ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is the best vacatio

>>11314023
Sinjoh

>>11314023
I like snow
Snow is good but cold
Mountains?
Hard to deliver food in mountains

>>11314023
the hospital

i wanna vore a doggo

>>11314023
I didn't get vacations before.
Don't think I will now either.
Just got a bunch of stock cut and rough shaped, gonna be making chisels now, forgot how fun blacksmithing is, it's been a while since I've done it.
>10 posts until she's done with the chisels

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>>11314023
Sinnoh.

>>11313878
Hello.

>>11314118
Hey hi hello
How are you?
I think using good write
Boss says i learn fast
What you do?

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>>11314115
>Shukaku the Sandslash arrives with a note.
>"Destruction is going well. For some reason an Abomasnow is helping me. Feel free to come out here when you're done."
>"PS: Maybe don't I might be dead, I dunno."

>Toby shrugs at the hole he's made in the ground.
"Well that's a decent start."
>Back to work.

dogggo

doggo

>>11314174
>After setting the now shaped chisel set down, she takes the note
"Arc, could you go get our generator and belt sanders?"
>The electivire nods, leaving the Tower as Natani reads, before scribbling something on the back with a charcoal stick
>"Alright, I'm just about done with these chisels, they didn't take long. I'm sending Smith out to help you."
>She puts the note in the metagross's mouth
"Go give this to the guy in the mask and help him dig."

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>>11314023
Kalos or Alola.

>Akira chucks a maid uniform at Minato.
>Thankfully, this one is normal length.
"This should fit you. If it's a bit big we can stuff a bra or something."

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>>11313976
>Found the other burst pipe, hidden between a bunch of stuff
"Found it?"

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eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>11314802
>MInato squints at the maid's outfit.
"I don't remember agreeing to help you, Akira-kun."

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>>11314236
>Robot get.
"Aw, dude, you are sooooooo cool."
>Digging and destroying: Happen!

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>>11314899
>He clutches his chest, making an overdramatic gasp of pain
"Making me pay off both of our debts? You're so cruel to me, Minato-senpai!"

>>11314023
Hewwo!

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>>11314808
i found the second one, slowly follow my voice and where it's coming from

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>>11314960
>Roll for helping.

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>Doubles is still here
>Not that anyone notices

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>>11314960
>Approach, riding a Scolipede.
>Look at strange people.
>Cock head.
>Look at box on saddle.
>They are boxes of pizza.
>Look back at masked man and the large snow creature.
>Inquisitive expression.

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>>11314166
I own and operate a server and cloud business, now expanding into robotics.
Who is your boss?

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>>11315013
>Following
"Bro, can't see shit"

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>>11314971
"Alright, give me a minute."
>Minato heads into his room to change.

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>>11315089
"Well thanks."
>>11315162
>Toby waves, leaning on his shovel.
"Yo, are you looking to trade?"

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>>11315262
>Shake head.
>Look closer.
>Look down at the glowing box.
>Shake head again.
>Present device to man.
>Tilt head to the side in a questioning gesture.

>There is an address on it.
>Along with a picture of some random man, followed by his phone number.
>The cloaked figure pats the pizza boxes, then shrugs.

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>>11315338
>Toby takes it, squinting down at it.
"You're some kinda... Pizza delivery person? I think you need to head a little more south, buddy,"
>He offers it back, shrugging.
"I think that might be in Ecruteak."

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>>11315185
"yeah let, me try this"
>nirie extends his goo arm and holds his hand and slowly pulls him

>>11315385
>Nod.
>Take the device back.
>Look at the sky.
>Then behind, to the boxes.
>Dig in a pocket of the saddle.
>Pull out a small package.
>Hand it to the masked man.
>Wave upon leaving.

>In the package is a small, warm brownie.

>>11315171
Boss is boss
He makes food
I give food
Good person

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>>11315438
"Well he didn't stab me, that's neat. See ya!"
>Toby waves, pocketing the brownie and getting back to ridding Sinjoh of it's Uranium.

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>>11315404
>Burst pipe #2 found
"Thanks, bro."
>Proceed to shutting it off

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>>11315239
"Alright, cool. If Tats-chan isn't awake I vote we sneak in and pose on a random surface until he wakes up."

>>11315506
>Natani walks up, looking at the large hole at the edge of town, wearing her white coat, but a brown set of earmuffs, with wolf ears on the headband
>She tugs at her gloves, looking down into it.
"Wow, there's a lot down there, so close to the surface... how have you been planning to get rid of it?"

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>>11315515
"well, now we gotta deal with all this water

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>>11315629
"I didn't really think that far in advance honestly. You think we could vaporize it with some magic?"
>He squints at the pile, hefting the shovel into two hands like an axe.
"Orrrrrrr... We can ask Giratina or Palkia to take it. Not sure they'd want a bunch of shitty dirt, though."

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>>11315577
>Minato comes out, wearing the maid outfit.
>You can see he's still wearing the same shoes.
"I'm good with that. Have you got any leads on the thing?"

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>>11315629
>>11315681
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
>Roll for time to vore yellowcake with last number

>>11315771
(Isn't this too convenient at this point?)

>>11315794
(No one said Guzzlord was going to stop eating at the yellowcake)

>>11315794
>>11315806
(Honestly I don't care. Nukes are fucking annoying in PAR. PAR would be more interesting if the weapons of destruction were leggos.)

>>11315817
(Uranium has other uses than nukes. The issue with nukes in oldPAR was that they were used excessively and with no prompt)

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>>11315577
>>11315711
>Double dubsfail and a dubsfail... Are these uniforms cursed?
>Looks like Akira didn't wash them properly.
>They're a bit smaller than he thought... His only barely covers his ass, and Minato's is likely mid thigh rather than knee length
"Yeah, the Sinjoh guy says they're the same language as the sigils up in his ruins. He's got about... 20% of them translated."
>He leads them to Tatsuya's room, knocking on the door and waiting

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>>11315838
"That's neat. Hopefully we can figure it out."
>Minato squints.
"You wanna pick his lock?"

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>>11315634
>The Marill is happily helping emptying out the water
"Yeah bro, this will take a while."
>Rolling posts until emptied, last digit + 10

>>11315829
(They were used by shitposters and instead of ignoring them we used raddad. Until we used nukes for plots that is. )

>>11315817
>>11315829
(I'm gonna put my 2 cents out there since all I do is shitpost now. I think nukes are fine as part of the universe? Just, players shouldn't really have access to them.)
(We tend to do some dumb shit for the sake of plot and it'd be kind of a shame for Unova or SB to wipe Kanto off the face of the map for the sake of PLOT.)
(Also because players having access to them is going to lead to someone launching a nuke at someone they dislike, whether it's SB loosing a nuke toward Kanto for IC reasons or Aether loosing one to SB for OOC reasons.)

>tobi samefagging cause he hates sb
lol

>>11316027
this

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>>11315963
"well, let me help too"

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>>11315873
>Akira nods, sliding off his shoe for a moment to pull out a lockpick
"Tell me, Minato-senpai... What would you like the world to be like?"
>Rolling for lockpicking - Akira has a pretty good idea of what he's doing, so 1 will be a success as well

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>>11315771
>>11315794
(Uh, yeah this feels a tad too convenient.)
>>11316027
>>11316033
(Honestly I wanted to get the uranium out so someone didn't try to pull a nuke into Sinjoh and have Tobi and crew become infinitely powerful.)
(If I fucked up someone should just tell me.)

>>11315681
"I'd have to look through the books, but from what I understand and what you've described so far, the magic is... energy conversion, purified. So, if we, in theory... refined this stuff, we could use magic to create controlled nuclear fission, and power whatever we needed, destroying the stuff in the process? Or just build a regular nuclear power plant, really. I don't know anything about that though."
>She adjusts her earmuffs, making sure they're secure
"I don't think we should bother gods over this. It's our problem... maybe we could gather it up and take it to that weird city you mentioned on the coast, maybe there's a way to destroy it there?"

>>11315771
(I'm just gonna ignore this, it's too much IMO.)

>>11316064
(Oh good to see we agree)

>>11316064
(It doesn't even have to be be weapons grade uranium so the best one would make out of it is a dirty bomb because I doubt anybody in the pokemon world knows how to properly refine uranium straight from the ground)

>>11316064
fuxk off emrys

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>>11316128
(Yeah that works. I think Surge implied the nukes never dropped in Japan? WW2 probably never happened or ended before nukes happened so. I dunno, I'll leave that to the bigger loremakers I guess.)
>>11316101
>Toy shrugs, pulling a bag from his pocket and offering it over.
"Some weirdo gave me a brownie. Merry Christmas.Also, yeah that works. You wanna go now?"

>>11316205
(Surge said the nukes dropped in Hoenn)

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>>11316062
>Minato shrugs, watching Akira.
"Relatively peaceful for one thing, I guess."

>>11316205
>roll to shit in mask

>>11316064
>>11316128
(This, plus getting rid of all the Uranium is frankly unrealistic, nevermind the disposal)
(And also the more peaceful yet still skeezy looking applications)

>>11316224
(WW2 never would've happened in PAR, seeing as China is a feudal era country, Russia/Almia isn't a world power, ect)
(And Surge said that the nukes would have dropped into what was equivalent to Hoenn iirc)

>>11316128
(Doesnt making a dirty bomb still take some serious know-how?)

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>>11316058
>Various bucketloads later, of both water and sweat
"Yeesh bro, that was a workout."
"Lets get the payment and back home, bro."

>>11316390
(Dirty bombs are just normal explosive bombs with the added ability of dispersing radioactive material in a small area)

>>11316396
>Eyes appear in one of the buckets
"Who are you and why did you ruin my pool?"

>>11316205
>She takes the bag
"Brownie, huh?"
>She unwraps it, giving it a bite.
"Still warm, thanks."
>She looks down into the hole again, chewing
"Don't we need to get all this dug up first?"
>Smith is probably digging with the power of a robot even now, scooping out chunks of yellowcake and dirt and depositing them at the edge of the hole.
"Or would it just be looking around?"

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>>11316461
>Almost dropping the bucket out of surprise
"Sheesh! Who are you, bro?"

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>>11316396
"yeah, i'm tired too, but good work from everyone
>he pets the marill

>>11316423
(I thought they were inefficient fission bombs, my bad)

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>>11316470
>Toby looks down at the yellowcake, shrugging.
"Guess we can come back after he's done?"
>Toby leans down, talking to the Sandslash and Pyroar.
>Shukaku and Matatabi left the party!
"They're gonna guard it and help him, you wanna get walking?"

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>>11316229
"What's peace look like to you, Min-chan?"
>He slowly pushes open the door, holding it open long enough for Minato to get through.
>Once that's done he stretches out on Tatsuya's couch.

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>>11316461
"woah"
>>11316536
"dude who's that guy?"

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>>11316577
"No fighting? People and p-"
>Dubfail, the door bonks him in the head.
"Peace. People unified, one land or something."
>Minato grabs a spot on the floor, checking his phone.

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>>11316536
>>11316632
>A Vaporeon materializes in the water and steps out of the bucket leaving it empty
>As they 'speak' the voice sounds like it's coming from what water is left in the room
"I am Kaiyo and you stole my water, why?"

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>>11316678
>the goobab still a bit surprised but now a bit calmed down
"Well, hello kaiyo"
"Sorry about that bro, but we had to deal with the burst pipe because the owner of this house paid us to deal with it"

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>>11316542
>The marill seems real happy about the pets

>>11316632
"I don't know?"

>>11316678
>Sam seems perplexed at the way the Vaporeon communicates
"Uh Kaiyo? Er, some pipes burst and the home owner wanted his basement dry, bro"

>>11316575
"Not particularly, it should be something done in the light of day."
>She looks up at the moon
"I'm not a fan of going to the spooky place at night, that seems like a good way to get killed. I think we should spend tonight studying magic, so we're more prepared tomorrow. Up to you though."

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>>11316766
"Ehhhhhh... Yeah I guess you're right. I'll make sure this stuff gets carted up before I come with you. Just be careful with what you touch, alright?"
>Toby waves a hand.
>Probably gonna be another 30 minutes or so to pack everything up and give the area another check.

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>>11316162
EMRYS?!?!
WHERE?!?!?!?!?
BABY COME BACK, I MISSED FARTING ON YOU MY LOVE

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>>11316640
"Could be nice. Democracy?"
>Akira crosses one leg over the other, hiding what his dress fails to

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>>11316736
>>11316746
"House? Basement?"
>Kaiyo looks around in confusion
"I see so this is not my pool, did you bring me here in that thing?"
>He gestures at the bucket with his tail

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>>11316805
>Minato siiiiiiiiiiiighs.
"Is anyone actually fit to interpret the will of billions? Maybe a fuckin'... Psychic legendary or something?"
>He squints up at the ceiling.
"I think Tatsuya died."

>>11316791
"I was just going to look through the books first. I'll wait on you to start poking things."
>She finishes off the brownie, heading back to the Fire Tower and grabbing the book off the anvil Toby set it on, beginning to flip through it.
"...This is incredible, just the stuff here..."
>A grin slowly spreads across her lips, the cogs in her brain beginning to turn
"I'll need to learn more, but there's so much I could do with this..."

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>>11316846
"No, we were just just emptying the basement. It was a real doozy, bro."
"Did you come from the pipes, bro?"

>>11316791
em plz go

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>>11316857
"Aw. Looks like we don't get to tease Tats-chan tonight."
>He looks over to Minato with an exaggerated pout
"What should we do instead?"

hello ev3rybody!
I found my trainers sppecial juice!
It tasted kinda funny and i didn drink a lot but I still feel ffuny now
Should I tell my traner

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>>11316746
>keeps pettingthe marill
>>11316846
"We didn't really brought you here, dude. You just appeared here"

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>>11316969
>Minato squints up at the ceiling.
"Whore ourselves out for money?"

>>11316800
this guy is >>11316970

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>>11316896
>Toby tags along a few moments later.
"Here I am. Stashed the stuff away in one of the towers for later. You wanna try and practice with em, or what?"

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>>11316958
>>11316973
>The Vaporeon lets out a sigh
"I must have then, last I remember I was relaxing in my pool then I feel asleep. It must have somehow drained into the water you humans use."

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>>11316973
>The Marril goes over to Sam, popping out the Houndour from his ball
>Sam lets it happen as if it were the usual

>>11317048
"Sheesh, sounds like one of my drunken hazes, heh."
"We're in Olivine, is that close to your pool, bro?"

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>>11316991
>When Akira speaks it's in a girly sounding falsetto
"B-but Minato-senpai, that would be gay..."
>He laughs and shakes his head
"You sure it would pay more than our current stuff?"

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>Still in Hau'oli

>>11316970
I think your trainer would feel bad, maybe angry?

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>>11317092
>Minato groans slightly.
"What, you want to rob a bank or something?"

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>>11317090
"welp, you again, how you're doing"
>he starts petting the houdoon too
>>11317048
well, maybe we can help you find your home, if this is not yours

Anyone have tips for committing armed robbery?

>>11317120
Oh
thats not good
maybe i shoudl jsut go find a pecha and go to ssleeep?

>>11317186
Don't.
The weapon will make the charge a felony no matter what you steal, even grand larceny's not as bad a charge.
If you're hellbent on crime at least be fucking subtle about it this place's got honest to gods IP on it.

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>>11317137
"We may be sneaky, but I don't think we're good enough for that."
>He sighs, flipping onto his side and watching Minato
"Gotta start simple. Pickpocketing, house break ins, small businesses... Stuff like that."

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>>11316970
It IS you, Emem!
Oh, you DID come back for me, I'm so flattered, I missed you too much!
Now...
Shall we pick up where we left off?
>roll to fart on his face

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>>11316970
Oh, those darn odds just trying to keep the magic of our love from happening!
>roll to fart on their face

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>>11317224
>Minato sighs lightly, looking back at his phone.
"Well I don't think I'm as good at that stuff as you. What am I gonna do exactly?"

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>>11317193
I guess, yeah. Drunkenness is often tied to poisoning.
Maybe when you are bigger and older you will be able to drink with your trainer and friends.
Who are you, by the way?

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>>11316970
Don't worry baby, I'll be here all night and then some if that's what it takes!
>roll to fart on Emem's face

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>>11317090
>>11317182
"Olivine? No my pool is near Violet city though I don't think it's that far, a days walk maybe."

how do you doe

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>>11317292
>>11316970
There we are, finally a chance for my love to shine on.
>perches on their talons and bends themselves over in front of their companion
"Hold still now~"
>clenches their feathers and grunts as noxious brown gas erupts from their anus
"Ergh...*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*... Whew... All for you my darling~"

>>11317031
"I do. Actually, I just... don't even know where to begin. I see what you've described here for what individual runes do, but there's so much more isn't there?"
>She flips through the book, her brow furrowing
"They all connect, somehow, don't they?"

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'Sup, /par/?
It's your guy, the Eevee breeder.
Got a whole lot of fluffs running around, it's a heck of a thing to see. The good news is they're all pretty darn healthy so far, the bad news is I'm getting anxious because nobody's come to inspect my place.
I'm even going to call Black City and remind them if I have to, just so I don't get dinged for them forgetting, you feel me?

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>>11317396
How many 'vees you up to now?

>>11317357
Nigger who the fuck is Emem and why are you like this
I'm quitting if this is what this shitshow's like

Reminder to hide and ignore shitposters.

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>>11317182
>The Houndour does not let himself get touched easily
>Eventually he lets a a few light pats through

>>11317302
"Sheesh bro. That's in Kanto, we're in Johto."

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>>11317365
"They sure do. My main issue is putting the magic IN them. I haven't figured out how to do that."
>Toby writes the sigil for fire onto a slip of paper.
"So, fire, right? That transfers heat to whatever activates it as far as I've seen. But saaaaaay..."
>He draws the sigil for "outward" next to it.
"Fire outward. So that would shoot a swathe of flames out."
>Toby squints, shrugging.
"Getting any of this?"

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>>11317432
>>11317357
(Btw, I'm Emrys. Try shitposting me out.)

>>11317409
(Em is a player that no longer posts here, anything fart or anthro or shit like that is a shitposter)

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>>11317285
"You're a security major. You know more about dealing with that shit than I do. Guide me through it?"
>>11317396
Why Eevees

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>>11317450
(Dude I don't even use that mask yet. If you're going to pretend to be me do it right.)
(If I was Emrys I wouldn't put it out like that.)

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>>11317406
First generation's an even dozen now with some new arrivals, and the baby fluffs are up to the same number.
I've been spending plenty of time making sure everybody's fed right and healthy and clean and happy and such, you feel me?
Lots of cute little 'vees.
>>11317472
Eevees are cute, alright for starting Trainers, and it's hard sometimes to find a not-shady place to get one unless you got connections.
So, I saw an opportunity, you feel me? Be the change I wanna see and shit.

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>>11317419
"well, i guess despite trying to look all tough and cool you still likes some pets"
>scraches under the chin
>>11317302
yeah from jotho to kanto be that quick but it's doable

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>>11317472
>Minato chuckles.
"That works. They tend to put cameras at the places where they can see the most. Corners and near the cash register."
>He squints down at his phone.
"I guess we could try a small time store if you're serious."

>>11317432
"Putting magic in... that's simple, I think?"
>She flips through the book, finding the diagram for the circle that accepts energy and taking the pen and paper from Toby
>She copies it over, and calls Forge over
"If I did it right... Forge, Flamethrower the paper, inside the circle please"
>rolling for if this worked out

>>11317452
Got it. Thanks.

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>>11317419
>>11317504
"It's not that far is it? I've never been very good at gauging distances and if it's too far I can just find a new pool closer by."

>>11317480
emrys confuckingfirmed

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>>11317521
>Looks like the paper burned instead.
"Yeah, thought we were missing something."
>Toby squints for a moment.
"...Actually it probably just doesn't work on paper. I assume it works better on something with... Mass? Walls, rocks, armor and stuff."

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>>11317409
Emem is my love and RP partner
Which means I shitpost him till he yells at me so I can get off
>>11317417
everyone who doesn't play a pokemon character in a Pokemon RP is a shitposter
>>11317450
Nah, you're not Emem. He wouldn't let himself sink to Narutard level.
>>11317452
you're just jealous no one loves you enough to make dedicated posts to you
get over it lmao

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>>11317515
>He's silent for a while as he considers the question
"How long is it until your next paycheck?"
>>11317502
I can get that.
Good for you, and good luck.

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>>11317396
>>11317502
That's great to hear, especially as both eeveeolution owner and having recommended you that place.
How big of an operation do you plan to get?

>>11317591
>sink to narutard level
that would be an improvement upon kingdom hearts autism

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>>11317504
>Houndour finally lets go of the tough attitude, the chin scratches too much

>>11317540
"Sheesh, it is very far. I'm perplexed hoenstly, bro."
"Yeesh, my apartment complex has a communal pool. It might need new water, though."

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>>11317595
>Minato squints at his phone.
"Twenty-fourth of next month."

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>>11317540
"well, like bro said you can stay with us, we have a pool
>>11317630
>now proceeds to pet both the houdoom and marill

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>>11317605
hey
cringy as it was deep down you know that shit was good

>>11317675
it really wasnt

>>11317579
"That explains it, I have just the thing."
>She runs up the stairs, coming down with plate of steel 3/16ths of an inch thick
>She pulls a stick of soapstone out of her pocket, and replicates the design they had previously
"Let's try this again, Forge, do your thing"
>rolling

>>11317701
really bones

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>>11317596
I dunno, but I don't wanna be too far from the day to day, you feel me?
The best thing about the job's happy Eevees, and I don't wanna lose that.

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>>11317713
>Wow they suck at this.
>Toby facepalms.
"...Again? Harder? Maybe it doesn't work with pokemon not from Sinnoh or Johto?"
>Toby shrugs, chuckling.
"I got nothing."

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>>11317639
"And I don't get paid until the 15th... We're stuck with either begging, whoring, or stealing."
>Akira looks over the back of the couch, scouting the room for Tatsuya
"... We should probably leave Tatsuya's room. Tomorrow for planning, the day after for the actual theft?"

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>>11317669
>>11317630
"Hmm communal means others use it right? Would that be an issue?"

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>>11317795
"I think you usually wait two or three days so its harder to get recognized."
>Minato stands up, stretching.
"Let's go, then."

>>11317753
>Natani looks at the metal
"Looks like the soapstone melted enough to not work before it could do it's thing, might need to be something more resistant to heat..."
>She nods to herself
"Arc, come over here, bring the welding masks, we're gonna weld runes onto this thing."
>The electivire does as he's asked, and she passes a pair of goggles to Tobi
"Put this on or look away, I'll be done in a few minutes."
>She has a steady hand, and using her electivire's tendrils, quickly has the rune pattern created in weld on the metal
"There, no way this can fail unless I actually messed up writing. Forge, a fireball, please"
>She props the plate up against an anvil, and her incineroar launches an orb of fire at it
>Rolling, only going to fail on dubsfail now

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>>11317733
Yeah, knowing and pampering each and every Eevee in your operation.
Sounds pretty damn relaxing.

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>>11317502
That's a lot of fluffballs. Cherish them while they're nice and small 'cause when they evolve they get much bigger.

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>>11317823
>Woo.
>The circle now glows with energy.
"Hey we did it, and we aren't dead, look at that."
>Toby squints over at her.
"You got any genius plans? Cause I was thinking about setting traps in the snow."

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>>11317669
>The Water and Fire duo really accepted the goobab into their lives

>>11317800
"Not really bro, it is not used that much."

>>11317870
"Well, we found out why everything is etched into the stone, if the runes are damaged, they don't work."
>She looks at it
"It didn't spurt fire though, how does that trigger... there's so much to learn, but I think, once we get better at this, if we can figure out how to store more energy long term, I could do a lot with this. I'd like to get a guy that's good at fabrics up here though, normal clothes with this stuff might be better at warding off the cold than what I'm wearing right now... among other things."

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>>11317871
"well, i guess we are buddies now"
>goobab smiles
>>11317800
"i guess not"

>>11317910
Well if it didn't spurt fire what did it spurt?
Cum?

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>>11317851
Hey, it's still work, but I like it.
They get decent running-around space, plenty of things to hide in and climb on, and some days they eat better than I do.
>>11317852
Will do, little friend. You got any tips for me, just in case I missed something? I got a good diet for 'em, nesting boxes, an open run, some safe toys, stuff like that.

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>>11317910
"I think it won't attack anything related to what made it...? Nooooooot really sure. That or we didn't touch it or pass in front of it correctly."
>Toby shrugs.
"I'll see if we can get someone good with fabrics up here."

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>>11317818
"Fine by me, that's two or three more days of planning."
>He shuts the door ion their way out
"Call it, did Arsene and Thanatos wreck the room?"

>>11318003
"Well, let's find out."
>She grabs one of her fire retardant jackets and throws it on, having already put on welding gloves when she made the runes
>She flips down her helmet, and prods the fire rune
>WOOSH
>A jet of fire engulfs her face, deflected around the mask and the shock of it putting Natani on her ass
"...I think it works on contact just fine."
>Her hair is on fire

>>11318043
>my dick's on fire too, that's one smokin hot babe

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>>11318043
"Holy-"
>Toby sighs, pushing the Carracosta toward her.
"Isobu, please."
>It shoots a soft jet of water at the girl.
"Good work, we know how it works."

>>11318002
Give you tips? You should be the one giving your tip to your Pokemon. Sexually.
Unless you actually swing that way, on which case I'd be honored to blow you.

>>11318113
TAKE THE MASK OFF SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>11318002
Work is better when you enjoy it, like in your case.

>>11318113
how does ur dicc work tho

>>11318113
"EEP!"
>She gets knocked onto her back, not from the jet itself, just from being surprised
"...Fuck, my hair is all wet now. Wet and cold do not mix."
>She groans, picking herself up again and trying to wring her hair out.
"Thanks, it wasn't that big a deal though, just experimentation."
>She whips her head around, her long white hair like a rope behind her now
"I think I'm going to go to bed now... got a lot to do tomorrow, might move my stuff into this tower instead of the Steel one, and even if I don't, I'll still be in here all day, making trap plates and a few more experimental items. Once I'm more confident with the forge and magic, I'll make your sword."
>She takes off her mask, wiping residual water out of her eyes and setting the helmet on the anvil, along with her jacket and gloves.
>She throws on her coat and winter gloves again, and leads her pokemon out of the tower, to the one next door, where she promptly passes out

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>>11318006
>Minato shrugs, unlocking their door and opening it.
"If they aren't banging I'll be surprised."

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>>11318192
"Seeeeeeeee ya. I'll be willing to test and help with stuff."
>Tobi hops off to go see if he can recruit a new pokemon.
>Roooooooooooooooollin for success.

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>Special event!
>Somewhere in Sinjoh, a new legion of characters appear
>They are known as The Backstreet Boys
>Debuting as a new major plot device despite not being Pokemon related like 90% of the characters here
>Backstreet's back alright
EVERYBODY (YEAH)
ROCK YOUR BODY (YEAH)
EVERYBODY
ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT

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>>11318002
Nah it sounds like you have all the bases covered

>>11318331
beach boys are better

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>>11317871
>>11317947
"I suppose it will have to do for the time being, thank you for offering me a place to stay."

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>>11318185
Well, it beats feeling like shit about paying the bills, right? Haha.
>>11318332
Thanks.That means a lot to me, it really does.

>>11318346
your mom's better

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>>11318398
But they are getting paid, you are having fun and even better, setting an example.

>>11318331
Sinnohs gone to shit

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>>11317947
>The marill is as bubbly as always, the houndour instead trying to keep the composure

>>11318384
>Payment received
>Walking towards an old and battered pickup
"Heh. Alright, bro, hop on the pickup and lets get going."
>He fishes up a beer can and cracks it open

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>>11318384
"well, no problem bro, you can stay as long as you want"
>>11318476
"alright, time for us to go back home"
"he giggles at both, and pets marill some more giving her more pets than the houdoom

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>>11318398
Is it just me or is it really weird that most pokemon are treated as pets, yet we can communicate like this?

Hell there was a guy working on a translator. What happened with them anyway?

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>>11318423
An example? I'm not feeling what you're trying to say here, how am I an example?
>>11318529
Wait, that pic with the Syl...
Uhh... I think I might need a drink.

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>>11318529
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE THIS KINDA STUFF?
I should have a test version by like... The end of this month.

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>>11318529
maybe most pokemon are into petplay
>wiggles non-existant eyebrows

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>>11318529
Weird and not completely agreeable cultural norms.

>>11318560
Good luck. Do you still need funding?

>>11318559
To other breeders, of course.
Wait, what pic?

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>>11318647
It's more just getting subjects to test with. But electronics orders are kinda steep.
>Paypal info here.
If you want to, I'm not gonna bug you about it.

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>>11318677
>Hacks into your PayPal and steal all your money
HAHA NOOB GET REKT

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>>11318647
The Sylveon that's... posting here.
I thought I was talking to a chick who's big on Eeveelutions or something.

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>>11318706
You called her little friend earlier, no you didn't.
Unless you're a pedo...?

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>>11318677
Well, I do want to see this project bear fruit.
>$1000 Unovan sent

>>11318706
That would be Sylvie, I'm her trainer.

>>11318706
What anon said
>>11318002
>Will do, little friend.
Where's the lie, anon?

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>>11318700
Oh my twenty bucks.
>>11318740
Awesome! Thanks, Anon.

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>>11318729
>>11318745
O...kay. I thought it was, like... I dunno.
(I fucked up OOC because I've been drinking, okay?)
>>11318740
Oh.

>>11318740
>>11318677
Actually I have to take that money back, I need to buy more Doritos and a new anime body pillow, hope you understand.

>>11318765
(Drinking doesn't solve any of your problems anon, it only creates more.
You might as well just kill yourself now and save yourself from a painful death.)

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>>11318765
Is that what they call it, now?

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>>11318517
>>11318517
>Kaiyo hops up into the truck cabin assuming theres room otherwise they ride in the back

>>11318821
( I got my IC knowledge for this char and my IC knowledge for other chars I play switched around because real life things. Please just drop it. )

>>11318894
(Jfc anon chill. Take a fucking break.)

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>>11318517
>The Marill and Houndour go in the back
>>11318894
>The Vaporeon in the cabin sharing a seat with the Reuniclus
"Awyeah, this will be a tad bumpy ride, bros"
>Rolling minutes to destination, 10+last post digit

>>11318894
>>11318918
(Can we just stop before a fight breaks out, thanks.)

>>11318939
(Woosp meant to link >>11318893)

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>>11318765
Something in the mind?

>>11318762
Any time. Communication is important.

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>>11318974
My job just got, uhm... a shitton more awkward.
Really awkward.
I'm still getting my head around this.
>>11318952
( I'll chill out, Anon. We cool? )

>>11318952
(Don't tell me what to do you white supremacist nazi scum.)
>>11318894
(Obviously you're letting this thread consume your life, take a hiatus like Emrys before you become the next Emrys.)

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>>11319076
Why would it be more awkward? You did know pokemon were intelligent before you started your venture right?

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>>11319126
Well, sort of. I knew you could cooperate with each other, even make plans and such, but... this is a lot more than I expected, you feel me?
Now I'm thinking, 'holy fuck, you might be smarter than me'.

>>11319170
I'm sorry Anon but how the hell did you not know?
Do you not watch TV or... Talk to people or... Anything?

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>>11319076
>>11319170
Well, the evolved forms of eevee are often smarter.

>>11319183
Maybe he is from Kanto or something.

>>11319207
(Cut it out)

>>11319207
(Fuck off it's a legitimate reply.)

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>>11319207
>Try to give a different side to things
>GM guy tells me to fuck off
whatever
(I played Bugsy and the Abamasnow.)

>>11319226
( Our resident shitposter was impersonating a GM. That's a new-ish trick, but it happens sometimes. )

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>>11319226
(That was a clear cut shitpost from an anon trying to imitate my posting)

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>>11319170
I bet if you let one of your eevees play with your phone or dex they would eventually learn to talk to you with it.
>>11319226
(sb has not used that image before and especially not for a GM post)

>>11319242
>>11319245
>proof needed

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>>11319258
( 1) Three posters vouching for that it was shitpost from an imitator)
( 2) Come to the complaints Discord)

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>>11319258
(The "imitate a GM and delete the post afterwards" thing is as old as PAR itself man, but here....)
(SB has never used that picture for an OOC post... He always uses >>11319245 this one or >>11319292 , with a filename describing however he's feeling at the moment. He's also never deleted an OOC post, as far as I remember.)

(I really do hope the Bugsy guy doesn't leave though, I really enjoyed his take on the character.)

>>11319258
https://discord.gg/E5fNNWu

now stop replying

>>11319242
Who's the resident shitposter?

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>>11319183
Look... I was a fucker when I was back in Hoenn.
I did some shit I'm not proud of, you feel me?
I didn't think about it because I didn't want to think about it.
I... fuck, I don't even know if I can come back from the shit I did, you feel me?
>>11319253
Huh... well, it's worth a shot?
I'll try giving 'em something like that to mess with, see how it goes.

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>Outskirts of Olivine, near some low grade apartment buildings
>Park the pickup
>Sip more beer
"Yo, we're here."

>>11319379
(>You feel me
>You feel me
You're repeating yourself. Look dude just call it a night already. We can start fresh tomorrow, you feel me?)

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>>11319379
Whatd you do fellow crime friend?

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>>11319499
>roll to ovi

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>>11319499
I did my time back in Hoenn already, man.
I just... I got square with the law but the guilt's still there.

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>>11319379
Well, that is in the past now, you seem genuinely ashamed of what you did. Just don't do that again.

Also, consider getting big buttoned keyboards for the eevees.

>>11319570
(The anger is too.)

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>>11319422
>Kaiyo speaks using its only available water sources, the beer and the goobaby so as a result the voice is distorted
"I've always wondered what it was like to ride in your vehicles but they're not as extravagant as I thought."

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>>11319575
Yeah. I am.
Thing is, before I got clean, before I did my time, and my cousin went death-by-stupid and I got the fear of death put back in me by the whole world-nearly-ending thing?
I could've been like the last people in here, you feel me? Would've deserved it then, too.
I'm getting big keyboards and stuff, though, thanks for the tip.

>>11319632
(You're still not clean though, you pick fights over the simplest shit and then delete them like a pussy you drunken fuckface, either grow a pair or stop posting here.)

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>>11319632
Well, good thing you got out of it, went clean and began appreciating pokemon as actual living and sapient/sentient beings. Or your story would have been radically different.
>Make post, close dex for a bit
>"And much shorter."

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>>11319631
"Heh, this one is pretty old and slow, but is what I have."
>Sam directs the even larger group to his apartment
"The pool is down this corridor but uh, will you be fine with the bathtub? Bro?"
>Click click, opening the door to the apartment
>It is still in need of a clean up

Can anyone explain why we care about pokemons fewweeings? Mine obey me just fine.

>>11319757
(Cause HG is a prick.)

>>11319757
Well-kept Pokemon are easier to care for in the long run, and extreme mistreatment could make them desperate enough to turn on you. That means running away for some Pokemon, and for others, a more confrontational solution.

>>11319824
Riight.

I'm going to Alola soon. Would anyone know how it effects steel types?
I'm looking to make sure my stupid pokemon don't look bad.

>>11319974
It's pretty damn rare, but it does happen.
>>11320051
I'd suggest polishing them more often, coastal air is hard on Steel-types.

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>>11319824
Honestly wouldn't mind seeing more shitbag trainers get mauled by their own pokemon. Even, I'd cheer.

>>11320051
Buy plenty of polish and clean up the rust daily.

>>11320089
>>11320096
Thank you two, I don't want my pokemon resembling the trash they really are.
Good night.

>>11320096
(Edgy)

bork

>>11320472
is cool

>>11320485
No he's not

>>11320565
bork is cool
t. not bork

i wanna fuck the owl man

>>11321541
he loves em though

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>Clean, fix, and other things.

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>>11321704
>Keeps thread bumped while doing so.

>Natani has been awake for a couple hours already, firing up the forge and preparing parts for the larger tools she's been missing
>Starting with a smaller, gas forge, for melting down brass and bronze and other precious metals so they can be cast into molds
>She doesn't have the cement for it yet, but the metal barrel is already shaped, and she's currently heat treating it.
"Gonna need a roller next... or should I just order that. Hmm..."

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>>11322777
>777
>payday time
>a meowth with a huge sack of coins
>this won't go for the metalurgy but your face

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>Do thing.

Thread is kill

>>11324057
Sorry been distracted playing a game with robutts

>>11323353
>Natani is knocked to the floor by the sack of coins, yelping in surprise and pain
>A few hours and several ice packs later, her black eye is going down, and she gets back to work at the forge.
"Fucking hate meowths"

>>11324057
too dead to rp

hello /par/ i have a queestion
what's a good way to make salazzle pheromones innefective

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>>11321541
this is true >>11321655
though not love love, more like I'm his annoying friend who loves to tease him
my love's for someone else

>>11324917
Kill the salazzle

>>11324931
b-but i don'- i mean, she is not mean, she just can't control them

>>11324926
whomst would that be

>>11324917
Don't come into contact with them, And or become a poison type, if you happen to be one of the species that can do that.

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How do do a Sinjoh

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>>11325004
Don't think they're here in this thread but it's a guy I met through RPs

>>11325039
w-well with salazzles being poison or steel are still affected by it
it's their ability
yeah...

>>11325121
(Wow I thought it was just steel, TIL)
Ok.. so just don't let the pheromones get to you. Magic guard or Magic Bounce might work too.

>>11325061
Go north of Johto

>>11325206
but i- i mean, she's doesn't mean bad, she just want friends, but she can't control it

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>>11324917
Cold water.

>>11325382
n-no, i don't want to hurt anyone
i mean a way to remove the pheromones somehow

>>11325483
Gas mask.

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>>11325483
Oh were talking about salazzle.
I don't have a permanent solution but... A gas mask.
Use that until a better way to solve the problem is found.

>>11325555
(I blame auto update.)

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>>11325570
>>11325555
t-there is no other way...:
i-i can't make a way to make it less effective or make it useless somehow, i don't want to just make people like me influenced to it

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>>11325555
>>11325570
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a contact poison?

>>11325836
Pheromones are a gas. You breathe it.

>>11325866
Pheromones are chemical signals, they are not inherently gaseous, and in this case Salazzle pheromones mainly take the form of noxious liquids.
>>11325706
Just find a way to make sure the pheromones cannot contact your skin, a traditional hazmat suit would do.

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>>11325836
The only thing yoy get from contact with someone is that happy fuzzy feeling
well that's what i heard, no girl seem to be into ke enough to hug me

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>>11325919
well if i wore a hazmat suit
would my pharemonoes would stay in hidden?

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>>11325706
>>11325836
>>11325927
>>11325919
THEY DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PHEROMONES ANYWAY BECAUSE THEIR NATURAL ODOR WILL CANCEL OUT THE LIZARDS PHEROMONES

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>Clankbot enters Pillar Town and takes a nap by the entrance.

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>Robotics department expansion began
>More machinery, an extra exit for finished products straight to the dock
>New hires the Monday
>Roll for new installations, in days: floor(last post digit/2)+1

>>11326031
Maybe, if you could find someone that makes custom hazmat suits for pokemon.

>>11326033
Shots fired.

>>11326240
is toby em

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>>11326240
yeah, that could work, then i could meet someone without him being influenced by those pesky pheromones
but i don't have much money to do that,,,
>she looks down

>>11326300
yes

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>>11326329
Rationships at distance are your best bet at the moment.

>>11326300
(Em is not currently playing, if ever)

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>>11326240
Hey there.
I'm out and about on the mainland, Rey's still there to keep an eye on things, and I'll be back later, alright?

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>>11326433
yeah, but no one would actaully date a pokemon from infamous species like a salazzle and want to just date and get to know each other

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>Roll to eat Abamasnow.

So when are we taking Sinjoh, Kantobros?
>Kantoanon: Grab camping gear and start the long hike up to Sinjoh.