>closeted fur >decent looking >family and friends think

>>11321148
>closeted fur
>family and friends think im gay for not having a gf already

looks like they're on to something

>>11321148
>family and friends think im gay for not having a gf already
I hate this meme. Why do people expect everyone to give up their freedom so early?

>>11321166
nice dubs
>>11321215
thats my point. i enjoy spending time by myself without someone around me. now because of that im suddenly gay.

>>11321148
i dont want one either

Get married.
Divorce.
Everyone will leave you alone because you now have an excuse.

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>>11321148
>closted fur in a extremely liberal family that probably just laugh and move on if they found out
>decent looking
>family and friends don't really talk about relationships to me because there's really no reason to
>I'm perfectly fine/happy where I am

Circumstance in my case.

>>11322094
smart

>>11321246
No you're gay because youre a furry

>>11322994
Not OP, and I'm drunk while posting this, but is it bad if I actually kind of want to be gay even though I'm not?
I jacked of to a male character once, and I want for that to be fully homo, but what really got me off was the idea that I was him/an actual furry getting off.

I feel like I'd have a better chance meeting someone I like if I was gay.
There are no furfag women, and no women are into thrash metal and that really bums me out.

>>11322094
>Get married.
>Divorce.
>Everyone will leave you alone because they don't want anything to do with your alimony-riddled ass.
Fixed

>>11323119
>There are no furfag women
Wrong

>>11323155
Women that aren't hamplanets and aren't crazy?

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>>11322094
>get married
>get divorced
>go through mountains of paperwork and lose a large chunk of your money and half your stuff
>Turn to drugs/drinking
>Everyone will leave you alone because now your a broken empty husk with no money

Fixed

>>11323119
Hello former straight man here. I made myself gay over the last 4 weeks entering this fandom.
I'm still a virgin tho.

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>wizard
>never seen with anyting resembling gf nor bf nor demiagenderautismkinsexual
>I'm not happy at all without one, and most likely still wouldn't even with one
>way past the age when I can be considered just socially awkward
>way past the age when I can be considered to simply have some emotional disorder
>way past the age where I can be considered to be a hermaphrodite or have some other horrible development issue
>by now they think I'm just plain failed at one of the most elemental actions of being a human

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"Gay" fatfag with no interest in sexual organs or penetrative sex of any kind, male or female, and therefore no real interest in a partner for the most part here.

I told my family I was gay when I was a teenager so that might buy me some time but I dunno what's gonna happen when I'm no longer in my early 20s.

>how do you do it /trash/?

I don't know, nothing seems to bother me anymore though so it doesn't bother me.

I've normified my whole life up as much as possible, in shape, dress nicely/look sharp, got my career all sorted.

This is the one thing left I can't fix.

>>11323284
>I made myself gay
Speak to me and teach me your ways, wise anon
Teach me how to be into become the gay

>>11323326
Ok the first step, is jerk off to pics(furry obviously) with a lot of dicks in it, like a gangbang, start off with familiarizing yourself with cock basically.
The gay ladder, in my unprofessional but confirmed gay opinion goes as follows:
Many dicks -> girls with dicks fucking girls -> girls with dicks getting fucked by guys -> feminine boys -> boys

Also it helps becoming friends with gays (these are not hard to find on Steam, or 4chan) the basic principle of peer pressure will ensure that you become a homo eventually

I can look girls in the eyes on the streets now because they hold no power over me, it feels great.

>>11321148
>how do you do it /trash/?

I'm pretty much asocial, I mean I get along with people online alright but real people.... I don't do real people.

Has nothing to do with me being a furry, I've just always been like that. Hell they almost diagnosed me with Aspergers until I told them that its not that I'm uncomfortable around other people rather I just prefer solitude and quiet

>>11323461
>I can look girls in the eyes on the streets now because they hold no power over me, it feels great.
lmao

I have a journey ahead of me, but thank you for this beginning

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>>11323461
>I can look girls in the eyes on the streets now because they hold no power over me, it feels great.

>>11323617
>>11323630
Ironically gaining the confidence I wanted to look women in the eye cost me my sexual attaction to them.

>>11321148
>how do you do it /trash/?
Wizardhood

>>11321148
>i'm perfectly fine/happy without one

Sounds like you could just keep doing whatever it is you're doing

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>>11321148
not sure what the problem is.

>>11321148
>>closeted fur
>>decent looking
>>family and friends think im gay for not having a gf already
>>i'm perfectly fine/happy without one

Same, in addition to having a well paying job with good benefits and job security... and I am gay.

I'm retarded when it comes to standards in what I'd look for in a gf/bf, and I'm too patient for my own good. That and I barely ever interact with anyone IRL that is gay, or if I do then they're already paired up in a LTR.

>>11323166
are you really in a position to be judging someone's mental health?

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>>11323141
>just Fuck My ShiT UUHH*High Note*

>>11330939
I mean, when you put it like that

>>11321148
>closeted fur in a conservative family that doesn't seem to like me anyway
>probably average looking
>family has probably already figured that I'm gay and I haven't kept in touch with any friends
>i've always been a loner anyway

do what?