/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #94: Comfy Edition Previous Thread

>>11327076
I bet goo satyrs would be very useful in getting stray fluff off your clothing.

>>11327076
>Comfy edition
>Goo shit
You really suck at making threads.

>>11327292
>goo satyrs
>satyrs
they are hybrids, maybe mutants

>>11327292
Thinkin' outside the box!

>>11327315
>He thinks cuddling to sleep with some soft, warm goo girl cousins and waking up to them giving him an dual blowjob wouldn't be comfy as fuck.
I just feel sorry for you.

>>11327415
>warm goo girl cousins
>cousins
>Incest right away
And you instantly found a way to make it even more freakier. Congrats.

>>11327415
You know what'd make it even comfier? Realizing it was a three day weekend and that you could stay in bed as long as you liked.

It's important to find joy in the simple things in life.

>>11327537
You might never truly know all the specific contours of your gooey girlfriends bodies, but that shouldn't stop you from trying.

>>11327469
I think there was a pic where one of them called the other cuz, not sure if was using slang or related. But i do agree in this case incest would be better left out.

>>11327626
The two are supposed to be cousins.
I figure they're distant cousins, though, like 3 times removed, less incest, and more "incest".
It's highly likely any given family has some people shacked up in it who are 2nd or 3rd cousins. Even if they don't know it.

Besides, their focus isn't really on each other anyway.

>>11327076
I want to shove bath bombs inside both of them and watch them jiggle in pleasure as they fizz and dissolve inside them.

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>>11327729
I enjoyed making this.

>>11329411
Lel that's pretty cute. Is that like drugs to them? Would goo girls eat weird shit like soap or...

>"Oh no, I hate a date and my mouth smells like a dumpster fire."
>Pops a urinal cake
>Kissing colt
>"Gee George you taste really good."
>Cue George giving a thumbs up with a shit eating grin with bits of urinal cake in her teeth

>>11330024
Drugs? Nah.
Was just going with the prompt that stuff that turns fizzy in water like alka seltzer feels really nice to them.
Not much danger in it for them, since they don't really have any organs to rupture.

>>11330103
Ah ok. Where do you stand on the urinal cake breath mints idea?

>>11330166
I mean, I don't know why they'd ever be in the position to do that, honestly.
I don't think most people would have those at home, and they'd surely have been raised well enough to not take them from town.

Now, if you said they'd chew bars of soap or something, that's more sensible.

>>11330222
True, but just asking in the context of a silly stupid joke. It's much funnier for a goo girl to pop a urinal cake and kiss a colt than it would be if it was a bar of soap.

In practicality it makes more sense for it to be soap since it's the most common item around the home. And in this set up it would naturally be clean unused urinals.

Satyrs.

>>11331755
?

>>11335547

>"Hey, mister."
>You turn to the bun, her skin bearing a sickly sheen and her arms pitted with track marks.
>"Want to feel good? I'll slob your knob for the change in your pocket."

What do?

>>11335547
fuck, She looks like a sad puppy.
I would problaby take care of her and give her the love that she needs... and then fuck her until her brain in mush

>>11336242
>"Boy, that's super kind of you, mister, but, uh... do you have any heroin?"

She's just going to rob your house and raid your fridge of you let her in.

>>11336129
>Her name is Tweaky.
>If you try screw her by not paying then she'll come at you with a switchblade.
>Her only possessions in the word are that sign, a permanent marker, a single shirt, a dirty old spoon, a cheap disposable lighter, a syringe and a knife.
>Living the dream.

Which satyr is most THICC?

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>>11339420
She's pretty THICC, ye.
I'd like to own Snap.

>>11339420
Unf

>>11335547
>>11336129
>>11336670
>>11338015
>Lock her in a basement tied to a bed unable to get her fix
>Cue scene of heroin addict fever dreams as her body collapses without its toxic dependence
>Have small baby bun crawling on ceiling over head and have its head twist around

Fast /trash/ day.

>>11343558
This pic is absurdly hot. The idea of a cougar Rainbow Dash trying to seduce Cider gets me to be diamond tier

>>11343800
Can't blame you, my dude.

>>11346316
You'll never succeed. You'll never make me want to fuck a rabbit.

>>11346867
Give in. You've already lost.

oink

>>11351105
>Ultimate form of autism

Page 10 save.

>>11353101
>Breeding with horses, animals that are dumber than pigs, is the ultimate autism.
I'm laughing at how stupid you are, not at your lack of self awareness.

Bumps

>>11354547
Does Honey do well in school?

/trash/ is fast this morning.

>>11356381

>>11354547
>Forgetting that the ponies are sapient in Equestria, while pigs are just as dumb as the pigs on earth
It's like you don't even care about MLP and Equestria.
>not at your lack of self awareness.
Says the guy who wants to fuck pigs and who disses ponies while hanging out in the MLP fandom and then calls everyone else stupid shitposters if they don't like it.

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Honey might not be kosher, but she sure is a cutie.

>>11357645
Indeed. Honey is a top tier cutie.

>>11357949
The cutiest patootiest.

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Is there any nudes of Feather Heart?

>>11357949
>>11358311
>Implying a fat anthro pig is cute
I laugh at you.

>>11358419
It's pretty obvious to everyone that they just said that to spite you.

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I would fuck this hot piggy in a hot poorly ventilated room.

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>>11358312
A few pics.

>>11358312
I remember when she originally had cow ears. I think she has horns under her poofyish hair.

>>11358561
Reminder that Eirwen probably also has horns under her hair.

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>>11358606
She probably does. She's a cutie too.

>>11358561
was there any pics about that?

>>11358540
Care to post the rest?

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>>11358651

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>>11358693
And that's about it.

>>11358651
The ears was part of when dj was designing her. I just like the idea of the horns.

>>11358757
I bet you also like the idea of udders and other things that makes them look like freaks.

>>11358651
>>11358757
>Daughteru is bullied by a guy who keeps yelling at them about how their horns make them look like freaks.
Would you polish your daughter's horns, brush her hair in a way that doesn't hide them, and tell her that you think they're really cute?
Maybe tie little bows on them?

>>11359242
Yes I would. I'd also tell her to laugh at the guy and call him a filthy ungor.

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>>11359242
I'd tell her that everybody has a right to their opinion, even if their opinion is objectively shit.

>>11359242
Yes.

>>11359133
because their legs don't make them look freakish at all..

>>11359425
>Replying to trolls who only want (you)s

>>11359425
It doesn't. Adding a lot more things like fat udders and pig snouts, however, does.

So any lewd ideas for Yuzu for halloween? Or any satyr yous like to see halloween themed?

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>>11361352
A Satyr who would be worthy of the mantle. Maybe an Equestria version.

>>11361352
Yuzu and Mistake wearing a two person costume, with one deciding to keep her face buried in the other's crotch.
Or Thorn and Mudpie, with Thorn's tongue buried in Mudpie's ponut.

>>11361352
I liked that idea posted in the other thread about Yuzu and Mistake having an apartment together. I expect they could get up to all sorts of naught hijinks now that they have some privacy from their families.

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>>11361587
>These ships again

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Have a quick thing.

>>11362389
Like what?

up

>>11362389
I'd love to see more of Yuzu and Mistake's totally no homo adventures as roommates.

>>11371221
Any ideas? I can see if I can write any

>>11371609
They sit up and gripe while guzzling coffee because the neighbors are having a shouting match at 3 am.

Bed bump

>>11358693
Oh my god she's tiny
Got any more size difference like that?

>>11361587
Got a crotch burying fetish friend?

>>11363957
>Ew, Lesbians
Faggot

>>11355920
Assuming she goes to a school not full of assholes, yeah.

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>>11371221

>Yuzu playfully shoves Mistake's shoulder as the pair sit beside one another on the couch and play Super Pony Cart Racing 4™.
"No chance you can beat me, you hear? No chance."
>Mistake scoffs as she picks up the speed boost power-up and rapidly closes the gap between them.
>"In your dreams, I've been going easy on you so far."
>Yuzu smirks.
"Wanna make it interesting? How about if you lose you have to eat me out?"
>Mistake glanced across her friend and her teasing grin.
>"Lesbian dare again? Fine, but there's no way you're going to beat me this time. You're going down, Zu."
>Yuzu's grin widened.
"I think you'll find it's you that'll be going down, all the way to pussy town!"

No homo tho.

>>11375226
Imagine Yuzu on the phone to her dad while Mistake's giving her clit the old lickeroo.

"N-No, I'm fine, daddy, really."
>...
"Breathless? Oh, well I've been moving some heavy boxes for a while."
>...
"Of course Mistake been helping... oh fu~"

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>>11376172
>>11375226
Mistake and Yuzu often play a game where they call people and try to sound normal as the other one does sexual things to the other. Like eating her out, using dildos on her, etc. If they let out a loud moan or the other caller figures out what is going on then she loses

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>>11373770
Ariana and her father, and Teri and the Anon she's with come to mind off the top of my head.
Buns may also apply, since I think the general consensus is that they're tiny, even compared to normal satyrs.

>>11376357
To win the game, you have to make the other one cum before she finishes her phone call.

>"Okay, so you want one large pizza with pepperoni, seasoned pork, beef, mushrooms, green bell peppers and red onions, is that right."
"R-Right."
>"Do you want any drinks with that?"
"Yes! Oh fuck, yes!"
>"Okay lady, no need to yell."

>>11374305
>Implying every pony, griffin and human in Equestria isn't going to look at that anthro pig and it's dad with utter disgust
>"Can you believe that hairless ape? He actually went and impregnated a pig!"
>"That retard does not represent the human race, so please don't think that all humans are like him."

>>11374284
Kinda, yeah.
I just like my lesbians enthusiastic, I guess.

>>11376632
That could be a good end.

>>11376357
I wonder if Mistake can transform into a version of herself with a giant horse dong?

>"People are always ignoring me in favour of you just because you have huge balloon tits, Yuzu. Well guess what, I have something you don't. Boom, twelve inch horse dick! Yeah, how d'ya like that boi?"
"I, um-"
>"Speechless, like I thought. Seriously though, bend over, I want to test this bad boy out."

>>11374284
>>Ew, Lesbians
Lesbians arent the problem. I'm just tired of those ships being the only things anyone does with those characters.

>>11380086
But Anon, if two characters are standing next to each other or hang out sometimes, then they MUST be a couple! What else can they be?!

>>11380086
Your welcome to propose new ideas mang, I'll add to it if you try. Just don't whine about it man, that's never productive. Do you want to try something new? What do you have in mind?

Filly

I need lewd anons. Lewds!

>>11383584
What if one of the satyrs was a filly fooler?

>>11388138
Gale is.

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Snug fug.

Bed bump.

Night

>>11388221
What if Icarus was one?

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>>11392165
I'd fuck a Spurs. That girl has got ass for days

>>11392312
I guess he could be one, but who would he fiddle?
>Hard mode no incest

Trash is fast today

>>11393341
>I guess he could be one,
Every single one could be one.

>>11393775
Probably just the staff moving a lot of threads at once. It stopped almost instantly.

>>11393341
Buoy Belle.

>>11394935
He said filly, not shark.

>>11327076
what are these things?

>>11396003
Goo girls, from someone doin' the Smooze.

Fast bump.

>>11397135
Post the second part!

>>11402605
You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.

>>11402605
Hmm

>>11398403
He posted the second part! >>11401943

>>11394935
So Gale AND Icarus are fooling Buoy? Is she just the resident child molestation victim? Not saying that in a hostile way, just curious.

>>11376675
Yeah, fucking niggers.

Bed bump.

Get up and stay up.

>>11406933
Maybe she initiated it with both of them.

>>11408911
Up

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>>11409880

>>11406933
Nah, Icarus hates that fish shit. He prefers actual fillies. Something he inherited from his mother, whom used to be into a certain filly named Scootaloo.

>>11406471
Noel could use more art.

>>11401943
Still a better ship than Utah x cow dung.

>>11411898
Utah x Darcy is where it's at

>>11412720
In your inbred dreams.

>>11412720
I do like that ship, but there isn't much content other than that one pic by /d/non.

>>11406471
I wish Vagabond would come back.

>>11413153
>I do like that ship
Why?

>>11412762
Better than either cow shit.

>>11413164
I'm glad he doesn't. Stay away from either thread's hostilities. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who could handle it for long; would cause a mental breakdown.

>>11413224
They make a cute couple.

>>11413385
>hostilities
Yes, because someone sane enough to tell a contributor with skills that a certain thing he created is extremely autistic is just a hostile shitposter, right?

>>11413876
Autism is the bread and butter of these threads, and Vagabond's stuff isn't really any more autistic than the other stuff we have here.

>>11414372
I'd argue less, since we have gone as far as literal inbreeding harems and eat play/butcher play.

>>11414372
Sure, slapping tits on a guy isn't autistic at all. Nor is giving him an ultra feminine body either. Not to mention its muscular as fuck. Oh, and definitely not autistic that he has sex with his twin sister. Or that they both hunt evil monsters. Nothing autistic there.

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>>11415238
>Oh, and definitely not autistic that he has sex with his twin sister.

>>11415238
>Implying more autistic than the usual fare
Stay mad. Never become self aware. Your blind impotent rage is delicious; whiny faggot.

>>11415295
>>11415343
Okay cucks.

So while we are on the subject, remember that super autistic idea where Celestia would gender bend male villains to give to anon to then impregnate so they could be made timid and attached to their kids? I liked that one.

>>11415820
The strongest shackle is the one you love.

>>11415295
>>11415343
Friendly reminder not to respond to trolls; even in a positive manner.

Just a reminder, for no particular reason.

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>>11417283
Not them, but I honestly don't even know who's trolling who right now.
Neither? Both? Samefagging? Who can say.

up

Satyr pussy.

>>11415238
There was nothing wrong with the monster hunting thing.

>>11421609
It was stupid. Equestria isn't teeming with monsters to the extent that people needed professional exterminators to deal with them. If that were the case ponies would have been dying left to right. Not to mention the fact that children were being put in serious harm's way.

>>11421609
Highly debatable. Even taking the monster hunting out of the dquation still leaves you with incessant shitposting about shipping him with Ivy, or Timber, or whoever they felt like at the time. You couldn't go one minute until someone brought him up again, just like Timber beforehand, and just like incest/Arianna/bunnies now.

>>11422110
As much as I detest Simmer, I don't think monster hunting is an inherently stupid idea, since you could absolutely write dangerous monsters in mlp.
The problem comes from the fact that they were always talked about as being so badass, but never really did anything, and somehow stayed small, unmuscular and scarless enough in the same setting to go full moe/trap.

They were just boring. Simmer had no flaws of any sort unless they were cute (aww, he can't cook) and Broil is barely a character as opposed to Simmer's arm candy sidekick.
There was just too much of the people discussing the setting trying to have their cake and eat it too with them being badass, grizzled monster hunters but also cute, almost innocent teens.

>>11415820
Can't say that I do. Was that in these threads or some other general?
Doesn't really sound satyr related.

>>11421609
Agreed. It was a pretty cool headcanon IMO. I also liked those stories he wrote about them being in school. Shame they'll never be continued.

>>11422536
>grizzled monster hunters
>cute, almost innocent teens.
Weren't those just separate headcanons?

>>11423033
Judging from the artwork, it looked to be the same.

>>11423081
I don't know what his headcanon was, but I figured they'd mostly be training and maybe doing a few low-danger jobs in their teens. They would only start doing serious work in their 20s. Maybe in their 30s, they'd be comparing battle scars.

>>11422110
>Equestria isn't teeming with monsters to the extent that people needed professional exterminators to deal with them
Because you know every inch of Equestria.
Even if that is not the case, who gives a crap? There has been THOUSANDS of stories where odd things happen. You wanna bitch about Fallout: Equestria or just about every story in the AiE general while you're at it? Sheesh.

Morning bump.

>>11422536
This.

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>>11422536
>>11423033
>>11423081
I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I mean, come on, how much art do you think there is of Fluttershy alone where she's fighting things and dressed as a warrior and stuff?
This fandom would be extremely dead if people like you were to nag like that on every piece of work like this.

>>11425998
People are more sensitive to character contrivances when they are OCs. As much as satyr likes to proclaim that there's no canon, the headcanons all being immutable tends to manifest as them all being concurrent, which, coupled with a lot of absurd buffs that drakes got, breaks a lot of people's suspension of disbelief.

The monster hunting lore could work but they'd need to have thier designs changed to account for the lifestyle. But given the only known anti-monster agency is currently defunct...

>>11426152
Pretty much this.
First, debuff drakes. Hell, it's a problem with the fans of the characters themselves rather than drakes as a whole, when you consider this shit rarely if ever touches Thistle, Ash and others. Even muddle is largely spared of having these hero stats heaped on him.
They can have some damn flaws and not be the best at everything. It'll be alright.

Second, if you still want them to be twinky and cute, then accept that they're probably not doing any "moster hunting" more extreme than killing giant rats in basements and using sticks to keep the local mudcrab population down.
If you want them to be these hardasses bringing down hydras, they're gonna also be distintcly muscular, grizzled, likely have rough personalities, and have a lot of scars.
Not just one or two attractively rugged scars like a claw swipe on the brow, either. The sort of ugly, disfiguring scars you'd get when a giant monster chews on your scalp and won't let go.

>>11427156
>The sort of ugly, disfiguring scars you'd get when a giant monster chews on your scalp and won't let go.
We need more disfigured satyrs.

It doesn't matter either way if we can fix them or not since Vag isn't coming back.

>>11427156
Right, so nobody is allowed to talk about a character being a monster hunter or demon hunter unless they are 100% super-serious and make the character extremely buffed with big nasty scars all over the body like a barbarian from DnD. Got it.

Go tell everyone in this entire fandom that they're not allowed to have fun and write or draw ponies like Rainbow Dash fighting monsters anymore. In fact, go tell everyone working at Hasbro that they can't have the ponies fight dragons and other villains unless they give the ponies disfigured scars and lots of muscles as well.

>>11427676
I don't see how vag coming back is relevant. Anyone can draw Simmer and Broil if they want to; unfucking the characters will help see that actually occur.

Vag coming back would make them less likely to be unfucked.
Vag is, if nothing else, stubborn and highly resistant to criticism.
Whether it was valid, constructive, well worded and polite, or people screaming that it's shit, it didn't matter. He kept making the same stuff with the same problems over and over again.

And I get it, he has every right to make what he wants, how he wants. If that means making an endless stream of Simmer pics with fucked, unimproving anatomy and writing him with blatant Gary Stu attributes, fine. He has every right to do that.

But when you do certain things, you have to accept that you'll get flack for them. That's just the nature of the beast. When doing what you love is unpopular, it sometimes requires a thick skin.
But to him, all criticism was an attack, and he couldn't stand it when people didn't show the same fanatical devotion that he did to the "they are perfect" headcanon he'd written for them.

>When the thread is so toxic people still shit talk somebody long gone

>>11428508
I guess complain-anon really hates Vag.

>>11428623
>It's only one single person every time
Don't start that shit again.

>>11427191
What did you have in mind.

>>11430411
Different guy, and not really disfiguring, but still about scars.
>Hotshot and Icarus are taking a shower
>Shot notices that Icarus has bruises on quite a few places, and what appears to be whip marks all over his back
>He asks what happened
>Turns out Icarus really enjoys being dominated by Ambrosia

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Would you an amputee satyr?

night bump

>>11434194
Top unf.

>>11438022
I want to fuck that FUCKING LEAF.

>>11430411
Satyrs with heavily scarred faces, visibly missing limbs, etc.
Satyrs that have experienced and survived wars, disasters or great personal tragic accidents that left them permanently disfigured.

>>11436048
Yes.

>>11438240
Fuckin' love seeing satyrs wearing panties.

>>11439804
Would be interesting, especially the accidents one, since it's easiest to avoid grimderp.
Any specific satyrs in mind?

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>>11440890
You wouldn't steel a satyr's panties, would you?

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>>11442494
I would steal Cici's.

>>11442114
I guess we already have Brigid, and other than that it would be new satyrs I guess. Unless soneone wants to completely redesign an alternate version of an existing one.

>>11442619
Adding my own idea, when I was designing Theseus, I'd always intended he had some pretty serious scars on his back and neck, from a chupacabra attack as a child.

>>11442690
Interesting. I guess he'd make a pretty suitable badass.

>>11442690
>Theseus
Who? And don't bother fucking replying if it's an inbred monster OC.

>>11442735
I don't know about badass, though I figure he did move off for a few years to join the city guard of some nearby town.
Probably got some formal training with his bow out of it, but whether or not he ever saw any action more intense than handling petty bandits and thieves is another question.

fast

>>11443377
>join the city guard of some nearby town.
>Implying any town guards would want a giant inbred freak walking with them
You're not serious, are you?

>>11444172
>not wanting a giant defending your town

>>11444366
>replying to b8

>>11444366
>Hiring low int giant as defense.
>Wanting collateral damage constantly no matter what
>Not hiring normal sized people who know what they're doing.

>>11444737
Well when your town gets shat on by a bunch of roving giants, you'll only have yourself to blame.

>>11444172
>>11444737
He's only 1/3 giant or something like that, isn't he?
I imagine he'd be smaller than even Ariana.
Still bigger than humans and ponies, of course, but not exactly a towering giant.

>>11341197
I wonder what it's like to rape someone going through heroine withdrawal.

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>>11445119

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>>11445119
Not as much fun as doing it with a catatonic freshly clean bun who just finished a several day cleanse session.

>Is limp as a noodle so can be easily clean with a shower
>None responsive and just stares blankly to the ceiling
>Like a huge, warm fleshlight

Far better than the piss soaked, thrashing and yelling exorcism you'd be doing on the bed.

>>11445111
Yeah, like 8 feet or something, compared to Ariana's 12, and a full blooded arimaspi's 30+.

Not exactly capable of being a city crushing force of nature, and he won't be fighting a dragon 1 on 1, but still a pretty imposing presence by most species standards.

>>11444556
>Implying it's bait
You are having a serious discussion

about an inbred monster. Absolute autism.

>>11445378
Why does that rustle your jimmies so much?

>>11445651
Because he's just looking to troll. Just ignore him.

>>11445747
>Because he's just looking to troll
>Implying
Yeah, becasuse telling someone with skills that a particular thing he created is extremely retarded and autistic is nothing but a shitposting troll.

>>11446701
>someone with skills
Aww. Thanks, Anon.
But, you know, real talk. I've got a lot of irl shit going down all at once, including multiple deaths in the family.
So maybe stop being an unrelenting asshole and just let me enjoy my thing?

>>11445222
>None responsive and just stares blankly to the ceiling

>She turns her head limply to face you as you support yourself above her and thrust vigorously between her spread thighs.
>"Are you my daddy?"
>Man, she wasn't looking too good.
>Still, you chuckle and lean forward to kiss her on the cheek as she lies beneath you like a limp, lifeless doll.
"Afraid not, sweetheart. Now shut up like a good girl and stay still."

A brain damaged bun is still useful.

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>>11447226
I was thinking more along the lines of strung out bun who is too tired and given up on life to even care at this point. Not so much age regression.

But buns are pretty varied, and can be just about anything we need.

>>11445378
Agreed; but talking about inbreeding was why THIS thread was made. In the /trash/. Not on /mlp/. Ironically enough, those same autists are still complaining about vag's style, but whatever. They can't be helped.

fast bump

>>11447718
I think you are getting confused. I'm fairly certain it's mostly complain-anon who shits on Vag's style and it's almost certainly him you're replying to there.

>>11448869
>I'm fairly certain it's mostly complain-anon who shits on Vag's style
>Plenty of people has posted legitimate reasons here why they hated/liked Simmer and Broil
>"Hurr, it's all just my boogeyman shitposting. Ignore everything."
You are a lost cause.

>>11327076
I need images of that gooboy with the bowtie
they do not need to be lewd
that gooboy is simply too cute
Ill become a ponyfag if that cahracter is canon

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>>11450375
George?
George is generally a girl, probably. As far as a goo is male or female.

And not canon herself, but is the offspring of the version of the Smooze from the gen1 show in the 80's.

>>11450435
shame it aint canon
that goo is too cute
yall got a booru where I can get more images of George?

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>>11450517
https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-george
There's sadly not much about her right now, but she's also relatively new.

>>11450584
Ill have to lurk then
thanks mate

>>11450584
>the artist is MT, who Ive been following for quite a while
well fuck, how the hell'd I miss that

>>11450286
We've known this for months. He/they are like that tin foil hat guy. "It's the complain aliens; sneaking their eggs into our milk to reproduce with out women and cause men to get gassy."

>>11450781
No problem, lad.

>>11450781
I'll post some of the other stuff of George later if you're still around anon

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The characters might be shit, but I do like Broil's bod.

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>>11453093
Thats literally a Simmer edit, hue

>>11454551
Pretty kek

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Satyrs belong in bed.
Go full dadderoni and tuck them lil' shits in like the adorable abominations they are.

>>11454551
I thought Summer had wings and regular ears and white arms?

>>11453093
See >>11454551


>>11456793
An edit. Someone went out of their way to change a Simmer pic because "ew, Simmer". Let that sit for a second.

>>11457227
>because "ew, Simmer"
That wasn't the reason, you shitposting ass.

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Which satyrs are the biggest tomboys?

>>11455974
>go full dadderoni and tuck them in
>Satyr expected sex when you asked her at the bar if she wanted to go home to your place

>>11459828
>Bella gets drunk and goes home with a human
>He's sterile and just wants to play dad.

>>11459847
>that's secretly her fetish

>>11459987
>"Anon, uh, dad?"
"Yes Bella?"
>"Will you take me to the movies? I kinda wanted to see IT, or Annabelle, or maybe..." she trails off.
"What was that third one, baby girl?"
>L...leap."
>You smile.
"I think that one's a good option." you affirm, ruffling her hair.

>>11460195
Two grown people who are both really drunk going to a kid movie? That'll end well.

>>11461219
Kinda figured this was after they sobered up and they were just being weird together to attain emotional fulfillment they both lacked.

>>11461262
That could work too.

>>11461948
>Everyone who knows them seem to think it's some kind of weird sugar daddy thing.
>It's really not.

>>11461262
Sounds like a cute relationship.
He'll be the dad she never had, and she'll be the daughter he never had.

>>11462139
How often do they make time to hang out?
Does Anon help his surrogate daughter practice her wrestling?
Does she ever lose control and actually hit him because she started thinking of her real dad?
If so, does she shrug it off when she comes down like it's nothing, or get really upset?
How would he comfort her?

>>11462946
>How often do they make time to hang out?
They really hit it off and hang out all the time.

>Does Anon help his surrogate daughter practice her wrestling?
Of course.

>Does she ever lose control and actually hit him because she started thinking of her real dad?
Nah, although he might get roughed up a bit during their wrestling practice.

>How would he comfort her?
Nothing more comforting than cuddling under a warm blanket on the couch while watching classic wrestling.

>>11463028
>"Oh come on, dad. It was one little supplex."
"Yeah, but I'm not as young as I used to be, sweetheart." you say, rubbing your back. "One day, you'll be old too, never forget."
>"Pfft, by then, I'll be the world champ, and nobody'll wanna even risk tangling with me."
"Maybe. I'm surprised a girl as small as you can manhandle me like that. I'm worried for any ponies you fight."
>Bella just chortles, flexing her muscles. "Yeah, they don't stand a chance."

>Nothing more comforting than cuddling under a warm blanket on the couch while watching classic wrestling.
Better be old 90's wrestling, son.

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So no lewd satyr today?

>>11469767
No, we're being comfy with surrogate daughteru, and healing her heart.
There is no lewd here.

>>11469849
Who says it can't get lewd as well?

Moving

>>11471883
I mean, I guess it could, but Bella's taking risks enough in her mind as is.

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>>11471096
Fucking Bella must be one of the most weird experiences that one could have.
>"It-it's not like i'm about to cum because you are fu-fucking me with you dirty monkey dick"

or maybe she would fuck a human with her strap-on, i bet she has all kind of toys and sexy costumes with the excuse of "muh wrestling"

>>11474806
>ywn wrestle Bella while she's wearing sexy leather lingerie

>>11474806
And Hikki will narrate.
>"Oh, Bella just tried putting Anon in a submission hold, but he countered with a clit twister! He's transitioning into a mating press! But now Bella's using it to her advantage with a leg lock! could this be the end for Anon?"

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>>11474868
>sexy leather lingerie
Japanese wrestling is a great source of inspiration for that kind of fetish, i mean for wrestling related items

>>11475639
wew

Bella wearing these when?

>>11476854
Drizzle is best sister-gf.

>>11476854

>"Gale, I don't know if I want to do this. M-Maybe we shouldn't?"
"It's up to you. Just know that Nobody else would ever be willing to have sex with you or find you the least bit attractive."
>"I'm not... I'm not that bad, am I?"
"Honestly, you should be thanking me. Normally I'd never consider doing this with somebody like you, but I'm sick of listening to you whining about being lonely all day."
>"I'm sorry."
"Whatever, you'd better say thank you after this."

>>11477095
Go on...

>>11477107
I wasn't planning on adding anything more, only playing on the idea of her brother being able to emotionally manipulate her and use her insecurities to pressure her into sex.

Feel free to continue it if you want.

>>11477147
If anything, I'd imagine she'd be the one initiating it and him just going along with it to get her to stop pestering him.

>>11477184
She's probably desperate enough to try that, but from her brother's point of view a lot can be said for having your own living, breathing fleshlight just down the hall from your bedroom who you know will never say no.

>>11477247
If he's interested in sex, then that would be true I suppose. I never figured he'd be all that fixated on it though.

I bet she has ten times the libido he does, so if anything, it's likely that she'd be the one going to him most of the time.

>>11477294

>"Gale, Gale... Gale."
>Drizzle watches on as her brother lifts his book closer to his face, doing his best to ignore his sister's existence.
>"Gale... Gale... Gale!"
"Oh my god, what?!"
>"Have sex with me."
"Why?"
>"For practice."
"Gross."

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>>11474806
>r maybe she would fuck a human with her strap-on
>tfw i will never be fucked by a buff satyr while she is watching wrestling on tv
why live?

>>11477337
"Dear diary,

I fear I may have made a grave mistake.
Yesterday, my sister was pestering me about having sex with her as usual. In the hope that it would satisfy her for a while and get her to leave me alone, or perhaps fall asleep from exhaustion, I finally gave in and fucked her.
I insisted that we do it in her bed, since her room is already permeated with her musk and the stench of sweaty clothes piled around the place, so nobody would notice the difference.
I made sure to pull her tail and smack her ass quite hard so she wouldn't get too comfortable about it, but she only seemed to enjoy it even more.
I have to admit, it felt pretty good at the time, but that doesn't mean I want to spend all day every day listening to her prattle on or fucking her.
It's bad enough that I have to listen to her masturbating for hours every night through the wall.

I began to realize my mistake this morning when I decided to take a shower as I always do.
Drizzle sometimes comes in the bathroom while I take a shower, saying she really needs to pee and can't hold it in, but I know she probably just wants to sneak a peek at my dick.
Today was different, though. Instead of insisting to use the toilet, she came into the shower with me, naked, and insisted that we shower together.
The look in her eyes scared me - it was a look of lust.
I told her to go away, but as usual she refused to listen and I eventually just agreed to let her wash my body and I do the same for her, as arguing with her is futile and would only waste more time.

>>11477793
She has been clingier than ever all day at school.
Fortunately, we don't have the same classes, but every break she would show up without fail and follow me around.
Hard as I try to ignore her and show my disinterest, she won't stop talking to me while I try to study.
What's even worse is that on the way home, she insisted on holding my hand.

And the looks she was giving me during dinner... pure lust!
I sincerely hope mom and dad didn't notice.
That would be really awkward.

I may not have much experience in these matters myself, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what this means; she's begun to think of me as her boyfriend.
I hope to Celestia that she'll lose interest after a while, or I don't know what I'll do.

She's busy doing her homework as I write this, and hopefully she will be for a while so I can get some peace.

Oh fuck, I hear footsteps in the hallway.
That's probably her!

I'm hiding under the bed as I finish writing this entry and hoping she'll go away.
If she finds me, she'll surely not leave me alone until I have sex with her again.
May Celestia be with me." -Gale

>>11477809
How cute, yet also erotic.

>>11475654
Soon™, I'm sure.

>>11477809
This was very cute and lewd. Nice work

>>11484756
The way she's got her hands up is great.
Uncle 'Non's got her well trained.

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>>11475639
Joshi wrestlers are made of sex... SEX!
>>11479351
i hope! my dick can only get so erect with imagination

>>11479351
>>11487181
I'm sure the one who created Bella would draw that if you showed him.

So... Why do people seem to hate Arianna?

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>>11489927
She's popular and has traits that aren't for everyone, like not being one of the major races, and being closely linked with incest.
So she's an easy target for the guy who just likes picking fights. I just ignore him.

Personally, Ariana's my fave.
>tfw last night, she turned up in my dreams for the first time.
True, we were just helping the neighbors move back in, but she was there.

>>11490632
Nearly at the limit, ya boi.

>>11489927
Well, Let's see...
>Titan-sized monster
>Literally a freak
>Nonstop DGA autism everytime she's mentioned
>Can't talk about Kimmy/Mera living a relatively normal life anymore without that arimashit and DGA being brought up
>It's pretty much canon that all monster offsprings are living in a daughter harem with their dad, whom somehow managed to fuck and impregnate every extremely dangerous monster in Equestria
>The one who worships that thing worships her so much that he can't imagine having a child with anyone but her, and so creates inbred monster OCs
>Acts like such a thing is perfectly normal
I could go on, but I don't feel like it is necessary. Needless to say, she is the ultimate form of autism. Dare I say even more autistic than Nyx?

>>11490140
>She's popular
Yeah, to you and one more degenerate. Almost everyone on /mlp/ and this fandom would be disgusted if they saw that pile of monster shit.

>>11491088
You might want to at least skim a story before you go criticizing its specific points.

>>11491128
>>11491128
>>11491128
NEW THREAD

>>11491088
>to you and one more degenerate
Hipster. Degenerate hipster.

>>11477038
>>11476854
Unf.
Does anybody know who drew these?