/tlhg/ - The Loud House General
Good Morning Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
https://pastebin.com/4EvqQn5K
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
http://deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
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Upcoming Episodes:
Future Tense
>When Mom and Dad meet a new accomplished family, they worry that their kids aren't doing enough activities to ensure a successful future.
Yes-Man
>The Loud sisters need help from the "master of persuasion", AKA Lincoln. He will teach them how they can ask Mom and Dad for money.
Friend or Faux
>Lisa gets her kindergarten report card back to discover she’s gotten an F– in social skills. To bring up her grade, she must make a friend.
No Laughing Matter
>When Luan realizes how her siblings complain about her jokes, she gives up her passion. But the others feel bad about it, so they have to show Luan that she is funny.
>>11273561
>>11273586
;^)
Why is Linka so cute?
>>11273586
I expected this to say "Home alone on Christmas? God you're pathetic."
She's a treasure
>>11274217
>>11274142
Because she's Lincoln with longer hair
>CHEEZITS LINC
>*BraaaAAAAAPPP*
>*sniff*
>unf nice
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Good Things Come In Threes <<
Author: RedditAnon/Joseph
WIP - http://pastebin.com/LL6XqMnC
Last Update: 24-04-2017
>Christina gets a change of heart about Lincoln but Ronnie Anne already has her eyes on him.
NEWS & Q/A
>Numb_At_Heart >Here it is, congrats, you made me give up.
https://pastebin.com/hrGAdS6R LUAGGIE V GOKU COMIN THEATRES 2047!!
>JestSumguy >Glad you liked it here's the pastebin line 639.
https://pastebin.com/61e9TWP3 Steamy shower scene.
Green Text's old and new will always be (WIP)
>UnderratedHero >Here's a little Luna/Lucy comfy story, y'all
https://pastebin.com/Z3xMkXCN All the small things
>a guest >Maybe not worth pastebining since it's pretty short but here's another fic posted a few days ago.
https://pastebin.com/0awgH07T A Few Parting Words
>Emmay >new stuff starts on line 1179
https://pastebin.com/S9UBUZrW Something to Write Home About (WIP)
>thundermoonbear >New Chapter
https://pastebin.com/2ie1uHh4 Loud Mountain, Chapter 3: Our home
>Yourhead >OK, here are the "Deleted Scenes" of the Fourth Interlude with a little commentary.
https://pastebin.com/irPEbk9X GS Interlude IV - Deleted Scenes
>Mike-the-mic >Hey guys, I've after a long time I wrote a new chapter of Linc vs Lynn. Update line 1162.
https://pastebin.com/r9WcBUYR Linc vs Lynn: The Ulltimate Loud Showdown
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12414809/16/Linc-vs-Lynn-The-Ultimate-Loud-Showdown
>PBJ12/Patanu >Greentext. Based on I did.
https://pastebin.com/0135f0DX What it means to win
>smallface >It's just the first part, but it will get better.
https://pastebin.com/QbHctD4E Lincoln Lucy Lupa Loud
>That1AsholeTec >simple incest trash/rape fic
https://pastebin.com/74Sv371F Stop (LoriXLoan Incest)
>AlchyHolic >New Fic
https://pastebin.com/kb0xWha5 Twin Rivalry (NSFW)
>>11274800
kys spammer
>>11274800
so, where do you see which fics updated everyday, zilla? where do you get your info?
>>11274828
Don't bother asking him, he leaves immediately after spamming.
>>11274852
how do we know that, did he say it?
>>11274915
Yes he did in the discord.
>>11274931
PB confronted him about it in the discord and quad just shot it down every chance right?
>>11274947
I don't remember, just that he admitted it and screen caps were leaked.
>>11274971
i dunno, just find it sorta hard to believe he comes here every single thread yet doesn't stay more than 5 secs.
>>11275004
Then why didn't he reply to you?
>>11275026
i dunno. people not replying is just something i'm used to, so it doesn't seem that unusual
Have you ever heard the laugh of an angel?
assuming Lucy's hair isn't really black, what do you think her true hair color is? blonde or brunette?
>>11275043
https://youtu.be/OrFFJSwCZDM
Yes
>>11275049
It's black
>>11275049
I'd say most likely blonde based on the shape and Back in Black.
>>11275049
Raw Deal Bathroom Shopping Scene Rewritten
>[Inside the store, there's a long line for the ladies' room]
>Lynn: [rushing to the door] Gotta go! Gotta g--. [stops front of door] huh? [pointing to unknown orange dress lady]
>[sexy belle (or. thicc QT.) pose with a rose heart pink background]
>Lynn: [heart beating] She-- she-- she-- looks beautiful..
>Twins (Lola and Lana): Lynn?? are you okay?
>Lynn: He-- hey.. sexy lady..
>Belle-- i mean, Thicc QT: Hmm?? oh hey little girl.
>Lynn: You-- you look hot tod-- today..
>Thicc QT: What?? you call me hot??
>Lynn: Ye-- yeah..
>Thicc QT: [use a sexy face] Oh, little girl.. you look so embarrassing to me if your in love on me.
>Lynn: [blush] Ye- yes?
>Thicc QT: [grabs Lynn] How about a sexy kiss from me.
>Lynn: Wait.. wha--
>Thicc QT: [kissing Lynn]
>[kiss sound]
>Thicc QT: [stopped kiss]
>Lynn: [nosebleed] oh... i got kissed by a sexy lady..
>Thicc QT: [giggles]
>Lola: Man.. i can't believe she got kissed by a big thicc girl.
>Lana: Yeah..
end.
>>11275074
gotta admire her determination, she was a goth from the very start
>>11275074
Download that image to die instantly.
>>11275121
i'd believe you if i didn't know life would never let us go so easy.
>>11275112
What
>>11275049
She's had her black hair and pallid skin since birth. That's her natural look. But if she had to have a different hair color, it'd be blonde. The brunettes have no tits and Lucy's gonna be a titty monster when she's older. Can't do that without blonde hair.
>>11275212
who do you think is gonna get em' bigger, Lola or Lana. would be pretty ironic if Lana ended up bigger than her twin.
What does Lola smell like?
>>11275630
No friends
>>11275383
Lana will be slightly bigger but saggy, while Lola will have immaculate and perky breasts.
>>11275630
Princess farts.
https://lenbasiskynest.tumblr.com/post/164748639221/nothing-better-than-spend-a-lonely-night-with-some Lucy
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE COOKIE
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64687903 Ronnie Anne
Is Kill La Kill really a Ween album in anime form?
>>11276023
I WANT TO TINKLE ON CUMMY CAT
>>11275383
Honestly I like to imagine all the sisters end up being as THICC as Rita one day.
>>11276395
Only Lori and Lily will inherit the THICC gene.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYYgo0YnPde/?taken-by=theloudhousecartoon
>>11276486
>>11276486
>>11276493
cringe
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64688042
>>11276493
Why are you such a slut Luan?
>>11276591
the problem is why Lucy has more breast than Luan?
>>11276618
Because Luan is flat as a board at 14, she was doomed to have no tits.
>>11276618
because its poorly drawn
>>11276618
Not all the Louds won the gene pool lottery. If she's lucky she got sometime else to make up for it
>>11276486
So Lincoln is fucking his "love childs" too? Why do people insist on turning The Loud House into some sort of Fritzl tier inbred family? When do the first "love grandchildren" turn up?
>>11276738
Maybe being infertile is the daughters birth defect
>>11276738
Who knows? Hopefully there's enough sense in this backwards ass family to know otherwise, but it's likely it'll happen once they're sexually mature enough.
And the the WHOLE thing starts all over with the grandchildren.
>>11276738
Because the people pushing the love child shit are so creatively bankrupt that they can only fall back on incest and OCs to make something they and no one else are interested in
Reminder Lynncoln is basically canon at this point.
>>11276837
This. Between that and the bunbun shit, it looks like we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Rejected episode titles
>>11276870
nah, not even close. i mean, look at ponies and shit. gravity falls also has an entire AU dedicated to evil twins in an incestuous relationship.
i don't care all that much about the incest children and the names are goddamn awful, but it's really nothing too wild or weird, it's actually an understandable next step when you start shipping Linc with his sisters.
i'd say the real problem is this specific interpretation of their relatonships and personalities. the real lack of creativity comes from the fact basically no-one does something different with them or even try new ideas/looks.
>>11276981
>L is for Love
Luna's a fucking dyke
>>11277012
actually, if we take the Hugh episode into account she's technically bi.
>>11276981
>if you incest
after constant pestering from his sisters, Lincoln decides to ditch his undies-only comic-reading look and goes naked. hilarity ensues.
>>11276981
>Mistakes in Miracles
A Rita focused episode that goes into her personal life and why 'the Loud House' was a happy little accident.
>>11276350
I WANT TO VOMIT ON TINKLE PRINCESS
>>11276981
>The Heartbreak Kid
Leni unknowingly flirts with half the guys in town and it's up to Lincoln to let them all down gently.
>>11277022
>>11277088
>>11277122
>>11277188
THE NUMBERS MASON
>>11277195
>The Heartbreak Kid
Lincoln super kicks Lynn and she tries to escape through a window like a coward
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=47130
>>11274135
unf nice
>>11277289
Unf nice
Samcoln https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64689140
I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence
>>11277376
Wait, what? I thought that we fixed that with the patron shekels.
>>11276812
>backwards ass family
>The Louds
Like you don't even watch the show.
>>11277376
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>11277022
We been through this already. If you are bisexual, then by default you are also homosexual.
>>11277434
Been browsing the booru for sweet loli porn and I can't find any nor any of jump jump stuff on it.
>>11277466
loli is stil there, it just isn't tagged as "loli", search any young sister + sex and you'll find it
>>11277417
>Trusting patreon
>>11277484
Wouldn't you know. What about Jump Jump?
>>11277519
what about him? his stuff is still there
>>11277519
Here ya go
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=jumpjump&pid=0
>>11277669
Thanks for doing the work for me, peasant.
>>11277702
you should be glad some of us take pity on retards
>>11277749
it's GET time boys
>>11277669
Just helping out a tard. My good deed for the day.
Check out these singles
Ch-check the numbers!
Can I have some quints
>>11277702
no problem, also check'em
>>11277781
>>11277782
you fucking useless niggers
this better not lead to furries or /hg/ >>11277777
>>11277749
Who's really the retard here? As long as there is stupid people like you in the world, I don't have to do anything.
>>11277796
Calm down we still got bragging rights until >>22222222 and that GET is not happening anytime soon.
Oh well, at least Lynn can still get dubs.
>>11277846
except when your parents die or disown you and the bills stop paying themselves.
in any case, you give yourself way too much credit. see people don't do stuff like that for you out of kindness, they do it because it's nothing, just like you.
>>11277846
Ok, this guy might genuinely be an autist. You okay there little buddy? Remember, it's not okay to stick your hand down your pants in public. That is an alone time activity.
Post marriage material
I know that we couldn't get the quints, but here I got you guys some trips.
>>11277914
If it was nothing then you didn't have to do it. But I manipulated you, just to see if I could. You're the one who is nothing. Keep doing the work for me in the future dude, ok.
>>11277940
Shut up mom
>>11277999
Nice trips!
>>11277999
>Trips confirm
I wanna marry this girl and tell her I want to spend the rest of my life with her.
>>11278059
joke's on you, i wasn't the one who linked you to it. i'm just here cause it's funny to see a beggar gloating because someone threw him a penny.
>>11277999
You first.
>>11278059
There's no way this fag is any older than 14.
>>11278150
So now you're arguing for someone else? You really are worthless.
Lynn is the best!
>>11277999
Checked.
>>11278270
The best what?
>>11278270
That is incorrect!
Ahh, I love this place. I love it a lot.
>>11278309
>>11278334
Shut the fuck up
>>11278334
And I love you Anon
>>11278270
Yes, She is.
>>11278417
>You'll never have a gf or a wife like Lynn
>>11278300
Nope
>>11278435
>ywn have a Lynn to bust your balls
guys...how would you react if I show you the most masculine and beautiful lincoln that has ever been drawn?.
>>11278299
Everything
>>11278469
dude...the lynn sr and lynn jr are together on that search.
but she still is up beyond 1 millions.
>>11278454
post it and we'll see
Does Lana like McDonald's or Burger King?
>>11278510
Arbys, because of the curly fries.
>>11278487
you asked for it...took me all night to now to make these 2, had to take the day off from work just so I could finish and don't let the influx of inspiration stop there.
>>11278580
why's his hair like that though?
>>11278580
Just get a fucking tablet you faggot.
>>11278580
Nice Urien, dude.
>>11278607
I am terrible with hair, I guess I tried to add the loud house essence into a realistic body style...and also I didn't want the draws to lose "lincoln".
>>11278657
despite me being a fan of street fighter games, I actually used greek and romans statues to make those 2.
>>11278650
its already as bad as it can get, I'm crying dude...
>>11278734
crying in the form that the damn cat dropped the fucking tablet and me having to repair it or buy a new one.
>Buy me a new laptop so I can skype with Sam dude!
>>11278768
nope.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(7 + 8/11)
>>11278853
literally who
>>11278879
Nice!
>>11278879
>tracing
pathetic
>>11278893
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=juggerwn
be glad...
>>11278853
man this shit is old
>>11278879
cute
>>11278853
>>11278934
i'll have to agree, he probably left because people called him out on being shit. this is not only not a loss, it might just be a net gain.
>>11278934
Nothing of value was lost.
ESKETIT
>>11278853
Now if only pyg would join him.
>>11278879
And then Lana was rushed to the emergency room because Luan turned a cute bonding moment into a prank.
>>11279055
I have been a little off the hook for a while, what happened with pyg? what kind of faggotry did that artist pull to make everyone hate him/her?
Draw your favorite character
>>11279074
I already did >>11278580
I really like lincoln.
>>11279070
They made art. That's it.
The thing is, if you're contributing long enough, people will turn their love in to a false hate just to shitpost. See quadzilla. Literally one post a thread about fanfiction updates, and people lose their shit for no reason.
>>11274800
Eat shit and die spammer
>>11279070
Nothing. It's a handful of faggots trying to imitate the style of Don Patch with none of the charm in an attempt to run off CCs. No one actually dislikes pyg to that extent, it's just shitposting. How long were you away for? Kysfag has been doing this for some time now.
>>11279070
Nothing. people are here are just meming. and Pyg is probably being meta joining in.
>>11279105
>They shitty made art.
FTFY
Improving request from yesterday
>>11279157
That's your opinion.
I've never had a problem with them outside of the literal scat art they did ages ago.
>>11279105
i'd hardly say people lose their shit at quad. it's usually 1-2 replies per thread and at this point they're part of the whole thing, like cummy cat/tinkle lola.
>>11279130
>No one actually dislikes pyg to that extent, it's just shitposting.
Speak for yourself, I hate pyg with a burning passion.
>>11279171
There is nothing appealing about pyg's art it's fucking disgusting.
>>11279130
I say I haven't come back here since april and may.
>>11279105
>defending pedozilla's spam
go back to the discord and jerk him off a little harder
>>11279130
No one can ever replace me.
>>11279255
unf nice
>>11279165
have you ever heard of the 3rd dimension, youre truly garbage eme
>>11279105
Shut the fuck up Pedozilla
At least we can all agree that eme is shit.
>>11279270
you are welcome
>>11279318
you should be apologizing for exposing my eyes to that garbage
>>11278580
That Fucking Log
No wonder why even the sisters want to fuck him
>>11279262
i don't believe you're the real Don. prove it.
Kawaii music for kawaii Louds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS3CQx8W-MI
>>11279074
>>11279417
unf nice
>>11279379
the real don was a washed up nobody writefag, he only did it because he was jealous and mediocre
i do it to save this place and foster good content
>>11279335
na, i'm sure you already saw worst things
>>11279445
yeah, from you
>>11279435
the other week you said you did it because you were jealous of pyg
>>11279478
proof?
>>11279397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo
>>11279460
Sure, enjoy the stuff
>>11279478
There are different kysfags with different causes, we are here to make sure the non talented CCs don't flood this place with horrible content.
trans
>>11279504
it still amazes me how big your ego is despite being the single worst drawfag in terms of skill
>>11278768
But your phone has skype!
>>11279543
no, i'm just having a fun time with you. but don't worry i already took note about the 3d thing. Thanks
>>11279540
and who are you to decide that? ever tried asking us if we wanted to be flooded with shitty art from random people? the answer might surprise you.
>>11279582
if you actually improve eme i will be genuinely impressed, youll still be shit but itll be an achievement
>>11279486
cute
>>11279620
>baryl is dead
>>11279435
You're a greenhorn friend, sorry.
>>11279590
Whether you want it or not is irrelevant, bad content will be recognized as such, and if it's flooded we will mange it. It's for the good of /tlhg/.
>>11279661
the future is now old man, i accomplish more in a week that you did in your entire career
>>11279660
>baryl is dead
>>11279660
>>11279687
>Bipolar Lori will never happen
Shame
Lori is Lori
cloud > abominations
>>11279758
cringe
>>11277999
She sure is perfect.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=20113
>>11279661
You were inferior, you don't care about the growth of the CCs, we may be hard on them, but we do it to encourage the improvement of their skill. You were just mad that your stories were shit.
kysfag > Don Patch
>>11274828
>>11274800
The threads themselves basically and also the authors pastebins which are periodically checked
>>11277999
>>11279834
What stories were they?
Incest rape
>>11279858
see you people i told you it's impossible he never comes around. nobody escapes this place, you can do other shit for a while but eventually you come back.
>>11279858
kys pedozilla
>>11279834
>we do it to encourage the improvement of their skill
Keep yelling yourself that.
http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/45/7057166e21ead3112002e2b4f027a1c4219994e0.png
>>11279858
Cut back on the spam you obnoxious cunt.
>>11279955
cry me a river Bro!
>>11279834
>>11279667
>>11279678
good intentions or not you guys do realize you've accomplished the opposite of what you wanted, right?
driving off CCs didn't improve their stuff and drove them to a shitty place with tons of ass-kissing, which is never a good thing.
if you want harsh critique then just let them post here, 4chan will do the rest. compared to places like reddit and tumblr, this is by far the place that will throw the most shit at your work and dissect every little flaw and imperfection. letting them post is more likely to improve their content than making them leave.
>>11280002
how new are you? they are just trolling, don't waste your time giving them serious replies
>>11279620
That's clearly not her belly she's rubbing.
>>11279939
>>11279815
unf nice
>>11280053
maybe i'm just shitposting along, can you blame me, i'm bored.
>>11280106
>>11280106
which makes it all the better
>>11280128
at least you're honest
>>11280134
her ear placement tho...
CC's who are your friends?
>>11280243
WHAT YOU WANT IT UP AGAIST HER FUCKING EYEBALL YOU FUCKL
Lori es la mejor loud ajijuesuchingamadre a la verga loco jodido baboso
>>11280303
none
>>11280303
Cryptrik
dankhaus
CC's who are racist?
>>11280413
Baryl.
>>11280322
get out spic
>captcha:exit station
>>11280413
CC's who are rapists?
>>11280303
>>11280337
bullshit anon. i'm a CC (technically a wip but i'll get it done) and unless you're an irredeemable shitter i'm your friend.
>>11280459
Ultrahand, he's also a murderer
CC's who colluded with Russia to get Trump elected?
>>11280459
All of them
>>11279074
There you go.
CC's who smoke weed?
CCs who are console peasents?
Knock knock
>>11280909
who's there?
>>11280909
Shut the fuck up, Kakyoin
>>11280927
It's me.
>>11280909
Who's there?
>>11280927
It's To.
>>11280969
To who?
>>11281000
TO KILL HER THIRST!
WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>11281008
This joke was based on the mythical "To kill Her Thirst" meme.
Full explanation here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TLH_To_Kill_Her_Thirst
>>11280945
get on this level first m80
https://www.youtube.com/user/StormXF3/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGr12GXRXoOaCPZiAApew3Q/videos
>>11278580
>>11280909
*KNOCK KNOCKS BACK*
NOW WHAT,HUH?
KNOCK KNOCK!
>>11280909
Come on already, who's there?
>>11280909
Wh-Who's there?
>>11281228
It's me, wondering why you're not naked.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64690592
oppai lolis
>>11281358
No thanks.
>>11281069
Somebody really documented that?
>>11281446
Yeah, me.
>>11281459
What else did you add? You better have added the Lolafag pissing on cats
>11281228
It's me. Wondering why you're not naked.
CHECK
>>11281605
Bless you
>>11281651
You're welcome.
>>11281445
Shut the fuck up Misha
>>11278580
>>11280948
>>11281199
Luan hates knock knock jokes.
>>11281798
Information outside of the episodes are garbage and not canon. If Luan hates Knock Knock jokes, then why she did on in the rainy episode with the mailman?
> Mom? Dad? This is Luan. My... my girlfriend.
>>11281798
>>11281928
I'm proud of you, son. It looks like the good taste on my family isn't gone.
>>11281928
>>11281928
>"Is there a reason she's white? You don't have to date your own shade son. Besides, you can do so much better than her."
>>11281994
What the fuck is wrong with your parents
>>11281928
I'm OK with her.
>>11282046
Seething.
>>11282117
I think it was bait and any response would do for him
Does the Loud family believe in God?
>>11282180
We know Lana does.
>>11282180
Lucy probably believes in something like dark gods or some shit. she also believes in an afterlife, although that doesn't mean it's connected to the traditional concepts of Heaven and Hell.
>>11281928
She's beautiful!
>>11281928
Hey she is mine.
>>11281928
>Alive
>Female
>Fertile(?)
>Not physically impaired
>Not mentally retarded
Not bad son, now make me some grandkids already
>>11282180
Maybe.
Perfection doesn't exis-
>>11282542
unf what a saucy little tease just presenting herself out in the open like that
I'm bored
>>11281928
>"You can't date her and still live under our roof, Anon."
>>11282593
That ain't her nigga, it's a cleverly disguised trap designed to ensnare your dick and call he police on you at the same time.
>>11282606
me too
>>11282616
>a cleverly disguised trap designed to ensnare your dick
UNF
>>11282606
Can I suggest drawing Lupa offering up Lincoln for a fuck? Preferably both are dressed in black lingerie.
>>11282606
we all are. but i think this week some good news will come around.
>>11282593
How do you think Luan reacts to seeing a boy checking her out? Just wondering, haha!
>>11282649
I'm not a drawfag dude
>>11282606
I know not much has been going on
>>11282666
come on Lu, you can do better than that. if someone here was able to tell a convincing lie it should be you.
>>11282663
A bit bashful that she's being noticed for something other than her jokes but still mostly excited that she has an audience that has her attention. It gives her a chance to try out some physical slapstick as a means of initiating body contact and flirty humor that she never gets to utilize.
>>11282773
I want Luan to try out my physical slap-stick, ifyaknowwhatImean.
Pupper
>>11282773
> pie in Benny's face
> spilled paint everywhere
> knocked over a fuckton of in-progress props
> significant potential damage to both the props and Benny himself
> also wasted a perfectly good pie
How many minutes did it take before Luan was kicked out of drama club?
>>11282873
this kills the dog
What if Luan pranked you by legally marrying you and getting pregnant with your child?
>>11282964
I'd prank her back by impregnating her five more times.
>>11282973
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>>11282999
Look at those bitch tits. You'd have to be a slut to have tits that big. I bet the word "no" isn't even in her vocabulary.
>>11283051
>5
Come on now, you can do better than that and what better prank than sabotaging her birth control until you have at least 12?
>>11283051
>only five more
her father made 11 kids anon, surely you can do better?
>>11283095
Good point. I guess I just imagine myself having six kids when I get older. But it wouldn't hurt to one-up her father, I guess.
>>11282964
At 14? I'd wonder how she managed to get her parents permission and my semen seeing as I'm a 22-year old coastalfag student.
>>11283125
> implying she needs permission
> implying you wouldn't give her your semen voluntarily
She'd prank you by establishing a long-term relationship with you and convincing you to impregnate her out of your own free will.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Whoops, sorry Lincoln but that's what you get for sneaking up on me while I'm changing you little wierdo.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oooh, I'm so gassy right now. Must have been that 5 bean burrito I ate. Smelly isn't it?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Wow Lincoln, are my rancid toots really making you hard? You're literally a pervert! Looks like i'll need to teach you a lesson about respecting others space you freak. Now open your mouth, I've got a monster ready to squeeze out. It feels like a real wet one!
>>11283121
That's the spirit, on my end I'm actually trying to top my paternal grandparents; they had like 16 kids, 13 reaching adulthood so I'd have to go 14 for living kids or 17 for total, the pattern established in the show, 1 per year then 1 per 2 at the halfway point with multiples would keep it in a reasonable timeframe.
>>11283153
I mean, I'm willing to impregnate her, it's just the logistics of getting married seeing as the youngest marriage age in the US is 16 and that requires parental permission or the minor's emancipation.
>>11283175
i hope for both of you that you have the money and disposition for this. 1 kid is one hell of a lot of work, 10+ will be hell itself at times. if you don't have the financial and psychological means to stand that sort of abuse you're better off not doing it.
>>11282973
>>11282980
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>>11282999
I want to motor-boat those titties.
>>11283167
UNF
>>11283234
It might not be that bad. It costs just as much to buy a vidya console for twelve kids as it does for one. And when one dies, you can feed it to the others!
>>11283313
Nice filename.
>>11283333
Nice quead
>>11283427
*quads
>>11283234
>Psychological
I can handle that, plus they're not all going to bug the shit out of me at once since some will be playing with heir siblings or not having a tantrum. Worst case scenario I'll deputize the oldest 3 and put gen in charge of 4 or 5 each while me and the wife watch out for the youngest ones.
>Financial
That's where it gets tricky but I've been considering learning about underwater welding since I found out that saturation divers can make 300k per year.
>>11283427
Nice typo
>>11281928
Son, if you're a faggot, you should just come out and say it. You don't need to try to pass this shaved orangutan off as your beard.
Does anyone here get random energy spikes at the most random times?
Like im just sleeping and i wake up covered in sweat feeling like im running a marathon.Or when im watching TV and suddenly start pacing around my apartment kicking open the doors to my rooms.Ive googled it but nothing comes up i get it at random sometimes the time within each burst is a few minutes sometimes its a few days.I dont drink coffee or sports drink nor am i on any medication should i go to a doctor for that?
>>11283606
Do you also punch yourself in the head and go "EEEEEEEEEEEE" then pretend to be SWAT and clear rooms of your house?
>>11283477
>Worst case scenario I'll deputize the oldest 3 and put gen in charge of 4 or 5 each while me and the wife watch out for the youngest ones.
careful, that can lead to unenjoyable childhoods/teen years which in turn can lead to unsatisfied or downright resentful kids. at the very least expect lots of friction when those teen years come by and the hormones and thirst for independence throw logic to the ground. it can also lead to some of the children feeling you're not there enough for them.
> I've been considering learning about underwater welding since I found out that saturation divers can make 300k per year.
while underwater welding can indeed pay well, you have to take the time to learn it properly unless you want a disaster happening with your name signed on it. and do check how much of a demand there is where you live or in nearby areas, as it's not guaranteed you'll find people in need of that.
>>11283606
Not exactly, but I tend to stand up, walk a little over my house for no reason at all and then proceed to return to my activity.
I do this A LOT.
>>11283606
if you do >>11283644
or identify with any of the behavior in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcF5HpJ8bk then you are on the spectrum and need some help.
otherwise, do you sit around too much? is there any genre or kind of music you're listening to during these times? did you use to practice lots of activity and stopped?
>>11283644
Yeah kinda and i do that alot when i think about it mostly when im bored
>>11283698
Im very good socialy infact thats why i started doing business i only do these crazy stuff at home and when im alone but i still get random energy spikes when im out i just fidget around until its gone or i start talking fast and loud when im out with friends atleast thats what they told me
>>11283792
i'm pretty sure you have a terminal case of shitposting and lying on the internet.
on the off chance you're not lying then you probably have ADHD or something similar, in which case go to a doctor.
>>11283644
>>11283698
Not to the extend of that video tho lmao that guy is crazy
>>11283658
With the pacing the oldest ones should be near fully grown by the time the last third are born and he middle should be reasonably old enough to not need much supervision.
As for disasters, it won't be just me down there, I'd be part of a small crew and the helmets are equipped with mice and cameras for the guys on the boat to watch. Local demand isn't a problem since I'd be getting shipped out nomatter what,the schedule is actually he biggest issue since I'd be away from home for 5 months straight, but it gives me 7 months completely free to be with my family.
>>11283840
5 months away tho. for an adult that's fine but for kids that's a lot of time with daddy gone. with that many kids you better plan it well or you'll end up skipping at least 1 birthday and many major holidays.
also, consider the fact you'll be away while your wife is pregnant AND caring for a growing number of children. we're talking 5 kids ranging from 4-5yo to baby, with one more on the way.
Hey guys, I'm actually thinking of pulling a Fifty Shades of Grey and sending it to a publisher to see if it sticks. Would anyone be interested in hearing out the idea?
>>11284068
this thread is dead, post it in the next one
>>11284078
link?
>>11278469