The Official pony thread
It's Friday and also the start of Labor Day weekend Edition (for Americans)
>tendies were half price
aww hell ye
>>11321034
We have to get through friday first.
>>11321069
I'll probably only have to work 6 hours.
>>11321059
So what did you do today?
>>11321078
I just finished 96 straight hours yesterday.
Pony is love
Pony is life
>>11321083
Nothing special
>>11321093
I would still like to know.
>>11321087
I only work 40 to 48 hours a week.
>>11321117
I bet you even have a minimum wage policy of above $0.00.
>>11321109
I'm sure you would
>>11321121
yup
>>11321122
Job's a joke, broke, love life's DOA.
>>11321162
so your gf was a stillborn?
skittyhole pummeling
Azu is finally here, 8 minutes before bed.
>>11321144
Well, if you must know
A friend dragged me into smite again
>>11321088
pony is love
>>11321198
>finally
fuck off , i've still got seconds to spare
>azu told me to fuck off
piss off..?
>>11321241
antics just randomly drunk called me on my phone
i didn't even know he had my number
>>11321288
What did he have to say in his drunken state?
piss ... on ?
*glug glug glug*
>>11321290
It might cost her
>>11321304
he yelled at me and then forgot what why he was even calling in the first place and then just told me he would be home later and we should play video games
>>11321309
i doubt you would even tongue fuck her shithole you pussy
>>11321331
You never go ass to mouth.
>>11321333
so if you were in a dream and no-one was watching you wouldn't even ass to mouth to ressuscitate her from death?
>>11321347
no
>>11321354
Well I'm going to bed, you aussies have a good night.
>>11321357
>>11321357
ik yo're a man of your word but i cant comprehend the magnitude of the implication. you must be lying
>>11321408
dream bun bun dream dream bun dream bun bun dream dream bun dream bun bun dream dream bun
>>11321426
>>11321437
why is everyone so fascinated by ass to mouth?
>>11321447
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>>11321508
so whats the weather like? it's been sunny here for the past 43 days
help i'm not getting drunk
>>11321575
Fucking antkeepers.
If you had a glass tank full of all kinds of insects, and even some worms, and suddenly it goes out of control, how would you shut it down?
My natural instinct tells me fire, but how do you burn down something as big as a terrarium without also destroying the entire apartment?
>>11321771
how do worms go out of control
I suppose you could seal the entire system hermetically and keep it away from all types of EM radiation - Hopefully that way the entropy of the closed system inside the tank would reach maximum at some point, meaning that it also couldn't support life.
>>11321789
Perhaps if their population increased to some absurd level and were trying to escape from the terrarium.
>>11321793
well i'm sure you could just gas/poison them if for whatever reason the system is sealed shut
>>11321665
you are can be happy for 5 years, but the next 5 years are unhappy times, do you takes?
>>11321771
fluoric acid and a cup of coffee while i watch the show
>>11321908
sure, why not, it can't get much worse can it?
>>11321914
>>11321883
I imagine some extremophile species could still survive in such conditions.
I've heard someplace that cockroaches are such an example, though I don't have much first-hand experience destroying them. The last time I tried I poured liquid acetone on one, set it aflame with a blowtorch, then panicked because the fire was going out of control so I just doused the whole thing in water.
I trust my knowledge of physics more than my knowledge of biology though - I'm 100% confident that a heat death is a sure kill for any living creature. Hell, if it can stop a universe, I'm sure it can stop any smaller closed system.
The key is to prevent the sum of energy inside the system from increasing.
>>11321928
Cant you just use poison?
>>11321939
Have to assume that there exists some creature with some unorthodox respiratory system or something that renders it immune to any kind of poisonous gas, or an unconventional method of gaining mass that circumvents getting poisoned by ingesting something.
Physics is always absolute.
heading to bed, have a good one.
>>11321975
you too ~
>>11321928
pretty sure that's just a myth with cockroaches, but it applies to some species of fleas and other insects so w/e
you'd think someone who has a terrarium full of something would know enough about that thing to know hot to deal with it though
>>11321990
And you'd think that someone who has a nation full of people and money would know how to deal with it
>>11322004
they deal with the people pretty well for the most part
>>11321975
msg me in 14 hours
ayy
plz no crash
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ok that was a stupid mistake
>>11322004
What even is this post? Memeing about politics is cool but this is like a comment on huffpost. Rewrite your Trump hate with something better please.
>>11322863
>Intelligence and wit
>From Krystal
O I am laffin
Page 8 bump. I'll be back in 4-5 hours.
I think I might start nofap.
good afternoon
>>11324211
Good morning.
i cast gay
also why no fap?
>>11324293
Because I can neither get a boner purely from my own imagination, nor from simply seeing someone naked. I want to have kids some day, and if my dopamine reward circuitry's fucked from over 10 years of watching porn non-stop, I might not get it up easily, and have difficulty impregnating a girl.
Plus, I'm at the most opportune time to do it. I'm living in a dorm where I've been interrupted in the middle of fapping several times, and have twice had to stealth fap in the middle of the night.
>>11324413
ewww kids are expensive and ick.
Get a bf, hab sexytiem
>>11324442
>expensive
I plan on becoming a professor. One can at least afford children on an professor's salary.
>>11324460
meh, i hate kids. Only way i;d ever have them, if i had an asian spouse, she'd deal with em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DOI3FqCZJE
fast forward to 18:30, thats gonna be me someday
>>11324480
>>11324622
>>11324643
You just want somebody to fuck. Anybody. Your standards are too fucking low man, pull yourself together.
>>11324699
who dis? And how do?
>can't get it up without nofap
Just take some pygeum/zinc/arginine/lecithin and then thank me by giving me your gallons of cummies.
gais im fucked up mentally what do?
Wear girly clothes and post butt?
>>11324962
Is there anything else?
Do not enable it.
anyone got any good mlp pony riding fetish images?
shove a dildo up my butt?
>>11325289
how do?
Imagine how many (you)s you would get if you posted your butt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFnFKu9QqoA
I have returned.
Okay.
>>11325352
>>11325405
Oh, hello me.
>>11325378
You are literally raping me I am alerting internet authorities.
>>11325448
lel
>>11325448
When are you going to show me what you look like?
>>11325485
I look like Fleur though, I just mentioned.
>>11325500
I don't want to see your ass, I want to see your face.
>>11325500
sheeeit lel
>>11325528
u dun wanna see my butt? ;_;
>>11325528
I don't trust you, you might spread it around and then people here would know what I look like and bully me.
>>11325547
He's joking obviously he wants to see more of your butt as we all do.
>>11325569
You can trust me just think of all the things I could have said about people but haven't.
Do not trust him.
>>11325569
das gaaay
guys im just trying to get my act back together, quit being meeeaaan ;-;
>tfw Interrogator is finished with you and doesn't even try to gain your trust anymore
Savor that freedom.
>>11325627
>>11325597
Did you have a question for me, Interrogator?
>thread is silent cause everybody lost their lower jaw
>>11327372
>>11327372
Are you fucking kidding me? You just couldn't leave that stupid ass headbanging pigeon meme alone, could you? It's an idiotic Facebook STICKER, not something worthy of attention to be given over top of REAL memes. Well I've just about fucking had it with this group. Way to send your content quality way down the fucking drain, shitposters! Out of all of our brilliant work you had to choose from to create great content with, you just had to choose a god damned pigeon. A fucking pigeon!!! And no, calling it a """trash dove""" doesn't make it any better. Nice fucking try at trying to make it creative, but even an autistic ewok could do better than that. With a not-so-heavy heart, I am leaving this group effective immediately, and I'm sure many other members share this same sentiment! Do not expect to see us back until this becomes a REAL shitposting page again.
>>11327562
This pasta smells kinda fresh.
Shit I might be damp
>>11327673
>>11327983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKtNE3NMjhU
>>11328080
CCCaaaNNNoooNNN!!!
>>11328150
UUUrrrSSSuuLLLaaa!!!!
how's u? :3
>>11328136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3D1dI_yjTY
>>11328344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=36&v=eryOLPafXNc
>>11328341
I'm fine! Had a little bit to eat.
Discovered this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfdMxeMJB2o
Dunno what it is. I'm about to watch it.
How's u? :3
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE
>>11328619
I'm feeling generous.
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>>11328528
Oh cool, I'll give it a look as well then :P
I'm doing good, went with my family today to a restaurant then to a new big mall in the capital, was pretty fun, and tomorrow we're going to the mountains to eat lunch so yay!
Feast holiday here is apparently until Monday, though some private companies are working that day (atleast the one my brother is working for) and this feast only happens once a year so we're enjoying it
when I got back, I stayed a bit online then fell asleep then woke up again later lol
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>>11328407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
>>11328695
>PONPONPON
just needed one more letter and it would have been perfect!!!
>>11328677
Sounds fun! I love going to the mall!
Hope you have a nice holiday and feast!
>>11328734
Lol, sorry CaNoN...
Poni poni? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HbgNswc4II
>>11329033
Yea, I got 2 malls in my city, but they're pretty tiny compared to any of your typical malls anywhere or even a hypermarket lol
Before that opened up, we didn't even have a modern cinema in the city, luckily things have changed since then
thx! <3
haha oh yisss, poni poni :3
and I watched that Celestia video, pretty nice, was not expecting to see official stuff like that lol
I learned today that there are mini grocery stores on campus attached to some of the cafes. Unfortunately, after investigating them, I found the selection of products lacking, and the prices exorbitant. $3.39 for a half gallon of milk is not an acceptable price for anyone to pay. Moreover, if your shelves are mostly lined with snack foods, you do a great disservice to students who are trying to eat healthy.
>>11328695
Oh hey, interesting story. My computer architecture class is right next door to a Japanese class taking place at the same time. While we were in the middle of a lecture, they were blasting this song at full volume, the walls being insufficient to muffle it. So we had to pretend nothing was weird at all as the professor went off about CPU pipeline hazards.
Another saturday morning. Another blin.
>>11330303
I pay $3 for one quart.
suck it up.
>>11330303
>are mostly lined with snack foods
Supply vs demand. There are more students who will buy snacks vs "real" food.
>>11330447
>$3 for a quart
What are you, a fucking Canadian? Or do you live in the middle of nowhere? I live in the middle of nowhere, but we at least have cows here, so milk's cheap. Actually, all the food is cheap in the grocery stores since this is literally our state's bread basket. But on-campus food... they think that just because we're students that we'll put up with this crap.
>There are more students who will buy snacks vs "real" food.
Unfortunately, this is true. They force all of the freshmen to get a meal plan because as I have learned from living in the dorms... half the people here do not know how to cook.
>>11330303
What is a CPU pipeline hazard?
weed
>>11330824
kek
>>11330653
>What are you, a fucking Canadian
Dakara, supply vs demand. Nobody around here buys milk except non-conformist individuals with more bank than brain when it comes to things they can put in their mouth. Of which I am such an individual.
>>11330653
My main problem I foresee if I were to live in a "dorm" is cleanliness above all.
And I do already struggle with that being at my job.
Try living in a room with 7 to 9 disgusting pigs who don't know how to fold clothes, make beds, or keep the floor clear of obstacles.
>>11330906
On the bright side though, occasionally CSM does stand-by bed which forces everyone to clean up and brings the place back to livable conditions.
But it goes back to shit less than a week after.
>>11330719
>>11328695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM
>>11330983
*boop*
>>11330719
To understand a pipeline hazard, you have to first understand a pipeline. You look at some specifications for a CPU and see some speed like 3.2 GHz and think that means 3.2 billion instructions per second. Not quite exact. Technically, even a "1 cycle" instruction like adding two integers takes multiple cycles to fully complete. The CPU must fetch the instruction from memory, decode it and get its operands, execute it, perform any memory accesses (e.g. in a load instruction), and write back any values to registers. That's 5 steps for one instruction, but fortunately, we can do all of these stages for different instructions simultaneously. While the add is being performed, the operands are being extracted from a subtract instruction, and a load instruction is being grabbed from memory. Where we have multiple instructions being processed simultaneously at different stages, we call this the pipeline.
The hazards are the things CPU makers have to watch out for when designing that pipeline. So say we have one instruction that adds register r1 and r2 and stores the result in r3, and it is followed by an instruction to subtract r3 from r4 and store in r5. When the subtract instruction is being executed, it depends on a value from the previous instruction, but it hasn't written the result of the add back to register r3 yet. We can't send the result back in time, and we don't want to stall the pipeline, so to resolve this, we send that r3 off to a forwarding unit that will send it back to the ALU if the next instruction would request register r3.
>>11330906
>Nobody around here buys milk
IT'S A FUCKING STAPLE. You need it for a lot of cooking, or hell, even just a bowl of cereal. Do you live in Asia or something, where everyone is lactose intolerant?
>>11331142
>look at me, I'm culturally ignorant
Stupid americans don't know about my shitty irrelevant culture, but I know all about american culture, so they are ignorant.
Yes.
>>11331237
America is for mericans
Other cultures need not apply!
I never claimed I knew about their culture.
I'm saying it's blockheaded to say shit about someone with no regards to their culture.
>>11331335
You know me, I don't know you fag.
So, no one actually likes Krystal, is that what I'm getting here?
>>11331433
Wha? No. Just his culture... whatever that is.
His culture infuriates me. Why would I care about him personally?
>>11331142
>>Nobody around here buys milk
>IT'S A FUCKING STAPLE
most of the world is lactose intolerant
milk can only be reliably drank by the master race
a large influx of fillies ought to put a stop to that
>>11331454
>>11331463
Ah, okay, I understand now.
>>11331433
i like him.
>>11331500
You're full of good ideas.
>>11331493
They should drink more milk.
I'm blacktose intolerant
>>11331055
People that are culturally unable to drink milk aren't really human.
>>11331518
good ideas are to my brain as gobs of semen are to sweetie belle's prepubescent filly womb
Drink my milk.
>>11331142
That was very informative. Thanks Ruby!
>>11331570
Definitely and absolutely.
I will drink all the milk to prove superiority, and then I will beat up all the niggers and jews.
all milkshakes are white supremacist milkshakes
even a dirty frenchman knows the value of cheese
>>11331604
it's up to you to spread the word of filly in my absence though
I did another 12 hour day and need to make sure I get enough sleep, or else I'll get the stabbies
I drink a lot of milk, but it's mostly mixed with water, flavoring, and instant coffee powder.
>>11331645
That is unfortunate.
Yes, of course, I will make sure the good work is done.
>>11331669
>>11331645
make sure people know about the CMC starter kit
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>>11331717
Well, as long as babs is white and american.
>>11331745
Nuh uh! Obligatory milkmare coming through.
He's Canadian.
>canadian
>>11331979
Are you just getting done with work or something?
>>11331873
How are you? Is there something you wanted me for?
>>11332018
i'm just getting done with your shit onii-chan and having 300g of salmon for lunch
This one time I had 100g of raw chicken for lunch.
Salmonella poisoning for a week.
But the taste was pretty good
>>11332053
What are your plans for this weekend?
>>11332057
Why salmon of all things?
Friends, Season 3, episode 22.
>>11332086
New episode tomorrow morning! I might also go over to my friend's house again, but I'm not absolutely sure when that'll happen. No other plans planned!
Yourself?
>>11332188
I think I might go to the Mall of America.
>>11331548
>>11332107
its breddy gud
kindof like chicken ham
>>11332228
Awesome! Yah just gonna shop around, or are you looking to purchase a particular item?
>>11332328
So what do you have planned for the rest of your day?
>>11332310
Nothing in particular. Well one stop for sure is a candy store.
>>11331493
You mean to say that Krystal is not a member of the master race and living in the best country in the world?
>>11332427
i was merely saying that for most parts of the world it is not a staple
but yes
>>11332247
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>>11332354
think up some concept designs for a project that probably might not happen withought the eureka moment
>>11332445
But it IS a staple here in the US, where many /b/read posters are from. I think it might also be a staple in Australia, but I'd have to ask an Aussie.
>>11332475
Hey Az, how regularly is milk consumed in Australia?
>>11332475
What kind of concepts?
>>11332532
Conscripts?
>>11332522
us australians have it just as often as americans and any other european based country
>>11332542
Did your translation mess up or are you trying to be funny?
>>11332580
You trying to be funny гaзёл.
I am not.
>>11332522
yes..
tea, coffee, cooking, drinking straight
>>11332561
this
>>11332532
concsripts you
>>11332466
want me to crop out pictures of luna in pictures like so?
>I can feel azus homo lust from here
>>11332466
I ran out of Twiluna.
>>11332621
You don't have to really, appreciate the idea though!
>>11332651
I can help with that!
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>>11332833
absolute faggot shit
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>>11332851
>threesome
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>>11332611
>drinking straight
This is the best way to enjoy milk.
>>11332962
>>11332985
goodnight
>>11332996
Goodnight! Sweet dreams!
>>11332985
>>11332992
unless its some shit milk with a sour after taste
>>11332996
havea the fun
Straight from a dick.
>>11333039
>>11333023
you need moar twi x princess
>>11333059
Forgive me Azzy, for I have sinned.
>>11333039
Don't let milk go bad.
>>11333131
ok
>>11333273
i never would
>>11333235
Hello!
>>11333900
Gonna pass out in minute.
>>11334212
Cya later Az!
>>11333900
I wanna cuddle Twilight...
>>11334312
I wonder what pasta is up too but not curious enough to ask him on steam.
>Interrogator
>Nice
>>11334477
>digits
>very nice
I'm not up to much
Want to be? ;)
>>11334697
You playing games with friends again or has your sister dragged you into something?
>>11334477
>>11334704
M-maybe
>>11334716
Yes
Well I think I'm finally out of books for the moment.
>>11334737
I see you have learned how to properly reply to Interrogator. This is pleasing.
>>11334755
A mummy was found in Egypt. The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet advisor offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet advisor appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
>>11334755
It seems I will be busy in a moment, after all
You can probably guess why
Greatest poster of all time is back for one night only.
>>11334878
Go with Christ.
>>11334879
no thanks
>>11334879
k have fun
>>11334892
There are brakes on this train but engaging them will only make my erection stronger.
>slams on the brakes
>>11334905
no thanks
I cast firebolt.
>>11334948
So why even does this thread exist, fellow autismo.
>>11335032
An organized exchange of (You)'s. It's a bit like insider trading or money laundering and illegal in most places.
>>11335057
I'm just surprised every time I track these places down. I wonder when they'll all finally die out.
>>11335056
How has your day been Raptor?
>>11335082
As soon as (You)'s cease to be the currency of this land.
>>11335097
Ok overall.
Work was kinda meh, but I'm now able to consistently score 4096 on 2048 which is nice.
>>11335138
>4096 on 2048
>>11335098
I would like to apply for a (You) loan of 12 thousand (You)s. I have a stable shitposting position, and several years of experience in related fields.
>>11335262
Yup.
https://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/
Give it a go
>>11335138
Nice just tried it out and only got to 2416.
>>11335304
wut
>>11335288
Here is one. 11,999 to follow.
>>11335304
>>11335322
i'm running 32bit and cant go past 3072mb
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>>11335366
lol
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>>11335374
nah i got a 256 just then
>>11335392
Nice :3
I can't. I can't do it.
I'm falling in love with her all over again.
>>11335912
she's a porn star dude.
You can't love that, not really
>>11335923
It's not that, cyкa.
Like I told you before, she looks almost exactly like a girl I had a crush on 8 years ago.
>>11335950
You should find this girl.
>>11335980
I know how to find her if I wanted to, but I think 5 years has been too long a wait to suddenly hunt her down and ask her out.
AFAIC she's probably halfway around the world by now, and unless you can charter a boat to me there for free AND stop the 5-0 from killing me when I come back, there's no way in hell I'm chasing after her.
I haven't talked to a girl in five fucking years
I'm going insane here
Fucking hell shit shit shit shit god damn it кoзёл блять.
It's been so fucking long
And it's still going to be another 2 long ass years before I'll even have a chance again
NEW BREAD
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