HG
Greetings, students. Welcome to class 7's games! what's HG you ask? Ask that person named asgore, i'm not wasting my time explaining it. This game is still in beta, so you could notice some silly events and errors. This game is not like any other games, this one has a price for the winner AND a punishment for the last place. The only way to win this is by finding your own happiness, or wait for everyone to die. studying is optional. Now that I finished talking... First 24/36
Araragi Karen
Cara Delevingne
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Julia Douglas
Salad Uchiha
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Zer0
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John Egbert
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Gascoigne
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Draco
Deku
Brownie
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James Storm
Mitsuki Nase
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Reverse Mabel
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FYXE
Elias Ainsworth
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Avafag Killer Stain
A giant dick
>Female
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Ikkun
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Duck Guy
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Phil Kessel
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Statler and Waldorf
Araragi Koyomi
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Ridley
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Lord Escanor
Star Butterfly
The Ding Dongs
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Little Toy Robot
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Tora Amano
Dick Vader
Steve Albini
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Ralph
>>11298523
Oh my god please tell me you're going to pick them up
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Sliver Queen
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Bakugou's Mother
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Audrey Burne
Why do all wrestlers have nude photos somewhere
>>11298539
What do you mean by pick up
>>11298401
>I guess hope would be a better word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aKeU2NqWrE
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>>11298498
And you don't enjoy the alternative as much?
>>11298475
Nika Muratova
>>11298559
Why do you have that knowledge?
>>11298545
>You will never smash this
Fml
>>11298566
As in use them as legit avas
>>11298559
>ewww those abs
>>11298573
Uhm... Uh... S-shut up.
>>11298583
I might
>>11298566
I would think he means to actively field and roleplay as them and not just use the avatar for the sake of filler.
>>11298415
>She pets his head and slaps his cheeck before walking away from him.
>>11298457
>Karen looks at Nii-chan as he stands up and walks away like nothing happened. Raising a fist into the air she cheers him to go on and kick butts.
Go and do it, break the chains of destiny, Nii-chan!
>>11298457
Am I? But if that's not the reason then what is it? Don't tell me I was distracting you because my singing voice is cute as well.
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>11298598
>kissu
>>11298569
I enjoy them both. Fighting and contests. Competition is what really gets the blood moving with the thrill of the fight on both sides. Without it life would be pretty boring.
>>11298592
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Post more Amazon goddesses.
>>11298603
I will show him AND you what I can do.
And... well, I guess it is cute... But you weren't singing, so it obviously wasn't that
>>11298634
I don't have anymore
I just saved it because I thought the nipples were funny
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>11298637
Was it because of my curves?
>>11298629
And if you were forced to choose between one or the other?
Here it is!
>>11298650
And this is how you want to live your life? Saving pictures of funny nipples and pleasuring yourself to professional wrestlers?
A Jedi craves not these things, padawan.
>>11298653
As if I would be distracted by my little sisters body! You were not distracting me, okay?! I was trying to make up an excuse!
>>11298693
Started on the top of the list and I'll end up on the top! Redongo bongo.
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>>11298653
Just ship already!
>>11298693
Let's begin
>>11298654
Beauty contests of course. I am much better at them than fighting. But they both tend to go hand-in-hand with each other.
>>11298693
Good evening background, I am Draco.
I see myself so I'm ready to head out.
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Begin.
>>11298693
Yo! Host!
Give him my spot!
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>>11298693
I wish I had a better district...
>>11298693
Huh, interesting backdrop this time. Best of luck out there everyone!
>>11298693
I swear to you, my partners. This ring and I shall not let you down!
>>11298707
Redongo fuck you.
>>11298695
Don't you go and insult me for my comedic taste master, I can laugh at whatever funny nips I want.
>>11298693
Could be worse.
>>11298727
If that's all, then the game will be begin shortly!
>>11298698
Well, your excuse sounds very convincing to me... Maybe you're trying to take back your words because now you notice it was a bad idea to say it in the first place. Is this the case, Nii-chan? I know you're not stronger than me but you're obvioulsy able to kick their butts. The only way you lost is because you were distracted!
>>11298713
Pardon my lack of understanding, but how? Unless you mean particularly the exercise required to stay in a desirable form. Even then, there are other forms to get that...
And now we start!
>>11298747
Giggling at hilarious nipples on the internet is the path to the Dark Side.
Look into this man's face. This is the future you are choosing for yourself.
>>11298792
Too much sugar is bad for your teeth!
>>11298792
And once again I end up in a stomach
>>11298776
Looks like you have it all figured out... So tell me, what could distract me so much that I'd fall down a mountain and lose the game like that?
>>11298776
You are so much better than the old Karen
>>11298792
Urk...
>As she was done smashing mirrors and breaking glass, an anvil falls directly on Julia's head.
...D-Damn... failure once again...
>>11298779
I don't know myself why it keeps happening, but all the contests I get into end up with me and the opponent fighting each other.
Well maybe not all of them. But a good majority of them.
>>11298792
Well I guess that's a good thing then. I wasn't the brightest in school.
>>11298792
Why..Why would you send me this?!
>>11298792
>Zer0 opens his Hyperion-brand lunchbox, only to find an egg salad sandwich and a can of diet Coke: a meal worse than prison food. Disheartened and confused, he tosses the entire lunchbox over his shoulder while moping: ":(".
Why?
>>11298727
This girl is a cutie. I wish to know more about her. Please.
>>11298792
Oh sprockets, it shouldn't take her THIS long to realize there's no blood to find.
>>11298829
Are you also retarded?
>>11298832
...May I suggest something? You may not be making very much research in to these before you sign up for them.
>>11298792
Hehehehe.
>The girl giggles as she walks over to Reigen's table to grab the special salt he uses during his job. Then he returns and stamps the word ''Sugar'' on front of the bottle.
>>11298821
It wasn't my body, it wasn't my singing voice and neither it was the fact that I was talking to you. So there's only one option! You were looking at my skirt because you're a pervert!
>>11298776
Nice ESL.
>>11298792
Stay away from that girl, she might kill your dick too.
>>11298871
Are you tired?
>>11298800
Oh shit, the numbers don't lie! Ric nips are truly evil!
>>11298882
I'm pretty sure all my neighboors are enjoying it too, after all, they said I played it like I act.
>>11298871
Get the fuck out of here ESL shitter
>>11298882
I'm not even going to comment on what I just went through. Actually, I'd much rather forget it as soon as possible.
>>11298882
>Zer0 watches the old man slip on a banana peel and land on his ass. He points at him and "laughs": ":D".
Hah.
>>11298882
Oh, good morning Miss Draco! By any chance, have you seen the pet iguana I ordered? The receipt said it should be arriving soon.
>>11298882
Alright, I'll go home, just don't tell my mother tried to leave again...
>>11298871
Would you stop questioning my reasons to be distracted if I said that was it? I don't mind being called a pervert, not like it's the first tme I hear it.
>>11298882
That robot causes more trouble... and some students get lost thanks to a skeleton, can it get worst?
>can't read map
um
>>11298941
Promise! I will stop questioning your reasons to be distracted if you accept it was because of my skirt.
>>11298948
I'm pretty sure Mario didn't look like that last time I played it
>>11298948
>The assassin fumbles the cup of water he was holding as he walks by, sending some splashing right onto the man's lunch.
Whoops.
>>11298948
Well, at least now we don't have to see the rest of the games!
>>11298870
Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. I mean the same thing happened here but I'm still enjoying myself.
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>>11298936
Iguana? I wouldn't know myself. I was just told to come by this place for a job so I can get paid.
>>11298965
yeah because you're stupid
>>11298882
You've got somethin' on your mind? If so, quit starin' m'speak, you're startin to annoy me.
>Thorfinn wolves down a basket of bread while chugging a mug of ale.
>>11298948
Here, duck guy, grab these Justice pills. They're special pills that will kill anyone that is a villain or they will cure you from all diseases.
>>11298894
Yes, I see finally you understand.
Now join me. Join the Dark Side and me and you, we could rule this city, Spiderman.
>>11298948
I guess robots weren't made for cooking...
>>11298965
You're not the only one, look at that brat named karen!
>>11298948
>noticing that Bakugo's mom is distracted, Araragi switches her lunch with his own in a split second and hopes that she doesn't notice that her lunch looks copletely different now
>>11298966
Sure, sure, that was it, I couldn't stop wondering why would you wear that, Tsukihi-chan will get mad if she finds out you have been wearing her clothes again.
>>11299004
>Zer0 very gently puts the lid back on the box and puts it right into a garbage can: "...".
Ew.
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>>11298549
Anime pussy is so good I never want an irl gf again
>>11299029
>tfw no gf
>>11298948
If you really feel that way about my cooking, the least I can do is oblige!
>>11298977
Allow me to look this over then. Hmm..."Pet Delivery. Extra for Heavy..." Oh sprockets, this is a bit embarrassing...
>>11299004
I used my experience with Miss Draco earlier to try revamping my recipe! Hopefully, cutting the paprika in half makes it more palatable.
>>11299004
I knew it... There was no way this could end well...
Why don't you punch the map? Maybe it will feel your burning sense of justice and show you the way out of the forest.
>>11298948
Skrýtið.
>Thorfinn swiftly maneuvers towards the dog and gives it a pat on the back.
Easy does it.
>>11299004
Can't help myself when it comes to a meal, food is food they say, but yours is shit.
>>11299004
I think he know what she meant, but did something else instead.
>>11299029
Stay virgin ~
>>11299004
Why am I even trusting you for a second?
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>>11299040
You guys don't want to miss each others
>>11299053
I'd say that was more like a nightmare!
DO HOH HOH
>>11299014
I knew it, I'm way too cute for Nii-chan!
>>11299041
>Karen drops the map and jumps to cling on Nii-chan's body. She wraps her legs around him and embraces him for a ride.
Just don't tell Tsukihi-chan about what I did and nothing bad will happen. Now walk to the infinite and beyond! Out of this forest!
>>11299053
>Trying to hold in his bladder, the assassin sways and dances in front of the boulder: ">_<". In desperation, he chucks a grenade at it, blowing the boulder into rocks. As the smoke is still clearing, Zer0 dashes into the little robot's room and takes care of business..
Sweet relief.
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>>11299040
>After ingesting the trash that was shoved into her mouth, she forcefully spits up fire as it rushes through her throat to meet the trash trying to push itself down, quickly incinerating it before it turns into ash and falls down into her stomach.
>Afterwords, she lets out a cough, pushing the leftover ash that stuck in her throat in a small dark and cloudy puff.
Geez, you didn't have to be so forceful with it. I know I said trash was better than your cooking but I didn't mean it literally!
>>11299040
It's as palatable as a rabbits taint, but it doesn't phase me at all since I'm use to scrapping out the leftovers.
>>11299053
STOP COOKING!
>>11298986
No, I'll never join you! What would mary jane think?
>Thwip thwips away
>>11299118
>Zer0 tries to enjoy the classical music, but thoughts of Ridley's dildo still dance in his head: ">_<".
Help.
>>11299075
>Araragi tried to push away and shake off his little sister
Stop it! Get off me! I can't walk with you clinging on me like that!
>>11299053
We had forgotten how fragile your frame was.
>>11299139
Why can't you?! Just move your legs forward, one after the other and you'll be walking out of this forest in no time.
>She uses her strength on her hands to wrap them around his neck as tight as she can't while rubbing one of her cheeks against his.
>>11299139
God tier rp
>>11299118
Please leave maps to experts. Furry religion brings happiness and sex, I think...
Oh, and never have two bunnies together.
>>11299053
Oh there's no need to worry Mister Vader! I'm just trying to develop a sense so I need some stronger stimuli. I hope.
>>11299095
Sorry about that. I guess it's just one of things I'm going to be naturally sensitive about since I'm coming up against a common factor in life that I'll never really be able to experience for myself.
>>11299118
All right, according to the recipe we add the wine now and - OH SPROCKETS!
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>>11299118
. . .
>Thorfinn rummages over his satchel to pull out a bouquet of beaten roses. He's assaulted by a barrage of mucus as they sneeze their hearts out.
Skrúfið þig Askeladd.
>>11299173
Let's see if it brings victory too...
>>11299173
WINNER NEXT SLIDE.
Some puppets of old people, or a furry with big... orbs. Make your bets if you want.
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>>11299173
Ah, I see. Well so long as someone's able to keep it down, I'll call that a step in the right direction. By the way, did anyone see that camp marker? At least that's what I think that symbol specifies on here...
>>11299173
I blame the dragon
and his eccentric habits.
A dirty lizard.
>>11299235
This isn't gonna convince us about your religion!
>>11299235
Betting on the furfag.
Fyxe is gonna win.
>>11299235
Whatever happens, no regrets. The background's kind words will give me strenght.
>>11299253
You know a lot of people would consider sleeping with me *heavenly*?
Maybe you guys just lack a soul
>>11299235
You can do it, Miss Fyxe!
>>11299167
Don't be stupid! Even if I could walk carrying you like this, I don't know the way out! Just get off and let me take a look at the map!
>>11299235
.... Wait a minute, what?
>>11299296
Congrats no one. Thanks for hosto bosto my negro.
>>11299296
I guess she only grabbed Statler
>>11299296
>no one wins
yes! Suck it! Yeah! YEAAH! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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>>11299296
THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT GUYS! JUST WATCH AND SEE ME W-
Wait what?
>>11299296
>This glitch again
>>11299296
>o shit lmao
>>11299296
>>11299315
Ooooh, it makes sense. Congrats to waldorf then.
>>11299296
Fuck yeah, I love it when that happens.
>>11299296
Did...Did we just force a stalemate? How do we calculate this?
>>11299357
>Waldorf simply shurgs and walks off
>>11299357
>lmao get owned
Thanks for having me.
>>11299357
Ok so I was killed because I didn't proofread the events well enough. My fault.
Remember to fyxe it, okay.
Thx for the game
>>11299291
Aww okay, you're no fun, Nii-chan.
>Karen moves her legs off his body and uses them to stand just to take a step back from him.
There we go! You're free now but...
>She looks down at the map with an idea. The girl crouches down and stamps the map on her face.
What about this? You can carry me AND read the map at the same time.
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>>11299296
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Statler. It was a shame that Waldorf died along with Fyxe.
>>11299357
Oh, it's a "tie goes to the runner" situation. That's a heatbreaker for Miss Fyxe but congrats to Mister Waldorf and Mister Statler and big thanks to our host!
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>>11299366
Someone should make a montage of what just happened lmao
>>11299357
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun.
>>11299421
>reddit spacing
>lmao
Nigger
>>11299417
It's alright Bunny. Thanks for believing in me.
Now I'm gonna go the hospital... bye
>walks out of the janitors closet and slams a stack of pizza boxes on the counter
Pizza time!!
>>11299431
You do know that spacing was around on 4chan before reddit existed, right?
>>11299357
........ well that happened.
Know I know the secret to winning! Bring a friend.
Thanks for the game and congrats to Waldorf.
>>11299421
>that formatting
>unironically using lmao
holy shit please die
Placements
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>>11299417
Thanks for playing
>>11299381
I'll do it right now, and replace you-know-what event too. Thanks for playing
>>11299357
Congratulations.
>>11299478
Thank you.
>>11299478
Thanks for hosting
>>11299478
Thanks for hosting.
Congrats W+S.
>>11299478
And this, for that guy
>>11299400
I'm not carrying you!
>Araragi rips the map off his sister's face
Just walk on your own... Think of it as light workout. Now let' see...
>Araragi looks at the map, checking for a way out of the woods
...
>after several minutes he admits defeat, just like Karen, he has no idea how to read a map
Well, we're screwed, looks like we will have to start a new life here in the woods.
>>11299239
I wouldn't know anything to be sure, quite frankly. . . guess that means we're stuck here stranded in the woods. Not that I've been ever stranded before by myself.
>>11299508
>Thanks for hosting.
>>11299478
>Elias got 5 kills for that event.
Oh shit.
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>>11299542
Thanks for playing.
>>11299478
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>11299562
Elias and Karen as well. Pretty dank event.
>>11299516
>She waits for him to read the map, tapping her foot on the ground until he gives up. A smile draws on her face as she nods rapidly.
Yes, yes, yes! A new life in the woods with Nii-chan doesn't sound too bad. As long as you help me to keep the bears in line.
https://youtu.be/Q3rDhoWcVgQ
HOLY FUCK
>>11299478
Congrats, and even though I wasn't here for it, Thanks.
>>11299726
T H I C C
>>11299702
That's been announced for a while though.
>>11299702
>graphics aren't that updated
What's the point then?
Why did it die out of nowhere?
My fucking god Karen stop circlejerking with Araragi
>>11299814
Because no game and the RP wasn't consistent enough to carry on
>>11299814
fappin to loli porn
My fucking god Anon stop being obsessed with Karen
>>11299814
No one to talk to,
and no game after the last.
The answer is clear.
>>11299856
>massages your feet
>>11299699
>certainly, the idea of a life in the woods, far away from everything, was tempting, but the thought of fighting bears changed Araragi's mind
Karen-chan, we can't stay here, we have to go back. Think about mom and dad, think about Tsukihi-chan.
Have you guys ever had that moment of: "This is where I die."?
>>11299807
I don't get it either. We'll see.
>>11299867
>Enjoys this, perhaps a little bit *too* much.
Is it safe to feed fish food pellets and/or canned ravioli to a cat
>>11299915
no!!
>>11299922
I didn't ask if the cat would love it as a five star meal I asked if it was safe for its health, what's wrong with giving ravioli to a cat
>>11299902
You're a nice guy, Zer0
>>11299940
DON'T!!!!
>>11299943
Sometimes.
>>11299947
I'm gonna do it, it's a stray cat and it has nothing else to eat it's gonna eat some fucking ravioli
>>11299955
STOP! NO!!!!
>>11299976
I already put the ravioli out for it and I put the fish food next to it so it can pick which one it wants more so if it really hates the ravioli it can eat the fucking fish food
>>11299955
WHEN I'M HUNGRY I EAT LASAGA
>>11299994
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11299955
" Onions and garlic are both toxic to cats and since most pasta sauces contain these I would NOT recommend letting your cat eat it. Cats are also carnivores so this provides absolutely no nutrition to them - so why give it to them? Feed your cat a meat-based high quality cat food - not leftover human foods.
I can't believe the comment "If the cat will eat it, its probably ok." That's one of the most idiotic - and dangerous - comments I have ever read. That's like saying "Well my child likes the taste of beer - so it must be ok to let him drink it!" Please don't take these person's very, VERY bad advice."
>>11300016
Okay so give it the fish food got it thanks
>>11299888
Is it when a vampire gets hungry?
>>11300016
But Garfield said that cats LOVE pasta
>>11300031
STOP!! STOP!!!!
i hate cats so i don't want you to feed it, that's what i've been complaining about
>>11300039
I don't know much about vampires so maybe
>>11299872
I know, Nii-chan but just think about it. No one will ever bother you! I'm a good sister so I never annoy you... But you're right, Tsukihi, mom and dad would wonder where we are. So how do you think we should leave this forest? Maybe if I grow a pair of wings I can carry you out.
>>11300120
Aww, don't be like that, Maaatt. What'd you have in mind, what'd you have in mind?
>>11300151
>What'd you have in mind, what'd you have in mind?
what a tongue twister.
>>11299888
>Zer0 thinks back to his and Ezreal's near-death encounter with a yeti a few days ago.
Yes.
>>11300156
Huuuuh?
>>11300192
How do you pronounce what'd, twice?
>>11300192
I want to put this vampire in the sunlight and watch it burn to death
>>11300210
HWAT
>>11300210
There's only so many ways you can, silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lE5PYXeMr8
>The latter.
>>11300223
Tried it, tried it! Didn't work.
Have you ever wanted a game where entering mattered, even if you didn't win?
A game where you could customize your districts and have it play a role?
Perhaps a game that nets you more than a winscreen when you win?
A game that remembers.
>>11300151
Ok so here's the plan.
We "borrow" my buddy's tank while he's busy/asleep. Then we find a huge ramp and floor it. And in mid air we fire the cannon, having the recoil make us do a back flip.
A perfect plan.
>>11300275
>run 24 games
>take the winners and enter them into a game
>give the winner of that erp
Like that?
>>11300140
That would be very convenient, but try something more realistic, like calling 911and telling them we got lost in the woods.
>>11300275
No thanks.
>>11300338
>Karen grabs her Nii-chan's wrist with one of her hands and places his palm on her right ear.
Moshi moshi, Karen des.
>>11300306
But what about the landing?
>>11300275
I once had dreams of a sports themed code where the top 3 tributes got gold, silver and bronze wincards.
>>11300400
>mfw gonna break my neck and still win
>>11300399
Hope we land on the tracks, maybe take a second shot
>>11300400
Way too close-minded. Think bigger, way bigger.
>>11300370
>Araragi doesn't even bother pulling his hand away from Karen's ear, he just stares at her for a few moments, thinking his sister really is an idiot
This isn't the time for silly jokes...
>>11300448
I tried to host a game by kidnapping 24 people and putting them on an island but I only got three tributes and I think the boat rental guys will question why they transport 24 people there but only transport 1 back.
>>11300471
Shut up, Fyxe.
>>11300425
I was told that it was a shitty idea so I gave up on it.
>>11300448
Bigger like what? A tournament or something? Cause that ain't really original.
I try to play HG but this guy keeps kicking my ass
>>11300501
>>11300439
But what if you get hurt? You're squishy, you're squishy!
>>11300501
You mean TheSeth27?
>>11300494
You'll see. I'm only foreshadowing.
>>11300580
No, he means TheGoatste27
>>11300580
What kind of chump are you? He's clearly talking about Eggman28
>>11300457
S-sorry...
>She puts his hand away and flashes a goofy smile at him.
The only problem is that I don't have my phone since I don't have pockets to carry it. Do ou have yours?
>Karen asks and before she can hear a response she slips her hand into one of her Nii-chan's pockets.
>>11300581
Just kill yourself already, Jude.
>>11300607
>Eggman28
>Not Ara_KaRen_arA
>>11300275
>Have you ever wanted a game where entering mattered, even if you didn't win?
That would result in nobody caring about the winner anymore and hype dies down.
Value in exclusivity.
>>11300607
what about Lenny24?
>>11300628
Ara_KaRen_arA isn't even on the leaderboard anymore
>>11300633
I'm not saying the winner wouldn't get more than the rest. Just that getting second place is worth more than being in last, as currently they're both worth nothing.
>>11300672
But the huge gap between all or nothing is what makes it so exciting. You'll see.
>>11300672
You mean what Goob did?
>>11300528
I took an orbital ion cannon to the face, I am not squishy.
>>11300672
When you really think about, we don't win anything of value when we win.
>>11300610
Hmm... I think so, let me che-
>before he can finish his sentence, Karen's hand is already in his pocket looking for his cellphone
My hands work perfectly fine, you know? I could look for it myself...
>>11300679
I understand that. It still is all or nothing, only with a twist. You'll see.
>>11300684
What did they do?
>>11300686
When you really think about it, nothing in the world has value.
>>11300717
water has no value, but it sure is invaluable.
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>>11300685
But what if something weird happens, huh, huh? You can't pick it up!
>>11300717
Reward the second place player with an edit of this >>11300684
>>11300743
I don't want to spoil anything, but no. Every place in the game is guaranteed something.
>>11300753
Well I'll be looking forward to it.
>>11300703
I know but it's easier if I help you find it.
>She keeps digging deeper into his pocket in hopes she can find the cellphone of Nii-chan.
Uhh... Is it here or you have it inside another pocket? I want to see if it the signal is strong enough for a call.
>>11300741
Pick up what? also why do you repeat things.
>>11300770
The tank! I threw the grumpy human girl's once, they're heavy, they're heavy! Would you be able to get it off you if it fell, huh?
And why not? It's fun, it's fun~.
Out of curiosity, how long do I have to sit around before I get the chance to kill all of you again? I haven't even gotten a warmup in today.
>>11300798
I've had to carry the damn thing a few miles before, and I always have a spare beer or 10 in my adventure pack thing.
>>11300768
>Matt watches in concern for the guy
>>11300804
When a good host appears. No one wants a shitty host.
>>11300768
You're just making it unnecessarily complicated...
>Araragi slips his hand into his Karen-hand-free pocket, takes out his cellphone and hands it to his little sister
Go ahead.
>>11300837
Huuh...alrighty! Should be fun~.
Ooooh...is that your ability? Do you get stronger the more drunk you are?
>>11300804
As long as it takes, as long as it takes! Get comfy!
>>11300856
As long as we're not hauled off to another theatre I've got no complaints, then.
>>11300875
Monsters don't "get comfy," the only time we're "comfy" is when we're.. Doing monster things that you're too young to hear about. I need action, I need a hunt. Something to keep me occupied and inflate my reputation. What's the point in just sitting around?
>>11300804
As long as it takes for you to make the first move buddy. Rooooock....
>>11300875
Nah I just like to drink, though I do get kinda stronger with beer. I mainly do sword shit.
>>11300915
Who do you think I am? I'm a monster, monsters don't.. They don't play.. This is just..
....Paper...
>>11300912
So no theater code, right?
>>11300946
It's not very fun to hunt people down when they've got their asses planted in velvet seats, is it?
>>11300965
I'm goooonna host it!
>>11300939
...Scissors...
>>11300912
You shouldn't talk to your elders like that, little boy, looks aren't everything, they're not!
>Kurumi snickers in to her hand with a grin.
I know aaaaalll about being a monster, don't lie, don't lie! Sometimes you just wanna sit around all day! Fighting and hunting isn't everything...just almost everything!
>>11300933
Awwww...I thought I finally figured it out too, I did...hmmmm. It's gotta be something, it's gotta! No normal human could ever be that strong!
>>11300992
This style of RP fits Trump more lol
>mfw Magnificent Seven
>>11301001
>What
>>11301009
The movie?
What do you think hon, roguishly handsome or handsomely roguish?
>>11301018
Believe me!
>>11300979
Don't do it.
>>11300987
..SHOOT!
>Garou throws down his hand, it's rock
>>11300992
You get it too? It's just common sense, right? Hunting, striking fear into everyone, becoming that fairy tale beast everyone bands together to fight, it's all just natural, isn't it? There's nothing we monsters want more! I barely ever find people who get it like I do. You're a monster too, then? How many heroes have you killed this week?
>>11301037
evens: Do it
odds: Don't do it and go work on my own code
dubs: host 3 games
>>11300992
I Don't know, I just swing big swords and take big hits. Somewhere along the line I just got REALLY good at it.
>>11301050
0 is an even number
>>11301050
Only if I get to be the main character, damn it.
I want to fill Mitsuki's tight pussy with my seed
>>11301063
That it is, gimme like... 3 minutes to set up
>>11300861
Oh! Look I found it!
>She grabs the phone with a smile on her face and slides her other hand out of his pocket. Then she uses the device to call for someone to pick them up. During said conversation she walks away for a second just to return with him.
There we go, Nii-chan. The pizza will be here in less than 30 minutes.
>>11301037
SHOOT!
>Gang throws his hand down, it's scissors.
>He shoots an intense glare for that dramatic flare.
New thread or just use this one?
>>11301128
New
>>11301100
Haha! I win!
>Garou makes the motion of crushing the boy's scissors with his rock, maybe a bit too hard, ending up being a pretty much full on punch.
I've only played this game twice, but I'm technically undefeated! It's only natural, though! I wouldn't blame you if you went home and curled up in bed out of depression after that crushing victory.
>>11301087
Eh? Pizza?! You were supposed to call someone who could get us out of here! How is a pizza going to help?! How is it even going to get here is you don't know where we are at?!