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We're going to the theater cunts, first whatever. I'll adjust as needed.
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>>11301204
Jerry Lynn
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>>11301204
Main Character Garou
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>>11301204
Zer0
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Elias Ainsworth
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>>11301204
Beowulf
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>>11301204
Saber
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Araragi Koyomi
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>>11301204
FYXE
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>>11301204
Gascoigne
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>>11301204
Julia Douglas
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>>11301204
Jim Ross
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Mitsuki Nase
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>>11301204
James Storm
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>>11301204
Johnny
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>>11301204
Kurumi
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>>11301238
banned for being a forgetful BAKA
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Araragi Karen
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>>11301204
Baiken
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Burrito Uzumaki
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>>11301238
(Woops.)
>>11301248
(W-Wait.)
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>>11301204
Shota
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>>11301204
Phil Kessel
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>>11301204
Berkut
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Salad Uchiha
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>>11301204
Little Toy Robot
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Star Butterfly
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>>11301204
Tsuyu
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>>11301034
>I just have no idea what you mean.
>Like Donald or the person that hosted the Hearthstone games?
>>11301060
But that's not as coool...there's just gotta be something more to it!
>>11301037
Hmmm...what I waant...is a nice, biiig meal after a good fight. And of course I am, you silly, I'm a vampire!
>She flashes a large, VERY toothy grin.
It's bad practice to kill your food source, you know, it is!
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Aron
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>>11301204
Figured you show off over a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. You are weird as you look.
>Gang walks towards the Arena.
>>11301204
Gang Ryong
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>>11301204
Revy
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>>11301214
But Nii-chan we need pizza so we can have the energy to think about who we need to ask for help. As for the other thing... He knows where we are because I sent him our location.
>She reaches forward and places his phone in his open hand.
Here, you don't need to thank me.
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>>11301204
Agent 4
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Gimme some more and I might even make it a 36, if I'm feelin' real generous.
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>>11301289
A vampire! I get it now, the wings, the teeth, I should've put the pieces together sooner! I've only heard of one or two of them, are you in the Monster Guidebook? No, there's no way you can be, I would have remembered you. You're still trying to get in too, huh? You must be a dragon level threat, at least.. Insane! We've got to fight to the death sometime, you and I.
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Noroi
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>>11301204
Frylock
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Dart Guy
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Late Go
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What does it take to be a good prime time host? I can host 24 and 36 pretty comfortably and hell I got no problem taking 48. I just run out of shit to say in my commentary and I don't wanna crash like that.
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Mash Kyrielight
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Agrias Oaks
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>>11301204
Reverse Mabel
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>>11301204
Statler and Waldorf
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>>11301204
Audrey 2
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>>11301250
Eclipse#8986
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>>11301371
(As I've said before, good commentary can't be learned or even copied overnight. You gotta work at it. First, you wanna learn how to properly react to what's going on in the slides and put that into words that people like. And don't worry if the reception to your commentary isn't what you wanna see, I call that motivation to try harder.)
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>>11301289
Nope, nothin special. Check all you want, just got good.
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>>11301346
>Tell me I've been bad
>Y-you've been acting up recently
God this show is so gold.
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>>11301204
The Brothers Strong
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>>11301319
Nika Muratova
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The show's starting soon, so if you have any second thoughts tell me now.
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Is it me or it's impossible to change back to old Jewtube on mobile?
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>>11301443
Do you think this is funny?
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>>11301235
>>11301393
>>11301443
If you could, please.
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>>11301443
Begin.
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>>11301443
Bump it to 48
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>>11301313
Location...?
>how couldn't they think about that earlier, it was so obvious, stupidity runs strong in the Araragi family. Araragi opens the maps app on his phone and asks for directions on how to get to their home address, after a few seconds, a path from their current location to their home appears on screen.
Come on, we're getting out of here
>Araragi grabs his sister by the wrist and leads her out of the forest
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>>11301371
The good aspects of a host in order from most important to least as per my opinion
>hosts a game from start to finish
>selects an appropriate game size
protip, always do 48 unless it's dead hours
>has a decent custom code
>creative commentary
>leaves an appropriate amount of time between slides
3-5 minutes depending on activity
background don't matter at all don't let anyone fool you
most of the time they're more trouble than they're worth (eg 6 mb bloodbath slide) and don't actually add any value to your games. only retarded people think "oooh shiny = better"
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>>11301471
>48 entries
>but less than 36 UIDs
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>>11301443
Stop stalling and start.
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>>11301443
I hope they don't sell popcorn this time.
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>>11301457
>>11301474
Thanks
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>>11301443
Let's get this show on the road.
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>>11301478
No wonder barely anyone hosts.
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>>11301371
>For commentary, just do what I do, say whatever comes to mind, no matter how weird it is.
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>>11301471
It took about 15 minutes to fill a 36, and there's not enough stragglers to justify a 48.
So, no.
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>>11301443
I'm ready to deliver a promising load of dumplings for everyone to enjoy. If not, I'll be happy to take some for myself. Undoubtedly this will all be over sooner than a jiffy, begin.
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>>11301538
>We don't like it when you do that though. It actually kills your game for us.
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>>11301563
>>11301538
No. I actually like it
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>>11301563
>Well as Stalin said to his son when he denied to trade his prisoner for his boy, "Too bad", mostly because that's how I like to host
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>>11301477
W-wait, Nii-chan! What about the pizza?
>She reluctantly walks behind her brother, following him with the grip he has on her wirst.
The pizza delivery guy will be here on a few minutes.
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>>11301422
Thanks Jim, I've been told that I do good commentary but I always want to improve while also trying to not copy anyone else.
>>11301478
And thank you as well, at least I got the first bit down.
>>11301538
That's sorta my current style right now. Sometimes I even say off topic shit and don't even read the slide.
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>>11301467
>>11301490
>>11301531
Impatient...
>>11301474
Done.
>>11301456
Yeah a little bit.
The show's about to begin, remember to turn off your phones and to sit quietly so that everyone else can enjoy the show as much as you would like to.
Thank you.
Hey Zer0, lemme see that Star impression :3c
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>>11301595
pizza time
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>>11301535
He wanted to know what made a good primetime host.
Literally all you have to do to host though is throw tributes in a slim screenshot the slide and post it and it's fine, you'll be appreciated as a host. those are just things you can do to take a step beyond average
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>>11301324
Hmmm...hmm, hmm. I get it now, I get it!
>She strokes her chin a few times slowly, nodding all the while.
...I don't even know what you're on about! Not a clue, not a clue! So we must not even be from the same place~.
Not that interested in death-fights, either! That means you can't have a rematch, silly.
>>11301425
We'll just have to see, huh? I'll figure it out, I swear!
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>>11301601
Fine, I'll just prove I'm not a background character by killing everyone in this building. Now to scope out a good starting point.
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>>11301610
You're late.... I'm not paying for those.
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>>11301617
People don't want above average. They want good.
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>>11301610
You're late. I'm not paying for those.
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>>11301601
Alrighty then, a play. This should be a total disaster.
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>>11301595
>>11301601
>Araragi shows no sign of stopping and keeps dragging his sister until they are out of the woods
I don't care, we can get pizza later, now come on, you're going to be late.
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>>11301601
>Zer0 has no idea what Star can do and only a minimal understand of how she acts. He does, however, look utterly adorable in his make-up, dress, and stockings as he prances around the stage like she would.
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>>11301629
You're a monster and you don't care about fights to the death? Are you kidding? Why would you want to rematch someone after beating them? They're below you, that means you can move forward and fight somebody stronger, right? I'm starting to think you're not quite the monster I thought you were. Monsters are about rampaging, killing heroes, hunting, that kind of thing! That's the whole reason I became one in the first place! Aren't vampires supposed to be huge threats? Act like one!
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>>11301657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14
Pretty sure I politely asked you guys to do anything but what you're doing...
Bunch of fucking assholes, especially you Johnny, stop that.
Also, it looks like Garou wasn't joking around, he's already killing people.
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>>11301601
That's the idea Zer0! You're good at being me!
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>>11301601
Impatient? I don't need to take such words from commoner scum. Just get on with this show and be quiet.
>Berkut parks his steed outside the theater, and he strides confidently towards his seat.
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>>11301653
B-but the pizzaaa...
>Karen's eyes are looking over at the pizza delivery guy >>11301610 as she's dragged away from the woods. The girl puffs her cheeks and steps inside of the arena.
Alright, alright, I will fight.
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>>11301601
This seat is tender to the tush and I like that, but what is it exactly that I'm in here for?
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>>11301443
It's going to be absolute mayhem and immeasurble carnage in the Parts Unknown Arena tonight! Hello and welcome to Wednesday Night Showtime! JIM ROSS HERE, your host at ringside, and joining me is fellow commentator behind the table, the only seven-time TNA Tag Team Champion, James Storm! And sitting in the Japanese announcer's table we have the vivacious Julia Douglas! She's got the language down pat, and she's more than ready to deliver the action to the Nippon public. James, you've got plenty of experience working in a partnership, but out here, it's every man, woman, beast and machine for themselves, so please, tell the folks at home just how much a difference that factors into this all-out slobberknocker of a deathmatch.
>>11301601
OH BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, THAT WOMAN'S BEEN CRUSHED IN HER SEAT! IT'S LIKE WATCHIN' A SAW MOVIE AND YOU JUST KNOW SOMETHIN BAD'S GONNA HAPPEN. AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE IS FOLDED IN HALF!
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>>11301701
Argh, fucking prick.
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>>11301639
same thing???
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>>11301701
I thought I was just a background character! If I were just a side character, why am I killing the leads, then, huh? Huh? I must be a main character! Maybe even the main antagonist! That's the only explanation! The monster Garou will have his screentime!
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>>11301701
>Zer0, still dressed as Star, pushes and shoves his way to try and be the center of the limelight.
Get out of my way.
This is my defining role:
as Star Butterfly.
>>11301708
>Zer0 "blushes" through his own make-up, a horizontal line of red static stretching across the space in front of his helmet.
Thank you.
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>Mabel lights a bundle of blue dynamite with her cigar and tosses it towards her rivals in the hopes that it'll get them away from the spotlight
>>11301701
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>>11301629
Ok, you do that. I'll let ya play doctor when you want
>Matt chuckles to himself and cracks open a beer
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>>11301701
These clothes Lady Irisviel has picked out for me are surprisingly comfortable... I have no problem wearing them.
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>>11301710
rp as mitsuki please
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>>11301701
...Didn't even want to be apart of this jumbled mess of a place.
>She let's out a defeated sigh as she drinks some strange liquid.
Whatever this is, it tastes... different. But the clerk did say this was a drink of some kind. Soda...? Uh... well, whatever the case may be, it doesn't change the fact it tastes strange.
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Beowulf joined the game, but the wulfman must sleep. Just put the title under my pillow when I win.
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>>11301701
BAH GAWD JAMES! THAT TRAP DOOR'S GOTTA BE...GOTTA BE 40 FEET DEEP! NO ONE'S GONNA SURVIVE AN IMPACT LIKE THAT, BAH GAWD!
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>>11301749
>In the scuffle, the dynamite is kicked away from everyone else and blows up in the orchestra pit.
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>>11301701
>>11301749
>>11301788
>Gang Ryong steps awkwardly into the spotlight without the slightest clue as to what he's doing at all.
>He's somewhat captivated from the explosion fuming out of the orchestra pit.
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>>11301601
I don't know how this soundboard works, is it okay if I just plug in my phone and play my playlist?
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Oh god dammit, the fucking water machine :b:roke again, someone call the repair man... and a Hearse.
>>11301784
Hey don't worry big guy, if you leave now you wont see this embarrassing death.
That doesn't seem like a very Star-y thing to do, Zer0, but what do I know...
Anyways, you alright there Gang? You look like you got mauled by a bear or something.
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>>11301710
I told you, we're getting another pizza later, and that guy was late, the pizza is porbably cold by now...
Now hurry up, the sooner you're done with this play the sooner I can get out of this creepy place.
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Hey HG.
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>>11301818
How about we sing about me getting some medical attention now?
Can you sing me a hot nurse too?
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>>11301838
You look chipper today. Did something good happen?
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>>11301818
Understandable have a nice day
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>tfw you're karen and you get two additional (you)s everytime you make a post
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>>11301818
Between these giant tentacles, that frog girl's tongue, and whatever this fluffy thing is, I feel like this is a situation I don't want to let play out. Do either of you object to me just killing this thing? There're children watching, let's keep this PG.
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>>11301818
Nah, most you of all are just whining about nothing. My life turned out pretty great.
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>>11301838
>everyone dissapears
>all there is left is a tumbling tumbleweed
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>>11301825
>>11301701
You're right, Nii-chan! I will kick everyone's butt and then we're going to brush each other's teeth.
>As soon as she takes two steps into the arena, a guy shoots at Karen with a prop gun which is a real gun. The kind of gun that shoots tranquilizers. And so Karen collapses on the floor for a deep sleep.
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>>11301818
....Why are we even arguin-. You know what, nevermind. I couldn't careless about this.
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>>11301722
>thumbs up.
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Kill yourself KaRinTsuki
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>>11301855
Nothing special, but I beat Sanic Mania and had a homemade pizza for dinner.
>>11301873
Makes sense.
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>>11301818
I don't know captain obvious but does this crafty look of mine 'LOOK' alright to you?
>You can see the sweat dripping from the folds of his neck fat as he leers at ya.
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>>11301838
Sup Dachi?
Seems like there was a horrific accident just now, a piano fell on the famous actress nose-chan... and some unimportant background character, We'll keep you updated as news comes in about this tragic accident.
SMOKING KILLS KIDS
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>>11301818
>Now that Star Zer0fly has the spotlight on him, he sings his song about taxes:
The money they take
lines the pocket of the state;
a piece of our cake.
The senators talk
but refuse to walk the walk.
Our lives, they all mock.
We give them our cash
with the excuse of a tax
and then they all dash.
When will we wake up
and see how they are corrupt.
We must interrupt!
>It was entirely in monotone.
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(Goodnight, HG.)
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>>11301686
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Kurumi makes a point of wagging her finger once with every tsk, with her wings stretching just a little.
When they know how you fight, that means they're better suited to fight you. That means a harder fight, that that means a better fight! When you beat someone you give them a reason to get stronger, too~.
I've been around for a looooong time, silly. I see a li-ttle longer term! I'm only a huge threat when I think it's the funnest option!
>>11301759
Good, good!
>Kurumi suddenly steps forward and shows off her fangs.
Lemme feel your heartbeat, then, c'mon!
>>11301909
You remember why vampires are the best now, right, silly dhampir?
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>>11301909
Hahaha, yes.
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>>11301909
Just wondering if I should shove a cabbage up your ass.
These digits will help me decide.
>>11301919
Night.
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>>11301909
I'm the main antagonist. Main antagonists don't die to god damn pianos. Rewrite the script.
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>>11301905
How was Sanic Mania? Heard it was pretty good, if a bit janky sometimes.
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>>11301892
>Karen is Rin who is old Tsuki
It all makes sense now
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>>11301909
>The assassin stares at it with an odd fascination:"...".
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>>11301882
I-I... Let's not do or talk about that again ok?
>Araragi sees his sister laying on the floor
Karen-chan?
>he pokes her with his foot a couple times
>>11301909
>before Araragi can carry his sister away he's savagely beaten by the small vampire and passes out
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>>11301909
This thing would probably do better without the clutter in the background. Who am I to critique really, I'm just a dumpling delivery boy after all.
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>>11301909
Hey, baby...you need a lighter? Don't worry, momma. Johnny's got you...
>Johnny pulls out a lighter out of the apparent void behind his back and sets the woman's cigarette on fire, vaporizing the entire room
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>>11301935
It was pretty enjoyable and quite a trip down nostalgia lane, was also a refreshing experience to be able to play as Super Sonic outside of the final boss.
Fuck the special stages though.
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>>11301922
But how do you make people fear you and know who you are if you constantly leave everyone alive? That's a comfort to them, knowing if they go against you they can lean on the knowledge of "he won't kill me, he never kills the people he fights, I have infinite tries." That's like giving Mario infinite lives and handing it off to somebody, there's no danger! No one will be afraid of you if you leave people alive, you'll be forgotten! And you definitely can't win that way. The villains lose because they never kill the heroes, right? So don't make that mistake! Kill them while you have the chance, and rewrite the narrative! Make them fear you as the monster that kills all who come after it! Be the villain that kills the heroes! That only makes perfect sense, right? I don't see any flaws in my logic here!
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>>11301909
("...I'm not getting lucky with people it seems...")
>With annoyance clear on her face, Julia once again let's out a sigh.
Damn it all... I should be above all this. Just, damn it.
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>>11301909
The low levels of violence in this arena is making me sick! My granddaughter's nursery rhymes are more violent than this! YA HEAR ME, DAMMIT? WE NEED MORE! BAH GAWD THE CROWD LOVES THE VIOLENCE AND I CAN FEEL IT!
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>>11301972
Might pick it up then, thanks.
>special stages
Get good.
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>>11301932
Sources say no.
>>11301933
Rewrite the script? We're preforming it right now we can't rewrite it!
>>11301994
We can rewrite this part of the script if you want though, I don't think that little fagbag deserves a kiss.
Also hey what the fuck was that noise? All the windows just shattered and I'm pretty sure those guys are dead.
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>>11302013
Rewrite it. Make me come back to life as a God and kill everyone.
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>>11302013
>Mabel covers her ears.
Quiet, you stupid-!
>Her head explodes in a glittery blue fireball
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>>11302010
fuck off with that leafy green vegetable
>>11302013
oh yeah? cabbage up your ass with these dubs.
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>>11302013
>Having drowned the frog hero the other day, Zer0 (still dressed as Star) decides to simply stab her through her abdomen. As she writhes in pain on the end of his blade, the assassin turns to face Kurumi, his makeup starting to smear off his helmet at this point.
Your turn.
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>>11301922
Ok, let me just get this first...
>Matt pulls a hamburger out of his bag and sets it on the table.
So if I die, shove this down my throat. I'm ready then.
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>>11302013
My only problem here is who are these guys? I'm outta here.
>Lynn walks off
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>>11302013
>The guttural screeches reverberating from the child deafen Gang till his head explodes.
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>>11302035
oh gosh i LOVE your cabbage farts
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>>11302013
Gah!
>With quickness, Julia looks to the right of the theater. As she did so, the little boy kisses her left cheek.
("I am seriously annoyed at my lack of reading a person's character!")
Next time kid...
>She wipes her left cheek, slowly.
Warn me.
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>>11302059
you know what
fuck you
im out
came here to have a good time and i get attacked like this? the fuck
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>>11302013
>Matt takes a deep breath
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
kurumi is my wife
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>>11302075
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>11302074
Wait, ADACHI!!!
>Runs up, and gives him some Gas-X.
...for the rump trumpets.
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>>11302024
Or what, huh big guy? I'm the director, you fuck with me and I'll make sure you die in every play I'm ever involved in.
You wont last a week in this business.
>Smokes a cigar
>Throws the cigar at Ragi
Fuck off I'm still denying that. We didn't do shit.
>These Jim Ross Events
Fucking hell it's all so canon
Also, Aron, I fucking warned you dude. I warned you.
>>11302035
Not your day.
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>>11302088
You fuck with me and I'll make sure you die right now, director. Put me back in.
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>>11302088
THE ROBOT HAS BEEN SMASHED UNDER POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL! BY GAWD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH, THAT ROBOT HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT!
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>>11302088
>Zer0 can't get a word in edgewise thanks to Jim Ross' stream-of-consciousness play-by-play casting, but when he finally does, he makes his words count.
An atrocious play.
That should be me on the stage.
Me: Star Butterfly!
>The assassin jumps out of his chair and strikes a very cutely feminine pose.
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>>11302088
H-How in god's...how in god's name did I know about this.
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>>11302088
>takes a step to the side so the cigar doesn't hit him
I'm denying it too, you idiot. Leave me alone.
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>>11301986
Maybe normally, maybe normally! But there's something you'r not even considering, kehehe...
I'm not in it to be a villain, or anything like that, not at all! Killing means losing a food source and making people bug you all the time! I'm just in it for fun, just for fun~. So why would I go and do something like that with a goal like that, huuuh?
>>11302045
.......
>After a long period of silence, Kurumi just doubles over in laughter, wings desperately keeping her balanced, before she stands back up and pats Matt on the head.
Aww, I wouldn't run that risk, silly, not ever.
>>11302013
>>11302037
>>11302088
>Kurumi claps mockingly at the non-lethal shishkebabing, only to get shot straight in the face and sigh in annoyance.
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>>11301882
>with a prop gun which is a real gun
lel
>>
Will we be needing another host after this?
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>>11302141
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>>11301882
>deep sleep.
チャンスだ!
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>>11302140
>Zer0 watches Kurumi clap and then immediately get shot in the face and crumple to the ground. He takes a few seconds to process what just happened ("..."), shrugs, and lets a still-alive Tsuyu fall from his blade onto the ground.
Doublekill?
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>>11302140
I get it now. You're a fake monster. And here I thought vampires were cool, now I see the truth. I guess even they're open to being brainwashed into fake evil. Alright, then. I'll make sure to add you to my list of people to destroy on my way to becoming a true monster. There's no room for half-assed evil in this world, only true, indiscriminate evil. People like you are the reason villains always lose in stories. You disgust me, "vampire."
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>>11302088
Crimes. I've committed no such thing! And the only thing that wrong me so, was the fact my title has been stripped away from me... that... that...
>She balls up her fist, trembling with fury and anger.
MY PARENTS ARE TOO DAMN AFRAID OF ME! There, I said it! My only crime, and it is one I haven't even committed... Happy?!
>>
>All those free (You)'s for Karen
HOW
FUCKING HOW
>>
What the FUCK just happened to Saber?
>>11302103
I-I can't put you back in, it's not how it works..!
>>11302145
Probably, I plan on making some events first.
The set wasn't designed for giant wrestler mans, sorry about that... Hey, you okay?
>Sorry, bad net
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>>11302119
>>11302200
RIGHT YOU ARE, PRINCESS ZER0! YOUR POETRY COULDN'T BE MORE ON POINT, BUT BAH GOD DAMMIT, THESE PEOPLE HAVE FAMILIES AND THEY'RE GETTIN SLAUGHTERED LIKE HOGS IN THE SMOKEHOUSE!
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>>11302200
What kinds of events?
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>>11302200
Resurrect me as a God and make me kill the main antagonist and win in the end! The heroes always win, that's not fun!
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>>11302200
Wait, I'm fighting a little kid? Who do these people think I am? Kenny Omega?
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>>11302214
Sorry I meant "after" not first.
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>>11302200
>Blade primed at neck-level, Star Zer0fly dashes towards Julia as someone goes to town on a nearby piano, his dress fluttering as he sprints across the stage, helmet beaming out "D13" as brightly as it can.
>>11302209
>The assassin gives up trying to understand Ross and just agrees with him to appease him.
Uh...yeah.
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>>11302214
I bet it's sex events.
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>>11302199
Karen is a cool dude but I can see how it's annoying.
There are a lot of good RP going on here but nobody read them besides those involved.
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>>11302250
The troll toll event is already the best sex event in this code
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>>11302140
>Matt shrugs his shoulders
Ok, though I don't know what you're worried about
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>>11302183
Awww...I get you now, I get you. You want to be the big scary evil guy, the villain! Who said I was being evil in the first place anyways, huh, huh? I'm just ruled by selfishness, plain and simple~. It's Elis you want for "eeeeviiiil". She's crazy, she's crazy.
>The vampire then reaches up, and tries to pat Garou on the head.
And there's nothing wrong with being a little imp.
>>
>>11302250
N-No, I'm working on my own code. No sex events.
I'd cry too if I were you, Saber. I still don't know what the fuck just happened.
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>>11302103
>>11302057
Just wanted to say that I liked the rock/paper/scissor thing you guys did.
Carry on
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>>11302316
>Lynn jumps out of the way
Jesus, that was too close.
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>>11302316
I think the gremlin thing's a reference to a british cartoon set in a theater
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>>11302316
>>11302349
>The wrestler evades the trap Star Zer0fly set up: ":(".
Darn.
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>>11302270
I might get too caught up in how it tastes to stop.
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>>11301232
>>
BY GOD SHE'S BROKEN INTO 525,600 PIECES!
(How'd I do JR?)
Sorry Zer0, I was really enjoying your breakout role, but it's over now. RIP.
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>>11302277
Of course I want to be the big scary guy!
>He allows the headpat to happen, but he is mildly upset by it!
You always hear about the heroes winning, and when you look into it, the villains are constantly doing things for their "traumatic backstory" or "for revenge," and everything they do is to benefit themselves! What's the deal with that? Why isn't there anyone that just does evil to do evil? Why isn't there anyone that's just evil at its core? That's obviously the reason they always lose! I thought I found a monster that understood like I did.. Listen, you can be happy being a fake villain, but I'm going to be the monster that finally wins, understand? Because that's what's really cool. Not the oversaturated hero that comes in to save the day. That's predictable and boring. I'm gonna be the cool villain that changes the narrative.
>>11302319
>you too
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>>11302368
That's what the hamburger is for, it will bring me back. Or coffee works too, but I'll need to rest a bit.
>>11302398
oops
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>>11302398
>Hey, at least the event appeals to you.
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>>11302200
("He's quick on his feet...")
>With her Ring transforming into a sword, Julia takes a simple side-step... but barely dodging in the nick of time. As the mysterious attacker slashes her left arm.
("Tch... seems he's faster than even me. I need to retreat!")
>>11302316
...DAMN IT!
>Julia punches a wall with as much force as she can muster.
("The people didn't deserve die like that... and by my own hands no less!")
Urgh... no matter, no matter... calm down, just calm down. I'll get through this, despite all of this madness.
>>11302398
>Once again, Julia looks over to the right of the theater. Feeling the woman's lips make contact on her cheek.
.... ("Never with the warnings...")
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>>11302316
Ladies and gentlemen, this event is brought to you in HD quality by our good friends at Sinematic Popcorn, the official popcorn vendor of thrilling Hunger Games action worldwide! And don't forget to add to it with the sauce that brings the case of whupass to you, my Good Ol' JR's Southern Heat BBQ! BAH GAWD IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER!
>>
>>11302425
Julia, that guy >>11302419
is an assassin, you should bring justice onto him
>>
http://poal.me/323zmu
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>>11302141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVKyY-2mSnU
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>>11302398
>After beating the frog girl to death with his rapid punches, Jerry lightly picks up the body.
I'll just powerbomb her though this table to make sure she's dead.
>He powerbombs her through the aforementioned table
Yep, checks out.
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>>11302319
>thanks m8.
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>>11302419
..Okay.
Okay...
Okay, games cancelled.
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>>11302199
Redongo bongos and being ESL.
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>>11302398
SHE'S GOTTEN SMASHED LIKE FRUIT TO THE WOODCHIPPER, HOST! BAH GAWD SOMEONE CLEAN UP THAT MINCEMEAT, THEY HAVE A FAMILY!
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>>11302453
>Not including Chase or Great Days
um
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>>11302462
>kissu
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>>11302398
>>11302425
At least I had to kiss a man this time...
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xMWvzDLl5c&t=1066s
INTERMISSION
No commentary because I'm so fucking flabbergasted as Asgore.
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>>11302464
What is the first language of Karen?
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>>11302479
>Chase
Whatever.
>Great Days
Meme song desu.
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>>11302512
But Great Days is the best one
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>>11302516
I bet you suck Beatles dick too.
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>>11302506
Finally, some downtime. Gotta be sure not to trust these fuckers.
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>>11302510
Nippon
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>>11302510
Nip
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>>11302510
You too?
>>
Lots of shit falling on people's heads, hey is that a safety violation...?
>The director yells back to the crew
HEY ARE WE GONNA GET SUED?
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>>11302414
....Huuuuh? Like...from the graave? What's in the burgers, then? Ooh, ooh, is it angel flesh?
>>11302413
Two of the great evils of man are ambition and selfishness. All evil is selfish at heart! Revenge is selfish, reactign to the trauma is selfish, and evil for evil means that it's because you enjoy it. And guess what, that's selfish too, that's selfish too!
>She grins once more, pulling her hand away.
And you're selfish AND ambitious! You want glory and recognition, and to be the new trend-setter. See what I mean?
>>
Got any hosts next? Got a little something I want to try out.
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>>11302506
https://youtu.be/g0aCa5o00yg
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>>11302584
What is it?
>>
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>>11302574
Damn, I'm good at this.
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>>11302584
You can try me out, daddy~ <3
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>>11302510
Spic
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>>11302450
An assassin you say. Hmm... I have to refuse. I'm merely a soldier and right now, I do not believe now is the time... at least for me, to strike someone in the name of 'Justice'.
>>11302496
Hmph, I guess you did.
>>11302506
Hmm...
("My next plan of attack or movement, should be playing this calmly. Though, I need to handle my emotions, keep them in check. Only kill when the opportunity shows itself.")
>>11302574
...I'm not a fan of cowardly tactics. But... earlier those people... i'm truly sorry.
>>
>>11302582
me on the left
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>>11302584
Something? You've piqued my interest.
>>
>>11302616
>>11302582
Me in the background.
>>
Oh hey, we finally get a proper fucking show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
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>>11302583
From dead to alive, works everytime.
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>>11302583
Of course I do! And there's nothing wrong with being selfish or ambitious or whatever, that's cool! But where you fake villains go wrong is when you insist on leaving people alive or doing something "good" because it benefits you more than the evil choice, get it? That's not what a real monster is! Real monsters always take the evil route! And it's a damn shame there're so few out there that agree with me! Like, for example, villains that team up with other villains. That's stupid! You're not on the same side just because you're both evil, you know? That said, under a normal circumstance I would've killed you by now, but I've got my reasons. Maybe I'll do it some other time.
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>>11302639
WHAT A MEAN, GREEN MOTHER
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>>11302639
Goddamnit all
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>>11302639
You... you coward!
("How could I been such a fool! It was obviously a tr-")
>Her thoughts were quickly cut short as the plant chomp down on her.
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Is Sunset officially gone now?
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>>11302677
yes thank god
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>>11302677
lolno he probably lurking right now
FUCK YOU SUNSHIT KYS
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>>11302677
Not for long. They will be back when able to phonepost.
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And now we're in our final three boys, who's gonna steal the show?
>>11302677
He went off to do military training, so, yes.
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>>11302677
>sunset fucks off
>level of shitposting has been low
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>>11302690
Goodbye everybody
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>>11302700
it's magic isn't it ?
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>>11302690
Rooting the cute anime girl because I'm horny.
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>>11302425
>Zer0 manages to scrape her left arm with his katana as she dodges in time to miss the full brunt of the attack. The assassin glances back as she retreats.
Farewell.
>>11302450
Too late.
>>11302462
>>11302506
>kissu
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>>11302653
Monsters are always ruled by their desires. I'm thinking you're just a softie~. Do what you wanna, do what you wanna, that's the end of it. Even if it's not as fun in the long run. If you life to be my age you'll see the upside to taking things easier!
Buh-bye for now, crazy man. I'm gonna go take a nap, kehehe.
>Kurumi offers an overly deep and fancy bow, before vanishing in a puff of mist.
>>11302644
>>11302718
Huuuh. Won't fix exsanguination I bet, though! Bu-bye.
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O-Oh...
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>>11302802
Oh....
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>>11302765
Yeah, don't catch a cold while you're at it, "vampire."
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Well whatever lmao, show's over kids. Go home!
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>>11302802
Oh.
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>>11302802
Congratulations, burrito. Thank you for the match, dragoon.
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>>11302832
Now's the part where you resurrect me and make me the true winner.
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>>11302810
Congratulations.
>>11302832
Thank you.
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>>11302832
BELIEVE IT!!!
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>>11302802
>>11302832
>claps
Thanks for the show
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>>11302832
These results are more favorable, though the lives of the innocent will forever be over me... such is the ways of war and combat.
I thank you.
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>>11302834
I don't get it. Is Kiritsugu unable to sit properly? Or did Seibah release her Noble Gastasm?
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>>11302832
Thanks for hosting.
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>>11302810
>Star jumps out of her seat, breaking into a loud applause and whistling as she shows her appreciation for the wonderful show, all the while covered in bits of blood from other dead tributes.
Bravo! Bravo! Encore! What a pleasant showing on both theatrical and homicidal skill! I especially liked that Zer0 guy! He played a great Me!
Thank you for the great show Host! And congrats to the lucky winner.
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You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
>>11302841
You win
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>>11302832
Congratulations! My results were nothing to write back home about but I'm okay with that, thank you.
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>>11302841
I don't think so.
>>11302832
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our latest edition of Wednesday Night Showtime! For my partners James Storm, Julia Douglas, and our camera crew in front of all the action, Jim Ross here, wishing you well, UNTIL NEXT TIME!
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>>11302878
Perfect.
>>11302884
What do you mean? The director just said I win, so I win.
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>>11302832
>6 kills
Thanks host
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New thread? 48 or 36?
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>>11302876
>Zer0 blushes again, in the same way as last time. For some reason, he's still dressed as Star.
Thank you.
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>>11302884
Ah, thank you for your blessing sir.
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>>11302832
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Nii-chan for the second place, again.
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>>11302870
I don't think he likes Irisviel's cooking.
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>>11302897
48 my boy
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>>11302897
Are you going to make one?
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Stand by for new thread.
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>>11302970
>sits
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