/flg/ - F-list general: Hot Maids Edition F-list is a websi

>>11241542
Fuck, you beat me to it.

Gay furries WW@

>posting ads
>getting nothing but horses/zebras approaching

reeee

>>11241628
Horses are truly the niggers of furries.

>Muh dick motherfucka

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>>11241628
>>11241646
I usually don't even give horses and monkeys a try. I just tell them to sod off. But then again, I tell most people to fuck off unless they can meet my "no fun allowed" standards.

>>11241628
Why is it that horses and zebras are so shitty, but donkeys are almost always great?

>>11242382
>tfw no spicy donkey daddy to stuff you with his burrito

Is there even any development on Slimcat anymore? I've posted things on the github page, suggesting changes, but they just get closed and ignored.

AFAIK the slimCat dev would rather work on litphoria.

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>>11241722

Witnessed!

>>11242664
The dead site with extremely confusing profiles?

kek

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>>11242382
You have to accept that you're a complete ass in order to be one

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>>11242382
Do you even have to ask?

>Just want a nasty ass zombie with maggots and worms crawling in its skin to fuck me
>Submissive
>Submissive
>Submissive
>Submissive
WHAT THE FUCK MANG

>>11244695
cool

Sorry about the Kowloon stuff. I keep on confusing this thread with another.

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P E C H U G A S

https://www.f-list.net/c/la%20pavita%20pechugona

Turkeys are the worst kind of birds

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>>11244926
And you're the worst kind of anon.

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https://www.f-list.net/c/sei-ji

I still need to focus on making custom kinks, but what do you guys think? I finally got it to a point where I'm happy with the layout and didn't immediately just delete everything for the umpteenth time.

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>>11245200
Personally, I'd split the paragraphs up into two each and put the titles above each section. Check the "put customs at top of kinks" thing in settings. Add more customs. Add lewd images.

>Furry Preference: Furries ok, Humans Preferred
You're going to regret that. Proofread your info section. Also: first.

>>11245301
I get the one about the odd comma, but what's the arrow pointing at on views? I've had it in private mode until now if you were wondering.

>>11245362
>>11245301
Oh wait nevermind, I'm fucking dumb and half asleep.

>>11245362
>>11245369
I took your viewginity, you lizard slut. Khajiit make for fine rugs, but you'd be a better fucktoy than you would a footslut.

>>11245446
You rude motherfucker, how da-
>but you'd be a better fucktoy than you would a footslut.
T-thanks

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Anyone else have the problem where they absolutely hate the term "anthro" or "furry" IC but never have a better word for it

>>11245301
>>11245446
Few, had a scare with the formatting but fixed it again.

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>>11245475
Also I just noticed this. Fix it. You slut.

>>11245544
God dammit, well this is the advantage of somebody else proofreading.

I'm gonna have to commission more smut of my Argonian OC so I can fill out the art section. That or load up Skyrim for the first time in months to take pictures.

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>>11245572
Using ingame pictures is a great way to attract a lot of the worst kinds of people.

>>11245672
Welp, guess I'm avoiding that then.

>>11244407
They're so dead in bed they decided to take it to its logical conclusion

>Want to make a human twink

Is there any way to do this in a way that's not just adding to the pile of generic fuckboys

>>11245794
No.

>>11245794
>Don't use anime images
>Don't write a giant spergy backstory
>Don't have giant autistic lists of relationships, equipment, theme songs, etc
By lurking here in the first place and also asking for advice I'm sure you're already leagues above the average fuckboy, which means you might be able to pull this off. Did you have anything in mind beyond just being a twink? Personality? Orientation? Dom/sub role?

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>>11245730
Also, since you caught my incredibly autistic attention, have another small flaw. That's the last you'll get out of me, though.

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>>11245923
Well I mean that's more down to the template being not autism friendly than me, but alright.

>>11245301
>not liking human on furry

Nigga you gay.

>>11246003
I think he's more meaning that a lot of human characters are trash, not that MHuman x FAnthro isn't God Tier.

>>11245921
Honestly the usual "femboy thirsting for dick" archetype doesn't really appeal to me at all. I was thinking of some kind of "boy next door" character or something. Easy switch but not 24/7 lusting.

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https://www.f-list.net/c/eri%20-/

Maybe one day I'll fill out those customs.

>>11246255
Maybe one day I'll fill you out.

>>11246368
Hey hey, you're always welcome to try

>>11246255
>humanshit

rreeeEEEEEEAAaactually she's pretty cute.

Would snug. Potentially fug.

>Coming across an absolutely God tier profile
>It's foreign and not English

FUCK
ME

>>11246032
Speaking of which what would the reception here be to a profile based around humans pounding furries?

I'm thinking about making a trap character. What should I mark their gender as?

>>11248356
That tends to be pretty well received around here, more than the alternative at least.

>>11248809
Always make their gender accurate, unless you're into profile play and want to piss everyone off. Either that or imply in like every other line that it's a dude. There's a fine line between feeling surprised and lied to.

>>11248809
Trans.

>>11248809
Whatever their true gender is. No need to fuck around with trying to make it ambiguous. This ain't tumblr.

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>>11248809
Programmer.

>>11249120
Have you ever popped into Frontpage?

>>11249313
I don't really use any part of F-list except profiles, private messages, notes, and Sex Driven LFRP.

ded thred

post some profiles nerds

>>11248809
>What should I mark their gender as?
Female. There isn't enough reverse traps out there.

>>11250448
Working on a profile now

>>11248889
>>11248943
>>11249120
>>11249146
>>11250592

Looks like I got a spectrum of responses. I guess (s)he'll be either marked as male or trans.

I know little to nothing about actual trans people other than they change their genders, do hormone therapy and sometimes do surgery. If my character is a trans, they won't be doing hormone replacement therapy or anything. They'll just pass as a girl and use female pronouns. Is that enough to make them trans? Am I going to draw the ire of every tumblrite under the sun?

>>11250052
To make a long story short: the administration has been infiltrated by Tumblrites of the worst kind over a course of years. They're power tripping assholes who spend their time jerking off eachothers' girldicks in Frontpage instead of actually RPing or doing anything of worth, and intentionally provoke whoever wanders in and isn't from the clique so they can either gloat over them as they're forced to bite down their tongue or giggle while they ban them for talking back. That the room that's promoted in every antiquated guide for new users as being a friendly, welcoming place to pop in and introduce themselves is also the most punishing, hateful, and all-around worst channel on the entire website shows just how far the disconnect between the community and its "leaders" has become.

>>11251241
>Is that enough to make them trans?
Yes.
>Am I going to draw the ire of every tumblrite under the sun?
Only the ones so underage they don't know what's up and actually buy into the mainstream propaganda. In other words stay out of the Undertale rooms and you'll be fine.

>>11251347
>cliques
Shit like this is why I avoid public RP like the plague. It's always a mess of drama and autism and circlejerking around whoever the popular person is.

>>11251487
The worst ones are where there's not even ERP, just SFW "antics" with /me and "funny" emote faces for hours on end.

>>11251975
Or if there is ERP, it's just kinda awkward, because there's SFW "antics" and funny emotes and shitposting, and then suddenly a 10-sentence ERP post in the middle of it.

I'll occasionally hop into a specific fetish room if I'm feeling up to it, but really only to post an advertisement and then get out. Mostly because I don't want human characters trying to RP with me.

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Would you fuck a tree?

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>>11252498
Only if the tree was consenting and of age.

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>>11252795
She could be one of those things.

Hint: consenting is not the thing.

How do I get colored text in a drop down title?

>>11253017
Scratch that, figured it out.
Next question, what's the best text color that is legible on all UI color themes?

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>>11253247

>>11253321
Purple it is.

>>11253347
Most people use dark, then default. I don't think anyone uses light, and if they do they're probably retarded

>>11253371
Well, that's good to hear. Apparently coloring collapse titles only is visible on the dark theme, from my testing just now.

Also using Light for the two minutes I was fucking around with themes hurt the shit out of my eyeballs. I refuse to believe anyone with a working screen would use Light theme.

>>11245485
BU

>>11253473
B^U

>>11246255
>that first No custom kink
Made me kek. That's a fuckload of unwritten custom kinks, though.

Just made another new character!

https://www.f-list.net/c/ara%20chas

As my spiral into degeneracy continued, I wrote a lot more than I expected I would.

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>>11253869
>No guarantees I'm going to bend over backwards for you though. I bet your character is ableist!
Not a character for my tastes, but having a touch of humor always wins points in my book. Ultra serious profiles are exhausting and make me hesitant to contact that person.

I know /flg/ has mixed opinions on shemales, but how am I looking? I'm experimenting with not having scenarios on profile.

https://www.f-list.net/c/lucille%20duval

>>11253869
>Ara is a loving, affectionate anthro house cat! She is quite cheerful and mostly normal. Mostly. To be up front: she is a trap!
No.
>See her gallery for some pictures a picture, as pictures are worth a thousand words. It still still be worth giving this section a quick skim through, however.
No!
>While not in the "thicc" category,
No!!

Separate your actual character from your memes.

>>11254640
You okay there? You seem a little high-strung. Actually I might know who you are.

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>>11254661
I am
https://www.f-list.net/c/horus%20butterscotch/
(whose general layout you are using)

>>11254698
Ah yes, you.

>>11254238
Needs a lewd image of some kind. Normalize title spacings. Either whitespace-separated or directly ontop of paragraphs, but mixing both does not strike me as pleasing. Fur/scale/skin color in the info tab does not state which of the three she has, and you can bet your ass that nerds are going to refer to your fur or your scales lest you set this right.

>>11254640
>publicly admitting they aren't thicc

But that helps keep people like me away, it's helpful and informative.

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>>11254774
Using words such as "thicc" to describe things in profiles hints that said person might unironically use stuff like that in a play, leading to these kinds of situations.

>>11254820
That's why I put it in quotes. I'm hoping people will know I'm using the term sort of ironically. How else should I communicate it?

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>>11254843
>While her thighs aren't exactly [b]the most[/b] voluptuous around, they add to the natural curvature of her body quite nicely.

For example.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRenOZQMbHo

Hello sweet treats, sour candies, and all manners of decadent desserts!

https://www.f-list.net/c/batia/

>>11254888
Thanks, anon! I'll do something like that then.

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https://www.f-list.net/c/adeline%20of%20the%20scale

I have to do quite a bit for the armor, and that hand I have drawn is making me look at it sideways as though it were an off balance painting. But, progress.

I expected it to be so much easier to find a partner who wasn't complete shit and put some effort in. This is like finding a needle in a planet-sized haystack.

>>11254752
>Needs a lewd image of some kind.
I'll look into it. The current ref picture is something I swiped off of a one off /v/ shitpost.
Everything else I can sort out no problem tomorrow after I get some sleep. Thanks.

What the fuck

>>11255738
What are you what the fucking at, friend?

Bampu

>met some anon here on /trash/ and we got up to some very lovely typefucking on F-list
>haven't seen him online in over a month

feels bad man

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Still looking for play on https://www.f-list.net/c/alex%20the%20succubus

Surely somebody is into long-term multi-character gender transformation and corruption focused roleplay, right~?

>>11246255
Artist, please?

>>11255738
Probably my character >>11253869

She warrants a couple "wtf"s.

>>11259053
meant to reply to >>11256024

>>11253869
>What if Pearl was a cat and a faggot

>>11254938
I want to ____ that bat!

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>>11255087
MOAR CUSTOMS

Have a map of Customs to incentivize you.

>>11255229
Post your character. When you have trouble finding people to play with, it's usually something off about your profile.

>>11257763
Needs a title. Personally I'd shift away from dropdowns towards titled paragraphs. Species under your information tab should be "succubus", not "succubi". When you state your species in real life, you say "I am human.", not "I am humans."

While I realize this is part of your character's schtick, I'd stick to just one semen demon in terms of pictures. Right now, it looks like a bunch of anime girls thrown together, which is a huge red flag for some.

>Desired post length: Semi-Paragraph: 4-7 sentences.
My deepest sympathies for your loss.

>>11259140
Ugh. When I let the artist pick out the color for the clothes, they went with that exact color scheme. You made me go back and make sure I didn't post the original. I fudged the colors a little bit to avoid that, but I guess I didn't do a good enough job.

>>11259053
>>11259088
It's just an amputee cat trap, I don't think you understand how far the more extreme parts of F-list go.

>>11255229
Welcome to F-list, and remember:
>You can check out, but you can NEVER leave

>>11259247
That makes me feel a bit better, thanks anon. But now I'm morbidly curious.

>>11259140
>>11259217
Also, do you have any suggestions for how to distance my cat from pearl some more? I might change her clothing colors some more. I've never even seen SU.

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Literally genderfluid AND otherkin anthro cow (usually with a dick) for rape and other less reputable actions.

https://www.f-list.net/c/treey/

>>11259295
That is an ayy lmao hand

>>11259306
Not that guy but that's a Tauren from WoW, for some strange reason several races have three fingers.

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Does she still resemble pearl? I'm open to other color suggestions as well.

>Yet another "usually dom" comes and politely asks for you to fuck their shit up
Is there any better feeling?

>>11258043
Said in the profile, but https://www.furaffinity.net/user/paperclip/

Is there anything more annoying than doms who don't engage a single sex scene?

>>11259608
what happen to the arms?

>>11259608

Your character's art doesn't match well with your listed kinks. She looks like a child but you've got a custom against those kind of characters.

>Got 50 views and 5 bookmarks in one day
>Haven't even advertised beyond one post here and in F-Chat

Is that good?

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>Rich Piana is dead
>Boogie is still alive
I smell witchcraft

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>>11260424
They were eaten off by a flesh eating plant. Think pic related, but instead of the dick it was her arms.

>>11260473
I don't think she looks too childish. I can see where you're coming from though. I'll be getting more art of her in the future when I finalize her design.

>>11260703
Pretty much, yeah.

There must be people who go around looking for new profiles, because when I made

https://www.f-list.net/c/leggy%20lamb

it got like 10 bookmarks and 2 people sending notes to it within 24 hours.

I haven't even logged into F-chat as her, yet.

>Come across a profile literally called Nigger Dick
>"YO YO I GOT A THOUSAND LIKES ON MY FIRST DAY, YALL NIGGAS GETTING BLACKED"
Truly this site is beyond salvation

>>11261777
Every time I log in I am reminded of why I have stopped logging in.

I guess ERP furries just aren't the best human beings to talk to.

>>11261994
All of these "BBC" and "nigger" retards aren't furries though, they're normies RPing normie human shit on a furry site.

>tfw convinced my own writing is shit and always think people complimenting me are lying.

I didn't ask for this.

>>11262457
It's fairly common for highly skilled people to underestimate themselves, anon.

I've been writing smut for over 10 years and even though I get a very "meh" feeling from my writing, I post it online and it gets nothing but praise.

>>11262457
You're a good writer if you avoid asterisks, write in third person, and can average out at least 4-5 lines even in casual stuff

>all these anons endorsing a "minimum" post length
While one-liners are cancer, so are the people who make you wait for fuckhuge posts that just come down to them reacting to your actions once you get past all the fancy wording. Sometimes there just isn't much to describe, even in response to a lengthy post, and that's perfectly fine. Filler does nothing but waste everybody's time, and while length can be a sign of quality, less can be more too.

>>11263700
Yeah, one of my friends does that...posts giant 10+ sentence posts, and I spend half of my post reacting to all the things he did. Kinda annoying.

>>11263700
The sweet spot for me really is about 3-5 lines. It's all good writing a novel, but I find when you make posts that are 10+ lines long, the other person is put in a position they often don't like. Because it's not just 10+ lines of fluff, it's 10+ lines of ALL OF THIS SHIT HAPPENED AND IT AFFECTS EVERYBODY

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>>11261777
I hate BBC players too but a quick search shows you're bullshitting. The closest to that name (the ever prestigious "Nigger Dick Jr") got a ban that brings glorious images to the mind though.

>>11264038
https://www.f-list.net/c/nigger%20daddy-/

>A thousand people drooled over the sight of my reeking black bitch breaker on my first day here.

>>11264120
Ew it's real
That said I don't understand where the idea that views = likes comes from. People click on characters to cringe at them too, just like we're doing right now. I wouldn't even consider bookmarks to be a reliable sign of quality given there's a handful of people I have marked just for the lulzy statuses and updates they put out. The only reliable counter seems to be friends, and he only has 3.

>>11264350
Yeah, any profile can get a shitload of views by spamming ads in populated channels. Just posting a single ad to Sex LFRP every 10 minutes, I can easily get 200+ views in a single day.

>Human anime character
>Human trap who is also dominant
>Nigger
>Human anime character
>Video game character who is human
Oh my God fuck off

>>11264672
hence why I put "NO HUMANS" in red text both on my profile and in my ads.

>>11259306
That's how Tauren hands work!

>>11265549
Do you know what this means?!

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Post profiles, fags.

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/

>>11265638
This means just one finger will do to get you off, instead of needing two.

>>11265662
I was thinking more like Taurens are ayy lmaos

>>11265638
That Tauren can't play piano.

>>11265718
That's fine, she can still play you like a fiddle.

>>11265718
>>11265733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKTZ-EwJjQ

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>Tfw no cute Lucario family to bully and abuse and rape

Are cubs or cub-types welcome here?

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>>11267694
Of course. Just don't post any lewd pictures of them, or else you'll break the rooroos.

>posting ads that are longer than five lines.
why do people do this, it just makes it harder to look through the ads.

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>>11267850
>Posting page-long ads
>With like a hundred imgur links to real life porn gifs
>For a character with literally no profile

Fucking autistic normies.

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>>11267983
>Post has so many embedded links in it that it's almost unreadable

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Anyone like werewolves?

https://www.f-list.net/c/sergeant%20moonfire/

>>11267720
Alrighty then! Have a boy and a girl!

https://www.f-list.net/c/micah%20kitty/

https://www.f-list.net/c/katie%20bluewing/

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How about a doggy boy?

https://www.f-list.net/c/doggy%20dan/

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I also have a wolf boy. Like most of my dominant characters, he's a rapist.

https://www.f-list.net/c/jake%20greyfur/

>>11268119
>"Sergeant Moonfire"
>Black wolf
>Is a hacker
>Description of his favorite gun
>Description of F I V E different autistic "forms"
If your profile wasn't made 5 years ago I'd think you were underaged, but I see you're just autistic

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>>11268119
Why did you put your entire profile in a single dropdown? Add more customs. Tick the customs at the top of kinks setting.

>>11268150
>https://www.f-list.net/c/micah%20kitty/
>(WORK IN PROGRESS!!!)
>Created: 4y, 5mo, 2w, 5d ago

>https://www.f-list.net/c/doggy%20dan/
Lacks profile content. Needs customs. Has a shared image with >>11268119 ??????

>>11268531
>>(WORK IN PROGRESS!!!)
>>Created: 4y, 5mo, 2w, 5d ago
What can I say? Whenever I see people with paragraphs upon paragraphs of profile info, I get turned off. I like my profiles short and sweet.

>>11268562
Drop the work in progress thingy and add a proper title instead. Or an image. Anything to make it more alluring.

>>11259190
What do you mean by having a 'map' of customs? I know I should add more, but what do you mean by this?

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>>11269001
The image I posted is a map of the Customs level of Escape from Tarkov.

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>When you finally find lewd art of your ref image
>and it's not what you expected in the slightest
Candy corn dickings, anyone?

>>11269091
Manually edit it to be some other color. It's great that you at least found some lewd art, though!

>>11269091
Just edit it to be whatever you want.

>>11269108
>>11269127
My shooping skills begin and end at the bucket tool in MS Paint. I'll just have to live with it unless someone else does me a favor.

>>11269143
What color your want your dick, senpai.

>>11269086
Ah. Okay, thanks for explaining that. Will be sure to add some more next time I update it.

>>11269143
I, too, was once dogshit at editing images.

https://www.gimp.org/

>>11268119
>World of Darkness
So how did you get here, exactly...?

>>11269153
BLACKED
Nah, I kid. That off grey of her hips would probably be the best.

>>11269185
Quick and dirty. Someone else can do a better job if they.

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>>11269143
Step 1 - Pirate Sai
Step 2 - Git gud

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>>11269252
Helps if i post the image.

>>11269262
>>11269268
Christ you fuckers are fast. Thank ye kindly.

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It warms my heart to see this thread helping people!

>>11254238
Well, thanks to some strangers I'd say Lucy is ready for her first night on the town. Lets see how Sex Driven LFRP treats her.
In the same vein, if anyone is looking to get addicted to fucking/getting fucked by a tsundere imp, y'all let me know.

One last thing; would it be in bad taste to have a sort of ideal partner hit list on my profile? Just a collapse list of things that are like, "Hey, it would be real cool in my book if you would be willing to play this kind of situation"? Not something so big to need a custom kink or scenario, but just a type of character I'd like to play Lucy with. Or will that come across as being too demanding?

>>11269522
I don't think it'd be in bad taste. That could be really helpful possibly.

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>>11269091
Candy Corn is literally the worst candy

It's anti-candy

>>11269656
That's not that weird ass "strawberry" grandpa candy.

Seriously, no one buys that shit, but if you put a decorative bowl near enough old people it'll just fill up with that garbage when no one is paying attention.

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>go to f-list for some hot furry dickgirl action
>everyone that's looking are always anime girls and niggers with massive superiority complexes

w h y

>>11269713
It's an infestation.
>Looking for supernatural/weird characters.
>Ad says kitsune
>Click it
>It's an anime moeblob with animal ears
Skin purge when

>>11269656
Candy corn is the sort of candy that tastes good the first few pieces, but then overstays its welcome very fast.

>>11269689
What the hell is it about that candy and old people? Is that the sort of candy that's in a wrapper that looks like a fruit and has some sort of sugar syrup in the middle of a hard shell?

>>11269740
>Is that the sort of candy that's in a wrapper that looks like a fruit and has some sort of sugar syrup in the middle of a hard shell?
That's exactly what I'm talking about. There is no one on Earth who would actually buy that candy, and I've never seen it on store shelves, but it's fucking everywhere.

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>>11269713
>Dickgirl
Get some taste, anon

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>>11269760
>not liking Futa
Get some taste, anon.

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>>11268091
>When the ad is more [Image source text] than actual words

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>>11269757
Now that I think of it, I've never seen it in stores before I don't think. Only in the candy bowls belonging to old people.

I feel like when I reach a certain age I'm just going to have implicit knowledge of exactly where to get these. Or they're just already going to be in my possession and I'll have no idea where they came from, probably because I'll be old and senile!

>>11269818
It's a literal meme fetish, nothing more.

>>11269875
>meme fetish

but there's no lipples in that image

>>11269875
No, niggerdicks looked to BLACKED white girls and findom are meme fetishes.

Futanari is just extremely popular with heterosexual men.

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>Mfw my character has gotten more approaches than any of my other characters to date.

I feel special!

>>11268648
Done, also added another small paragraph of description for the pickier people.

https://www.f-list.net/c/micah%20kitty

>>11270277
m8, it wasn't really about "paragraph of description" or anything

it was the fact that you had "WIP, STILL IN PROGRESS" on a profile that was over 4 fucking years old

that's not a good thing to have

>>11270277
Imagine this >>11270391 but more eloquently worded. Good work, though.

>>11270391
That's why I said "also".

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>>11270272
I'll make you feel even more special. Before you notice the drugs in your wine starting to kick in, that is.

>>11270391
Jesus, I hope you have more tact in your RPing, because this was embarrassing to read.

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>>11270558
You are funny, anon! There's no drugs in my wine!

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>>11270597

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>>11270622

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The anti-bitchbreaker makes an appearance!
https://www.f-list.net/c/sable%20panthera/

>>11269713
Just need to find the right rooms.

>>11270777
An anti-bitchbreaker...bitchbreaker?

>Weebshit name
>Weebshit art
>Their ad is some form of "MAKE ME INTO YOUR CUMSLUT"
Is this the most generic someone can be? I'm convinced it is.

>>11270777
>Turning /fit/ chicks into thicc curvy sluts
Top tier taste, my friend

>>11270791
It'd be easy to think she was one, but no. She's a massive cuddlebug and likes being a friend and big spoon! There's no breaking or anything, unless we're talking like, breaking bread with the parents at dinnertime because she's the kind of date who you want to show.

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>>11270174
>heterosexual men
>futanari

>>11270792
Close but no cigar.
>3dpd name
>3dpd art
>image link every sentence

>>11271178
don't forget
> No furry characters, just humans

>>11271178
>Massive 3DPD image that takes up the entire screen
Immediately closed the page

99% of the people on this site must be 16 or something, because their fetishes are weak as fuck.

>>11268119

I like the picture. I need more big buff wolf guys in my life... Probably because I've never lurked among the regular furtrash channels for them.

>>11269689

...I have a bag of that right here.

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>>11271893
>tfw I have a big wolf character but the only people who message him are dom breaker twinks or ultra subs who are hard into abuse and want to be fucked so hard their spine snaps
Where do these people come from
All I want to do is fuck short stack rabbit sluts as a big bad wolf

>>11271954

I also have a big wolf character, but he never gets any play, since he's A: an obscure canon no one cares about (if you're near the fandom, the other characters are way more popular and draw attention instead), and B: A little strange, with pointedly defined speech and behavior quirks. (Of course, he's a wonderful partner once you get past that sort of thing, if mildly overbearing on consent.)

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>>11271954

I know just what you mean.

>>11271954
As somebody who plays a hard sub character, if I'm not looking for a big burly Viking, I'm looking for wolves. It's the whole apex predator thing.

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What did you set your grammar competence to, anon?

>>11272338
Fluent. I'm no braggart and there's no point setting it higher.

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>making custom kinks
Nah.
I started an F-list profile to sort out my fetishes, and I can't be assed to make all those.
Fite me.

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>>11272338
I think that people who put "advanced" in their profile are snobs. Or think that knowing a dozen of synonyms for cock automatically makes them 10/10 ERP partners. I don't find "cumblasters", "meatsticks" and "battering rams" arousing.

>>11272338
Advanced. If you insist on using asterisks and every third word is butchered then please go. The odd spelling mistake is fine, hormones fuck with perception when you're horny, but Christ some people type like shit even when they're a born English speaker.

>>11272395
But there are kinks not listed by default on the site. How are people supposed to know I like dirty, smegma coated dicks forced down my throat if I don't tell them?

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>>11272530
Advanced bros ww@?

>>11272538
What a coincidence. I like forcing dirty, smegma coated dicks down throat. Post profile.

>>11272595
https://www.f-list.net/c/sei-ji

Hit me up in 10 hours or so, I just started work. But yeah if you like abusing an uppity lizard until she breaks, I'm all for it.

>>11272637
Oh, the Argonian. I already have you bookmarked.

>>11272652
Cheers babe

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>3DPD

>>11270867
Yes. Heterosexual men like looking at dicks. There's actually been studies on this.

r8 me

https://www.f-list.net/c/gloat%20goat

>>11273814
Barren profile. Could use a lot more.

I've actually RP'd with you before, a long time ago. I believe with a thicc Mewtwo boy.

>>11272637
Sweet Jesus dude, how much of a raging cocksucker are you? You're into nearly everything besides inflation.

>>11269689
Are you talking about the strawberry candy that has a hard shell with a semi-liquid strawberry inside? Because if so then you can fuck right off. That shit is good.

Hey girls [imgur] you [imgur] want [pornhub] some [theworstdrug] big [tumblr] black [imgur] cock [tumblr] in [theworstdrug] your [pornhub] ass [imgur] ?[theworstdrug]

>>11274649
Cease

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>>11274649
Delet this, please. If you wouldn't mind, that is. Thank you.

Here's an idea. Share the last post you made in an ERP.

>>11274901
>(Yep, see you later!)

You should be more specific, anon

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>>11274922
Alright you pedantic weenie. The last smutty post you made in an ERP.

>>11274901
Only if you promise not to judge it too hard.

>>11274973
Anon, I post some proper filth with piss, vomit, shit, smegma, pubes etc. You're among friends.

>>11274979
>>11274901
>[Character]'s jeans didn't rip away with a -shrip!- as they usually did, but instead sounded like trying to yank a dank old tarp out from the mud. Her fat spade pulled on out along with her jeans, clinging to the material until the denim peeled away like a bandaid, finally letting her obese spade flop on out with a meaty, wet, thwacking -clap!- against the backs of her thighs. Her juicy thighs squished together, letting her spade pout on out between the two of them and rest atop them, the pitch-black glossy y-shaped folds fat, full, ripe, and utterly huge. They were so swollen and meaty it looked like a football had been cut open but still retained its large shape, which wasn't surprising as that monster cunt looked like she was smuggling one around anyway, literal steam rising off the surface of her ten pound cake MILF spade. Each smack of his hand made those juicy petals fluff and plump up even more, until her gaping fat gash was a properly plump, obese, gigantic fuck-peach now, dangling heavy between her legs, halfway down to her knees along the backs of her thighs! Her cunt needed meat, not fingers, but the wolfess abided for now. She didn't want to be impatient or greedy. Her nose dug deep into his crotch, plump lips wrapped around his nubian root and suckling firmly upon his juicy, thick shclong and huffing the potent musk in his oily pubes, tickling her nose and even making her sneeze once or twice, causing her obese spade to gush out a thick, gooey load of fem-juices that oozed down the backs of her legs.

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>>11274901

Have the last note I sent instead.
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Hah, that's rich! You think I didn't like it? I loved it! It was just what I expect from a slutty dragon like you.

You know the best part? You already sent it (last note) to me. You can't take it back now, I've read it already. I own that thought of yours now, and I am free to torment you with it all I want!

You know what my favorite part of having a big slut dragon to boss around is? It's that I get to control one of most powerful and dangerous monsters around, and she is a spineless little tail raiser! The villagers cry and scream when she flies overhead, she spits flame onto those unwashed fucks, those worthless whores! Watch them burn and fear the almighty power of their goat god! (me)

But you know what happens when the dragon gets home? Back to my lair? She bows her head, warms my meal, and stretches out that huge long neck of hers at my feet and says "please use me as a footrest". Titanic, fire breathing, flying lizard. Likes to be a foot rest. Would give up her whole hoard of gold just to lick my foot, hah!

Don't even try to deny it you little dragon bitch, you want an egg inside you right now, don't you? You're not a tyrant lizard- you're as loyal as a dog. That's why I called you a bitch.

>Want to make a femboy
>Know I wont get any dick because femboys are a dime a dozen and femboys have a reputation for being absolute shitters
C'est la vie

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>>11275000

>>11275281
That's not really edgy, that's how I'd expect my roleplay partners to dominate me.

>>11275323
>constant insults and taunts
>not edgy

reminds me of the hyper-loving types calling their 10 foot dicks "not that big"

>>11275494
>Doesn't want to be beaten and abused by a big mean daddy who starts treating you like some sort of doll after enough time, forcing you into regalia and makeup as he calls you pretty, yourself barely holding back years because he'll beat you if you mess up his hard work

Wow dude you are really fucking gay

>>11275593
*Tears
Thanks phone

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>>11274901

>>11275680
That's something I should start doing, clearly separating speech and narration with coloured text.

>>11275722
Careful you don't break your BBcode while at it.

>>11275680
>Weed
Literally the worst """fetish"""

>>11272338

Advanced. I use big esoteric words automatically in real life as well, though I only require 'fluent'.

>>11275923
It wasn't my suggestion! Heck, I have "smoking" set to NO on most of my characters.

>>11269713
>Switch/Mutual pleasure girlcock is all but non-existent nowadays.
Truly a curse, anon.

>>11271844
>DARKLORDSCARYSEX666
>"I am a very dark and twisted individual"
>Profile is nothing but dumb 3d cunts in handcuffs and gags
>Death: No
>Vore: No
>Non-Sexual Torture: No
>Bloodplay: No
Every fucking time.

>>11272338
Mine is set to Advanced, but I have 'Required' to Fluent. I've found that other Advanced and above profiles run the risk of being needless thesaurus humper because somewhere along the line, everyone was convinced that abusing synonyms = truly having grasped the nuance of writing. So grammar competence is less a meter of actual writing skill and more of their believed width of vocabulary.

>>11272462
At some point genitalia synonyms become so juvenile (and I promise this isn't an attempt to come across as a 'mature and experienced roleplayer') that they actively detract any momentum a post has. Unless the scene is a competitive team Slim Jim eating contesting, the phrase "feeding a hole with that hefty slab of meat" will never be relevant nor should it be posted. Same with euphemisms for jizz. Seriously, baby batter? Cock slime? The fuck is with that?

>>11272338
Fluent.

>>11275323
He's right, the whole thing comes off as hilariously tryhard. Less talking more doing.

>>11275722
Don't, it's a sign you can't make it obvious which character is speaking from their phrasing and personality alone.

>>11274987
>Huge/ borderline Hyper fortune cookies
Fuuuuuck that's nice.

>>11276197
But when it comes to mental abuse and general degredation, insulting is one of the core parts of it. You can't just not talk.

>>11275248
>Want to make a dom shemale for the purpose of buttfucking femboys
>Know I won't get any ass because dom shemales are a dime a dozen and have a reputation for being absolute shitters
If that's your thing I'd be down to talk about it further

>>11274970
;)

>Eri took the few breaths she could with gratitude as she was thrust into it bestial vigor, her throat being repeatedly clogged by his invading member. Between each piston, trails of pre and saliva stained her chin along with the hyena's furry orbs. Her jaw was forced past what she thought would be possible, which would be fairly painful if her face hadn't started to numb from abuse. With half-lidded eyes and a loosening grip on his legs, it was clear to see she was fading out from the lack of oxygen.

We had to call it since it was like 3am. Didn't bother to clean it up so it might show.

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>>11276243
>Speaking as anyone but your own character

>>11276340
>Not using NPCs when required

>>11276248
Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has excellent taste.

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>>11276334
A-at least your thighs weren't drenched for him.

>>11275248

I still like fembois desu.

>>11276291
Yeah but the wording reads like it was written by a teenager, that isn't how an abuser speaks. Less trying to sound cool and more emphasizing that at the end of the day she cooks your dinner (which you obviously hate in a passive aggressive manner even if it's exactly what you asked for but feign ignorance if she calls you out on it and use it to start an argument that you blame on her) and pleases you.

>>11276340
Which is why you don't need colored text in the first place

>>11274901
>After a few minutes of grinding himself off inside her ass, the head of his cock begins to flare, rubbing up against her tenderized and bruised inner walls and stretching them out even further. A mighty bellow roars out of his chest as he grips her throat so hard the veins bulge outwards, his hips bucking wildly as he cums deep inside her ass. Cum shoots out from around the sides of his cock with each thrust out only for the flow to be clogged with each thrust back in, balls twitching and filling her wounded ass with so much hot, gooey cum that it can't hope to hold it all. The mad bucking slows, as do the spurts of jizz from the tip of his dick, and he groans, holding himself inside her for a moment before slowly pulling out. The upper inches of dick that were buried inside her are covered in a glorious white-and-red sheen, even more of that creamy mix of blood and semen oozing out of her forcibly widened asshole and onto the sheets below.

>>11276362
Canine cunts are rare enough. Let alone one that's all but blooming out of a pair of sodden jeans or tights.

>>11276626
I think I'd play a canine cunt if I knew more about them.

>>11276517
Using "that" is poor form, anon.

>>11274987
>>11276334
>>11276517
Hold on how long does it take you to type this kind of stuff.
I did my first ERP last week ago and I literally went soft trying to find another word for "struggle" for 5 minutes

>>11277148
http://www.thesaurus.com/

This website is your friend.

>>11277148
It just comes with general writing skills, anon.

When you've been writing autistic furfag smut for over 10 years like I have, writing out a paragraph isn't that hard.

>>11277148
Flick through a thesaurus once in awhile, and just consume written media. Eventually your arsenal of words will expand, and the trick becomes using the right word at the right time (For example, 'fight' isn't a 1 to 1 replacement for 'struggle,' being more combative while struggle implies some weakness) while also not going full monty with the synonyms just because they're uncommon.

If you ever run into someone who describes their eyes as 'orbs' or 'oculars,' just leave them in the dust. They're one of the crazy fuckers who thinks that using obtuse words means they're good at roleplaying

>>11277258
I think the fanciest word I've ever used for eyes is "gems" and that's because some of my characters have golden/crimson snake eyes. That isn't too faggoty is it?

>orbs

http://ansible.uk/misc/eyeargon.html

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>>11277346
Whoa nelly. I ain't got time read all that.

>>11277148
8-12 minutes.
It's easy when you can type fast and you can get into a groove.

>>11277034
Just caught it and see what you mean, will try to avoid in the future.
>>11277148
Took me around 20 minutes for >>11276517 though I've had times where I've power wrote 2-3 paras in that amount of time too.

>>11277693
>>11277751
How do you remain sexually charged though?

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>>11277768
You don't have to be horny to roleplay anon, although it helps.

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>>11277786
Isn't the entire point of this to get off?
Have I been led astray?

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>Your ref image is from some Chinese moba so you can't look up her name to find anything else

I should really get some commissioned.
https://www.f-list.net/c/lucille%20lamour/

>>11277820
I roleplay to get off, but I don't get off while I playing because it distracts me. I save my logs and fap to them later.
Roleplay is the only way I can get off to the fetishes I enjoy. There either aren't many pictures/stories of my fetishes or they are of poor quality.

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>>11277820
There are people here in /flg/ that believe fapping to logs is disrespectful to the people you play with. There is no rhyme or reason to this nonsense we call ERP.

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>>11277820
Pffftttt. Good roleplayers use both hands, anon.

>>11277820
No, that's the whole point. The skill is in one-handed typing and not blowing before the natural end of an ERP, otherwise you might have to do the log of shame.

>>11277768
https://youtu.be/xfcM1uVSGUs

>Want to commission another picture or two but can't find/decide on an artist I like.
Kill me

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>>11277859
A dropdown with just one paragraph in it is a useless dropdown. Remove the dropdown (keeping the paragraph) and add some kind of title. Add customs. I don't really care, but the huge amount of faces to the side is a bit distracting. Try splitting them into two groups. Or don't. Info tab is barren. Desperately needs more. Google image search to find your character's name. You need a lewd picture.

>>11278383
Anon, reverse image search comes up with a bunch of chinese moba sites, which use flash as the main part so I can't even google translate it.

I've barely touched that profile since making it and I've stopped linking character lists, etc in more recent profiles.

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>>11278412
Just some feedback. Ultimately, it's your character. Do as you please!

>>11275000
That is hilariously weak considering the power and domination you're attempting to exude.

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>>11278445
It's fine, I was more whining about a lack of art.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Vorpal%20Maid is one of my better profiles anyways, I feel.

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>>11278869
Needs a colored title. Maybe even two. The weaponry dropdown is questionable. "Headcanons" is cringe. Needs customs. Info tab is barren.

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Which is the best kind of dick?

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>stayed in a circlejerk room
>writing has gone to the shitter because of it
fuck

>>11279866
One that isn't your species' norm. Interspecies sex best sex.

>>11279883
I used to be able to juggle 3 RP's at the same with 4-5 lines average. Now I only roleplay with one dedicated RP partner and average 10-15 lines. Both of us enjoy the same kinks and he is an amazing writer, we're almost the same person. He even enjoys some of the same vidya I do. I'd marry him tbqh famalampai

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>>11279971
>4-5 lines

>>11279883
>lurking a fandom/circlejerk channel
>beta bitch r63 canon is trying to get close to another canon
>doing shit like "/me flops next to her" and "/me gets a blanket for her"
>she ignores him
>I PM her and we set up a thing where she gets brutally gangraped until she stockholms and ends up a drug addicted bimbo prostitute
The only use those places have

>>11280470
And you claim to not like cuckolding.

>>11280406
Post length =/= post quality.

I for one don't really enjoy writing up 10+ sentences every single post. It just leads to both of us doing a million things in each post and then having to spend half the post responding to the million things the other person did.

>>11280722
I like stealing other men's women.
I'm iffy on those men jerking off in the corner as I do it.

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>>11280955
>I like stealing other men's women.
>I'm iffy on those men jerking off in the corner as I do it.
Finally, someone who understands. The other shit thing that can happen is them constantly describing how lame their man is compared to my character. Just nonstop 'oh, this dick is so much bigger, oh this is so much better than what I usually get.'

Once or twice sets the scene. The sixth or seventh time is tiring.

>>11280987
>Species: I do believe i fall under something like anubis

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>>11280987
>podcasts

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>>11280987

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>>11281083
It's that real kink shit. Have you ever tried getting it on while listening to Freakonomics or Hello From the Magic Tavern? It'll change your life.

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>>11281116
>low res, high filesize gif

it's 2017, m8

>>11280987
I like the concept, but the grammar and the spelling is just too bad for me to consider you a legitimate roleplaying partner.

>>11280987
>a million asterisks on customs
>listing people you've RP'd with on your profile
>horrible spelling/grammar
>claims to be anubis but actually looks like generic wolf anthro
>massive fave list
>cheesy jokes in the info section
>ambiguous sizes listed

10/10 would immediately block

>>11281127
Thanks for the upgrade, lad

>>11281146
I don't think it's the player, just somebody "sharing"

>>11274901
I would like to but...well I am not sure if they would count as ERP since most of it is not sex and is mostly a DnD type of thing set on a space station.

>>11281260
F-list is pretty good for that sorta deal, I found people willing to try obscure powered by the apocalypse RPGs

>>11282450
Actually it was on Furcadia, only reason I go there anymore since that place is freaking awful.

>>11282705
>only reason I go there anymore since that place is freaking awful.
There are some days that I would take the casual encounters/idle pit over Sex Driven LFRP. I have more experience with the whisper window over F-chat, and "physically" going to places to find RP rather than having six tabs open has its own charm to it.

F-list still beats the flying shit out of Furcadia as an roleplaying platform, though.

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>Take my fresh character out into Sex Driven LFRP
>No hits despite ad, no PMs, nothing
>Turn in for the night
>Check profile today before trying again
>200 views, 35 bookmarks
Nani the fuck?

>>11283337
Share it, might be something popular you overlooked

>>11280406
>that image
post profile goat boi

>>11282894
We rp in whispers and I do get approached from time to time. I do try to rp with people there but for the most part they suck ass.