/roommates/ - Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape Discuss

mmmmm, dripping wet bonbon

I wanna fug the chiggun

>Be Mike
>Having sex with your chickfriend
>Yes, that was a synonym for girlfriend, please shoot me anytime
>Sexytime is great nonetheless
>Orgasm simultaneously, like in all your hentai
>"Ahh! Mike!"
"Ahh! Chica!"
>Oh noes
>Chica looks at you angrily "Did you just call me Chica!?"
"Not that Chica, I swear!"
>Chica bursts into the room "Did someone call m-- Oh! Don't mind if I do."
>Chica undresses and jumps into bed with Chica and you, impacting with the force of two Enola Gays
>"Ahhhh! What are you doing, get out, Chica! I'm having sex with Mike!" Chica screams
>"Is everything okay?" Chica asks, stumbling into the room, carefully moving along the wall and eventually finding the bed and wasting no time to join Chica, you and Chica
>"Oh my god! First Chica, and now you, Chica. WTF! I just want to fuck my man!" Chica shouts
>"Chill out, Chica." says Chica, nudging the other Chica with her elbow "We just wanna have some fun."
>Chica blushes, her droopy eyes unfocused, broad grin speading on her features as she feels her way on top of your naked body "I- I guess, not that I mind."
>"Oh my goodness, what are you four doing in bed together?!" Chica asks shocked, her wings on her hips as she saunters into the room
>"Not you too, Chica!!!" Chica screams
>Chica mounts you, ignoring your weak protests, but is quickly pushed back into the sheets by Chica
>She quickly takes her place, meanwhile, Chica undresses, face flushed red in embarrassment "Well, it's been some time."
>Three Chicas hold you down, while the fourth straddles you in earnest this time, no thong in the way
>"Fine, but only today." Chica grumbles
>Halfway through, Bonnie pops into the room "Oh! Orgy? Mike?! Yessssss! Count me in!"
>Before Chica can protest, Bonnie already jumped into bed with you, Chica and the other Chicas, undressed before she touches the sheets
>Chica pulls on the feathers on her head in a display of encroaching madness "Hoh, mai, gawad!"
>"Bonnie! Come here!" Bonnie shouts

>>11287524
You know I can still tell which Chica is which. Good writing.

>>11287524

>Turning her attention back to to you, Bonnie begins slobbering you up and down "Hmm~ so smooth. I could do this all day."
>"W-What the fuck is going on here?" Bonnie asks on the wing, her eyes focused on Chica bouncing up and down your cock
>Chica sits left to your head, gently holding your arm in her lap
>Your other arm is captured the same way by Chica sitting on the other side, resting her chicken breasts on your head and playing with your hair
>Her dopey smile exuding a content happiness that is contagious
"I- I'm about to--"
>Bonnie snaps her head around to look at your face for the fraction of a second, her reaction time positively shorter than a planck-length
>She shoves Chica off of you, just as your first wave of baby batter gets ejected into space
>Before the second wave is free, Bonnie has your cock already buried deep in her throat, but instantly pulls back
>"Ack! Blech!" she retches and coughs for a few long seconds, wiping a stray strand of cum from her chin "It looked so easy on my DVD's." she exclaims meekly with a paw on her throat
>Several Chicas fight to keep their laughter under control, an addling cacophony of giggling, chirping and cheeping as your orgasm slowly abates, leaving you in a delirious afterglow
>Looking down the bed, you spot Bonnie in the middle of undressing, frozen in her motions
>Her eyes squinted at the white rope of Mikejuice (tm) that runs down the middle of her forehead, over her cute bunny nose and lips, ending in a dangling droplet that just won't drip off of her chin
>Chica breaks her out of her trance, not too happy about missing her price the first time, grabbing her in a stronk embrace and planting a messy kiss on the rabbit's lips, adding white lipstick to her runny make-up
>The comparably frail girl tenses up at first, but a quick glance around the room of naked animal folk washes away any and all of her inhibitions
>She practically melts under Chica's ministrations

>>11287524
>>11287606
<33333333333

>>11287606

>Witnessing this display of lewd depravity, your soldier stands at attention again
>Ready and willing to do his part in the greater scheme of things
>Chica releases your arm and begins to feel her way down your body
>Feathers wrapping around the base of your operations, and wastes no time in indulging herself
>Taking it all in her beak, gently, not like a savage the way Bonnie did
>"Uhm, Bonnie is 18, right?" Chica asks worried
>You look around and spot Bonnie standing in the door, eyes wide like saucers, taking in the sights in silent awe
>Then, slowly, she takes a step in your direction
>Then another, and another
>It would be really creepy if she didn't have the physique of a twelve year old
>Bonnie wordlessly takes off her floral patterned one-piece dress just as Bonnie almost falls through the door
>"Gee whillikers, these ol' stilts really aren't wor-- Oh." Bonnie's face says it all
>First shock, then dissappointment, then enthusiasm after Chica beckons him--
>Wait, what?
>No!
>Bonnie takes off his shirt as he does a jiggly dance to the bed
>Stop! This is your fantasy!
>No other penises allowed!
>And he crawls right at you after taking off his prosthetics!
>You struggle, but Chica and Chica have you under control
>Bonnie wastes no time to straddle you, Bonnie and Chica helping him up
>He lines up his... his...
"Wait a moment, aren't you a boy? What's with the buhgina?"
>Bonnie shrugs, disinterested in your reasoning "Let's not think about that too hard."
>...okay
>The moment you made your peace with these new circumcances, Freddy walks nonchalantly into the room
>Biggest tits you've ever seen on a person jiggle almost out of her top
>You bite your lower lip as another Freddy comes in after Freddy, sporting boobs just as huge
>It's literally impossible to tell them apart
>"Rejoignez-nous sur le plaisir." one of them says
>"Whatever you just said." replies the other bear "I just wanna shag Mike."

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>>11288373
Now shit's really gone off the rails

R.I.P. Mike he was sexed to death

>>11287450
go update Boxdog Weaver

WHERE'S THE BIG GAY FAZ FICS

Who out of the cast has the biggest dick? Saying Peanut or Mangle is cheating

>>11289210
why would it not be peanut?

Post the fat chicken. I doubt care about any of this shit except the fat one.

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>>11289210

>>11288864

But who would he be big and gay with, anon?

>>11289225
I'm saying Peanut probably has a massive penis, a giant Peenut

>>11289210
Faz > Fred > Bonworth > Mike > Peanut > Rackham > [Foxglove if male] > Bonson
Haddock not listed because fuck you he's pure don't even think about it.

>>11288641
>in other news, the first human in the world was snu-snu'd to death, more at eleven

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>>11287524
>>11288373
>>11287606

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>>11287450
>archive is down again
Damn it I just found the time to catch up too

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>>11290367
https://archived.moe/trash/thread/11254551/
You can use this archive to read threads, but I think you're out of luck until desu is back when it comes to images.

>>11290178
Favourite scene in the story

>>11290937
By far, absolutely heartwarming.

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I need someone to tell me who drew this

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I'm bored

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>>11290720
>Only one pair of arms

>>11289365
Mike, obviously >>11289374

>>11291270
Problem?

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>ywn emotionally abuse Chiclet, using her missing beak as leverage to play on her low self esteem and further her horrid self image
>ywn insult her daily, each word like a knife that pushes her deeper into depression and causing her to isolate herself from her friends
>yeah simultaneously comfort her while reminding her of her disfigurement and loneliness as you move into the position of the only good thing in her life
>ywn tell her to wear a bag over her head when you go out
>ywn fuck her from behind while she stares into the old image of her before the accident as you reassure her that she will never be beautiful ever again
>ywn force her to do degrading and disgusting sexual acts for you that she gladly agrees to just because she longs for intimacy and is horrified of you leaving her
>ywn eventually leave her causing her to commit suicide

>yeah do the exact same thing to Cheeky using her weight and cancer, and then Goose using her blindness

It's not fair, bros.

>>11291757
You are a heartless, cruel person. Get out.

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i need pictures of bonnibel for reference as is getting kinda hard to animate with only the 3 pics i got so far.}

can you guys help me postig bonibel pictures drawn by weaver?

>>11291907
I simply have different tastes, anon.
We need more bully/sadfics.

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>>11291923
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=weaver+toy_bonnie&pid=20

There's not that many to begin with unless you're also counting the animatronic.

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>>11291954
And even those are dubious.

Who's the worst person out of the 16 roommates? From a moral viewpoint.

>>11290741
Artist?
>>11291246
Draw April?

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>>11291977
But basically it's all summed up like so
>Lop-ear
>Really large eyes with tiny pupils4
>Bit of a cowlick or short bit of "hair" (sometimes a little more in the form of a front-facing curl)
>Ears go just past her shoulders
>Small/(Delicious) flat chest
>Shorter than mike
>Basically jailbait, but legal
>peppy on up days, down days are REALLY down
>usually anywhere between anxious to panicked

>>11291998
Oh that's easily Foxglove. Predatory to the point where Bonnibel freaked out at the suggestion that Mike might have also been molested and Chiclet has had to have a talk with her before, steals underwear, drugs people, does "things", takes unsolicited pictures of her 'friends' and sells them online (later retconed so that mike knows, but doesn't make it any better), huge hypocrite, all around shit person

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>>11292037
The aforementioned curl. Also noting that she does have a mature side to her that will pop up at times. Seems rare, though. She once lectured mike and took a huge leap towards the MIkebowl during one of those moments, much to April's chagrin.

>>11291141
Spiffy Doodles on tumblr. He hasn't done any more Roommates stuff as far as I can tell though.

Why isn't there an image of Mike getting felt up by Chiclet, Cheeky, and Goose labeled "Chick Magnet"?

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>>11293488
Too obvious?

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>>11294682
Someone needs to suck on a water bottle.

>>11294682
>>11294689
I need this for every character stat.


EVERY character

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>>11292037
>Small/(Delicious) flat chest
Not necessarily. It's hard to tell which is canon.

>>11294762
Which roommate has the biggest tits!?
Which has the biggest ass?!
These are very important questions.

>>11294801
I feel like goose has one award. I want to see that first prize ribbon pinned on that ass.

>>11294801
Chiclet or Cheeky have the biggest knockers, mango has the biggest ass?

>>11294801
>Tits
Either Mango, Chiclet, Cheeky or Goose. All three of them are described as notably busty, with Mango being described as a shortstack, and goose's bra being described as large when it fell on mikes head, iirc.
>Ass
Cheeky, Mango, or Chichi
Cheeky is just a big girl and is drawn wider than most of the others. Mango again because of her "shortstack" status, and Chichi just because she's a big eater.

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>>11294689

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>>11294901
But Chichi keeps all that weight off, somehow.

>>11294969
incredible

>>11294969
So angry she unblinking leers through the torrent splashing down on her eyeballs

>>11295169
I think she's screaming.

>>11294682
>>11294689
>Tits
So Foxglove confirmed for female.

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>>11295206
she's whatever you want her bahgina to be

>>11295206
She's a fit-all size, anon

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>>11295206
>Foxglove
>ever being confirmed for anything
And ruin the running gag they've spent 2 years on?
Weaver likes the titty so sometimes he draws the titty.

>>11295206
Foxglove's sex is a quantum state. I tried asking poke and he just described what she was wearing.

Speaking of foxglove, where's that glory hole greentext?

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>>11295703
This one?

>>11295737
Yeah that one.

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>>11294801
Consult the chart.

>>11295965
But that chart is relative size.
Which one of them has the physically largest mammaries?

I think Chiclet might.

>>11296018
Going right is absolute size
Going up is relative size. So whomever is furthest to the right has the biggest tits overall, whereas whomever is highest has the biggest compared to their size.
This means, according to that chart, Cheeky has the overall largest, while Mango has the biggest in relation to her size.

Also is this weaver or a mimick? I don't recall him drawing this one.

>>11296018
Relative on the vertical axis. Absolute size on the horizontal axis.

>>11296018
Y axis: breast size relative to person size.
X axis: breast size, absolute.

So Mango tops the "relative size" for being short and chesty, while Bonbon scores low for being flat and tall(ish).

>>11296075
>I don't recall him drawing this one.
It's from a couple of weeks ago.

>>11296159
Yeah but isn't he still on his pack street kick?

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>>11296182
People can draw more than one subject at a time.

>>11296182
Contrary to popular belief Weaver actually keeps his fingers in a lot of pies at the same time.

>>11296229
UNF

I want Foxglove to make me her bitch. Like park me between her legs while she does online shit, and make me eat her out for hours.

>>11297173
>her

>>11297574
>him

>>11297589
>It

If we can all agree that being transgendered is a mental illness, why do people like Foxglove

>>11297663
Herms are naturally in between male and female, silly

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>>11297173
Same but with Foxglove's feminine penis

>>11297663
the social stigma of non-binary genders is exciting for some people, much like young girls that are into bad boys, it's the same principle

>>11292025
Was me, I don't really have an active place for art and I haven't drawn in a couple of years. Hope to be drawing more stuff for you guys soon.

>>11297663
It's not a tranny, it's a quantum vagina. Trannys are still gross

>>11297663
I don't. I hate foxglove romantically

>>11297663
Half of the cast is mentally ill.

>>11297933
Half the "women" in this thread are mentally ill.

>>11297981
There are no girls on the internet

>>11298005
except me ;)

>>11298019
Bruh
R
U
H

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>>11297663
>transgendered
If Foxglove is male, he's a predatory trap.

>>11298077
Remember when Altmangle had a cocktongue?
Good times.

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>>11298124
Boy do I.
All the AO3 readers getting triggered by Foxglove during the remaster makes me wonder how anally annihilated they'd have been if they were around for the evolution of his animatronic counterpart.

>>11298219
Robot mangle is fine, foxglove is the loveable(?) degenerate.

>>11297611
>xe

>>11298259
>thon

>>11298219
I really wish that had a follow-up where the lack of oxygen caused her to drop to her knees and you'd get a wet pantyshot. And AltMangle would be actively groping her.

>>11298219
My beef with foxglove is that there was a distinct lack of that back and fourth. I want predatory mangle in full force, not some cloak and dagger bullshit

>>11298271
>whom'st've

>>11298343
>fhtagn

>>11291246
1) Nice
2) Get the Radical Image Optimization Tool and use it if you're not phoneposting.

I also have a tutorial in my massive pile of bookmarked art tutorials somewhere-I think-if you want to crop those and take the lines off them.

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>>11298323
AltMangle was no stranger to being sneaky to get what he wanted, either. But the focus on cloak and dagger methods was an necessary downplaying of AltMangle's lechery in order to get Foxglove to function in the story as a more reasonable pervert and not someone that would have been beaten and arrested long before Mike arrived.
Foxglove at their full power level will have to remain in the realms of smut fics about shit like Mike moving into Foxglove's apartment and learning to love the terrible mistake he's made or whatever.

>>11298420
>A

>>11298624
Yeah, sadly. How do you give other people hateboners? I need to pass this on to someone more creative.

>>11297574
>>11297589
>>11297611
>Foxglove
>The mystery, the enigma
>Tonight you'll finally find out for yourself if the fox has a pecker or nah
>The clock hits 3 a.m., time to strike
>You tippety toe your way over to the fox's room and press your ear against the door
>Silence
>Grabbing the doorhandle with both hands, you apply upwards pressure on it to reduce the friction on the hinges
>Eliminating nearly all sound the door makes as you gently swing it open
>The room is dark, but the full moon is out, giving you more illumination that you could ask for
>Photographs hang on a cork wall, Foxglove in earlier years, Mango is in many of them
>The two have history, but none of the pictures show your Foxie in a revealing light
>The one's that are full bodyshots all show Mangle wearing long dresses, only the tip of a shoe can be seen in a particular old photo
>N- Not that you expected to find nude photos lying about in the middle of the room...
>Next to the photographs are dozens of pictures, weird looking designs, patterns and mandalas
>One makes your head hurt just looking at it
>You turn away from the brain juicer and see Foxglove lying in bed
>It's all so pink and girly, it feels forced
>Like the fox is desperately trying to convince someone that there's a buhgina between those furry legs
>Well, you're about to find out
>Stepping up to the sleeping figure, slowly, gently, you pull down the covers
>Revealing Foxglove's sleeping form, clad in... green pajamas?
>Wew
>Normal legs? Check.
>Normal feet? Uhm, normal lower paws? Check.
>Normal buhgina? About to be checked
>Here goes nothing
>Your fingers curl around the hem of the pajama pants, velvet fur brushing against your backhand as you slowly pull them down, inch by inch, centimeter by centimeter, agonizingly slow
>A glance at Foxglove's face reveals yellow eyes leisurely observing your sexual assault

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If Mike hadn't moved out early, how much longer do you think it would have taken for Chiclet win the Mike Bowl?

>>11298803
>Caught like a deer in headlights, you freeze in the middle of your motion, knuckles buried in the trimmed pubic hair of a pink crotch
>Your gut wrenches in fear and a cold sweat breaks out on your forehead
>All kinds of scenarios playing out in your head at once
>Blackmail, prison, forced marriage with a possible trap
>The fox snaps you out of it with a paw that traces down the side of your face "Why stop now? Go on."
>It's too late now anyway, time to bite the bullet
>With renewed vigor, you adjust your grip
>Both hands on either side of the pajama pants, and with one smooth motion, you reveal it
>What you see is beyond description, your mind reeling with images it cannot comprehend
>You feel your mind slipping, and before you lose yourself completely, your eyes snap back to Foxglove, pleading for an explanation
>Mangle's Mouth distorts into a wicked grin that bares more fangs than any creature should have
>A new eye opens on the forehead, piercing your heart and soul
>A mouth opens on the shoulder with a tongue lashing out wildly
>There is something slimy tugging on your arm, pulling you towards Foxglove's crotch but the fox's paws are both in your sight
>One is supporting the head and the other is resting on the bed
>You dare not look, lest your sanity slips away completely
>The extra mouth on the fox's shoulder grins "Y͎̟̜͞m̧g̹͔̯̕'̨̬̮̝ͅ ̘̗͉̩̀a̳̬̝͓͟hn̬̪̣y̫̥̖ͅt͇̘̪͈̱̘̰h̶̯͙̞͔̯̜̬o͓̦̪̞͢ṟ̜̭̱ ͍a̳͜h̰͇͎̝̠n͈̝̻̼͔ṋ̼̩̯̣̤n̴̻͎ ̛̝̰̰̤̯͚͙a͈͔̯̳h̶f̨̝̱'̦͇̪̦̩̝̪p̢̘̪̜̬,̵̩ M͔͍͚̣i̶͖̝̳͈ͅke̛̗."
>Your brain feels like it's flying out of your skull
>Before you know it your face dives down to meet Mangle's loins
>You blank out
>The next morning you wake up, nose full of girly perfume, and find yourself in a pink bed next to a sleeping fox
>You have no idea what happened last night, but that was the best sex you've ever had

>>11298803
Go on.

>>11298846
Was not expecting that. Not disappointed. /, Would fthagn again.

>>11298827
Two weeks. Chiclet was pretty familiar and friendly towards mike and had already broached the topic of the guy being pent up. On top of that mike's been a 10/10 roommate by being able to carry his own weight as well as helping out whenever possible.
We also know that Chiclet has some insecurities revolving around her missing beak and we also know that Mike likes to poke around with things he's not a part of.

I figure mike would have eventually shown romantic interest in chiclet, probably at the encouragement of Mangle, and tried to venture for it. Chiclet, thinking mike wouldn't be able to see past her disfigurement, would push mike away. Mike would become discouraged before doubling down and trying for a grand romantic gesture, resulting in him accidentally hurting chiclet's feelings. There'd be a moment of seperation, where Freddy and Mangle mediate between the two. Maybe with Bonnie giving her version of "I like you, but I know you like chica as well, and I want to see you happy" speech, where mike goes to make things up with Chica. Sloppy makeouts happen, Jeremy kills nisha and escapes because the subplot never takes off.

>>11298886
I call it: At the Mangles of madness

>>11298846
You know what? Yeah fuck it! I can roll with Foxglove being an eldritch horror. A mass of tentacles and a smile.

>>11298886
Apparently I can't into ASCII symbols on this keyboard. Shame. Point still stands, writing was enjoyable.

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>>11298919
>weeks
*months.

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>>11298957
>A mass of tentacles and a smile.
Sounds like perfection

>>11298846
Best thing is, my brain - which loves finding random-ass patterns where there are none atall - saw the Lovecraft-speak, and immediately 'decoded' it to
>Anything for a fap, Mike

Fitting.

>>11294682
>>11294689
>>11294969

isnt this mrs. wilde

>>11299328
Nah, Weaver's Mrs. Wilde is based off the way he draws Mangle. He mentioned it in a stream.

>>11298971

someone explain the joke
does he only speak spanish

>>11299428
Freddy only speaks French.
They hire a repairman to fix him and get him to speak English.
The repairman only speaks Spanish.
It's a back and forward of "What?" in French and Spanish.

>>11287450
Damn, haven't seen Weaver's art in forever. Is this where you've been lurking the whole time?

>>11299679
Hes been lurking in the Zootopia threads. We're just fans of Roommates.

>>11299744
This. In spite of someone trying to force the two together.

he does dip in here from time to time

>>11299827
then he witnesses the faggotry in here and dips right back the fuck out

>>11299820
What? A Zootopia Roommates crossover?

>>11298846
Hot.

>>11299897
>This
faggotry
He floated around when the fnaf general were doing the whole "different iterations of the same character go on dates" thing. Our "faggotry" is tame by comparison. He's seen some shit, because I'VE seen some shit and I'm casual lurker and not a drawfag that lurked the threads often

>>11299910
What is this, a crossover episode?

>>11300906
Not until they're in the same house, Anon. Gosh.

>>11290937
Same. Also what made April best girl in my book

>>11300969
>Marion expands apartment complex by buying another apartment building on the opposite side of the block
>Turns out the street on the other side of the block is Pack Street
>The more social chicken and rabbit characters including Chichi with a blueberry pie head over to greet their "new neighbors" unaware they are crossing dimensions
>Hijinks and unicorns ensue

>>11301078
Who's the superior thot? Foxglove or Avo?

>>11301141
I actually took a break reading Pack Street about 5 chapters in and kept forgetting to continue reading it. I'll get back to you once I've gathered sufficient data.

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>>11294762
>Tight squeezing garments on breasts.
>Dat spillage
If only it was BonBon, or April, or really anyone other than Bonnibel (She's pure)
Then this would be right up my alley.

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>>11299910
>What? A Zootopia Roommates crossover?

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Real question time motherfuckers.

Outta all the roommates, which one would you go on a first date with out on the town? They have some choice on where to go for lunch/dinner or where to dick around at, but expect you to have some say on the matter on where the two of you will go. Who do you hang out with to increase your relationship platonically with, and to potentially go up to first base with, and where'd you two go?

>>11302090
Foxglove.
A mall, both for the fabric and the cheap yet delicious food court. We'd take the actual food outside though.

>>11302090
Date-wise?
Foxglove. She seems like someone that would be pleasant to talk to and have a lot to say. Also if it were just a date there'd be no chance of anything particularly weird happening.
Or Cheeky. I feel like she'd also have a lot to say and while I'm not going to say she'd be a cheap date her tastes seem a lot more down-to-earth, so I don't have to try and pretend I know a lot of shit that I clearly don't.

Platonic?
Beanie, Bonbon, or Cheeky
They all seem like bro-tier, with the first two having similar interests in vidya and awful overseas cartoons respectively. Also Cheeky just seems fun to hang out with. Chill, but not boring. I'd say Peanut but really he's too lax, Bonworth is too uptight even for me, and as much as I'd like to, I don't think I'd be able to understand Frederick. We'd both get frustrated.

First-base?
Cheeky, Foxglove, Mr Fazbear, or Frederick
Cheeky and Frederick both seem like the kind that'd really be tuned into their partner in bed and cuddlers. The kidn of gentle lover someone could hope fur.
Foxglove is apparently lanky enough to move through vents, which could be fun. And assuming we're already past the body issues she seems like she'd know things that'd make a whore blush.
Fred needs a good lay as much as I do. It'd be strictly business but it'd be business we would both enjoy. Also anyone that says a strong man in a suit isn't the best shit is lying to themselves and others.

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>>11302090
I'll admit, it's hard to pick, but Bonnibel is my favorite bun- if only by a hare's breadth (har har). Maybe lunch at the park, perhaps a picnic?

>>11302090
Mike. We could bond over being humans and I could get his weird human penis into my weird human buhgina.

>>11302805
>Not wanting Foxglove's fox dick in your weird human buhgina
Anon

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>>11302090
Beanpole

Go get some vidya, some pizza, crash on the sofa and play those, maybe move on to a movie or something after the game gets a bit less fun. If we're both not dead tired and collapse asleep where we are, I'd say bye and ask when I can hang out to play more vidya again. That'd be nice.

>>11303145
>Knot wanting Foxglove's fox dick in your weird human buhgina

>>11303145
I'm not a lesbian

>>11303297
>>11302805
And if you were in Mike's place instead, him not being there rather, whose penis would you instead put into your weird human vagoo?

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Is Goose completely, 100% blind? It sometimes seems like she has a tiny bit of vision left, but if anyone knows for certain, that'd be much appreciated

>>11303785
She seems to be fully blind, but considering she didn't get even a page of characterization it's up for speculation. I mean battery acid to the eyes isn't something I expect you to keep your sight from

>>11303352
Bonworth. He's handsome with a twist.

>>11303785
I want to goose Goose.

>>11304095
What does that even mean?

>>11304550
goose someone = butt pinch/grab

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>>11302090
Assuming I'm replacing Mike, I'd certainly go out on a date with Cheeky. She certainly showed interest and would probably be fine with someplace simple to eat at, which suits me just fine.

Hanging out with I'd choose Beanie first, since we have similar interests in the form of vidya games and /tg/. Bonbon I could probably get along with too, just watching cartoons and shit. Any of The Wreck as well, including Cheeky. I'm too fond of them and they're all pretty low-key too so I could definitely see us spending lazy afternoons together as a group.

First-base I'd probably try with Beanie and Bonbon, maybe see where it went before trying anything else though. Rackham too, preceded by teasing him about looking good in a dress. Foxglove maybe, if I can get her to drop most the constant deceptive shit around me. And Cheeky for obvious reasons.

>>11304641
Wut? In the states, Goosing isn't grabbing someone's ass, it's jabbing a finger into the crack through the fabric of the pants, or as Google calls it, poking someone between the buttocks.

>>11302272
>>11302568
>>11302577
>>11302805
>>11304660
>implying they would want to date you
>implying the whole apartment complex won't start a witch-hunt, after they find out that their beloved friend is gone forever because of you

>>11304860
I've always heard it to mean a sharp pinch on the butt, like a goose's bite.

>>11304906
yeah its definitely the pinch. im from the states and thats what ive heard it as

>>11304860
Do people in the US just try to finger each other's butts at random

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>>11303948
Being a goober and/or that he's rabbit Lieutenant Dan? [<spoiler>]And that he's somewhat helpless after getting into bed and taking his legs off?[</fuck>]

>>11304860
I've always heard it was rubbing your crotch on a girl's ass when she's not expecting it.

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>>11304942
Not that I know of, but I did get fingered in the ass in a ghetto high school. Was in a crowd of people in a hallway, suddenly got a finger up the ass up to the hole and heard girls laughing.

Went to the office, told them what's what and if cameras caught that shit. They said no, and one adult fellow there in the office said I shouldn't be complaining that a gal would do that to me. Really started to hate school after that.

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>>11304942
no, that would be Japan. It's called kanchou, you fold your hands together and and jam your index fingers up someone's butt, some add the middle fingers too, it's a common prank among younger school children over there

Chiclet deserves more love in fics and whatnot she's hardly got any

>>11302090
Beanie for all of those, less so for sexual. I just really want a snarky friend. I'm so sick of hanging out with these who haven't given up on their dreams of being artists.

>>11305337
What the fuck, Japan

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in speaking of but stuff

>>11305932
No. She needs to suffer more.

>>11305932
Not to worry, friendo. She's got a chapter all to herself coming up in 'Birthday'.
Granted, that does mean she still has to wait for Bonnibel's chapter to finish, but hey, so does everyone else.

>>11306823
Thanks doc

>>11306868
Get out.

>>11305932
>"M-Mike?" the tall hen asks warily "Why is there so little written about me on this image board?"
>She points on the screen, dozens of links to stories about the tenants
>Barely any with her in them
>"It... It's because of this, isn't it?" she asks deflated, two feathers running over her facial scars
>With a heavy sigh, she clicks the little X button and shuts down her computer, admitting defeat before you even have a chance to say a word
>You shake your head as she gets up and turns away, shoulders slacking and head hanging low
>"Chiclet, Chiclet..." you say dissapointed "You really don't know?"
>Before the tall girl has the chance to turn around again and stare you into submission with puppy eyes that make you question her species, you give her a tight hug from behind
>She tenses up, but quickly eases up again, a feathery hand of hers trailing along your forearm on her belly "You don't have to do this just to cheer me up, I'd feel bad for guilting you into doing this. It's fine, I survived worse."
>Breaking your embrace, she turns around and smiles, lifting a wing to flex for you
>It's fake
>She doesn't believe her own words, even at her lowest she wants others to be happy above all
>Even if she has to silently suffer for it
>You can understand her sentiment though, which makes it all the more important to make her see what's really going on
>Grabbing her head in both hands, you pull her down and plant a big, fat smooch on her cheek, deliberately danger close to her disfigured mouth
>She attempts to pull out but you don't let her "Mike, come on. You don't have to play the marty--"
>You squeeze her cheek against yours and whisper into her ear "The reason there's so little written about you, Chiclet, is because you've already won."
>Your words are puzzling to her "Huh?" is all the sound she manages to make in her confusiong before you continue

>>11307366
>"You're the ideal standard all the other girls have to measure themselves up against. For you, there is no struggle to win me over, and a story isn't as exciting if there is no struggle, no conflict."
>The tall hen listens intently, soaking up every word like a dried out sponge "Foxglove has the mysterious taboo with her ambiguous gender. Beanie is lazy and grumpy, which aren't attractive traits on their own, but that makes her relatable. For Bonbon I'm literally a fetish, which sets the stage for shameless encounters and obsession. For Cheeky it's pretty much the same, there isn't the specification of a fetish, but her personality would make that redundant anyway. But you. You're tall, sweet and handsome."
>It's too much for her, she pulls away, wings against your shoulders, pushing you away from her but you hold her around the midsection
>The blush on her cheeks is visible even through her plumage and she twists her head to the side as to get as far away from making eye contact as possible
>The chicken is wrestling with herself to keep a smile from betraying her true feelings
>"Stop it." she squeezes out of her mouth, barely any trace of honesty in her words
>"You're optimistic, you're responsibly, you're caring. Humble, understanding, sexy, you take things into your own hands... " your eyes flick down to your shoulders "Wings."
>Chiclet's eyes meet yours hesitantly "Y- You're totally overdoing it." her wings no longer hold you at bay
>They merely rest on your shoulders
>"Don't blame me for telling the truth." you say with a grin
>Her hips start moving from side to side, and she looks down at herself "You... think I'm sexy?" her voice is cautious "I mean, my face, I'm ug--"
>"No!" anger rises inside you "You're cute! Nothing can change that and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!"
>Without warning she pulls you close
>The anger you felt moments ago is blown away like chaff before the wind

>>11307371
>Her embrace is strong, she doesn't hold back and you return the gesture in kind
>Your arms slinging around her slender frame
>By accident you lift her off the ground for a second, you forgot that even here, birds are built light
>The two of you stay like this for a long time
>Eventually Chiclet slightly relaxes her chokehold on you, just enough to face you
>With her forehead touching yours, there is so little room between you that you'd just have to purse your lips to give her a kiss
>Her smile is broad and infecting
>Soon, your smile matches her
>"Thanks, I needed that. I think you're cute too." she whispers, barely audible despite her close proximity "That's really nice of you to cheer me up"
>"I didn't do this just to cheer you up." you say cocky, tilting your head so your lips touch hers "I expect to be compensated."
>Her eyelids sink low until her eyes are nothing but narrow slits, not moving an inch away from your lazy kiss "I know of something." she purrs
>Wings slide down your back and squeeze your buttcheeks
>Without warning she cups your ass and lifts you up, turning around with you, and drops the both of you onto her bed with a 'pomf'
>"What are we gonna do on the bed, Chiclet?" you ask playfully
>She plants a series of kisses down your neck, never quite breaking eye contact with you "That's a secret." she says inbetween smooches
>There isn't a lot of room to guess; her face is up here, but her wings have your pants already pulled down to your knees
>Little Mike is already on his shift, and Chiclet let's out a cute chirp as she grabs him
>Surprised to see that she really has this effect on you
>Her grin grows by another magnitude before she dives down
>This is gonna be a long night

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>>11307366
>>11307371
>>11307377
The world needs more of best chicken.
You're doing gods work son.

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>>11307366
>>11307371
>>11307377
Now THIS is the chick fic this thread needed

>>11307946
>>11307990
No, damn it. She needs to suffer.

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>>11308006
She's already suffered enough

After the end of the story, in your honest opinion, who do you believe is going to win the Mike Bowl?

>>11308208
Beanie or Bonbon.
Beanie and Mike just get along well, have a shared experience, and are really comfortable with each other. In spite of just meeting each other they made some really good progress in closeness. Also it sets up a nice parallel with how Safety Schmidt has Beanpole all over him.

Bonbon and mike really had some development, the latter working to improve the former over the humiecon arc as well as little things like making her less of a slob. On top of that Mike is her type, and even without the fetish part, she seems to genuinely like being around him for him.

>>11308208
Honestly, Chiclet.

She was the first to have any kind hinted interested in him. And towards the end it was also hinted as well.

>>11308289
This. Mike would have already had his head between orange feathered thighs if he didn't have to relocate. As someone said, she's his Chica.

>>11308289
>>11308313
There was way more hinting between him and Cheeky though. Even if it wasn't at the end.

>>11308347
Only because Cheeky's a slut. Worst bird.

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>>11308362

>>11308347
I figured that Cheeky and Rackham would get together after jeremy Humans. But Cheeky is a good possibility.
>Rackham is jealous of Mike because of the girls
>Mike doesn't pursue beanie or Chichi
>Rackham gets interested in Cheeky
>Is cucked by Mike.
Like Thottery.

>>11308347
True. And she was the only other chicken mike (intended to) call Chica. If not Chiclet, then Cheeky.

>>11308347
>>11308399
There was the two times they brought up the offer. As well as the time they almost kissed.

>>11294682
>>11294689
>>11294969
>You look over at Mangle, who's clearly not taking the heat as well as everyone else. She's finally shed her heavy blanket and is close to nude as she sits, panting in an attempt to cool herself down some. You doubt it's doing her much good considering her eyes are unfocused and her make-up has started to run through her fur. A devious plan to "help" her out pops into your head.

>"Hey Mangle, would you like some water?" you ask, pointing your water bottle her way to emphasis your question. You do your best to keep a straight face to avoid tipping off the fox.

>"Yes, thank you Bonnie, this atrocious weather is absolutely smothering me," pants the vixen, apparently too exhausted by the heat to suspect anything from you.

>"Okay then," you say, your voice nearly cracking into a full blown laugh as you approach the vixen.

>She leans forward and closes her eyes, clearly not expecting what is about to happen next. Instead of giving her a drink of your water, you squeeze hard on the plastic bottle, causing to to spray out with force all over the vixen's upper body. Her demeanor changes instantly as she's suddenly soaked, eyes snapping open and paws flailing to try and fruitlessly keep herself dry.

>"MICHEAL!" she screeches, her anger in stark contrast to her earlier tired attitude. "YOU BARBAROUS MISCREANT!"

>Luckily for Mangle, the spray of water only lasts a couple seconds before suddenly petering out, leaving you standing there with the seething vixen. You chuckle at the sit of the now wet fox, but Mangle doesn't seem anywhere closed to amused. She's glaring daggers at you and her body heaves with anger at your prank. Water mixed with make-up drips down her body and her paws clench and unclench as she stares at you. Your realization that she's about to attack comes too late as she suddenly pounces you, claws first. She knocks you over and you suddenly find yourself on your back with the furious vixen on top of you.

>>11308542
I was thinking about making them fuck, but I don't really know where to go from here. Maybe something along the lines of "Oh look you got me all wet, now you need to take care of it"?

>>11308542
>>11308556
I'm more concerned why Bonnie changed into Mike.

>>11308572
In serious moments Mangle drops the gimmick and just calls mike mike. Like when mike finally went to make up with mangle

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Mangle's vengeance shall be cruel

>you will never take Faz Fred and Peanut on a sordid reenactment of Anon and The Three Bears

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So I tried applying the Hero's Journey to Roommates but feel like I fucked up. Opinions on where everything would lie, if at all?

Sperg is in the zootopia threads, we're probably safe for the day

>>11308995
there is a chance he might show up here because he got bored. Zootopia is bigger and he is easier ignored by the amount of posts.

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>>11307990
>mike comes back from a window shopping trip
"Hey, anyone remember those crappy 'surprise bags' they used to sell?" he says as he enters to no one in particular, "I got a whole box of 'em for five bucks, just, uh, check the candy before you eat it."
>he trundles into the living room carrying an awkward sized box and drops it onto the floor between Chicklet, Bonnie and Freddy who are all now looking at the mystery package
"Check it out!" Mike says with nostalgic gusto as he tears open the box and hands out a 'surprise bag' to each of the present roommates, he then opens his own bag and dumps the contents on the coffee table "Let's see, black plastic spider ring, tiny thing of rockets candy, a couple of gumballs or possibly jawbreakers aaaand a tiny plastic maze with a ball bearing in it, man, just as terrible as I remember, what did you guys get?" he says, still in his nostalgic fervor "C'est des ordures.""The candy went moldy and everything in here covered in it." the bear and bunny say, staring into the open paper bags "What'd you get Chicklet?" the optimistic mike says
>Chicklet reaches into the bag with a feathery hand and pulls out a pair of wax lips, everybody gets really uncomfortable

>>11308995
aww, I miss him, let me try to do it

>blarg, weaver is a bad artman, hargle barlge

>>11308995
>Check out of curiosity
He literally spammed something that was posted in the /vg/ threads the day before.
He's literally just going from thread to thread about Weaver and shit talking Weaver.
What sort of autismbucks is this dude on and how do I get on it?

>>11309112
hargle bargle is my new band name

>>11299328
Yes.

>>11309360
I mean, what it means probably is he'll post it here tomorrow? Word for word?

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>Sperg is not here, people still talk about Sperg

Lets forget the guy and focus on our private dance.

>>11309421
Add Cheeky and Chichi to that and I'll be happy with it.

>>11309426

Chichi is pure, anon

>>11309431
Not for long.
Toss in Bonnibel and Bonbon too

>>11309431
There's nothing impure about belly dancing. It's pure. PURE!

IMPORTANT QUESTION

WHICH OF THE ROOMMATES ARE STILL VIRGINS

please respond immediately.

>>11309553
Chichi, Bonnibel, Haddock, Rackham, and Mike

>>11309553
Bonnibel (too much of a nervous wreck), Foxglove (too many body issues), Beanie (was pretty nerdy and gawky in HS then went into some entry level job at a chain restaurant), Rackham (too obsessed with Chichi who is clearly not with him), and Peanut (doesn't strike me as the guy to have gotten any action this young)

Chichi maybe because Rackham's so protective over her.

>>11309614
Oh and Marion if we're counting him. If Beanie is a nerd, this guy is a super-nerd. There's no way he's ever scored.

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>>11307366
>>11307371
>>11307377

What happened to the artificial harvest writefriend

>>11309850
Probably busy, like most writefags are.

>>11309553
I'm more curious as to who's taken the most amount of dick.

>>11310895
Chiclet, goose, Cheeky, Mango, or Foxglove.

>>11309056
>Chicklet puts the wax lips on and totally rocks them and everyone has fun.

>>11309614
I don't think Chichi's NOT interested in Rackham so much as she doesn't know that he's into her.

>>11310895

What kind of question is this, it's definitely Cheeky

>>11308249
This. I agree that Bonbon has grown as a character, and a serious relationship could develop between her and Mike.

And as much as I would love to see more Beanie+Mike, I think they would rather stay friends. Don't get me wrong, I feel like there could be something more, but It would require some sitcom-level unexpected events, because as of now I feel like they don't see each other as potential romantic interest.

>>11311143
Cheeky used to be a super nerd. Its either goose or chiclet, being former party hens.

>>11311097
Yeah, but since Chichi doesn't seem to realize that Rackham is into her, they probably haven't dated or fugged. And I have a hard time seeing Rackham just sit idle while Chichi dated/fucked some dude. Unless its already happened and that's why he became such a cockblocker

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Beanie and Chichi are a couple Rackham thinks they are doing normal girl stuff

>>11311170
>because as of now I feel like they don't see each other as potential romantic interest.

then you aren't looking hard enough or you expect relationships to be founded on people coming onto each other like it was an h-game

of the potential relationships he could have the one with her is the most "real" in that they're not desperate for each other and giving it time and space

every other budding ship is based on anime blushing, ranchy sexual come-ons and "OMG I WANT FUG U"

>>11311724
I wonder if Chichi's a lesbian.

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Ay I forgot to mention. Whichever writefag did that april fic, I want you to know you gave me a kink have no way of properly naming. What do you call "Older women that are secretly super-lewd"? because frankly I'm at a loss and sadpanda's not dealing with my bullshit terminology.

>>11313615
The best I can think of is milf

>>11313615
Cougars?

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>>11308115
You know, she wouldn't have to worry so much about being off-putting if she just had a nose.

There we go...

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>>11313910
Aww! Look how happy she is with her new nose-job.

Sperg spotted in /vg/. Stay on guard since he might come by here.

>>11315051
Who cares what that turd thinks? Ignore him, and let him respond to himself forever. We get free bumps when he does that. Win win.

>>11314016
Hah I love the subtlety of the smile.

>>11315522
It's not about what he thinks, it's more like watching a hurricane forecast to see if we're going to get hit by Shitstorm Harvey on it's way along the coast.

>>11315803
you must suffer from severe anxiety issues if you believe that one shit-flinging turd lover can create a storm

>>11313615
Cougars definitely help fit part of the bill, but I can't say what exactly would help define "secretly super-lewd", though I am a fan of it myself.

However, I don't think the fetish will get me off as much as April does if I do somehow find another character or doujin with this premise, and I think that might be because of her wrappings, damaged physique and mentality, as well as that stern, tired look she always has expressed with her one exposed eye.

A terrible thing, as I now have a kink tied entirely around one character, and can't get my kicks off anywhere else.

>>11316035
>as well as that stern, tired look she always has expressed with her one exposed eye
Yeah that's one of the big selling points as well. I can't really place it but don't sweat it: I've acquired no less than three shameful/tricky kinks from this and am now stuck between a rock and a hard place.

>>11315979
That single turd ruined /5N@F/ over the course of three years, he's been shitting up /ztg/ for as long as he's been able to infiltrate their social groups, and before we knew it was him he even made this place nearly intolerable during our first few days as a general.
The guy is like one of those parasitic strangler vines that choke trees to death, except powered by boredom and autistic envy.

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>>11316076
Best to enjoy what content comes from the merciful art and writefags then.

No other expression comes to mind here than a dehydrated man waiting for water from a faucet that only drips one drop an hour. What comes is so thankfully refreshing, but comes at such a dreadfully slow pace. I can't say I'd prefer quantity over quality though, so I am still thankful for what is there now.

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>>11314016
yeah

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>>11316112
So he's essentially just a troll and everyone falls for his bait instead of just hiding his posts and ignoring him. Every reply he gets makes him come back, and I assure you, if he reads these posts about people talking about him, he's going to be happy that people acknowledge him and comes back even more. This is exactly what he wants. You give it to him and then whine and moan about how you don't understand why he doesn't leave. Just wow.

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>>11311724

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>>11316377
Sister, is that you? At long last we finally meet each other.

>>11316451
the guy will have a sockpuppet circlejerk with himself even if no one responds to him

he's been following weaver around for years over multiple boards and websites, ignoring him isn't going to make an autist of this level go away

he's like a flaming paperbag of dogshit on your door step, there's no graceful way to deal with it

>>11316451
>So he's essentially just a troll
He's IRL sent photos of where people live and death threats to people's families of CCs. This isn't some btard, he's a fucking psycho.

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>>11316719
>>11316675
why do furries have to have the craziest people?

>>11316762
>furries
Naw tumblr is an entirely new layer of crazy. I'd rather take a fistful of furfags than the residents of Dashcon any day.

>>11316719
>He's IRL sent photos of where people live and death threats to people's families of CCs.
Can you imagine telling your mom or dad that the reason somebody is saying that they're going to kill them and sending them photos of their house is because you drew fanart of someone's fanart of a video game?

>>11316451
Shut the fuck up and stop posting this boring shit everywhere you stupid cunt

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>>11316874
watch out guys, we have 3rd degree buttburn over here

>>11316874
there you are

What's with that foxglove has a penis meme
I legitimately don't get it

>>11318247
>Meme
Ha, good one Anon.

>>11318247
The characters in roommates, with the exception of Nisha, Afton, the humanitronics, and Marion, all have robot parallels. The robot mangle that Foxglove is based off of is "male" in that it was a secret message in one picture, and people roll with it. The foxglove in Roommates is left ambiguous, though and even though I've made several efforts to figure it out I only ever get clothing descriptions.

Example: Also apparently Fredderick's parents are pigs but at this point I'm 100% sure he's just fucking with me.
A: Where did Freddy(Frederick) come from?
Well, anon, when a boar and a sow love each other very much…
1: Is Carrol a Ruby expy?
No.
α: What’s going on between Foxglove’s legs?
It’s summer, so I’d imagine a pair of linen capris with elegant ruffled cuffs. Stylish and comfortable!

Anyways yeah it's whatever you want. I'm going with hermaphrodite/eldritch horror because then I can still be disgusted, but have options.

>>11318339
>Fredderick's parents are pigs
Male bears are called boars and female bears are called sows.

>>11318393
Oh. Well I learned something today! EXCEPT WHAT'S SORT OF JUNK FOXGLOVE HAS! Man I just want to know what I should be feeling when fapping to that stupid fox. Fuck subtext, that mangle's a compulsive liar just means that lying about lies could also be a thing and thinking of that double-bluff reacharound hurts my head a little.

>>11318339
>Frederick's parents
>Not Frogs

C'mon, that's low hanging fruit.

>>11318429
Junk? Anon, Foxglove has no junk! It's only the highest quality and most fashionable of haute couture. But that Mango character probably has lots of junk, all up in her trunk. Lots of junk. Inside her trunk. Her large trunk, anon. That floozy.

>>11319256
Fuck off, Foxglove.

>>11318339
That post confused the hell out of me, I have no idea what I just read but I love it.

>>11315803
My statement stands. Let him be a Complete Fucktard. Don't respond to his obvious bait. It's not hard like at all.
>>11316112
>shitting up a general
Those who respond to him are the ones shitting up threads. Stop giving him (you)'s.
>>11316874
I feel like you're all three of the people I'm responding to in this post by now.

If that is you, ya got me dude. Good shit.

>>11318339
>>11319433
Probably should clarify that you asked Poke at his Dumblr for vague answers to your questions and you got vague responses in return.

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>>11320592
It's not like asking for direct answers to direct questions would have gotten him a real answer either.

Excluding Mike, which of the two roommates are most likely to hook up?

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>>11322365
Cheeky and Bonworth

The bad times are over, they've apparently had some kind of relationship prior and with less time stressing they'll have time to explore that unresolved tension between them.

>>11322653
>>11323093
>Bonworth gets nervous and fidgety whenever Cheeky and Mike make innuendos
>The whole "old family values" thing is just an excuse
>He's actually jealous and fearful of losing her

A mini-arc about Mike discovering their history/tensions and playing matchmaker has so much potential.

>>11323164
>Mike turns this into a threesome

>>11323550
Didn't we just get a story about this?

>>11323672
Yeah, but not in this order.

>>11323672
no, that was cheeky turning it into a thressome, completely different.

>>11323164
>>11323550
>Mikes accidently turn it into a threesome while trying to reform their relationship because Bonworth and Cheeky have deeper feelings for Mike
To be specific

>>11320822
I dunno. Poke actually does give direct answers to questions. He's talked at length about animal food in roommates, and he answered a history question recently. The problem is most of the questions everyone keeps asking are ones he and Weaver clearly intended to be left vague.

>>11323672
i need that story for reasons

>>11324655
>I ask poke who did the writing, along with a few of my guesses(although in retrospect they're biased towards weaver)
>He responds that he and weaver took turns writing every word (*frustrated sigh*)
>I have to freaking hunt down a /trash/ thread on 4chan to find out poke wrote the fic.

That's not something that should be "vague" imho.

>>11326352
Hey man, don't be sorry. I usually read them, not my thing but whatever. As long as you write your getting closer to your goal, and I support that.

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>>11326352
The whole pred/prey thing they were talking about is almost always just some normal ass sub/dom deal but /ztg/ has to call it something different depending on what species is in charge because they're a bunch of turbofurries.

>>11325799
go read pack street

the writing style is extremely similar to roommates

they both were writing it, he was fucking around with that response, but it's not far from the truth

>>11327033
>go read pack street
How about no?

>>11327075
>I refuse to fact check myself

then shut the fuck up

>>11325629
Should be in the OP. The sequel to the alternate ending of "Raincheck"
>>11326881
That makes a bit of sense, actually

>>11326881
What's a turbofurry anon?
Sounds cool!

>>11328363
The "people" who are so furry that the world would be a better place without them in it.

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>>11328363
It's a prestige class that requires at least +3 BAB, 8 ranks in Yiffing, 12 in Knowledge (animal genitalia), and the Craft Fursona feat.

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>>11328544
>Craft Fursona
Effigy Master, but with fluff.

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this fucking fag weaver i do not know what to make of it but his fucking shitis fucking overrated like holy shit like fuckwhy is there another shill fucking thread here to the fucking weaver artist the fucking autist that makes fucking muh style fucking art like shit men wh and let me get started on this particular in thread because this is clear to me to be fucking five nights at fucking fred fuckking bull fcukcing shit5 likew whatr trhe fdfuck was he be going on to wiht the fucking goiddman fuicking fstorty loike dude fucking make up fucing your m in d and look at this the thread is sucking to the man himself once more in the geand attempt to see their grand mater come once again to goin then in trash to see the to see the orignal content before his shittie blod like why and when does this ever going be to as stop the oh forget this i am sad and angr of this i cannot muster the emotion to even do funish this commen because a gascate in the head was blown in out of the head by this another fucking weaver thread worshiping the artist of minus 8* like infamy i and in incense like he is an ecclesiastical figue in the incense mists be yond shroaded in smells and bells and cries from the fanboybuckoes to continue but he is not continu as he is gone.,,
gone to nother idea fandom to another fanbase to farm the influence and build a constructed empire on terible art like fucking you are a nigger weaver liyou leech little almost 30 fcuking parasite redit boy not making getg real job for real money or making stepts to destroy demons and dragons withing your head by entraping others to your show and tying them to you in cult of personalitie stylistics like -eigh t but you are not tsundere you are real in your cult you have a great ego that must be destroyed and you whom that read this know i am corright in assessing this thread as false splintering shit like what se e on /v/board e-caleb he must go down and weaver fucker you style and lern wen when will you learn .

>>11328544
Dammit, stop reading my homebrew notes!

Where did everyone go?

>>11330197
It's a Friday evening, so I'm guessing everyone's out actually having lives?? who knew

>>11328792
How many have you had, anon?

I´m afraid that i found this story and fandom during its last breath...

>>11330893
I'm in the exact same position, m8. It sucks.

>>11330893
>>11331010
Then create more content for this thread.

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>>11331135
Ok.

>>11331191
>girlish hyuk hyuk hyuk echoes in the far distance

>>11330893
I don't see it continuing.
Weaver's probably not going to make more content for Roommates because he's into Furrytopia now, and the autists over there make OCs to fuck his characters and his fursona. Unless we want to be like them were probably just going to repost the same images over and over.

>>11308542
Edited because, Anon, tighten yo shit up

>You look over at Mangle, who's clearly not taking the heat as well as everyone else. She's finally shed her heavy blanket and is close to nude as she sits, panting in an attempt to cool herself down some. You doubt it's doing her much good considering her eyes are unfocused and her make-up has started to run through her fur. A devious plan to "help" her out pops into your head.
>"Hey Mangle, would you like some water?" you ask, pointing your water bottle her way to emphasis your question. You do your best to keep a straight face to avoid tipping off the fox.
>"Yes, thank you Michael, this atrocious weather is absolutely smothering me," pants the vixen, apparently too exhausted by the heat to suspect anything from you.
>"Okay then," you say, your voice nearly cracking into a full blown laugh as you approach the vixen.
>She leans forward and closes her eyes, clearly not expecting what is about to happen next. Instead of giving her a drink of your water, you squeeze hard on the plastic bottle, causing it to spray out with force all over the vixen's upper body. Her demeanor changes instantly as she's suddenly soaked, eyes snapping open and paws flailing to try and fruitlessly keep herself dry.
>"MICHEAL!" she screeches, her anger in stark contrast to her earlier tired attitude. "YOU BARBAROUS MISCREANT!"
>Luckily for Mangle, the spray of water only lasts a couple seconds before suddenly petering out, leaving you standing there with the seething vixen. You chuckle at the sight of the now wet fox, but Mangle doesn't seem anywhere close to amused. She's glaring daggers at you and her body heaves with anger at your prank. Water mixed with make-up drips down her body and her paws clench and unclench as she stares at you. Your realization that she's about to attack comes too late as she suddenly pounces you, claws first. She knocks you over and you suddenly find yourself on your back with the furious vixen on top of you.

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>>11331357
Weaver's still drawing Roommates stuff for the moment, but I think it's safe to say that he and Poke are done with any related writing for the foreseeable future.

>>11331560
I'm tempted to keep going on this, actually. Anybody what to see what I've thought up?

>>11331681
Yeah bud, do it. I mean, why not?

Can you just call it Weaver General?

>>11332766
/FNaFG/ isn't called Scott Cawthon General
/ZTG/ isn't Disney General
/OWG/ isn't Blizzard General
Fallout/Elder Scrolls threads aren't Bethesda Generals.
So no, not really.

>>11332766
What's wrong Anon? Did you not get enough (You)s on your FNaF AU fic?

>>11332856
>/FNaFG/ isn't called Scott Cawthon General
It should be tbqh
/scawg/ for life

>>11331770
*salutes and types*

>>11333595
i very much want more, thanks for continuing

>>11331681
>chicklet stomps in to see what the commotion is all about
"I GOT HER WET, NOW SHE'S ALL OVER ME!"
>chicklet slowly backs away to her room

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>>11334145
I didn't realize I wanted this.
and now here it is.
I'm not really sure what to say.