HG (Hunger Games) thread
>I will bump if needed
Contestants, it's time to slap on your running shoes and start your engines because as of right now you're going for a little ride. Of course only one of you will cross the finish line and claim the ultimate prize and bragging rights!
I will be taking 36 (unfortunate) contestants for this wild ride, and as head track marshal I shall lay out a few ground rules:
>No pushing or shoving
>No name calling
>No low blows
>No duplicate racers of any kind, you will be disqualified
>If I deem that you are unfit to race then I have all rights to exempt you
>Most importantly of all, have fun
Now that the boring part is out of the way...racers, get to the starting line and form your grid positions.
>This code is done for the most part but I am giving it a test run to see if you boys (and or girls) can spot any flaws that I may have missed.
>>11303012
Reverse Mabel
>>11303012
Julia Douglas
Robert Howard
>>11303012
Draco
>>11303012
Zer0
>>11303012
Ruri Chan
>>11303012
Kirino Ranmaru
Machi
Elias Ainsworth
>>11303012
Statler and Waldorf
>>11303012
Ikkun
>>11303012
Amano Tora
>>11303012
Inkling
Araragi Karen
>>11303012
Pacifica Northwest
>>11303012
Kyouko Sakura
Kosaku Kawajiri
Gascoigne
Star Butterfly
>>11303012
Peter in the Petercoptor
>>11303012
Dr. Jackal
>>11303012
A snail
>>11303012
Ludo
>>11303012
Bondrewd.
Baiken
I KNOW THERE'S MORE OF YOU OUT THERE, COME ON!
>>11303012
Charolette
Agrias Oaks
This time victory shall be mine!
>>11303012
Mixmaster
>>11303012
Bishop Brennan
Life Sucks
A Datsun
>>11303012
Coach McGuirk
Kanbaru Suruga
>>11303012
Mario
>>11303012
Hexxus in the Leveller
>>11303012
Shota
>>11303012
Evil Mario
Best Girl
>>11303012
Agent 4
>>11303012
Johnny
>>11303012
Roland
>tfw the laxatives are still working
Someone save my ass
>>11303012
Doppelganger Arle
All right contestants here are your positions in the upcoming race! I won't lie to you though, there may be times you won't be able to exit your vehicle for days at a time so make sure you have everything set before the flags go down.
If you would like to tag someone in or point out any flaws in your positions now would be the time to do so.
>>11303174
>>11303149
Let him at 'em! Give him my spot
>>11303174
>Mabel loads herself into her cannon, ready for an explosive head-start
Ready!
>>11303174
I am prepared to compete in this race, you may begin when you are ready.
>>11303174
I don't think some of these people are meant to be driving.
>>11303174
Begin.
>>11303174
>>11303130
>>11303090
There is always next time.
>>11303012
Takumi Fujiwara
>>11303032
>>11303129
>>11303174
If you would, I would like to watch the combat for a change.
>>11303198
Like who?
>>11303174
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11303208
Thank you.
>>11303217
The kids to begin with.
>>11303174
....That break may be needed.
>>11303032
>>11303150
>>11303174
>>11303215
He's already got a spot
>>11303174
Goodluck with the destruction derby
>>11303174
A race, huh? This will be quick and easy.
>>11303215
>>11303234
Who are you tagging in?
>>11303229
Stay safe in there, little one.
>>11303239
Just like your mom.
>Karen doing Kanbaru too
Since when?
>>11303239
>>11303253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
>>11303238
>worst Shirou
Safe to say this isn't Kamihamina
>>11303255
He got bored with Mitsuki quickly.
>>11303243
>>11303237
...Damn it all. Just, just ignore my idiocy. I'm a bit tired...
>>11303174
I couldn't have hoped better! A grand Prix to celebrate my official entrance!
Let's get it on you guys! I'm gonna make 'em wheels fume!
>Tora makes sure her googles (purely cosmetic) are well positioned on her head and enters her vehicle, a hyper-tuned shitbox
>>11303234
>>11303274
Is this valid or no dear racer? The engines will over heat from being in idle at this rate.
>>11303255
Only knows like, two anime.
>>11303286
It is! Trust me, it is!
>>11303272
But I've already been here
>>11303303
Still the worst Shirou. You look like Nasu had a rebelious stage n temporarily converted to the pedo religion.
All right since all that is settled the race will begin momentarilly!
>>11303198
All the more easier for those who can!
>>11303328
Wait stop I lost my keys and I can't find them.
>>11303318
Nasu didn't write Apo.
>>11303174
Racing? This place is becoming less of an arena every day. I'm glad I missed this one.
>>11303255
Yukine is Kanbaru
>>11303318
How can I be the worst when there's any one of me? The Church is also not a conversion toward pedophilia.
>>11303362
no I'm not, I never was
fuck off you're kanbaru
>>11303417
no Im kanbaru
AND WERE OFF! Kanbaru starts of this race with a dirty trick and has already knocked one of the contestants out, all other racers better keep an eye on her!
Looks like life isn't exactly too kind to that poor fellow he's already living up to his name.
Riding on the roof of a moving vehicle isn't exactly one of the smartest things you could do, it's just a gamble for what exactly? A little bit of street cred? Looks like Hexxus is also having a little bit of trouble and his two friends are doing nothing to help him.
Star I think you can stop now...Saber is unfortunately too slow, despite her two wheeled entry.
>>11303425
>>11303417
no but i'm kanbaru
>>11303197
Hey yourno you got this?
>laught
um
>>11303427
>Mabel's cannon fires, shooting her high above the competiton
>>11303427
I don't have any gloves, so... Imagine I hit you with one.
>>11303364
Explain that to all the joys of Christ your church has spread. All across little Timmy's back.
HYPER
REALISTIC
BLOOD
>>11303427
Quickly, follow them! They're speeding away in a car as they blast some kind of quick speedy music!
but who is kanbaru?
>>11303427
>Life Sucks
Fitting name
>>11303427
>It's especially cramped since the car was designed for 4 people, not 5. Zer0 has to sit in the back middle seat between Statler and Waldorf, knees scrunched against his chest as he listens to the two bicker and laugh about everything. It's making him downright suicidal: ">_<".
Stop.
>I really wish I could see the rest of the code, but I have to go. Thanks for hosting!
>>11303427
>She starts to run when the signal to start the race goes off.
A clean start is just what I needed. Now I need to keep the advantage.
>>11303427
>The massive, multiple story, forest destroying vehicle drives off uncontrollably
>>11303444
I do not, thank you very much.
>>11303427
It seems my riding ability has failed me. I must consider what went wrong and take measures to prevent this outcome from happening again...
>>11303427
One the first lap we see an excellent display of willingness to help those less fortunate and in need of a hand and a prime example of motorists who just don't care at all.
I also already spot a couple of small errors I failed to correct so please do not pick on the track marshal too much.
Ludo has the high ground and makes good use of some ordinance that just happened to be lying around.
NEVER underestimate your fellow racers, even if they are elderly, they just may be your downfall.
>I also forgot to save the current, newer build. Forgive me.
>>11303427
>The race has begun! The young girl quickly makes her engine roar, the over-tuned Nissan Bluebird U11 screaming louder than the original model ever permitted and smashes the gas pedal full force!
Alright! Time to see what that engine's got in reverse.
...
H-Heh, it's not supposed to be that slow, all the others are already way ahe-
>She turns her head behind and sees the 4 freeloading racers sat on the back, slowing down everything.
Hey! Find yourself your own car, wouldya? You're probably trying to steal my engineering secrets, aren't you?
>>11303496
>Mabel laughs at the princess as she flies by
>>11303427
Never mind, they were under the bed! Let's roll, dweebs!
>>11303496
>Johnny thinks about breaking the silence, but after evaluation the nature of the situation and the fact that the man is waving around two Katanas, Johnny decides to go inside and pee
>assisstance
>to fall down and crushing
um
>>11303496
Poor soul, she will need help...
>That's what he says but she drives pass her and leaves a cloud of dirt behind her.
...But the competition is on!
>>11303496
Ludo did in 5 minutes what Vendetta never could
>>11303463
That's a different sector I was never treated that way and I don't treat my people like that. You should look for maybe one of the Tohsakas.
>>11303427
So this is how the course is then. This might be too much for a rental car but it's better than having the Vespa take any damage.
>>11303496
And here I thought it would just be racing, my expectations are always too mundane for the nonsense the arena likes to pull. Coming back from such a painful shock too...
>>11303174
I'm sure you all have reputations to look forward to during this intoxicating spectacle but with all due respect, would you mind scooting over just a few inches from my personal space - this car was clearly designed for, at most, three people.
>>11303509
Oh I'd be happy to oblige if I weren't caught in the middle seat, dear.
>Dr. Jackal restrains himself from completely wrecking the car as he's caught between the two old men and the cyborg ninja.
>>11303496
>Tora races at full force towards the airport then pulls the handbrake. The car drifts to 180° as she unlocks the doors, throwing all the freeloaders out.
Now! Go rent your own cars or something! See ya on the endline !
>>11303521
Man len why are u such a nerd
>>11303496
Ignore those limiters and poor it on! Speed and skill are your only true allies in this race.
The skeleton performs a well executed move that scores him a takedown, well done bone man.
Dr. Jackal lures two unfortunate racers to an industrial complex and makes good use of the surrounding equipment against two racers.
Datsun dines in tonight, three racers have a little fun on an icy slope.
Way to go Johnny! Not only did you lose the heat on your tail but you also got a new sunroof to enjoy.
>God I've been out of this for too long
>>11303534
>That big hat and that long dark coat, totally not suspicious at all, the attire of a proper and respectable individual.
Hmmm... Well, you're the less weird of the bunch... And I can't stop myself from driving right now, so if you throw out the others for me, I'll let you stay and put you down at the nearest gas station. Deal?
>>11303532
Then you were either extremely lucky, or very devout in protecting your pastor and his blessed "rod". Either way does it doesn't matter. You'll die for that dog you call God in the end. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a 70 inch flatscreen with Netflix waiting for me.
>>11303561
Whoa, that was close! I'm glad I didn't talk to that guy back at the station, it would be really awkward if I faced him again.
...
Oh wait I think he's dead.
>>11303561
>She has to face it after all, her well "tuned" car is nothing but a piece of trash. The new engine might be powerful, but it's so heavy the 220hp are practically useless
...Yeah, I'll take your 180xs. I don't know why you'd want that faillure of a car though, if you manage to make it work, call me.
>>11303561
If I slow down now it'll be the end for me.
>>11303573
Enjoy the Netflix n Chill I wont question why you would think my Father would lay a hand on me but oh well, We all die in the end.
>>11303521
Care to explain? Feel free to point out any errors.
>>11303561
Sword fighting is all right and all but how exactly would you stand on top of a helicopter? That's something else entirely.
Mixmaster messes up Jonny's new interior, to which he does not appreciate. WHY DID YOU BRAKE FOR A SQUIRREL?! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
Star butterfly tries to pull a prank but logic is not on her side today.
Zer0 drives like an old man, what's new? How does Hexxus avoid all those people? It's nothing short of a miracle!
Life sucks helps someone to get their life back in line, your act of kindness will not go unnoticed.
>>11303561
I've heard of cursing out, curses towards someone who has done you wrong, but blessing out seems to be the exact opposite thing.
>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bless%20out
Or not. Must be before my time but sucks to be him either way. A scratched paint job is the least of his worries.
>>11303618
Dips on the car then.
>>11303536
>>11303566
>>11303496
>His attire wouldn't allude to any suspicion at all, just look at his cheery ole grin across his face.
I think it's a wee too late for that ma'am.
>Akabane is launched out of the vehicle at speeds that'd tear the air pressure apart, he gallantly brakes in place with his own two feet """tipping""" to the kind ginger lady in return for the favor.
>>11303595
>powerful
>220 hp
I've seen stock minivans with more than that. Get out of here with that pos car. And don't come back untill you can pull atleast 10 seconds in a quarter mile!
>assistance
>to fall down and crush
fixed
>>11303496
>Tfw following the young driver ends up getting myself crushed by boulders
>>11303618
I...I just had this entire thing refurbished...two weeks ago.
You know how much my mother paid for this!? Get out!
>>11303617
You might die, but I will not. I shall live on, taking very enthusiastic walks at night.
>>11303532
I'm pretty sure Tohsaka prefers old men.
>>11303618
How does a grease monkey lose a race to a skeleton? One of you just go already! Flip a coin or something!
Huh...that must be a rather large spike strip...
Friendly reminder that actual cars cannot give you money. The elderly couple have a fallback plan and make good use of it, continuing without a hitch.
>Mixmaster's event will need to be reworded, remind me of that please.
A lot of station owners receiving a happy ending...
>>11303651
An immortal in my presence huh, Sounds like you're having a blast with your eternity.
>>11303654
Is that so? Then everyone should be safe and sound, that's good.
>missle
>ajusted
um
>>11303618
>Her feet glued to the gas pedal, red hair billowing in the wind, the young girl drives through the street way past the speed limit, but who cares it's not like the arena even had cops.
Glad I traded my shitbox for thi-
>Her eyes widens as she sees the old pulling, without thinking she pulls the handbrake, drifts and end up crashing into a tree.
... Well...
>>11303631
Oh I see, you're "that guy"
Heh, I know it's not very great or anything but for a home-made engine and an old car I thought it was pretty decent.
D-Damn...
>>11303630
Yeah sorry, I'm kinda hyperractive and my instinct acted before I could even ask the question.
You're gonna be okay? I'd hate to win this race without beating anyone.
>She said, already way away from him.
Oh, I did it again... Oh Well, if he's a good streetr acing, I'll probably meet him soon enough on the road
>>11303687
>"WORK SOMETHING OUT"
I don't like these implications.
I'm here to confirm this >>11303651
I prefer old men, I please old men for money.
>>11303694
Oh I'm having tons of fun! Wait untill you see what I did to the statue of big J!
>>11303687
So, do I go? No, you're gonna-wait are you waiting for her or for me?!
It looks like Star is finally gonna move her damn c-no she's just honking at me. Sigh. We're gonna be here a while.
>>11303687
>Of course her ne 180xs has been nearly destroyed after she crashed into that tree... She had no chances to win, besides it's well known that Elias is a die hard racing fan...
>She calls peter griffin
H-Hey... Are you still okay for... Cancelling our trade?
>>11303524
>ESL
Definitely Karen.
>>11303687
Shote takes a scenic cruise in his new ride, have fun out there.
Let it be known that blockades are not enough to stop Dr. Jackal and the two old men, just look at that air time!
Tora should have made sure that the job was done, looks like it's someone's lucky day.
>>11303699
>K-keep it all for the end, it'll be easier for me to process.
>>11303725
Fuck off
>>11303725
We have more than one ESL poster
>>11303725
Karen's rp isn't good enough to be her
>>11303687
"O-Oh gee mister gas station owner, I don't have any money, could we... work something out?"
You expect something like that? Fuck off, give me the gas or I'll gut you.
>>11303687
>His eyes remain transfixed at the enormous vehicle stopping it's tracks from the tire spikes.
Unusual.
>>11303730
Statler and Waldorf are kicking ass in this game
>>11303713
Desecrating a relic of history isn't something you should do for fun you know.
>>11303741
>t.Salty one-liner
>>11303730
I gotta be honest I thought we were overdoing it when we formed this blockade.
Those old dudes are crazier than I thought.
>>11303741
>>11303725
then it must be yukine
>>11303730
I had registered something else in mind to end that pesky blockade, oh well - guess this serves well for executing a neat stunt.
>>11303730
Alright! To hell with that 180! I'm gonna drive with this from now on... I don't like stealing, but this was a sacrifice for science...
>Stealing? No!! She just killed a man without any remorse, how is that stealing?
>It's also a shitty Peugeot 207. 90hp. Maybe she should have kept the broken 180.
>>11303730
Sure hope (player2) is okay, I love that guy.
>>11303761
The fuck are you lookin' at? Get lost.
>>11303774
no im kanbatu
>>11303730
Shota makes a rookie mistake while a wrestler adds a new addition to his vehicle.
A slumber party in a van? I smell trouble.
Dr. Jackal was at the wrong place at the wrong time, Ikkun is now the owner of a new car.
Be advised of the weather out on the track, it can be scorching hot one moment and icy cold the next. In this instance strong winds take out a racer.
Looks like Johnny's life took a turn for the worst.
>>11303751
They are performing admirably well.
>>11303712
Tell that to Shirou.
>>11303741
I beg to differ.
>>11303752
But why not? It'll make you pedos like Jesus even mores here, I even included a picture of my work.
>>11303787
I'm kanaruto
>>11303788
>Mabel's vehicle is entirely blue in its interior and filled with the smoke from her cigar. She lets the three have a slumber party, though why they want to have one she has no idea
>>11303794
I'm kenaruto
>>11303794
Im sasuke
>>11303788
Is this an original code? Reminds me of the wacky races one.
>>11303788
Whoa, frog's right, life does suck.
>Johnny groans as he is stretchered into an ambulance, never to be seen again
>>11303788
Phrasing it in such a way makes it sound just awful. It's secondhand, smells and spends too much time in street corners and alleyways but by no means anything like a street walker.
>>11303793
I thought we established I wouldn't do that? The point of a figure of Jesus is for people to believe in that they can change the world for better or worse
>>11303788
Only thing left for the Datsun to do is roll up the windows and lock the doors.
Looks like it's all fun and games for a few racers as the pass the time at a local water resort. Shota is in luck as four racers pull over to help him out in his time of need.
Life sucks really sucks, you know? Mabel that could have been avoided if you wore your seatbelt.
>>11303788
Was this the toll that was meant to be payed for spiking your tires?
>>11303823
Nice to see Star and Ludo getting along
>>11303788
>>11303784
I gotta admit, it seemed hicky from the outside but that party ain't so bad after all. Heya! How has the race been going so far for you?
>>11303800
>>11303788
>She grease monkey looks through the van's windows and sees the car filled with azure, almost otherwordly smoke.
>She needs nothing else to be filled with a burning curiosity.
>She gets out of the van, and pokes on the windows
>>11303823
Like gettin' a taste of your own medecine?
H-Hey, how were you even reaching the pedals?
>Don't touch Alucard for almost two years now
>some fag wants to steal him/her from my dead box
Can you back off other Alucard? I know I never touch him/her, but I feel a lot better when I know an ava still belongs to me.
>>11303821
Well, aren't you just a fun nazi.
>>11303823
The catch fence lives up to it's name, preventing a rather nasty outcome for a couple of racers.
Can androids run faster than cars?
>>11303808
>It's my original code, yes. I did use a few events from the /co/de "Wacky Race" code but reworded them. As I can see right now my code is not fairing well, it's off.
>>11303837
At least some of the racers are enjoying themselves. Isn't it nice?
>11303843
>NUfags will sperg out and give this (You)'s
>not believing it's Karen
They also played Kanbaru in /erp/
>Karen showed up at the same time Seth went AWOL
>Same ESL-tier shit
>>11303823
>>11303842
>Kyouko finishes heaving the car off the poor kid and dusts her hands off, giving the strange girl a confused look.
Huh, me...? Uh, fine I guess.. Except some scummy gas station owner trying to get freaky with me. Kinda strange trying to make friendly conversation with someone you're competing with, dont'cha think?
>>11303857
>Kyouko stabs a chain of mailboxes with her spear as they drive by, making a little shishkebab of sorts.
>>11303847
I was just giving you some education is all, Continue your fun
>>11303870
but I thought I was kanbaru
>>11303857
>Events keep reappearing
They say airbags save lives but not this time! You should take legal action about that.
Why didn't the helicopter fly over the yard? These are the hard questions. Some contestants decide to pull over for a relaxing dip.
>>11303874
>karinsuki riggins
>>11303857
>Finally! Lady luck had smiled upon her! By a weird turn of event, Tora managed to recieve the newest model of Nissan's GTR series.
>Well, except she can't show off again, her car is totally covered in stickers ranging from "Mc donalds" to "featuring dante from the devil may cry series"
>>11303866
I'll give you this (you).
Alucard fucking kurumi when?
>>11303874
>>11303886
>Karen wins games without lifting a finger
>>11303895
kys baron
>>11303895
Um don't talk shit about my loli vamprie wife
>>11303885
>As she respawns Kyouko ponders if it was even a good idea to enter a race when she doesn't have a license.
>Either way she's going the fuck to bed, goodnight
Kyouko.........................
>Junko
>>11303880
Education? Do you think I need any such thing? I have fought for Christ long before you were born. I know all of his fallacies as well as his lies! All you are doing is blindly obeying what you are told to, in the name of some asshole.
>>11303885
>So many errors
>This is disheartening
>>11303895
Not under my watch.
>>11303875
Strange? Nah. It's just a friendly race after all, it's not like people were actually dying and...
>>11303885
>>11303913
...
Okay maybe, welp.
Good luck racing on the highway to hell! I'm still on it!
>night
NEET...................
>>11303885
That is no helicopter. That's the Petercopter and it doesn't look like it's even capable of flight, I'm surprised the blades don't break on the tarmac and come flying through my window. If slowing down means getting out of the way then slowing down is fine.
>>11303922
Content with last place at this rate.
>>11303870
>They also played Kanbaru in /erp/
I demand the logs
>>11303922
Oh come on Datsun-kun... Let me pick up some of the coins you've got inside you? Pretty please.
If you agree, I'll puit some sick rockets on your sides and stuff.
>Yep, she's totally talking to a car
Shion................................ship........................
or else..................
>juk-no enoshitma
I want to fuck Yukine
>>11303955
well... you can't
>>11303922
Flowers with the ability to incinerate? Quickly pick all that you can!
Only one of you has an enjoyable meal break during the intermission. That is until that jumbo frank comes back to bite him in the rear.
Life has yet again put an end to another racer's career, can he be stopped? Also it's not good for a vehicle if you shove a sandwich down the intake valves.
>>11303921
Would you care to explain yourself? This is interesting, I only follow in the shape of humanity but you say you've fought again a said deity meaning you've been alive for a long time, who might you be?
>>11303874
Oh shit
>>11303955
I'll become a ghost just so I can fuck Yukine
>>11303981
I SAID YOU CAN'T
>He are in last place
In hindsight maybe code working at 3 in the morning was a bad idea...anyway.
>>11303964
Didn't your mom ever tell you to never be on the phone while driving? Accidents happen that way.
Tora defaces a helicopter, better get out of there before he sees what you have done.
>>11303964
This is what you're gonna get for giving me that shitty 180xs! Behold! A Red turtle launcher Nissant GTR! You're going down!
>She shifts to 5th gear as she passes Peter and activates the turtle canon on the car's back.
>The red shell pathetically explodes against the green one? So much bravado for nothing?...
>people are ignoring the new code
So this is why people don't host anymore
>>11303991
>this code is still better than mine
Masterful.
>>11303987
I'll turn yukine back into a human and then fuck him
This facility is now under military command
>>11303991
>She tags the helicopter the best she can with witty lines such as "U sux" and"How are you not crashing down with all your weight fatty"
>She cleans the paint of her hands
Tora : 1
Shitbox seller scammer : 0
>>11303928
Fuck you, supposed son.
>>11303991
Looks like he's trying to rid the helicopter of that paint. He must be pretty pissed.
>>11303997
>no one relevant is roleplaying now
Not worth it. Only worth it I can play with someone relevant.
>>11304012
UNDER MY ASS THAT IS!
>>11304011
YOU CAN'T FUCK HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
>>11303972
I'm soneone who's been around for awhile. Details don't matter, especially to some dog of the church.
>>11304028
>I'm loving all the events I'm getting with peter so far
>Confortably sit in her Turtle launcher Nissan GTR, Tora eats some popcorn and laughs at the fatty trying to get rid of her masterful bants.
Serves you right
>>11303997
>people stop replying after they die
really makes those fidgets spin huh...
>>11304033
They say if you manage to post ''HG supterstar'' three times in a row with no other posts in between you can summon Karen
>>11304028
This is what happens to you when you continue to test your luck, Tora. Hope it was worth it.
Shota makes a stupid, yet awesome mistake. Trains will always win so be mindful to remember that for next time.
>>11304025
Fuck you, copycat.
>>11304041
ooh ok :c
>>11304072
pervert moron
>>11304056
Pffft. I summon Karen when ever I want. The issue is convincing them that taking me up the ass raw is for justice.
>>11304042
Fair enough, I can't force it out of you. Just makes it hard to believe.
>>11304059
Never trust anyone, not even your pit crew.
Roland makes a smart move and saves a life, hope that decision doesn't come back to bite you in the ass.
>>11304074
Im sorry!
>>11304066
Don't talk back to your father! I'll put you in time out with those sparkling faggots!
>>11304059
I don't think he's learned enough...
Yeah! I'm gonna steal his helicopter and disqualify him from the race! This is genius!
>She carefully approach the vehicle, taking out her "magic" key (a rod of steel) that can unlock anything.
Alright G-
The moment she touched the machine, a torrent of flame emerged from below, tearing her asunder
And just like that we are now down to the final two. QUICK! Go waste all your money at the betting booth!
>>11304091
>>11304119
You know... I'll have rooted for the fatty after all i've been trying to do to him but heh. He couldn"t even survive that long.
Let's get over with it
>>11304119
>all shit
>>11304091
I like your code. Don't let the mistakes and repeating events worry you. You just need to clean it up a bit and you're golden!
>>11304103
just fucking kill yourself and go to hell
>>11304048
Implying that stops Karen
I want Yukine TO FUCK ME!!
>KK
>>11304119
Tell me this, what exactly was so eye catching that your attention was torn away from the road? Anyways...the race has come to an end!
post what other /trash/ threads you're watching right now and guess avas
>>11304048
This >>11304148
Karen replies to the slides even after she's dead
>>11304104
Nigga I'm over 10,000 years old. I'm putting you on time out bitch.
CAN YOU FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH KAREN
>>11304174
but Im Kanbaru
>>11304174
>t. Irrelevant fag
>>11304161
Anticlimatic as hell.
Oh well, he won though
>she claps.
Well done dude, and you too host! I liked that race!
>>11304172
That's it? I thought you were older than that. Are you sure you're my child?
>>11304191
Here's a (You) for being hot.
And here he is! The first winner of the granprix spree! It will take a moment or two to ready your actual prize so if you are here please anounce your presence.
Well done!
>>11304199
Heh. Nice dude. I guess that race wasn't a complete faillure after all... Even if I lost three cars.
I'll try making an engine that runs on (you)s
>>11304202
Congratulations on.. Driving the fastest, I suppose, not the greatest achievement in the world..
>>11304202
Doesn't look much like a driver but whatever. Code needs work.
>>11304161
That does it! I thought my killer would deem worthy of being a champion. Guess I was wrong. Thank you.
Post your character's theme, and if they don't have one post one you think would fit
You will be judged
>>11304202
I hope there's gonna be a lot of races like this one in the future. It was cool.
>>11304202
Now here's a little something special for the rest of you: If you score a takedown I will add your name to a list along with the amount of takedowns you accumulate during races. That amount of takedowns will be added to any win you may seize.
Thank you all for being a wonderful crowd this late at night. Now, if there were any complaints or things that needed to be addressed with the code please speak up.
>>11304202
Wooo! He looks very strong, a formidable opponent I can see. Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Robert Howard.
>wheel. Knocking
>winshield
>lives up to it's name
um
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeD9i-BtNeI
>>11304198
I'm not your child. But I'm pretty sure you misunderstood me for this guy.
>>11304232
Typos, grammar, broken events, no background, anon code, irrelevant host.
>>11304232
Step-back boys, there's a new wrestling guy in town! In fact there's like three or four of them!
>>11304246
>D is the son of Dracula
>Alucard is Dracula
Not hard to follow.
>>11304232
Wanna join the Hosting Discord?
>>11304236
HOSTO DOSTO XDDDD
>>11304282
Ahem... sorry to correct you, but it's bosto you fucking cretin.
>>11304240
5/10 too angelic for that thot lookin bitch, bet she blows all the knights in the wine cellar for 50g
>>11304288
R-rude!
>>11304191
>>11304216
>>11304227
>>11304231
>>11304236
>>11304248
Thanks for the kind words and suggestions. I had a feeling it wasn't ready but I just wanted to do a little something.
>Anon code?
>>11304280
No thanks.
>>11304232
>Still here?
>>11304277
Excuse my ignorance.
>>11304248
Thought backgrounds were optional?
>>11304280
>Wanna join Hoshi's Circlejerk Server?*
>>11304232
Just some cleaning up of events and grammar. It's pretty good so keep working on it Anon.
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ
The first lines of the lyrics are a dead giveaway.
>>11304248
This is the reason people don't host anymore, too many standards.
>>11304295
>>11304297
I don't know if you care, but maybe you'd like pic related since it's your code.
I liked how it managed to create a coherent story
>>11304280
>>11304295
HOSHI BTFO
>>11304319
Good theme but I don't know who the fuck you are
>>11304248
>anon code
>>11304337
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t92m_-YzbyQ
>>11304335
That's okay. Perhaps I overestimated myself in beign recognizable by posting that. You have a great day now while I sink away into depression.
>>11304321
Can't believe I thought for one moment that I owed this place with hosting.
>>11304350
>kissu
>>11304230
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jWq1hgxkJE
This thread is a bit depressing
Why are people shitting on Hosting Discord?
>>11304388
Hoshi makes them squeal
>>11304238
ily
>>11304388
Because it's your shit discord, Hoshit.
>>11304384
I want to die
>>11304352
Was good until the vocals started
7/10 before vocals
4/10 after
>>11304378
This some chill shit familia
7/10 I don't know the character
>>11304388
Because they aren't part of it so they call it a CJ.
And while it's true there is a CJerking channel but it gets shits done. The game with the green background earlier that night for ex.
The fuck is an anon code?
>>11304408
>2017 Still bootybothered by Hoshi
What did he do to hurt you, anon?
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpLU8BI02wQ
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN5rJQSwV9w
>>11304414
>Probably would've helped if I posted the dang image. But glad you liked it.
>>11304397
I realised that.
>>11304408
But they help people?
>>11304418
What exactly was special about that game again?
>>11304428
Ypu didn't do anything to me in 2017 Hoshit. Doesn't mean I'll forgive your past bullshit.
>>11304418
It's got less autism than the other Discords.
>>11304449
He doesn't really care, anon.
>>11304443
Don't be passive aggressive, I never said it was a top-tier code, but it's alright and people enjoyed it.
In a HG where all people are full blown insecure and "I-I'm working on my code" (but never finish it) it's pretty cool in my opinion
>>11304323
Thanks anon I appreciate it.
>>11304450
That isn't saying a lot to be brutally honest.
>>11304430
Doesn't give me a good impression of the character until a decent amount in but I'm getting a sort of medieval disney villain vibe and I don't know how accurate that is but that's my impression
8/10
>>11304432
Good ost, I like the mix between the chanting and the wubs to give it a sort of primal but badass vibe, fits the character well too
8.5/10
What do people even do in the hosting discord? What is there even to even talk about without just straight up talking about the events that will just get stolen?
>>11304498
>Stolen
Not everyone is a greedy bitch you know?
Get that popularity contest shit off your head already
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPD6a9dqdoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTtyRB-HfW8
>>11304479
It's almost like you have to say that.
>>11304498
Why so cynical? Just because people hurt you doesn't mean they hurt each other, anon.
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4s2uz2iRto
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI6Yyr-iI6M
>>11304498
>stealing events
That's just stupid. Won't they know that they've been stolen if everyone can see them?
Other than that they're working on a code together apparently. And some background stuff gets done, and I think they teach new hosts how to use the tools and all that.
>>11304488
>Pretty accurate.
>>11304450
No. Any discord without Hoshi automatically has less autism. We also don't have Bolin or Aussa. Triple win!
>>11304529
B-But hoshi!
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6-htjencRk
>>11304498
build a code with everyone else
talk shit all day like the reg discord
The reason why the new host doesn't want to join the discord is so that he can improve on his own.
>>11304542
any opinion riding the hoshi hatedick this hard is irrelevant.
>>11304230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVEGMax42dw
>>11304561
>He wants to figure things out that other people have done better in the past
Okay.
>>11304554
>get your events stolen
>>11304571
I ask again: who the fuck is going to steal events? Literally everybody will know that its been stolen.
>>11304570
>>11304561
It's not a sect though if he doesn't want to join, it's cool. The game was nice anyway
You guys are straight up treating this like a cult take a few steps back and realize this is an internet community based around weaboos entering fictional characters into an rng simulator
I'm suffering from Hoshit PTSD. Please help.
>>11304596
Are you new anon?
It's HG
There is no self-awareness to be found here.
>>11304584
Like anyone will give a shit about anyone stealing events from me.
>>11304564
Hi Hoshi.
>>11304596
It's more about how learning from someone like Hoshi about hosting isn't the best way to learn. The guy barely hosts anymore, and it's not like his games were anything too special
>>11304571
no I meant the coop code
>>11304637
No, he is right.
Hoshi isn't a guru, there have been no bans and no problems.
Hoshi isn't the only host in here and so far everything's been going smoothly.
Chill out, it's not /sanc/ 2.0 or anything
>>11304625
>anyone who has an opinion you don't like is hoshi
10/10 mental gymnastics.
>>11304637
It's all in an attempt to regain any meaning here for him. If not for here he'd be a litteral who preparing their noose they hung their lunch with earlier to end their own pathetic life.
>>11304675
He literally admitted that in chat, anon. You're not some genius for pointing this out.
>>11304608
Take a break from this place or leave when you can.
>>11304669
Is thst really the best you can do? I feel like I'm argueing with Hellen Keller.
>>11304699
You're like Helen Keller with no one but Hoshi in her head.
First Karen
Now Hoshi
What's next? Junko or Adachi?
>>11304661
Of course there hasn't been any bans, it isn't a public discord. Hoshi can cherrypick whoever he wants in it. The reason he's mainly picking out the nufag hosts is because they don't know much about what Hoshi has done, therefore they won't ridicule or hate him.
>Internationale soon stumbles into this thread still scanning for any devices that might show lifesigns here.
>>11304709
I only mention Hoshit when others start sucking his dick. Can you blame a man for trying to tell the blind the truth? Or do you think I'm one of his regular shitposters?
>>11304718
>
>>11304712
it's me
>>11304730
It looks like you have inferiority complex when hoshi is mentioned.
>>11304712
Adachi fucked the cancer into Junkoxs dad while performing a satanic ritual to power Hoshi up before sacrificing him ritualisticly to form Karen.
>>11304718
Everybody here's too busy either sleeping or complaining over shit that doesn't matter, turn that shit off and go home, you're wasting your time. Trust me.
>>11304752
No. I'm just tired of watching him try to have a God complex on an anonymous board. As well as watching his IDF try to rationalize soneone who belongs in an insane asylum.
THEY MAD
>>11304788
THEY HATIN
>>11304738
>She saves this meme for later.
>>11304764
I cannot just "turn this off", it is an augment my friend.
What is the longest sleep you ever had?
>>11304777
You just really have a strong unhealthy hate boner for him and it's just as sad having this much hatred for somebody on an anonymous image board than playing into the God complex he plays specifically to piss you off.
>>11304717
>too irrelevant to be invited
feels bad man
>>11304828
A cyborg, huh? Technology can only go so far. Waste of the human body if you ask me.
>>11304836
Yet you sit here trying to shitpost anyone who doesn't like him. Sure, I have a hate boner for the asshole with a God complex, and will openly state it, but at least I'm still above your level of faggotry.
>>11304840
>too irrelevant to be invited
>meanwhile Karen is already in it and doesn't know how to host
>>11304829
I think 15 or 16 hours is the longest I've been on the sleepy time express.
>>11304876
Now thats just strange
>>11304862
>>11304836
>>11304876
>>11304884
Karen is writing events for the community code.
>>11304876
>not realizing the "hosting" part is a cover.
It's literally his praise Hoshi club. If it was truly a hosting guild he would have set out to invite everyone who hosts. Instead he cherry picks who to invite. Some hosting guild.
>>11304895
community code?
>>11304876
>Karen is already in
>The guy never hosto bosto'd yet
>Never tried hosting
>Probably has never even visited the sim before
If Karen can get in without hosting, why can't everyone whose hosted ever be in? The standards are already set low enough to let someone whose never hosted in a hosting discord.
>>11304907
Not that many people who host aren't in it.
>>11304909
A code that multiple people are working on.
>>11304913
Because the people who aren't in it (you) are shitposting right now.
If you want to be in post your fucking discord and I'll add you.
>>11304876
Some people are just lucky. Some people are just forever irrelevant. No sure what I even did to him to make him hate me but whatever.
>>11304932
You didn't suck his dick from behind while praising his name out loud. Same reason I'm not invited to it.
>>11304944
>Suck his dick from behind
>Implying you need to suck his dick.
Nase got in by just asking about hosting. It's easy.
(I heard someone wants their dick sucked!)
>>11304957
>sucks yukine dick from behind the shadows
>>11304862
Not really kek, I'm just fascinated at how obsessed you are that you actively shitpost a person like this.
>Karen is in the """Hosting discord""""
>"B-B-But he's l-learning!!"
Then why hasn't he actually hosted? The best way to learn to host is by actually fucking doing it.
>"B-B-But he doesn't have a c-c-c-code yet!!!!"
You know you could just ask for a code? Not to mention the pastebin of /co/des. There's nothing wrong with using a /co/de to host while you're starting out.
>>11304957
You never had your dick sucked from behind? You're missing out.
>>11304972
Stay obsessed
>>11304966
Fuck off Cirno
>>11304972
>encouraging /co/des
>>11304972
b00b00bn0-b-b-b-b--b-b-but's HES """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""SHITPOSTING"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" :^(????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>11304970
>actively shitpost
>this is the first time I've talked about his issues in months.
I can see how it's wasy to confuse me for his normal shitposters, but God damn.
>>11304987
(B-but not Sir no)
>>11304985
>pointing out an obvious contradiction is being obsessed
k whiteknight.
>>11305015
This is 2017. Just the simple act of not agreeing with their narrative makes you a whiteknighting faggot.
Jesus I'm kinda surprised that people stopped posting the bugs Bunny pic.
>Captcha: Martin Stop
>>11305027
>Martin is the shitposter
No fucking way
Byeah.
>>11305027
It's because I stopped shitposting
https://youtu.be/qWXnt2Z2D1E
>>11305027
People kept taking credit for my work.
>duplicate file exists
Okay.
>>11305033
Martin is a huge shitposter.
Beware the quiet chill ones who rarely RPs
>>11305038
Fucking quitter.
Damn The Circle Sim sucks balls.
>>11304842
You sound like a guy I know. He's an ass.
>>11305070
So I've heard. You wanna fight about it? Put your guard up. Come on, go ahead. I've got time.
>letting ESLs write anything
>>11305086
redongo bongo letso hosto
>>11305086
>Letting EFL rite anything
Is now a good time?
>>11305086
>letting someone's nationality be a reason for them to not have fun.
>>11305086
REDONGO BONGO HOSTOSO XDDDDD
Why do people who speak mexican not use mexican speaking websites
>>11305128
why does Armenian not use Armenian websites?
>>11305082
Yeah, just like him. I woulden't recommend it, my training is drawn out. But I'm not stopping you, I already have it up. The walls have eyes, comrade.
>>11305128
Ask Araragi
>>11305033
He's asleep atm
Aron,Crendor and 2fag are the only ESLs that needs to fuck off
>>11305168
thank you for letting me stay
>>11305168
Fuck off Aron is my wife
>>11305168
Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
>>11305138
Suspicious. Either you're a complete idiot or you've got some kind of bullshit forcefield around you, right?
>>11305168
Who is 2fag?
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>11305200
Checked
>>11305200
Just shut up already, you pyschotic failure with a God complex snd a stupid star mask.
Can someone tell me what happened during this past week?
>>11305210
Dont be mean to beaner-chan
>get invited to the hosting discord
>don't shitpost or start shit
>kicked out within 24 hours for no reason
>>11305183
Neither, though I am glad you are not completely stupid. Now if you really intend on it, do it. I will only hold back if you decide to use kid gloves.
>>11305235
Because you don't ride Hoshit's dick.
>>11305235
That's 24 hours longer than me.
>>11305235
>Hoshi
>Inviting you
Good joke
>>11305235
Nice b8
>>11305244
And you expect me to just trust your word on that? Must think I'm really some kind of idiot, don't you? Like hell I'm just gonna j-
>Garou suddenly dashes forward, closing the distance between them in one stride, and begins with an attempt at a feint elbow stopping just before the head to judge the reaction time of his opponent.
Does the hosting discord have any tips on motivation to host?
>>11305210
He made you mad, success.
Thrill Ride time?
>>11305304
Nice try, not me.
>>11305301
Post link.
>saved
>>11305311
Nice try, not me.
Hosting in new thread. Reset timers.
>>11305281
>Internationale waiting for his mov grabs his arm in an ambush as soon as he is in close reach, locking his arms in hers.
If you were any guard, right now I would have slammed you onto the floor and knocked you out cold.
>She soon lets go and pushes him back.
A good attempt but it's pretty foolish to run in unarmed against a guarding opponent, especially when you do not even know thier training.
>>11305342
>He turns back around and folds his arms, tilting his head slightly to the side in intrigue.
You're not incompetent. A or S-Rank at least. And I've never seen that move pulled off like that, either. All right, I'll have you teach me what you know. Show me all of your moves so that I can kill you with them. That's what I've decided.
Alright bros im in the hospital wish me luck
>>11305370
goodo luck
>>11305315
Post your Discord for an invite.
>>11305378
>goodo
kys karen
>>11305359
Why on earth would I do something like that? The only reason I would ever teach you is if I knew you fought for the same cause as mine. That will time.
>>11305370
Best of luck anon.
>>11305385
It's pronunciation, not that hardo
>>11305316
????????//
>>11305392
I'm a villain, and a monster. Garou. I fight to spread indiscriminate evil, and kill all heroes. Simple as that, really. On top of that, I can tell you have nothing better to do. Since I'm a genius, I can learn a move from just seeing it once, so this shouldn't take long. Now teach me.
>>11305416
....
These moves you copy. They have to come from the person right? If it's based on say, a person's equipment it would still be useless to you if you never had acess to said equipment, right? Tell me and I will tell you something in return, Garou.
>>11305441
I've got no need for special gear, it's useless to me. Technology and metals have limits, they can only hit so hard or block so much, but the human body is limitless. Once you've passed that threshold, equipment is just a downgrade. So, I suppose the answer is "no," I can't replicate moves that require equipment, but those moves also happen to hold no value to me. Now teach me something.
>>11305451
i call this one
the water hose
*pees REALLY hard*
?
>>11305480
>N-NANI! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE PEE THIS HARD!
>>11305484
A fellow monster, huh? Learn your territory. Go back the way you came, maybe you'll find a nice tree to rub up on.
>>11305488
>The Monkey King acknowledges the human's command and jumps for bed.
>>11305451
So we both have a pair of disadvantages. Since you so easily revealed your weakness, I guess i will be kind to you this one time, garou. My implant is a specialized wireless attenna. It lets me detect and access any device that is nearby me. So, in a way, we counter each other perfectly.
>She gestures to hold on as she soon recieves a call
ugh. Deckerd is drunk, again! That ass will get himself killed one of these days. I will deal with you later, garou.
>>11305504
...Did that monkey just jump into space?