HG Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI9Hf4NSIJU
>>11290086
>Great theme.
Buy my paid skin mods
I want to fuck Saber
I've made an amazing discovery!
If you are a man, shaving literally all of your body hair will make your face look much, much prettier and woman-like.Hell, even prettier than a woman! Try it out!
Of course, this only works if you already have a naturally feminine face.
So if you are already average/fucking ugly, tough luck.
>>11290112
hey green
>>11290151
I'm gonna go train my rp in the anime/furry Facebook group Himalayas.
Go say hi to erp since it's dead.
>>11290189
What? Let a man dream of thing he can never have.
>>11290189
>Eats a cookie
>Sticks the wrapper in the folds of your armor
>Continues down the road munching and leaving a trail of crumbs
>>11290195
Take me with you
>>11290213
>Eating individually wrapped cookies.
Disgusting.
>>11290215
We should do a hg field trip to some anime/furry rp groups
>>11290247
Yeah. Let's start with hg.
>>11290247
Is that before or after we shank them?
>Gets called a clown and leaves
>>11290213
>Saber takes the wrapper from between the plating of her armor and wipes the crumbs that have fallen on her dress off
>Afterwards, she disposes of the wrapper properly and returns to standing around and doing absolutely nothing consequential
>>11290249
A hg field trip to hg?
It could work I guess...
>>11290257
We can try, but they'll probably just godmod our shaking and stab us with a katana. Or yiff us...
>>11290262
>tips over
>>11290272
God modding cucks, we can just out godmod them with erp
>>11290290
>despite Saber's small stature giving the illusion that she would be easy to push down, your efforts to do so are only met with slight discomfort in your wrist and a still upright knight
Could you please refrain from doing that Anonymous? It seems I have to ask this question more often than I would like.
>>11290327
>climbs on your back for a piggyback ride
>>11290327
>despite Saber's stern lady like stature giving the illusion that she wouldn't be easy to swoon...
>Your efforts to resist the swooning are being eroded by the faint scent of roses as Tamaki circles you as if he thought he was invisible
>>11290354
...
>Saber grabs the underside of your your legs to prevent you from slipping off
This is certainly an odd request, but it is not one that I cannot oblige. Where is it that you would ask me to take you?
>>11290643
>Throws brick
>>11290645
>She seems to be enjoying the company of her imaginary friend
>Tamaki slowly paces backwards
You gotta help me, my mom's trapped in there with the rad-roaches!
>>11290670
>Frees her
>>11290645
To infinity, and beyond!
>>11290643
Your casting won't have any effect on me, magus.
>Saber firmly places her armored hand on your shoulder to stop your prancing around
I do not believe it will have an effect on anyone for that matter. It seems you are rather inexperienced.
>>11290680
My apologies, but such a destination is beyond even my limits.
>>11290691
Aww... then how about to the local general store?
>>11290691
Is that what you see of me, my lady? You judge this host with such confidence. No authority is born without such knowledge on many matters. To think I'd meet the one who claims to have more experience than I do. Well, I'll have to admit, I have no problem being led from time to time. Teach me, great teacher! Melt the snowy paths, break the frozen rivers! Deliver me to the lands of beauty!
>>11290713
>m'lady
>tips fedore no shitpost
>>11290180
If you're the acorn frog I'm still not interested.
>>11290727
Only the low born use milady and millord.
>>11290691
>>11290713
Who is this mongrel and why is he talking to my bride?
>>11290708
That is only 13 miles, correct? The trip should not take very long if we get started right away.
>Saber lifts you up on her back a little and sets off to the general store
>>11290713
Experience is not something that can be taught. Rather, it is something that is collected over time as a result of failure and successes. As you should know.
If I had to guess based on your behaviors and the way you conduct yourself in front of someone you have just attacked so carelessly, what experience you have had in the past must come from successes. But you are foolish if you think those victories guarantee the next as I will not allow myself to be defeated easily.
>>11290756
Gil please go
>>11290758
Thank you. I need to pick up some things for my journey.
dead?
>>11290803
I'm still alive. Heya Anon.
>>11290774
>an uncertain amount of time passes filled with you bouncing against the metal armor on Saber's back with each step she takes, until eventually the mundane walk to the store is completed and you are set down gently at your destination
I trust you will be able to take care of yourself from here?
>>11290758
A lack experience to charm, a display of mastery to entice. A host knows to use both to win over the smiles of their guests. Such is a face you have, sculpted from the finest, smoothest, marble, yet the corner of your lips seem too brittle to bend than to break.
>Tamaki taps the floor with his heel and a small table with a tea set shoots out of the ground
You need to talk more. Not from your mind, but from your heart. Speaking from the mind is for men, they cannot be as elegant as those who speak from their hearts.
>>11290816
Please never leave or kys, Hoshi.
>tfw want to RP with the host person and Saber but people will call me cancer
>>11290823
>>11290810
Yes, thank you!
>after waving goodbye, the anon puts on a mask and draws a gun before running into the store
this is a robbery!
>>11290739
I'm not an acorn.
Green please
>>11290854
What is it? Do you need something?
>>11290846
>Puts her hands up.
T-T-Take whatever you want! Just don't shoot!
>>11290846
>A female voice answers with slight annoyance in the tone of her words
I will give you five seconds to cease this insolent display of intimidation before I will disable you, human.
>>11290859
>Karen having fun with their rp
>>11290816
I see... Then, if that is true, could you please begin to use your mind to speak more? I have a feeling you would speak with words that contain meaning if you did. As it is now I am having difficulties grasping the true meaning of your actions.
First you assaulted me with rose petals and now you are brewing tea.
>>11290858
I need you green
>>11290860
Give me all your money and no one gets hurt!
>>11290863
Oh shit! A ghost!
>quickly grabs the money, as well as the store clerk's left titty, and runs away.
>>11290867
What do you need help with? Starting a campfire or something? Getting the attention of others? You need to be more direct.
>>11290868
>Is robbed and violated.
> :(
>>11290868
>She does nothing but stare at the fleeing criminal, puzzles as to why he'd cut off a woman's breasts to take along with the money. Surely such cruelty was over the line even for a petty thief?
She did not put very much thought into the matter as she went back to her seat while patienly waiting for the authorities, slightly distracted by one half of the humans cowering in fear while the other ones screaming
>>11290875
((Oh look, I fucked up a greentext again. Sometimes things refuse to change))
>>11290869
I need green
>ribbit
>>11290866
Think about it, my golden headed maiden! The world is spinning at an incredible speed, and circling our precious sun in the vast and endless universe! How can such arrangement of the grandest scale capture so perfectly the moment we are sharing at this very moment? My heart, not my mind, spins, it orbits thoughts of you!
I am a man of passion, of emotion! Far away are things of the mind! If it were not so I would not be screaming "Oh God! Oh God!" at the sight of your beauty, instead I would be screaming "Chemical chance! Chemical chance!"
>Tamaki flips a teacup upright and connects an impossible stream of tea from the pot into the cup effortlessly, filling it to perfect capacity
The assault continues! How many sugars? One? Two? Me?
>>11290835
You can do whatever you like. It's C O M F Y hours.
>>11290875
>the anon runs back
Cut off her breast? All I did was honk it! What kind if sick pervert to you take me for?!
...
...
...
>the quickly give Kongou's right tit a firm squeeze
Honk
...
...
... Honk!
>they run off again as the police close in
>>11290878
I don't understand very well. I wish you had better language skills.
>>11290900
Green please, I need you
we can be green
>>11290894
>As much as cutting off his hands in retribution would amuse her more than she'd ever admit, she felt pity for the criminal as her breasts were squeezed. He was so desperate for finanical means and female interaction that he decides to do both in a short window of time.
>The only thing stopping her from exacting vengeance is a bit of admiration for the man's boldness in undertaking everything. With that in mind, she lets the man go, wondering what his bravoure and undertaking would get him in the future
>>11290919
>not posting the cute miffed Kongou
One job!
>>11290909
But I'm already green. Well... Not my clothes. But my hair is green. And so is my tail.
>>11290928
((This one? I forgot I had it. ))
>>11290929
Good enough for me.
Bye green.
yuno please host
>>11290943
>Pets the frog good-bye.
>>11290956
Green I changed my mind. I still need you.
>>11290866
>>11290887
>Kiritsugu approaches Saber from behind and picks her up into a princess carry, scooping up the chivalrous knight into his arms.
Finally, I found you, Saber. There's no time for talking, now to that person. I have something more important to discuss with you. In private.
>Kiritsugu walks away with the King in his grasp.
>>11290975
KAMINA NO LET HOSHI HAVE THIS
>>11290975
cucked
>>11290931
Sup Kongs. Back from the dead?
>>11290965
Why does a frog need me of all people? Is this because of my looks?
>>11290887
>>11290975
>Saber, perhaps disgusted by the behaviors of the mad man or tired from the fact the early morning hours are beginning to dawn, puts up little resistance as she is picked up and carried away while the little host is distracted in attempting to recite his rehearsed tea flicking motions and the two walk off into the sunrise, leaving the perverted scene behind
kamina please hos
>>11290985
Yes, and those tomatoes.
>tfw Hoshi is into NTR so he's probably jacking off to this
>>11290983
What is dead may never die, Anon.
>>11290992
This is very strange for a frog of all things to be interested into both and tomatoes. But I guess my beauty stretches out past humans, and I didn't expect that.
>>11290987
I can say I enjoyed myself while it lasted. Goodbye.
>Tamaki empties the cup onto a nearby patch of flowers
>A black cab picks him up and drives off
>>11291008
That car is red
>>11290931
Yes! Now I can sleep better. Thank you.
>>11291006
I will wait for you green.
>>11290996
Real shit?
>>11291010
FUCKING EXPOSED
CONFIRMED SHIT RP
And so he spoke...and so he spoke....
That lord of Castamere
>>11291066
And now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear
>>11291088
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
>>11291010
no, it's blue
>>11291010
>>11291103
guys, it's green
Can someone explain to me why the event manager wont run on my PC?
>>11291121
Because it's not the PC Aikawa uses
>>11291121
It's lazy. First you have to get it to just walk for a few hours every day.
>>11291121
It works on Aikawa's PC.
>>11291121
I've never had the event manger fail.
>>11291152
I download it but literally nothing happens when I run it
>>11291154
This happened to me, contact Aikawa and he should be able to help you out. Though he helped me with the event manager, the problem was because I couldn't connect to the website and this problem fixed itself on two days.
>>11291174
Thanks
>>11291154
hi
show me what you do and what happens
>>11291208
Download it
Double click it
Then nothing happens
Would you wear a suit of armour made out of those weird glowy wristbands you find in nightclubs?
>>11291217
That's weird
Which OS?
Try rightclick -> run as administrator, just for testing.
Maybe also turn antivirus off, though there's only 1 AV that gives a false positive.
>>11291220
>weird glowy wristbands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glow_stick
>>11291223
Tested it on both windows 8 and windows 7
Only tried it without AV on win 7
I cant replicate this but it opened the help page on the event manager once.
Will try on Win8 without antivirus now
Describe your life in two words
>>11291227
I like the sound of weird glowy wristbands better.
>>11291228
Ehhh? Weird.
Does this "execute" window pop up at least, or does it ask for permissions or anything? Or does just absolutely nothing happen?
>>11291232
Hunger Games
>>11291228
Turning off my antivirus has no effect on it
>>11291237
Nothing happens what so ever
>>11291232
SHIT FUCK
>>11291239
uhhh, I dunno... This has nothing to do with my programming.
Can I see for myself on teamviewer?
>>11291228
>>11291239
Clearly you need Protogent!
>>11291244
Is this ok?
Help page opened again this time, might be a clean install thing
>>11291261
It only opens the help page once, when you run it for the first time ever.
After that the help page only opens if you press F1 in the program.
If it happens every time, then something seems to... block it somehow. Like an antivirus.
add me Aikawa#9687
I'm bored.
Shitposting hours when?
>>11291281
every hours
>>11291281
Who would you like to shitpost? I can pretend to be them and make a dumb post.
>>11291281
Right now.
You all smell and should take a long walk onto a short beach. And I hope you all get crabs, both the pinchy kind and the tinier pinchy kind that infest your pubes.
I hope you all wake up late and get yelled at by your teacher/employer. I hope your waifu dies in their next series episode. I hope your pets get into your trash and spread it all over your bedroom. I hope you get that really annoying ringing in your ears that doesn't go away for hours.
I hope you spill your juice.
>>11291297
Garnet
>>11291281
Now?
I dunno.
Have you ever considered taking estrogen?
>>11291311
No because I'm a big manly man.
>>11291311
nice quints
and no
>>11291308
I must thigh fuck this panda
>>11291308
>kissu
>>11291311
Never considered it.
>>11291311
Yes
I wanna be a trap, not some overweight hairy fuck
>>11291311
I want to have hot gay sex with my best friend.
So yes.
>>11291342
Are they into it too?
>he wants to use estrogen to become a famboy trap
>he doesn't want to use it so that he can retain his manly features while not grow as much hair all over his body
>>11291354
I hope so.
>>11291311
I need testosterone if anything.
>>11291365
Here's hoping they're pounding that butt of yours sometime in the future
is this what nice rp looks like
>>11291392
disgusting
New gameru whenu?
>>11291407
Next year
>>11291407
when you stop posting those disgusting cow tits
Don't touch me.
>>11291422
no
>>11291423
Can't touch this
>>11291433
MC Hammer please stop shitting yourself.
Why do Italians moves their hands so much
>>11291449
It's the only way they can express themselves.
Recommend me good vidya
>>11291457
No vidya is good you fucking underage cocksucking faggot.
>>11291457
MGS
>kissu
>>11291457
Mario and Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>>11291457
Be more specific about what you want.
Sonic Mania is good though.
>>11291457
>>11291509
Alternatively, if you wan't something a bit less difficult, go with XCOM
>>11291433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aYyp7U3VH0
>>11291521
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GO GOTTA GO FAST
>>11291521
How long have you been waiting to post this?
>>11291521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxK5bafAok
>>11291530
(A good while.)
>>11291567
Good on you man
>>11291457
Civ V
WHERE IS VAMPY
WHERE IS MY DICK
>>11291594
karen no
>>11291598
I TOO WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOUR DELICIOUS COCK IS HIDING!
>KING KNIGHT
LE
KNIGHT
MAN
>>11291457
NieR Automata
>>11291457
Age of Empires 2
You are the victim of mischievous shenaningans.
Top 10 greatest hg rivalries?
>>11291611
2b, more like 2 cute feet (。>﹏<。)
>>11291651
>feet
a shit
paws > feet
>>11291457
>Aikawa
>Hoshi
>DDD
My god, a thread made of pure cancer. What will science do next?
>>11291680
Is Jinder still the champ?
>>11291665
(Science will add new recipes to the dish, like a crab)
>best girl does ASMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDzcG6F8EjM
>>11291687
yes
it sucks
>>11291699
AND 2ND OF ALL..
>>11291699
Fuck WWE then.
>>11291699
>trying to hinder our jinder
>>11291699
>not respecting the MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>>11291665
>not even relevant enough to be called cancer
(It's an odd feel)
>>11291706
>he doesn't watch njpw
although I admit I haven't been keeping up with that either, despite having a site subscription
>>11291699
u suck
>>11291741
>Implying I don't watch NJPW
G1 was bretty gud
sneeze right now in a group of people. if no one says bless you ur a fuckin loser lmao
>>11291774
People go out of their way to say bless you to me when I sneeze. Does this make me a winner?
>>11291774
>sneezing
Do you have a death wish?
>>11291813
Probably just a heathen.
>>11291817
>Smiles in your direction
>>11291820
:thinking:
>>11291830
>>11291695
I'd fuck that
>>11291908
>The clawed girl sits down on the floor, tapping her claws together as she wants for someone to pay with
>>11291946
You could pay my college tuition.
>>11291955
>The crab looks at the college student with a confused look
What?
>>11291946
>>11291964
>she wants for someone to pay with
>>11291968
(Oh whoops, that's a funny mistake)
(I meant play)
>>11291979
I'll still take the money if you're offering.
>>11291986
>This crab doesn't seem to have any money, or anything besides her shoes, dress, undergarment and bow
>>11292004
I'd also take those.
>>11292008
>
>>11292016
Is that a yes?
>>11292029
No! I like my clothes, they are comfy!
TELL ME WHY
Why don't the fish die when lightning strikes the ocean?
>Reverse Mabel arrives, having shot herself out of her cannon
Hmm, things don't seem as lively as usual
>>11292070
God protects them with his love.
>>11292008
Lemme get those undergarments f.am
>>11292092
Who the fuck is this?
>>11292092
>The crab girl waves at the daredevil of a girl
Hi! Things aren't so bloody right now.
>>11292129
>Mabel exhales twin clouds of sparkly blue cigar smoke from her nose.
I see. It can definitely get pretty hectic during the games
>>11292155
The games?
>She looks a bit puzzled before realizing what the girl meant
Oh you mean the Arena! It's a bloodbath during those! So much blood, so much murder
>>11292169
Correct.
>She takes her big blue stogie and taps a few glittering ashes off of the tip. She grins
It can be pretty fun
>>11292186
>The girl smiles back at the grinning showwoman
Blood is always fun! Also what's with the smoke? Are you on fire in the inside?
>>11292223
It's a cigar. It's magical
>>11292227
>She looks a bit dumbfounded by it, staring at the cigar for a few while
...Can I try it?
I should become a professional erper.
What'd you think hg?
Wake up HG, goddamn.
>>11292315
(That's an extreme thing to be)
>>11292315
Aren't they called prostitutes?
>tfw can't HG 24/7 anymore
Kill me.
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
I'm buying a movie pass, do I buy the regular movie pass are the upgraded version
>>11292469
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2loQlJ8D7E
fuck
>>11292472
thanks
>>11292532
yes
>>11292051
WHY
Post good girls and I might host
>>11292610
How about you host these nuts in yo motherfuckin mouth?
>>11292610
>>11292522
The fuck? Is this the first time a Pokemon died?
>>11292616
Okay buddy, bring em here.
>>11292627
outside the movies, i think so
>>11292610
>>11292622
old hag
>>11292624
filthy pony shit
>>11292635
just nasty f.am
>>11292643
I-I don't want you to host anyway
>>11292643
Nigga we aren't going to post prepubescent anime girls just host nerd.
>>11292622
Pretty good girl
>>11292624
Do I look like the Mexican to you?
>>11292635
Shit actor.
>>11292610
>>11292643
Seahorse!
>>11292657
Yee
How often do you cry? Be honest.
>>11292671
On average?
Once a month/2months
>>11292671
>I almost cried when LF died
Which avafags' deaths would make you cry?
>>11292687
Will you take care of KK now?
>>11292658
Shit
>>11292665
Hol up
*jumps a wall*
You sayin
*steals your jobs*
We wuz tacos n shiet?
>>11292671
Whenever someone bullies me here.
>>11292713
>He is a big man
>>11292719
>stealing my job
stawp taking mah jerb!
>>11292745
i'm only 3 of these
>>11292610
>>11292788
Are you trying to destroy HG?
>>11292610
>tfw you start re-listening to some music you loved way back and havn't listened to since
fuck this is good shit
>>11292709
mai waifu's
>post her faggot
nu, you jerks will just shitpost her
>>11292745
Only bluepilled dumb cucks actually believe this
>>11292788
Terrible girl, kys kamina. I'm no longer erping with you.
>>11292799
Decent girl
>>11292816
t. A fag that only drink 1 glass of water a day
>>11292816
/b/tard detected
>>11292823
Only the water part is true.
>>11292824
t.wageslave with no free time to do anything but to be a social tool
>>11292832
>being social is bad
>humans are social beings
>>11292820
Fuck you faggot my only crimson autist image on mobile is .webp
Buttered toast is the true patrician's snack.
>>11292610
>>11292843
Guess I'll stop erping with you then.
>>11292859
I'll take his place
Lets get creative HG
>tfw being hospitalized for 2 days tomorrow
I'm spooked bros
>>11292832
You're so right, these paychecks and health benefits are holding me back from living the NEET life of Cadillacs and blowjobs I've always longed for
>>11292874
F random faggot
>>11292869
Thanks for the offer but I don't erp with shitter either.
>>11292902
It's just research, but there is a 1/1000000 chance that they fuck me up badly
>>11292610
>>11292875
>the NEET life of Cadillacs and blowjobs
That image just sounds so funny to me.
>>11292820
I'd post more Shys but I'm out and about now.
>>11292931
>he doesn't browse porn in public
HEY HG I HEARD YOU LIKE FURRY PORN SO I GOT SOME FOR YOU!
>>11292872
You need to seriously enlarge the white space for "What I got" if you want to fit even just 1/10 of the clusterfuck that HG is.
>>11292980
Better?
>>11292914
What's the study drug/procedure?
How long was it since the last game?
>>11293001
Now we're talking.
I can't be assed to actually do it tho
>>11293017
50 years.
Go say hi to erp
>>11293024
Kek.
But seriously you guys want a 24?
Post cute things.
>>11293040
Yeah boy.
FINALLY THE WULF AS COME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES
>>11293041
>>11293041
you're gonna extract him?
>>11293065
Okay gimme a bit I just woke up and I gotta hop on my computer first.
>>11293076
>kicks "THE WULF" in the balls
>>11293041
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boss, that's the target.
He's coming too?
>>11293110
>Sells
>Laying on the ground cradling his Wulfpackage her rolls over in pain.
WHY. WHY SHOOT ON ME BRO.
>>11293129
Haha, get fucked!
that's for being so loud, be a bit quiter next time you furry fuck
>>11293041
Why is asswhore still here? Just to suffer?
>>11293137
I'M NOT A FURRY IT'S JUST THE GIMMICK!
AWOO!
>>11293076
"Hunger Games", you say?
>>11293205
Fuck off Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSVQKAb9Yzw
NINDIES MOTHERFUCKAS
Could Jotaro defeat Ultimate Kars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6MekM-TI0
>>11293189
Dressing up as a wolf is your gimmick
Dressing up as a wolf makes you a furry
meaning your gimmick is being a furry
Okay I'm at my computer and I'm somewhat conscious.
Gimme 24
>>11293214
Jotaro could defeat anything. Le ebin angry boy.
>>11293231
Geese Thompson
>>11293205
WHAT?
>>11293214
>Does Jotaro have plot armor?
>>11293222
I DON'T GO THAT FAR WITH IT. I JUST MAKE THE WULF SOUNDS FOR THE KIDS AN- Oh my god I am a furry..
>>11293231
Beowulf
>>11293231
Tsurubami Senri
>>11293231
Ruri Chan
>>11293231
Fifi
>>11293231
Mouse Princess
>>11293231
Lord Beerus
>>11293231
John Egbert
>>11293231
FYXE
>>11293231
Swiper
>>11293231
Duck Guy
>>11293231
Ramen
>>11293231
Fighter
>King Kuck gets his own game
>>11293231
Kyouko Sakura
>King Knight shovel knight DLC
>>11293231
Elias Ainsworth
>>11293231
Katia
>>11293270
THAT'S YAKISOBA YOU DUMB BITCH
>>11293231
Julia Douglas
>>11293231
The Uber Gang
>>11293238
Good, see, you're admitting it, that's the first step, being in denial is really unhealthy
now shout it out like you're proud and don't be ashamed of who you are
>>11293231
Gascoigne
>>11293231
Roland
>>11293277
Sexy Kyouko.
>>11293238
"What" is a good question.
>>11293231
Squigly
>>11293231
Velvet Scarlatina
>>11293324
Sexy Velvet.
For those of you counting at home, I need one more.
>>11293330
Thanks I guess?
>>11293333
Dick Vader
>>11293341
You're welcome.
>pets
>>11293342
fuck off spamming your porn tribute
Did I miss anyone by accident?
>>11293318
WHAT
>>11293361
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11293361
I wish my opponents luck in the few seconds they will have before falling at my feet
>>11293347
>flicks your hand away
You don't just touch strangers mate.
>>11293367
>it's Beowulf time
So you are gonna work stiff, be rejected by HBK and never get pushed by WWE?
>>11293361
ready to go!
>>11293361
Not a problem to see, release us into the arena free.
>>11293381
THE WULF WAS NEVER REJECTED. WHO NEEDS VINNY MAC'S BIG MAN SHACK WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY ON TOP OF THE WORLD?
Looks like we're all set then, okay! Best of luck to all those within the arena, and may the best man/woman/dog/ramen/duck/geese/zombie/furry/etc. win!
>>11293407
TIME TO TAKE A RIDE ON THE AWOOOO TRAIN.
BEST LUCK SOON-TO-BE LOSERS
>>11293407
5 people seem crowded for a single car. If we have the time, can we stop by a snack bar?
>>11293421
sounds good to me!
Fyxe's dirty secret revealed! Although I am a bit impressed that she can eat like that and still keep in shape. What's her secret there?
I didn't know that cars can be tsundere, kinda creepy if you ask me.
Of course a ramen pack wouldn't be able to drive properly!
I'm betting on him to win though.
>NEW NO MORE HEROS GAME
>IT'S A SWITCH EXCLUSIVE
>>11293458
Shouldn't we stop so they can just fight normally? The whole ontop a car just seems unnecessarily dangerous.
>>11293458
I don't know... I've got a really fast metabolism? It all goes into the right places?
Pick your answer, what matters now is that it's been 10 MINUTES AND THE FRIED CHICKEN IS STILL NOT THERE!
We're either off to a slow start or I just forgot to set the Death Rate to Very High.
That's up for you guys to decide!
>>11293458
>>11293484
YOU NEVER GET ANYWHERE PLAYING SAFE! PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!
>>11293492
Only a truly shit host can make a /co/de last two hours.
In a fit of anger I assume, Fyxe turns on her own kind! What a great betrayal!!!
My boi Ramen getting the right mindset for the game.
Beowulf can't you kill at least one person already?
Bunch of perverts..
>>11293508
Is that a challenge?
>>11293508
H-heh.
>>11293525
Killing? It's bad for my character.
>>11293494
Get off my bloody car and fight on the ground like a normal person!
>>11293525
Come on, $7 is highway robbery.
>>11293525
>The dark truth was finally revealed, the cancer treatment she was taken was an obscure plan to turn HG's biggest furry into a weapon to destroy them all.
>In a simple press of a remote, she would turn human and kill her own kind, without any memories of what just happened.
I don't know how I got that car but... It's pretty cool.
Is that Ketchup on the seat?
The Next Day!!
Duck Guy must be REALLY proud of the oh so clever and totally original name he gave his car! Let's all take a moment and marvel at his great naming ability.
Jesus Christ Fyxe calm down you just ate wtf?
Washed your car just to crash it into a tree? Pretty weird but it's your life I guess?
Dick Vader is a lucky man indeed.
>>11293571
No, it's menstrual blood.
>>11293550
NORMAL ISN'T MY GIMMICK. YOU'LL DEAL WITH 287 POUNDS OF FOLDED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL WHERE AND HOW I LIKE IT.
AWOOO
>>11293588
Well... It's just that...
If I don't have something to chew on, I get anxious...
>>11293591
Oh. Okay. no biggie...
.
Wait, what?!
Poor showing by District 9
Good showing by Fyxe to have a kill!
>>11293616
You gotta buy pads, nigga, pads.
>>11293630
No you don't get it... I'm pretty sure, that blood is not mine.
Fuck I hope I didn't accidently enter on one of those ghost cars who lure women inside to kill them..
>tries to open the door
>It's blocked
>>11293627
I get a power bonus whenever I fight on a beach or a highway, so yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFP_1Nl9f8
>>11293650
You're a ghost car.
Bette Midler turning into the Player of the game with 2 kills already!
I wonder what Beerus looks like with his shirt off, his body all soapy and wet....
Fyxe wasn't kidding with that bonus, good thing Beo came prepared!
>shitposts
The Next Day!!
Beerus and Gascoigne like to live life on the wild side I see.
>The host puts on some black shades.
I too like to live a little wild..
That's a very silly assumption there Velvet, did you pass anyone at all?
Elias is a rude skelly, he and Craig would probably be great friends.
Naturally, the Duck Guymobile can also become a boat.
>>11293696
Why the fuck does this remind me of that one weirdly animated furry ad
>>11293654
I'm not.
Last time I checked I didn't have any wheels.
Don't make a joke about airbags!
>>11293662
Heh. I'll get him next time.
>>11293707
>Picks up the banana peel and put it into the trash.
>>11293726
When you turn into a car your elbows and knees become wheels.
Your tits are still the airbags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7n3dkF5JLA
YONO
A
CUTE
>Press F for Fighter.
Fyxe is really greedy this game. Did you not eat before it?
That Drive-In seems like the place to be for some Summertime Lovin'.
Hey! No bullying in the Arena! Kill him like normal people!
>>11293765
>shit
>no
>i'm not a demon you don't want me
>>11293726
Get me next time? NEXT TIME YOU'LL BE ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE YOU.. You.. weird dog .. thing
>>11293732
Oh... Fuck...
I didn't realize... Then again, I met any mirrors on the highway, I couldn't know.
Do I have a lot of Horse power though?
>>11293765
>opens the microwave
>Puts an instant noodle cup inside
So apparently, I need to warm it for two minutes, 30 seconds...
Huh.
How much is it in Microwave time?
>>11293795
>Do I have a lot of Horse power though?
No you're a fucking fox lmao.
>>11293803
that's racist dude
>>11293795
>microvave time
Fuck off cancerous faggot
I wouldn't really get into a car with Fyxe if I were you guys...
Beerus a dummy.
>*Insert super smart reference to Schrodinger's Cat here.*
Ruri a bitch.
>>11293803
>tfw you've 350 fox power but it doesn't mean shit and even motorcycles are faster than you.
I don't want to be a car anymore...
>>11293781
Jeez? Did you already forget about me? We met yesterday... Remember?
>She takes out the picture of her human form, Beowulf's autograph glistering on her chest
>>11293820
I don't get it
>>11293840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_2MBzfmXY
>>11293828
What are you implying? That I'm gonna crash or eat while driving?
No. I am sensible person, it's gonna be a chill ride.
>puts Super Eurobeat at ear-raping levels
If you're still alive, good work.
>>11293829
>Staring at the photo then back at the furry he double takes many times before scratching his chin.
... How did you... With the... and the hair..
>>11293875
she's dressing up as a furry, just like you are
John is quite the romantic man I see.
My boi Ramen still wrecking bitches left and right.
Geese is a bastard, but a smart bastard.
>*Insert Transformers reference.*
>>11293886
I'M NOT A FURRY YOU NO NAME JOBBER
>>11293901
But you admitted to being a furry >>11293238
in your own words "Oh my god I am a furry.."
>>11293861
>You're still alive through the merit of not having entered at all. You think this makes you the overall winner since there is an absolute 0 percent chance of you being eliminated as a result.
>>11293875
Huh? My hair is still the same though.
And oh well, it's a very... long story... I don't think you'd like to hear it. I guess you must be pretty jealous though. I've read the tabloids about you wanting to be a real furry...
> kindly pats his back
>>11293887
>Gascoin asks for gas coins
Lol nope
>>11293847
I'm scared and confused, but interested.
>>11293945
Let me put it this way
nintendo just won just with indie games.
Sorry about the wait, I had to watch that vid and skip some peace. Back to the bloodshed!
>>11293925
By that logic I'm the Ultimate Winner.
God I had no idea laxatives tasted so fucking bad
>>11293918
IT WAS A JOKE. Keep up son. Come on!
>>11293927
I'M NOT A FURRY! I JUST AWOO. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH AWOOING!
I miss Seth
WE'RE STILL HERE?!
I'm rigging it for the ramen btw.
>>11293981
What was he like?
>>11293981
One day he'll be back.
One day.
>>11293959
Neat! I wonder what kind of car it is!
>Opens wikipedia Kia Sorento 2015
>It's not a FR car
Dropped...
>>11293986
come on man! not cool!
did that time in your car mean nothing to you!?
>>11293981
I miss Jude's shitposts.
>Status Status: Updated.
Can some kind person do a quick headcount of the remaining tributes please?
>>11293986
>>11293959
>Well, you can't argue with that logic. So, you don't.
>>11294009
9 left
>>11293976
Hey. You don't have to tell me how awesome awooing is! But I'm just saying. No matter how much power you put into your awoo, you will never bit a proper dog awoo like mines, that's just how it is.
>>11294009
Nine guys still alive
>>11293934
Put the context back.
>>11294016
>>11294021
Oh thank you tw-
>BOOOOOOM!!!!
H-how many now though?
>>11294032
shit
>>11294032
You really did rig for the ramen after all... Wow!
>>11294021
OH you think you can out AWOO me? REALLY? Come on with it! Let me see your war face!
>>11294032
Thank god, I can go sleep finally.
Thanks for hosting etc etc.
>>11294043
I'm sorry.....
FEASTO BEASTO TIME!!!!!!
>>11294044
Alright! Check this out!
>Puts on some cool shades
>Breathes in
BO-... no I mean.. AWOOO!!!
>>11294063
Suddenly I'm feeling really hungry for some ramen right now.
>>11294063
Wait I thought I died on the first slide but now I'm here...
>>11293981
I miss Matoi
>>11294063
I am really gonna die like this?
N-No!
I'm gonna do a 180° drift and stop before I fall
>Pulls the handbrake
>The Kia Sorento 2015 is a fucking FF car and you can't drift with that
>Falls down the cliff
>Someone recorded the crash and uploaded it on an Initial D meme compilation on youtube
Ladies and Gents!
YOUR FINAL THREE!!!
If you've made it this far, Lady Luck has either really taken a liking to you, or they're planning a really cruel trick.....
Either way, give yourself a pat on the back and be happy! You're still alive.
>>11294104
>Lady luck
Fuck this bitch
>places a pile of poppadoms with some mango chutney, lime pickle and mint yogurt in the middle of the thread
>>11294104
>You eat the Ramen.
>>11294104
Looks at the peasantry incapable of traveling alone
>>11294104
the best food will win
>>11294100
Dean no
>>11294115
hands off
that ramen is mine
>>11294071
Pfft. You call that an awoo? Step back and watch this.
>Flipping his Wulf head up to cover his head he squats down, posing before reeling his head back
AWOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>11294110
POPPADOMMO MONSTO HOSTO
>>11294107
>>11294115
>>11294127
HEY QUIET DOWN BY THE PEANUT GALLERY!!
Place your bets on the winner, I skipped some peace and the next slide shows our winner.
>>11294127
>If the man wants it, he'll have to pry it from your warm, functioning stomach. The digestion process has already begun.
>>11294147
I see a confident combatant, an animal and a nourishing snack... The winner is obvious
>>11294134
W-What?!...
>She puts a hand into her face in a dramatic shonen like fashion.
A-Alright, I admit you're aren't that bad for a human, it was almost as if I had a real wolf before me. BUT!!
>She points her finger to the sky
There are things that are unreachable no matter how much you try! Listen to a owl directly from the dephts of hell!
Ä̻̹͈̠̩̍̾̓̏̄̔ͫ̕͡W̸̵̢̟͍̤̮̭̻͕̣̬̬͋̒͗̊͋ͩ̓ͣ͛ͦͪͪ̽̈́̈̓͢͠ͅͅƠ̷̮̟̠̩̮͎͉̱͖̱͖͙̭͎ͦͤͩ̿̔̀̚͟O̷̝̣͖͗͗͊̀͞Ơ͈̮̪̯̖͉̥̘̟͙̗̖͐̒ͤͮ̊̎ͫ̌ͫͅƠ̸̰̯̭̗̙͔̩̩͔̠̙̬̳͓̼̑̇ͨͪ̀͑̌̐̎̎͊͛ͭͪ̔ͤͧ͢͜Ŏ̷̡̠̮̞̤͇͇̺̪̣͔͍̻̬͐̿͊ͦͫ̀́ͮͅƠ̷͍͍̥͍̗͔̗͉͔̖̟̫̽̂̾̍̃̔ͤͬͯͨͯ͌̈̿̃ͅO̸̶̸̺̗̪͓ͩ̓̽͒́ͦͬͤ̍̈́͐ͪ͌͑͋̉̇ͬ̌͡ͅǪ̶̻̼̰̻͓̯̻̰̩̖̮̍ͩͫ̌ͯ͡Ō̴͕͕̰͖͙̙͍̹͉̗͙̦̹̰̓͘̕ͅͅỌ̵̶̥͓͓̣̼̩̞̘̜ͮ́̿̃̏̌̏ͪ̾ͤͦͦͫ̽͌̆͝ͅ!̷͎̦͓̣̦̠̯̪̦ͮͩ̈́̓̊ͩ͒̈̓̽͋̓͠!̡̡̜̜̗͎̫̟̰̤͕͈̰̯̭̱̯̥̜̾́͐ͮ̄ͯ̉̀͑̓͒̌̑̽͌̒ͅ
>>11294147
ME!
>>11294177
>thrusts my hand right into your stomach, grabbing the ramen right from your stomach
Holy fucking shit we're on Page 9?
>>11294187
Oh look, you were right.
>>11293981
It's not the same without him.
>>11294188
>Well that was...uncomfortable.
>>11294189
>Too bad ol' Butterfingers let it slip right onto some train tracks. Now no one gets the ramen. Actions have consequences.
>>11294182
>>11294189
I set the probability of you winning to zero.
>>11294189
>>11294205
I won the race! Thank you for the chance!
>I feel bad for not RPing much but I was absorbed in some creepypastas.
>>11294189
>>11294205
It appears fate has played a cruel trick on me once again.
As per usual I am unbeatable but my own curiosity got the best of me
Thanks for the game host