Save the Princess thread Hot Lizard Makeout edition Previou

Has the map for The Collectionary in AnOn's Bizzare Adventure part 6: Waifu Ocean been finished?

>still no save the princess battle royal where a bunch of anons fight each other to the death for her

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reposting
>>11293419
And then anon and the princess doubleteamed the lizard amazon... or the lizard singleteamed them both or whatever...
Anon and the princess learned that it's better if they join forces to beat their enemies... or fuck them, I don't even know at this point. THE END

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from what i can tell about the way awful hospitals universe functions, an anon would be the most terrible power possible.
think about it. in that world, perception shapes reality, to the point where carrying someone elses id starts to body horror you into them.
but how does anon percieve everything? mspaint doodles and hilarious sexual hijinks. hed be phage levels of oblivious to the horror around him. but that just effects how he sees things. his perception hasnt got enough weight to effect anything except for him.
but then theres us.
theres so many of us, and we all share anons perception. and you can bet your butt that wed register as a force in that universe.
so anon, who is delusional, would actively warp reality to fit his delusions because theres so many of us experiencing them and therefore they must be real.
hed totally disarm anything.
>>11293501
i havent even started it. i got distracted by the thread last night.

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>>11294581
This is how anon sees Eyeslob.

>>11294688
Is this thing contagious? It looks like it's made of pure ebola

>>11294740
It's made of 50% blue man and 50% universe cancer

>>11294761
hey, things have the gall to exist, the cake has to retaliate

>>11294780
The Parliament's main problem is it retaliates with weird flesh mutants instead of sexy flesh mutants. Retaliating with sexy flesh mutants would raise it's assimilation success rate by at least 60%.

>>11294809
what do you make of that one shot we saw of what looked like earth swamped with the stuff?
thats burned into my head because of how big a WTF it was.

>>11294828
Three possibilities:
>It's Earth as perceived by a person infected with the plague
>It's a different planet where the locals use meat technology but like the style of normal non-flesh cities
>It's Earth but in the future after Old Flesh has taken over

>>11294882
>It's Earth as perceived by a person infected with the plague
i didnt even think of that and i feel silly for it.
that sounds exactly like what the plauge would make you see.

>>11294581
When do you think the map will be ready? Because I can't do my part of the quest until I know how The Collectionary is assembled.

>>11294918
Considering the last few pages had how Willis perceives Fern (a walking mass of all her potential Slob-forms taped together), I'd wager we can't trust our eyes half the time.

>>11294958
Techically, we can trust our eyes 100% of the time because everything is true somewhere. It's just that sometimes the truth we can see is not the truth we need to see.

>>11294995
anon cant get there and staple boobs to everything fast enough

>>11294957
im hesitant to post what i have as it has several details that id like to keep secret, involving the top floor, the vents, one of the labs, and a couple of other places

>>11295137
How do you intend to communicate it to me while keeping it secret from everyone else?

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>>11294688
whatever it is, let it spread

>>11295170
you got an email?

>>11295170
if you both have tumblr, use the chat

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>>11295209
Amazing, it looks nothing like the original!

>>11295256
its all in the mind

>>11295212
But sharing that kind of information would expose my power level!

>>11295209
Is it fucking a cell?

>>11295410
devientart? twitter? tumblr? discord? skype? kik? omegle?

>>11295472
The only one I have out of these is discord, and other people know me here too!

>>11295544
just shoot me a DM
Dr.zootsuit #7413

>>11295577
Thanks Zoot

>>11295647
P. S. How do I shoot DM?

>>11295666
add me to friends

>>11295666
You find a tabletop game in progress and shoot the guy in charge. This should be easy enough with your Satan powers.

>>11295671
OK, it's late where I live though so I'll do that tomorrow because I'm going to sleep now. Bye everyone.

>>11295711
gnight

>>11295427
it's hugging it

>>11295891
But I can clearly see the DNA transfer organ pressed against the cell

>>11295209
That's adorable, fuck.

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You're lost in some spooky woods. Youre not quite sure how you got here. the wind whistles gently, blowing dead leaves around wildly. The trees have creepy faces and you dont think you like it here.

>>11296885
Talk to the nearest tree.

>>11296885
Why does it fell like someone is going to shill us a shitty browser game riddled with viruses and transactions at us in this forest?.

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>>11297018
>>11297015
"Hey kid, you 25 years old?"

>>11297062
"Yeah."

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>>11297138
"You own a computer?"

>>11297163
Hold up a Microsoft Tandi.

>>11297175
what the fuck is a microsoft tandi. google is giving me nothing.

>>11297237
An old, bulky computer.

there's a sevre lack of eggs and oviposition
>>11294314
>>11293419

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>>11297175
"yeah, youll do."

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>>11297420
"COME ON IN HERE"
a portal opens within the tree, and you find yourself swept inside of it.

>>11297436
Jibblies
Jibblies

>>11297436
And we end up.. in the Darkwood.

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>>11297488
>>11297459
You have no idea where you are.
what do you do?

>>11297676
>Pumpkin Moon
Look over towards the West. There should be a Gothic Cathedral with some sick-looking gargoyles.

>>11297676
Ponder if there's a princess that need saved in the darkwoods, before heading off to find something along those lines.

>>11297676
Find the missing pieces of the Master Emerald.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGAvaUZOqXc

>>11297676
eat a tree pumpkin!

>>11297676
>>11297723
If we're in the Darkwood, at night no less, we'll have to deal with shadows, dogs, savages, man-spiders, banshees, Chompers, and giant swamp lizards...

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>>11297717
there is a cathedral, as well as an entire town. you dont really know how to describe it. the word burtonesque seems appropriate.
>>11297733
you make a note to keep an eye out.
>>11297745
you thought it was a string of decorative lights, but it looks like it may actually involve small pumpkins.
you really wanna eat one?

>>11298007
Might as well. Need a road snack as we head for the giga-cathedral.

>>11298145
Sounds good. you pluck one off the string and take a bite. as you head down the hill, it hits you. theyve all got little carvings in them. which one did you just eat?

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>>11298321
doh

>>11298335
The one with a bunny carved into it.

>>11298335
The thunderbolt one, for it is the coolest.

>>11298335
Bat!

>>11298797
The thunderbolt is indeed the coolest and so it shall be!

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>>11299240
>>11298797
you feel odd. this is perhaps because your heart has stopped beating.
theres an electric shock however, and you feel your body return to life.
POWER GET! FRANKANON!

>>11299420
Neat. Is our new sweater 100% cotton?

>>11299617
according to the tag, its mostly wool.

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>>11299843
i swear to god

>>11299848
Well then, onto the town and let's see what we find!

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>>11299858
you reach the edge of town. the place seems nice. anything in particular you want to look at or for?

>>11300234
Batteries. Frankanons eat that, right? If not, then something sour.

>>11300234
Let's head for the Cathedral.

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>>11300342
you wander towards the looming mass of the cathedral. despite it being the dead of night, the town is very much alive. at least, it seems, only technically.
you find yourself in a sort of town square. bustling businesses surround the plaza, and many people are around.

>>11302710
Hmm. What's the mummy-gall got for sale?

>>>/v/388800351

>>11293419
Bump

>>11302921
Fuck the mummy-gall (not literally, at least not yet), let's help the little wicth girl out.

Rump

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>>11293419
What is going on with the booru? Do I need account to see all the pic or is the picture count bugged or what?

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>>11307122
child posts don't show in the search, you have to click in the parent image and then in the message above

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>>11307122
Child posts

>>11307153
>>11307158
Shit, so I have to click on every pic just to see if it has child posts? Is this getting fixed anytime soon?

>>11307122
there is also this quest where succumom is tagged as momccubus
http://princessbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=436

>>11294581
Awful Hospital sucks dongs. Bogleech\Wojwick or whatever is a chode.

>>11307175
I don't think so. Next/previous option has been broken since forever too

>>11307153
>>11307158
>>11307182
>>11307202
I can definitely see why they let people create their own boorus for free then. Thank you all for the answers, I'll just have to deal with clicking every pic then and checking for child posts.

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>>11307182
that quest is missing this pic.

>>11307182
>assimilation quest
That was a fun thread

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>>11307244
Second page

>>11307254
It is any way to put it in the correct place?

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>>11307265
I don't know.

>>11307201
Things aren't automatically shitty just if their maker is shitty, you know?

>>11307122
Speaking of the booru, I can't access it, or any other booru for that matter. Do you guys know what is causing this?

Did /v/ have some princess saving thread today? I think i missed it

>>11307861
>>11302980

>>11307838
99% sure I won!t be able to help you, but either way you should be more specific, "can't access it" is really vague. Screenshots help if it's showing you anything worth a screenshot, also try checking the browser console when loading the site. Might also be adblocker fucking the whole page or I don't know if it's possible, but maybe some global mod or admin banned you altogether.

>>11307861
We had one about krakens but the thread was barely active and died.

>>11307883
I could make a screenshot but it would be in Russian and I'm on my phone right now and not the computer. Also, this happens both on the phone and the computer. It loads for a long time then displays a message translating to "page failed to load".

>>11307921
If you're from russia, couldn't it be your ISP blocking it? Didn't you guys have some kind of censorship of websites with gay porn and other degeneracy?

>>11307950
IDK, maybe? That sounds like a realistic possibility.

>>11307973
Try it through a VPN or proxy then, maybe it'll work.

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Continuation of the Movie Quest
>Proceed to mating dance with Scorpion-lover.
>Scorpion waifu makes fun of your small penis.
And so, the Movie Quest concludes, with anon and scorpion waifu happily together...
>>11294581
...And Collector quest having an unusual guest appearance, which will act as a temporary distraction from lack of Collector Quest until Zoot makes the map.
What do?

P.S. Zoot, are you here right now?

>>11308646
P.S.P.S. what are your thoughts on Movie Quest, everyone? Do you like how it ended?

>>11308646
>>11308657
Nice overall. I enjoyed it. Good ending, IMO

>>11308646
Aye, I am. I'm currently on my phone, as my computers entire power strip won't turn on.
I got a rough sketchy of the map done, but it's in my computer.

>>11308958
I was asking because I wanted to send you the discord friend request to get the ability to talk about a quest without alerting anyone else of the secret stuff. Are you capable of using discord on your phone?

>>11308646
Any suggestions on what happens next in the quest?

>>11309210
>What happens next in a Quest that ended

>>11309240
>What is the whole right half of >>11308646 image
Are people here incapable of seeing PLOT HOOKS(tm)?

>>11309030
Did you receive the request, Zoot?

>>11309250
Ah, my bad. In that case, "Butt."

>>11308646 Drawfag here, I have real life stuff to deal with, see you tomorrow

>>11309340
Thanks, friend. Good luck.

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>>11309319

>>11309984
"Buuuuut"

>>11309984
Butt!

>>11309984
B U T T
U T T T
T T T U
T T U B

>>11309984
Anal orifice

>>11309984
An overwhelming desire to type out "butt" and submit it comes over our fleshling.

>>11309984
Fine then. DickButt

>Nobody posted this
>>>/v/388851503

>>11313700
Good thread, ended abruptly though.

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>>11313700
>died before I could post this
Shit

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>>11313700
>Jannied just as I notice it on the catalog

>>11315955
fuck! when things were getting interesting

>>11315955
Rip.

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>>11315955
>no mummy cat on futa princess

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>>11316193
we were so close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDhPsYeK-jU

alright /trash/ go to your drawing program RIGHT NOW and draw a qt princess

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>>11316518
well nobody did that so here's a mom-squid thing I did previously

>>11313700
>literally nobody wanted to guck the mummy except for a few people
I'm not sure whether I should be disappointed or not.

>>11318380
We talking before or after revealing her as Nephrakitty?

>Mario's been making a map
Neat.

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>>11319378
It's his rendition of /v/ the Game's map, which is something /v/ has been doing recently.

>>11319432
Yeah, that's what I was referring to, although he's only doing the top-left quadrant.
>Some guy and his pet sloth invented Cold Fusion, then accidentally dropped it in a volcano
Best lore I ever wrote.

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>>11316518
Why draw a qt princess when you can just order one right to your door?

>>11319465
Oh that's beautiful.

>>11318435
Before.

>>>/v/388889169
You're objectively wrong, futa on futa is the most heterosexual form of sex viewable.

>>11319465
Also that counts as a new Princess Quest.

What kind of Princess you want?

>>11319586
Homosexuality is sexual attraction to one of the same sex/gender/whatever in this case. Sexual attraction to one such as yourself in genitalia.
Thus, Futa on Futa is Gay. Female on Female is Gay. Male on Male is Gay.
>>11319621
I'd like me a red-headed lightweight ~7 foot tall, pale-white skin with weight gain serum accessory.

>>11319637
Futanari cannot be male for they have female reproductive systems and genitalia. Futanari cannot be female for they have male reproductive systems and genitalia. Since they are neither male or female, they are thus not the same sex as male or female and thus both a male and female watching futa on futa would not be homosexual, much like a male who watches female on female isn't homosexual. Ergo, it is the most heterosexual form of pornography viewable by humanity.

I'm not replying to a retard who ignores what I say to play mental gymnastics with himself. I mentioned nothing of watching porn.

>>11319621
The one on the third row with the light purple dress.

I'm not replying to a retard who ignores what I say to play mental gymnastics with himself. I rather explicitly said "form of sex viewable" indicating I was talking about pornography. If he's too retarded to understand that, he's too retarded to argue with.

>>11319621
>>11319621
Black-Haired Pale-White and Athletic with Scorpion Chitin on areas such as Hip, Thighs, etc, along with a Scorpion Tail and Claws.

>>11319667
Can it also come with thicc and some weight gain potions.

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>>11319637
>>11319667
Should have went with Amazoness Prime. What do we do to pass the time?

>>11319812
Anon grows a beard and watches the entirety of One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach.

>>11319812
Watch every Kamen Rider series.

>>11319812
Watch every episode of Teen Titans Go! on perpetual rerun.

>>11319812
Teach yourself magic.

>>11319812
Pick up Japanese, you've been meaning to do that for a while. Maybe >>11319830 and >>11319832 will help you out with that.

>>11319812
Stares at a "Hang in There!" cat poster for the full duration, not even bothering to eat, lest his devotion to waiting waver.

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>>11319830
>>11319832
>>11319851
>>11319863
She's here! How do you greet her?

>>11319990
Open the door and welcome her in like a proper gentleman. Irrelevant of what she says, the first response is "Y-you too." We seat her down for lunch, she's probably starving.

>>11319990
Put on a fedora and call her "m'lady"

>>11319990
Fabricate a disguise that makes you look taller. Her height's 7 feet, we wouldn't want to be seen as a manlet!

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>>11319990
I got your back

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>>11319998
>>11320027
It has to be food that a typical /trash/man or a /v/irgin would have.

In other words, whatever is in YOUR fridge.

>>11320293
Macaroni and cheese with a side of freshly-squeezed lemon juice.
>That face in panel 3
Time to magically lose the beard.

>>11320293
Eggs

>>11320293
Mash potatoes lightly buttered with salt. Also french fries.

>>11320293
Shake some of that weight gain serum accessory.h on aforementioned food

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>>11320339
>>11320348
>>11320369
>>11320429
What happens next?

>>11320722
Shave beard, but keep the stache. It's easy to have a shitty beard, but hard to have a shitty stache.

>>11320782
'Stache build, best build

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>>11320782
>>11320871
Amen. Also bonus points for whoever gets what song Anon is singing.

>>11321155
Gauze up the lower half of your face so nothing gets infected.

>>11319660
>this amount of damage control after getting BTFO
top kek

Up

b

>>11321155
Oh god, my sides.
Also, she must eat all the eggs.

>>11321155
bitch hasn't even touched the taters
give her some more words of encouragement before seeking medical aid

>>11321155
I love this scenario.

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>>11310019
>>11310048
>>11310118
>>11310134
>>11311294
>>11312856
What next?

>>11324170
How interesting.
Well then, the Butt Anon-worms begin amassing into a small princess-like form.

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>>11321188
Man, you can NOT catch a break.
>>11323593
>>11323974
She did
>>11324153
Then you'll really love this

>>11324366
Why did the princess grow an extra pair of boobs? It's not like I'm complaining.

>>11324398
They're fat rolls

>>11324366
We fall over on the ground, writhing in pain as Batman changes back into Bruce Wayne.
The Princess comes to our side and answers our dying* wish: Keep on eatin'
*We're not actually dying, but it sure as fuck feels like it.

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>>11324272
The anons decide to combine, but are unsure as to how exactly should their bodies be combined. Anons, decide where your position is in the princess's body!

>>11324970
You can either post an image of how your anon fits into the body or describe it in words. Heads and bodies of anons can be attached to the body separately, with separations as detailed in the image. One anon-worm per anon, you can't make suggestions for multiple worms because each anon is only one worm.

>>11324366
>"Bueno"
>hug from behind

>>11324970
I don't know how to arrange the anons, but the crown must be the dorito the butt-anon fell onto.

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>>11324459
Now cracks a pervert heart. Goodnight, sweet anon.
And flights of thicc catgirls sing thee to thy rest.

>>11325067
Sleep well, sweet host. We shall see you on the morrow.

>>11324970
They just sort of keep multiplying until they form a giant amalgamation that can be quantified as a "Princess." Crown is built from leftover snacks on the theater floor.

>>11325162
But there can only be as many of them as there is anons responding to the quest.

>>11325221
I see. Well, in that case, let's invade our old host and take over their body!

>>11325282
What do you mean by "old host"? Because Eldritch Princess is already gone with The Collector.

>>11325302
Oh. Shoot.
Well then, Anons start gorging on snacks until they're big enough to amalgamate into a Princess-like form;.

>>11325368
Sure, that they can do. Also, they can already amalgamate into the princess even without the size increase, they just would be a small princess. The prompt in that image wasn't actually "how do they become a princess", but "how do they arrange their bodies together in the princess form".

>>11325442
Ah I see. They just melt together with 1 ?+mouth on each tit, one on the (toned and trim) belly, the cutest one on the face and one on the left ass cheek.

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Well I actually expected people to use the given components rather than straight-up suggestions on appearance but if you don't want to use the method I'm describing your suggestion is good too.

>>11325660
Intended to respond to >>11325535.

>>11325660
Hmm. That could prove difficult, but I will try my hand.

>>11325751
Just select the parts from the left screen and drag them into the right one until you get a roughly humanoid shape

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>>11325660
how? like this?

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>>11325776
Here is an approximation of what I had in mind with 2 leftover head-spheres.
>3 arms
>nice butt with tentacle-leg-thing
>rabbit tail, but a claw instead of a pomf
>2 head-orbs for boobs

>>11325820
Pretty good. I'd like to see more variants, if just to see what people can come up with.
[spoiler]also does she have three tits[spoil]

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>>11325845

>>11325912
Reminds me of Molly.

>>11325930
Molly had legs.

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>>11325845
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all

>>11325955
Hence why Is aid reminds and not "Is that Molly?"

>>11325966
>>11325912
>>11325828
>>11325820
Man, Wallflap fucked up this batch of slobs WAAAY more than he usually does. Wonder if Eyeslut dumped him again and he's taking his anger out on these poor souls...

>>11325992
It's too legless to be normal Molly and not EXTRA THICC enough to be mommy Molly.

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>>11326002
Hard to say. This one's not even glued together.

>>11326039
Wasn't there a jayslob in AH who looked like a bunch of asteroids?

>>11326088
I think so. But damned if I can't recall the page.

>>11326092
It's in Jay's diary page.

>>11326039
Is it possible to make eyeslob using these parts?

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>>11326253
Sorta.
*oriented away from viewers

>>11324366
NO BURSTING WAISTBAND CAN DEFEAT THIS BONER

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>>11325153
I'M BACK
>>11326457
You're god damn right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcdmq07u2T8

>>11329515
Holy shit.

>>11329515
>5 hours
That's not healthy, man.
Anyway, what has Princess been doing while we were unconscious?

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>>11329615
1. I actually slept for 7 hours between MOOPR 6 and 7
2. I live in California so I was doing normal stuff during then
3. Pic related

>>11331085
Look around, realize our Princess is missing and call up MOOPR to get this sorted out.

>>11331085
>Inb4 we've only been unconscious for like.. four hours

>>11331085
Isn't Sydney like 7 feet tall?
Just sit on those 2 hoes, girl.

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>ywn tenderly love an amazonian-esque princess because she's trapped inside a 700lbs glorified fishing knife.

>>11331302
>The sword is secretly a Princess
Shocking, truly.

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>>11331166
>>11331199
Well that was helpful
>>11331249
Thanks for reminding her

>>11331940
>non-preceptive
I think you meant perceptive, but that works too.
>Being one incapable of ordering people to do things

Anyway, as it turns out, Anon lives across the street from the place and follows a trail of food all the way to his Princess.

>>11331940
This: >>11332141 but when he gets their, Sydney is munching down on the last remnants of his fridge while using two other Princesses as couch-cusions.

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>>11332141
Dang, I always misspell that word for some reason
>>11332364
I'm meeting you half-way on this one.

Well, I guess they're running the next decision.

>>11333329
I think you should reconsider the idea of becoming fatasses, desu senpai

>>11333329
If you manage to eat enough stuff to balloon to her size, you'll be free, because she'll fall off!
Be warned, however, the one who gits big the fastest will push her onto the other one, crushing them.

>>11333329
Use explosives! Explosives are always the answer!

So how am I supposed to find the princess threads on /v/ when there aren't any keywords in the OPs that I can search for?

>>11334493
Use your eyes!

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>>11333375
>>11333557
Meanwhile, Anon is...

>>11334493
'Save the' or just 'princess' should work

>>11334582
Anon is busy exploring the labyrinthian facility. As it turns out, it's also a portal-testing facility, the new home of the Sphinx who is on her period and being a total cunt with the riddles, and dealing with a catomancer who accidentally casted furpocalypse in the fucking maze, spreading thousands of cats all over the ground and walls, making traversal exceptionally difficult.
He'll get there eventually.

>>11334493
Buckfilla Anon didn't make a thread today in honor of Vermin. May be one tomorrow.

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>>11334582
trying to figure out how to turn a sword lady back into an amazonian princess

>>11334939
In the meantime, this Anon runs into some trouble...
Lewdragons!

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>>11334609
That is very specific
>>11334939
You better actually have snickerdoodles.

>>11335461
Checking back on our ladies, it seems one of them has succeeded in their efforts to free themselves!

>>11335461
Surely the couch would have outright exploded under the weight of dem princesses

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>>11335491
Since we're on #15, anyone enjoying the story so far?

>>11336036
Yes, I've enjoyed it every step of the way thus far.
Brittney is gone, some Necromancer just bought her and they shipped her off in a box.
Anon and Anon+Sword part ways and Anon finally finds his Princess in the Lounge of How the Fuck Did I Get Here?

>>11336036
>Observe, grasshopper
>Not "fathopper"
Close, but no cigar.

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>>11336059
>Necromancer
>just bought her
I'll do you one better

>>11336595
Anon and Princess rush at each other.
Anon is propelled backwards due to the Princess-only-field on the room, but Princess meets him the rest of the way, bear-hug style.

>>11336595
I gotta sleep, but before I go, I bequeath to you, 1 (You) and the request, "Reunite Anon and Princess and return life to happy times in Anon's apartment.

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>>11336624
Try and tell me that last line isn't the cutest thing you've ever heard.

>>11334624
>in honor of Vermin
Wait, has Vermin died already?

>>11334939
Are you going to join in on the collaboration quest started by the sword image too?

>>11338792
>vermin dead
Fuck, whenever I tried to submit a vermin I was always late.

>>11338815
I can relate to that.

>>11336933
It was not the cutest thing I've ever heard, because of two reasons: first, cuteness depends on context, and a short, assholish autist with stilts and a shitty moustache is the worst context one could ever think of. And second, I didn't hear it, I read it.

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Made this setting in illustrator. thoughts?

>>11339067
I can't wait for the sharkgirls

>>11339133
im just giving a template for somebody to trace/ adapt over. so that they could adapt it into the simple style.

>>11339167
i could try to design the shark enemy before somebody else does tho.

Top

>>11336933
That was quite cute, yes. Your faces are always some of the nicest things.
Anyway, we take our Princess home and make sure she's well fed, forevermore.

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>>11336643
All in due time, Anon. The ride is almost over
>>11338867
It's a fair cop

>>11340922
Anon calms down, mistakes were made , but now he's free and has his maiden and hopefully she won't run off with all his food again this time when she accidentally knocks him unconscious.
The end?

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>>11340948
>The end?
You gotta roll for that

>>11341473
Anon and princess fug. The rats get a spin-off

>>11325535
But do we still have a penis/some penii?

>>11341473
Anon scores

>>11341750
Woo!
Also, I vote eating binge and then Anon scores.

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>>11325535
You can now change what color you are.

>>11341854
I'd prefer a nice shade of blue.
Also, devour the Rat.

>>11341854
P.S. what next?

>>11341854
Let the assimilation begins

>>11341898
we prototype now

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>>11341750
And that is the end of our story!

Thoughts? Concerns? Criticisms?

>>11342801
Overall, great. Your style is pleasant, albeit a bit messy. You are good at improvising where need be Overall, I give the quest an 8/10, I loved it and would love more.

>>11342801
I liked it, but then again, I'm a degenerate fat-fag.
Also, can we get a "several months later..." epilogue image?
>That stilt on the dick
10/10.

Die not, produce, make many.

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>>11344297
Took some time but here you go

>>11346562
Fucking perfect.

>>11346562
dumb swordanon shoulda gotten himself some Brand New Acme Stilt Company™ Stilts™

Another bump.
Have the people who posted on the princessbooru in 2016 ever say something about the sudden resurgence in the booru's activity?

>>11350443
'oh shit who are these fags'

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>>11351388
Those sharks better be some attractive, chubby shark girls, otherwise what's the point?

>>11351408
Why the fuck do so many people here have a fat fetish?

>>11351408
im just providing the scenario.

>>11351493
cause this is the /trash/ board?

>>11351493
I just do, friend. I dunno why.

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>>11351493

I regret to inform you we require a new thread now. For we have just expended our last Bump.

>>11352809
No, we haven't expended the last bump yet at the time of your post. NOW we've expended the last bump.

>>11352837
What OP image should we use next?

>>11351493
Because their bad taste in art spreads over also to their taste in women.

>>11352946
I suggest the rat mecha fight.

>>11352976
Done
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>11353031

>>11352837
Actually, I have some bad news for you. The way 4chan counts Bumps is something along the lines of:
>Is Sage active?
>If Yes, continue
>If No, no bump
>Is the post # of this Post (relative to total posting in a thread's count) < (not </=) the Bump Limit?
>If Yes, Bump
>If No, don't Bump
This means, for /trash/, the 300th post does not bump.

>>11353071
I'm tired, reverse the Yes/No on the first one.