/ERP/ No one was gonna make it edition Also blowjob edition Pre-cum:

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>>11304703
...I was gonna make it, though.

>>11304703
Show me that spooky butt!

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I'd make it but I don't make threads anymore

>>11304703
Why did paul show up here in the first place? Why does he stick around?

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>>11304742
You don't? Thank fucking god, at least one thing has changed since last time I was here.

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>>11304733
(O-oh...)

>>11304739
>

>>11304742
(Ok?)

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>>11304733
Make me go to bed

>>11304754
That's a cute butt.

>>11304746
Shane, guess I'll just keep my eyes peeled
Now go to sleep my guy

>>11304754
>Slaps the spooky butt with his cock

I want to do a lot of things, but sleep is overpowering.

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>>11304760
It's a spooky butt...

>>11304768
>She yelps, having been slapped hard by something very hard
W-why did you hit me with a stick?

>>11304774
(Touch yourself!)

>>11304747
Long time ago, I used to ERP here
Also a long time ago, this community was a hell of a lot nicer
Now everyone's just a bitter cunt after we got waves of /v/ and /pol/ imports and the oldfags all got fed up with my shit and left
As for why I'm still here, I'm just the constant. I exist to be that asshole that everybody hates. I don't like doing it it it's my job. It's just what I do here

>>11304782
I'm at work. Can't touch myself, Kogasa.

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>>11304755
Usually I'm on the other end of these things, but just take in the comfort you see when you look at a gif like this. And then realize that you can be just as toasty and warm as the person underneath those covers if you just went under your own.

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>>11304792
baaddurrr IMAGE

Maybe I should sleep

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>>11304762
Last post before closing out but this is the other tit pic I liked.

>>11304782
A spooky butt can also be a cute butt. It's endearing.

>>11304747
It used to be to keep the starter meme going. But since that fell through he's just inserting his opinion on random topics.

>>11304792
You still playing the victim?

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>blowjob edition
My favorite!

>>11304792
If you admit that your presence makes people leave, then why would you continue to stick around? Everyone's experience here would be for the better if you just left, so fuck off with your egotistical martyr bullshit.

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>>11304798
(Oh... uh... I guess work?)

>>11304809
...I guess, b-but you should be spooked, not endeared!
>She says while she sways her butt at the man, clearly trying to make him stare at it
It's spooky!

>>11304804
Much appreciated.
Peace out IT

>>11304799
Join me under them you stupid fag

>>11304747
Because this is literally the only form of social interaction he gets besides TF2. He has nothing else in his life. Don't believe any other excuse that he tries to make, because they're all bullshit.

>>11304826
Working entails sitting on my ass watching people not steal anything. If I'm going to masturbate, it's in the bathrooms.
Booty too spooky.

>>11304826
>He finds his eyes locked onto her ass, licking his lips.
Oh yes, I'm really spooked. Scared to death, absolutely petrified.
>Of course he didn't sound scared in the slightest.

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>>11304835
W-Why me? Surely there are many, many others that would make a better cuddle pillow than me.

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>>11304823
That's simply it
I'm an egotistical fuck
I simply can't force myself to leave until I overcome this place

>>11304838
I play local melee tournaments twice a week, usually anywhere from 15-20 people show up

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>>11304849
(Well I wish you good luck when you do it!)

>>11304852
>She bends over, trying to present more of her butt to the man
Yeah! See? You are getting it, spooky booooty!~
>She was in a prideful and lewd way, as if she thinks she has spooked the man with her booty

>>11304868
Because I'm stupid, dumb, drunk, and a dumbass.

>>11304868
Not him but there ain't nobody else around bro

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>>11304882
Shit, get that scary butt away from me! Stop it! Stop scaring me!

>>11304882
Y-yeah, it's pretty scary alright.
>What was scary was the idea that this girl thought that this was spooky. Sighing he reaches his hand out and gives the girl's ass a firm squeeze, in his own attempt to startle her.

>>11304882
What does spooky butt taste like? I think we need to explore further. For science.

>>11304871
Why don't you understand that nobody wants you here? Why don't you think about someone else other than yourself for once in your life? People are going to deservedly hate you for the rest of your time here. You'll never restore things to the way they were. So fuck off.

Where are the fat asses and why aren't they smothering my face

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>>11304893
Wait, two of you now? But I've got a pretty small bed...I don't know if there's enough room for the three of us...

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>>11304897
>She keeps waving it around, as she backs up to push her butt up on the demon
Never!

>>11304915
>She squirmed as the man gripped her butt, making her look back in surprise
H-hey!

>>11304923
What? It taste like... I-I don't know, I never checked!

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>>11304945

>>11304885
>>11304893
>>11304950
Snuggle Pile

>>11304950
Nah my dude just wingmanning for the first anon

>>11304965
Similar to this, yes. Great example, thanks.

Me on the bottom btw

>>11304871
If you'd rather have people suffer with your bullshit when you know and admit that your presence is poisonous, then you have absolutely no right at all to complain when people don't want to RP with you.

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why am i so lonely

>>11304981
Cause you watch SU

>>11304953
>Anon pulls his hand away, shoving it back in his pocket.
What did I spook you? Consider it revenge for spooking me too much with your spooky booty. Maybe I should give it another grab.
> Laughing impishly he takes a step forward.

>>11304950
Just give me that extra warmth. Even if balls touch, I won't call out homo.

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>>11304981
Why is his jew fro so big

>>11304965
Shitty image use this one instead

>>11304981
>hugs the sad lonely anon.
we all are.

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>>11304953
Stop it! Aaaaaaa!
>She cowers in the corner and shakes nervously.

>>11305002
i was lonely before that
>>11305016
i dont even like hugs they make me uncomfortable

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>>11304969
>>11304974
>>11305008
FOUR now?! C-Come on, you guys, this is getting a bit ridiculous...my bed could probably barely handle two people. And I don't think laying on top of each other would make for the most comfy arrangement...

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>>11304975
>
>>11305009
I'll use whatever pic I like, turbo-tard.

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>>11305004
>She takes a step forward, trying to avoid the man's grasp
N-no, I'm not spooked! You are!

>>11305022
>She backs up more, until her butt is touching the girl, grinding it on her, moving it up and down
Be spooked!

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What's up, faggots?

>>11305047
I'm just trying to cash in on taking you to bed because I'm literally shivering and I told you to make me go to bed, stupid.

>>11305058
>With a pep in his step he takes another step forward, extending his arm, playfully attempting to give her butt another squeeze.
That doesn't sound all too convincing. Come on, surely you've got a few other tricks up your sleeve.

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>>11305072
Well then go to bed, dummy. Just think of the instant you pull those covers up to your neck and let the warmth overtake you until your relaxed mind drifts you off to sleep. And then think of how that's all literally just a few steps away.

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>>11305058
>It was a strange sensation, feeling Kogasa's butt rub against her head. She was actually scared for her life, shaking uncontrollably and hiccup-crying from the ghost girl's ass constantly touching her.
St-stahhp! P-please!

>>11305063
I thought you were leaving?

>>11305099
Want. You. Bed.

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>>11305077
>She couldn't do anything but crouch down and try to avoid the man's gaze as she pops her butt up, letting he man grasp it as she covering her head with her hands
T-this didn't just happened, h-how can you not be spooked?

>>11305100
>She looked a bit sorry for the girl, before moving an inch away from the girl, pouting on her
O-oh come on, I'm not THAT spooky, stop crying.

>>11305025
what do you like?

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>>11305104
I was bored and wanted to check in. I'll be taking my leave now.

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Alright
Said I was going an hour ago, now I'm really tired

Ctrl + W-ing this shit
https://youtu.be/eCGpu0gJgsc

>>11305124
>waves goodbye

>>11305060
Yes? Hello?

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>>11305121
i dont even know
i dont think i like touching people in general, i guess i like my dog

>>11305145
That's a cat, not a dog

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>>11305114
Okay, okay okay, fine...but don't think I forgot how drunk you said you were. So you better watch those hands, David Copafeel.

>>11305119
>Liz looked up at the spooky girl and dried her tears, her eyes red and water but starting to calm down.
Spooky ghost...

>>11305119
>He firmly grips her booty, his fingers gently sinking into her flesh. Frowning down at her he starts massaging her plump butt.
Wait you... You're really trying to spook me, aren't you?

>>11305146
i know that but it's a good sad image

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>>11305149
>She turns around to face the girl, as she moves her hand behind her back, trying to look away before awkwardly swaying a bit
I...I'm sorry for spooking you too hard, I-I forgot how spooky I can be.

>>11305154
>She squirmed and gave a hushed long moan as the man massaged her butt, giving her this strange comforting feeling
Y-yeah, I'm spooky, my butt is too, p-people get spooked by it all the time!

>>11305148
I won't watch them. Grabbing something cyl...cilyndrical? Makes me sleep easier.

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>>11304953
Science is a cruel mistress and she demands progress

>Ramis takes advantage of the distracted ghost and buries his face into her juicy backside before whispering 'I ain't afraid of no ghost'

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>>11305179
Well I don't really know how to help you out with that one. Unless you regularly take an oil drum with you to bed. And something tells me I'm all out of those.

>>11305176
Seriously all the time...? Well maybe, maybe you'd spook me even harder if we got rid of those pesky panties? After all, you're bare ass is probably way scarier than something covered up.
>His finger slips under the strap of her panties.

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>>11305195
>She yelps and screams as the science man takes a new feet in science by discovering how the ghost's spooky butt taste like

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Yuro-Morning ERP. How is going?

>>11305227
^ Your, Fuck me I'm tired.

>>11305225
I meant your dick while I fucking make you my little spoon. Don't make me explain my stupid shit.

>>11305237
I want Yuki to flash me before bed.

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>>11305227
>She gulped, clearly embarrassed at the man's request, and knowing that she has no power to stop him as she looked down
O-okay...

>>11305237
Going pretty well. How about you?

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>>11305253
Satisfied?
>Said the alien girl when a sudden and convenient gush of wind end up showing her white panties to Anon.

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>>11305231
This concludes our experiment. I can confirm that spooky butt tastes precisely like regular butt.

Like shit.

>>11305272
Probably playing too much Starcraft, but otherwise fine.

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>>11305247
Well you can explain it to me all you want from the floor, because that's where your ass is going now. I will not be kept up just like my dick.

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>>11305276
>fascinating, the wonders of the ghost ass is discovered

>>11305273
Well that's certainly a start, but I was talking more about the goods a little bit higher.

>>11305162
post the other one

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>>11305286
That only leaves one question remaining.

What does ghost pussy taste like?

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>>11305290
Not much.
>She turned her face away from Anon while she pulled up her uniform enough to give him a glimpse of her small but perky breasts.
Sorry.

>>11305270
((I'm sorry i'm too tired to continue any longer. My writing is just getting worse and worse, I need to sleep.))

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>>11305310
(U-uh, s-some stuff are meant to be mysterious, science guy, or else you will be going too far and you'd play god!)

>>11305320
(Oh thank god, I'm also sleepy as heck, have a nice bed!)

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>>11305300

>>11305282
The longer you deny me, the longer I'll stay up. Just let me grope you and play with your dick.

>>11305314
Don't count yourself out, Yuki. In my opinion, small is even better. I can't explain myself now. Just know that. Have a good night.

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>>11305300
>>11305329
I want more pics of emotional kats

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>>11305328
I̶̤͈͖͍͉ͩ̊͂ͬ ̸̻͈̋̆ͧ́ͭ͋ͫ̌a̵̙͕̮̙ͯm̶̜̫͚̠̮̦̄͒ͯ̔ͣ̀ ̝̜͕͎̒ͨ̎̂͆̊͌ͅỹ͙̠̙̾̔̋̄̀̕ŏ̗̗́ͧ́ų̥̤͂̒ͬ̏̒̒̀̕r̵̘̝͒͗͛ͬ͆ͩ ̻̘̥̦͕͇̳͔ͬ͋͌ͦ͗́g̡͚͚͔̻͕͙̞͔̉ͨő̡̘̳̤͖̤̞͈̹̻ͣ̓̚͞d̸͇͊̏͡ͅ ̠͕͔̜͔̍ͫ͛̓n̥͓͊͆̃o̶̙̦̦̻̟ͬ̀͟w̶͖͔͙̘̄ͪ͐̑

Karl?

>>11305328
(You too!)

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>>11305339
Sleep well.
>She gave the Anon a soft good night kiss.

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>>11305346

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>>11305361
M O R E

>>11305280
Don't get too addicted cutie, it'll swallow your soul.
I'm the guy you played Yami for if you remember that, wondered if you wanted to continue / do some more cute stuff.

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>>11305330
Too bad I'm about to pass out myself, otherwise I'd make sure you'd never get any sleep. Just know I'll be sleeping with my crotch firmly pressed against a pillow tonight. Goodnight, you lewd little fruitcake.

And goodnight, /erp/.

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>>11305368

>>11305373
Of course, I remember aren't we on the same server even? What I I don't remember is where we were. But I've no problem to continue.

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>>11305382
Nice thumbnail.

Who up and lurking?

>>11305462
Only shitty ESL.

>>11305391
True true. I think the last time we left, he got a kiss on the cheek from Yami after somehow worming his way into her good graces through being an asshole.

>>11305237
Morning softest idol. Nice to see you again

>>11305482
I still watch your back if I were you :P.

I think this is my last post.
>She blushed. This time the color on her face being a deep crimson, one that rivaled with the one in her eyes. She cursed herself, she cursed being so weak right now. She has meet countless guys in her life, one was even her mentor. But just two on this plane and her heart was running so wildly and she acting so erratic.
I’m sorry. I don’t want you to got trouble. I should let you go.
>She said but yet she still hugged him, not really wanting for him to go, even if she didn’t like him at first even if she make her feel so annoyed. Strange, this feeling were so strange.
Just promise me you are going to be here. And I will.
>She added looking at him in the eyes, the crimson on her face growing even deeper.
Promise or I’ll kill you.
>And saying so she kissed him on his cheek, just a soft, light chu~ sound coming out from her lips, before she leaved him so that he could still run to his school and avoid a lecture. She spread her wings, golden, feathery wings, the sound of them filling the air and hiding her embarrassment. Everything she was leaving was that kiss and the sound of her wings.

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>>11305490
Ara. Good Morning to you too Cute Anon.

>>11305498
hi Peridot
/ntr/ too dead?

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>>11305462
Just popping in to see if a certain Nazi happens to be around before I head to bed.

>>11305492
Ooh, now I remember.
With that in mind we could have 'em meet up the next day if you want?

>>11305498
That's a big dick.

>>11305522
I think that is a good idea, do you mind posting first?

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>>11305462
Doesn't mean I have to like it

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>[Alright, class: assign groups of two so we can get started!]
...

>>11305521
How odd, I was just here looking for a new pet~

>>11305534
Can I be in your group?

>>11305496
What are you into Nozomi? I want to know your kinks so I can try and incorporate some into a session.

>>11305534
>>11305548
That's not fair! I wanted to be paired with Tomoko,

>>11305534
>Hugs the cute, lonely neet

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>>11305555
My kinks are not an interesting subject mostly because I have not many kinks or maybe I have some but even I don’t know of them. It’s more a matter of the session and the character I’m interacting with. I’m not into anything involving humans waste and I’m not into guro that is for sure. But yesterday I wanted to do some really /d/ things to Ruka. But after all it was Ruka, he is too adorable to resist him.

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>>11305543
Karl?

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HI, I'M DAISY!

>>11305610
Can I have a picture of Sponty's ass to help me sleep?

>>11305527
Sure thing. Here you go.

>Following yesterday's bizarre series of events, the brown haired slacker goes through his usual routine from morning all the way to noon. Nothing appeared to be out of the ordinary. . .no aliens coming from the sky, no fire and brimstone, and nobody screaming bloody murder. Almost like he never ran into some kind of psycho little girl assassin.
Maybe I was dreaming after all?
>He muttered to himself while scratching the back of his head, turning the corner as he enters the school library as a part of his 'study break.' After snatching up a book to pretend-study with, he looks around the tables only to notice a familiar head of blonde hair.
Guess not.
>He takes a seat across from the assassin and waves his hand.
Hey.

>>11305627
Hi, best Princess.

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>>11305634
Sure thing!

>>11305649
Thank you, I'm going dream about shoving my cock between those cheeks

>>11305610
>He picks her up, holding her sweetly.

How's life treating you?

>>11305667
Top teir taste anon.
I do it all the time.

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>>11305638
>He was there. Just like he promised, just like she hoped. Not that she wanted to show that she was happy he was there. It was unprofessional to do so, she has done a lot of unprofessional things here on Earth but even she has a limit on how ‘earthy’ she can be. So she kept her cool attitude when he sat next to her, she turned a page or two before placing a long and dainty finger in the book as a bookmark and close it. Her crimson eyes rising slowly to look him in the face.
Hello.
>She said, her tone cool and collected, but a hint of a smile could be seen on her lips despite all her attempts to hide it.
You kept your promise, look like you are going to live for another day.
>She was clearly joking but the deadpan way to which she delivered that last line would have put a shiver on the back on some guys like Rito.

>>11305524
It's an arm. I was confused at first too, but she's holding onto his elbow.

>>11305691
I'm jealous

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>Is sensing a strong virgin aura in this thread.

>>11305534
Tomo~chan! You fucking fujo bitch. When are we going to play basketball?

>>11305708
I-I'm not a virgin!

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>>11305667
You're quite welcome~

>>11305685
Karl!
>She gives the nazi a handful of bunny kisses.
I'm fine, just very busy with stuff. How about you? How have you been?

>>11305584
Ah gotcha. Just wanted to know since you don't have details under your characters or anything. Like impregnation, rape, public, shota, or anything else out of the ordinary. And yeah me neither, I assume most aren't into those extremes.

>>11305693
>There was no way for him to tell if she was serious or not like always. He'll just have to assume that if he isn't dead already, then he's doing something right. She doesn't seem pissed off just yet so things are already looking up for him.
I'm jumping for joy.
>He replied sarcastically while dropping the book on the table with a heavy thud.
Almost thought you were some wild dream I had until right now.
>It was a honest answer, because yesterday was crazy.

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>>11305735
To be fair I don't have the patience to compile that form with all the fetishes. And considering where we are (4chan) Impregnation, Shota, Public and Rape are'nt things so unusual to play with. I got my fair share of shota wanting to be Washi Washi'ed. I like to talk with my partners if they want to go in a way or another but this aside I'm willing to try anything that isn't snuff porn material.

>>11305790
Cute Miku!

>>11305766
Nah I didn't mean that fuck hueg list, just a small "this is what I like" list. And while not unusual, some are into it and some aren't. But yeah I guess talking beforehand is the best solution. Alright time for me to get out of your hair and head to bed.
>Gives the softest idol a big hug and a goodnight kiss.
See you later.

>>11305790
I want to bully Miku

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>>11305809
Good Night Anon. Have sweets dream.

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>>11305750
Not high enough.
>She said stretching her legs under the table and looking at him. So far he was still the same, no change at all. For a planet so crazy, humans were surprisingly consistent in their behaviors.
Maybe you need more train on jumping.
>Yet she tilted her head a bit when he admitted that she was a dream, which was new. Nobody has ever dismissed her in such a way, despite it being a normal defense mechanism when interacting with something unusual. She had to ponder on what kind of people she has interacted since being here. Maybe craziness was not an Earth issue but this city issue, maybe this whole place was a secret government installation made to contain all the crazies in a single place. Worth thinking about.
Sadly for you, I’m real as real can be. And as much lethal.
>She raised her lips a bit, this time it was clearly a smile.
Does this make you jump more?

>>11305839
Let's see her get impaled by a black dick

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>>11305722
<3 Awe, that was cute.

>Lets her pelt him with kisses as he holds onto her before returning a few Eskimo kisses of his own.
Glad to hear it, I'm alright, a friend helped me get a job, it sucked not seeing you around.

>>11305839
Hi, Jinx.

>>11305864
It's Peridot

>>11305869
Same thing.

>>11305881
N-Nani?

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>>11305859
Oh, is that so? How is that going so far then? Or have you not started just yet?

And I know, I feel the same. I saw you earlier when I looked back on the thread, but I didn't know if you would still be around by then or what.

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Good morning ladies and ghouls.

>>11305929
Morning DMG.

>>11305929
>tfw DMG will never cuck you
Why even live?

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>>11305938
How you doing anon? Enjoying your morning coffee?

>>11305956
There's a thread for that.

>>11305898
It's alright, was really nervous before I started, but it;s alright

You come out of your rabbit hole just for lil ol me?
>Lays the bunny down on a large pet bed curling up with her.

How long are you staying tonight?
>He asks while wanting to tell them to go get sleep.

>>11305965
but you don't post on that thread

Say Hi to HG

>>11305828
I suck at athletics, sue me.
>He rests his hand on his chin and offers her a 'it can't be helped' shrug along with a cheeky smile.
Too much effort.
>While confirming she wasn't a dream may be kinda nice, she was also kinda nuts. Even though he's comfortable with skirting the line by messing with her; this chick is extra dangerous. It probably wouldn't stop him from hanging around her, though.
It makes me surprised that you can smile. Here I thought you could only be mad or stoic.
>He gives her cheek a small poke.
It's pretty cute.

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>>11305975
There's a reason for that~

>>11305980
>No link
Lame.

>>11305965
More or less. I admit that I would enjoy a flash of your panties more. But alas coffee is good too.

>>11305988
>there's a reason for that
You get your SPH fix somewhere else?

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>>11305462

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>>11305990
Why not both?

>>11305998
Yup!

>>11306009
>Yup!
what did he mean by this?
who is your supplier?

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>>11305974
Understandable. It's good to hear that it's going alright, though.

Of course~ I wouldn't want to leave my favorite nazi to his lonesome self for too long, you know?
>The bunny happily snuggles up against Karl, brushing the tip of its nose against him.
Not for too much longer, I'm afraid. I was just dropping by before bed, like I said.

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>>11305983
>The finger on her left hand twitched a bit when he poked her cheek, and the whole cute thing was embarrassing too. She was a killer, an hit-woman, she had eliminated high-class targets on so many planets. >But she was a girl too, sure one grown up to be a weapon. In a secret lab at first and in darker places after. But a girl nonetheless, and she was not so immune to compliments so she blushed under his touch, a bit, just a hint, but she blushed.
Lame.
>she said trying to deflect this assault of him.
I suppose most of your muscles are in your tongue and nothing else.
>But she was smiling when saying so.
But yes, I smile. When I'm happy.

Say hi to HG

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>>11306008
>Place a kiss on Erika's cute ear.
Hi.

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>>11306025
I have many. By that I mean two.

>>11306034
>STILL
>NO
PICKL- LINK

>>11306009
That is a nice way to start the morning, nice indeed.

>>11306042
WHO ARE YOUR SUPPLIERS

Say hi to HG already!

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>>11306052
Anything to help! If you need more booty say the word.

>>11306053
I ain't not snitch.

>>11306058
what if I want to have a steady supply of SPH too

>>11306042
>>11305530

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>>11306041
>Jumps from the unexpected feeling on her ear.
Ooh..! H-hello to you too!

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>>11306065
See. If you're legit I don't know if they do it publicly you know? I'll ask one if it's cool if I let you know. I don't want to throw anyone under the bus you know?

Who's lurking at this time of day?

>>11306095
is the excessive use of 'you know' intentional or what

>>11306032
>Seeing as how his first assault bore fruit, he uses his thumb to trace the surface of her cheek in little triangle shapes. Circles were too normal for him and squares were for squares. Despite being a supposedly deadly assassin, she got flustered pretty damn easily. Maybe her time here really got her to lighten up some.
Some of them are in my brain too, but that's only when things aren't a hassle.
>He keeps invading her personal space since she hasn't stopped him yet, whether it be physically or verbally.
What a rare sight. Even though I've only known you a day.
>It wasn't like he was going out of his way to make her happy or anything, but seeing her smiling wasn't so bad.
You really like reading in this stuffy old library, don't you?

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>>11306112
I'm still trapped here

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>>11306089
That's a cute reaction.
I don't think we have been properly introduced.
I'm Nozomi Toujo, pleased to meet you.

>>11306130
Those thighs are made to milk cocks

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>>11306115
Kinda. I'm real tired and I'm tripping over myself.

Good morning erp, who up?

>>11306026
Thanks, how are things going over where you work?

Wasn't aware I was the only one~

>He reaches up gently grabbing one of her ears to gently gnaw on it.

Well 6 is a pretty good time to head to sleep.

Good night Sponty, hope to see you again soon.

>>11306147
you still didn't give me your SPH providers you cuck

>>11306130
Cute..? Ahaha... yeah, thanks... Oh, right! The name's Erika Gento.
...Nozomi, you say? You're one of those "school idols", no? I didn't think I'd just bump into one like this..!

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>>11306118
It’s not so stuffy … and …
>He was keeping teasing her, has she not showed him enough how dangerous she was, show someone a bit of clemency and they suddenly have no sense of proper decorum. At least he hasn’t done anything too ecchi like Rito … and thinking about all the improper situations she has found herself due of Yuuki Rito abilities to fall on a girl in the most embarrassing way possible she shivered. Yet she took track of his finger waiting for it to be close enough to her mouth. Time to show him to not mess with her.*
And yes I like read, you have good literature down here.
>Once it was closer she moved with a feline quickness and nibble on his finger, not enough to draw blood but strong enough to keep it held in her mouth.
Nwwwow wwold ywu plwsw stwph twath?
>She asked with his finger still in her mouth.

>>11306149
Me but I shouldn't be

>>11306147
>>11306175
what's sph

>>11306192
Same Page Hierarchy

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>>11306177
Oops

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>>11306142
Yup.

>>11306177
Erika is a nice name.
>She said her face beaming with a smile, yet her eyes were cast a bit down when she talked about her being an idol.
Oh … yes, I’m one. Are you a fan perchance? If so I wished my teammate were her, there are definitely more talented than me.

>>11306196
weird

>>11306204
Sales Person Hiring
Samples Placed Here
Small Person Humiliation

Who is/was the worst ava in /erp/ history?

>>11306208
Morrigan

>>11306208
Why would it be anyone but Paul?

>>11305237
Still taking offers?

>>11306208
Alpha.

>>11306192
small penis humiliation

>>11306188
Same anon

>>11306208
Nep

>>11306208
Nozomi

>>11306218
(I don't know Anocchi, I'm a bit busy right.)

>>11306237
( That's fine. Another time then.)

>>11306208
Peridot

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>>11306201
Please, Nozomi is a way prettier name...
>She go honestly didn't know a whole lot about idols. Such a culture didn't appeal too much to her, save for the glorifying of pretty girls. However, she immediately regretted bringing up the topic after watching the girl's reaction.
Er... I wouldn't say a fan, I just recognize the name from the radio. B-but I'm sure you're super talented!

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>>11306243
Oh, it’s so? But I assure you that my friends are more talented and cuter than me. But I must say that you are quite cute too.
>Her expression shifted to a more happy one once again, she cursed herself internally for letting her insecurities got out, especially when talking with such a sweet looking girl which was totally her type. She bit her lips as a way to remember her to keep her ‘composure’.
What brought you here on such unfortunate hours, if I may ask?

>>11306182
(Right on cue, I get back to the computer and get dragged away again. Apologizes but I'll have postpone this for now. Next time though!)

>>11306323
(No worry. Whenever you see me online ask me)

>>11306208
Jade

>>11306216
>>11306229
>>11306231
This.

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>>11306320
>Erika couldn't hid her blush after hearing such a genuine compliment from a girl younger then herself. She's not usually actracted to younger girls, but Nozomi was proving to be such a sweetheart, she began to see her appeal. Seeing Nozomi's smile brighten up help ease Erika as well, yet she still wasn't sure quite how to address her question. They just met, and she didn't want to scare her away by revealing how much of a pervert she was, so saying that she was "looking for potential partners to spend time with" was out of the question. Instead she simply bent the truth a bit.
O-oh, me? J-just... Um... Socializing? Er, I mean, yeah! Socializing! I work an office job, so I like to take every opportunity I can to have fun with other women-- I mean people! Wh-what is a student like yourself doing here, if I may ask?

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(May be here later in the day if anyone's interested.)

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>>11306377
Oh.
>Nozomi was a work in opposites, she was outgoing and yet quite insecure and shy. And yet for being team mom more than less she has not much brakes when cute girls were involved. All of her friends was quite aware of that, she had groped them in a way or another, and some more than once. So maybe thank to her priestly intuition she got .. vibes … from Erika, vibes that make her lips curves in a more predatory smile.
Just loitering around in this last day of the summer break, my friends are busy in a way or another and so I’m here.
Looking for fun just like you. So you work in an office, haven’t you socialized with your coworkers?

>>11306410
I DO I DO I DO

>>11306410
Good to see you back for some more, lovely moo.

>>11306410
TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW.

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>>11306423
>>11306441
(I'm guessing people have really taken a liking for the mooing milf huh?)
>>11306436
(Thanks. I'll be here in the evening so expect some stuff then.)

>that guy that was gonna play an orc girl vanished
suffering

>>11306147
Nigga, just turn off the screen and walk away.

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>>11306412
>Up to this point, Erika was given the impression that Nozomi was kind young woman that was pure of heart. Yet, after witnessing the questionable change in her expression, she began to see that it was quite the case. She realized that her bluff failed, but she wasn't too concerned, as the two girls seemed to share the same wavelength.
Ah, summer break... Definitely miss those...
Oh, well I do have some friends from work, but they've told me that, uh... They're not into me "like that", if you, um... Know what I mean. ...I kinda swing a different way compared to most girls.
>Erika didn't find any need to hide her orientation. It's a fairly common thing these days. She just made sure to keep her lustful desires to herself. However, Nozomi was more than likely clever enough to put the pieces together.

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>>11306508
Can't. Working.
But I did shifted into lurk mode.

Gimmie a (You) if you want a quickie

I love you.

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>>11306538
I love you too, anon!

>>11306538
Are you my waifu?

>no Princess Ruto ava

>>11306566
No, I'm her bull.

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(Would anyone like to lewd?)

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>Knuckles pokes his head out of the wall, looking around for a moment as he says;
Um. Sup, /ERP/.

>>11306588
What up Owain

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>>11306590
Hey Bluckles!

>>11306588
That raises a deeper question. Do any of us really like to lewd, or are we just trying to satisfy some desire for intimacy that the world doesn't give us?

>>11306590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4

>>11306588
Which of your own characters would most likely be down to fuck the horse cock?

>>11306588
>>11306590
Now kiss.

>>11306590
I bet you've been here before and you're trying to act like you don't know every person here.

>>11306588
Stop looking at me like that Peacock

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>>11306591
(Nothing much anon. Just woke up really early feeling lewd.)
>>11306595
(I wanna masturbate before class.)
>>11306599
(Probably Necro. She fucks anything.)
>>11306600
"Kay."
>>11306590
>Necro skips over the echinda and gives him a smooch right on his black button nose.

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>>11306588
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OWAIN OWAIN OWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN GIVE ME YOUR BBC GIVE ME YOUR BIG MASSIVE NIGGER COCK
OWAIN I LOVE YOU PLEASE OWAIN LOVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11306530
Sure. Only with you.

>>11306588
I want to fuck Elizabeth!

>>11306590
>Sonic 3 mini-boss music starts playing as an Egg-robo closes in on him

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>>11306588
MOVE MY WAIFU AWAY FROM THE HORSECOCK.

>>11306507
on god if we don't get more orcs and goblins and dorf girls i'm gonna unleash my rage

>>11306606
>(Probably Necro. She fucks anything.
So would she be fucking or getting fucked by it?

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>>11306604
"Looking at you like what? I'm just standin' ere! Take a hike, buddy."
>>11306610
(That is a good choice!)
>>11306612
(ANON PUT THE GUN DOWN THERE'S NO HORSECOCK AROUND HERE DON'T BE A HERO)

>>11306588
Man... a BJ from Popstar Ahri with a 10th tail be nice.

Docking would go a great way too...

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>>11306615
(Either one is fine by me.)

>>11306616
It's the best choice.

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>>11306620
(Sounds like fun. Would you like to write a starter?)
>>11306634
(Second best girl! Wish we had a Diane.)

>>11306616
Hey don't tell me what to do, you're the one eyeballing me here, jaws.

>>11306644
>eyeballing
I don't think she got eyes man.
... Put your dick in it.

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>>11306593
What?
>>11306598
Oh no.
>>11306600
What!? No!
>>11306602
Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!
I'm just here because of a stupid roll! I'll be leaving really soon!
>>11306606
>Knuckles takes a step back, shaking his head and blushing hard from the kiss.
H-hey! Watch it!
>>11306611
>The red echidna takes a step back as that familiar music begins to play. Not wanting to have to deal with this this late at night, he decides it's just best to leave.
Yeah... I'm just going to go now...
UDAWUDAWUDAWUDAWUDA!
>Knuckles digs into the earth to try and escape, bit only pops back out of the ground.
Rats. Hold on.... A little to the left....
UDAWUDAWUDAWUDAWUDAWUDA!
>Knuckles moves to the left about a foot, before he starts digging again, finally leaving.

Hi ERP!
-a hgnon

>>11306653
My
Nigga

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>>11306644
"If you wanna see why people call me Jaws why don't you step a little closer?"
>Peacock opens her mouth wide before clamping it shut a few times, her bear trap of a mouth clacking ominously before she smiles back at him.

>>11306616
>Drops duffel bag full of cash on Little Orphan Patty
Merry fuckin' Christmas. Borrowed some for medical bills.

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>>11306526
Oooh … I see.
>Her smiled moved up when she heard that, look like Erika was not only of a girl of her taste but one with good taste herself. To be fair this was probably the first time she had met an older woman, even if she didn’t look much older than her, who shared her same level of appreciation of the female beauty.
I suppose that I’m going to miss them too, going to graduate this year and all; I will find myself in the work environment soon. Maybe I will end up calling you senpai. That would be fun. I had not a senpai in a while.
>She moved closer to Erika, her soft body barely brushing against her. She felt a bit energized in playing a game of seduction here in the street and with a casual stranger.*
Too bad for you coworkers, they are missing a lot. If I had a cutie like you on my hands reach I would barely keep myself under control … in fact … I’m barreling keep myself under control right now.
>She took a whiff of her scent; her perfume was modest but pleasant just like her. If she was one of her fellow students she would have groped her already.

>>11306638
(Sure. Gonna keep it small if you don't mind)
>there was a sudden knock on the door before the roadie entered the room.
Here's your sweet tea Miss Ahr...
>He stopped mod sentence when he noticed his employer was naked. But not only naked, naked with a giant massive cock. He quickly averted his eyes towards the roof and pretended he didn't see anything.
Here's your tea miss. Nice performance tonight. The crowd loved you...
>making quick small talk in hopes she didn't see his wandering eyes.

>>11306628
What about... Necro with a horse cock?
:thinking:

>>11306666
(Checked)
What are you gonna do, bite me or something?
>He said, getting a good look at her 2 rows of pointy teeth as they clamped themselves together.

>>11306607
I love whoever's doing this.

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>>11306670
>Dollar signs somehow bulge out of Peacock's soulless eyeholes as she takes the duffel bag, dragging it to her side and slinging it over her shoulder with a joyful giggle. Snapping her fingers and pointing back towards the man she gives him a friendly wink.
"Well lookie here! You hard good for somethin' after all. I hope you kept enough for yourself because once Mama Peacock gets, she don't share!"

>>11306655
I may or may not be into enjoying echidna dick, but I got shit to do.

>>11306655
Look at all those exclamation points. That's a sign of an ERPer if I ever saw one. You're a secret ERPer, Knuckles. I can see it in your exclamation points.

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>>11306678
>Ahri's ears twitch from the entrance into her dressing room, a knowing smile etched across her face as the male constantly eyes her fat, throbbing cock. Judging by the way it twitched with each light brush of air and glistening in the light she was masturbating until just a few moments ago, the hungry look on her face telling of her intentions. Popstar Ahri rises from her spot atop the bed and slowly waltzes towards him, her fluffy pink tails waving behind her as her fleshy rod taps against her pillowy thighs. Before he can leave her tail lashes out and shuts the door behind him, locking it with an ominous click. Giving him a quick once over she presses her hands to his chest, striding closer and lightly bunting the tip of her erection right against his crotch.
"Leaving so soon? I really need to unwind after such a long, hard and so very taxing show! You'll be a good assistant and help me relax, won't you?"

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>>11306685
(There's a few images of that.)

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>>11306588
Where did Poppy go

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>>11306699
"Yep."
>Without missing a beat Peacock lunges forward and sinks her stainless steel chompers right into the anon's right arm, having just enough self control not to break the skin too much. She removes her vice-like bite from his arm after a few seconds, smacking her lips before shaking her head from side to side.
"Need some salt."
>>11306744
(Top right corner.)

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>>11306749
But that's Tristana!
Oh, wait... who's #6 and #8 there?

>>11306702
"Like I don't already know that. An' I only pocketed a little. None ya'd miss. Check the side pocket, "Mama"."
>The pocket in question would contain one (1) plain gold band, contained in one of those tiny plastic zippy baggies.

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>Knuckles pops his head back outta the dirt, even more embarrassed than when he left.
Some anons in the arena are being real jerkwads, so can I stay here for a bit until they die down?
>>11306710
Y-yeah. You go do that... For a VERY LONG TIME.
>>11306718
That's absurd! I use exclamation points when I'm angry! ALL-CAPS WORKS JUST AS WELL.

>>11306728
>He gulps as he begins to feel incredibly uncomfortable. He is normally just tasked in stocking her green room and dressing room with refreshments and handling ticket sales
Um... it's not really in my job description miss...
>He said with her hand against his chest and pushing him up against a wall
I...I can get one of the...the... the personal trainers to help you out...
>he said in a panic voice. He could feelmthe heat emmiting from her giant cock to which left small moist stains on his outfit.
I can get you a towel if you need me to further assist your... wardrobe malfunction.

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>>11306756
(The top right corner of the image in the little boxes.)
(Number 6 is Lucina and number 8 is Ophelia, Owain's daughter.)
>>11306759
>Peacock unzips the pocket and holds the wrapped gold band in her hand, examining it from all sides while humming as if she was in deep thought. After a few more moments she looks at him with a dopey smile.
"What's this? Ya want me to pawn or somethin'?"

>>11306766
did you bring the shark with you?

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>>11306766
Oh PLEASE. It wasn't that bad.
... Okay it was THAT bad.

>>11306766
I'm counting two exclamation points there. That's two more indicators that you're a secret ERPer. Tell me, Knuckles, do you call yourself Dickles when you fuck bitches? Or are you more of a receiver of the Dickle? Anuscles doesn't sound as good, but if that's what you're trying to do, damn it, I'm not going to deny you that.

Also, yes, that was a great performance by Dan Green. He's a god damn treasure, and so are you, Dickles.

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>>11306775
Oh nice, they look like QTs

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>>11306782
(Takes a QT to spot a QT.)

Good morning, ERP! Who else around here is still not gay?

>>11306791
Yo whattup

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>>11306790

>>11306775
"...Bright as ever, ain't ya. Fine, fine, I can take a hint. Just fair warnin', this is your only chance. Skippin' town if you say no. You understand. Don't let that influence ya though."
>He returns a pained smile, turning on the bad leg with a wince and starting to walk away.

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>>11306776
I sure hope not. Sharks are scary as heck.
>>11306779
How did you even get here so fast?
>>11306781
I think the only thing getting shoved in anybody's holes is MY SPIKES IN YOUR EYES IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF!!
>Knuckles yells out, putting his fists up as he's had enough of this teasing now!

>>11306791
How gay is girldick.
Think I'm bretty good otherwise.

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>>11306799
.. Listen bud don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
Hit the showers and come back before you get a helping of girl dick.

>>11306799
>licks

>>11306799
>Touches the emmerrowd

>>11306799
Hey now, no need for that sort of hostility. Although that's three more exclamation points.

You like Jazz, Dickles? I like Jazz. I heard it back when I was a sailor on the great Atlantic ocean. They said I was a fool for listening to so much Jazz while I was meant to be listening for whales, but I don't even know if there are whales in the Atlantic ocean, Dickles. I think I might've just been there by mistake, listening to Jazz and talking to myself about it.

You ever get that feeling that we're alone in the universe, Dickles? You ever get the feeling that when you're jacking yourself off you can only imagine how many dicks had to cum to give you that opportunity? How many ancestors had to crank one out to keep themselves going through this strange little orb we call a planet?

I'm dying, Dickles. We all are. that scares me.

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>>11306769
>The lusty performer seems to not take no for an answer, practically pinning him against the door with her bare chest and sensually grinding against his body. Her massive cock that shouldn't have possibly fit in the tight booty shorts she usually wears had begun to leak more heavily, splattering across the front of his pants and nearly making it transparent with her lewd juices.
"My wardrobe is working as intended! Oh but silly me, I seem to have made you a little dirty. You should really get out of those stuffy clothes."
>Two of Ahri's tails dive down towards the male's waist, one slipping into his waistband as the other makes quick work of his buttons and belt. Pants and underwear removed Ahri presses the tip of her larger cock against his own, frotting with him and sending the opening of her swollen head careening to meet his own.

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>>11306672
S-senpai, huh? I'm not used to hearing that myself. I wouldn't call myself the most reliable, but I would definitely try my best..!
>Erika quickly made note of Nozomi's flirty tone of voice. When it came to the subject of her idol career, she's appeared timid, but once the conversation changed around the subject of girls fooling around with each other, she took a complete 180. The kind of personality Erika could get used to. However, Erika was always timid, and even more so around pretty girls, a sharp contrast to Nozomi. The two young woman were obviously interested in each other, so meek little Erika did her best to progress things further. Although she struggled to form coherent sentences as the younger girl brought herself within centimeters of the flustered lesbian.
Th-the feeling is mutual. Please, don't be afraid to offend. I-I like girls that are honest with themselves, so um... Go right ahead.
>Her cheeks were dyed a deep shade of red after she essentially gave the girl the okay to do as she pleases with her. She loves a woman that knows what they, and especially if they're a bit more assertive about it. Her sight remains glued to Nozomi, staring at the plush lips belonging to the girl's face. At that moment she couldn't help but imagine what those lips must feel like pressed against her own, among other parts of her body.

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>>11306802

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>>11306796
"...Where the hell are ya goin?"
>Peacock hops up onto the male's back and spins her strange arms around his neck, acting as some sort of human backpack barring him from leaving. Holding up the plastic bag next to his face she attempts to put two and two together, her cheeks slowly growing a deeper shade of red as she finally gets it.
"You want me t-to...Be your gal?"
>Peacock's arms slowly unwind from around his body before she drops to the ground, barely standing up on her wobbly legs while clutching the band in her right hand. She lets out a nervous giggle, gesturing loosely to herself.
"Y-You're kidding me right? Have ya seen what I look like? Peacock ain't exactly winning any beauty pageants around here...B-But if you really want to I guess I can do it."

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>>11306808
Alright then...
One; I don't shower.
Two; I'm not going back there if they're going to keep dirtying my name. I'll come back when they stop insulting me.
>>11306809
>Knuckles looks dumbfounded by the sudden lick, but his confusion quickly turns into rage as he quickly punches the Anon right in the gut.
>>11306810
DON'T TOUCH MAI EMMERROWD!
>>11306814
I.... What?
>Knuckles' anger turns right back into confusion again. Jeez this guy was weird.
You know what, I think it's just best that I ignore you, you don't seem right in the head...

>>11306828
Yuki?

>>11306799
>spray paints "Knuckles loves Tails! on a wall