/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #50 (Special

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>>11320864
Furbois must be remolded and reeducated into the subs they meant to be. For the good of humanity.

And I know just the man to lead it

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Lets get to it then

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I stand with the commander.

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>>11320864
>Itsy bitsy spider in a shellnut
https://youtu.be/ohd0aT3m__k

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>>11320984
Damn straight.

Here's some more spoder, by the way. I'm on lunch break, so this is all you're getting for now, I'm afraid.

>You move that ass.
>Unpacking goes a lot easier than you expected it to. Gina, frightening as she was, was a godsend. Mainly because of how much help an extra pair of hands was in emptying the boxes, and partly because this job was boring as hell and it was a blessing to have someone to talk to.
>Or rather, get talked at by. Turns out Gina was a regular chatterbox. In the space of thirty minutes she'd briefed you on her hometown, hobbies, favourite breakfast cereal and tastes in music. You'd barely managed to get a word in edgeways, which is fine by you. You were always more of a listener than a talker.
>She's halfway through listing off her hundreds of siblings to you before she stops abruptly, hands deep in one of the boxes. "Oh... You have a girlfriend?" she asks, and although you might've imagined it, you could swear that there was a twinge of disappointment in her voice as she spoke.
>She lifted her hands out of the box. they were wrapped around a picture frame, a memento of yours from happier times. In it you were standing on a tropical beach, your arm around a vibrantly blue bird in a pink bikini who nuzzled into your neck affectionately. Anya.
>To see that picture again is like a fresh knife to your already battered heart. You close your eyes and turn away -- away from the pain.
>"Not... Not exactly." you manage, busying yourself with emptying a nearby box. Dammit, you knew you should've tossed that picture in the trash the day she left you.
>Gina brought the frame closer to her face, reading the text in the corner. "'From Anya to Anon: love you, baldy'... Wait, are those wedding rings? Anon, who's Anya?"
>"Anya... Didn't really love me."

>>11320947
I stand with the commander!

For tits!

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>"remember kids, never follow strangers"

>Recovery
https://pastebin.com/W4iK2iwR
Should I continue this?
Racist against floof gets rekt and nursed back to health by a Anthro.

>>11321551
also Wolfo or foxo

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Have some nice relaxing music. Ignore the filenames. If the title is anything to go by then people are memeing.
https://youtu.be/I_4rqI62mvM

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Why don't the greentext writers do more pic related greentexts? Not like this picture related, but short stories like the librsry one a few threads back. I love the longer greens, but I feel that there are a lot of pictures that could have stories that don't.

>>11321579
Like this one. Why is she armed? She doesn't seem to want to threaten you. Hell. Maybe she's threatening you to put out. "I'll put all of this behind us for a quick shag." I dunno. I like greens in general, I just think we need some more spur of the moment greens. Like that skaven/rat magic thing. That was a good one.

>>11321592
Cougars are a underappreciated race

>>11321592
>ywn be picked up by a physically superior woman and taken to a concrete shelter for deployed sexy shenanigans
Suffering.

>>11321776
What are some good programs to use for making those kinds of images? I could definitely try to start writing up some if I can figure out how to cleanly format the text like in that picture.

>>11320984
Source on pic

>>11321551
If you want to continue it then please do. I'm always in favor of people making more content. Working on my own at the moment so who knows, maybe I'll be joining you.

Also Foxo, just cause.

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>>11320947
I agree Shepherd, Furbois be subs or get the Submachine. I'm not Fucking sharing nor am I competing.

>>11321592
>Imperial Guardsman attempting to train Felinid recruit.png

>>11321551
Is that the politican one? With the fox vixen girl? Please do.

>>11321551
>>11322181
>>11322260
Glad to hear it.
Down into the rabbit hole we go

>"Mr.Anon? I need to ask you a few questions" from the growl in his voice he's obviously tired and lacking patience. "Dr.Yuko may you please vacate the room as I con-" interrupting with a sly ahem, Ms.Yuko goes on and on.
>"No. He is my patient and I am here to maintain his wellbeing if you must interview him then i will simply stand aside and do my work while you do so." quickly getting bored of all the professionalism you speak up "Hey can we get this over with already? Im willing to answer whatever it is you've got."
>Now the boy in blue is staring daggers at you and grumbling as he fetches his pen and pulls up a seat next to you, Ms.Yuko moving to the side and checking your blood pressure (for some reason? why would she do that you're in here for a leg inju-)
>Your train of thought derailed as the officer speaks up "Mr.Anon are you currently or have been part of the (Stopping to read the name clearly as he peers closer at the sheet) Anti Furfag Federation For Humanities Superiority?" you can hear him grumble something about stupid names under his breath as he awaits your answer
>"Well not officially no? But my I guess friend David is certainly a member. Why do you as-" cutting me off with a cough as he asks the next one "Did you incite the violence that led to your injury and stay in this establishment?
>Answering as fast and officially as I can because you're a clever anon "No sir I did not. I was simply at a protest with my "friend" as a conflict broke out between the parties."
>Staring at you with either anger or lust he simply coughs up after a awkward silence with only Ms.Yuko's fiddling with the medical equipment breaks. "Yeah you're not a threat have a nice day sir all charges have been dropped against you." sputtering in a small shock "What!?, What Charges!?" You get no answer as he walks out nodding at Ms.Yuko who nods back.
>"Im so proud of you." said the vixen "Huh?"

>>11321776
post more of this desu

>>11321592
Why is Tall women/small Human so god tier trash?

>>11321051
Well now that's downright fucked up, the balls in my heart are now blue.

>>11322627
But what about the heart in your balls?

>>11322753
That's blue too, but I think that's because I ain't nutted yet.

THE RIDE CONTINUES
god that thread died fast
>you quickly Close the door and open your door
>you hear her door open and she full force tackles you onto your bed
>"OW HEY!" you ty to roll over and get up but she pushes you down
>Shes now straddling you and you see tears forming in her eyes, her ears flat
>"do you think im Ugly Anon? is that why you never try anything with me?" she says through
the tears
>"What? No! why would i think youre Ugly lilith?" you say shocked she even asked that
>"then why do you never make a move on me? I even slept in your bed with you and you didnt even get hard" shes still crying
>"Lilith i was half asleep during the storm and i couldnt get hard after what you told me after i got you from thhe police" you explain
>"so you do like me then? why didnt you ever make a move? i gave you so many openings like the thread said to do!" shes stopped crying at least
>"Be-because it didnt seem right... i mean, i invite you to stay and then end up sleeping with you like those other guys forced on you and i- I couldnt bear for you to think that all i wanted from you"
>"oh you dummy" She says grinding on you now, her wetness has soaked through your pants " youre so different from all those guys, you CARED for me and care about me, you never even thought about getting laid just helping me and i love you for that, even the first night you covered your eyes and i..i just felt happy you were you"
>Shes grinding harder on you
>She pulls her shirt off revealing her B_Cup breasts (you knew because you did the laundry usually)
>Her nipples had barbells through them
>"Do you like them?" she asks cupping her tits with her paws "I know you like them pierced Anon"
>What
>"how do you kn-"
>"you dont delete your internet history often" she says with a devilish grin
>fuck
>shes tracing a finger across your Chest, still grinding hard on you
>"you wait till i go to work and then look at porn before starting work yourself you naughty boy"

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Why are bunnies such sluts?

>>11321051
His first mistake was liking a hird

>>11323244
>shes smiling devilishly and rubbing your chest still
>"I know every little thing you like Anon, every fetish, every fantasy, every model" she says grinding even harder
>"and ive done things to prepare for this"
>Fuck that grinding is driving you crazy
>and she knows it
>She gets off of you and pulls on your pants
>"get rid of these Now" she says Seductively
>You stand up and lower them then kick them off
>She stares at your member
>"bigger than you thought?" you say
>you werent a pornstar to be sure but you were at least pretty well endowed
>"i imagined it to be big but not this Big" she takes it into her paw and strokes it gently
>"Hey Lilith" you say
>"huh" she looks at you
>you put and hand on the back of her head and pull her into a kiss
>she seems surprised and then falls into it
>you wraps your tongue around hers and feel out the insides of her mouth as she does the same to yours
>"mmmm" she moans alightly before pulling away "i needed that"
>you smile "me too Lilith"
>she pushes you onto the bed and climbs onto you
>"i know exactly what you like Mister"
>she turns around and begins licking yous shaft while waving her pussy in your face
>"Do you need an written invatation?" she says then pushes herself down into your face "Get to licking"
>You lick her slowly up and down her slit, getting a moan and she then starts licking you again
>mmm shes tasty
>you wrap your arms around her thighs and pull her down further onto your face
>she gasps and playfully growls "oh thats how it is"
>she then takes your cock into her mouth and pushes down
>she starts moving up and down
>Her tongue wrapping around your cock and her lips tight around you
>She then pushes down far
>shes trying to take it all in but cant
>she comes back up and coughs "anon i cant take it all"
>you lick figure eights on her pussy hitting her clit at the center of it
>"Push my -ah- head -ahhh- down on it -ah-" she says between moans

>>11322343
>anti furfag federation
Make it happen

>>11323551
B-but the l-lewds...

>>11322343
>Anti Furfag Federation For Humanities Superiority
>Stupid names
I don't see whats wrong with it.

>>11323298
Have you seen how many kids a male and female can make?

>>11323645
The cop thinks its stupid?

Were do you guy Go to get hmaf images, I try Google but it's only a handful.

>>11323853
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/

>>11323527
>you reach up down as she puts her mouth back around your member and goes as far down as she can
>you places your hand on the back of her head
>"ready?"
>you get a muffled "mhmm"
>you Push the back of her head slowly
>she groans and you feel her claws dig into your legs slightly
>you feel her mouth finally reach the base and you removed your hand, slowly rubbing it down her back before putting it back around her thigh
>she stay still for a moment, licking gently
then she begins up and down again as you lick her clit quickly
>shes going all the way up and all the way down now
>you feel her shivering
>shes geting close and you can feel it so you lick harder and faster on her clit
>She pulls her head up off your cock and Moans
>"A-a-anno-o -n im going to- She spasms and clenches her thighs on you but you dont let up at all
>She then shoved her head back down onto your cock
>She deepthroats you faster and harder
>"ahh L-lilith Im going to -ah-" you stammer as you buck you hips up
>She does it harder in response
>"H-holy shittttt" you push her head down and erupt directly into her throat as your hips buck up
>Shes stays with her mouth around you, licking gently
>she finally pulls her head up and lets out a satisfied "ahhh"
>"holy shit Lilith" you gasp out as she lifts herself off of you
>" i told you ive been preparing" she says with a smirk
>you kiss her
>"get up i have plans for what i want to do to you next" she says
>you get up as she walks out of the room
>what is she up to?


thats all for now! ill be back later with more lewdness

>>11323853
http://furry.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=human_on_anthro+-male%2fmale
bangarang

>>11324104
>nut into her mouth
>kiss immediately afterward

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Needs more rodents

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>>11324541
>thinking she didn't swallow the nut and any moisture in her mouth of our hornyness

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>>11324633
Out of* fucking hell I'm shitfaced. Not stromg anon either.
>inb4 FUCKING(A)LEAF

>>11324633
>>11324653
i am strong anon and it literally said
> directly into her throat
Throat not mouth but ok i can see the confusion
Also im not drunk yet

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>>11325010
>not drunk yet
I'm going to be slaughtering chickens buzzed tonight. The only question is if I should write and bourbon, scotch, or beer it up. https://youtu.be/ISmgOrhELXs

>>11325072
i got rum and cola

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>>11322242

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>>11321776
>she was a strong, unbreakable warrior full of energy and strength
>so was your cock

There ya go. short greentext.

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>>11325383
>>11325411
welp i might as well quit writing no way i can out do that.

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>>11324563

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>>11325437
>implying that the coon story isn't amazing
>mous shitposts are quality
heh

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Am I the only one here?

>>11326603
I don't get it.

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>>11326618
Someone's too good to give a lioness the salami slamming of a lifetime. He's probably a queermosexual, or something. Maybe he's a human supremacist.

>>11324563
>When the stuttering gif finishes loading
Not when I switch into MAXIMUM THOTDRIVE!

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>>11325655
meh i just drink and write smut
such is life

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>>11326692
>not MAXIMUM HOVERDRIVE

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>>11323657
Thats mostly the fault of the women.
Female buns go into heat whenever they even see or smell a male.
So as long as bunnies aren't gender segregated their women will pretty much always be in heat.

>>11324653
Dis is fukken cute. Canada rules.

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>>11327065
>So as long as bunnies aren't gender segregated their women will pretty much always be in heat.

>be an anon
>dating a rabbit girl
>she's a cute thing, but she's always popping heat meds
>you finally get up the courage to ask her to have sex
>you bang hard, and often
>the heat meds, now that she's mating, only make it so that she's suddenly on fire when she gets horny
>you have sex at least 3 times a day, and condoms are not allowed at any point
>if you're in public and she can sneak it in she'll take care of you while she lets a vibe sit in her panties
>the birth control keeps her from having a litter, keeping the sex mind blowing and constant
>she can't count how many orgasms she has during any one session because rabbits are normally all about quick sex
>she's a spazzing mess when you finally finish no matter how long or short it was
>you slowly become ripped from all the sex and lifting her up
>during the actual regular mating season you have to tie her up and or cuff her so she doesn't go crazy during sex
>eventually she's your home hun bun, and she pretty much bans fapping so she can fuck you more instead

Rabbits sound like they'd have an almost dangerous amount of sex.

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>>11327211
Not just dangerous to your health but dangerous to your relationship.
Rabbits are capable of carrying the children of multiple men and even getting pregnant while their pregnant and they do both of these often.
Therefore I doubt rabbits would have any concept of monogamy.
I don't much like rabbits for this reason.

>>11327419
>even getting pregnant while their pregnant and they do both of these often.
That's actually really interesting, and I had no idea they actually fucked that hard.

>Therefore I doubt rabbits would have any concept of monogamy
I always assume in an anthro society that nature comes to a brawl with civil society. For example: Most animals can be tamed, and act highly different than wild counterparts, though instincts will eventually lead them to be at least partially like their wild counterparts. I'd figure all of the species that pair up only to mate and then leave each other would probably have relationships more often, albeit rocky ones.

Then again, maybe not. I think that anthros are far less interesting as humans that look like animals, and more as animals that look like humans.

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>>11327211
Nice short one anon.

>>11327539
>I think that anthros are far less interesting as humans that look like animals, and more as animals that look like humans.
This. If they straight up act like 100% humans, what's the point of them being anthros?

>>11323298
>>11323657
>>11327065
>>11327211
>>11327419
>>11327539
In other words the stereotypes are all true.
Bunnies are irredeemable sluts who will fuck anything.

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>>11326948
God fucking damn it. I literally have two or three small paragraphs left to write, then checking for direct spelling errors, and I can post chapter six and a slight rework with some more filler on chapter five of chickenman. What happens? Fucking co worker shows up to give me a ride to work because he was told someone SOME FUCKING HOW caused a fire in the cardboard box room, so all night I'll be fucking around in a room with no intermet, and I won't be able to post it until tommorow. Sorry strong, and anyone else waiting.

>>11326669
But he's right.

>>11328429
Jesus fuck that sound terrible

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>>11328429
>someone was engaging in the 'ol rollie 'ollie of a dooby snack near a bunch of flammable shit and now I have to make foxes 5ever tonight
ftfy. Also hope your night gets better. Have a cutie woofo.

>>11327211
>rabbit social systems involve a small group focused on a central individual, with wandering groupies that drop in and out occasionally
>not only do you get roped into a small harem of buns, but you have to deal with a friend or two dropping by for a few days or weeks more or less all the time

>>11327419
You know that one episode of Futurama where Fry gets a girlfriend, but then finds out she has like five other boyfriends? That's kind of how I imagine dating rabbits would be.

>>11325655
Sauce on pic

You guys should read Hatsujou Bitch ni Goyouhin on Sadpanda it about what can happen when your local dog girl goes into heat

>>11328953
If it's any consolation I'd imagine that the boyfriends are allowed to have a bunch of girlfriends too.
Really I just think the highest tier you could get to with rabbits is friends with benefits.

>go on Tinder
>every tall (5'10"+) girl wants a guy at least 6'2"
Suffering. However, I can fit sportbikes, sportscars, etc. just fine so there's some minor consolation.

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G-GUYS???

S-SHOULD I??????????

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>>11331377

Wow, Anon. You're gonna put your dick in that and get gonoherpesyphilaids
RIP

>>11328953
>>11330457
>Rabbit gf is horrified to discover you're only dating her.
>Within the day you have been set up with three of her friends she thinks would be perfect for you.
>"...as a start."

>>11328673
A mix of hedonistic slut rabbits and loyal nymphomaniac rabbit waifus? It'd make for a fascinating society, I'll give it that.

>>11321791
>>11321592
Is she a cougar? I really thought it was a proper lioness.

>>11333272
>tfw it doesn't matter because she'll never be real.

Get for best general?

>>11333272
I assume cougar.

>>11333323
Don't make me sad anon.

>>11333344
The big get is probably another fucking loudhouse get. They run like 5 fucking threads at once.
>>11333333

>>11332520
>Within the day you have been set up with three of her friends she thinks would be perfect for you.
Sounds more like something a lioness would honestly.

>>11333591
>date one and suddenly you're also now dating her sisters, mother, her aunt, her daughters, and/or friends etc
>they don't want you out working and think you should stay at home to watch those off work or the younger ones
>they all bring home food and money
When you look at lions the males are pretty much stay at home dads with a harem or working wives. I could see anthro felines flocking to humans due to out non spiky dicks too.

>>11331377
I don't think its worth the money unless your desperate.

>>11333686
https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Seekers_of_the_Sun

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>>11333458
Thank fuck it wasn't Loud House again

>>11333822
>when you go to Forgotten Springs for the first time
Hnnngh

>>11333879
those damn pedophiles and their multiple threads

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For the guy who was writing the skaven x human fic, some patreon lockdown stuff from dapolar

>>11331377
Youd be better off buying a bed dragon puss

>>11323298
source?

>>11334247
Xylas on e621

>>11334156
Holy shit, someone's actually making skaven rule 34?! the mad man!

I approve

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It's probably a little too early to start thinking about Halloween, but I'm already in the spirit and I wanted to do something ahead of time. So, here's a Human/Wolfess green. Going to just post the pastebin because dumping it would be something like 14 posts long and I don't want to clog up the thread like that.

https://pastebin.com/QeMG86Kp

>>11335418
Damn, it really is one of things that make you want more, good stuff alfa

>>11331119
>tfw nothing in society really fits me
>tfw i probably have light brain damage from repeated concussions from doorframes, public transport ceilings and ceiling lights
>tfw I miss being able to piss standing up due to the bowl distance

>>11335783
What are you, 6'6"+?

What's that one really cute manga that always gets posted in these. The one with the cute wolf shrine maiden who's thirsty for the human guy.

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>>11333686
>date one and suddenly you're also now dating her sisters, mother, her aunt, her daughters, and/or friends etc
>they don't want you out working and think you should stay at home to watch those off work or the younger ones
>they all bring home food and money

O-okay. I guess I'm the housedad now.

>>11335418
This was nice

>>11334620
I'm not finding that picture or any of the others in this thread on e6

>>11335893
He's a 5'6 tall japanese man.

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>>11336263
>you married the clesr favorite first
>others are jealous she gets extra mating time, even when not in heat
>favorite only one allowed to take off of the pill
That could make a rather interesting story. Especially since the others would be trying to bargain for extra snuggles and humps.

>>11336441
actual female lions to do fight over who gets to be the "alpha female" more or less

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>>11328561
He was straight up fired. He was smoking in a very clear no smoking zone. INstant write up, but because he burned... like 3$ in boxes (about 300ish), he was let go.

>>11328631
>someone was engaging in the 'ol rollie 'ollie
heh, probably.
>I have to make foxes 5ever tonight
>make foxes
wew boy, if I was making foxes all night long in a room that no sound escapes, with no cameras in it I'd be making foxes for 12 hours a god damned day.

>>11329290
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17904919/

>>11333272
She's a cougar.

>>11335418
that was enjoyable, adorable and really good, nice job!

>>11335418
That ending was nice. Like. really fucking nice. I feel like she opened up to someone, and she wants to keep opening up like that. Good story anon.

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>>11335418
bretty gud stuff lad
>tfw you realize you have a fetish for intimacy

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>>11337486
>tfw you realize you don't know if intimacy is a fetish for you or that you are desperately lonely.

>>11336775
that was a good doujin

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>>11331119
Would anthro women care about height? Since height is more of an evolutionary thing involving genes and protection. So since there not even human maybe they won't care or don't have that instinct in them most fan height the human is smaller anyway
>Replying with yes
NO, NO they don't shut your fucking mouth!

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>>11337569
Probably both, anon. No one here is judging you for wanting to cuddle up with a friendly person. Intimacy was something I never knew I was missing until I went a year without being able to hold anyone in my arms. It's a pain I can't even describe, to love someone so much, and then to be unable to hold anyone close to you at all.

>>11338103
>most fan height the human is smaller anyway
I dunno why. Seems most people want to be the small sub or something.

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>>11338103
t. manlet

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>>11338103
>>11338147
>implying that manlets aren't somehow more dangerous than lanklets
Audie Murphy, and Simo Hayha.

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>>11338161
Now you just reminded me of Chris Kattan. Thank God the Manlet gene is dying out so no one will have to live with this curse.

>>11336320
Then it might be on the tumblr page then

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>not wanting to be bigger

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Chapter 5 has been slightly elongated, and chapter 6 has been finished. I shit you not, I only had to type up the ending part with the apartment for chapter six and I would have posted it earlier if not for the fucking box fire. Fucking idiot. I'm going to take my drunk ass to bed. See you bastards in 5 hours.
https://pastebin.com/v6Y5yeN9

>>11338232
Why Chris Kattan? And yeah, I see less short males every year. Short females seem to simply be making taller sons every year.

>>11338363
He had a neck injury and is in constant pain. I'm literally thinking about getting limb lenthing surgery.

>>11338698
He didn't win the Medal of Honor or kill 500 communists though.

>>11335418
Fuck that was good

>>11335783
as a 6'5 man i agree with the nothign fits and if i have the short urinal i sometimes piss on top of it (sorry)
doorframes i clear with a few good inches though
you still learn to duck early on

>>11338341
awww yisss

>>11335783
Im 7'3 in the fucking Philippines.
>The Ride Never Ends

>>11339122
>7'3
you've got to be joking m8t. Why the fuck aren't you trying to play professional basketball right now?

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>>11337486
>tfw you realize you have a fetish for intimacy because your a KHV and haven't felt the touch of a another human being in a year

>>11339317
Because I hate it
The culture surrounding it
and out of spite since the age of 13 everyone everywhere goes "YOUSOTALLLLGOPRAYBHASCETBOWL"
Im a boxer. much more fun.

>>11338341
>corrupting the tiger with cuddles
You monster.

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>>11331377
How much do you want to bet theres a real human skeleton in that thing

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>>11331119
>be 5'11
>All I want is an over 6ft+ gf either lanky or amazon and boyish
>literally a unicorn or tall women want someone their own height or taller
>Have never approached a super tall woman because I get intimidated that they have higher standards because of their height for some autistic reason
>Its probably the opposite but I am still too much of a spineless whimp
>goddamit what the fuck is wrong with me


existence is pain

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>>11335418
That was beautiful, please continue this. I want anon to see vulva.

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>>11335418
>>11339463
Strong Anon here. i refuse to allow this ride to conclude
i will hunt you down and gut you like a fish i swear by the old gods and the new

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>>11333879
YOU CALLED?

Geez...Here we go again 40 min page 10 threads...

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>>11335652
>>11336269
>>11336782
>>11336938
>>11339075
I really, really appreciate the feedback. Thanks, anons. Definitely makes my day to hear people enjoy my writing.

>>11339463
>>11339512
I intended on making it an open-ended story, but I've definitely given some thought about a sequel, where Volfa shows Anon where she lives and what she does in the "off season". There's another, shorter piece I'm working on right now (I might finish it later today), but I'll certainly consider making a part 2 to Hair of the Dog.

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>>11339335
Anon, stop.

>>11340152
>>11340179
Nice double-post

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>>11328953
>implying males rabbits wouldn't all be boyfriends with each other too
Male rabbits are a bunch of fags I bet

>>11340210
Yeah, sorry. Messed up the quoting and made an embarrassing typo the first time.

>>11340179
I would be more than okay with a continuation. Really digging your output so far, keep it up!

>>11338138
Wow, whats the sauce on this?

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>>11320864

Teether here. I just updated chapter 8 on ABH.Hopefully I'll have the ninth out in a couple days.From this point forward until the end of the story, the plot is going to focus mostly on action,plot, and movement instead strictly on smut. I hope thats ok with you all and I hope I don't disappoint anyone with the direction of the story. Would love to hear your feedback or just general questions. Thank you all

>Anywhere But Here [human(m)xmultiple hyena(f),violence, femdom, smut, pseudo-penis, intersex, romance, drug use]

https://pastebin.com/u3k83bNp (PART 1 CH1-5)

https://pastebin.com/NefkP7gz (PART 2 CH 6,7,8-
UNFINISHED)

(General Profile, Teether)
https://pastebin.com/u/Teether

>>11340690
I wouldn't mind seeing more of these lewd anthro Valentine's card to Humans images.

>>11340970
I like the action in it. Can't wait for the next chapter.

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Would anthros find circuses offensive?

>>11341551
Yes.
>some would find it hot though

>>11338138
Who hurt you, anon?

>>11339723
I can respect that you showed restraint in showing up here and not flooding our thread. Thank you very much.

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Christ alive, we really made it to fifty threads.
There used to be a time when we could make a thread last four days, and we had to worry about it making through the night without getting bumped off the board when no one was posting since we only had 30 unique posters in any given thread.

You used to be able to count all the writefags on one hand, and now there is literally so many greens I don't have time to read them all. You've come a long way, /hmofa/.

[no spoilers on trash]I ain't got shit to do this weekend so I'll be transcribing what I've written since I last had internet. Expect Femme Fatale update Sunday or late Monday.[/spoiler]

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>>11341998
>presumed dead and gone

Dont you lie to me about FF now, you promised it, and everyone knows everything on the internet must be true

>>11342143
>everyone knows everything on the internet must be true
Tiger waifu brothels by 2023 developed by Chinese scientists in order to entice foreign interest and tourism.

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>>11342173
>a solid strategy

>>11338138
Someone needs to make some green about this pic!

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>>11342220
That's one fat booty. Can penetration even be achieved?

>>11342220
That's a Female (Male) isn't it?

>>11339099
Glad you like it!

>>11339344
I am the worst kind of monster ever imagined.

>>11340816
Starfighter made that picture, but most of his pictures are really cute vixens with nice floofy titties.

>>11342258
I am! But it may take some time. I don't know if I want to write a shortish one and go through the motions, or write a longer one.

>>11341828
It, very literally, was not her fault. She couldn't see me for a year because she had to stay a few states away to finish a year and a half of college. It did hurt pretty bad though.

>>11342272
>>11342278
:^)

>>11342278
>Tokufuji
Without a doubt.

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>>11342173
>Tiger waifu brothels
>waifu brothel
Tigers are for wholesome love and snuggles, you daemon.

>>11342290
>I don't know if I want to write a shortish one and go through the motions, or write a longer one.

Start with a shortish one, but leave it open-ended. If it's worth continuing then come back to it.

>>11340690
Kek.

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>>11342173
>Not Panda Brothels
You clearly don't know China anon.

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>>11342551
>Mistress Xia's Beastly Bordello
A little something for everyone

>>11342278
Nope; it's almost certainly a male (male).
Tokufuji may draw girly looking boys, but they're still male even by Tumblr standards (by which I mean they identify as male, have male genitals, use male pronouns and so on).

>>11340970
Stop leaving us teether-kun, it hurts when you'regone

>>11342551
If the Chinese are Pandas, what are the Koreans and Nips?

>>11343495
Korea consideres the siberian tiger to be their national animal

Japan considers a pheasant and carp theirs, but really it should be a fox at this point

>>11343287
awww yah don't mean that

>>11340282
>Lola's face
This is not how she thought the date would go

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>>11343589
>it should be a fox
Damn straight.

>>11338341
Awesome ch. What happened to cass tho?

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>>11343880
She will make an appearance later, but I shifted the original idea from trying to essentially fight her off and keep Jasmine happy while dating to something else. She will possibly get her own chapter, and we'll get to meet her kids, their kids, and their kids!

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>>11343923
>using a tongue volley to defeat a potential enemy stand user
Brilliant idea anthro world JoJo!

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>>11344048
This is fucking glorious

>>11343923
>>11344048
>Your next line is "Impregnate me with hybrid abominations"
>Impregnate me with hybrid abominations-!!

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>>11344048
>>11344109
>>11344341
>JoJo
YOU THOUGHT YOU YOU WERE BEING EATEN OUT BY JOSEPH JOESTAR, BUT IT WAS I, DIO.

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>>11344348
MOAR

>>11335311
Source on this dragon girl?

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>>11344376
Artist is "Antarctic Coral". There aren't many pics from him on e621, but a pixiv account was linked as the source. Between pixiv and the censoring I'm thinking this may actually be Japanese, if you'd consider that to make the memes more fitting.

>>11344611
Artist is glacierclear, dragon character's name is myra.

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>>11344376
Since it's a jojo meme I'll post this. Sorry that it isn't HMOFA, since that would make it perfect.
https://youtu.be/7ePWNmLP0Z0

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>>11344620
Thanks for the info, anon!

>>11324104
>when she Lilith finally come back in shes wearing a tight mesh top with her nipple poking through
>Her goddam sexy pierced nipples
>shes wearing no panties at all but you arent surprised at that
>she walks up and kisses you, forcing a remote into your hand
>"now then lets get to the main attraction" she says with a happy smirk
>you look at the remote, whats this too?
>you push the + button and Lilith shivers
>its literally looks like a shock went up her spine as her tail Floofs out
>"oooo warn a girl before you just push a button anon" she says seductively
>"whats this to Lilith" you ask holding up the remote
>SHe smiles devilishly "Oh i think you know"
>you smile
>"oh i think i do" you say as you push the + button one more time
>she Stiffens up then relaxes and looks at you seductively
>"oo someones getting into it" she says as she wraps her arms around you
>her voice is shakking slightly
>shes trying so hard to remain composed but you can see her light pants and her eyes trying to roll up slightly
> you smile and Pull her in for a kiss
>you force your tongue into her mouth as she gasps and moans into your mouth
>she starts to reciprocate the kiss forcing her tongue into your mouth and tasting you
>you rub your hands up and down her sides
>Her hips filled out spectacularly since you took her in and her ass was amazing now
>you can feel slight vibrations as you grab and squeeze her ass forcefully
>she is tracing her paws up and down your back as you kiss
>shes shivering and panting into your mouth as you grope and squeeze her ass
>"Mmmmmm Anon i like that" she gasps
>you lay her down on the bed, her back down on the sheets
>shes looking up and you
>Her tail is covering her pussy and swishing slightly
>"i'm nervous Anon she says shivering slightly
>"oh where was all this a minute ago" you ask her ask you climb on top of her
>"that was uhm... horny confidence" shes says hiding her face behind her tail

>>11344820
i forgot about gyro zepplini and his goddam grill

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>Anon and Chel
>A little beyond just friends
>You found her on the “Junglr” app and it became much more than a casual hookup
>She’s a large, gorgeous Jaguar with a flawless pelt, perfectly designed rosettes, jeweled eyes, and the cutest swishing tail you’ve ever seen
>Though she has the exterior of a wildcat, she’s a total city girl and 100% creature of comfort
>She loves her upside down, nonfat caramel macchiato
>She hates being anywhere without air conditioning
>And she gets a little pouty when leaving trivial things at home
>But you’ve always felt Chel wishes she could learn to tolerate a more rugged, “natural” lifestyle
>She’s always excited to go to museums and see the primal world
>She watches geographical documentaries more than anything else (except maybe cheesy action flicks)
>And you’ve caught her a few times skulking around like a wild beast
>She comes to you one day with her phone in hand, squealing like a newborn kitten
>”My aunt and uncle are going on a trip for a week,” she says excitedly, “and they want me to do some house sitting for them while they’re gone!”
>You’ve only heard stories of the opulent jaguars, most of them involving their giant, almost-mansion-sized home
>It almost seems a little too big of a responsibility for a girl who would rather smell the flowers than water them
>”Anon, would you come house sit with me?” Chel says
>Alone in a fancy house with your girlfriend?
>How can you say no?

>Her aunt and uncle aren’t even at the airport yet before Chel drags you over to their place with several nights’ worth of clothes and supplies
>”I used to love running around and hiding in the rooms here,” she says
>You can see why
>She rattles off the list of the various bedrooms, studies, dens, and even a full greenhouse crammed into it
>She takes you on a tour of the house, and even then you feel like you haven’t seen everything

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>>11345593
>All the while she acts as though she’s going to quiz you on what she shows you
>And bouncing around on her toe pads the whole time
>You’re helping yourself to the food from the fridge when Chel approaches you with a cardboard box
>”A-anon,” she says nervously. “We’ve been dating for a little while now, and I was wondering if you would, ah…”
>Her ears fold back as if she’s afraid of the answer she already expects
>”…Would do some roleplay with me?”
>She’s not kidding around here
>But it’s not easy to ever refuse your adorable jaguar, and you decide to give it a shot
>Speaking of shots, your eardrums are almost blown out by her enthusiastic scream
>She opens the box and tosses you a pile of clothes
>It’s an embarrassing set of khaki shorts and shirt, topped off with a scratched pith helmet
>”I got them from a friend who does safari tours,” Chel says. “Go put them on in the bathroom!”
>Well, you certainly have your pick of them around the house
>The outfit is a little small and you look ridiculous
>But it’s what she wants, and at least you’re not in public
>Though it’s unfair how dorky you’re dressed when you return to the kitchen and see HER outfit
>Or more specifically, the lack of an outfit
>She has a petite, tattered loincloth tied around her curves, and a simple band of leader wrapped around her breasts that makes them spill out top and bottom
>She saunters over to you, running a claw down your chest
>”Poor Anon,” she says. “Lost in the jungle with no gun, no radio, and no way to get back home. And he’s being stalked by a dangerous predator…”
>You’re actually pretty shocked by the drastic tonal shift of her voice
>”I promise I’m not going to eat you,” she says, “but…”
>She squats into a four-legged stance
>”You’re going to want to use the head start I’ve giving you. One, two…”
>You back away slowly, and then dash out of the kitchen

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>>11345603
>Even with the previous tour of the house you quickly get lost
>There are a few rooms with multiple entrances, and you try to keep them in mind for easy getaways
>But you hit a dead end when you reach a large study
>The place is decorated with potted plants, giant wooden masks, and elaborate silken rugs
>It’s also one of many rooms to be connected to the house’s music system
>It’s soon filled with beating tribal drums and the stock sound effect of a wildcat snarl from pretty much every movie ever
>You would normally find it cheesy, but something about the predicament makes it unnerving
>You consider trying to barricade the door, but any heavy noise might give you away
>So you just wait, silently
>Keeping an eye on the closed door
>But not the dumbwaiter
>You spot Chel climbing out of the chute a little too late, her approach suppressed by the din of the jungle audio
>It’s not the Chel you know
>What you see is vicious beast, murderous intent in her eyes
>You call out to her, hoping to at least see some kind of smirk or other acknowledgement
>But her mind is gone, and she lets out a savage roar
>And to make matters worse, you never established a safeword
>She lunges at you with claws exposed
>You duck behind the curtains and manage to tangle her up with them just long enough to make your escape
>Down the halls you sprint, retracing your steps through the dual-entry rooms and slamming the doors behind you
>The lock clicks moments before you hear intense scratching
>Several times she cuts you off, even tearing open your shirt as she swipes for you, but often overshoots her pounce and opens a chance to slip by
>It’s a miracle your pith helmet stayed on as long as it has, because you have to toss it in an attempt to buy yourself time
>You feel momentary guilt as it sails at her
>You don’t actually want to hurt her
>But she just bats it out of the air without slowing down
>Shouting her name has no effect whatsoever

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>>11345618
>You don’t know if it’s your luck or Chel’s desire to prolong the hunt that lets you gain some distance, but eventually you wander into the greenhouse
>Thick foliage, dirt paths, and the ambience of fake bird chirps are everywhere
>The last place you want to be in with a hungry predator behind you
>It’s her element, and she knows the place far better than you do
>You creep through the rows of flora, checking over your shoulder with every step
>Shit, another dead end
>But there’s a long hose with a powerful spray nozzle at the end
>It probably won’t repel her, but maybe it’ll snap her out of her bloodlust
>You keep the nozzle at the ready, at the full blast setting, scanning the leaves for motion
>And then you spot her, gliding behind the thick brush
>You spray a deluge at her, powerful enough to rip blades off the plants and give you a full view at your target
>It’s just a cart with fertilizer on it
>Clever girl
>It’s all over as the jaguar tackles you to the dirt, your limbs pinned down by her full weight
>That’s not [Cat’s] tender face
>Those are not [Cat’s] caring eyes
>And that’s not [Cat’s] graceful voice that speaks to you
>”Remember, Anon,” she growls, “when I promised not to eat you?”
>That’s right, she did!
>She leans over and whispers into your ear
>”I lied”
>Drool is pooling from her mouth
>She pulls her head back, fangs barred
>And then she strikes
>You close your eyes, hoping she’ll make it a quick, merciful kill

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>>11345629
>But instead of ripping open your jugular Chel seals her lips over the flesh of your neck
>Her tongue dances sloppily over your skin, and her teeth are never used for more than delicate nibbles
>She switches between vacuum-like sucking and blowing her hot breath over you
>She’s so vigorous about it that she even makes a few raspberry noises
>You can’t help but laugh
>She then moves down to your exposed chest and licks it with her rough tongue in broad strokes
>”I’m eating you,” Chel purrs triumphantly
>She gently tugs at your nipples, and then resumes licking down to your navel
>Eventually she pivots over you and unzips your shorts
>You get a full view of her rump right over your face
>She’s not wearing anything under that loincloth
>”And now for the meaty part…”
>Without the threat of imminent death, your leftover adrenaline pumps into your erection
>The jaguar wastes no time fellating you, making it extra sensitive with that coarse tongue of hers
>You squeeze the base of her tail and dive into her jungle flower, lapping at her own arousal
>Your indulgence in her fantasy made her pretty horny, so in the race to induce orgasm you already have a commanding lead
>Chel whines in defeat as she climaxes early, dropping her backside entirely onto your face
>She still manages to coax a load from you, drinking it all in
>She scoots a bit forward to give you some air, and you inhale all the smells of the greenhouse mixed with her own aroma
>”T-thank you, Anon,” she pants

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>>11345637
>You’re both still in your costumes as you refuel back in the kitchen
>”We’re going to have to clean up this mess eventually,” Chel sighs
>She’s talking both about your dirt-covered bodies and all the furniture you knocked over in the scuffle
>You excuse yourself to freshen up a bit in one of the many bathrooms
>”You don’t need to get TOO clean,” she says. “There are plenty of showers in the jungle…”
>She’s obviously not ready to stop roleplaying just yet
>But she lets you at least wash your hands from the grime, sweat, and juices
>When you return back to the kitchen, Chel is gone
>Oh no, not again
>You tense up and guard yourself, but in the stillness you hear distant meowing
>You follow the cries to the den
>Chel had emptied of all the stuff in a large curio cabinet, and was now locked behind the elegant lattice doors
>She has a collar on with a cord dangling from it, her claws grasping at the woodwork
>”Oh no,” she feigns, “caged by the cunning hunter Anon. What will become of me?”
>It’s going to be a long, interesting week

https://pastebin.com/EccYKM1y

And yes, I know most of those pictures are of cheetahs/leopards. It's surprisingly hard to find jaguars specifically compared to the others.

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>>11345658
>It's surprisingly hard to find (DANGER FLOOF_ specifically compared to (BORING ANTHROS).
I'm having a bitch of a time finding nice pictures of tigers to post when I post up new chapters, as I want to post a new one each time I manage to complete a chapter. Finding 22 fucking unique pictures that are "fookin' noice" and pertain to the chapter is turning out to be a bitch though.

Also, great god damned work. I'm a big ol' fan of cute cats now due to writing Chickenman, so every predatory feline greentext I read is a real treat now.

>>11345658
I like it.

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>>11345774
>22 fucking unique pictures
Yikes, I know that feeling. Also, nice job on Chickenman. I've been really enjoying it.

>>11345774
Sauce on pic

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>>11346243
A drawfag on /b/.

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>>11346080
I'm lucky to find so many tigers with black hair and green eyes, but I'd be damned if they aren't always being tentacled or fucked by a furman.

>>11321051
FriteWag? Dont go blueballing my heart man, I cant handle the lack of my favorite writefag and his great greens.

>>11344867
> you pet her tail and move it slowly out of your way getting full view of her body
>Gorgeous pear shaped body
>you kiss and feel her tongue in your mouth and her hands on your back
>you feel your member pushing against her
>"someones happy to see me" she says confidently
>"of course i am, i always am" you say "i just hid it better before"
>"oh?" she says looking into your eyes and reaching down positioning your cock against her pussy
>"i like the change" she says
>you kiss her and slowly push into her wetness, feeling the vibrations from the buttplug
>you had almost forgotten about that momentarily
>you give a sharp thrust to the end
>shes gaps slightly and shudders a bit
>"its....its bigger than i thought Anon" she moans at you
>you start thrusting slowly at first
>shes laid back on the bed and your standing on the floor to give you leverage
>you stand upright and put your hands on her hips and start pulling her into each thrust
>you feel her insides tighten around you with each thrust and the steady vibrations from the plug
>You take off one hand and grab the remote and hit the + button once more
>She shudders and throws her head back letting out a long sighing "Ahhhhhhh"
>you start pumping harder into her, each thrust earning you a slight "Ah"
>her pussy tightens as she throws her head back into the bed "A-a-a-annonnnnn She gasps out "I-m-Cu-cu-cu Ahhhhhhh" SHe Stammers as she shudders violently
>you can feel her orgasming on you but you refuse to let up
>You push the + on the Plug getting a Further Shudder from her
>you grip her ample hips again and thrust deep into her
>as you thrust her"Ahs" get steadly louder and louder
>You keep pounding away and you hit the + Button one more time
>she lets out a full blown scream as her legs lock themselves around you and her claws dig into your chest
>Her head is thrown back and her eyes roll up slightly
>her walls tighten down with incredible pressure

>>11347164
>"Lilith im getting close" you stammer between pants
>She barely can respond "G-give it to m-me"
>with one final thrust of your hips and a firm pull on hers you explode into her
>you keep a grip on her hips for a minute or so before you slowly slide out of her and flop down beside her on the bed
>"holy fuck Anon, ive been with humans before but that...." she says are she rolls over onto your chest
>you reach over and hit the off button on the remote
>"That what?" you say with a smirk
>she hits your chest playfully
>"you know!" she yells playfully
> you kiss the top of her head and pull her close
>she nuzzles into your chest gently
>"that was by far the best orgasm ive had Anon" she says absentmindedly
>you smirk
>"wanna see if we can make it second best" you say as you rub her back and sides
>her ears flick with enthusiasm
>"yes please"
>you lose track of how many rounds you go but you were glad you didnt have neighbors
>she was a total screamer

>>11348072
thats all for now
feedback is appreciated
blah blah blah
Im drunk as per usual

>>11348072
>screaming "AH"
>really loud
https://youtu.be/jCMNWAJiz5Y

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>>11348277
>be me asking for feedback
>get shitty youtube clip instead

well fuck might as well kill myself

>>11348322
The other half of my post was typed into where I'm writing chapter 7 because I'm a fucking retard.

"I love every story you write, but I can't help but find there's always something that makes me giggle that shouldn't. I think the memes have ruined me."

Keep up the good work strong. I'm going ot drink a bit less, maybe.

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Oh wow. I just realized I've drunk fucking bottle or two more than I remember. Time to drink water.

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>>11348408
half the shit references i put are memes
also dont drink less, the majority of the smut parts of my stories are alcohol fueled also
>>you had most of this car rebuilt from head to toe, favor by favor by a certain jackass who all but cranked your neck about getting his... girlfriend? Fucktoy? ... Whatever she was, a job


My sides where are they.

fun fact i can rebuild cars when sober.
thats rare though

Okay, first off, I'm not much of a writer, but I wanted to make something for you degenerates to enjoy.

Here goes nothing.

>It's a beautiful day outside.
>Rather than sitting around indoors all day, you decide to go for a hike.
>Keys, Water, Snacks?
>Check.
>After about forty minutes or so behind the wheel, you decide to stop at one of the more remote trails.
>There's some yellow caution tape on the trail marker attempting to keep you from progressing further.
>lol, fuck that
>Ignoring the collective screech of /out/, you jump the blockade and head in anyway, you didn't spend all that time lacing up your hiking boots for nothing.
>The hike is nice and peaceful, and having the trail entirely to yourself for once makes it even better.
>You begin to wonder why the trail was closed.
>Then it hits you
>Literally
>With a loud crack, a watermelon sized stone bounces down the crag behind you, slamming squarely between your shoulders and sends you careening off the cliff-side.
>Your life flashes before your eyes on the way down.
>That's a lot more porn than you remember
>The sounds of branches snapping and leaves rustling echo through the canopy as your limp body hits the forest floor with an unceremonious thud.
>Everything goes black.

>>11348567

>You groggily open your eyes to find more stars than you think you've ever seen are blanketing the night sky.
>You'd probably appreciate the view a lot more if you could feel your legs.
>Or arms.
>Or anything other than waves of pain converging on your now conscious brain.
>"Owwwww, FUCK!" you scream to yourself.
>Trying to get a grip on your surroundings, you shakily sit up.
>It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust to the darkness, revealing that you're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>You try to stand up, only to be greeted with an intense throbbing pain radiating from your left leg, dropping you straight onto your ass again.
>It's definitely broken.
>And you're officially screwed.
>"Ah. Shit. Jesus. Fuck. Okay, Okay. Don't panic." you say to yourself as you reach for your phone.
>It's about as useful as your leg right now.
>You silently mourn the loss of your portable shitposting apparatus before angrily tossing it into a pile of leaves.
>You begin to panic.
>Nobody knows you're out here, your phone is busted, and you're going to die in this god forsaken forest.
>You feel your throat tighten as tears begin to roll down your cheeks.

Holy shit this actually got translated

https://e-hentai.org/g/1110024/4b1c932703/

>>11345629
>img
When you and your Khajiit companion have been though serious Hell together and you no longer give a single fuck about what the world says.

>>11348612

>After crying it out, you begin to feel a little more capable, despite having the odds stacked against you.
>You reach for your bag, hoping you can fashion some sort of splint out of the few things you packed.
>Where the hell is it?
>You frantically look around for your bag, only to find it hanging from a branch above you, silently mocking your newly crippled state.
>You begin to question which Deity you pissed off in a past life.
>Now standing on one foot, you attempt to reach for the object of your desire.
>Despite your best efforts, it evades your grasp by a few inches.
>Fucking Manlets. When will they learn?
>Thoroughly frustrated, you decide to try again in the morning, when you can actually see what's going on around you.
>You drift in and out of sleep for what seems like an eternity.

>>11348567
Strong anon here
im not much of a writer either
i just had a few ideas and people liked them
now i guess im a writefag
dont doubt youself. if you feel like making content then do it and fuck everyone else

>>11348698

>A water bottle bouncing off your nose rockets your out of your fitful slumber.
>The morning sun is too much for your sleep fogged eyes. All you can make out is the blurry masses of the fall leaves and a large shadow rummaging around in the bag above you.

>Wait.

>You attempt to flee the large, indistinct figure looming above you, only to fall flat on your face due to your busted leg.
>You lay there motionless, ready to accept your fate. You hope no one ever finds your hard drive.
>Your fear turns to curiosity when a distinctly feminine voice inquires "Are you alright?" "There is no need to be afraid."
>You turn to face the source of the question, discovering that it is actually not a hungry bear, or serial killer.
>Standing before you is possibly the strangest thing you've ever seen.
>A six foot tall dog-wolf-thing standing on two legs. What the fuck.
>She, Judging from her gentle demeanor and generous, uh... busts? reaches out a slim digitgrade paw to your leg, and inspects your injured leg.
>Her eyes are a striking yellow, and her fur is a dark blue-ish gray. Her face is very feminine, but still gives the impression she can tear you to shreds at any moment.
>With a small sigh, she proclaims "You should be considering yourself lucky to be alive. Not many survive a fall like that."
>You look at the trail of carnage your descent left in the trees, grateful they were there to break your fall.
>You open your mouth to ask her what the hell is going on when, with no hesitation, she rips a large section of her top off, revealing four nipples and a pair of perky b-cup breasts below her significantly larger top set.
>Looks like your leg isn't the only thing that's swollen.

>>11348755
I'm listening.

>>11348755
>She uses a couple of branches and the newly sundered cloth to stabilize your leg.
>Being the chivalrous man you are, you introduce yourself, and hobble over to your scattered belongings.
>You offer her the extra jacket you packed to cover herself up with.
>She graciously takes it and puts it on.
>You're not sure if it's the influence of her strange manner of speaking, or your own autism trying to comprehend the situation, but you manage to form a question along the lines of "What are you, exactly?"
>Smooth.
>"My name is Pisgah." She replies.
>That doesn't really answer your question, and it shows on your face.
>She looks at you with a confused expression for a second, then her face lights up as though she remembered something vitally important.
> "I know why you don't remember us. It is because we have not seen your kind for many years."
> You don't consider giant wolf people strutting around an everyday occurrence throughout history. "How long would you say?" you ask.
> She counts the years on her paws. "I would guess maybe 3 or 400 years was the last time. It has been a while"
> "That's a little longer than a while." You reply.
> Her ears twitch, and her expression darkens.
> "You need to hide NOW. They mustn't find you."

>>11348824

> Slightly panicked, you heed her advice and crawl under a pile of leaves, praying you won't be seen by the threat she seemed so frightened by.
> After about a minute of uneasy silence, you hear something trudging through the nearby brush. You'd wager there's more than one of them, whatever they are.
> In a incomprehensible language, the group barks what you can only assume are pointed questions at your new acquaintance.
> You hear her respond nervously, and a few more steps are followed by a large furred hand plunging onto the ground inches away from your still-buried face.
> You hold your breath, asking yourself why all this crazy shit had to happen to you.
> By the force of what must be 50 Deus ex Machinas, the investigative digits brush against, and promptly snatch the remains of your former phone. looks like your frustration actually paid off for once.
> The owner of said hand yells something to the others. They stomp off, arguing amongst each other.
> You wait for what feels like eons.
> "Pisgah?" you tentatively ask.
> "You can come out now." she says with a relieved tone.
> "What the hell was all that about?" you ask.
> "Not Everyone forgives." she responds flatly.
> Before you can question her further, she gently picks a leaf out of your hair and says, "Come, I will show you a safe place."
> She gives you a shoulder for support, and you both slowly head for your destination.

>>11348849

> The pilgrimage has given you two some time to talk and learn a bit more about each other.
> Apparently, those colonial fuckwads drove her people to near extinction, and they've been in hiding ever since.
> You tell her about modern life, and how everything is pretty lonely and depressing despite being so advanced.
> She makes a pleasant conversational partner, and the long trek seems to go by rather quickly.
> At last, you finally arrive at your destination. A small, derelict cabin with a narrow stream nearby.
> "It is not much, but please make yourself comfortable."
> You hobble over to the stairs and take a seat. Pisgah plops down right next to you.
> She hands you your bag, and the two of you discuss your plan for getting out of here.
> Looks like you're not going anywhere while your leg is still injured.
> Pisgah Offers to Check in on you every couple of days, and bring you supplies.
> You thank her for her kindness, and see her off. She promises to be back soon.
> Despite the strangeness of the day you've had, you enjoyed it immensely.

>>11348887

> You turn around and open the door.
> The interior of the cabin looks much nicer than the outside would lead you to believe.
> It's a bit dusty, but there's a bed and a TV.
> You attempt to turn it on, to no avail. The power must be out.
> You assume there must be some sort of generator outside, your attention is drawn to a single photograph nestled in the corner of the window pane.
> It's been bleached by months of exposure to sunlight, But you can make out the image in your hand.
> It appears to have been taken outside the cabin, featuring a man about 10 years older than yourself, with his arm wrapped around a wolf-woman that looks a bit like Pisgah. She's wearing sunglasses and laughing gleefully.
> You don't know why, but the scene fills you with a sense of melancholy.
> You gently place the photo back into its perch.
> It's getting dark, so you decide to turn in.

>>11348959

> The next few days are a royal pain in the ass.
> Chopping firewood was already hard enough without a broken leg, and your food supplies are non-existent.
> You lay on the bed cursing your current predicament.
> A knock on your door interrupts your moping, and is followed by familiar voice, "Anon? I brought you things you may need."
> How nice.
> She brought you a lot actually, smoked fish, berries, dried meat, and even some root vegetable you've never seen before.
> "Are you sure you wont get in trouble for giving me all this?" you ask.
> She shakes her head and gives you a slight smile.
> "You need food to be healthy. Your leg will not fix by itself."
> You thank her for the supplies and spend the day together idly chatting.
> As the days pass, you look forward to her visits more and more.
> One afternoon, you remember the photograph you found in the window, and show it to Pisgah.

>>11349048

> She stares at the picture longingly and sighs.
> You ask what's bothering her.
> She looks to the sky, and then back to the photo. with a slight shuffle closer to you she says, "See this man here?
> You nod, genuinely curious about it.
> "He is my father, not real father, but my mother loved him greatly." She pauses, "And I did too. He taught me everything I know now."
> You sense the pain in her voice. "What happened to them?"
> She looks away from the picture and into your eyes.
> "I told you some do not forgive. My mother became sick, and when father went to my people for help, they turned him away and declared my mother an outcast."
> She clearly doesn't want to remember, but continues.
> "She passed soon after. My father stopped taking care of himself, and died a year later. My people took me in out of pity."
> You notice tears beginning to form in her eyes.
> "They expect me to follow all customs, and speak their language. I have not spoken English in ages."
> "It makes me happy to talk with you, it reminds me of better times."
> You place your hand on her fur. it feels exquisitely soft.
> "Is that why you saved me?" you ask.
> "Yes." She says. "I did not want to be like them."
> You both sit there in silence for a few moments.
> "Well, thanks a lot. That was a very admirable thing you did for me." You say. "I owe you my life, Maybe even more than that."
> She ponders what you said for a second and then shakes her head.
> "That is not necessary. I do what is right."
> You two spend the rest of the night in the dimly lit cabin. You don't really say much to each other until she takes off in the morning.

>>11349070

> After a couple of weeks, and frequent check-ups from Pisgah, your leg seems to be doing much better.
> You walk around the cabin delighted you no longer feel any pain.
> A cold draft blows in from the poorly sealed window, causing you to shiver.
> You gaze outside. Looks like it snowed overnight.
> "That's okay." you think to yourself "I don't mind staying a few more days."
> You Hope you can see Pisgah again before you leave. It's been almost a week since you last saw her.
> You grab a log from the pile and toss it into the fireplace.
> While attempting to revive the tiny flame you just smothered, you hear a knock on the door.
> "Oh, good. That must be her." you think to yourself.
> When you open the door, you're not greeted by the pretty face you were hoping to see.
> You feel a large, furred, hand clamp down on your neck and slam you into the floor. The machete in your face makes you think fighting back might not be the best idea.
> Your ears ring as unknown insults are hurled at them. The yells angrily morph into horribly pronounced, broken English "WHERE IS SHE, THIS YOUR FAULT."
> Hearing those words, you feel a rush of adrenaline into your bloodstream.
> You muster up all your strength, and punch that hairy cunt right in his stupid fucking nose.
> He yelps in pain and drops the machete on the cabin floor.
> You scramble to your feet and grab it, turning to face your adversary.
> Blood runs down his snout and onto the floor. Deciding you're not worth any further injury, he turns tail and flees.
> Watching his shape disappear into the trees, you threaten to cut his balls off if you ever see him again, because humans do that to animals like him all the fucking time.
> You catch your breath and grab a heavy coat from the closet.
> You have to find her.

>>11349137

> You wander aimlessly through the forest, looking for any possible sign of her.
> The falling snow makes everything deathly quiet.
> You continue on.
> For hours.
> It's beginning to get dark.


> You feel as though you're going to collapse, but your determination keeps you going.
> A faint noise in the distance grabs your attention.
> You sprint towards it, praying it's Pisgah.
> The falling snow gives way to the opening of a large cavern, glowing with soft light.
> The sounds of sobbing echo from inside.
> That has to be her.

>>11349300

> You take a few steps into the damp grotto and call out to her.
> "Pisgah? What's going on? Did someone hurt you?"
> She doesn't respond. But you hear her sobbing quiet down.
> Looks like you finally found her.
> You walk forward a few feet, and step over the slowly dying fire. Your heart drops at the spectacle before you.
> Pisgah is huddled in the corner tightly hugging the jacket you gave her when you first met, wiping tears from her eyes.
> Her normally smooth and silky fur is disheveled and covered in dirt.
> You kneel down and attempt to ask her what's going on, only to be pulled into the tightest embrace you've ever felt.
> In a shaky tone, she murmurs "I-I ran away. I didn't know what to do. I knew this would happen, but I can't accept it."
> "Can't accept what?" You ask sympathetically.
> She gulps, and tries to compose herself.
> "My kind do not get to choose our mates. The elders decide who you will spend the rest of your days with."
> You begin to suspect where this is going.
> "I feel nothing for the male chosen for me. I love another, but it will never happen." "If I don't-"
> You've had enough with this stupid culture and its shitty traditions.
> "You know what? Fuck them, and the stupid-ass laws they came up with! You deserve to be happy! Live your own life! Be your own, uh... person!" you say dramatically, jumping to your feet and swinging your arms.
> Your defiant outburst is met with silence.
> Then a snicker.
> Then a long, soft tongue forcing its way into your unsuspecting mouth.

Sorry to blueball you after all that exposition Anons, but that's it for tonight. The fug comes soon. I promise.

>>11349343
I hate you. and I love you.
my balls are very blue.

>>11349343
No need to apologize, with how many writers are blueballing, it's not like it's anything new.

Also really enjoying the story, looking forward to the rest.

Here's some more of the convention story. Not much of an update but I'm a horribly slow writer, still need to build up my chops.
>homeless guy enters costume competition (cash prize) at a human convention, makes new friends
https://pastebin.com/0dfHCNyy

>>11349454
I have plans to deliver like a mofo when chickenman gets to the sex. Also the robot green I'm writing gets to the sex a bit quicker.

>>11349474
I'm super excited for the robot story. Also digging the wild ride story.

>>11349343
haha youve learned well. blueballing keeps everyone interested
also i feel the need to say that im also a writefag. do what you will with that information

>>11338341
ah rip its
i havent had those since my last deployment
heart attacks in a can but goddam shotgunning one will keep you awake during a combat mission

>>11350181
The robot story is still being planned a bit.

>>11350316
Rip its were introduced to me by the same guy who took me to /k/ when I first came to 4chan. I drink them whenever I feel that sleep is over rated.

>>11350316
Purple Rip-Its are my jam.

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Someone needs to write up a turbo slut story.

>>11350788
Not that anon, but the yellow Rip it is the one I'm normally chugging.

>>11350816
One of Sindoll's girls would do quite well for a turbo slut story.

>yellow Rip-Its
I didn't care for them, but it has been five years since I had a yellow one last.

>>11350816
I dunno why but that wording makes me laugh.

Turbo-slut. I just always get an imagine in my head of a naked furry girl just zooming down a road legs going like the Roadrunner.

>>11350919
Mousguy wrote about a cheetah a turbo horny cheetah with a real bad human fetish. Someone. Ould literally write a turbo slut story about a cheetah who is addicted to sex with hoomies.

Anon in Armello when?

>>11351018
Linkses?

>>11351078
Near the start of chapter 6 I wrote about a cheetah that gave anon some highway star.
>"She doesn't know, but the only sexual contact I've had since I got here was road head from a cheetah who I learned had Sapiaphilia so bad she took meds to keep her pants on."
https://pastebin.com/v6Y5yeN9

I could write out that little scene, but someone would have to expand her beyond that one incident if they wanted to write out a story about her.

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>>11351036
>giant thick fluffy shield wolfess Magna
wish that game had more lewds

>>11351317
People have to play it first. Armello flew so under the radar it was practically just bouncing off of the ground.

>>11351317
>>11351376
What is the game about?

>>11351462
Digital board/card game set in pretty much furry game of thrones plot. Art style reminds people of redwall and such.

After I finish my story which of these sound good for the next?
>ShadowRunner Esq world where a "shadowrunner" is hired to escort a research product which turns out to be a thicc dragon girl
>Comfy slice of life about 2 lifeguards living out their days by the shoreline and working together at a resort. (sharkgirl)
>Something based on the mythological human story wherein a guy is transferred to a world full of anthros where humans are myths and folks of legend.
>Clubbing goes right in China with panda girl.

>>11351486
Hmm. I never really got into those sorts of games.
>Redwall
I need to go watch that.

>>11351462
Board game with multiple ways to win. Strategy based, different factions that approach the game in different ways. Canine faction is combat based, rats all have some method of fucking with other players, etc.
The game itself is the domain of RNJesus; you could be all set to win and then a bad event or enemy spawn will shoot you down and make someone else a shoe in to win, and vice versa. Other times you can just stomp, especially if you focus on doing on thing very well and solve all your problems with said method. The sword wolf can go full Jack the Ripper and stack attack dice then deal with every problem through gratuitous ultra-violence, for example. There is a rabbit who's perks is basically DOSH based, and they'll either steamroll the entire round or just be useless all game.

Not for everyone, that's for sure. If you weren't the kind of person to play board games with friends you won't be the kind of person who would play more than two rounds of Armello.

>>11351574
How about pandas Dragons and Sharks are kinda overdone

>>11344348
Fuck you I was fapping just fine now I'm laughing too hard

>>11351613
I do play board games with friends, rather I did before I moved a third of the way across the country to chase a job. I misread and thought it was one of those digital board/card games like Hearthstone and that sort of silliness.

>>11349343
>Blueballing
Every single piece you can find on the net about writing erotic works will tell you that stories are not made by how well you can write a sex scene, but how well you can lead up to a sex scene. Personal dynamics will always be more interesting than the actual smut.
Maybe I'm alone here, but my favorite stories are the ones that have slow buildups and are really more of a full narrative that just so happens to have a sex scene at the end rather than full on sex all the way through. Some stories I just speed read through the sex scenes to get to more interesting relationship stuff.
Just wish I had the time to write for these threads, but all my writing time is taken up by other projects.

>>11351808
It is, but the board game type is still different from hearthstone. Just look up the game on youtube or whatever for a quick look.

>>11351834
Will do, thanks!

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>>11351762
If it makes you feel better, I can't decide whether I want to write a story about a robot, two horny sneps, or a turbo horny cheetah.

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>>11352020
>two sneps
I'm gonna say that, or the robot story.

>>11352020
The robot story for sure

>>11352020
cheetah been done like 3x already

>>11349556
>riding a horse
>she insists you let her ride you instead

>>11352020
While I enjoy the cheetah stuff as much as the next guy >>11352140 has a point.

https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals
figure this can be of some use

Robot it is then!

>>11352104
Ask strong to get on to writing kinky stuff for you, canad-anon.

>>11352126
So I shall.

>>11352412
>>11352140
Chirps for life. I'll write it later.

>>11352425
>fox
>snowfox
>coyote
>toad
>dugong
>slut species or weird species
0/10 not gonna roll again.

>>11352441
you can change the number of results

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Anyone else on?

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Actually, how are thoses?
http://www.lulu.com/shop/hatton-slayden/daily-doe-dairytaur/ebook/product-23236274.html

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I want a cat on my lap so bad ;_;