Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>Ignore obvious trolls
>Post cute pics of your waifu
>Talk to other losers
>Only 1 claim per anon
>Most important: Have fun!
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Rumia a cute claimed!
>>11257823
Not a whole lot, just got home and Internet is out since the bill hasn't been paid so I'm trying to decide what game to play to kill time, yourself?
zeng claimed the cute widdle pudgeface
>>11257949
Also, obvious Minami claim
>it's yet another avatarfag roleplaying general
did we really need another HG spinoff
Rem claimed
>>11257869
>>11257913
>>11257953
Hello you lot.
>>11257949
I'm just kinda laid back, just grinding and grinding please kill me
>>11258053
hello there good morning!
So what's going on in these threads besides claiming your waifu?
>>11258101
Autistic avatarfagging
>>11257848
Shut the fuck up.
Are you a Moderator or something?
>>11258101
Claim, post pics, post music, talk to people, or do whatever you'd like
>>11258126
Chen <3
Fuck you all.
>>11258126
r00d!
and nope. just a threadgoer~
>>11258053
Heya, whaddup?
>>11258101
Mainly just talking but every now and again we start talking about a nine and the sort and it's nice
>>11258143
I wish you would fuck me
>>11258149
You're a moron.
>>11258166
I wish I could fuck me.
>>11258178
You could fuck me while thinking about yourself
>>11258187
No.
Shush, go away
>>11258195
Please
>>11258202
I don't even know you.
>>11258216
You could get to know me
>>11258221
Sorry but I already want to smash your head
>>11258178
i know :p
>>11258230
Do it
First for best awoofu.
>>11258297
>>11258297
>>11258297
>>11258297
>>11258297
I will just get 'waifu' banned from trash, I guess.
>>11258292
Wrong, best canine companion is Holo.
Hello everyone.
>>11258303
How come? :o
I'll glady take best moon while she is still available.
>>11258095
That's a cute Rumia.
How are you?
>>11258151
Nothing much from earlier, I assume you found something?
>>11258312
Patchouli a cute
>>11258312
She is so cute! Good claim!
>2who waifus
Can't get any more shit than this.
>>11258389
>>11258389
>>11258388
Shut the fuck up, loser.
>>11258355
Whaddya mean? Found something?
When did you guys move to trash? Were you finally kicked out of /b/?
>>11258410
Yesterday
No
Hi nothing
Am I owo
Lewd Ben uwu
Okanata
Feels great to finally see you faggots bite the dust.
Enjoy our hell, niggers.
>>11258511
I mean hell so far this board actually has its advantages:
> Loli and Shota porn threads prohibited
> higher image limit
> bigger file size limit
>>11258511
This. You'll fit right in with the HG cancer. ERP cancer. TLHG cancer. And the furfag cancer.
>>11258495
Hi
Yes uwu
No owo
>>11258536
You forgot
>RP/avafagging is allowed on this board.
Hands off off my Li Li.
Now we have another group to fight with?
>>11258551
Hi nothing
But I'm not owo
Sluwut
I wish I had a bullet in me owo
Shit, even you niggers got kicked from /b/? I figured it was going to happen soon with your avafagging, but still kind of sucks to see
>>11258558
She's like 8, silly
mine.
>>11258579
Weren't really kicked but the threads on /b/ are being spammed by bananas (which isn't really that big of a deal) and so people are also making threads here since the spam mere don't come to this board
Basically we'll be back on /b/ in a few weeks tops
>>11258577
Hi
You are uwu
Howo
I can put one in if you put one in me first uwu
>>11258590
Very cute :o
>>11258579
You're welcome to join Shizuru on /b/ if you'd like
and maybe also this
>>11258604
>>11258604
No, you wont. They now know what breaks your thin skin. Just like with every new ylyl, the banana will be there. They will go together like spiderman spam n loli threads.
>>11258635
Now there's no more loli and ylyl threads :o
>>11258635
Honestly I haven't seen banana spam on ylyl threads in months. I came to this board to talk to people that are on this one for the time being, I'm still posting on the waifu threads over on /b/ and they're still just as active as usual (not counting bananas of course)
>>11258647
You guys already ran once for their low level shitposting. You'll run again. And again. And so on. And so on. Then you'll just stop bothering with hosting them in /b/
>>11258604
Is the fucking banana really still there?
>>>/b/743476469
>>11258667
Honestly, shizuru is so stubborn, so it's not like you'll ever stop him. I'm happy wherever threads are as long as I can talk to people
>>11258668
Yeah there's 2 banana spammers atm
>>11258679
Just stay out of the other rp threads here. Nothin but waifus n shitposts. We don't need more of the anime autism.
Why does it matter where the threads are
It's still the same autism wherever it is
>>11258635
Lol dude
The ylyl and loli spam is memetic. More than one person doing it for fun
The waifunana spam is 1 angry bitch and 1 bored freelancer with a banana script. Once those two people get bored, if the waifus don't make it a meme for people outside those 2 to spam them, it'll go back to normal
>>11258611
Hi nothing
I'm nowot
You just are uwu
No
>>11258679
Don't talk like that about her!
>>11258702
You underestimate autism. A deadly mistake to make.
Dunno if you've had one that did it, but claiming best hikkikomori
also hi
>>11258710
Hi
You are uwu
How owo
Why not
>>11258716
Was on my phone, thought this was you
>>11258693
I've looked around a bit, some threads on here seem really cool, like the fapping together one, might give that one a try
claiming best yordle
>>11258749
>bunch of guys fapping together, some of which do so over discord voicechat
Could you be any gayer?
>>11258749
Who was me?
>>11258773
You are you!
>>11258770
I'm bi and very proud
>>11258053
Hi
>>11258613
Her body is amazing too.
>>11258780
>>11258780
Oh, then you're a Drumpf nazi and need to fuck off to /pol/.
>>11258797
Wow, one of these fags, everybody. Watch out!...
>>11258740
Hi nothing
I'm nowot
U just r uwu
Because I want to die before you owo
>>11258797
I thought nazis and such didn't like gays?
>>11258796
Adorable <3
>>11258785
Very sexy, where is she from? :o
>>11258830
Hekapoo from Star vs.
>>11258824
Hi
You are uwu
Prove it owo
Why uwu
>>11258749
>>11258770
> Fapping together
> While on discord
I think I'll just stick to posting cute stuff and posting anime girls
>>11258721
I'm just saying this is a different breed of autism.
>>11258869
It's not like I haven't fapped for someone before
or had someone fap for me uwu
>>11258842
That show looks very cute, I see it around but never watched
>>11258861
Hi nothing
I'm not owo
How uwu
Because I hate living owo
Why there's 4 waifu claiming threads?
Claiming best girl.
changing boards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74kuIj7cvcw
>>11258882
You should. She has a booty that doesn't quit and hips to match. She needs it pounded daily.
>>11258797
He's bisexual, therefore he is a Trump fan? That's not even trolling. That's something totally nonsensical you might say to an evil A.I. on Star Trek to make it explode.
>>11258905
Chen I think
>>11258906
Shizuru is adamant about staying on /b/, you can join him there, or both whatever you like
>>11258908
Will try to find some time for it
>>11258882
I mean I guess to each their own
>>11258906
Is that you CC?
>>11258408
Did you find something to kill time?
>>11258737
What a cute.
Hey, how are you?
>>11258781
I take it you are doing alright?
>>11258905
You want sixteen? Because I can make a few more threads
>>11258930
eh, never gave a fuck about where it was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cqw-U3rlPg
>>11258936
yus
>>11258920
Ultra lefties are desperate and grasping at straws. Just ignore xir.
>>11258906
Hey, CC.
Can you do me a favor?
Don't talk to the guy with this namesynch, ' Duke of Autism !Cancer.cqc 0', he is actually a fucking autistic faggot, mentally ill.
I don't want you to puke from cringing.
>>11258948
My brother left to go back home, and I'm alone again with no work or anything. So take from it what you will
>>11258951
Why don't you ever log into Steam anymore ;~;
>namesync
>autistic blogging
>bunch of thinskinned autists
Woah and I thought HG and ERP were bad, but you guys take the cake.
Kill yourselves, dysfunctional monkeys.
>>11258948
Ah, not really. Started up subnautica but didn't do anything after starting the game I had
>>11258964
i've met worse people.
how u doing?
>>11258966
idk, icba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZ_g7_PWBA
>>11258948
I'm sure you can, but don't..
Claimed
>>11259006
Why are you always sad? :(
>>11258951
Me neither, how have you been?
>>11259030
Hey, I voted for you!
>>11259003
Oh, I see. I imagine you've been hanging around /mu/ then?
>>11259040
>>11259040
I'm not atm!
>>11259003
I'm fine.
I've been listening to the 8 albums that came out on 25.
Pretty cool stuff.
Especially Brockhampton's album.
Nice try Chen, he knows who I am and that I'm cringy already
>>11258948
Suffering in a hurricane
>>11259112
Please get to safety <3
>>11259075
Good :)
how are you doing today?
>>11258781
ew why are her hands so smol?
>>11259125
Because she is smol
>>11259040
good, gettin by.
wby?
>>11259056
a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EthE4BmDZ9o
>>11259081
i never got into brockhampton.
idk why.
>>11258897
Hi
You are uwu
Idk owo
Come here and i'll kill you uwu
>>11259149
Are you gonna hang around here more? It's nice to see you again, but I'm burned out and need to take a nap
>>11259149
They are great.
Saturation 2 is fire, so is the new album of XXXTENTACION.
Want a list with the new albums that came out?
>>11259122
That's the plan. Thanks for the welcome but I'm likely just going to lurk.
>>11259122
Flue is annoying, but I'm getting my Saya figure most likely tomorrow so it's ok!
>>11259168
Do whatever you'd like, please enjoy yourself
>>11259171
That's great, could you show us when it's here?
>>11259149
Mostly been here and listening to music, or spending time with my husband when I can
>>11259030
God-tier choice, my friend.
>>11259160
maybe.
have a nice nap
>>11259165
that would be helpful.
>>11259196
livin the good life?
>>11259196
Sure!
I hope it didn't break during delivery..
>>11259150
Hi nothing
I'm not owo
Start knowing uwu
What method owo
>>11259216
Hi
You are uwu
How owo
Idk uwu
I'm going to the shop, brb owo
>>11259204
Bout to head to work. Enjoy this last pic of H-poo while I'm gone.
>>11258355
i'm good, a bit shaky meeting new people online, how's u?
>>11259204
BROCKHAMPTON - SATURATION 2
XXXTENTACION - 17
LIL UZI VERT - LUV IS RAGE 2
WIKI - NO MOUNTAINS IN MANHATTAN
DANIEL CAESAR - FREUDIAN
ACTION BRONSON - BLUE CHIPS 7000
ASAP MOB - COZY TAPES 2
MADEINTYO - TRUE'S WORLD
>>11259257
thanks man
>>11259215
I can't wait!
I think it'll be ok
>>11259246
Take care
>>11259204
Yes, but I am also working on fixing some personal issues, those have been harder to deal with, but is worth the struggle
>>11259274
gotta do what you gotta do man
>>11259269
I got you, my dude.
>>11259238
Hi nothing
Im not owo
By starting knowing uwu
What method owo
Normie uwu
>>11259305
arm is creepy
>>11259312
These arms?
>>11259343
Those arms are cute ; ~ ;
I'm just making a solid effort to get into the animu lyfe in the last six months or so. Thus far, mostly watching lewd things lol. Have to go with Eris from Cat Planet Cuties for now. Not the greatest show, but a fun romp.
besides being neko and alien, I like how sweet, bubbly, loyal, and sexually free she is. Plus I get sweet alien tech. Seem like a nice, low stress, interspecies marriage we'd have.
It was a hard choice tho. Had three runner ups in mind. Also, hello, fellow nerds.
>>11259274
I can't wait either! It looks really good.
>>11259377
Hello cutie
>>11259400
Which one is it? :o
>>11259403
>no Here and there, now and then
baka
>>11259433
http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/6262/Saya.html
>>11259458
Looks good, but also gore ; - ;
>>11259458
its not a must watch
>>11259458
That's a really nice figurine.
>>11259478
That doesn't bother me!
>>11259490
More than Air, Kanon or Clannad are..
>>11259502
It is! Been waiting for it for quite a while now.
>>11259377
Welcome to the downward spiral that is anime
>>11259557
i didnt make it.
if you care enough, you'll go to /a/ and complain
>>11259557
Are you into gore in real life..
>>11259309
Hi
You are uwu
How owo
A knife? owo
Not my fault i was thirsty owo
>>11259602
I know, but you said it's not a must watch..
>>11259615
Ehh? Into gore? No..
>>11259695
yea, its not
>>11259695
Ok that's good..
I'd be into whatever you wanted though..
>>11259688
Hi nothing
I'm not owo
By asking someone not me how uwu
I like knives owo
It is normie uwu
>>11259724
Hi
You are uwu
Ok owo
Do you want one inside you uwu
It's not owo
>>11259720
Sachi told me to ask you how
>>11259769
Ask me how what? -_-
>>11259793
I think it was how am i a slut
>>11259769
Hi nothing
No u uwu
Yes I want one in me owo
Yes it is uwu
>>11259707
It is. More than Bartender, Rozen Maiden, Haibane Renmei, or Paranoia Agent.
>>11259720
Even gore?
>>11259810
Hi
Yes you owo
I'll put mine inside you then uwu
It's not owo
>>11259823
If that's what you wanted, I'd do anything with you..
>>11259808
You are a slut uwu
>>11259858
Hi nothing
no u uwu
Do you even own one owo
Slut uwu
>>11259859
How owo
>>11259885
Hi
Yes you owo
Yes uwu
No u owo
>>11259859
Why tho?
>>11259920
Hi nothing
Why me uwu
Post pic of it owo
Yes u uwu
>>11259986
I like you..
>>11259920
You just are uwu
>>11259987
Hi
You just are owo
I don't have a camera because i'm not a normie like you owo
No me owo
>>11260031
You are for being lewd with strangers owo
>>11260038
Hi nothing
I'm not though uwu
I don't have a camera owo
How did you take the picture of your hand that one time then :thinking:
Yes uwu
>>11260110
Hi
You are owo
You have a phone uwu
Magic :ok_hand:
No owo
>>11260188
Hi nothing
Or do I owo
You don't know magic :thinking:
Yes uwu
>>11260260
How that banana guy starts spamming as soon as thread pops up even when no one is posting there..
>>11260031
But but..
>>11260235
Hi
You said you do uwu
I do and i used it to take a pic of myself and my hand :ok_hand:
No owo
>>11260367
yes yes..
>>11258966
My days are mostly empty silence too.
>>11258998
What happened?
>>11259112
Oh, you're a Houston folk? Do you know if Bel Air was affected at all?
>>11259248
Ah, don't have to worry too much about meeting me. At least online.
I'm just playing a game to pass time. What brang you here?
>>11260367
Script
>>11260408
Pasadena actually, but close enough. But no clue, really. I don't get outside, much like Madotsuki
>>11260380
Hi nothing
Or did I owo
You don't and you didn't :thinking:
Yes uwu
>>11260408
Got distracted on waifu threads and food
Littlefinger dies.
Jeun Sneu shags Ben Dany
Cersei becomes the mad queen
Cleganebowl soon
>>11260408
It's unpleasant
Welcome to /trash/
Regards: HG
>>11260367
It's reasonable to assume that if a thread meets a certain criteria, such as containing the word "waifu" he'll get a notification and point his script our way.
>>11260465
Hi
Yes uwu
How did i do it then :thinking:
How owo
>>11260408
my love for Rumia has brought me here, what game are you playing? I stopped playing vidya a few years ago because money
>>11260719
Hi nothing
Nowo
I don't know
Because uwure a slut
>>11260901
Hi
Yese
Start knowing
I'm not owo
>>>/b/743491284
I'm leaving, catch you all tonight.
>>11261008
Hi nothing
Nowo
Once you stab me a few times I will
You are uwu
>>11261437
Hi
Yese
Come here then
Prove it owo
>>11261569
Hi nothing
Nowo
Is Blackpool near you?
Your husband already did
>>11261602
Hi
Yese
It's 2 hours and 22 minutes away
Ask someone else
>>11260441
There's no water in your house it seems, so that's a no.
>>11260478
That's a reasonable reason.
Was it good food?
>>11260500
I can tell. I think.
>>11260761
I play Dokkan mostly. Brave Frontier is slowly creeping up against me again.
>>11261679
Hi nothing
Nowo
Or is it
I can't uwu
>>11261987
Hi
Yese
It says on the internet
Why not owo
>>11262010
Hi nothing
Nowo
So it must be true :thinking:
He is the only one who should know owo
Best witch claimed
>>11262024
Hi
Yese
Why did you ask :thinking:
Other people might uwu
>>11262073
Welcome
>>11262085
Hi nothing
Nowo
Because I'll be there in a few months uwu
So you're a whore as well owo
>>11262112
Hi
Yese
I was there a few months ago owo
How uwu
>>11262089
Ohi
>>11262132
Hi nothing
Nowo
Were you uwu
Ask your husband owo
>>11262154
Hi
Yese
Yes owo
I have a pic of me there
Ok uwu
>>11262085
How
This is my wife, Morrigan.
Beautiful isn't she?
>>11262186
Yes
>>11262186
Very
>>11262139
How's it going?
>>11262204
Pretty meh, just jumping around threads for lewd
>>11262220
I see, good luck on the search, most people here don't really lewd their waifus I don't think
>>11262179
Hi nothing
Nowo
Or were you :thinking:
>>11262234
A pokemon is fine too
>>11262272
I miss garde claimer
>>11262252
Hi
Yese
You can see the pic if you want :thinking:
>>11262281
You people will marry anything won't u
>>11262285
Hi nothing
Nowo
I don't want
>>11262301
I'm married to
>>11262285
Mid-hurricane snack run yeeeah
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>11262484
*kissu*
>>11262476
It's still going? ; - ;
>>11262305
Hi
Yese
Good because i didn't want to show youwu
>>11262499
Yep
streets are still flooded
pic related
>>11262484
You don't love me </3
>>11262507
Hi noting
nowo
Good because I didn't want to see it
>>11262507
Pretty harsh dood
>>11262499
oh my! thank you friend <3
>>11262522
yes I do ;~;
>>11262567
You get all the hugs and kisses
>>11262514
Do you have a place to stay?
>>11262567
You don't though
You just tell me you do :(
>>11262643
Well of course, all I did was make a run to the gas station
>>11262522
Hi
Yese
Good because i wasn't going to send it
>>11262532
He deserves it
>>11262724
Hi nothing
Nowo
Good because ur a spic
>>11262771
Hi
Yese
Good because i'm not
>>11262861
Hi nothing
Nowo
Good because I miss foulaw
>>11261874
In what way can you tell?
>>11262951
Meme artist
>>11262677
Ok good I was worried..
>>11262951
Beautiful
>>11262955
I love memes so.
>>11262958
Пpeкpacний.
>>11262987
Eh?
>>11262993
Beautiful in husky.
>>11262987
It's amazing that even with all that touching up, she's just average looking
>>11263004
Oh
I don't speak ruskie
>>11263011
It's also the title of one of her songs.
>>11263005
Come on senpai. Be nice to Grimes. Honestly average looking people are quite attractive as long as they do take proper care of themselves.
>>11263031
That's a singer?
>>11263031
Are you gonna avatar her now? Eh, at least mugi isn't here, he loves Grimes
>>11263033
A bad one owo
F a m gets turned into senpai on this board. Got it.
>>11263033
Yes. She's done from dark synthpop to extremely poppy... pop. And she is from British Columbia uwu
>>11263045
I felt like posting a couple pics of her for some reason.
>>11262898
Hi
Yese
Good because is he dead
>>11263065
Makes sense, are you still working?
>>11263065
Really?
Senpai
>>11263074
Hi nothing
Nowo
He can't be :(
>>11263065
Link desu
>>11263115
Hi
Yese
Why not ):
>>11263096
2 months left on contract. Can't really judge if I'll be able to renew it since my boss pulls everyone's ears pretty hard and always finds flaws in our work. Even the people that have been here for like 8 years and are amazing as professionals in my eyes.
>>11263124
I'll give you two shades of her. Here's a recent work where she goes full pop but still surprisingly experimental:
https://my.mixtape.moe/udlwss.mp3
And here's something more abstract:
https://my.mixtape.moe/xpnhhr.mp3
O cool I want to listen to Halfaxa again now.
>>11262514
it's a fucking hurricane, anon
you should really do anything else instead of posting on 4chan
>>11263178
Good luck, he sounds like a fun boss :o
>>11263201
I'm stuck in my house now, what else should I be doing, jogging?
>>11263178
>making use of stereo sound
I like it already
>>11263230
anything is better than posting in a "waifu claiming" thread
life is more interesting than this shitty website
I'm not telling you go outside but at least be interested in the shit going on around you
or fuck, maybe go help someone
just seems like a waste
>>11262073
Hello there
>>11262186
She's alright.
>>11262484
Hello love anon.
>>11262921
You've told me what's been up, so I can take into account how you would feel.
>>11263353
That was like, 2 months ago
>>11263139
Hi nothing
Nowo
Because I miss him :(
>>11263399
>>11263430
Hi
Yese
He could still be dead ):
>>11263447
How are you doing? Glad you found the wonderful thread..
>>11263472
Hi nothing
Nowo
I hop he isn't :(
Why so many threads?
>>11263750
Chen was having fun
>>11263728
zzzz
How many are there?
>>11263762
>Chen was having fun
I don't know speak circlejerk, who is this Chen. Also I've seen worse spam
>>11263762
why sleepy
>>11263795
I saw your avatar
>>11263783
If you want spam, go make a waifu thread on /b/
He's a poster that comes every now and then, he's very funny and nice but a bit of a troll at times
>>11263810
>but a bit of a troll at times
Ebin. He's not fucking funny . Tell him to stop his shit
>>11263510
Not that good. Just feeling like crap right now.
>>11263611
Hi
Yese
Why ):
>>11263840
What's wrong?
>>11263839
I can't at the moment
>>11263810
what does that mean
>>11263862
>discord
Go back there
>>11263879
I'm already online, what do you want?
>>11263865
how are you doing today? :)
>>11263292
I only managed to get out there because there was a lull in the rain, I can't do much else
>>11263894
Leave this site or board. Both would be great. No one likes you
>>11263914
I like him
>>11263949
For what purpose? No one fucking likes you either
>>11263853
Hi nothing
Nowo
Because he's a friend :(
>>11263966
I like him
>>11264008
**CIRCLEJERK INTENSIFIES**
>>11264074
I have a program based on this image
>>11264008
Hi
Yese
Tell him to come back then ):
Benis
>>11264123
Hi nothing
Nowo
I can't :(
>>11264290
Verguba
Mako-chan is mine and if you think otherwise then NUH-UH GOOD SIR
>>11264346
o:
>>11264364
Cute waifu
>>11263894
decent uwu
I've never been much of a waifufag but tsuyu stole my heart and i love her
>>11264425
>I've never been much of a waifufag but tsuyu stole my heart and i love her
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>>11264425
She's a popular waifu it seems :o
>>11264413
Why not great? ; - ;
Dude fuck life I don't even know anymore
>>11264448
what's wrong?
>>11264302
Hi
Yese
Why not ):
>>11264459
Explaining it would take more than the character limit allows for
Tsundre motherfuckers. Not even once. That's all I'm gonna say
>>11264481
Haha an image macro most certainly proves your point. Well played anon
>>11264443
Work isn't motivating ;-;
>>11264503
I mean you come to the the trash heap of autism and were surprised by that?
>>11264528
Get a new job uwu
>>11264502
I see, I hope it gets better
>>11264560
Yup totally justifies that guy's autism. If everyone else can do it why not him amirite?
>>11263862
Basically constant need to vomit and a headache.
>>11264579
I wish uwu
>>11264620
Are you drinking water and resting? I think you should
>>11264622
When do you leave the militia or whatever
>>11264657
>militia
I hate you
I have 2 years and a few months left
>>11264582
Pretty much
>>11264657
I cant rest at work. But water is as always, constantly drinking.
>>11264671
I love you
Watch out for WW3
>>11264766
Where do you work?
>>11264790
Im a courier
>>11264919
I had to look that up. So you travel a lot?
>>11264932
Only within a city.
Adios amigos
>>11264998
I see, I hope you start feeling better later
>>11265106
Konata is cute
>>11265979
So are you <3