/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Not flat at all Edition
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>Steven Universe: Art & Origins
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>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
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>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
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bloot
kill
>tfw heat wave
>tfw no A/C
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>11336378
is great.
>>11336387
and tasty
gettin a barn
>>11336384
This is why I bought a window unit.
bloob
>>11336281
Sweet! Are you going to be in SoCal or NorCal? There is good food to be found both areas of Cali.
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
come
>>11336442
My window opens horizontally so a standard window unit wouldn't work
None of the windows in this place have any consistency when it comes to size or way it opens
>>11336475
Goddamn it
Every time I go to different tab it freezes
>>11336475
I will cum on my schedule and no one else's!
>>11336490
I have a similar problem. I just put foam core in the empty space above the window unit. Then I seal it with weather tape.
Of course, I am on the second floor.
>>11336493
That may be the hottest pic I've seen all week.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>11336496
I haven't used flockdraw in a hundred years, and now it seems that it locks up any time I change a tab. Is anyone else having this issue or is my browser being dumb?
>>11336519
hollygangbang pics are always the best
>>11336535
I don't understand why you're right, but you're right.
>>11336560
>>11336553
>>11336535
>>11336519
>>11336493
Now THIS I can get behind
>>11336560
>captcha
it is always a good time to post holly
http://flockdraw.com/1y885v
http://flockdraw.com/1y885v
http://flockdraw.com/1y885v
Other one is being dumb, come here instead and draw dicks with me.
>>11336582
>Now THIS I can get behind
I though that this is what you were getting behind.
>tfw you will never spank Holly's plump ass
Give me death.
>>11336634
With the right woman, that ass could be available.
>>11336661
On one hand banging a slutty cosplayer dressed as my gem wife sounds like an interesting proposition.
On the other hand all thots must die.
>>11336693
Sounds to me like your dick is the wiser of the two of you.
>>11336634
feels fuckin bad
>>11336693
hope they color their body. if theyre not blue its't not hot
>>11336734
What in God's green Smurf am I looking at
why did god give us ears just to watch us suffer?
Would Holly alter her form to appear more voluptuous by studying and analyzing the most shapely females of the human zoo?
>>11337083
No.
Also
>implying gems study and analyze humans that the zoo
>>11337083
Her form is perfect you swine, all those humans and quartz love it now that the door is open freely, giving Holly a much needed pickup after those filthy rebels messed everything up.
>>11337103
How else would they uncover the habits of human mating rituals?
>>11337141
They did it a long time ago. They don't do that anymore.
Steven Universe is canceled because cartoon network is csnceled
>>11336359
Rage me /sug/
>>11337428
>>11337448
>And all the SU fans will be asking, where's Steven?
>>11337464
He is a fat fuck and will never be in my fanart.
>>11337464
Tranny Nazi yoga homeworld gems on the other hand.
>>11337343
yeeee
It's ya boy Reet Vincennes, y'all dead as fuck yo
KA-POWIE
>>11337980
It's dead times at dead hours, in dead central during dead season
You can't get any deader
gem dicc
>>11333085
kill yourself
>>11334035
kill yourself
>>11338581
man, I really don't like the yellow diamond design we got.
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/903965819549470721
Post caring gems
what if steven and connie decided to spend their summer vacation as a delicious brown futa and we had a season with stevonnie?
>>11338753
>>11337121
>All those Zoomans worshipping her Willendorfian physique
>Showing their affection by poking, kissing, and rubbing against her artificial fertile form
Can't believe this hasn't been drawn yet
>>11338657
>only one pocket
garbage, I knew they couldn't deliver a quality product.
I hope that it's at least goo resistant.
Rewatched the Wanted arc and now I'm hyped again for new episodes. This purgatory is the worst.
so
like
has there been any news about when this show is coming back?
>>11339068
>>11339025
Maybe on labor day we get something
this hiatus is the longest of all, right?
>>11339068
Its never coming back
>>11339095
the one from log-date to watermelon island was still longer
>>11339112
That was rough. I can't recall if we even knew the show would be renewed at that point in time.
>>11339170
not necessarily, as halfway we had those CN UK leaks.
>>11339112
How long was it?
>>11339068
It's dead, Jim
>>11339170
Of course we did. We knew there would be 156 episodes for a while, but not more than that have been announced.
>>11339199
124 days, the current hiatus is on around 80 atm.
I love Zach
>>11339182
Barn mates had a small clip in a commercial fairly early, I recall.
>>11339212
Dang
Its the beginning of September to and still no news
I was originally joking about us not getting any episodes until October but now.. Its really looking that way
And if we still dont get any episodes by October... than man idk anymore
We're on the 96th day of hiatus.
Generally, when a bomb is announced, its about 2 weeks in advance. So even if we were to get an announcement today, we would still get to about ~110 days of hiatus.
I wanna say we're gonna get an announcement after OK KO's event on Monday, but I'm not 100% on that. The next big opportunity afterwards is at NYCC, which would make it the longest hiatus.
if you watch this show, than i KNOW you have good taste
>>11339238
When will we find out about the September airing schedule? To see if there's any new episodes.
>>11339427
Thank you Marge.
>>11336359
biiiiiiiiig tatas
>>11337303
kek
hell is going TO the CEO lady
No new episode till January
Cuddle a cluster today.
>>11337083
>>11337121
Hope we'll get a nude Holly edit one of these days
>>11339726
No new episodes til summer
>>11339779
Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>11337343
>>11339745
Okay, I choose this one.
>>11340166
>one
Slow day, might as well get some list wars going on.
> Favorite Episode
Earthlings. It had everything - tension, comedy, pacing, emotional moments, excitement, revelations. It's up there with some of the Season 1 highs for me.
> Favorite Season
Gotta be season 3. Ironically the season with probably more "filler" than S4, it's just more enjoyable overall and the highs were REALLY high. Bismuth, the Jasper arc, Centi coming back. Comfy eps like Restaurant Wars, Steven Floats, Hit the Diamond and Greg the Babysitter and very few "bad" episodes.
> Favorite Gem
Amethyst. She's come a long way from being an obnoxious slob.
> Favorite Song
Comet. This one got to me in a way that most of the SU OST didn't. That's not to say the others aren't as well written, but it'll be a while until another song resonates with me on the level this one did.
> Honest Opinion of the Show (Up to this point)
Steven Universe is...complicated. It's subtle. Some parts are written better than others. Rebecca Sugar and the writers tend to often write in terms of emotions than logic, and that combined with the hiatuses can lead to a frustrating feeling that they're being lazy instead of working within their constraints. In an ideal world they'd have enough time and resources to make SU "perfect", but given what we have I have to say I'm pretty happy with how the show's doing right now. When it's good, it's great. Season 4 was a black mark that'll take some time to rub off, but every show has its dull periods and I think people need to remember that. Characters are another issue. Out of everyone, Lapis is the one that's felt the worst handled, and while she's getting attention soon I wish they'd figured out what to do with her sooner. Again, hiatuses make this seem worse than it actually is. Steven Universe is a flawed show, but that doesn't make it any less great.
> What're you looking forward to the most
Lapis stuff, Captain Lars, White Diamond.
>>11338844
>>11336387
source?
>>11340241
> Favorite Episode
I love too many episodes, but I guess Same Old World is one of the ones I really like. It's a very quiet, simple, and sweet episode, and gives us quite a few hints into some important lore.
> Favorite Season
Also 3. Pretty much half the season is comprised of my favorite episodes, and it really felt like one cohesive ride from start to finish, compared to the other seasons, and even most of the filler episodes were interesting and fun to watch.
> Favorite Gem
Lapis and Amethyst, they're fun and I find them the most relatable.
> Favorite Song
Both of You. I feel it's very underrated, along with Full Disclosure. The whole song and sequence pulled on my heartstrings perfectly.
> Honest Opinion of the Show (Up to this point)
I think the show is very good, and I think almost everything up to this point has been good. The biggest issue this show faces is pacing, the pacing is terrible. You have the writers wanting to make episodes like Rocknaldo, or a Steven turning into a fucking bottle episode, while very serious things are happening in the background and quite a few of the major characters are left underdeveloped and doing not much of anything. I'm starting to think Matt and Ben were the weak links, because left to their own devices they'll try to push episodes that just aren't interesting. I know Matt called Restaurant Wars one of his favorites because it was a lazy Food Wars reference. That episode is okay but I can hardly call it a favorite. I think when the show has a direction though, as 1B and S3 did, then that's where it shines. When it meanders it suffers heavily. So I think S5 will be amazing as it seems to very heavily focused on only a couple topics (Lars, Lapis, Pearl, Diamonds), so less meandering nonsense, and once the writers are replaced it will continue on to be amazing from S5 and beyond to the series finale.
> What're you looking forward to the most
Lapis arc S5, Jasper arc S6, the truth behind Pink Diamond's death
>>11340241
>Ep
Rose's Scabbard
>Season
1 (1B)
>Gem
Lapis
>Song
Stronger Than You
>>11340166
Seven thousand vagania's.
>>11340350
Found it:
http://moofrog.tumblr.com/post/148666526255/jen-iii-the-entire-sequence-leading-up-to-smoky
>>11340541
Slaanesh would welcome her.
>>11340420
which gems would enjoy a shart cake?
>>11340566
Amethyst would love it, Garnet and Jasper wouldn't care and would eat it, Lapis would find it funny. Pearl would have a stroke over it and Peridot would think it's real.
What's she dreaming of, /sug/?
>>11340744
shart cakes
feet
>>11340744
The bap she had to get amputated after the war
>>11340744
Ruby booty and Amethyst booty, those shorts are stacked.
>anon didn't :orig this
just what kind of expression is catsper trying to convey?
>>11340876
Mild disgust
Gettin a rape
Gnome-no drew some Lapis.
I like Gnome-no no matter what they draw
>>11340800
Ruby's booty shorts need to be wedged up her butt
>>11340938
Why can't lapis rape me instead
>>11340876
bewilderment mixed with uncertainty
>>11340800
>>11340966
>>11340976
>>11340986
>>11340945
>>11340993
Not wedged enough.
>>11341012
?
>>11341031
PURE
>>11341024
not even booty shorts nigga
>>11341033
Looks can be deceiving.
>>11341053
Sorry. It is the best I can do. Ruby isn't drawn sexy very often.
>>11341060
As you and I both know Mr Anderson
Looks can be deceiving
>>11341060
True true.
https://grumpyfaceblog.tumblr.com/post/164900264888/cartoonnetwork-arrow-barrage-your-enemies-with
Official reveal for Opal and Sards in STL.
I love having money, living with your parents and paying no expenses while working fulltime is a great decision.
>>11341122
I'd be in your position if I could just find a job. Any tips?
>>11341122
I'd rather get a house to take care of, bonus of living alone to no one except those you want over to bother you.
>>11341139
apply for everything, and if you get as far as the interview, act like you've already got the job.
>>11341162
its simple too easy right now, but I will save up another £15-20,000 or so first to start me off.
>>11341122
Good for you, anon. Sounds like a good setup honestly. Do you get on well with your parents?
>>11341213
pretty healthy relationship yes, they encourage me to save up and I'm allowed to live off them for a few more years, only spending average a 1/4 of my wages per month so it adds up.
as anon request last night i post my edits on su.booru.org
We can finally make out what Catsper is supposed to mean now that we got a hq version of it.
it's catsper feeling awkward mid-redemption and staring at amecat relaxing with garnet thinking if she's "doing it right or not", overall she looks uncomfortable as hell
>>11341263
Jasper redemption must be so fun for the crew to wright, the writers room must of had so many ideas.
>>11341233
Good man. I'm in a similar situation myself. Keep it up!
>>11341263
I love Maya's style.
What if Ruby was the one that gave Garnet her thickness?
>>11341333
A threesome with Ruby and Sapphire is the easiest to fap too, the idea is so hot to me.
>>11340939
fuggin cute drunk lappy
>>11341357
>>11340947
You're not worthy of rape, I'm sorry anon.
>>11341379
surprised nobody has made scissoring art of ruby and sapphire with steam coming out of their vaginas, as its ice colliding with heat.
>>11341381
Why can't I have at least this
>>11341409
I have scissoring, but no steam.
>>11341409
>>11341427
>>11341441
And I have steam with no scissoring.
>>11341419
Either manage to bully her without her just swatting you away or turn into Steven, if you can't do that then you get nothing.
>>11341452
What if I put on my red shirt and I paint a star on it
>>11341462
That might work, but she's bound to notice once she smells you. You might trick her if you get a jewfro and get fat and put on a high squeaky voice.
>>11341512
I can roll around in some grease or just not shower for a few days
Getting fat is easy
I can inhale a lot of helium
I have saved every Lars/emerald fanart so far, I cant help myself.
>>11341584
props to this dude who drew my fantasy on what happened at the jubilee.
>OK K.O. getting new episodes this month
>AT getting new episodes this month
>Gumball getting new episodes this month
>Ben 10 getting new episodes this month
>nuPPG getting new episodes this month
>WBB getting new episodes this month
>TTG (of course) getting new episodes this month
>STILL FUCKING NOTHING about SU
I'm about ready to walk in to CN HQ, armed with a flame thrower.
>>11341717
>I'm about ready to walk in to CN HQ, armed with a flame thrower.
Do me a solid and hit up Valve as well please
>>11341717
its the problem with SU not following an episodic formula, its going to be separated from everything else, I expect it to get a major focus after OK KO has finished airing its first season.
>>11341584
Do you have any fluffy and or lewd stuff?
>>11341762
I lied, there's still so much I haven't saved, i usually don't save porn.
>>11341535
Perfect! You'll look and smell just like him! I just hope you're prepared to take her large tentadick
>>11341753
This, serialized cartoons have a documented history of having shitty schedules, while the cheap episodic ones are always spammed to hell. It's not that the network hates those kinds of shows, they're just much harder to make and market compared to thing like TTG that prints money. I just hope we don't have a year hiatus like Gravity Falls and Avatar did, that would be fucking hell.
>>11341717
let's make columbine look like a fucking joke
https://grumpyfaceblog.tumblr.com/post/164902008418/some-more-info-bout-save-the-light
Minor STL stuff
This general is dying, you won't get new episodes till December. You're all garbage people and right wing politics are on the rise. :)
>>11341894
>>11341894
>>11341894
here's your attention anon now f off and let us enjoy some rock tiddy
>>11341977
post rock tiddy
>>11341987
>>11342011
>>11342044
>>11342072
Pearl not being flat just seems wrong to me.
>>11341827
>>11341717
CN has fucked us long enough.
>>11342111
chkig on yr tidy
>>11342111
Unfortunately, most of my flat pearl is really common material.
>>11342192
I would be too if I were them.
>>11342130
kill yourself
>>11336697
i need more blue diamond
>>11337121
>>11338948
Why on Homeworld would a gem shamelessly degrade herself like that?
Where do I get a Bismuth GF?
>>11341717
Look at the bright side, last time this happened we had a full month of daily episodes
>>11342468
BLM rally
>>11342316
They wouldn't.
97% of Holly fans don't actually get her character.
>>11341717
Pretty easy to find, actually.
>>11341717
But don't forget you'll need this
artist name?
>>11339214
wait what?
>>11342493
NO NEW EPISODES LELELELELE
>>11342500
The police station is literally across the street from there.
ALTHOUGH THEY DO HAVE A PHONE NUMBER
EVERYONE CALL THEM AND DEMAND NEW EPISODES OF STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>11341092
>>11342508
aweopalta im pretty sure
>>11342615
They won't pick up the damn phone
>>11341163
this... is good advice. Not that anon, but any advice on keeping your job? I keep getting fired for vague "reasons"
I want a friend like Garnet.
>>11342670
>>11342481
Kim's looking great. Can't wait to have her back on the show.
>>11341614
So much yes.
>>11342218
I knew some guy who shopped this guy's pics around and said they were his. He is a sad man.
So the plan always was to go in through the front with an intern card, but why don't we just sneak in through the back?
>>11342574
Approximately how many seconds would it take for the police to rape us if we threw our naked bodies at the windows?
>>11342204
haha, yes.
>>11342729
What's at the top there? Do they have picnic tables on the roof or something?
>>11342729
I think we should leave a meat effigy of Steven outside of the door. Less risky but they'll still get the message.
>>11342666
Have a good relationship with your manager(s), talk to them, have friendly conversations and joke around with them when you have the time, meet your targets and improve on them, speak to them if you think you need in improve in areas; also make friends with your colleagues, which in turn allows you to feel more relaxed, and improves your quality of work.
>>11342746
>picnic tables on the roof
It's basically an anime highschool at this point.
>>11342631
you are correct. thank you!
https://aweopalta.deviantart.com
http://avocadosketchdump.tumblr.com
Love you /sug/
>>11342812
ily
How do I know if I'm ugly /sug/?
>>11342781
>>11342746
A lot of businesses are doing that, adding tables and kitchens up at the top of the building as a break room or some shit
>>11342097
>>11342044
I like these rock tiddies.
Also, there is just something super lewd about cumming on their gems.
>>11342835
has oca ever drawfagged for /sug/?
WAS THIS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY LOGO??
DID REBECCA JUST LOOK OUT THE WRITERS ROOM WITH BINOCULARS, SEE THIS, AND PUT IT IN THE SHOW?????
>>11342825
when no one loves you
>>11342849
That's probably exactly what happened t b h
Gems should be the Garnet
>>11340060
We already got a talented editor who could do it a thousand times better than I could tho.
>>11342849
H O L Y S H I T
>>11342574
That building is kind of small for all the different shows they have. I would expect that to hold 2 or 3 crews at the most.
>>11342843
nope not many lewd artists know or want to come to /sug/
>>11342825
Post a pic and we will tell you if you are
>>11342900
/co/ drawthreads then? can't shake a 4chan association
I found another secret entrance
friendly reminder su exists in the same universe as ok ko
>>11342849
Well it's based on the hazard diamond for sure, but Rebecca would've come up with this years before coming to CN. A funny coincidence.
>>11342574
Hrm.. maybe a suicide club would be the way to go instead.
>Today 32 people committed suicide in front of Cartoon Network Studios due to a lack of Steven Universe.
Or
>Today 32 people committed suicide in front of Cartoon Network Studios due to too much Teen Titans Go.
What is on this door? This is the clearest image I can get of it
>>11342927
>gif
that better not be real
>>11342930
I think I see EEnE?
>>11342921
>super discreet alley
>camera facing the wrong direction
this is it. This is our entry point.
>>11342902
Like,actually?
https://twitter.com/Blambo9/status/903876209443868673
Is Zach bisexyual?
>>11342920
nah unless you can find one of their works on the /co/ booru then no
>>11342949
There is another camera there, genius.
Look to the left corner.
>>11342949
Remember guys, we all have sprint in naked. Don't question it just do it.
>>11342960
Yeah man, I'm sure you look fine
Just looked down the alley a bit more and I'm only now realizing they have a giant-ass building. This is probably where they store the SU lewds.
>>11343000
Well, okay
>>11343260
Holey fuck you are a mess. Do you have a skin disorder or something?
>>11343260
I think your face would look good with brown-framed hipster glasses. You'll younger if you shave off the balding and wear a hat or wig instead. Beard looks fine, maybe grow it out a little more for that hip lumberjack look.
>>11342935
It's from Suicide Club.
I love you, /sug/.
>>11343304
>tfw I'm balding at 25
Disabling this camera would be as easy as jumping with a pair of scissors.
>>11343260
>>11343336
Shave head. Grow beard. Change the shape of the glasses.
Did you work on your writing today?
>>11343260
Hi LittleKuriboh
>>11341102
I wouldn't mind fucking trap blue pearl
But this camera would be a lot more difficult. Any point that you would want to snip a wire is in view of the camera.
>>11343336
I knew a guy in high school who had full balding going on. He was almost bald on top by 17. Sometimes you can't avoid shit genetics
>>11343387
>no smoking
That's a blatant lie. We all know they smoke the dank weed for artistic inspiration.
>>11343384
>I wouldn't mind fucking trap blue pearl
It is a very feminine cock.
>>11343387
Is that door just fucking broken?
>>11342962
Everyone is a little bi
So sure
>>11343404
That reminds me of tenacious d
https://youtu.be/7MVh8wiZ67M
>>11343429
Eeyup
>>11342512
Zach is a slut
>>11343372
Worst part is I grew into a caricature of me drawn in 2012
>>11341584
Are you me? Cause I dont think theres been a thing I haven't saved yet
Its an addiction
>>11342962
Holy shit, that was my post!
I'm well off due to my mum and dad. I could probably cuck Pearl, by offering MG money, lel.
I wanna climb this building with suction cups
>>11342871
You should be the Garnet with me
>>11341614
Thats so cute, I really want a romance webcomic based off these 2
>>11343260
Are we posting selfies now?
>>11342930
I'm sure there's Atomic Ant, Quick Draw and Birdman.
Also, but not sure, Wilma Flintstone and/or Jane Jetson, and that blue dog from hanna barbera whose name I don't remember.
>>11343556
Yeah that's all classic Hanna Barbara stuff. Huckleberry Hound btw.
>>11343551
SHES SO DAMN CUTE
>>11341717
We gotta get SOMETHING soon r-right?!
>>11343260
I hope this is a pic you found and you don't actually look like that.
>>11343471
See, I don't see it that way. You have full soft-looking lips and an oval face. Sure you're balding, but own that shit by shaving now. Women will find you attractive... especially if you bear yourself with confidence.
>>11343551
I want to put another baby in her.
They only open up their parking lot AFTER they close. fucken queers
>>11343612
that her man? nice
>>11342729
Wow, the studio is pretty small
>>11343614
how much TNT you have packed?
>>11343612
That her senpai in the background? They look like Chinese tourists.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
>>11342921
Its a trap, itd just be to easy
>>11343011
Wait is that CN
Wew
Found him again
>>11343538
I don't think I pull off Garnet.
Why does english dub Nia sound like Starfire?
I don't think they'd expect a sewer entry.
>>11343757
But which building is the crewniverse in? That one or the tall one?
>>11343769
Probably the big one. The small building is likely for administration or something.
>>11343769
And there's really only two ways to get in there:
Suction cups or Intern card
>>11343803
Dang
Maybe we can parachute in, we just need a helicopter
>>11343784
I actually think they're in the tiny one. The pictures they've posted look more like that one.
one of us will die in the near future
>>11343838
Link to the pictures?
>>11341245
Thanks! Here's hoping you continue to surprise us with new edits
>>11343803
>>11343828
Or better yet one of these things
We just gotta find an opened window and get in
The entire VA staff will be deported from America, maga
>>11343852
Paramotors are actually pretty cheap. Just a few thousand dollars last time I checked. I don't think those windows just open though. We might have to bring a pickaxe, or get a sniper rifle to shoot out a window.
>>11343803
Honestly
This is probably just where the CEO lives, she probably makes everyone else work in the smaller building
>>11343852
Wait, I didn't check the roof. They actually have a helipad.
But most importantly, it looks like there's some entry doors on the top, so no breaking windows.
>>11343871
I wonder if theres access from the roof, just land on the roof and go in that way.
Wait, are paramotors even legal to fly around LA anyway
>>11343895
Why the fuck do they have a helipad?
>>11343803
Pretty sure Mckenzie works in the small building:
https://twitter.com/MKatwood/status/870756304007995393
>>11343895
What does CN need a heliopad for anyway? Thats interesting
Well thats goods, looks like we found our way in
>>11343915
Yes, keep her out of the big building
>>11343890
i was expecting more autistic peri
I actually really like all the VAs they seem like nice people.
Someone break into CN HQ at night at take pics of SU boards, do it for the mandem.
Slow day.
>>11343969
I agree, they all seem so sweet
And they probably put up with so much shit
>>11343969
I want to marry Zach and have 18 babies with him
>>11343842
hopefully it's me
>>11344005
Screw just taking pics of the boards and instead find where theyre hoarding all those episodes they already have finished and leak them
>>11344014
Bitch you need to get in line
I've been through the most stressful and sad 3 days, what did I miss, my dearest sug?
>>11344045
the best you'll get of you break in there would be displayed boards, everything else is locked and hidden away in hardrives
>>11344106
nothing.
>>11343915
thats where the crewniverse is then
I think I have evidence of a possible third building that the public isn't aware of.
Out the window of this picture, there's this specific building with these windows.
I cannot find this building anywhere. (pls help)
>>11343842
No
>>11344151
Here's a clearer image. We need to find where the building out the window is.
Any origami gems?
>>11344172
That's from the CN building in another state. They have multiple locations
>>11344125
Shit thats a whole lotta work for pretty much nothing
I guess the person breaking in could always take a shit on the CEOs desk to
>>11344151
>>11344172
Thats in Atlanta Georgia
post a SU pic you've never posted before
>>11344270
>>11343260
here's a second pic of me
>>11344201
to be fair, their offices are filled with spoilers on their walls, Matt confirmed that on twitter years back. You'll see designs of Jasper, new characters, new outfits ect
>>11344270
>>11344270
>>11344281
You're too old to be posting here.
>>11344270
>>11344287
I guess thats true
At least its something
>>11344281
Which gem would the best friends like the most?
>>11344270
>>11344281
This is a better picture
And you look fine!
>>11344321
Gotta be 18+ to post on 4chan, so hes fine
Not everyone is a underage poster like you
Bend over backwards and you won't be outcast. I have this show.
>>11344270
>>11343732
I'm pretty far from a Garnet myself.
>>11344106
Why was it stressful and sad?
>had a dream that SU leaked
>it was really cool and it hyped me up
>wake up and slowly realize it was all a dream
every time
What if White Diamond is a sexual deviant and sexual abused Pearl.
And even tries to seduce Steven?
>>11344456
Thank god I don't get good dreams, my dreams are usually terribly worse versions of the events that occurred that day, when something bad happens anyway.
Ok so here's the plan.
We hike up to the top of that mountain, but bring a paramotor. Then we fly down to the helipad. Try to stick to the NorthWest side to avoid as much suspicion from the police station as possible. Chances are they will find you and act quickly, so you'll need to do this fast.
>>11340744
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
I just recently discovered chile lime seasoning and am now addicted to eating it with fruit
>>11343376
haha
i wish
Once you get to the top, find a door. Doesn't matter which door, but find it and open it.
Don't go inside the door, just leave it opened.
Now try to find one of these air vents to crawl inside of and hide the paramotor.
The door needs to be opened so the police think you entered via a door, but you'll be one step ahead by sneaking in the vents.
>>11344531
That sounds shitty. Gimme an example.
>>11344592
you mean the vents that aren't made to house a human and will either collapse or be so fucking noisy that it would've been better if you crashed the paramotor into the ground floor window and screamed "gib me my cartoons!!"???
Once inside an air vent, just keep going until you find an office. Doesn't matter which one, just find one.
Now that you're inside, you need to ask someone where the Steven Universe section is at. Show them your intern card, so they think you're supposed to be there.
They'll tell you where the SU section is and you go there as fast as you can.
Once you're in the SU offices, look for any room that might contain something useful, and go in. There's going to be some computers that contain all of the SU lewds, so you'll be looking for those.
Pick up a computer, and throw it onto the ground. The side panel should pop off, exposing the hard drive. Grab as many hard drives as you can and RUN. RUN TO THE STAIRS. DO NOT TAKE THE ELEVATOR.
If you take the elevator, they will be waiting for you.
>>11344559
>We hike up to the top of that mountain
>We
>Hike
Sorry bud, youre on your own with this one
Once you've gotten high enough, look for a window. You're going to have to break the window, so grab anything you can to help break it. Once you break the window, you'll be on this ledge here.
Hopefully, this is where you have stashed your paramotor, and you're able to fly back over the mountain before the police catch up with you.
If not, you better have your suction cups. You might have to climb up the building to get back to your paramotor.
>>11344559
>>11344592
>>11344637
>>11344696
godspeed stalkeranon
>>11344764
Sounds like a solid plan, now go do it anon
Once you've got your paramotor and the hard drives, you'll have to fly away as fast as you can. Head northwest towards Stough Canyon to get the best possible advantage from the police station.
>>11344845
What exactly is on the other side of that mountain
>>11341245
Thanks a lot, man. Your works are pretty good.
>>11344845
Don't forget to take a few tots hostage as leverage.
Once you're there, you're going to dig a small hole and place the bag of hard drives into the hole.
The hole should be at this tree.
Once you've stashed the hard drives, just run. Keep heading north until you're completely over the mountain. They won't be able to see you from there, but keep heading north until you're safe.
There will be more and more mountains, but you have to keep going.
Eventually, all five stars will start blinking, and it will only take about 30 seconds for the cops to stop following you.
Once your stars are gone, head back to the hard drive stash and collect them again.
Then go home and upload everything for us all to enjoy.
>>11344845
>>11344935
I expected Burbank to look nicer, but it looks really shitty.
>>11344877
The mountain will act as a blindspot and safety from the police.
I can't believe so many people liked my dumb little fatfic.
>>11344281
fuck you, pat
fuck you and your tostitos
>>11344877
>>11344270
Hmm, well almost everything I have has been saved from here or /aco, but here you go.
Does anyone have more peridoodles? The booru is missing a lot I want to keep [spoiler] imitating her [/spoiler]
>>11344996
I told you it was good dude
>>11345048
Holy shit, the madman already did it
A fag got these toys
>>>/co/95052479
>>11345026
how did Jasper get so fast
how did Jasper get so fat
>>11345044
MORE WEREGEMS
>>11345119
Holy shit
mega the stolen hardrives my dude
>>11345158
they're shit
>>11345158
to be fair, if I saw a peridot toy in a shop i'd buy it, its so rare to find SU here in the UK, the only place I know of that sells them is forbidden planet in london
>>11345158
I just want show accurate figurines.
>>11345119
lol wtf
>>11345052
It just feels so jarring since I made it on a self-indulgent whim, but I won't complain.
>>11345294
Why jarring? It's what you wanted to write
i fucking love peridoodle
when is she going to replace peridot in the show?
>>11345317
I just mean I'm not used to a bunch of people liking what I make.
>>11345375
How so? I thought you posted stuff here before, I'm sure people liked that too.
>>11345375
Well if it makes you feel any better, I don't like it.
lol /sug/ is so dead
>>11345336
I want Peridoodle to sexually pleasure me.
>You wake up in a dark place.
>You don't know where you are or how you got their.
>You only remember being in home when a bright light came through your window and the last thing you saw was the silhouette of a tall women.
>Your eyes adjust.
>You are shocked when you see you are in a large room and you are completely naked.
>You look around and see other men from grizzled manly men to young twiks.
>Their all naked too.
>Suddenly a feminine voice says in a loud voice "Begin the mating process."
>A large door on the far end of the room opens and you all see multi women of all shapes and sizes walk into the room.
>Their were tall beefy orange chicks slender blue girls small shortack honeys and even massive towering women big enouth to size up your house.
>They walked into the room with big smiles on their faces.
>The voice on the intercom said "Begin."
>All the gems cloths suddenly vanished leaving them all nude.
>They all began choosing men like a cavemen would take their women just going up to who ever fit their fancy and making out with them or straight up riding them.
>Suddenly a large muscled women with long white hair and orange and red stripes walked up to you and pinned you to the floor.
>She grinned and said "So weak just how I like my prey."
>She mounted your cock and said "You may be weak but are child will be powerful and dominate now you weak little human fill up my womb and give me a hybrid child!
>>11345530
kill yourself
>>11345336
Peridoodle is dead, make way for SQUARidoodle!
>>11345530
I'm taking English isn't your first language.
>>11345530
Needs a few commas, but still gave me a boner.
Also, needs a bit more dialoge about impregnation desu
Pretty good
>>11344935
>Eventually, all five stars will start blinking, and it will only take about 30 seconds for the cops to stop following you.
Okay I laughed
>>11345604
I'm dyslexic as fuck.
Fucking hate it.
Its a curse when you like writing but you keep fucking up the most simple of words.
>>11345119
Jesus what happened?
Is he okay?
>>11345604
It's almost as if they started typing it with only one hand, for some mysterious reason.
>>11345530
BEGIN THE MATING PROCESS!!!!
good job anon
>>11345635
It doesn't matter if you write badly, but if edit well. Maybe you can't have someone else read that specific piece, but I'm sure friend of yours could help on your other ventures in writing.
>>11345119
keeeeeek
Thinking about it, I don't really want a new thread
>>11345664
Not too sure if I want to show my friends my autistic Lapiven and jasper writings only to ask them to correct my mistakes.
I mean I show my friends everything but not really the shit I post on /sug/
>>11345704
We can help you here, though.
>>11345530
That made my dong tingle, anon. Nice work.
>>11345530
I can't believe I'm going to be a daddy
>>11345704
What Lapiven stories.