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>no Princess Ruto ava

>>11322167
Food play when?

>>11322167
>fangs

Remember when /erp/ was fun?

>>11322167
Is she having a foodgasm?

Because I'm into that for some weird reason.

>i don't like lolis
>aight
>i don't like fat/buff/anemic chicks
>aight
>I don't like futas
>aight
>i don't like anime hairs
>aight
>I don't like brown girls
>I /DEMAND/ A RATIONALIZATION FOR THIS UNHEARD OF /SLANDER/ YOU TRIPLEPLUS UNGOOD RACIST

>>11322220
>I don't like anime hairs
That's a new one.

>>11322199
I miss doing that, or comfy baking things in general
>>11322213
Yes. Yes she is.
>>11322207
All the better for nibbling a dick
>>11322208
Yes.

>>11322220
Don't start again.

>>11322231
Gazer?

>>11322220
>I don't like futas
>does literally anything
>FUTAFAGS FORCING THEIR SHIT

>>11322238
n-no i gotta go bye

>>11322227
Some of them get kinda dumb and silly and the recent attribution of crazy haircolors to libshittery can leave a sour taste in some people's mouths.
Wouldn't really think it's a dealbreaker though.

>>11322167
>No Snek Cat Vampire senpai ava.
Why even live?

>>11322244
Oh well bye

>>11322248
S3 next season. So pumped.

>>11322240
is futa the new nigger?

>>11322244
Later Gazer

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>>11322220
>>i like lolis
>>FUCKING PEDO TRASH
>>i like fat/buff/anemic chicks
>>FAT IS TRASH, MUSCLES ARE GAY
>>I like futas
>>FUTA IS FUCKING HOT TRASH
>>i like anime hairs
>>DUMB WEEB
>>I like brown girls
>>WE WAZ KANGS N SHEIT

>>11322253
Seriously? They are making a Season 3 of Shokugeki no Soma?

>>11322262
>I like futa
FUCKING FUTAFAGS BACK AT IT AGAIN FORCING THEIR SHIT FETISH ON EVERYONE

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>>11322233
I mean he's not wrong.
Most of the others you get agreement, ignored, or just entry-level banting.
Skin suddenly gets the Genuinely Offended people out of the woodwork.

>>11322220
All of those other kinks are legit trash though barring maybe Anime hairs.

>>11322262
Reactions to liking thing aren't really comparable to reactions to disliking thing
Fat IS trash tho

>>11322274
>literally every body type that isn't basic ass middle of the road shit is 'trash'
aight

>>11322275
My point is that people get autistic over every kink.

Besides some of those examples aren't great since most aren't actually liked by the majority.

>>11322236
Oh Lord why did i say this? Uh can of worm is an expression about a different problem.
A uh ... A fetishists I this context is someone who fantasizes about romantic relationships with robots.

>>11322270
You know very well the reason he got shit on wasn't just due to taste but I'm not even gonna bother elaborating because you're obviously just trying to start shit again.

>OOGA BOOGA ALL BROWN GIRLS ARE SMELLY NIGGERS KIKES DEMOCRATS
>Wow stfu
>IT'S MY CHOICE STOP HATING

>>11322284
Thicc and petite are fine, but those weren't listed.
Traps are also okay. But everything else is legitimately awful.

>>11322265
Yes, it's coming out in the fall season.
>>11322252
Seeya
>>11322261
Peace

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>>11322291
>wasn't just due to taste
A misguided attempt to virtue signal over what a dude activates his stand to then?
Because that's honestly even more embarrassing.
>I'm not going to bother attempting discussion because I know more about your intent than you do
phew

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>disgusting muscle fag doesn't like Dark Skinned beauties.

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>>11322290
Oooooh ... I see. So if a robot would fantasize about having a romantic relationship with a human would he or she be a human fetishist?

>all these people in the thread that can't handle a real nord woman

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>>11322298
Noice.

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>>11322311
I like to fuck women, not guys with tits, thanks...

>Look back and read the small meltdown that one guy had over mommy shit that was aimed at Raikou.
>Think that it was really dumb but at least next time we know not to bite bait so hard.
>Last thread happens.

Woah it's almost as if people of differing taste pass through here and arguing about taste and opinions is kinda pointless.

>>11322309
Hm. Well yes i suppose so. Hadn't thought about that. Guess that'd be a match made in heaven.

>>11322322
Maybe people shouldn't parade their opinions around as fact then.

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>Pretends to like muscle girls
>Doesn't want to have wild savage sex
Get a load of this guy cam.

>>11322315
You know it, and I'm pretty sure Rindou is gonna be in it too.
>Lewding Megumi
>Not lewding Alice
delet

>>11322322
People just need to not get baited so fucking easily
Shit, it's like they've never been anywhere but this thread

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Hello
Where are the MILFs?

>>11322344
Take off the suit, Kirby.

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>People arguing over fetishes and tastes in women's body types
>Implying any of you losers are going to ever have a chance at having sex with a woman to begin with

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>>11322326
Well, Ruby is a weapon fetishist I’m quite sure she is in love with Crescent Rose … that is close enough I suppose and I like Ruby, so I’m a Ruby fetishist? Mmmm mmmm.
>Thanks to Anon’s new data Penny was now intent to analyze her sexual fetish or the closet thing she comes to them.
And you Anon? What are your fetish? Are you woman fetishist or a male fetishist?

>>11322338
Not enough Alice love out there.

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>>11322354
Not enough Alice love or Leonora love

>>11322354
>Clearly her having this unnuanced view of the weird fetish would go badly. Hopefully he could just apologize later because he was NOT getting into this right now.
Oh um ... I would say women and i guess robots actually. I'm really not sure why. Maybe watching those cartoons messed me up.
... Wait your friend has a weapon fetish?

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>>11322344
>>11322347

>>11322332
>literally just "i don't like thing!" -tier
>STOP PRETENDING IT'S FACTS YOU'RE SHOVING YOUR TASTE DOWN OUR THROATS AND MAKING US ACCEPT IT AS FACT, FASCIST

>>11322372
This world is rotten.

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>>11322378
Agreed.

>>11322336
LWAva?

>>11322320
Like you're ever gonna get any action, egghead.

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>>11322352
>implying you've gotten laid either

>>11322381
how many names does this nigga have at this point

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>>11322344
What's a MILF?

>>11322380
I loved the manga until Erina's Dad shows up. Completely killed it for me. I read up to Souma vs. some guy when they cooked bear and stopped.

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>>11322347

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>>11322377
>"THESE PEOPLE ARE POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE THEREFORE I MUST POST MY OWN CONTRARY OPINION ON THE MATTER!"
>Proceeds to add a shit /pol/ meme on top of it, and then say everyone who disagrees with him has shit taste

t. Musclefag.

>>11322390
Literally 2

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Cock.

>>11322397
>how dare people have opinions /I DON'T LIKE/
also how the hell do you get triggered by WEWUZ that hard holy shit

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>>11322401
Lewding Peacock should be a sin.

>>11322392
I really need to catch up on it myself. Every time I sit down to start I get distracted.

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>>11322394
>>11322347

>>11322401
wait does she have robolegs too

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>>11322374
She keeps calling her scythe darling and hugging it and kissing it so I guess she has a weapon fetish. Especially after that thing with the katana that I didn’t understand much. And I have not seen her do it with guys so I suppose that she has a weapon fetish.
>Satisfied of her flawless logic, Penny gave Anon a big bright smile.
So … if you have a woman and a robot fetish does that means …
>Suddenly Penny covered his face with her hands and blushed a deep and luminous shade of red.
GOSH! THAT IS LEWD! SO LEWD! YOU HAVE A FETISH TO ME!

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>>11322408
Your face should be a sin.
>>11322415
Duh.

>>11322408
Do a 180 and moonwalk into hell etc.

>>11322415
All four limbs were amputated. Eyes, too.

>>11322418
... Huh. I guess your friend has a weapon fetish then. That's weird and that's coming from me.
>At Penny's outburst the anon jumps in surprised, looking confused for a moment.
Huh? You? Wait ... you're a robot!? I ruffled a robot girl's hair ... Nice.

>>11322406
Different opinions are fine. Being an attention seeker by posting a contrary opinion for no other reason than to start shit, is not fine.
I really hate futa, but I'm not gonna make a stupid post about why I don't like it just to trigger people.

Protip: You are NOT required to post your opinion about anything. If you post it, that's entirely because you want to make it known.

>>11322419
>Somehow didn't notice this
>My beautiful robot wife just got 40% hotter
Naisu.

>>11322401
Nice flat chest but she needs a dick.

>>11322419
Those hips would sire so many child.

>>11322430
>talk about something as it's brought up
>Y-YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO START SHIT, I KNOW YOUR POSTING INTENT BETTER THAN YOU DO AT ALL TIMES
Protip: you are NOT required to post your opinion about other people's opinion about anything. If you post it, that's entirely because you want to make it known
etcetera etcetera etfuckingcetera

>>11322431
>My beautiful robot wife
Calm down CaptainKirb

>>11322423
Knew about the arms and eyes. Forgot about the legs. Prolly because offiially in a foofy dress n shit all the time

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>>11322431
Let's try not to move together quite yet.
>>11322437
...I agree.
>>11322441
Beat it, creep.

>>11322444
who

>>11322413
Im so glad Smash Mods came this far

>>11322454
Bitch I'm a double fugitive we're bunking.
Now scoot over I'm nappin'.

>>11322454
Now the only question is, how big of a dick?

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I'm ready to make a...ngh...Jill Sandwich.

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>>11322459
They artist behind all those Peacocks. The sheer amount of her he draws is nutty
He's liked putting her in Rouge's outfit lately

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>>11322428
No No No. I mean I’m not. I’m totally a real gir… *HICCUP* *HICCUP *HICCUP*-
Freaking out from having spilled the beans (what kind of beans she even wondered) and being embarrassed since Anon has a Penny fetish. She started to hiccup wildly while agitating her arms in an attempt to deny what she said before. After doing so for few minutes she stopped, her shoulders falling down in a clearly defeated gesture.
Fine … yes … I’m not a real girl.

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I want a Skullgirls rper to be on!
>It's Peacock.
Thanks Monkey's Paw.

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>>11322443
You don't post about a contrary opinion in the middle of a thread, when people are posting that thing and like it, put a forced meme on top of it, and then try to deflect it because you know people will respond to it negatively and not be seeking attention.

If it were for almost any other popular kink here it would still be seen as bait or a cry for attention.

Don't like thing? Don't bitch about it and just leave.

>>11322475
At least it's not Painwheel.

>>11322477
>wah wah why doesn't everybody hugbox my shitty fetish wahhhh

>>11322473
holy
fucking
SHIT

I like lolis

>>11322491
Aight.

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>>11322483
>HOW FUCKING DARE PEOPLE CALL ME OUT FOR HAVING SHITTY OPINIONS!? PEOPLE MUST RESPECT WHATEVER I POST NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT IS OR ELSE THEY'RE JUST HUGBOXERS! M-MUH FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

>>11322474
>The anon watched the hiccup explosion in concern for a moment, now wondering how a robot hiccups. He waited till it was done before smiling and again patting the top of her head.
You seem pretty real to me. You're real cute at least. You can also get embarrassed, hiccup, and lie and stuff. Sure, you may not be organic, but you're a girl here in front of me and that seems pretty real.
>He paused for a moment, thinking of what to say next as he rubbed her head.
By the by, this is pretty mindblowing ... and now I'm wishing I hadn't mentioned my robot fetish. Its kinda embarrassing in this context.

>>11322505
>wahhhh mommy mommy make the mean man stop disliking what i like wahhhh

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>>11322513
>LET ME BE A CONTRARIAN FAGGOT! LET ME POST RETARDED BAIT! TAKE MY MEME OPINIONS SERIOUSLY!

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>>11322487
It's good stuff

>>11322491
FUCK YOU PEDOPHILE

>>11322534
DON'T YOU TALK TO KENZAKI-SAMA LIKE THAT

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Let people like what they like and dislike what they dislike. Stop kinkshaming people for no reason other than (You)s.

>>11322531
>waahhh mommy he's not stopping, a-and he's a RACIST! why don't they stop because i tell them mommy wahhhhhh

>>11322549
(You)

>This is what we traded in for the furry trio

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>>11322511
I suppose so, you are gentle Anon. As gentle as Ruby but without the weapon fetish, but you have a Penny fetish so I suppose that would be good too. If lewd. Really lewd. Totally lewd. Definitely lewd. Comparatively highly lewd.
>She snuggles under his renewed head pats while pouring out synonymous, and then she stopped.
What should we do anon? I think I have a human fetish but I’m not sure I have a male one.

>>11322533
>lipstick marks
my shit
godbless you crazy fyck

>>11322558
Still a good trade off desu.

>I'll keep responding, that'll show how much I don't care

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>Rattles as she blocks your path.
I've got a BONE to pick with you!

>>11322572
How does skele have the thicc?

>>11322578
It's padding.

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>>11322533
>there will never be an artist that draws your waif an unhealthy ammount

>>11322572
...Okay? Might as well go out and say it then.
>Pokes one of her eyeholes.

>>11322572
>Hits with a flanged mace and loots her body for some bones and gold coins, then walks over to the nearby treasure chest
Fucking treasure-guarding spooks.

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>>11322578
It's padding. Y'know, life stuffing your pants full of garden soil to make it look round instead of all bone-y.
>>11322602
>As expected, the eye socket is hollow. The inside of her skull feels cold.
Er, uh... I didn't actually have anything to say. I was wondering if we could, y'know. BONE?
>>11322605
>The skele-bitch collapses with a single swing, her bones and skull now scattered across the floor. Congratulations, you gained 2 XP!

>>11322598
>Reminder that there's this one turbo autist that's paid like over 10k in commissions to have macro Falco and NOTHING ELSE

>>11322642
>BONE.
How?

>>11322642
....Unless that's another euphemism that's a little sudden, isn't it lady?

Are you normally this direct with humans?

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>>11322642
>>11322572
How do you even fuck it?

>autistic skeleton gf
my erection shouldn't be what it be
but it do

>>11322559
P-penny can you stop taking about how lewd this is? It's kind of messing with me.
>At her question anon removed his hand as he thought before sighing.
If you aren't into guys then there's nothing to do really. Just because you and someone have some complimentary fetishes and interests doesn't mean something has to happen. I would like something to, but things are how they are.

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>>11322714
No. No. I know I like Ruby and she is human. But I’ve not interacted with a guy that wasn’t my Father or the General. How do I know if I like them? This whole fetish business is really complicated.

Recommend me a milf to play /erp/

>>11322750
Ragyo.

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>>11322660
Fuck if I know. You'll need to get creative.
>>11322663
>Are you normally this direct with humans?
Only with those whose ride I wouldn't want to get off.
...Was that even English?
>>11322688
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>11322713
>autistic
???

>>11322740
It really is Penny. It really is.
( Sorry. I've got to get going)

>>11322767
Seriously girl, besides rubbing my cock on your pelvis I don't think there is much I can do to bone you.

>>11322771
See you Anon. Have fun storming the castle.

>>11322767
Babe. Sweetheart. Bone mama. I appreciate the honesty. Really I do. It's endearing.
But A, we're in a public street, B, I've known you for twenty seconds, and C...

Fuck it. Pony up for a room somewhere that has room service and you can ride as long as you want.

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>>11322773
(Just push your cock through her eye socket, fill her hollow head with something)

>>11322807
I suppose that would work, for me at least. I hope you like being skullfucked.
>And saying so, he grabs the skull girl head and thrust his cock in her eye socket until his cock his squeezed by it and then it pulls it out again to push it inside once more. And pull and push.

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>>11322828
(W-wait I'm not her, I'm just watching from the background)

>>11322767
I suppose that would work, for me at least. I hope you like being skullfucked.
>And saying so, he grabs the skull girl head and thrust his cock in her eye socket until his cock his squeezed by it and then it pulls it out again to push it inside once more. And pull and push.

>>11322835
Too late.
> he carves your eye away and fucks you there.
Much better is really warm at least.

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Cunts

>>11322848
Faker!

>>11322835
Relaxing til you're in the mood today?

>>11322848
I'll give you a limited edition fidget spinner for a sad handjob.

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>>11322847
>Gets mindfucked, she died like she lived, with cock in her mind

>>11322857
(Yep)

>>11322835
(When's that tea-party I was promised, snothair.)

>>11322848

Whoa, what brought that on?

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>>11322856
I'm not a fake.
>>11322862
You're tempting me.
>>11322877
I got told to do it.

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>>11322876
(When I get in the mooooood)
(Maybe after a few images of cock)

>>11322874
Alright, see ya later or tonight, Roll

>>11322886

Oh.

Can I ask you about your ears?

>>11322886
Faaakeeeeeeeeeer

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>>11322898
They help me listen.
>>11322906
Okay, I'm a fake.

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>>11322391
Usually cuddly looking older women with tits you want to motorboat and an ass you'd like on your face.

>>11322886
I have it right here. I'll give it to you right after you make me cum.

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>>11322923
... Show me the fidget spinner

>>11322913

Okay. But if you hear out of the rabbit ones, what are the human ones for?

Do you, like, hear everything twice?

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>>11322929
>Spins it

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>tfw you just came but he keeps pounding your g-spot.

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>>11322887
Aight.

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>>11322938
The rabbit ears don't have a delay anon.
They hear at the same time the human ones do...
>>11322941
Ha, you think that's a rare fidget spinner?
You got scammed mate.

>>11322975
Seriously?! They said it was gold plated...!
>Scratches at the spinner, scrapes off gold paint.
... Shit. How about some dry humping to help me feel better about being scammed, mate?

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>>11322970
(Hot)

>>11323009
I try. Contain your orgasms.

>>11322975

So the human ears work? They're not, like, vestigial?

That's wacky.

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>>11322887

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>>11323103
>3D

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>>11323032
(Too late)

>>11323103
(Also hot)

>>11323128
Best get to kidnappin' then.

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>>11323115
Can't help what we're into.

>>11323103
More 3d Bepis

>>11323145
Somebody actually playing that 3d then?

>>11323145

Turn around.

>>11322960
I'm not going to apologize.

>>11323165
I want to suck breakfast from those teats

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Best animal crossing

>>11323237
Agreed.

>>11323237
Where? Is the cute dog behind Sable?

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>>11323237
I object.

>>11323252
>Pets the good doggo

>>11323252
I want to make love with her for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>11323252
Isabella truly is the bestest girl in Animal Crossing. I just want her to crawl under my desk and suck me off after a hard day of helping the villagers in my town.

>>11323237
Whare da Ankha

>>11323158
I remember someone once saying they were going to play this one porn star, but I guess that fell through

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>>11323237
>>11323252
Can't we just compromise?

>>11323318
Now you have my interest.

>>11323237
Correct

>>11323413
Why is helmetless Midna so much hotter than regular?

>>11323473
Long flowing hair is a sign of femininity

>>11323483

And its hot.

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>>11323566

Post cards

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>>11323581

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>>11323583

>>11323583
There's no one left anon
Your best option is to start fucking other anons

>>11323566
>>11323621
Fuck, don't do this to me anon.

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>>11322533
Holy fuck I think I'm into loli now what the fuck this is legendary

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>>11323583

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>>11323638
when are you gonna be into replies

>>11323659
You mean starters?

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>>11323665
It was a breakthrough, we'd actually managed to advance beyond a starter!
Then he pussied out anyway L M A O

OW FGUCK I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH AND I SPLASHED SOME FUCKING MOUTH TOOTH PASTE WATER INTO MY EYE SHT

>>11323744
Cute feet

>>11323777
>massages you're feet

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>Like 30% of scenarios here

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>>11322336
>implying wrestling for top isn't the best part of sex

>>11323794
Your point?

>>11323812
I literally had no point. Just felt like saying it

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>>11323743
>An RP that I was already against doing that I let the anon write one post of just to humor him was "Pussying out"
I was literally saying before we did it that I didn't want to, hell I even called they anon Faye's bitch did you REALLY think I wanted to fuck him?

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>>11323794
>when you have a decent idea that could lead to some interesting sexual dynamics and the other guy just wants nondescript fuckvoid

>>11323830
Do more than just dump pics

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>>11323833
"I-I didn't even want to do it in the first place!" You're gonna hurt yourself if you backpedal any harder.

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>>11323841
>when you introduce your decent idea and it's actually pretty inaccessible to anyone but those on your exact wavelength which are, because you're autistic, about two people in a tribe in Sahelian Africa that doesn't have internet access

>>11323841
I know that feel anon

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>>11323850
I LITERALLY (This isn't like a leafy xdd licherally joke shit I mean I actually did this) TOLD HIM THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN DOING THE RP ANYMORE, YOU NIGGERS ARE THE ONES THAT WANTED IT

>>11323844
More what? Put my pooonoss in your vagoooo and jam it in? Boooooring.

>>11323867
Damn, that's a fucking sexy MILF.

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>Captainkirb
Unironically the single most mental defective artist around

The lack of self awareness is huge

Good art tho

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>>11323867

>>11323868
K
>Filtered
Enjoy your filter

>>11323867
>I'll still do it
>sure
>I'll send the starter
>sure
>sends the starter
>WOAH I'M NOT WRITING A SEVEN-SENTENCE NOVEL HERE LMAO
You just pussying out is ALMOST less embarrassing than the truth, which is you were outskilled or outwritten by fucking Faye of all people.
Almost.

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>>11323887

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>>11323873
annnnnnnnd there's no more art of that
gg

>>11323878
https://youtu.be/nm9Om83AvkY

>>11323876
Remove that autistic rainbow man(?) from that image

>>11323906
How does Faye "Outskill" me when I literally didn't even agree to it
That's like saying you beat me in melee because I put the controller down and went to take a shit
Like what the fuck
I didn't even do anything, this is literally just one thirsty fuck of an anon who can't keep his metaphorical dick in his pants

Hell I bet (You) are that fucking anon for how much you're getting pissy over this

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looking for someone to RP farting and scat

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>>11323878
I'm working but I can tell you to DARN off posting some of my fav art at the walking talking 'tism.

>>11323945
Back to work DaMaGe

>>11323945
>Cums on DMG's cleavage
Your welcome.

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>>11323932
>Worst gym leader
>Worst legendary
>Worst fetish
Like fucking clockwork
enjoy the (You)

>>11323945
Now that's the DMG I remember

>>11323876
>Unironically the single most mental defective artist around
That's not how you spell minus "*nukes blog*" 8

>>11323954
>Now that's the DMG I remember
Wow that's actually sad

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>>11323948
Yeah yeah I know. If you need me ping me.

>>11323950
>Bounces titties about to help anon crum

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>>11323876
>>11323971
That's not how you spell [INSERT LITERALLY ANY LIBERAL TUMBLR DUMBASS (((ARTIST))) HERE]

>>11323972
Don't feel bad for me because I'm not worth it

>>11323985
>I'm not worth it
Paul what's wrong

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>>11323998
I said stop
Who the fuck are you why do you care fuck off

>>11324009
>Paul doesn't know how to react to people being nice to him
L M A O what a fucking virgin

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I'll be back later

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>>11323583
(K)

>>11323616
(Can I watch?)

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(Anyone here?)

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TGIF everyone.

Have fun fucking each other.

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(Welp, slow day I guess)

do people contact fag in these threads?

>People have been shitting on Paul for so long that he doesn't even know how to react to people being nice to him anymore
>He literally left when somebody tried to get through to him and figure out what's wrong with him
Is this some kind of breakthrough

>>11324088
(Is it time?)

>>11323931
That's like saying you got offered to play Melee, had to wait twenty minutes because someone showed up with a controller first, threw a temper tantrum for an hour because someone else got play first, then when you finally did agree to it went "LMAO YOU'RE PICKING BOWSER GTFO", threw the controller away, then left.
I don't know how one physically gets pissy at something this embarrassing.

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>>11324224
(It's gonna be really slow, but yeah I guess)

>>11324236
i want to touch this cow right now

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>>11324236
nice thumbnail

>>11324193
I mean, we're on 4chan.

>>11324236
>>11324251
i will touch you both

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>>11324246
>tfw you will never be a milkcow for anon
>anon will never place his strong hands on your full, bloated breasts and squeeze tenderly on your nipples
>your moans will never replace the lowing of a cow as he tugs out streams of your milk
>your pussy will never twitch achingly as he pulls out his cock, and has you suck on it while he milks your tits dry
>he will never finish and mount you from behind, making another attempt at breeding you
>he will never deposit his thick, rich seed deep into your walls, marking them as his today too
>you will never piss on a stick for him, and shiver with delight as he holds it up triumphantly, declaring that you're pregnant

>>11324296
we can do all of those things anon.

>>11324242
(Best get to writin', sister.)

>>11324306
Not with that punctuation, you can't.

Don't you hate it when the cum bubbles when you fart?

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>>11324325
(A-alright, I'm not good at starters)
>As the anon awakes, he seems to be sitting on a small chair, companied by a small table with a set of tea cups and pot, he couldn't move, he felt something was inside of him, some ghost prevented him from moving, that and the ropes hat tied his feet together with the chair
Awwww, our guest is finally awake, how are you Mister Bumblebottom
>A blonde child said, sitting on the other end of the table, holding up a tea cup with her pinky out, as she grins at the man
How are you this fine day?

>>11324417
>I'm not good at starters
You're not good at RPing either, so that's fine.

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>>11324423
(This unironically made me feel better at making starters, thanks!)

>>11324417
Mnhg... Wh-Where am... Agh-!
>He jolts up from the seat... Or at least tries to. It's more of a little hop, the disturbing feeling inside and the rope keeping him bound. Deep breaths, deep breaths, surely this isn't what it looks like...
I... Err. Alright? Did you do this, little girl?

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>>11324552
Yes I did do this, I did make you tea, it wouldn't be a tea party without it, come on drink your tea!
>She pushes one of the cups near the man, before filling it with tea, before smiling innocently at the man

Furry avas where

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>>11324730
Who's asking?! Are you the government? Why do you wanna know who's who?! And where's where? And how's how?!!

>>11324776
Is eating ass a way to fight the government?

Anyone here play Francine Smith?

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>>11324791
Yes!
Wait why are you asking?

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>>11324796
Shit! Forgot the picture.

>>11324802
Because the only thing I hate more than the government is an ass uneaten!
>Dramatic fist pump

>>11324803
someone plays the mom from reddit and memey
that's basically francine

>>11324802
Are you trying to influence someone to use mindcontrol to dick Sticks?

>>11324829

Uh, no? Not even close?

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Will your tongue still remember
The taste of my lips?
UNBLOCK ME BITCH
Will your shadow remember
The swing of my hips?
Will your lover caress you
The way that I did?
Will you notice my charm if he
Slips up one bit?

'Cause I don't need to know
I just wanna make sure you're okay
I don't need to know
I just wanna make sure you're all safe

>>11324855
>Pointing and laughing.

>>11324849
>alcoholic blond from shitty adult cartoon
>alcoholic blond from shitty adult cartoon
I don't see the difference
Only Francine's husband and son are chads

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>>11324855
How's that reply coming along?

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Hold up! It's the Penis Police!
It's time for a penis inspection! All penis-holders are given an open-carry license for this period of time. Attendance is mandatory. Let me see (i.e., describe the penis to the best of your ability) them now!

>>11324933
Um....o-okay
>The Anon pulls down his pants and reveals a rather unremarkable flaccid penis

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You can show me those penises any time now!

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>>11324821
Uh yeah! Big dog eat my ass! Right?

>>11324844
(Well now I'm gonna)

>>11324933
>It looks like a sharpie
>Only it's not been anywhere near the rear of certain people in the community

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>>11324974
>>11324961

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>>11325000

>>11324995
....Big dog? What?

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>>11325012
So when's an estimate for that reply?

>>11325012
Paul what's the matter

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>>11325016
(It's a dumb meme, sorry I couldn't resist)

>>11325043
>sticks gribble
this makes me more erect than it should

>>11324933
>>11324974
>Without a word, another Anon reveal his massive, veiny, half-erect cock. Seems like he appreciates the look of the scantily clad police, as the fuckstick is steadily growing bigger.

>>11324891

Francine is only barely alcoholic, loves her family, and fesses up to her own mistakes and flaws.

Beth is completely alcoholic, sees her family merely as pathetic people she can lord over and act superior too, and would rather tell her own children to fuck off than admit she's ever wrong.

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>>11325051
>Throws pocket sand on your cock

>>11325060
And Francine loves being spanked.
And she's a party girl.

>>11325060
So one's really fucking boring and one would be an interesting character were she not in a garbage series.

>>11324995
You should get some help training to resist a mind control machine. Just keep letting anons use it on you til you can fight it!

>>11325075
Now now, American Dad's not a garbage series

>>11325066
....Fuck. Sand in my glands.
That'll never come out. You monster.

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>>11325085
(A-anon stop giving me ideas)

>>11325089
(What you get for being with the government!)

>>11325087
That time the son got in a dance battle with the krampus or whatever was aight
but no seriously nobody cares about your shitty waifu

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Is that anon who wanted a Mabel folder around here?

>>11325104
But I'm not the anon who wanted francine.
Besides I'd pick her daughter instead.

>>11325133
I'd pick [spoiler]neither[/spoiler]

>>11325103
What, don't like the idea, dummy?

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>>11325145
(I-I like it a bit too much)

>>11325159
Then feel free to use it, I wanted to help a slut get some dick

>>11325118
That is wrong on so many levels, but my dick still twitched...
I've been here too long

>>11325209
>your shameful fap is a vanilla adult version of a character
that is so hilariously tame it's almost kindof sad

>>11325209
Same

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>>11325209
Don't worry, anon. It's aged up Mabel.
Lolis are banned here.

>>11325159
>tfw you will never mind control sticks and fuck her remaining brains out

>>11325159
>ywn be a man in black and rape Sticks until she believes the government's lies

>>11325227
I've fapped to far worse, and fapbait isn't even the reason I consider what I'm seeing as wrong.
Here's the (You) for making me reply

>>11325290
>>11325118
>Tfw /co/ girls are my weakness
D-dammit....

>>11325290
Those fucking thighs

>>11325335
Nice backpedal ya vanilla babby

>>11325337
We need more co girl's

Where's the best place to get a quick ERP hookup without signups or whatever? I used to use Omegle when I wanted to have a quick session, but that place has been getting worse and worse over the years.

>>11325430
Real Life Actual Prostitutes