the bottom of the barrel souls, I'm looking for high class, a 'gourmet meal' if you will. And I didn't transcend all this way here just to have you think you're entitled to them.
>>11340045
thanks and also suck me off
>>11340069
>sucks you off
>>11340022
You should go back to your Chemo buddy. Only thing that's gonna help by this point.
>>11340003
Heh. I wouldn't worry too much about her (him).
He'll probably come back as a Zombie or something (cute zombie girls are quite popular nowadays you know)
I wish he wouldn't though, what would Monochrome do without their thirsty for their leader?
>She didn't even realize Ahri was acting, the kitsune is "THAT" good. The oscars popping up should be a good indication that something was up, but Astaroth is too oblivious to care about anything but herself
>>11340080
thanks mate
>>11340048
Oh I see...
And... how do you plan to seduce them into giving their souls, big boy? Maybe you're aiming for the subby little boys or the sugar daddy girls.
No one else would settle for an obese ogre when I'm around.
>>11339959
Like a 5-star buffet
>>11340137
A *real* californian 5-star buffet, or a suburbian east coast 5-star buffet?
>>11340092
He? Him? But Aikawa is a developing girl!
>She stands up quickly, dropping the trap rather unceremoniously.
>If this was a comedy sitcom, there'd be a laugh track.
If they didn't have their leader... Maybe they'd be willing to give their land to the faction which is CLEARLY the best one out there.
Gals being-- W-wait! Pandemonium!
>>11340120
Oh you bettah take that back about me weight! I could devour more people's spirits in a hour than you could in a fortnight, you narcissistic demon. And I don't take souls by being a bimbo slut, I trick people into giving me them, brains over lust my succubus friend.
>>11340151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtksEHYtK4
>>11340198
>The Laugh Track plays on a slight delay, but works with the second joke she made, so it works out in the end!
>OH YOU! Will be back after these messages!
>>11340151
You betcha! Gals being p- Wait what?!
>Astaroth's outfit suddenly change to that of a nun thanks to the executive producers aboves. People want and need fanservice in their fox and succubus hijinks.
>The demon falls on the ground.
Are you... Are you pulling an Astaroth on me?
>(translator's note: "pulling an astaroth" means "cheatin"
>Her eyes widens.
Reigen...
It's Reigen, right?
You've fallen for the ginger travestite look! Don't lie!
>>11340148
New York City high society.
>>11340174
Alright care to show me your little collection then?
Surely you can't beat mine
>A coveniently placed curtains falls down, revealing a lot of pickle jars
>One contains the soul of a NEET moe angel (gabu)
>Another the one of a guillible ninja girl
>A dozen of thirsty anon
>Aikawa
Yours? Don't tell me you don't let your soul age, before eating them? It's like Wine!
>>11340253
That Aikawa soul is a fake.
Germans do not have souls.
>>11340252
>She licks her lips.
Hmm... Alright, I believe you.
How do you want it to go? You kill yourself and I catch it, I rip it out of your body? You sign a contract?
I'm not picky
>>11340264
What?!
Surely you're joking!
>She opens the Aikawa's pickle jar
>Indeed!
>It was a trap!
>>11340229
>Ahri assumes a stance, putting her hand by her mouth as she lets out a loud cackle.
>It appears she has a thing for men dressed as women?
So you've finally figured out my plan! I was on their side the whole time!
And you're right, I am pulling an Astaroth on you, BECAUSE I AM HER-- w-wait... That can't be right.
>The kitsune blinks, then holds a hand out to the demon.
Okay... I apologize. I can't keep that Charade up. I'm Pandemonium through and though. And the two of us together will retake the map!
Who wants to go on...AN ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE?
>>11340253
I think of it more like a fine cheese with my collection.
>Shrek brings out a massive spherical jar with the label 'Delinquents of the 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life' cult' on it
The time of feasting on these babies is nigh, mind having a sample of 'Chateau de Dreck'?
>>11340283
>wakes up
ugh, I have a headache now...
Oh.
Nobody does.
Nevermind.
>>11340289
>Matt crawls out the alley he passed out in last night
Yeah I'm game
>>11340285
>The biggest revelation of "Me and the devil blues" has been revealed! Ahri is actually Astaroth!
>It may sound like a lot of bullshit a hack writer might write to keep the viewers but there is a reasonable explanation
>Astaroth is simply Suz from the future after she's sold her soul to the devil, trading her guns for unlimited sex-appeals, and she's come to the past to win the heart of Ah-
>Oh wait no, Ahri was just joking.
H-Huh... Don't make me freak out like that Ahri, for some weird reason that I can explain, I believe everyone of your words...
Yeah, let's paint the mono shitters red with blood
>>11340289
>>11340297
>Being the greedy hypocrite she is, Astaroth instantly change her opinion of Shrek from "Green obese ogre" to "Classy ogre of taste"
Sure thing.
May, just watch them squim and scream inside this thing. I can't wait to put my lips onto them
>>11340303
>She pokes the trap with a stick
Hey.
Wake up.
You owe me a pickle jar, I spilled all the content of one for you, and I've gotten nothing
>>11340316
You never got rid of your guns, you got bigger ones.
>>11340289
I do
>>11340289
Sure. Why not?
>>11340316
>That i CAN'T explain*
>Every one of your words*
>>11340092
>>11340151
>>11340316
>angry robotic screeching can be heard in the distance
>>11340344
Oh yeah?
This is pretty deep...
>>11340356
Aren't you supposed to be dead Suz?
Was your soul digitalized into a robot?
>>11340342
>Shrek carefully reaches into the jar to take out a soul of high caliber. He puts it in a cocktail and proceeds to put in 2 parts tears of the youth and one part gin before serving it in a glass with a lemon garnish.
Here, it's has a soul that is in it's prime, careful though, he can be a little difficult to get down.
>>11340342
Nope I don't, gotta go!
>>11340356
>Registeel?
>>11340380
>>11340372
>>11340384
>>11340316
Ah, Are my charms just -that- good? My my! I've collected more souls and power than I thought! I'm recovering faster than expected. I can't wait to fly our flag from sea to Shining sea.
>She chortles darkly, tails flickering behind her with excitement.
We'll rule this land together, Astaroth. Can you imagine it?
>>11340307
Well I hadn't answered because I assumed you hated me! I was planning to enter anyway.
>>11340356
What is that sound? Is...Is that Suz? Did she become a cyborg? That sounds pretty cool. She's part gun now!
>>11340381
Don't come back.
>>11340360
That's what she said.
>>11340411
Don't listen to this anon
>>11340380
My, Thank you. I'd give you a vodka but I fear it will taste like garbage compared to...
>She takes the time to savour the taste of the beverage
... That high quality worshipping soul. It's almost as if I could hear it sing "Shrek is love, Shrek is life".
>She wishes people would do that for her but doesn't let it slip
Have a good one
>She swallows the delicious spirit
>>11340389
>pats Merak
>Glad to see you still kicking
Oh. It's just the oversized Monochrome microwave...
>>11340381
I won't forget this trappy, be sure of that
>>11340428
You're a lucky boy then.
Keep it going anon.
>>11340390
N-No!
I mean! Yes they are! But don't you ever imply that you're stronger than me, the fact people give you snack and that... You kill more people than me in practically all factions games, doesn't mean anything!
I trust you because of... Something else...
And yeah I can imagine
>A little cloud appears above the demon's head, displaying her though... Oddly enough, the world under Pandemonium isn't that different from her current situation, it's still her sipping a beer with Ahri.
>Alright, okay, it's her sipping a beer with Ahri, and millions of people worshipping her to do so
...I could live in such a world
>>11340390
>[Wild REGISTEEL appeared!]
...
>>11340450
>[ASTAROTH used Taunt!]
¤¤¤
>[REGISTEEL fell for the taunt!]
>((sorry, still haven't killed myself.))
>>11340482
>>11340390
JUST FUCK ALREADY I SWEAR TO SATAN IF YOU COCKBLOCK ASTAROTH I WILL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR FUCKING CORPSE
>>11340502
>Do not
>Astaroth flies over the big metal pokemon, and presses the little buttons on its head.
I wonder how it works though, I have this instant cup noodle I'd like to warm up
>>11340482
Don't imply? So I should be outright with it?
>She smiles playfully.
Well if you want me to tell the world...
>One of her tails snakes around, tickling the underside of the demon's chin.
I shall tell them all that Ahri Ninetails is the TRUE leader of Pandemonium! The Strongest leader!
>Clearly enjoying the slight power trip, she turns and opens her arms wide, smiling brightly.
A girl could get used to this.
>>11340502
Ah! H-hey there! I didn't notice you! How are you today?
>She smiles innocently and cups her hands together, trying her best to look cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbrbUfYSt0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DOgh5yEGcY
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
FIRST WHATEVER
I KNOW THERE WON'T BE MANY OF YOU
NOTHING IS BANNED
>>11340537
Do not...
>As she sees Ahri turning down, she tries to reach for her but falls on the ground. Ahri's tickle on her chin, as soothing as it feels, just add to the injury
DO NOT!
>Ahri's claims echoes throughout the desert arena, but even if there's no one to hear, the words cuts deep. The blue demon knows it, she's simply a good recruiter, Ahri's the real deal. The foxgirl opened a wide road alone to the west while astaoth was busy chilling on the hellish alps.
...
>As she realizes Ahri was only pretending, she feels so dumb and powerless she refuses to embrace her, a pride won't allow it.
T-Tricks like this should be illegals!
>>11340581
Aniki
>>11340581
Jim Ross
>>11340581
Astaroth
>>11339997
>Australia
>perfect english
>Turkey
>skilled
>Spain
>clever
>>11340581
Hal Incandenza
>>11340581
Araragi Karen
>>11340591
>>11340581
>>11340581
Bill Paxton
>>11340587
>>11340591
uh...
>>11340581
Revy
>>11340581
Beowulf
>>11340581
Sephiroth
>>11340581
Steve Albini
>>11340581
Flareon
>>11340581
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
>>11340268
Hmm...I'm ok with wasting the rest of my life away inside you while my soul pours into your body. What do you say?
>>11340581
Matt
>>11340581
Eddy
>>11340581
Sophisto
>>11340581
Billy Joel
>>11340581
Usotsuki
>>11340581
Mung Daal
>>11340581
FYXE
>>11340581
Daddy Assgore
>>11340581
William Wallace
>>11340581
Saber
>>11340529
>[ASTAROTH used Scratch!]
/ / /
>[It's not very effective...]
>>11340543
>[AHRI's Cute Charm!]
□□□
■■■
>[REGISTEEL's Clear Body!]
>>11340581
Registeel
>>11340581
Mr Ral
>>11340581
Popeye
>>11340581
Sliver Queen
>>11340637
>hugs the giant steel pokemon
You're my favorite!
>>11340581
George Washington
>>11340581
Hugh Neutron>>11340581
>>11340581
>>11340581
Jack Septiceye
>>11340581
Star Butterfly
>>11340622
Mhh... Yeah sure let's do i-
Wait a minute.
Is this...
Vore?
>>11340581
Latte
>>11340581
Meeper
>>11340581
King George III
>>11340581
Jeffrey Dahmer
>>11340654
What's the matter? Not so sure about claiming such a delectable soul as mine?
>>11340581
Saturnin
>>11340581
Stephen Hawking
>>11340581
Crendor
>>11340585
>Ahri glances back with a wide smile.
Tricks? What tricks? You helped me. -YOU- did this. I may be strong, but I'm only strong because of you... -Darling-
>Turning back once more, she extends her hand again to help Astaroth up.
As much as I love seeing you on your knees before me, That's a sight we should reserve for the swaths of people we subjugate.
>>11340637
Ah... You're a hard one to read, but you're still cute! I like you!
You should come fight for us, you have room in Pandemonium should Monochrome fall.
>>11340581
Dive Man
>>11340581
"Neon" Deon Sanders
>>11340581
Nicole
>>11340581
Cormac McCarthy
>>11340581
Shrek
>>11340636
EXCALIBAH!
>>11340581
Eric Clapton
>>11340669
>>11340664
>>11340661
>>11340649
>>11340647
>>11340635
>>11340629
>>11340627
>>11340620
>>11340610
>>11340600
>>11340675
>>11340679
>>11340685
What the fuck are you dumbasses doing
>>11340637
Weird... It doesn't seem to work...
Hmm...
Something, you just need to...
>She snaps her fingers, conjuring an oversized mace.
force it a bit!
>She bashes Registeel's head with all her might
>>11340666
Your soul, yes.
But I don't eat flesh, not that kind of flesh as well.
You can leave your empty shell in the garbage bin, I just need your etheral soul
>>11340649
>>11340661
>>11340664
>>11340669
>>11340675
Come the fuck on.
>>11340581
Jon Bon Jovi
>>11340581
Sam the Candyman
CUTOFF
TELL ME WHY
>>11340685
Darryl Strawberry
>>11339284
the gorilla fate is yearning...
>>11340581
Jean Valjean
>>11340637
>>11340693
>Sometimes instead of something*
>>11340581
Vlad Tepes Dracula
>>11340700
Tell me why
Tell me why do this?
>>11340581
Johnny Appleseed
>>11340693
Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt. Okay, kiss me. Suck the soul from my lips, Astaroth...
>>11340581
Seth Rollins
>>11340581
Terrell Davis
>>11340673
>>11340693
>>11340718
>((sorry, I have to go for a while. Thanks for the chit chat though.))
>>11340753
>>11340581
Gary Coleman
>>11340753
No problem! Take care!
>>11340581
Grape Ape
>>11340581
Steve Harvey
>>11340581
Snidely Whiplash
>>11340692
Crashing this plane...
With no survivors...
>>11340581
Don Mattingly
>>11340581
Bozz Scaggs
>>11340673
>This is bad, this is really bad. "Darling"! She said darling! The great (ex) demon general Astaroth won't let herself be turned into a cheesy housewife by some random (beautiful) foxgirl SHE recruited for HER faction
Ahem! Yeah of course! *I* taught you everything and... I just just pretending to be weak to... give you a glimpse of our enemies once you destroy them. You're my little pet project Ahri
>Her tryhard is showing, a lot
>>11340753
>>11340759
>No problem! See you around and take care!
>>11340581
Johnny Dickshot
>>11340581
Al Capone
>>11340581
Gordon
>>11340581
Tim Spooneybarger
Alright, finally done.
>>11340581
Julia Douglas
>>11340581
The Man Known Simply As Charlie McShuck
>>11340581
Norman Greenbaum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI
>>11340848
My fucking sides
>>11340812
>The fox maiden chortles, a sly smirk on her lips once more.
>She enjoyed seeing Astaroth flustered like this, perhaps a little too much.
A pet project gone awry, my dear. I'm too powerful for you to control any longer!
>Her tails rise dramatically.
But I will crush them for us, for... You. To prove myself.
...And to show that Kongou woman that I'm not weak like she thinks I am...
>>11340848
I'm redongo bongo.
>>11340848
I AM 287 POUNDS OF FOLDED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL.
>>11340848
Holy shit. You know I'm going to do this every time you host now, right?
>>11340848
Let's have some -real- fun!
Well, here's the bloodbath.
Come get it.
>>11340887
>An actually bloody bloodbath
Nice
>>11340887
>Adachi allows the rpers and ACTUAL characters to get killed in the bloodbath
It hurts to breathe.
>>11340887
... I didn't want to play anyway
>>11340887
I really hope that nightfall comes during the night or I'll want my money back.
>>11340812
I can fap to this
>>11340910
But avafags are scum.
He's done us all a favour.
...Nah, just kidding.
It's just a coincidence.
>>11340887
I swear my eyes are getting cataracts.
How many people died in the bloodbath? I don't know, I didn't count and I don't care to check.
>>11340927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJChARMz56M
What were the most legendary threads related to HG?
>>11340942
RIP in peace
>>11340942
>Karen tries to make some butterfly knife tricks but the way she's doing them is way too convoluted.
I think I'll need a screwdriver for this.
>>11340957
Every Rigginsmania game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxOBOhRECoo
>>11340887
>I think 20 people died already in the BB.
>>11340957
The wedding.
>>11340862
>The thought of buying a leash for her pet project crosses Astaroth's mind, and is quickly disregarded because the RP is already on verge of turning PG-13
... Don't get cocky now, I'm still the one in charge, I'm simply falling to your tricks because it's funny... Nothing else....
That Kongou girl is irrelevant I think but yeah, I feel you, any wrong opinions should be erased.
Wrong opinions about important people at least
>>11340931
Of course you would.
>>11340957
When Astaroth had the shipping container event. That was a legendary Saturday night. I still remember it fondly.
>>11340990
>She jumps around trying to escape from the freeze gun at all cost with no avail. In just a couple of seconds the freeze beam reaches her and her body starts to freeze up.
COLD, COLD, COLD!
>Until her entire surface is covered with ice, Karen keeps repeating the same words while punching the ice. In the end she ends up completely frozen with her fist about to punch the ice.
>>11340862
>>11341000
You bastards just had to mention me just when I am about to go and attend a social event in real life. This is not stand and my vengeance shall be swift!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4
Knock knock.
>>11341039
Fuck off Goku
>>11341027
>Oh kek, what were the odds?
Oh you were hiding? Yeah sure your "vengeance" whatever. I'll be waiting.
>Have fun!
>>11341027
>I-I'm sorry! Have fun!
>>11341000
>Checked
Because it's funny? Or maybe it's because of something else? What is it Astaroth? What secrets are you hiding?
>She stares straight away at the demon, taking a deep breath before she speaks in a low tone.
Search your feelings... You know them to be true...
>>11341021
RP with me please
>>11341047
Fuck off cirno
>>11340581
Dancing Han Solo from Star Wars Kinect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc
>>11340957
Junko's sperg on HGA
>>11341084
Palpatine dancing is 500 times better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzr9MF7KlEw
>>11341112
I shoulda kept trying to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGfDW1wY6N0
>>11341074
...
What are you trying to do Ahri?
Do I pay you to be an armchair psychologist? Well, I don't even pay you to begin with... but still! I know what's inside my mind! pure unadulterated hubris and sex-appeal!
>She grows weak in the knees as Ahri looks away... She's not even sure if the foxgirl is genuine or not anymore. And too prideful (afraid) to do anything that could push the situation fowards.
S-Shut up....
Rememember when Hoshi was to based?
Guys, guess what
>>11341153
You finally got laid?
>>11341100
HOLD THE PHONE I REMEMBER THAT
>>11341153
>>11341179
I'm never roleplaying with you again. That fucking hurts you know.
I remember when Junko tried to take credit for the /sanc/ leak but he didn't actually do a thing.
>>11341191
They weren't wrong tho
>>11341198
Sorry. It was a wild guess, you seemed so happy.
So what it is, then?
>pets
>>11341179
Ahri
Yu very prety woman
Open bob
Show vegene pliz
>>11341179
BITCH LASAGNA
>>11341221
Are you drunk anon?
Ahri is the red one, I'm blue.
And back off.
>>11341227
Fyxe
Plz open vegene
I kiss ur vegene all day u very like
>>11341251
Stop breaking the immersion you idiot! The ratings are gonna fall down if you keep going
>jumps back in her blue demon costume
>>11341264
Suz
I please u with my one foot long penus
U will be happy
>>11341149
>Ahri blinks in confusion.
Do... you actually want me to shut up or...?
>Her ears droop sadly.
I.. I'm sorry Astaroth, I didn't mean to upset you. I thought you liked theatrics, I thought that'd what you wanted? I was just trying to have fun.
>>11341278
>He knows I'm actually Suz
SHUT IT DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xFttJAKajA
>>11341264
>Well, that just happened before your very eyes.
>>11341205
Urk... damn it. I-I... shouldn't have taken those two lightly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgDgTzDlSpE
>>11341371
Remember kids, rape is never the anwser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZfItlZG97Q
>Sitting down minding my own business.
>Suddenly what to Ava Bill Cipher.
I hate my mind.
>>11341414
What a fierce child she is... probably can learn a thing or two.
>Not to mention I gotta deliver this bad boy... sleep buffs are infuriating.
>>11341376
What if the question is "What's the word for forced intercourse without consent?"?
>>11341323
>>11341281
>Something came up, i'll reply in 10-ish mins
Placements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3yPdAAV38
The end.
>>11341430
It's called a struggle snuggle, anon
>>11341414
>>11341449
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host out of contractual necessity.
>>11341435
That's fine, that gives me time to work on the reply.
>>11341414
>Congrats Usotsuki.
>>11341449
>Thanks for hosting, Dach.
>>11341414
>Congrats on the win Uso!
>>11341449
>And thank you Adachi.
>>11341414
Congratulations!
>>11341449
Well.. Thank you for hosting none the less.
>>11341435
>(I hope everything is okay! Take care of it first!)
>>11341450
That's two words.
>>11341458
Is that Star if she were human?
Post em
>>11341482
I'm not making a shipping chart but thanks
>>11341489
it's better than rate charts at least
Could HG beat a Dyson Sphere?
>>11341497
You're not wrong.
>>11341458
This is scarily relatable.
>got to do important shit
>get stressed out over it
>spend the day playing vidya
Roll and stuff.
>>11341414
>>11341449
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Uso!
>>11341506
you aren't a very strong minded person
>>11341472
>Nope!
>Well, kinda actually.
>It's her creator, Daron Nefcy.
>Star is based off of her so you can say that she's a human Star.
>>11341506
>#relatable
>She makes little comics like that a lot.
>>11341482
this is 100% canon as of right now
>>11341525
SAY IT AGAIN DUMB BITCH
I DARE YOU
SAY IT AGAIN
>>11341547
>Me and star
???
>>11341547
You mean MINE is canon, right?
>>11341547
>Ahri and Asgore
What
>>11341558
>>11341566
It's canon
deal with it
>>11341562
no yours is shit
>>11341573
Oh yeah? Well yours is even more shit.
>>11341509
Rolling for a challenger to arm wrestle with!
>>11341562
can confirm that this one is canon
>>11341573
why tho
>>11341281
No... No!
You fucking idiot don't stop!
>Acting out on pure instinct and sheer stupidity, Astaroth embraces Ahri.
>She blinks and realizes what she just did.
... I got tricked again, right?
>She doesn't let her go though.
>>11341323
>Fyxe blinks
You... You saw nothing Mayor! You aren't supposed to cross the 4th wall, not in that way at least.
>She takes out a pendulum and begins to hypnotize him
Nothing... You saw.... nothing....
>>11341547
>Me and Lenny
>Not me and Red/FP/ahri
>>11341581
Haven't a clue who that is, doesn't look like they could put up a fight though.
>>11341509
>>11341547
>>11341562
>using outdated charts when the new one is already out
Lmaoing at your lives
>>11341591
I posted the updated version.
>>11341580
no u
>>11341582
You will never understand the mind of a true shipping god
>>11341586
It works. trust me.
>>11341591
nufags a shit
>>11339284
>>11341599
You posted this?
>>11341509
>>11341547
>A good ava finally took over the furry trash of spot 51
All is good in the world
>>11341547
>Mokou and Vader
What
>>11341586
>Ahri blinks again in confusion, looking rather startled as she's suddenly held.
>Tails shoot up, puffing out in alarm.
N-no? I couldn't tell if you were actually angry or not! Should I have kept going?
You know the last thing I'd want is to upset you, yes?
>Ahri brings her arms up and hugs her before taking a step back and clearing her throat.
If you want me to keep being that way I can...
>With a raise of her eyebrows, she speaks once more, albeit very tentatively.
Ah~ Maybe you -were- in fact tricked once again, Dear Astaroth.
>>11341586
>Crossing the fourth wall is one of the things you do the best, as is ignoring hypnosis. You dive past the pendulum and hug Fyxe.
>And there it is.
>The greatest reunion in HG history. Neigh, the greatest MOMENT. It does not get better than this. It WILL NOT get better than this. At some point, possibly during the 5th or 6th reread of this post on the 4chan thread general which you can't seem to stop going to and posting in, a thought occurs to you. You think with a sense of relief, this is it. We made it. This one-post triumph has just retroactively vindicated the long and arduous journey behind it. After every bump in the road, every setback, every nagging doubt about the games' direction, every FUCKING time your waifu got the shaft, all of that just got wiped away in the blink of a tearful eye by the single greatest RP post you have ever experienced.
>You can finally say with absolute conviction that it's all been worth it. It has all paid off. All roads no matter how treacherous brought you to this glory. Every obscure anime girl, every batshit Discord betrayal, all that sekrit board stuff, the /hga/ shit, every bit of dubious forced narrative legerdemain, ALL of it you now realize was designed with excruciating precision to achieve this singular, magnificent result. You'd be blown away in hindsight by these shocking feats of multi-thread roleplaying extravagance if you weren't still transfixed by the retroactive view of the RP progression. And your jaw would be hitting the floor by now if not for the leagues-deep sense of tranquility welling inside your bosom now that you know HG's audacious promise has been utterly fulfilled forever.
>You're now into your... what is it? 1st, maybe 2nd year of going to HG? You've lost track, and it doesn't matter. What's the hurry, you wonder. What's the harm in camping on this post for a while longer. What else do you have going on? Maybe it's time we faced the facts. This is truly all you have.
>This is your LIFE.
>Oh yeah!
>Is Duck Guy here by chance.
>Or does anyone know who he is at least?
>>11341635
its lenny
>>11341620
That's not an updated version. That's a version some anon made because he wanted to hastily put on people.
>>11341509
>removing FP when Soul and Hikki are still there
>>11341645
>forgot pic
>>11341645
It's still a better version
>>11340683
>>11341647
Hikki is based, fuck off.
Agreed on Soul tho
>>11341640
>I see......
>Is it normal for me to give his wincard to someone else and hope that they pass it on to him?
>>11341634
Can I get a TL;DR?
>>11341676
tryhard shitpost with no substance
>>11341647
Soul is the new Matt.
Hikki's spot is open, since I haven't seen him around.
>>11341654
Guts said he didn't want to be on it.
Mitsuki hasn't been around for long, and I won't put somebody on because they RP'd for a week or 2.
>>11341674
yeah
>>11341674
I have his Discord. I could pass it over to him if you want.
>>11341685
I know that, but I'm curious about the content
>>11341634
Now we can finally be OOC together....
10/10 post Mayor
>hugs you
>you like this
>screencaps this shit
>>11341674
just give it to them when you see them post
no need to ask if they're here every thread
>>11341686
It doesn't matter if they want to be on it or not, put relevantfags before literally whos.
>>11341686
Tupac or Vader should be replaced over Hikki tbqh
>>11341624
Because ocelot doesn't deserve her
>>11341704
>Talking shit about Vader
Kill yourself.
We're gonna fall down
>>11341710
>>11341710
>>11341710
>>11341697
>No character-limit-breaking monologue can describe how you feel now. You've ascended past the realm of your own character to be one beyond the limitations of your own self. You've achieved Valhalla.
>The hug is nice, too.
>>11341704
>replacing vader
sacrilegious
>>11341689
>Okie
>>11341694
>Thank you very much anon.
>>11341698
I didn't really know that it was Lenny but I guess asking every single thread wasn't much better.
>Next time I see him I'll ask if he got it just to make sure though.
>>11341709
No one deserves Vader either, except Tater