/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #49 >Tig

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I was told that someone was banned? Who was it? Were you not comfy enough for HMOFA?

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Birb for new thread.

New thread yay

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Oh, have a super comfy image to start off with as well.

>>11290650
Aww yiss

From the last thread
>Recovery
https://pastebin.com/W4iK2iwR

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I won't be back to make and updates or post much for today. Sorry if anyone was interested in my stories, but if it makes you feel any better I'll probably become a proper regular from now on.

From last thread as well
>BHA : Readjustment (Unfinished)
https://pastebin.com/ZR0qbn3L

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>>11290200
>tiger edition
Welp. I now officially have an apex predator fetish. I blame all of you for my unquenchable thirst.

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>Tiger Edition
Awesome. Thanks to the anons for the kind words on Aquaphobia last thread. Sorry I didn't get a chance to thank you all sooner before the thread dropped off. I might have cut it a little too close to dump it before the bump limit.

Gonna try to get another story out sometime for the new thread.

>go to bed
>spider-anon and anywhere but here both update
its like some weird curse

>>11291540
When you least expect it Anon.

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>>11290650
Did you make this one too?
Good stuff.

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>>11291269
Just read Aquaphobia, that's some pretty good shit right there! Nice work dude.

>>11290993
>YWN have a "apex predator" tiger grill
>YWN engage in various, fetishy scenarios with your predator grill
>YWN be stripped naked trying to hide and avoid her in the forest
>YWN be inevitably tackled and caught
>YWN be pinned onto the ground as the naked tiger claims you as her prize and prey
>YWN have her sniff and lick your body while slowly moving down to your crotch
>SWN begin lapping up and toying with your dick until your breathing becomes ragged
>SWN stop just before you cum, giving you a momentary break as she compliments your "taste"
>SWN have coitus with you until you both cum
>SWN lay on top of your naked form and whisper soft compliments into your ear
>YWN have sex with a tiger grill after erotically roleplaying in the forest

Why even live?

>>11291876
So you can masturbate furiously to those thoughts Anon.

Can't wait for that politician story.

>>11290200
Heh looks like Tony the Tiger. Or Toni the tigress.

>be anon
>really fucking love cereal
>really really fucking love Frosted Flakes
>get transported to anthro zoo world
>your favorite cereal has a female counter part in said zoo world
>Toni the tigress
>by some magical greentext occurrence you end up shacking up with her
>eat cereal out of her ass
>cum in a bowl of her Frosted Flakes
>pure bliss between apex pussy and sweet delectable cereal

I hope game anon comes back

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For anyone who cares
Teether the /yeen/ refugee here
(Chapter 7 now updated for Anywhere But Here)

>Anywhere But Here PART 1 CH1-5 [human(m)xmultiple hyena(f),violence, femdom, smut, pseudo-penis, intersex, romance, drug use]
https://pastebin.com/u3k83bNp
>Anywhere But Here Part 2 (UNFINISHED) (CH6-)
https://pastebin.com/NefkP7gz

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>>11292753
>eat cereal out of her ass

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>>11292753

>>11292933
Keep up the good work.

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Flat is justice

New chapter of Comfy Green:
>https://pastebin.com/GM5CUNLb

I hope you enjoy and look forward to more in the future.

>>11292753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH0z00t8OlM

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>>11295018
Flatmasterrace here

It saddens me that Charrs are the only females outside of /scaly/ that actually embrace their flat chestedness

Wish there was more good anthro flat

any suggs?

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>>11295168
>ywn lick the pads of your large charr waifu

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>>11295218

>>11295168
>>11295218
>>11295231
Sorry, this thread is for female anthros, not cuntboys. Please move along to another thread.

The price of compassion COntinued

>The Next day
>you awake , eat breakfast and get downstairs to work
>someone is dropping off their Old Camero for a tune up and for you to check all the fluids etc
>youre draining the oil from the car when your phone rings
>you look at the screen and see that its chickenman coming through for you
>you tap the "accept call" button after taking of your oil stained gloves
>"hey man what up" you say as you bring the phone to your ear
>"I have a job for your raccoon friend in one of our shipping warehouses" he says to you
>"Cool man, i appreciate the help, text me the address and details for it"
>"No problem, just let me know when i can drop off the Pontiac"
>"whenever you need"
>thats one problem solved
>you head upstairs
>"Lilith" you call as you enter the apartment
>"Whats up?"
>Her head pops over the railing of the loft
>"i got you a job at a warehouse"
>your phone buzzes receiving a text
>you look at it and read off the details of where and when
>"7 am? to when? she says after you finish reading
>"7am to 3pm" monday through friday, you can wear whatever al long as you dont have open toed shoes. you get $15 an hour and can get overtime and holiday pay" you recite again for her
>She wiggles her ears and you can hear the swishing of her tail from here
>"YAY!" she says flying down the stares before she tackles you in a hug
>"Thank you"
>"dont thank me yet, we have to go get cloths and you need these"
>you toss her a key ring
>"wha?"
>"a key to the place and a key to that old 1992 camry in the parking lot" You answer before she can ask
>"WHAT!? Youre giving me a car?!" she says bouncing around, her ears wiggling like crazy
>"Borrowing"
>you sometimes have people bring you cars that they want diagnosed only to find they dont want to pay that much to fix it
>you always offer to buy them so you can fix them and re sell it

>>11295439
Charr aren't cuntboys. They're Charr.

>>11295439
>"it smells like cigarettes, the radio is a bit wonky and the AC is broken" you say "but itll get you from point A to Point B"
>"you sure this is ok? i mean i.. i have a license and everything but what about insurance and gas?"
>"ill cover the gas till your first paycheck and its insured on my plan since its one of my project cars" you reply nonchalantly
>"now lets get moving we have to get you cloths"
>you hoped she wasnt like every other girl ever that you went shopping with
>if she was this was going to be an all day affair because she literally needed EVERYTHING
>as far as you could tell she didnt even own underwear
>you go to the local Anthro district and find then the mall withing said district
>she needs special cloths to accommodate her tail and paws
>she had been barefoot..er barepaw when you invited her in to your house
> take her to the local cloths store. cheap enough, had everything and it lasted.
>it wasnt designer but still fine
>Shes rushing around picking out everything she can
>"whoa whoa whoa, this isnt a shopping spree! pick 5 of everything."
>"huh?"
>"5 shirts, 5 long pants, 5 skirts or shorts, 5 pairs of underwear, 5 bras, if you want more later you can buy then"
>"oh..ok" she says looking a little bummed
>"hey cheer up" i said YOU can pick them. i just limited how many"
>"ok then" she lights back up and starts trying stuff on
>"Anon how do i look in this"
"Lilith i dont know how to judge this stuff, Just pick what you like"
"Hmpf youre no fun"
>you finally leave 3 hours later with a very happy Raccoon and a much lighter wallet

1 month later
>Lilith has been filling out in a sense
>as in shes put on weight
>But thats good! she was just skin and bones when you met and she has gotten more food then before
>She loves her job as well
>you both agreed on rent prices (it was just to offset the food , electricity and water increase)
>you wanted her to save money to be able to move out eventually

>>11295538
Call it what you want, its got man chest.

>>11295168
I have a flat solgaleo girl

>>11295559
> right now shes sitting next to you in the loft playing videos games
>she bought assassins creed and is playing it
>you never liked the gameplay style but enjoyed the story so youre just watching
>you look at her
>she was wearing a small Nightmare before christmas shirt that showed off her midriff and some short shorts
>her now filled out body was totally different
>She had b cup breasts and a smal ltummy
>but her thighs and ass were huge
>she had the classic Pear shape that puts most human models to shame
>you often find yourself looking at her without realizing it
>right now shes yelling at the TV
>"jump up! fucking jump, UP! DO YOU YOU PARKOUR...FUCK!"
>her character jumped off the building she was trying to climb
>you laugh
>"do you wanna do it?" she says narrowing her eyes at you
>"fuck no! i hate the gameplay of this game!" you respond
>"Well the games you play are too hard!" she says angrily
>"git gud scrub" you respond earning a soft whap from her tail
> you and her get along well enough that she texts you while shes at work
>she bought a phone and a plan and shes surprisingly good with her money
>plus you enjoy the conversations with her
>shes very interested in your world...well your old world
>the fact that there are no Anthros blew her mind
>in turn you ask her about the history of this world
>apparently Humans started appearing in the 1500s and thats where the human population came from
>of course they were boosted by Anonymous humans
> youre cradling a beer and watching her fail at climbing a church or something
>she doesnt like beer much but she enjoyed Flavored liquors
>whatever
>you check your phone for the weather
>winter is giving you a huge fuck you and sending a huge thunderstorm as a fuck you to your business
>no one wants to drop of a car in the rain
still you dont need the business you just like keeping busy
>you decide to go to bed and you get up
>"youre going?" Lilith asks
>"yea have fun" you answer and go down the stairs

>>11290650
>dog nose
God dammit, the rest is so good.

>>11295052
Part one where?
It might be better to link a metapaste that links the others. That or make pastes visible after the first week or so once bots won't grab it any more.

>>11291615
I tried to make the shadows a bit better, but things got out of hand and I got rid of the shirt.

>>11296118
Dog and fox noses look very similar.

>>11290765
enjoy the comfort.

where the fuck is chickenman?

>>11296104
>you go to bed and hear the thunderstorms hitting
>queen had it right "thunderbolt and lightening very very frightening apparently"
>you head a knock from your door which wakes you
>"A-Anon?" you head Liliths voice
>"Yea whas wrong?" youre still half asleep when you answer
>"C-can i sleep i h-here with you t-tonight? i..im s-scared" she stammers out
>"yea kay" you say still half asleep
>she crawls into the bed and snuggles up to you
>"T-thanks Anon"
>shes shivering
>"S'ok" you say turning away from her
>you feel her on you and you turn towards her again
>"wha?"
>"can you hold me? im scared"
>"kay" you absentmindlyly open your arms and she snuggles in
>you wrap your arms around her and fall back asleep
>at 6 am her alarm goes off waking you both
>you jump slightly and are surprised to find her in your arms before slightly remembering she asked in the middle of the night
>she get up and leaves the room
>its still raining outside
>you fall back to sleep
>shes a cute girl and youre glad to have her with you here
>You'll be sad when she moves out
>but she was independent and would probably move out as soon as she could
>you were happy to help her


thats all for now.

>>11296193
Just to preface, I really like the picture. It's just a shame to see it do that wrong.
It's got a few specific features that are wrong, rather than just being a generic canid face which would be more justifiable.

It's way, way too chunky; fox faces taper to a point, but it has a fairly consistent depth. Look's like a labrador or a malamute or something. I guess it's not helped by it being a common snout shape for dog breeds often used in TV or film.
Also, the top is concave, when it should be convex, but that's more a cartoon style thing that I have a personal gripe with. For me it exaggerates the above problem.

Of course, the real crime here is that the brush is unacceptably long and fluffy.

>>11296581
I'm on a date with the person who inspired jasmine. I told you goys I wouldn't be on today. I'll be on in 12 hours though.

>>11296151
Oh, sorry. Here's a paste including links to parts one and two and to another green I made:
>https://pastebin.com/ArV8R7Uc

Sorry for the inconvenience.

>>11296669
*short
Jesus fuck what is wrong with me

but yeah, just to reiterate it's a sweet picture nevertheless

Field here, I still haven't slept. I'm going to tonight though, then I'll get back to writing.

>>11292933
Dude I love your story so far! It just keeps getting better

>>11294140
>>11296967
Thank you. currently 1/3 through the rough draft of the 8th chapter.Currently, I am hoping to only do a couple more chapters and stay under 40,000 words. I might be able to stay within my chapter limit but I think I am probably going to go over 40k. We'll see, I see the story probably going over those limits instead of under in the long run

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breed the bunny butt

>>11297036
Putting a bun in the bun's oven.

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>>11292753
>by some magical greentext occurrence you end up shacking up with her
>eat cereal out of her ass
>cum in a bowl of her Frosted Flakes
The escalation here is hilarious. I also thought you were using "a bowl of her Frosted Flakes" as a long-winded analogy for pussy.

Now I can't remove the image of Toni screaming at anon mid-sex to "Frost her Flakes" and so on.

>>11293520
Source on pic

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>everyone here shits on the species with spiked dicks
>some female animals have spiked clitorises
What now fags?

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>>11299143
Two words:
Full force.

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>>11291876

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>>11295018
>>11295168

>Flat is truth

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>>11295168
>Wish there was more good anthro flat
>any suggs?

A couple, Anon. You might try exploring the Armello fandom

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>>11299491

Or you might try Zootopia

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>>11299522

A note on Zootopia - no humans.
So you're not going to find much of the topic this thread's about.
Lots of flat ladies, though, not just Judy.

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How can human women even compete?

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>>11299522
>>11299491
ehh I've looked through most of the zootopia stuff. 70-80% of the time it seems like people can't help but give her gaint hooker titties. Its the same thing with the Undyne fandom. I love the character but the main character is either flat, has pecs or just small tits (its kinda hard to tell becuase pixels and such) but 80% of Undyne is Mega milk


>>11299566
Also I've read all of this comic. Its not particularly visual but the deal with her hyena genitals is interesting


(Pic: best judy pic IMO)

>>11292933

Gave it a read; good stuff! I liked the changes you made and I hope we get to see more of Eve and meet Delilah. Also; I got a good laugh out of Tyler's idea of seduction.

In the spirit of proof-reading, I was able to find the following typos. All occur in chapter 6, I didn't see any in chapter 7:

Line 179
>your one lucky girl
Should be - you're one lucky girl
Line 187
>you clench your bleeding left face in your hand.
Should be (I think) - you clench your bleeding face in your left hand.
Line 228
>Your not hurt are you darling?
Should be - You're not hurt are you darling?
Line 236
>Angel said with a vile in her voice
Should be (possibly) - Angel said with bile in her voice
Or maybe - Angel said with venom in her voice

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>>11300018
Thanks! I'll be sure to go back and change them!

>vile
yeah it was supposed to be bile. dammit I thought I changed that

>your/you're

for fuckssake. When you try your hardest to get all the your/you're s and they still slip through the cracks. These motherfuckers are going to be the death of me haha.

thanks for helping my proofs

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>>11291876
Why even fucking live.

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>>11301473
>Miura

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>>11300185
Why does that guy hate floats so much?

>>11302133
It's a landslide. You should try it.

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so someone posted this last thread

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>>11302395
i made an overthought doodle

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>>11302409
Nice.

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>>11302395
Decent movie. Translation is surprisingly not total garbage

>>11302395
>>11302543
this looks like a direct to walmart movie. What is this?

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>>11302569
Sheep and Wolves. A Romanian film if I remember correctly. They tried to release internationally with mixed success.

Cute girls though. You can't tell, but that squirrel is supposed to be a MILF

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>>11302395
Foreign Furries?
Foreign Furries.

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>>11302703
That sheep has like one rule34. 1 more than the officer girl. This needs to be fixed.

>>11302752
I agree. We need less sheep porn, and more tigers.

>>11302703
>>11302752
Source?

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>>11291876
>>YWN have a "apex predator" tiger grill
>YWN have a cutie feline to hang out with
>YWN cudde during a storm with her
>YWN have breakfast with her while she tries to sneak your bacon
>YWN chill out and watch jojo with her
We don't even get a jojo chicken place. Why even bother.

>>11302395
Cant decide iff I'd rather fuck the sheep girl or the wolf girl

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I'm back from my date. Any writefags online?

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>>11303100
A Chinese modern reboot of an old cartoon of theirs, Inspector Black Cat. Famous for a cat officer that killed bad guys. Bullet wounds, blood and all. Modern remake replaced the gore with waifus. Fair trade off I'd say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTabEbfGHwo

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>>11304186
>girl cats are actually cats instead of humans with cat noses and cat ears

>>11293520
doublelift doujin

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>>11303356
>Cuddle during a storm with her
Cute

>Rain is your second most calming sound to hear
>Consistent, drones out the odd noises of the house, and helps with gently falling asleep
>But your most favorite sound to hear is definitely your sleeping tiger GF's breathing as you spoon with her on the couch
>With the rain having cancelled any outside plans either of you had, you both settled with watching a movie while sitting together on the couch
>As her eyelids slowly lowered, she closes the distance between you and her until she began laying on you, finally leading to where you both are now
>While not as quiet as the sound of rain, she snores in her sleep with the hint of a natural tiger growl with each breath out, the vibrations reaching through to your chest
>Her tail is snaked between your legs and twitches at every strike of lightning, but she remains asleep
>The softness and warmth of her well groomed hair across her body is second to none
>Just the contact you're sharing with her will settle in the stead of a cover or sleeping aid, as no part of your body remains cold and your ability to stay awake to watch the movie to the end becoming harder to do by the second
>What finally finished you off was a soft snort from your tiger girlfriend and her schooching backward into you before sighing happily and resuming her snoring oncemore
>You quickly join her in slumber as the movie plays on
>Suppose you can always watch it again with her some other night

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>>11291876
>Apex predator
>Choosing a tiger
Think bigger.

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>>11305125
>Orca

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>>11302158
>it's a landslide
not yet.

How do people find there human X female anthro?, I tried e621 but you can't search male with female

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>>11304759
Nice greentext. Very comfy.

>>11306014
human_on_anthro, -gay, female. Gets you almost entirely HMOFA results, and you can still add a species.

>>11306104
>-gay

Its better to put -male/male

>>11304648
Sorry but I can't find anything on that you got a link or sonething

>>11302543
>very thinly concealed bottle of Jagermeister
Well played, Russia/Romania/Misc Eastern Europe.

>>11306126
Is that tagged as often?

Okay so one anon said he'd be interested in my detective X biker chick Story so I'll give it ago sinse it might be fun. The synopsis was in the previous thread.

>Special agent anon is working at his desk at Human Bureau of Investigation, it's anon's job to investigate murders in the anthro part's of the country that anthro justice department's can't due to the evidence can be tampered with all the fur landing on the victims body

>"Hey anon!" - David Fynch; the head of the bureau pokes his head into your office, he was anon's friend in the academy who lost his hearing after a drug dealer elephant blew his trunk in his hear, "we gotta victim up in redwood pines - a high schooler - could be a hate crime".

>What does the local law have to say on the situation? Agent anon asks, "I don't know about coleslaw, but I do know there not, shall we say, the most friendly when it comes to Humans, so expect to be pulling the train car by you're self this time son"

>Okay thanks David and give your classic thumbs up to eachother before he walks away, agent says smilling to himself, even though he's partially deaf he still holds no grudges towards them - he really is a nice guy.

12 Hours later

Special agent anon arrives in the Red wood pines: it's a quiet out of the way town hidden away in the hills with tree's a tall as giants with the sky wrapped in a blanket of rain filled clouds, the air is cold and the roads are damp from recent rain with only the sound of your car around as if there's no life form.

>>11291876
Judging by the number of replies, seems I'm not the only person here that's sad you can't snuggle with a tiger.

>>11306215
Agent anon arrives at what must be the sheriff station, a tiny box of a building, with only "Red wood Pines Sherrif department" on the front. It's has only 3 patrol cars outside so it must be pretty peaceful crime wise, Anon walks him to talk to the receptionist at the desk a female golden retriever she's too busy being ingrossed in her magazine to notice anon

>Um, excuse me
>Obviously hearing agent anon his tone quickly change,
So this must be the welcome party
>Agent anon thinks to himself
>Miss;
anon draws his wallet with his id like a gun slinger in the West
>Special agent Anon I'm with the HBI is the Sherrif around? Anon said in a demanding tone like anon we're telling her.
>Uggh she slowly closes her magazine and storms over to a door down the corridor as anon brisk walks to keep up her
>She arrives and pounds on door while giving anon a glaring look "here's here~" dropping in decibel and walks back to her desk
>Come in... You hear a deep and tired voice from behind the door

Anon walks in he sees the sheriff of red wood pines he's a droppy eyed beagel who looked like he hasn't slept in days he's wearing all plaid with a cowboy hat sat in dark room with only the cloudy sky as light peeping through the blinds

>Hi agent anon nice to meet you holding out a hand for a handshake
>He just stares at anon's hand inhales a long breath
>Yeah...so you're here about the human...
>Um, yes sir agent anon replying like lighting compared to the Sherrif
>Cause we anthros are just too stupid to solve human murders right¿ Talking more at a normal speed
>No not at all we-
>You think we're just going shake and scratch like a bunch of Fucking animals around bodies¿! Is that it!

>>11306549
>The Sherrif is now starting to get mad
> No it just DNA it just males it harder to look for human and anthro hair follicles so we like to just narrow down to humans.
>Please, I'm not trying to offend I'm just trying to do my job sir.
Hopefully that will calm the situation Anon hope's
The Sherrif exhales again but more of letting out emotion then being bored
>Fine... sorry for the outburst... Don't get many of you smooth- er I mean humans around
That smooth remark must be a slur towards humans but he wasn't doing on purpose
>Let's start over... My name Joe
Joe puts his paw out for a handshake this time
>Anon; special agent anon, but you can call me anon
Anon says smiling at Joe while shaking his paw
>Well...I better take you to the coroner's office then breaking into a soft reciprocating smile

>>11306657
Anon and Joe arrive at the coroner's office to look at the body
>Well...let's go talk to wojowski
Anon walks into a cold storage room of bodies to see a possum jotting things down on his notepad standing over which is probably the victim
>Hey Doc joe takes his hat off
>Hi, Dr Wojowski? My special agent Anon I'm with the-
>Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah, I know I'm not stupid so how you liking red wood, nice huh¿
Wojowski talking like he's running out of oxygen or had 20 cups of coffee
>Yeah it's-
>Too bad all the bumpkins and paw draggers around here though, not me though, I don't have time to care about that stuff So you want the deets?

He stares right into anon's eyes while smacking his pen on his notepad
>Okay, female; goes by the name Annie brooks
19, died by blunt force to the skull died instantly, had alcohol in her blood stream,and a partridge in a pear tree
>Do we have any suspect's Joe?
>A few Anon,but nothing concrete,
>How about witnesses?
>No one has came forward but she did have a friend we were going to question
>Should we start with them?
>No you should probably ask the trees first.
Wojowski chimed in to the conversation
>Okay we'll check it out thanks doc Joe puts his hat back on and Joe and anon walk out the coroner's office.

>>11306826
Anon and Joe get back into the car
>Well he was... different Anon states to Joe's while starting up the car
>Yeah he's a strange one but he a good guy, he certainly has no problem with Humans
>Sorry about before I didn't mean to snap
>Back at the police station? It's ok Joe water under the bridge as they say as anon pat's Joe on the shoulder.
>Now, let's go talk to this friend of Annie's
>Joe directs anon back to the police station and you wait for the suspect to be brought in by Joe
Anon spots the receptionist making coffee
>I'd love some coffee if you don't mind
She blanks anon and goes back to her desk
>thats ok...
>Suddenly Joe walks in
>Welp I got her, she wasn't at school she was at home skiving
Suddenly she walks in; A slender snow leopard walks in, she's wearing tight shiny leather pants with a classic biker jacket, eye's were blue as the summer sky and had Rebellious eye dye colour to match she had this look on her face like she'd kill you without hesitation
>Okay Ellie in room 1 please
She storms off into the room slamming the door
>Joe exhales ...god what happened to her Stacy
>I know she's usually so timid, the receptionist replies behind the reception desk
>What's her story Joe? Anon interested in this 180 character change of this apparent angel
>Not much Joe replies rubbing his forehead >20, last year of studying, a friend of Annie >good as gold, now an sudden attitude problem
>Better go inside and talk to her anon reaches for the door

>>11306974
Anon and Joe go inside and see Ellie crossed leged and arms folded staring around the room with inpatient look on her face, Joe and anon sit opposite of her

>Hello Ellie...I'm sheriff Joe barber and this is >Special agent Anon from the HBI were going >to ask you some questions is that ok?
Ellie is silent
>Well, Ellie you were friends with Annie brooks correct¿
...
>Can you tell us what you were doing last night
...
>Joe is trying to be a friendly and nice to Ellie >as possible but Anon doesn't.
>Okay Ellie, why don't we see if you want to >stay in the cell for the night hmm?
Ellie give a long pause
>I was at home. Ask my parents.
>Finally thought agent Anon
>Did Annie have any enamies?
>No. Look I haven't done anything you can't >hold me
>Agent Anon and Joe look at eachother and >sigh
>Okay you can go
Ellie storms out the room letting out frustration sighs
>She knows something but what? Anon talks >to himself under his breath
>Well I'm beat, will call it a day Anon.
>I'm going to see where she goes, anon and >Joe head for the exit of the sheriff department
>I'll call you tommorow Anon
>Ok Joe good night
Suddenly you see Ellie getting on her motorbike closing her helmet and speeding off into the night
>Anon heads into his car and heads in her direction

>>11307102
Agent anon speeds away into the dark night following the sounds of Ellie's powerful motorbike and he notices a speeding sign and now can get her to talk

Anon puts on his siren
The small lights ahead get bigger until he can this black figure in front of the car
>Going somewhere¿ Agent smugly asks Ellie closing his car door while getting out

Ellie takes off her helmet and rubs her paws thought her hair and swishes her bright blue hair
>Anon is mesmerised by her
She glares at anon her head still facing forward
>You stalking me creep?
>Only when people break the law anon says in a playful manor standing next to her bike, Ellie is still facing forward
>I know you know something Ellie
The response was silent with only the sound of the engine
>Ellie starts drowning anon's voice out with revving
>Drive carefully... citizen, anon walks back to the car
>Anon and Ellie both disappear into the night going separate ways

>strong anon here back from work.
now i go to school.
ill continue with Price of compassion when i get back

>>11307403
Didja ever want anyone to go through your pastebins and edit spelling/grammar for new readers?

>>11307438
eh i could do it but if someone wants to i wouldnt care

>>11307387
Agent anon heads to a bar he saw a sign for a few miles back, anon pulls up to this cabin themed bar it's loud and full of smoke with 80's guitar rock on the Jukebox filled with unsavery customers. Anon finds a booth to himself when anon spots Wojowski sitting at the bar stool, anon becons him over to this booth and he sits down
>Hey you doing up this hour? You mother was an owl or something
>Anon chuckels and takes a swig of his beer
>Nope, just relaxing, we haven't got anywhere
>You interview that biker chick friend of her's he slurs as he points anon's chest with his beer bottle
>Yeah but she didn't talk just sat thier anon says disappointed
>Looks like the cat got the cats tounge Wojowski laughing hysterically at his own joke
>You know she wasn't always like this Wojowski stares at the back of anon's seat
>Her and Annie was inceperabel I still can't believe she's gone god knows what Ellie is going through, they were the only two human and anthro friends in this whole town, got bullied alot for it, but as long as they we're together they didn't care what the world thought

Suddenly a bunch of trucker's come walking in
>Hey!, Go back to where you came from smoothie!
The bar chatter falls dead silent with only the sound of the Jukebox mellow guitar plays
>It's a free county! Wojowski replies to the truckers not looking at them
The truckers come slowly to the booth the sound of Thier boots getting lowder on the wooden floor
>This is my bar. It's OUR bar. So you better leave
The truckers have cornerd anon and Wojowski in
>Unless you wanna end up like that dead bitch they found the truckers sinister laugh sends chills down anon's spine, but anon is filled with rage
>That's what you get you humans try and go out of your comfort zone.
Anon stands up on the verge of fists, Wojowski holds onto anon's arm
>Let's call it a night
The truckers let you out and you go outside
Wojowski gets in his car anon gives him a box of assurence that he'd be ok
Suddenly two of the truckers come outside
>I thought you were Fucking off!
>Anon turns around fist's clench
Suddenly a pipe comes out of the darkness and hits agent on the head his friend manically chuckels and they both leave
Anon still doozy gets in his car and drives away

>>11307786

>>11307102
Hey dude, I'm reading this so far and is starting to touch my curiosity, however...

Your style of writing is confusing me a lot.
My first language its not the english, and maybe I'm not the best to give tips of writing, but reading your story is like throwing words on the google traductor.

Lets start with something easy to spot, like, sometimes I lose the track of who is talking
>Hi agent anon nice to meet you holding out a hand for a handshake

Okay, if you only read this, your brain will give you the message that sheriff is saying this "phrase" to Anon.
But when you keep reading...
>He just stares at anon's hand inhales a long breath

Now you are starting to realize Anon was actually the one saying this to the sheriff
See what I mean? You have to indicate who is talking

A way you can fix this is putting these " " when someone's talk

For example:
>"Hi, agent anon, nice to meet you" said Anon, holding out a hand for a handshake
Another one: >>11306826
>"Hey Doc" Joe takes his hat off

(Also, I forgot to mention this, you have to use more commas to not make a salad of words.)
See now how big is the difference with putting " " and some commas?

I saw more mistakes like this and others on your story and I hope some writefriends here can give you tips about greens, (Like I said, I'm not one, and my english is very limited, even this post surely have some grammar issues)

And I hope to see more of your work!

>>11308067
And then I saw this... >>11307387

>Going somewhere¿ Agent smugly asks Ellie closing his car door while getting out
>¿

Spanish, right?

>>11308101
I believe he is the portuguese guy.

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mousies have the perfect height for waifurs

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>>11295018
this

>>11308101
>>11308067
Okay anon thank you for the tips, this is my first time writing before so I'm very poor at it I will make sure to make these corrections when I add more thank you for the interest :)
I'm not that guy you mentioned just really bad grammar.

>>11307818
Agent Anon drives off into the night his head is pounding, and feels queazy, agent Anon pulls over to the side of the road to get some fresh air, then his eyelids felt heavy and passed out.
When anon came too he was proped up by his car door, with a red light on the other side of road. A figure is emurging thought the dark, it's looked familiar. It was Ellie

>Ellie dabs anon's forehead with cotton wiping away some blood, she must have a medical kit on her bike
>"Uhh, my head" growned anon "how long was I out"
>"I don't know" replied Ellie "I was riding past and I saw some headlight's so I decided to check it out, how'd this happen?"
Ellie now on both knees eye level with anon
"Umm, some, some truckers...and a pipe..."
Ellie stands up immediately
"Ahh, they did this cause you're Human didn't they?, God!."
Ellie kicks anons car door in frustration, she calms down almost as quickly as she got mad and attends to anon's aid, she gently grabs anon's chin and moved his head for any more cuts scanning all over anon's face.

>I'm sorry...for the inconvenience Ellie
Anon looking down at his tie in embarrassment
>"Shhh it's fine, I couldn't just leave you by the road side, those truckers might have found you"
>Ellie's voice makes anon feel safe and can her kindness coming though the warmth of her voice
>"So...this the first time you've given first aid to a Human?"anon now looking directly into Ellie's eye's
>"No... I had to help Annie out when the local kids used to throw rocks at her" Ellie has now noticed anon's gaze and stares into his eyes back
>"You Humans; So kind, yet so fragile..."
An awkward moment washed over and Ellie quickly gets up and heads towards her bike
>"W-wait!" Anon trying to get her to stay but she's already on her bike
>"Don't worry you'll be fine for driving" Ellie closes her visor "but I wouldn't stay long"
Anon standing upright and against his car as Ellie revs her bike
>"Things tend to go bump in the night" then, she speeds off into the night leaving anon alone
Anon dusts down his trousers and gets back into his car and heads for a motel

>>11309279

>>11309321
I'm tired so I'm done for today I hope you enjoyed it, I think I'll call this Story "redwood pines"

>>11309216
>She does all the moving and gets angry every time you reflexively buck up into her hips
>She complains about you making her lose her place
>Says shes going to have to start the page all over again slowing her hips to a crawl
>The desire for release is becoming torturous but you still need just the right hint of stimulation
>She doesn't oblige going at her own pace and slapping your hands away every time you try to grab her hips to speed her up
>You'd almost hate her for it if she wasn't the best lay you ever had
>But damn did she not make it easy
>You can tell she gets a thrill out of torturing you like this with your cock stirring deep within her
>You suspect she isn't even reading her book at all

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>>11309397
lol

>>11291876
>"apex predator" tiger grill

IF YORE ON TOP, YORE BETTA

IF OI'M ON TOP, OI'M BETTA

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>>11309488
Shit like this is why we can't have nice things.

>>11309488
I didn't know that happened. Makes me giggle though.

>>11309488
How the hell could she tell it wasn't her fiancee? Is her fiancee not human?

>>11309702
probably his sona

>>11296581
>still all god things must come to an end
>you dont even bother waking up to your alarm
>its still raining hard and you get a text from Lilith
>"will be home at 11ish, i got invited to a party see you then"
>You answer it "dont drink and drive call me if you need a lift"
>"ok"
>she didnt need to keep you updated she just kinda...did anyway
>you finally roll out of bed and decided to not even bother opening up the shop today
>its raining hard and the last thing you need is water pooling in the garage
> so you spend the day playing video games and catching up on shows you'd fallen behind on
>night falls
>you make dinner and leave a portion for Lilith in case shes hungry when she gets back
>11 rolls around
>no lilith
>12
>still no lilith
>1 am and your phone rings
>its an unknown number
>you pick up
>"A-anon" you hear Liliths voice
>its Shaky and it sounds like shes crying
>"lilith where have you been ive been worried sick" you say to her almost scolding
>"I-i need you to pick me up from the police station please"
>Youre flabbergasted then Angry
>"You need me to WHAT!??"
>shes fully crying now
>"Please i promise its not for drunk driving and ill explain it but please come get me"
>you remain silent for a second
>"please Anon youre the only one i have"
>fuck
>"ok ill be there as soon as i can"
>she gives you the address
>there had better be a good explanation for this

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>>11309488

>>11309836
I hope this doesn't get depressing.

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>>11309840

>>11309858
uhm maybeeee?

>>11309836
>youre making small talk with the Golden retriever Anthro behind the counter of the booking section when out shuffles Lilith with a doberman anthro prison gaurd
>"You Anon?" he says gruffly
>"yea thats me sir" you respond
>he huffs and goes to undo the handcuffs on Lilith who is refusing to look you in the eyes
>"youre free to go miss" he says in the same gruff monotone voice
> you turn from Lilith and start walking out the door
>She silently follows you
>You unlock the car and get in and she gets in the passenger door
>"Give me one good reason why i had to just pick you up from jail Lilith"
>"i-i-i" She stammers in a whisper
>"Out with it! tell me what the fuck you did!" you yell making her jump
>"i broke a guys nose"
>you didnt expect that answer
>you had expected drugs or something
>"You did? why?" you exclaim
>"I-i.. i dont want to talk about it" she says tears welling up
>"No, i need to know why i just had to pick up the homeless girl ive been fostering from JAIL" you demand
>"he...he raped me what i was a teenager"
>your heart sinks and grows cold
>"what" your tone is not one of anger anymore, its pure concern
>you start the car and get driving home
>shes crying silently and shaking
>you put a hand on her back
>this changes things
>you wanted to break the guys nose and every other bone in his body
>"lets get home and eat"you say in almost a whisper "then i need you to tell me everything ok"
>"o-okay"
>the ride home is quiet aside from the few gentle sobs you hear from lilith

>>11309876
>when you get home you start warming up Lilith's dinner while she showers and changes
>when she finally comes out shes wearing a batman onesie
>she eats in silence and you also eat. you had been up worrying that you havent been able to eat yourself until now
>you go and Mix a drink for her and grab yourself a beer
>"ok now lilith" you say gently " I need you to tell me everything, i know its hard to talk about but we need to get this guy so please"
>shes on the couch next to you cradling her drink
>
>"he raped me when i was a teenager" she starts
>"my ..my parents abandoned me when i was a child and i grew up going from foster home to foster home"
>"when hit puberty i got bounced place to place even more, no one wants a broken raccoon girl..."
>"i was Sixteen when it happened, i went into heat and he was my foster father at the time"
>"He said he would help me with it and i thought he went to get those pills and instead he came back and pinned me down and....."
>you sigh and hug her
>"after that i tried to get into a new home but no one would take me so i ran"
>"ok, tomorrow we have to go tell the cops about this" you say calmly
>"but--"
>"Nope we are dealing with this then moving on" you say sternly
>"how did you even end up meeting him? i thought you were at a party?"
>"we were but we then went to a bar when no one else showed up and he was there and he came up and asked if i wanted a second round" she sobs into your shoulder
>OK
>you were going to deal with this with her and for her
>she might have been broken but goddamit you were going to try to put those pieces together
>you hug her
>"ok then , lets get to bed and first thing tomorrow we have to go down and talk to a detective" you say calmly
>"ok Anon" she says "can i sleep in your room tonight?"
>"sure, come on lets get going" you say sleepily

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>>11309840

>>11309942
I'm waiting patiently for you to continue writing strong. I'm also working on chapter 5.5/6 of chickenman, but I probably won't update till the weekend if I keep having to help people because of Harvey.

>>11310231
all good. if yo have questions about MilAnon gimme a hollar

>>11309942
>you get into bed and she snuggles into you
>"Thanks Anon, i needed to talk about this"
>"no problem" you answer
>you both fall sleep hoping tomorrow will be easier

~~~~
At the Police station
>youre talking to Detective Williams a German Shepard Anthro
>"OK let me go back over this with you" He says to Lilith looking at his notepad
>"you were in foster care and your foster father raped you when you went into heat" he says looking at his notes
>"yes, and thats why yesterday when he approached me at the bar i attacked him" Lilith Answers looking down and fiddling with her paws
>The detective scratches his ear and sighs
>"unfortunately we hear about this stuff all the time, either an Anthro foster mom raping a foster son or a foster father raping a Anthro an ANthro that goes into heat but we hear about all sorts of stuff with the foster system" he says dejectedly
>"but im glad you came forward with this, we can talk to his other foster children to see if there is a pattern and hopefully get more evidence"
>"thanks for listening to Her" you say standing up and shaking his paw
>"Shes lucky to have a boyfriend like you" he says shaking your hand
>you dont bother correcting him and see Liliths eyes go wide and her ears wiggle slightly
>"Come on lets go home" you say to Lilith holding out your hand to help her up
>she takes it and you both head to the car
>"Anon im glad we did this" she says as you both enter that car and get driving
>"i just hope that no one else had to go through what i went through" she says
>"hes going to get the book thrown at him hard" you say " the age of consent here is 18 and its a huge crime to take advantage of someone in heat and even more so a Minor in heat"
>"We'll get through this together" you say as you drive quickly back home
>its only noon when you get home
>the rain hasnt let up
>you rush inside to avoid the rain and start making lunch

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>>11309840

>>11302395
Name of movie please

>>11310381
>"hey Anon" says Lilith
>"Whats up Lil?"
>"Why didnt you correct the detective when he said you were my boyfriend?" she asks looking at you quizzically
>"Because i wanted to get out of there and so did you, we could have argued semantics all day" you answer as you prepare sandwiches for you bother
>you were interested in her of course
>she was fun to hang out with, enjoyed a lot of the same things you did and even helped around the car garage from time to time
>but she was young and you were her landlord
>If anything you were a weird human father figure to her
>"oh...ok then" she says turning on the TV
>Was that her being upset? or is she still unhappy about talking to the Police?
>you weren't a Casanova to be sure so you never really got the hang over female body language
>Plus she was an Anthro so the ears and tail were totally new
>you had talked to humans born here and they could read anthros like a book
>You couldnt though
>still you continued making lunch
>you finished and walked over to the couch and handed her her sandwich
>"whats on?" you ask
>"theres a tremors marathon" she says
>"fuck it lets watch it" you say
>"seriously?!" she says
>"Hey i like the movies" you say
>"you would" she retorts
>"Hey Lil?"
>"yea?"
>"thanks for trusting me with this, i know its tough to talk about but im glad you trust me enough to talk about it all" you say
>You mean it truly
>"why wouldnt i Trust you Anon? you took me in when even my own parents wouldnt. youve helped me so so much along the way" she says Looking at you with those dark dark eyes
>"than you for trusting me Anon" she says " You invited a stranger into your home, gave so much and expected nothing in return other than i not let you down"
>She looks down at her footpaws
>"i hope i havent" she says
>"you havent" you say rubbing her head , getting a slight wiggle from her ears "I'll admit i was .....almost disappointed after the jail thing but i understand now"
>"Im proud of you lilith" you say

>>11310578
Nevermind. I saw the answer posted. Duh

>>11310593
>you hug her and kiss the top of her head, earning a quick ear wiggle and tail swish
>see you were totally a father figure to her at this point
>how couldnt you be?
> you got her a job, got her a car, got her out of jail
>but still you were happy she was here
>you sit back and watch the tremors movie
>so bad its good
>just like megashark Vs giant octopus
>lilith has leaned against you, you have your arm around her and are absentmindedly rubbing her shoulder and arm
>she appears to like it but then suddenly snaps up
>"im gonna take a nap" she says suddenly before getting up and scurrying off to her room
>Huh weird
>you turn off the TV and head up the spiral staircase to the loft and go to use the computer
>its in sleep mode so you shake the mouse and wait for it to boot up
>what appears on the screen is a Human Anthro relationship thread on some site youve head of in the news for blowing up vans or something
>looks like shes been lurking except for one post where a dude asks about a masturbating tiger in his guest room and she wrote "Slam jam her clam"
>hm interesting.
>do you snoop?
>could you not?
>you pull up the history
>Human anthro threads, human anthro porn, human on human porn, amazon shoping, porn, porn, porn,
>you rub your face and sit back in the chair
>Lilith?
>the scrawny thin raccoon you took in
>she had become a beautiful woman with proper food and care but still
>She must have a crush on a human at her work and have gone to the failed party to try and meet him there
>you were happy she was trying to find love but still a little unhappy but you werent sure shy
>you close everything and head back downstairs
>Maybe you should nap as well, try to get those thought out of your head
>you had pictures of young Lilith being taken advantage of which made you livid, pictures of her now with another human which... hurt....
>you walk past her room and hear "Anon dont tease me"
>you open the door to her with her fingers buried in her pussy

>>11310860
Thats all for now!
Ill be lurking for the next hour or so
gimme feedback or whatever.
im a drunk not a cop

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>>11309840
kek

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>>11310878
Nooo, not blueballing again.

>>11311071
i learned from the best
Blame Blueball_Anon

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Are any anon's enjoy/reading my "Red wood pines" story?

>>11311071
yes. yes blueballing. All greens must feature blue balls at some point.

>>11311108
About to shoot you a PM on pastebin.

>>11306166
WAY more often.

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>>11311141
Strong anon here
gimme da pastebin
unfortunatly im usually to wrapped up in my writing during threads to read any other greentexta because they distract me from my story
But gimme a pastebin once im dont and ill give it a gander

>>11309358
Grammar, please work on it.

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>>11311279
How do I use pastebin?

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>>11311279
fuck im drunk, words are hard

>>11311307
ok uhm. first of stop posting pepe,
second make an account in pastebin
thrid copy paste your story thusfar into the pastebin
forth post the link here
fifth ?????
sixth profit

>>11311289
I'm trying, it's really hard to edit on phone. Hopefully I can work on the grammar.

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>>11311332
Ok,but I'm not going to Stop posting Pepe's

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>>11311411
Stop fucking frog posting. You made my 4chanX sieze up and shit otself, so now I have to phonepost.

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>>11309840

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>>11309840
somebody send this to her

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>>11311411
fuck i cant argue with dubs
let alone 3 sets of dubs
fuck im druck

Why is there so little Human on an anthro on e621? Any other places to look?

>>11311768
uh i usualy go on furrybooru and narrow searches there
even then its not 100%

>>11311411
If you don't stop then I'm not reading your story.

>>11311768
My guess is because e621 has a Standard of Quality rule and human x anthro goes against that.

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>>11311830
>Standard of Quality rule and human x anthro goes against that
>standard of quality
>human x anthro no good
Why? I see so much horrible art on e6 that's two furries, so what's wrong with moderately well done art with a human and a floof?

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>>11311830
>Standard of Quality rule

>>11311849
It was just a guess, I'm not 100% sure why. It might as well be that human x anthro isn't as popular on e621. You might find some on FA but I'd rather not sort through that trash pile.

>>11311879
Yeah, the rule is very bizarre. The only real example of the rule affecting someone is TGWeaver. A lot of Weavers art got removed from e621 because it did not follow this rule.

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>>11311830
lol

>>11311937
What the fuck

>>11311937
That isn't all one image, right?

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>>11311984

>>11311937
I'm so glad these threads are the closest I get to being part of the "furry fandom"

>>11312068
I just like to look at pictures of cute anthro girls fucking eachother and being fucked by human men.

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>>11312068
good, you should only give a fuck about stuffing dick into anthro girls
ignore everything else

>>11311984
Looking up the artist, it probably is. He promotes his art on FA as "for fantasy only for those with the... unique fetish.. we share." All of his art consists of just grotesque male genital mutilation.

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>>11312137
But why though.

>>11312172
I don't know. I don't want to keep going on about him but everyone is entitled to their own fetishes as long as it doesn't cause real harm.

>>11312068
I do draw fur stuff, but you will never catch me wearing a fur suit.

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https://discordapp.com/invite/vWss7CF FurBox

>>11312399
No. Get out with that discord shit.

Also >shotashit.

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>>11312452
>shotashit
Glad someone agrees about that. I love size difference but half of it is just kids with ridiculously large penises. Where can I find big tough dudes with bigger tougher female anthros?

>>11312399
fuck off cuck

>>11312608
I really don't get why it's so popular. If you want big dicks and buckets of cum why would you draw children? If you want children why would you be giving them big dicks and buckets of cum, that just defeats half the point of them being children, the other half is being a pedo but whatever.

Where the fuck are you fritewag, this blueballing is going overboard man.

>>11311830
No its not that. However the standard of quality rule is bullshit. Some of weaver's work get deleted because "its too simple" while you have some genuinely bad artwork with fucked up proportions that gets a pass. Basically if they think your art style doesn't have enough DEPTH or some shit it gets the boot

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>>11309840
Lol gottem

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>>11308203
>An anthro mouse gf or any other small-animal-anthro whose breasts didn't get the memo
>Have to help her do some chores her small, disproportionate body can't easily do
>Rubbing her back after a long day heaving around breasts that would be inconveniently huge for a human but are nearly crippling for her
This fucking general. Every day it's something else.

>>11313169
as weird as that whole issue is this part was so boner inducing I swear

>>11313114
>Tfw shes one of the rare girls who can achieve orgasm by having her nipples and breasts stimulated
>A curse for her, but a blessing for you with your giant (to her) monkey dick

>Your girlfriend is an anthro doggo
>Fit body, cute smile, lovely fur
>She's chill to hang out with, and fun to be with
>She's also into petting
>REALLY into petting
>'Hold my leash and call me a good girl' into it
>You thought the stereotype was kind of racist
>But she just loves being scratched behind the ears
>And having her belly rubbed
>And her tail pulled gently
>She even goes to conventions for it
>Way more people than you'd expect show up whenever you go with her
>It's actually not that creepy though
>You'd expect it to be a shitshow from all the rumours
>But everyone is pretty nice
>There's weird art and comics about petting, yeah
>And sometimes people will come up and ask you to stroke them since you're one of the few humans there
>They even sell leashes and toys
>Literal toys
>Like, squeaky toys and flavoured chew bones
>But at the end of the day, most of the people there are relatively normal
>On the train-ride home your GF will put her head in your lap
>You'll slowly stroke her ears, rub her paws, scratch her neck
>You'll finally make it home and collapse into bed together
>She'll snuggle into your chest and drift off to sleep
>There could be worse kinks for her to be into

>>11313389
10/10

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>>11313169
>>11313176
>>11313180
>>11313186
>>11313191
>>11313204
>>11313217
Boyo, you gotta give that sauce!

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>>11313114
>>11313241
>Small mouse GF is very subconscious about her giant breasts
>When she's not embarrassed from her heavy breasts, she's sad
>She asks various questions like if they look fake, too big, disgusting on a mouse, etc
>Always brightens up whenever you dispel her nagging thoughts, either by complimenting her or her bosom
>Giving them attention helps too
>Despite being so large, they are highly sensitive
>Walking about the day is difficult, as the movement of the fabric of her shirt and anything her breasts come in contact with causes severe reactions
>Indoors, it's a different story when you're in bed with her
>Gentle strokes on the flesh sends shivers down her body
>Just poking her nipples makes her gasp in shock
>Going far beyond that to licking or fondling them sends her into a moaning mess
>The heat from your hands and mouth causes her to pant, at which point she gives in and begins pushing her large, soft breasts into you
>Just to shake things up, you forcefully grasp her breasts instead of softly fondling and rubbing, to which she responds with a short yell and sharp breathing
>When you first did this by accident you thought she was in pain, but she has since never told you to stop
>Another note: her fuzzy breast flesh is so sensitive, you think it's roughly the same to her as it would be you having vaginal sex with her, which you make full use of
>Going at fast speeds worried you before when you had sex with her vaginally, but with the large cleavage her breasts present, such fear disappeared entirely
>Much like before, thrusting your member between her two pillowy white breasts causes pants and moans alike with each thrust
>But once you speed up...

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>>11313582
>You see her eyes roll away from her breasts and gaze upward, as her tongue hangs lazily from her mouth while her moans get louder the faster you go
>She's completely unresponsive for the wild ride, all with a sloppy stupid smile
>Finally, you finish and cum between her breasts, the resulting semen being easily hidden both from the sheer size of her breasts and the white color of her fur
>As she falls backwards onto the bed and slowly falls asleep, you look at her state, and she's a mess
>The fur around her thighs and crotch are completely soaked with her own semen, leaving a large stain on the covers she lays on
>Her breathing was still ragged as she laid in a lustful stupor, but calmed to slower speeds as her eyes close
>While tired yourself, you do your best to help clean her up while unconscious, having previously known fully well the hassle of removing semen from fur
>Once satisfied with her state of near cleanliness, you return her to a spot on the bed with fresh covers and sleep beside her, keeping a warm arm around her large breast
>Afterwards, for several weeks, her spirits are raised high and her complaints of her breasts are nil for the time being
>At least until the next reminder
>Although, you think her depression about her breasts is beginning to become an act, as she begins to get "depressed" more quickly than before
>You're more than happy to play along though

>>11313573
Have you tried SauceNao?

>>11313573
https://exhentai.org/g/800559/dda5084fcb/

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>>11313582
>>11313610
Thanks anon, A+

>>11313582
>>11313610
Good shit, thanks for sharing.

>>11313623
Okay, it's called Human-Lovers Committee. Thanks anon.

>>11313688
SauceNao is such a good resource. I've gotten so much use out of it I gotta spread the word.

>>11313582
>Small mouse GF is very subconscious about her giant breasts
You meant selfconscious right?

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Hopefully I captured these two >>11313582
>>11313610 right.

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>>11305125
>orca
:3c

>>11311921
I'm still pissed about that

>>11314165
Yeah I do, thank you. It was something with an S, just got the other 3 letters wrong.

>>11314869
Th-thanks. You too.

>>11302409
Whew

>>11307367
>>11307369
Who is this?

>>11315339
minus8

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>pet anthros will never be a thing in your lifetime

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>>11314981
>>11305125
>>11305187
>literally a landwhale
Cease your faggotry. The only acceptable waifus that weigh near a ton can only get away with it because they have armor plates and hardpoints.

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>>11315552
Not with that attitude.

>>11315589
>dat panty exposure
It feels me with the urge to lift her from behind with the bands of them.

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>>11315589
>The only acceptable waifus that weigh near a ton can only get away with it because they have armor plates and hardpoints.

Would you a giant, intelligent insect?

Also
>Implying that muscle chicks can't be waifus

>>11315652
I have to go to work, otherwise I would post more robutt. Some should post some ara. Or make a robutt greentext.

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>>11315674
>muscle waifs
theres a market for them out there

>>11299491
Now you're making me want an Armello greentext.

>>11315785
>Muscle shark
>Added bonus: No hair

Jackpot. Muscle sharks are the only good way to make shark waifus.

Although, I will say that any shark gal that doesn't resemble a beach model with hair and a slim body is fine by me. Chubby, not overweight, and waifish, flat breasted shark waifus are more appealing than the vast majority of shark gals that are drawn.

>>11315944
>Just read the file name

My apologies. The teeth threw me off.

>>11315785
>muscle waifus
In the hyena thread we had little else.
Then it died.
Such is life.
I wish I'd screen-capped that story about the nerdy human boy being dated by the big, butch, hyena bully-girl.
I enjoyed that one very much.

>>11316029
Yeah. Damn shame.

Variety is the spice of life and the fuel for threads to keep on going. Personally I had a liking for the feeble, shy hyena stories and art that popped around the threads.

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>>11316029
was it any of these?

https://pastebin.com/uTjjFWw8
(1st draft database)

Also the /yeen/ thread was mostly regular qts most athletic fit

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>>11316074
The only feeble one I can remember is hyena-chan

I don't know if any of the other writers from /yeen/ are finishing their stories since it died but I still plan on finishing ABH. About 3/4s through draft for chap 8.

I hope I see some of them do greens in the future. Those were some of my favorite greens. /yeen/ will live on in other threads until some feels theres is enough time and attention to revive it. The beginning of college killed its momentum.

>>11316152
I think your missing the story he was talking about.

>>11316029
Were you talking about this one?
https://pastebin.com/8MhU8M4b

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>>11316029
>muscle waifus
rochelle is a personal favorite

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>>11316278

>>11316234
That's the one; thanks, anon!
I still hold hope for more tales of Athena and her human squeeze.

>>11316278
>>11316299
I can tell this is a faggot artist

>>11316231
>Hyena-chan

Oh yeah, I wrote that. Wanted to keep it to just the one story, didn't want to overextend and make more and ruin a bit of what I had going. Was fun, but I felt bad that I disappointed some people because I don't have the gutso to continue on with the idea.

>>11316635
Gonna be honest, I was one of those disappointed people because I really enjoyed it and wanted to see more. Hearing your response however, I can totally understand why you didn't continue it.

Also, great job on making the story in the first place. Done anything else?

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>>11309840

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>>11311937
>cannot unsee tag
fucking kek

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>>11316635
Nah man. I think it ended in a good spot. I didn't think people were that vocal about you wanting to keep pushing it. I personally don't think its good to push an story that you don't feel should be continued. Forced writing is literally self-torture.

Overall, keep up the greens. Remember drawfags and writefags are the lifeblood of these threads for the most part

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>>11309488
>being this autistic

>>11313582
She doesn't have a name but there are a few more of pic's titty monster here https://starcursedmass18plus.tumblr.com/tagged/mouse

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>>11309840
>"good, your autistic tears only make my boner grow stronger"

>>11313624
>>11313688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ovm1J_AxLQ

>>11316616
How so?

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>>11316635
I feel like it's good where you left it . Left much to the readers mind and was a sweet story 5/5
Captcha: agents lose

>>11317157
look at the coloring, the snouts, and how fucking meaty he drew that bitch
probably draws those overly muscles faggots cockslapping each other

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>>11316831
Absolutely, but I do feel that an overabundance can make threads a bit murky. I try to distance my greentexts when other people are doing their own thing, at least so I don't make it a bit harder to keep track of and flood the thread. I know some people don't like it, so I try to respect that. And no, they weren't too vocal at all, but I could tell from the first parts replies that they probably wanted something like the other stories, a full pastebin story than something that can be screencapped in a single image.

And yeah, getting to the point of forced writing unnerves me. I'm fine when I get what I want out, but continuing past that without a clear plan makes me feel uneasy, like I'm just releasing piss water than a good continuation. Fuck, I still need to actually fucking complete a story I promised a man 5 fucking months ago in a really late / early Halloween /co/ thread. Still feel like complete shit about ditching it.

>>11316711
Thank you, man. But most of the other shit I did in /hmofa/ aren't in pastes because I thought that one-off stories shouldn't be taking up space with others full on stories, so I never bothered to put them in pastes for the next OP to pick up, unless someone really wanted it pasted and did it themselves. I don't want to look like a ponce putting tiny stories to clutter up a opening post next to the good stuff.

But I guess the shit I did recently are these: >>11291876 , >>11304759 , and >>11313582 . Can't even remember where the others are, but one was a nerdy snake girl asking out a spooked out human, a raptor girl roleplaying as a regular raptor with her man, and a christmas cake horse. I can't even remember the others. They were spur of the moment sorta things, just something I hoped would make the anons that asked for it happy.

Sorry for the long ass post. Here's some art.

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>>11315674
>Would you a giant, intelligent insect?
not that anon, but if I could find one that wouldn't hurt me I'd raid the ant colont for sure.

>>11315589
>the filename
>ara
Not only have you inspired me to put off writing more chickean, but I know where you came from, and now I'm going to be starting up a sorta short robot greentext. So I guess the only question I have, is if you're franky, or if you're filenames.

>>11317332
Hahaha, I remember the raptor one, anon forgot the line after basically trashing their kitchen

Sides went orbital

>>11317157
Fairly certain he has a nose fetish, given how cartoonishly huge he tends to draw them relative to the face they're attached to.
Seriously, their noses can be bigger than their heads.

>>11317205
musclegirls is one thing, but a woman having shoulders that fucking wide

it's literally a man

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>>11317400
The one an only image thief himself. Why did you go and leave s/fur? Without you there I can't stand all of the meh tier posts and shitty horse puss.

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>>11315652
Ara is the absolute best innocent cute robutt.

>>11317866
No idea who she is but she is cute.

And I'd pound that cute lil thing til my hips gave out.

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>>11317828
>cuntboy

>>11318039
no, just a flat woman

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>>11290200
Posting best black sheep

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>>11318039
>flat=cuntboy
You're retarded

>>11317866
fucking Kevlar is the on that turned me into a furry

>>11316231
Stay gold yeenie.