ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is the most useful

>>11270957
t o x i c

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>>11270734
Good luck!
>>11270767
It's ah... It's been alright! I was working on the Rocket case in Kanto and the psychic booby trap stuff in Alola! You could always ask to transfer to Alola if it's that dull?
>>11270909
Weeeelllll read up on them! We're still going to have to look into you either way, but that makes our job just a liiiiittle bit easier!

>>11270957
baton pass

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>>11270957
I'd have to say Bulk Up, even though I can't use it myself.

>>11270957
sord

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>>11270930
"Freakin' loser."
>Arsene leans down to give Akira a single kiss before dropping the phone on his stomach as he stands.
"I'm going to bed, slut. Upload you sucking some dick if you want."
>The lewdmon proceeds to pass out on the couch.

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>>11270983
I'm on that. I just need to know how many days will take all this bureaucracy.

>>11270957
ummm
My trainer said sword dance is really neat?
>>11270718
whats a vigilatne?

>>11270957
40 ounces of hydrochloric acid

>>11270957
sun, my dad

>>11271271
Bro, its like, someone who takes the law to the bad guys without being in the law.

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>>11271161
"Night, whore."
>Akira pockets the phone and flops on his bed.
>Whipping out his own phone, he sends a quick text Minato's way
>"Hey, how's the studying going?"

>>11271377
>77
>Whooooops, looks like Akira sent the video to Minato
>""""Buttdial""""

>>11271370
so... um... I dont know if that's good or bad?
tall man wasn't with the law but he did law things?
But miss farenhet said the things he did were really bad and messy?

>>11271573
Yeesh, looks like this tall man was into some deep shit, lil bro.Being bad to other bad persons is, sheesh, complicated.

>>11271735
do, um
do you think one of the other bad people killed tall man?
I tried to ask miss farenheit if my trainer knew and she saidd not to ask cause it would make her really sad

>>11271785
Guess that's a question for later, lil bro.

>>11271935
Yeah...
good night mister.

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dickpenis

Vulture on alien action

>>11274459
Birb is b&

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>Fish out of page 5.

>>11274714
You're b&

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Everyone gets banned.

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How do you deal with, uh, lewd bugs?

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>>11276063
Good. I can finally know peace from this hell.
>>11276319
What the fuck.
Buy them a fucking fleshlight, I guess.

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>>11276319
Fire.

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>>11276319
Hmm... lewd in general, or specifically towards things they shouldn't be?
Shouldn't there be some sort of pheromone that will help them, well, chill out a bit?

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>>11276338
Uh, isn't using my budget to order fleshlights sort of... mismanagement?
>>11276345
Noo.
>>11276356
I'll see, I'm probably forgetting something.
Oh god I think the Volcarona are trying to fuck the lamps I have to go.

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>>11276408
Argue that it's keeping them from fucking people or some shit, I don't know.
Whatever keeps your bosses and your bugs off your ass.

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>>11276436
He can't do that, sir. It's... it's Johto.
Things are, um, different there.
>>11276408
Uh-oh.
Be careful, okay? I don't want to see the Johto cops get any weird misunderstandings!

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If you thought Unovan DMVs were bad, applying for a drone permit in Alola is even worse.


>>11276408
What the actual fuck

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>>11276408
Get a Staraptor, Intimidate those fucks into compliance.

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>>11276319
throw rocks at them

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>>11276551
A drone permit in Alola? What are you doing with one of those, photography?

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>>11276640
"""""""""""Photography""""""""""
We aren't allowed to bring pokemon out onto the deck for fear of this guy trying to shoot them down.

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>>11276640
Photography, robotics development, other things you can do with a good pair of cameras in flight.

>>11276662
Not sending any more fliers over there for that exact same reason.
Causing unnecesary and cruel harm to pokemon are the least of my interests, the opposite of my goals.

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>>11276662
>>11276729
Do I even wanna know?

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>>11276662
Jeez...
Yyyyyyyeah, I'm staying out of this one, sorry..
My dad had nightmares about gang wars, he'd probably leap out of his grave to slap my shit if I got involved with one.
>>11276729
It sounds like you're in some serious stuff, amigo.
I'm kinda curious, though - what exactly are your goals? You sound like you're in this for more than just money...

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>>11276777
He sent a AI piloted drone over Aether Paradise without permission, it got damaged, and now Lusamine is making a fuss for the IP to go investigate him.
Er... I think that's the story? I might have, ah, missed a few details?

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>>11276729
Thanks. Please keep your shit away from now on.
>>11276777
Probably not.
Watch out for cats.
>>11276789
Do whatever you want. I suggest keeping away from him lest you end up with the IP doing background checks.

HEWWO?

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>>11276809
What I'm hearing is "you should come to Alola and quit the paperwork"
Got it!
>>11276816
...Is that an IP joke?

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>>11276816
Well, I'm not even in the Region, so, well, I guess that takes care of itself?
I don't need the IP on my case, though, just being half-Orrean is two strikes already with a lot of people.
>>11276828
Hello! How are you?

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>>11276777
>>11276809
>IMG-025.jpg
>The dronebirb in question with a nasty claw mark in the underside
Basically. Nothing here to hide.

>>11276789
Tensions between the regions are at an all time high. I wish to not see pokemon harmed in petty wars.

>>11276816
Now now, lets settle the air space issues before they get worse.

>>11276828
Hello?

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>>11276828
Hellooo?
>>11276867
If you want to, sure!
Check the benches for suspicious writing before you sit on them!
>>11276913
Those are big claw marks, can you tell us what made them?

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>>11276777
>payday time
>a meowth appears with a huge bag of money and hits you on the face with them
>you got some money and a pain

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>>11276956
I'll let the Aether employee here answer that.

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>>11276956
>>11277021
Uh. I wouldn't actually know. I work with the poison types down on the second basement floor.

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>>11277043
>>11276956
If you don't mind me spilling the beans, it was one of these chimeric pokemon in Aether care.
Pretty damn powerful, I can say.

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Alola is weird.
How far is Resolution Cave into Poni Island?
>>11277164
Chimera? Robot birds?
What the hell is with this place?

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>>11277179
Alola is a very science focused region! Robots, bio-experiments... We have bits of it all here.
Resolution Cave is at the end of Poni Meadow!
>>11277164
Oh, the Type: Nulls? No wonder Lusamine is so mad at you.

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How many detentions can I get before I get expelled?

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>>11277179
Welcome to Alola.

>>11277233
In my defense, it attacked first. In their defense, the drone should have not been there in the first place.
Oh well, it was a learning experience.

>>11277487
5

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>>11277233
Thank you. Wish me luck on not getting mugged.
>>11277487
five.
>>11277542
It's really weird.

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>>11277542
Sweet, I'll have to make the last three really count.
Or stop at four and leave everyone stunned by my amazing change in behavior.
>>11277543
... wait a sec, why the hell do you get to go to Alola?

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>>11277542
I don't have any comments for you, but uh... If I remember correctly, Aether wouldn't be at legal fault for the destruction of your drone. Or, er... Damage, in this case.
>>11277543
Good luck, Team Skull can be vicious at times! Not that you can't take care of yourself, they just tend to form groups when they mug people

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>>11276408
Well that's something.
>>11277542
"Manage to get your permit yet?"

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>>11277617
To either get paid or get kidnapped.
>>11277667
I should probably be fine.

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Hey anyone remember why I haven't killed myself?

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>>11277543
The last few months have been real weird.

>>11277617
Sounds like a plan.

>>11277667
Basically why I am not pursuing any legal action against Aether.

>>11277696
>Location: a waiting room in some government offices in Hau'Oli
"We will be stuck here for at least a few hours more."
>Apply head pets
"If you want you can go and take a walk or two."

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how is everyone doing today?

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>>11277871
Well, good luck with your legal experiments.
>>11277831
No, why is it, anon?
>>11277750
Probably, but don't be afraid to call if you need help!
>>11277895
A coworker of mine might be transferring to Alola from Unova. It's great!

>>11277831
Your path is to kill people and discover your loved one has killed themselves

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>>11277933
I was wondering the same thing.
>>11277959
You can't prove any of that.

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>>11277871
Definitely.
Buuut my Zoroark will probably get us detention for something stupid anyway.
>>11277750
Remember Tatsuya, if the meeting room has a black leather couch just turn and walk away.
Aaaaanyway, they say what for?
Or did they just "hey lol come visit this place in Alola, we have free candy."

>>11277831
Cuz you ain't committed

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>>11277933
I won't. Thank you.
>>11277971
Nope. I assume I'm testing something.
Anyway I don't think I'm getting reception in a cave. See you later if I don't die.

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>>11277871
>Sylvie smiles at the nerd
"Nah it's fine I'll stay here and keep you company"

Hold on, someone is making weapon robots?
Don't you need some kind of... Weapon permit?

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>>11278058
Wait a second, Poni island? Be aware of the dragons.

>>11277933
Current experiment will be either "how many hours can a person be in a waiting room before being considered clinically insane" or "how many pets need to be applied to a Sylveon until addiction sets in". Hopefully the latter.

>>11277967
What?

>>11277971
Damn tricky foxes.

>>11278096
"Thanks Sylvie, really."
>Keep up the petting

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>>11278181
>Her tail is wagging rapidly
"Spending time with you in a boring room is always more enjoyable than going for a walk alone. Reminds me I still need to get you in the water sometime."

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>she visits the hospital and returns to visit fushigi again
hello, fushigi?

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>Roling how many hours more of wait
>floor(Last post digit / 2)+1

>>11278333
"Heh, that is great"
>Pets continue dangerously close to the ribbons, especially for a public place
"Maybe later today."

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>A thousand sparkling lights, each fading into the abyss, containing in them shards of thought, pure and untamed. Across this endless plane of memory, patterns emerge: a figure vague and warm, a feeling of fulfillment, then nothing. Moments before the end, Fushigi sees one last image, amongst the swarm: A Mienfoo, face wracked with loss, kneeling before a puddle... Relization hits, and with it a wave of pain, too strong, to fast, for the Sea to survive.
>Fushigi wakes up with a scream. Though uncertain what, it knows something horrible has happened.
>And thus concludes the tale, of another night in the storm of the mind, and the creation of another batch of shards...

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>>11278566
>maybe later today
>excited fairy pupper noises
"Hopefully it doesn't take too much longer then."
>Given their lack of privacy a ribbon just coils around his wrist but doesn't travel any further than that.

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>>11278767
A-are you okay?
Did something happen to you fushigi
>adri worryingly responded to him
>she was carrying flowers with her

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>>11278826
>Fushi turns towards her friends voice, not even questioning why she is suddenly in its room, purely seeing another being, and therefore a spice of comfort
"Addy!"
>oh course, this seeing is purely figurative, the same black band still remaining securely fashioned to the Mienshaos head, blocking all light, and everything that comes with it
>Roll to get out of covers, and hug the Bisharp, whilst blind

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>>11278566
>66
>Things are considerably faster from then on
>2 hours from that point, 1.5 now

>>11278776
"Or worse, more and unexpected bureaucracy."
>Help her on the lap

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>>11278979
>she just recently arrived to his room just as he screamed and now he is blindly walking towards her
>adri moves foward so he doesn't hurt himself walking blindly
"what happened?"
>she carefully hugs him trying not to poke him

>>11278333
>>11279111
>Bureaucracy: HAPPEN

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>>11279114
>The Weasel simply lays, shaking, in its Froends arms
"I-I don't know... It was awful..."

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>>11279136
>Worse than more bureaucracy, the air conditioning just broke
>Approximately three hours remaining

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>>11279247
you don't remember anything about the dream?
but well, i'm here to listen to you
if you need anything i can try to help

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>>11279111
>>11279287
>She rests her head on his leg
"Did it just get hotter in here?"

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>>11279316
>"I remember a little... but it just brings up more questions than it answers..."

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>>11279373
"well, that must be really awful then"
>she pats him on the back
if you don't want to talk about it i understand

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>>11279466
"It's fine I... I need answers more than I need privacy."
"Why do the doctors keep asking me stupid questions? It's insane! They ask me stuff like, how are you feeling, or has the pain come back, and then they throw weird ones like "on a scale of 1 to 10 how certain are you of your species" ... what's going on?

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>>11279339
>Slower pets
>Murmuring in the room
"It seems so. Definitely going to need a dip after."

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>>11279570
well, because i guess they are trying to see if you are mentally sound becasue that hit on your head was pretty strong, they might think that you lost your memory
welll your answer was just that you were a mienfoo right?

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>>11278506
>>11278767
>>11278826
>>11278979
>>11279114
>>11279247
>>11279316
>>11279373
>>11279466
>>11279570
>>11279646
I WANT SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH MY FUSHIGI BALLS

um, how long do humans usually sleep for?

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>>11279747
How should I know, I'm too busy with my balls

>>11279747
Eight hours, usually.
What's wrong, friend?

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>>11279747
8 hours or so, normally.
Why?

>>11279823
>Roll to give a charmander egg

>>11279812
>>11279823
my trainer fell asleep in the desert a few days ago and I don't think he's woke up yet
sorry for being slow typing on this thing is hard

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>>11279823
>roll to give you my balls
>oh baby a triple

>>11279961
Oh.
That's... he's dead.
Sorry to break the news, man.

Hello! One of my friends recommended this site to me! I have been training with my pokemon for weeks now and I have a simple question!
How easy is it to change a pokemon's ability? I've been training with my pokemon, trying to give it Scrappy!

>>11279980
but...he kept saying he was really hot before so I helped him get into a cave and went to go get him some water
when I came back he was sleeping so I left it near him and went to sleep
are you sure this isn't normal?

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>>11280017
With the magic of Fushigi, anything is possible!
Just insert it into your Pokemon and watch them change right before your eyes!

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>>11280017
There's a capsule that can change the ability of a Pokemon, but they're very hard to get.
>>11279961
.... That's not good, anon.
He's probably dead
>>11279927
>rip, no egg

>>11280072
I'm sorry! I do not think that works that way!!
>>11280076
You are Alain, right? I am honored to meet you, sir!
If it is not too much trouble I would like yo know where you think would be best to look for one!

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>>11279646
"Oh course... why would I lie?"
>Fushi strokes its mustache, a nervous tic, the implications there of seemingly lost on the weasel

>>11280076
but he can't be!
we've been here loads of times before and he's always been fine!
please tell me how to make him wake up

>>11280108
(I was just shitposting)

>>11280277
Stick your dick in it.

>>11280277
Yo, where are you at?

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>>11280277
Is he breathing?
>>11280108
I'm surprised you recognize me.
It's an honor to meet you too, anon.
From what I've heard they're primarily found at Battle Facilities.
Like the Battle Tree.

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>>11280204
I don't know
Maybe it's common for pokemon when they get in accidents they think they are a different pokemon
Maybe a previous form of a evolution line for example

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>>11279586
"Hotter it gets the better a swim will feel afterwards."
>She closes her eyes and will probably snooze on his lap from the relaxing petting

>>11280066
This sounds perfectly normal to me. Your trainer is ready to evolve into a baked potato, but he needs a sour cream and chives stone.

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>>11280360
"But Mienfoo is the first in the line?"
>Fushi looks up, confused
"What, are they checking to see im not an egg or something?"

>>11280306
in a cave in orre
mike told me not to tell people exactly where we are, bad people might come and attack

>>11280324
umm...a little bit yeah!
how do I help him?
>ooc note: mike the trainer is actually ded, as much as the poor shrew doesn't want to believe it

>>11280324
Oh! I am absolutely nothing in this world compared to you, sir! I deserve no honor from you!
We have some of those near by! I will look into them, thank you very much!

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>>11280458
He's breathing but not responding to anything, right?
>>11280473
They can only change between a Pokemon's natural abilities.
So no, a Sableye can't get Wonder Guard, for example.

fffffffffuck
hey par i need to do my @############aesthetuic
how the fuck
sdo
i
where do i get shitty contacts

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>>11280458
You will have to choose between your trainer's safety or life. Choose life.

>>11280381
"True..."
>A nap with all this heat seems like a good idea

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>>11280435
No, i just gave an example like other example would be like how hawlucha who thinks it's a banette while not being so

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>>11280617
yes! yes!
what should I do?!

>>11280651
but I can't just leave him here!
what if he wakes up on his own and needs help?

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>>11280647
Halloween stores or cosplay websites.
That's where they sell the wacky stuff.

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>>11280655
"That's silly!"
>Fushi chuckles
"...Thank you... for being here. M-Master.... Master would be happy, to know I have a friend."

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>>11280751
I'm going to make that KH guy look subtle with my tool-y-ness.

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>>11280776
KH guy?
Did I miss out on a prime bullying target?

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>>11280829
Yep. He's dead now. Probably.
Quincy has fallen now Toby rules Sinjoh, etc etc.

>>11280841
(Wait goddamnit.)
>>11280744
Hey, psst, shrewy. You wanna come up to Sinjoh?

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>>11280841
Toby?
As in Tobias?
Sounds like something he would do.

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>>11280841
>>11280877
>tfw want to say yes because it'd be interesting but it would be completely out of character, at least until he accepts his trainer's fate
no!
I have to stay here until my trainer gets better, I can't just leave him!

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Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

Why are most Pokeballs red and white?

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>>11280937
No, I'm Tobi! Rude!!!
You aren't allowed to my Sinjoh opening party.
Rude, I'm offended.
Either way I'm making this place less of a shithole sooooooo. You're free to come. Watch me summon dead gods tonight.
>>11281012
>No biggie dude, gotta stay IC.
Well, uh, where are the cops exactly?
Hello, I am doing an illegal crime, I love fucking pokemon and being gay in Johto's borders.
>>11281040
Because they were first crafted in Johto. J and K love red and white.
Bam.

its like im twelve all over again
can i skip the psychological damage this time

>>11281040
because you touch yourself at night

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>>11280773
He probably is
And i'm glad i met you too fushigi
you're a sweet person

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>>11281054
>ye
>soon though, maybe probably
they don't come out to this part of the desert, we're far away from any of the human cities
I don't know what a Johto is or what being gay means but that other thing is wrong and you should stop!

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>>11281054
Summoning gods?
Sweet, let me just bring my roommate and summoning shit.

>>11281054
Good luck with the ice, not getting Arceus to smite you by touching something you shouldn't have, and the ghosts.
Also whatever the fuck is going on at "Distortion City", as Quincy called it.

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>>11280744
>>11281273
What's wrong with fucking Pokemon, exactly?
Also, it sounds like your trainer is in a coma.
Take him to a hospital.

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>>11281273
Fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think the cop summoning failed. I got nothing shrew. Unless my god summoning works in the next 20 seconds you should probably ditch the corpse.
>>11281276
I take no responsibility for your death.
>>11281313
Yeah, yeah. I've been taking notes and reading shit.
I just throw a Magikarp at anything that looks deadly and find out if it is.
It's worked so far.
Also staying away from that floaty hellhole for now.
I'm just tidying shit up for the eventual "hey everyone come move out here"

>>11281370
Where are you "tidying shit up"?

>>11281370
Whats your plan about the blood vortex?

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>>11281370
I'm so sorry, I just got back from lunch. What is it you need a cop for?

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>>11281370
Yeah sure, can't be anymore soul sucking than college.

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>>11281323
it's disgusting and wrong, only bad people like the ones that live in Pyrite Town do that!
...I'll try and take him to a hospital tomorrow, I hope he gets better soon

>>11281370
it's not a corpse!
he's going to be ok, I know it, I'll take him to go get better and everything will be fine...
>shrew passes out on the cave floor, fast asleep

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>>11281409
"""""""""""""""""Pillar Town""""""""""""""""""""
>>11281413
I'm a 23 year old NEET not Barack Obama. I don't freakin' know ask Gigi to kindly fix everything.
>>11281434
A SHREW NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION
>>11281483
Just don't walk into the blood vortexes, or touch any sigils without checking what they are orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
go to distortion town
w e w
>>11281584
I'm sure it will.

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>>11281608
I'm a cop, not a doctor! I'm so, so sorry, but there's not really anything I can do for this shrew! Maybe if he were in Alola I could help move his friend, but that's just not possible with where he is.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help, except...

>Ring ring, call for the Gateon Police Department

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>>11281584
You didn't really answer the question.
I'm asking why you think it's disgusting and wrong.
I doubt he will. Comas aren't a joke.

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>>11281717
If comas aren't a joke why are you making me laugh with your butthurt?
You should be a comadian.
>rimshot

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>>11281608
Christ, anything else you want on that list?
Virgin sacrifice in the full moon?

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>>11281818
y 1 e 0 s

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>>11281963
You're SOL then, cause I don't know any virgins.

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>Wake up
>Some clerk is calling by legal name
>Never been this happy to actually get called by that

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>>11281688
Good job.
>>11281818
Yes, bring th-
>>11282018
Fuck.
>>11281963
Quit that, back in your cage.

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>>11281584
He's right you know.

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>>11282068
... will a slut work instead?

i wanna die

>>11282746
it doesn't get better.

too bad.

>>11282746
same.

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Anybody want a Spinarak?

>>11282902
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>11282923
Or I can just keep it
Better question
Anybody got tips for taking care of a fuckton of Spinaraks

>>11282068
Need help? I'm in Sinnoh, fuck this place.

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>>11282968
Why do you have a fuck ton of spinaraks?

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>>11282225
Maybe?
Are you the slut?
>>11282975
Heck yeah. If you wanna play clean up or just hang around. Most stuff here is furnished.

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>>11282987
An Ariados laid an egg sac in the rafters
I think they're gonna hatch soon
So I don't actually have Spinaraks right now
But I will

>>11283012
Okay, on my way.
>Anon: fly into the frozen... south
>rolling for travel time

>>11282746
me toooooooooooo

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>>11283012
Nah. What's the point of sacrificing myself?
This campus has lots of whores, I'm sure I can find one somewhere.

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>>11283060
>Roll to

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>>11283060
don't spinaraks eat the mother alive?

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>>11283235
No
I'm 99% sure it's like
One group of not Pokemon spiders that does that

>Lance isn't awake, he's not going to care if his phone gets used
>Text(s) for Bugsy:
>"Bugsy"
>"Bugsy bb"
>"Do Spinaraks actually eat their moms"

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>>11283060
Well, that does sound ugly.

>>11282987
"Hey, ready to get back to the base?"

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>>11283060
>egg sac in the rafters
FuckTon of spiders confirmed, I don't know anybody who would want a Spinarak but good luck finding a home for them.
>>11283326
"Yeah whenever you are."

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i'm so bored right now

>This Kanto News Notwork with the breaking news
>Sabrina gym leader of Saffron has been rushed into Safffron's General Hospital suffering of concussion from an inexplicable accident
>What seems to be a Hypno Pendulum crashed through a weak point in Saffron Gym's roof and right into the leader, knocking her out instantly
>Rangers are in the lookoout for any Hypno without their pendulum in the region

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>>11283384
Told her to watch out
>>11283341
Oh well
I guess they can just stay here
I'll train them to guard the gym or something
>>11283326
Could be worse
They could be something ugly
Like Snubbulls

>>11283384
first terrorism then this? what the fuck is lance doing???????
I'm starting a petition to get Red in.
>Rolling for success

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>>11283434
The horror

>>11283341
>Nerd: still very sweaty
"I really damn hope I never see the interior of that office again."

>Rolling: minutes until back to home base
>Last post digit + 5

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>>11283461
>Red isn't old enough to hold a position in the Kanto-Johto government, so even if you made a petition it wouldn't do much
>Sorry anon
Lance is suffering a medical problem atm anon
He'll be fine by the end of the week
Take a chill pill fampai

>>11283540
Before Lance our leaders didnt have medical problems and "vacations".
#impeachlance

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>>11283570
Anon
All of our leaders have gotten sick
And he's not even on vacation
We're sorta through the shitty paperwork necessary to annex Sinjoh
Which you the people voted for, btw

>>11283630
(*Sorting)
(Not "sorta")

>>11283630
One of our leaders gets rushed to the hospital and you think this is normal?

>>11283364
>A battered pickup parks outside

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>>11283671
Nah
Hence 'inexplicable accident'
Just calling anon out on the whole 'before lance leaders didn't get sick' thing
We're busy with Rocket and Sinjoh, chasing down freak accidents is a waste of time
Buuuut I'm probably going to ward her gym before her hair gets tied to a rafter

>>11282923
boneless pizza

>>11283087
>A little late, but she makes it there
>She arrives on a Skarmory, and since I can't find a good FC you get a description:
>She's short, with platinum blonde hair tied in a bun, wearing a white peacoat and white earmuffs
>Her eyes are a dazzling green, and her skin is fair.
>She pulls out several other pokeballs, revealing the rest of her team, and how she transported her things, as each of them carries a bag, including the Skarmory, who set one down before landing fully.
>A Metagross
>An Electivire
>And an Incineroar
"Sup. You need an engineer?"

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>>11283686
>looks at outside
sweet it seems my bro arrived

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>>11283922
>The door swings open
"Yo"

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>Arrived at base
>Speedboat docked
>Time to get ready for the next item in the list

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>>11284032
how you're doing dude?

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>>11284060
"Headaches in the morning, headaches at night, yeesh."
"Gotta lay off the pills bro, they aren't healthy this often."

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>>11284096
do you need help with that?

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>>11284196
"Yeah bro. Head is pounding again."
"Sheesh, every time I get that fucking dream I wake up with my brain getting hammered, and didn't even drink the last night!"

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>>11284268
well, alright, i'll try to make the headache go away
i wonder what started triggering those dreams
>rolls for headache claring
>evens the headache lesses
>dubs it fully goes away
>odds nothing happens
>dubsfails it gets worse

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>>11284332
>tripfails
head explodes

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>>11284332
>The headache lessens to a tolerable level
"Yo bro, thanks again"
"I dunno why or what caused them, but haven't got them before you showed up, bro."

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>>11284044
>Sylvie steps off the boat onto the dock
"So what else do you need to do before we can swim?"

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>>11284396
maybe it's my fault that it's happening
maybe it's for the best that i distance myself from you if i am hurting you, bro

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>>11284404
>Changing into some swimming trunks that seem haven't seen use in years
"Just the necessary preparations"

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>>11284462
"I meant the dreams bro, though, sheesh, maybe also the headaches."

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>>11284635
well, i guess so
well, at least i'll keep trying to help you with those
maybe i can find why i keep giving you headaches

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>>11284882
"Yeah, bro"
>Sam goes for the kitchen, fetching a bottle of Almian vodka
"If I'm going to live with these headaches might as well get smashed, don't you think bro?"

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>>11284624
>Sylvie snorts when she sees his trunks
"Nice shorts Stibs."
>She walks up to the edge
"Honestly you'd probably be better off without those but I know how you humans are about nudity."
>She sets the dex down then does a running leap into the water and when she surfaces her ribbons wave at the human beckoning him to join her

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>>11285027
sure
that sounds good
maybe i'll keep treating your headaches

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>>11285131
"Pfft, also there are still a few employees during the night shift. Not like they have line of vision from their deck"
>Dive in

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>>11285231
>Serving two shot glasses
"That's the spirit bro, heh"
>Slam the cheap vodka

i want to kiss all moths

>>11285350
i want to kick all moths

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>>11285275
>Despite being a Sylveon rather than a Vaporeon Sylvie is more graceful than one would first assume as she uses her ribbons to help push herself through the water in a circle around Stibium
>After a few laps around him she makes some Sylveon noises and playfully splashes at him

>>11285350
i want to smash all moths*

>>11285482
>>11285503
these are both bad moth are for kiss

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>>11285507
moths are disgusting creatures that need to be purged with fire

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>>11285350
You do you, amigo. My Pokemon would get a little jealous if I did that, hahah.
Anyway, how's everybody? I have a camp set up, at least, and food.
>>11285576
Please no murder, m'kay?

>>11285576
No.
>>11285586
Kiss

the

moths

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>>11285302
sure bro
>nirie pours some on his gel and absorb is

>>11285507
KICK!

>>11285586
you're a cutie

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>>11285499
>Splashed at"
"You sure have some Vaporeon in you."
>Dive
>Roll to surprise Sylvie by emerging behind her

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>>11285350
Yo, you better not be in Johto.

>>11285576
What you sayin'?

>>11285599
"Heh heh, you look like a jelly shot"

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>>11285586
>>11285598
>>11285652
>>11285652
>sets moths on fire
Stupid disease-carrying trash, burn for the good of everyone

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>>11285715
I am becoming stronger.

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>>11285715
Did someone say burning?

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>>11285746
>uses psychic powers to split you in half
nothing personnel.... shitlord...

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>>11285638
>Sylvie looks around expecting him to surface in her field of vision and is thoroughly surprised at his from behind sneak attack

>>11285586
Getting hammered like an Almian, sis.

>>11285715
Sheesh, extreme aren't you?

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>>11285785
I don't take any pleasure in killing them anymore than you do, but I do it so that people don't have to worry about catching anything unpleasant.

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>>11285781
>Grab Sylvie from the back
"Surprise"

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>>11285776
Nnnnnnnnot dead.

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>>11285652
>dubsfails
>is starting to get drunk already
Woah what is going on

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>>11285881
What in the Arceus...
>Uses Psychic to smash the bug into a sphere

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>>11285838
>Not loving toasting the little fucks alive

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>>11285967
>You made the moth slightly uncomfortable.
What's next?

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>>11285878
>Sylvie all but jumps out of the water as she's grabbed from behind and tries to twist around and pap at Stibs

>>11285986
Hey Fizz/Mud stop replying to shitposters please.

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>>11285884
"This is some good shit, bro, this is what is happenin"
>Sam is also slightly drunk

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>>11285995
>Not papped
>Let go anyway
"Though not actually a Vaporeon, I can say"

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>>11285785
What'cha drinking?
>>11285617
Why, thank you~

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>>11285986
I only see it as a career, nothing more, nothing less.
>>11285991
What's ne-
HOW are you still alive?!
My psychic powers should've crushed your skeleton.
You... You must be some kind of demon moth.
>Laumches a Psybeam at their head

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>>11286031
yeah
that's is some good shit bro

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>>11286082
>Sylvie sticks her tongue out and dives underwater
>She attempts to wrap her ribbons around his ankles and pull him under

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>>11286007
Hey dickface shut the fuck up please

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>>11286131
I guess, I'm gonna grab a soda.
>The moth opens a fridge, deflecting the psybeam.
You want some pepsi?

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>>11286120
Cheap Almian vodka with my bro, sis!

>>11286132
>More shouts are poured
"Fuck it, we be drinking a weekday night, bro"

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>>11286134
>Feel the ribbons
>Take a deep breath, knowing what happens next
>Look for Sylvie underwater

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>>11286259
that sound like a fun time dude
>another shot absorbed
>>11286120
he's drinking with me, sweets

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>>11286158
>their mouth hangs open at how easily their attack was deflected
>it takes a moment for them to collect themselves and sigh, before folding their arms
Sure, you're going to kill me anyway, might as well have a last supper.

>Roll to rob all of Gateon.

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>>11286377
>Dubfail.
>Really?
"Dude. I'm right here."

>>11286391
"Uh..."
>Throw Larvesta at and run

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>>11286273
>Depending on how far she managed to pull him under she should be at head level and looking at him with a smirk

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>>11286405
"Did you steal a larvesta...?"
>Aim for leg.
>Shoot.

>>11286443
>I'm tired so
>U shoot the man ansd he gives up

>>11286443
>tripsfail
>blow own head off

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>>11286259
>>11286286
Niiice. I'd have a bit too, but I'm a little short on cash and the only job lead I got today was so sketchy it belonged in a police notebook.

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>>11286286
>More shots served
>Halfway down the bottle
"Ffffuck bro, lets empty this"

>>11286474
(oops)
>>11286456
Sheesh what it sis?

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>>11286449
>Get some sleep, Anon.
>Arrest man and get PDA out.
Hey PAR, how's the world out of Orre lately?

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>>11286435
>Not too deep
>Face to face, smiling
>Grab the aquatic fairypup and swim upwards

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>>11286474
hell yeah dude we will finish this right now
>he pours his shot on his goo again to asborb it
>now he is way drunker
>>11286456
it would probably be real to drink with you, sweets

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>>11286500
It's alright! Er... For me, anyway! Alola's biggest problem is an issue with... Illegal robotics? I still don't really get that case.
Oh! There's a Sandshrew with a possibly comatose trainer hiding in a desert cave in Orre. I uh... Don't have much for details outside of that but... You're in a better position to help than I am!

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>>11286495
This guy cam up to me, said he had a job if I was game to bring him Eevees and Cinccinos. So, I'm already suspicious as fuck that he's going to an out-of-work Trainer instead of a Breeder.
I let him keep talking, and he throws up an even bigger red flag - he wants regular deliveries. Fuck that. I've got at least four guesses as to why he wanted them and none of them are good.
>>11286500
Unova's quiet, although I'm a little suspicious of somebody and I'm broke and a little cold right now.
>>11286552
Heck yeah. If I was in your Region, I'd join you.

>>11286456
Was you propositioned?

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>>11286551
>By the time they break the surface she's giggling and has her paws around his neck in a hug that Stibium could easily interpret as thanks for going for a swim with her

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>>11286552
>3/4 left
>Slam another shot
"Ha ha ha, yeesh"

>>11286634
Sheesh that sounds like a real fuckin scumbag deck him for me alright

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>>11286717
>visibly drunk
heh heh, yeah let's do this bro
>drink another shot
>>11286634
yeah, it would be a honor to meet such a cutie like you and have some drinks

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>>11286579
Yeah I got that call. I'm working on getting a truck to go out there soon.
>>11286634
Hell if you're applying to the police tell them someone from Orre recommended you. They'll think twice about saying no.
Who are you suspicious of?

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>>11286665
>Return the impromptu hug
>With pets
"You really were waiting for this, weren't you?"
>Slowly inching back towards the dock

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>>11286769
You
>pulls out revolver and fills your chest with holes

awaken my par

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>>11286648
It would somehow be less skeevy if I was.
>>11286717
I didn't want to risk it. I had no clue what the guy's team was or if he had friends, and by friends I mean rich family or ties to Ghetsis' Plasma sect.
>>11286737
Someday, little guy. Someday.
>>11286769
A man who tried to hire me to bring him small Pokemon on a weekly basis.
He gave me bad vibes, even by 'dad was a career con' standards, and I can't think of any good reason he'd ask me.
I can think of lots of bad ones, though.

>>11286819
>She nods while still hugging his neck, the pets causing her tail to wag slowly in the water. She then extends a ribbon and grabs onto the dock's ladder and helps pull them along

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>>11286769
That's good to hear, I was a bit worried no one heard the message.
Wouldn't... A Pokemon be more efficient? Not that trucks aren't neat! I'm just, ah... Curious? Is riding Pokemon not a common practice in Orre?