/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Cropped Porn Edition >Bo

>>11255484
>using that image
I hate you so fucking much right now

>>11255512
>implying you draw anything anymore

>>11255522
>draw
Kek

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I WANT TU CUM INSIDE ACE SAVVY

>>11255575
STOP

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>>11255579
NEVER

>>11255568
i know who you are you racist fuck, i thought you left in disgrace

>>11255594
Really? Then me who you think I am.

>>11255616
abuseloser's boyfriend

Just had a few shots of Fireball. What is everyone else drinking?

>>11255630
Apple juice

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Give me some of that Lola fanny

>>11255628
So you don't even have a name.
So sad.

>>11255659
touch

>>11255662
im not going to validate your pathetic existence you know who you are

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So what did everyone have for dinner?

>>11255690
I made Hamburger Helper and Peas. Ran out of bread or I would have had some with butter.

>>11255672
I know who I am, but you clearly don't know and have forced a conversation about LiquidAbuse because you have nothing better to do and want to validate your own opinions.
You need a better hobby. Go play some vidyas or something dood

>>11255690
Microwave burritos

>>11255718
>trying to deflect who you are

pathetic

>>11255733
>He doesn't know he goes by two different names
Geez, it's like you're some kinda newfag or something. Oh well. He should be waking up relatively soon if he's not already.

My amerifatass however needs to go sleep. Good night europoor.

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...zzz...

>>11255838
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>11256023
unf nice

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Would you give your favorite Loud the mayo?

So, have you even been peed on?

>>11256452
I peed on something, though. I think I peed myself for sexual arousment about once or twice for my loudfu.

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>>11255484
Alright loudfags. I haven't been here for a few months. What did I miss, if anything?

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Would you still love and accept your favorite Loud even though they love to shit themselves from time to time?

>>11256579
Holy fuck yes I would, why is that even a question? I would make her wear diapers though, but I eventually would take them off while their sleeping and eat all the warm, creamy, manure and I would try to sneak it into her food. I would even drink all of their watery piss to show them how royal I am.

>>11256644
>scatfag
found pyg

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>>11256644
UNF NICE

LOOK MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO DUBS, I'M DUBS RICKS. LUAN AND LENI ARE SHIT, WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.

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>>11256799
i check em

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>>11256799
That last episode of rick and morty was ok actually. I did not hate it as much as I thought I would.

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This is my girlfriend.

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>>11257100
she's taken

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>>11257212
unf nice

why dont they just make leni the main character already, they clearly want to

>>11257598
These dubs say that Leni is shit. And dubs don't lie.

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>>11255815
You're better off just not replying to him, he's been stalking me longer than Ultrahand and PYG

pyg is shit, and if you won't take my word for it, then check my trips

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>tfw used to live here
>tfw left for about a year
>tfw come back
>tfw everything is the same

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>>11258211
ok

>>11257987
kill me.jpg

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ded bby

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>Cropped porn edition
>Not posting cropped porn

>>11257999
Chek'd

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>>11258774

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Luan is sick

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Dont you hate it when you find this amazing video to fap to but when you try to look for it again you can't remember the name or the person in it so you spend hours going though dozens of pages to see if it shows up but you are afraid it might have been deleted?

cause I am feeling that right now, fuck what was her name

>>11258835
Nice

>>11258858
Or when you find it, but the video won't play for whatever reason.

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>>11258774
I wonder if there is a fetish market for this for some people. They get off to the implication as to what the whole image could be. They dont necessarily want to see the whole image

>>11257915
I know. I just get a kick outta teasing retards.

>>11258875
I've seen threads on /d/ of censored porn, where the appeal is the denial. Sometimes the censor bars have demeaning things written on them, telling you what a virgin you are for masturbating to censored porn.
I only looked, haha

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>>11258862
unf nice i loved robot jones

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>>11258875
Don't threads about that exact thing occasionally pop up here in /trash/?

>>11258886
Lynn in that pose in particular getting fucked silly is such a turn on

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>>11258942
Dont know

then again those arent the threads I typically look for

>>11258835
cringe

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>>11258774

>>11258925
Whatever happened to him?

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This is pretty good

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>>11259185
i hated when they changed his voice to some generic kid voice instead of keeping the robot voice

>>11259222
cringe

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>>11259234
thought you were talking about lincoln until I read robot

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>>11259253

>>11259367
unf nice

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I think I have some cropped porn

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>>11259222
That banana hair tho. Also checkin' these trips.

>>11259463
Who ruined the thread this time?

>>11259473
Time

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>>11255575
>>11255585

I WANT TO TINKLE ON CUMMY CAT

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What if you had a pet Lucy all your own?

>>11259521
Lewd

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>>11259519

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grr

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>>11259519
I would feed her black licorice and tendies when she was extra good.

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How would you ground Luna?

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>>11259569
I want to pet that feral Lola

>>11259638
I'd make her sleep in her brother's room for a week

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>>11259638
I would lock her instruments away and tell her she could have them back when she was a normal girl again.

>>11257900
Well, the dubs prove it.

>>11259638
She can't go out anywhere for a week.

>>11259661
Make her listen to nothing but smooth jazz covers of Nickelback songs for two months straight

>>11259726
He said ground her, not torture her.

>>11259737
That's just tough love.
You do it because you care.

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>>11258816
I'd still kiss her.

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>>11259726
Woah, I don't want to make her kill herself. Just rid her of the corruptive influence of the devil's music.

>>11259745
Why do you think she's sick in the first place?

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>>11259750
Goddamit, I used the wrong image.

>>11259329
I need the whole thing.

>>11259638
I'd tie her up and force her to watch me fuck her roommate every morning and night.

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ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u

HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Going Away Present: Chapter Two- Part II- Christmas<<
WIP - https://pastebin.com/WUyAVxhQ
Author: Ultrahand
Last Update: 06-08-2017
>Newest episode of the series, in which Lori comes back home for the season.

NEWS & Q/A

>Numb_At_Heart >Here it is, congrats, you made me give up.
https://pastebin.com/hrGAdS6R LUAGGIE V GOKU COMIN THEATRES 2047!!

>JestSumguy >Glad you liked it here's the pastebin line 639.
https://pastebin.com/61e9TWP3 Steamy shower scene.
Green Text's old and new will always be (WIP)

>UnderratedHero >Here's a little Luna/Lucy comfy story, y'all
https://pastebin.com/Z3xMkXCN All the small things

>a guest >Maybe not worth pastebining since it's pretty short but here's another fic posted a few days ago.
https://pastebin.com/0awgH07T A Few Parting Words

>Emmay >new stuff starts on line 1179
https://pastebin.com/S9UBUZrW Something to Write Home About (WIP)

>thundermoonbear >New Chapter
https://pastebin.com/2ie1uHh4 Loud Mountain, Chapter 3: Our home

>Yourhead >OK, here are the "Deleted Scenes" of the Fourth Interlude with a little commentary.
https://pastebin.com/irPEbk9X GS Interlude IV - Deleted Scenes

>Mike-the-mic >Hey guys, I've after a long time I wrote a new chapter of Linc vs Lynn. Update line 1162.
https://pastebin.com/r9WcBUYR Linc vs Lynn: The Ulltimate Loud Showdown
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12414809/16/Linc-vs-Lynn-The-Ultimate-Loud-Showdown

>PBJ12/Patanu >Greentext. Based on I did.
https://pastebin.com/0135f0DX What it means to win

>smallface >It's just the first part, but it will get better.
https://pastebin.com/QbHctD4E Lincoln Lucy Lupa Loud

>That1AsholeTec >simple incest trash/rape fic
https://pastebin.com/74Sv371F Stop (LoriXLoan Incest)

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What would you do if you found out Lucy had broken into your house and was living there for months without your knowledge?

>>11259773
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=25300

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>>11259841
Probably hit her with my Deadly Rave.

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>>11259841
I'd be impressed. Then rape.

>>11259841
Get her to help me hide the bodies. She's an accessory now.

>>11259841
I'd charge her for rent. 100bux/month should be enough.

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>>11259881
Don't talk about my Lucy like that!

>>11259911
I want Lucy to give me a hairjob!

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>>11259911
What are you going to do about it?

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>>11259905
But what if Lucy had no money to pay you with?

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>>11259900
>Lucy squats in a serial killer's home and has to help him cover up his murders when she's found out
Urge to write rising...

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Check the digits!

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>>11259999

>>11259999
Unf, nice.

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>>11259999
Alright. Those quads deserve some head scratchies.

>>11259965
Like I'd let some freeloader stay in my home. She has to earn it.

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>>11260085
But how would Lucy earn $100 as an 8 year old with no references?

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>>11260107

>>11260107
she doesn't needs to earn money if she turns on my maid

Lynn is being obsession on Thicc QT.

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>>11259999
sweet

>>11260122
I wouldn't trust an 8-year-old to clean my house.
So short

>>11260183
she is perfect, she can learn and with the time turns in the better maid and future sexual slave

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>>11260117
>>11260209
Lucy is not for sexual.

>>11260266
Not explicitly, but she can always learn. Besides she 'helps' around her house right? How much more difficult will just be cleaning and the like in another home?
She should be fucking paying more for all the life experience she'll be getting!

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>>11260153
Lynn wants to get THICC like her. She in turn wants to learn Lynn's secrets to staying fit.

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>>11260295
So you're going to make Lucy clean your home while you molest her? That sounds like something she'd need to be paid more than a hundred bucks for.

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Lynn is the best!

>>11260417
with the time she will love it and want more. Also, not is about molest her, it's about teach her how hard is the life.

>>11260417
No. Cleaning will be the priority. If she can make her keep on just that then fine, but if she falls short of it then she'll have to make up the rest in some way.
If she really hates it, then its just the incentive she needs to work harder.

See? I'm not completely awful.

Lynn is being obsession on Ms. DiMartino.

>>11260295
That sounds all well and good for fantasy but take it from me. Unless she's an actual sex-slave it would just be a huge hassle.

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I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence

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>>11260455
>>11260488
If she doesn't clean well enough, she gets raped? That's fucked up.

>>11260544
Do you have something to share with the rest of us, anon?

>>11259841
I'd let her stay for free, Forever.

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>>11260639
Nope. but if I did have something to share I'd say that kids are lazy so expect a shitty cleaning job. Just get them something inconspicuously sexy to wear and enjoy the show. Anything beyond that requires a lot of work.

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I have been practicing and experimenting for a bit, here are 2 concepts that I literally came for dear linky here.
hope you like em.

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>>11261001
and here is the other style.
from time to time I'll draw something, perhaps even take some requests if I am the mood.

>>11261001
>>11261029
Anime outta 10
Also nice boy tits

>>11261001
>>11261029
I don't like it.

>>11261051
you don't have to, I am trying to find my own style here and it isn't the first time I have drawed on here.

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>>11261001
>>11261029
He looks like a femboy in the first and an anime villain in the second. I don't quite know how to feel about these, but I support your endeavors and will look forward to your progress and improvement in the future.

>>11261001
This one a best. Make his chest a little girlier and you're onto a winner.

>>11261001
I like this one

>>11261029 this one looks dumb

Lynn is being obsession on Carlota.

>>11261168
Lynn is punching yurifag to death for his shitposting.

>>11261084
thaks buddy, I really hope to find my own style to draw stuff.
>>11261117
it's not the first time I post here, the girliest I have ever made him was on this one http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=20727
>>11261134
they are experiments for a reason, so I could improve.

>>11261189
>link
Come on man, just post the image.
I could fap to it.

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>>11261215
which one?

>>11261243
also don't upload it to the booru, it's already there.

>>11261189
Oh, you're that guy that did the chicken dance Lucy. Glad to see you're going to do more stuff.

>>11261243
Just saying, just link this stuff. Don't post it here or you'll probably be banned.

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I want to lick Luan Loud's lovely little lower lips!

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>>11261400
I want you to shut the fuck up.

Luna want to fuck Thicc QT.

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>>11261447
Luna want to sodomize yurifag with a knife.

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If Loud House had to have a crossover with a non-Nick cartoon, what show would you want to see it happen with?

Luna kiss Luna on cheek and she get weird boner.

>>11261417
I want to steal Luna's bras, one by one, until she has to go to school without one!

>>11261546
Does it have to be one that's currently airing?

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>>11261557
>Creating a time paradox just to satisfy his fantasies
You've gone too far this time, yurifag.

>>11261563
Luna doesn't have bras. She has nothing to support with them and spends her money on guitar picks instead.

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>>11261546

Gravity Falls.

>>11259842
unf really nice looking feet

>>11261546
rick and morty, definitely rick and morty with gravity falls.
I want to see everyone after the fucked up adventure like this on 1:31 www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4sXhxAP0U

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>>11261578
Can't be anything more than 10 years since cancellation or the finale.

>>11261607
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4sXhxAP0U
corrected link.

>>11259516
I WANT TO VOMIT ON TINKLE PRINCESS

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>>11255575
>>11259516
>>11261658
This shit has to stop.

>>11259473
I'll give you three guess who smart guy.

>>11261678
Well tell your daughter to stop peeing on cats.

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>>11261766

CAT PEEING IS NOT CANON!

>Had a dream I was still in high school
>My mother married a divorced Lynn Sr who had custody of the kids
>I was giving Luan a ride home from school after her swimming lessons
>Wake up
>Its not real
>Entire day ruined

>>11261809
kek. Faggot.

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>>11261809
Have the dream a again and make it into a fic

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>>11261809
well it's that time again guys. look you want to re-live that feeling? buy the dvd of the loud house and drop some acid. their that should keep you from killing yourself.

>>11261809
> swimming lessons
That'd be a twist, wouldn't it? If Luan couldn't swim?

>>11261958
I think it was so she'd have an excuse to be in a swimsuit.

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Post wet Louds

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>>11262006

>>11262021
I want to dry off Lana and give her hot chocolate!

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>>11262006
How wet?

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>>11262006

>>11261809
why did lynn divorced rita?
and why didn't he got divorced raped in court and losing everything to rita?
what did rita do for him to win full custody of all his children?
did the priest lost his licence in the day they married?

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>>11262006

>>11261344
yeah bro, got a little busy with my job but things are alright now for me to draw more.

>>11262088
>when you buy her a McChicken for your six-weekiversary

>>11262061
Not sure, the dream took place throughout one day sometime after all of that.

OwO

I had a dream that I was pissing on Lola while she was pissing on a cat. Shit was weird.

>>11262258
unf

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>>11262315

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Well I didn't think it was possible, but I fucked up my chances with an actual girl. She was fucking into me and I fucked it up. I'm just a worthless piece of shit.

>>11262635
what happen?

>>11262635
go mgtow and life will be a lot better than that

>>11262635
kek. Don't expect anything less for a sperg.

>>11262635
There's a lot ot fishes on the ocean, you still have a lot of chances.

>>11262635
Too bad

>>11262656
I was too blind to see the signs, I'm a fucking virgin with no past experience with girls how was I suppose to know? And one of her guy friends clued me in and told me she liked me, so I asked him what should I do. He told me to grab her ass from behind, so as the naive person as I am I went and did it. And she slap me and said to never speak to her again, and that friend of her's is dating her, so he set me up.
>>11262692
It was honestly my fault
>>11262714
That is nothing but the truth
>>11262756
Do I though? I never had a girlfriend for 23 years.
>>11262785
I had it coming.

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>>11262635
>tfw i've blown my chances with not one, but two short freckled redheads

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>>11262816
How old are you? 14?

>>11262848
23

>>11262816
>how was I suppose to know?
Because you should know how to act around human beings in general. Autistic faggots like you try and treat women differently. You deserve your fate, scum.
>he set me up
He knew you were a jackass and used it to his advantage. Next time be intelligent and ask someone else, like a fucking parent. They at least got laid.
>>11262825
That sucks, anon. Those are the best
>>11262857
kek

>>11262875
I agree with all of that, man hindsight is a bitch. I blew my one and only chance. I hate my life.

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>>11262857
You should've known better

>>11262920
You should probably just end yourself, my dude

>>11262635
>>11262825
Is it wrong that I get satisfaction from hearing/seeing people getting rejected?

>>11262920
Hindsight? What made you think that grabbing some girl's ass was a good idea? How long have you known each other? Culture? Location? Is there something I'm missing in this story?

>>11262857
Well, you know how it is: Nobody likes you when you're 23.

But, really:
> listening to Chad's advice
> not considering that nonconsensual butt-groping might actually make a woman upset
Might be time for an honorable suicide.

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>Take me to the Mcswagger concert and buy front row seats dude!

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>>11262978
Sorry. I already spent my money on a pastry oven for your pretty and perfect little sister.

>>11262937
>What made you think that grabbing some girl's ass was a good idea?
I figured since I would like it if a girl I liked grabbed my penis, then this must apply here. That's why I didn't question it, that and I just thought she had a thing for getting her ass grabbed.
>How long have you known each other?
For about 4-5 months
>Culture? Location?
American culture, and the US
>Is there something I'm missing in this story?
We meant at Smash4 tournament, and we somehow hit off. She would invite me over to chill, and would pick me up from work sometimes to hangout. And this lasted for the past 4-5 months.

>>11262931
>>11262968
I have a big fear of death, I'm too much of a pussy to go through with it.

>>11263046
You could probably hire someone to help you.

>>11263046
Ask your chad friend for help

>>11263029
>then this must apply here.
Anon, not everyone is as desperate and slutty as you. Woman are not so slutty in public. If you're going to grab her ass, it's after you were dating her, or you knew her very well.
>4-5 months
Not long enough to just randomly do such a thing.
>American culture, and the US
I meant whether you were honk, spic, etc. I've found that whites are more ok with stuff like that, while say slant eyed people are more slutty in the bedroom. Was the girl white?
>at Smash4 tournament
Well, that makes it more likely that she's a slut, but your dumbass was still fucking stupid for randomly doing that to a sober girl. Glad you got BTFO for your stupidity. Learn from this hilarious mistake.
>>11263046
That's because only faggots kill themselves.

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There goes some autism.

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>>11263142
And this.
Have a nice day.

>>11263117
>Learn from this hilarious mistake.
Even if I did, I would never be able to put it into practice if I never get another chance.
I was doomed from the start, I was given a taste of friendship and a potential girlfriend, and it was taken away in a flash. And now I'm back on /tlhg/ alone with no friends.

>>11263142
>>11263155
kek

>>11263183
Stop being a worthless fucknugget. You have no more chances because you won't give yourself any. I've fucked up with girls multiple times, albeit usually because lack of action, but I'm still chasing them. Just learn from your mistakes an even a turbo autist will get someone.

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>>11263142
>>11263155
NICE

>>11263029
> I figured since I would like it if a girl I liked grabbed my penis,
First of all, the male equivalent of the butt is the butt. Would you be just as comfortable if she grabbed your butt instead of your penis? What if she grabbed it in a "this is my property" kind of way? What if she squeezed your testicles so hard that it hurt?

Second, remember that women are shorter and weaker than men. If she does something you don't want, you can push her away. She doesn't have that insurance. If she was a gun nut and carried a pistol with her at all times, you'd prolly be a little less comfortable letting her stroke your taint, right? Especially if you'd heard stories of women going around and fingering mens' assholes at gunpoint - and then imagine that you've heard stories like that your entire life.

> but I'm a weak and skinny virgin who can't step on a bug without crying because it's too violent
She doesn't know that. And, of course, you have to beware the quiet ones. Like you.

>>11263246
Don't you hate it when you get so embarrassed the back of your head blushes?

>>11263270
>Would you be just as comfortable if she grabbed your butt instead of your penis?
He's a permavirgin. Of course he would.
>women are shorter and weaker
Bullshit. They're just as horny as men are, but most men aren't as horny and people like to make them out to be. Most people don't want someone grabbing their ass like this.

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>>11263183
yes you will. fuck I see this all the time from people. If you had a chance now you can get one again. go out and find that chance. the moment you let life ass rape you is the moment you lose. don't let, make it so life has to pull all the stops for it to break you. even if you fail and are still with this group of fuck ups take pride in the fact you gave life a run for its money

>>11263270
Yeah I realized my mistake shortly after she slapped me. I seriously thought she was into that, when her friend told me that's what I should do. I had no knowledge of what to do, it was either stay oblivious to her hints, or take her friend's advice.

>>11263342
>I seriously thought she was into that
>I had no knowledge of what to do
Have you ever interacted with another human being? Ever left your house? Have you ever even watched television? People don't like that, mong. You honestly deserved to get cucked like this for your lack of basic intelligence.

>>11263297
indeed, I hate it almost as much as when I get so angry that I age 3 decades to optain enough power to kill a over-powered female ant-cat girl.

>>11263333
>>11263231
When we met she approached me and asked to play. I did nothing to get her attention it was mere luck. Maybe in another 23 years another girl will approach me.

>>11263383
Stop being a cuck and go to another meetup. Just play with the people and be cool. The best way to meet girls is to have your male friends introduce you at places like parties. That or get a job and befriend coworkers.

>>11263368
Anon, come on I admitted to fucking up, no need to rub it in further.

>>11263409
You're the one blogging about it, deal with it

>>11263409
Considering you seem to think that the only thing you did wrong was grabbing her ass, yes I do. My point is next time learn from others and don't make jackass mistakes. You're also the pussy giving up because of one failure. You get what you get at that point.

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>>11263383
then next time you approach them. If it worked before try that. like I said, life wants us to suffer. next time you are there find some vaguely female human, sit next to them, and think "what would a normal human say" and " would I like it if some dude did that to me"?

>>11263405
I go to the Smash4 meet up once or twice a week. And I have a job, but I'm a porter at a Thai restaurant and I'm the only person who speaks english during my shift.

>>11263451
Then talk to the people at the spergy meetup, and learn Thai to talk with the inbreds you work with. One of them will be willing to fuck your spergy ass. At the very least it's good practice so you can actually interact with real human being. Don't be one of those pussies who makes excuses for why he can't do something.

>>11263429
I personally think there won't be a next time I only go to two place work, and play smash 4 at a venue. And since now I'm known as the guy who molest girls, I don't get to talk to people as much.

>>11263514
I'm known as the guy who molest girls, people don't talk to me anymore unless we got paired in a tournament. And I'm not learning a language just to make friends, that's asking a bit too much.

>>11263528
kek. You will if you admit that you fucked up and apologize. If people won't like you for grabbing her ass, then they won't let you play there or work there. If they continue to let you, then you still have a chance.
>>11263556
>more excuses
It's this reason why you deserve your shit, faggot.
>asking a bit too much
Improving yourself, fighting mental illness and making friends while doing it is too much now? No wonder you can't function around other people. Tell me you aren't going to the supposed movie meetup.

I miss when this place was about The Loud House

>>11263595
Too bad people only give about the porn and fics instead of the show

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>>11263556
then try to find the other weirdos and start from their. change how you look. grow a beard, shave your head, get some piercings, anything to give them a talking point. don't give up damn it

>>11263580
>If people won't like you for grabbing her ass, then they won't let you play there or work there. If they continue to let you, then you still have a chance.
Well they're taking my money, so that's the reason why I'm not kicked out.
I tried to apologized, but when I told her what happened she thought I was trying to pin the blame on her new boyfriend.

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>>11263595
we still are ,but we need a break sometimes. hell I would love for us to talk about some better fanfics you guys have made. right now we are helping a fellow autist not give up

>>11263626
>piercings
Only if he wants to be a generic faggot.
>>11263644
Is it only a tourney?

Ignore her then. You already apologized. If she doesn't accept it, then fuck her, she wasn't a good girl to date anyway. Just go to a different place and talk to them. Try going to a library, or the YMCA or some place and talk to people there. Even people at the grocery store are forced to be polite and talk with you. It's really not hard in America to interact with people.
>>11263696
>fellow autist
Don't talk for all of us, anon. Some of us are normalfags trying to help an autist not fuck up his life by quitting.

>>11263142
kek

>>11263710
It's an entry fee, it's not free to play.
>Ignore her then. You already apologized. If she doesn't accept it, then fuck her
Honestly she had no reason to side with me she knew me less than her bf, so I don't blame her for it, in fact I should have expected it and just apologized without blaming her bf.
>Try going to a library
Do people still go there? I'm not a social person I can never start a conversation, I can barely hold one. I appreciate the advice, but I just wanted to vent my fuck up. I have no intentions of improving, because there is nothing to improve.

>>11263852
>worthless fuck would rather make excuses and whine than make an effort to improve for a better life
kek. Hope you're forced to see them together ever meetup, faggot.

>>11258261
kek

>>11263142
MAKE A SECOND PART FAGGOT

>>11263231
>but I'm still chasing them

what a loser lmao

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Don't you open up that window.

>>11264191
I want to seize Luan's means of reproduction

Alright molesteranon, who's your favorite sister?

>>11264272
>molesteranon
Who? (Seriously, no memes here, who's him? the cat guy?)

>>11263909
but his excuses are valid and he isnt whining just stating the truth

stop being mean to him please

>>11264312
the guy who grabbed that girl's ass, aren't you reading the thread?

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>tfw I am hyper aware of my fucking neck or adams apple and i cant stop feeling the need to itch it

fuck sake what is wrong with me

>>11264097
>quitter trying to call anyone a loser
kek.
>>11264322
No they aren't. People who have done worse have got women. He's whining and making excuse because he's too lazy and pussy to make any effort. Fuck off, worthless faggot.

>>11264339
Oh, yeah. I should've think of him.

>>11264371
what do you think he looks like?

>>11264393
Someone with small wrists, for sure.

>>11264233
We can adapt threads on desu's meta in exchange for that Luan

>>11263696
What fics do you want to talk about?

>>11264558
The one where I impregnated your mom.

>>11264361
there is no need for all this hostility, anon

you really think this autist has the capability to put forth any effort in attracting a female?

>>11263333
>no one mentioning quads

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>>11263333
Checked

>>11264351
nothing, it's actually unusual but many do that.

>>11264604
>there is no need for all this hostility, anon
People like him need to be called out for their shit, anon. Yes I do. He may not be willing to put forth the effort, but he has the capability. Jackasses like you are why people like him are so worthless.

>>11264638
how about you put some effort into sucking my cock, dude?

>only watch cable while I eat
>schedule has been off so it's been a choice between TTG, Loud House, and OK KO
>watched all of OK KO, it's mediocre and doesn't make me laugh once but KO's shadowself is interesting so I've kept watching it
>watch TLH, immediately hooked, always look for it when it comes on
Am I autistic now? I haven't liked this many cartoons at once since Regular Show, Adventure Time, and Gumball all came out.
I've got TLH, Star Vs, and [spoiler]MLP[/spoiler] to catch up on now.

>>11264629
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a better one, what did the neutrino bomb said to the planet earth?
it all ends with a flash...HAHA GET IT?

>>11264760
This is your first time here, anon?

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NEW EPISODES WHENNNNN?

I miss hearing this little angel's giggle every time she tells a joke. And no, rewatching old episodes just isn't the same.

>>11264760
>newfag manchild
Go fuck off, faggot.

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>>11264802
>He doesn't know

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>>11264848
W-what?

>>11264871
No new episodes until December.

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>>11264871
The madman itself, Chris Savino, told us that the show was cancelled and the remaining episodes will be released on DVDs and Blu-Rays.

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11241212/#11246675

It's over.

>>11264884
>free spirit

Lily is a bisexual baby slut?

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>>11264779
Nah, visited here once or twice when I saw you guys got /trash/ed. Haven't really been here since the board was created though. I thought /trash/ was only for generals that have shows on hiatus but god damn if you guys didn't change that. I browse /mlp/ religiously man, this is pretty average to me.
>>11264829
I'll suck you off boy, don't test me.
Amy Schumer > Airhead > Bisexual rocker > Princess loli > Sporntsgrill > Smelly loli > Goth > Used goods > Smartypants > Shotacon bait > Toddlercon bait
>>11264894
Man the least you could do is edit out the spic english real quick.

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Well since we're already at it, anyone else got issues they just want to vent?

>>11264939
cringe

>>11264923
Who's your favorite sister, buddy? You'll feel better if we post your favorite sister, huh?

>>11264964
It's Luan, dumbass

>>11264894
If this is just a genderswap of that one picture then why would the roles change? Whatever, still kinda cute.

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>>11264974
W-wow, rude. Have a Leni for being rude.

>>11264923
>shitposting faggot trying to shit talk anyone else's speech

>>11264964
>he couldn't decipher the thinly veiled tier list
More like The Room Temp IQ General!

>>11264927
Yeah. I'm afraid of failing out of college and disappointing everyone who has faith in me.

>>11264988
Checked and kekked.
Sorry I forgot to include a farting loli with my post, would that have fixed it?

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>>11264994
OHHH, I thought he was talking about porn actresses! Silly me!

>>11265009
Fuck off, shitposting honky.

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Why is Linka so cute?

>>11259802
Eat shit and die spammer

Linka is shit

>>11265062
Cause she's Lincoln

>>11265062
Maybe if the art wasn't such shit she would be.

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>>11265115
It's pretty cute for me.
Reminds me of a kid's show for some reason.

http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=44796

>>11265261
I was talking about the show art, although that artist is poor too.