/tlhg/ - The Loud House General Lana's Big Ass Edition

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>>11241212

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE PANDA QT

>>11241298
;^)

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A happy Knarrenheinz is a cute Knarrenheinz

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>>11241316

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>>11241212
I wanna do awful things to Lana

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reminder

Since nothing else is going on, let's do this. Not sister-related, I swear.

https://strawpoll.com/yh546gy5

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>>11241659

New Nick promo for fall premiers but still no confirmed airdates. Looks like the hiatus will continue for now.

https://youtu.be/cBvolv85jMU

>>11241702
I think the parents episode will be good. They've been entertaining consistently at the very least.

>>11241787
The premise just preplexes me, honestly. Worrying about the entire family so strongly when more than half of them aren't even teens yet. Like what the fuck is Lana supposed to be doing to ensure a succesful future, she's only six.

This "Kysfag" is in the /tlhd/ now, you people need to take him back.

>>11241856
Kys

>>11241702
>Luan episode has zero votes so far
Really makes ya think.

>>11241702
All look like a shit 2bh

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Hands and feet are going to be the death of me...

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An older Lily is a cute Lily!

>>11241934
Luan isn't the same rate as November but then again how do we prevent it?

>>11241952
The same rate?

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Draw your roll super power edition

>>11241962
>The same rate?
Yes same rate as in instructed the generals office of time

>>11241988
Oh, it's you again. Learn to speak English properly.

>>11241974
roll

>>11241941
Oof, yeah those feet could use some work. Just keep practicing. That panty line is a nice touch btw

>>11241974
Fuck off, spammer.

>>11241974

>>11241974
ok

>>11241999
What did implying of this current statement:

>>11242003
Lisa is super shit so no.

>>11241974

>>11241974
Roll

>>11241974
Here's your (You) faggot.

>>11241974
ok

Lynn want to fuck Cookie QT's ass.

>>11241974
rolling

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>>11241974
roll

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>>11241974
rolling for leni

>>11241974
k

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>>11241974
ye

>>11241974
reroll

>Rollfag ruins another thread

>>11241974
roll

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>>11241974
>implying we have that many active posters

>>11241974
Rolling.

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>>11241974
Let's do this thing.

>>11241974
rereroll

>>11241974
Whatever

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>>11241974
Rolling

>>11241974
reroll

You guys can't keep re rolling that's cheating

>>11242420
It doesn't matter. No one is gonna draw anything anyway. No one ever does. It's just spam.

>>11241974

>>11241974
rerereroll

>>11242300
Funny that he isn't even the real rollfag.

>>11241974
rolento

>>11241974
Leni please

>>11241974
Rolling for Lola

Leni and Luna kissing Lynn on the cheeks.

>>11241974
rolling

>>11242481
>>11241974
reroll

>>11241974
Luan

worst drawfags?

>>11241974
Why not roll

>>11241974
reroll

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>>11242558
Good roll

>>11241974
Reroll for Leni

Wow, we will have a lot of new art today

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I want to kiss this nape while we're showering together

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I just want a Luan to call my own.

>>11242619
If only. No one ever makes pics from these rolls.

>>11242619
>thinking that even 2 people will draw something

Do you remember when this place used to be fun?

What's the next step of your master plan?

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>>11242708
Figuring out why my doggo pee so much.

>>11242687
Yes. But that was a long, long time ago.

>>11242687
Define fun

>>11241755
What's that one action show called they showed in the promo?

>>11240000

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>>11242879
>quads
Are you GETlets even trying?

>>11242793
Mysticons

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Luan is pretty


Pretty ugly

>>11242931
Luan is funny.

Funny looking.

>>11242931
Luan is good

Good for nothing

>>11242931
Luan is pretty.

Pretty pathetic.

>>11242931
Luan is tough

Tough smelling

>>11242931
Luan is cute.

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>Hey Anon, what did you to Hops? He's acting all weird now

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>>11243036
Cute that shit out

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>"Anon! Life me up! Oh wait...I dunno if you can with those tiny wrists..."

>>11243044
Semen

>>11243056
*Rape her*

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>>11243065
>Sea.. men?

>>11243085
With those scrawny wrists of yours? Good luck holding her down.

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>>11243251
>not with Hops

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>>11241316
I WANT TO TINKLE ON CUMMY CAT

This place is full of petfags, someone must have a dog. How can I destroy my dog's habit to bite feet?

>>11243355
Did you try pissing on it?

>>11243355
hit it every time it starts to bite your feet

>>11243362
Nope. The Lolafag put the cat inside something to pee on him/her, what was that thing?

>>11243384
and it got put down

>>11243384
In a cage and then that cage in the bathtub

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>>11243395

>>11242431
>>11242683
I guess you guys weren't here for the monster Louds?

>>11243002
Do you accept pennies? That's all I can pay you in.

>>11243408
>>11243429
>" I put her in a small cage, placed her in a bathtub and started to urine on her."
Huh. True.

Well, I can't do that. I'm a moralfag. I know is not entirely wrong or maybe is not wrong at all but I don't think that's the best way to solve this problem.

What does Luan smell like?

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>>11243355
I trust /TLHG/ with pets about as much as the rest of this board.

>>11243445
2 hours and not one new drawing

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>>11243480
Cream pies, balloons and ocassional sweat.

t. Lincoln

>>11243471
No shit. You need to try condition the pet not to do it. You could always hit it, but that might have the unintended side effect of making the dog more aggressive.
Is there a reason it likes biting feet?

>>11243355
Same way you stop a dog from doing anything, gook.

>>11243509
I guess you weren't then?

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>>11241974
I think I still have time to do one drawing, so, roling.

>>11243541
>Is there a reason it likes biting feet?
I have no idea. But it never bites feet from people he's not familiar with.

>>11243554
And that way is...?

>>11243593
>And that way is...?
You clearly don't deserve to have a pet. Stop the pet every time they do so. My grandma's dog will try and lick my feet, and I just stop her when she does if I don't want her to.

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>>11243480
Like sex

>other thread was abandoned
kek.

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>>11243632

>>11243655
>other thread
???

>>11243676
The one that got Lola bombed.

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>>11243632

>>11243480
Like garbage.

>>11243632
This is begging for a TnA edit.

Too bad SB99 hates this show now.

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>>11243593
Done.

>>11243893
Lisa's crazy, but not that crazy.

>>11243966
she does it again

>>11243889
>SB99 hates this show now
Like everyone here

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ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u

HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Darkness Falls Together <<
Author: burgerboy
WIP - http://pastebin.com/iY22xr2K
Last Update: 12-08-2017
>Lucy begins to have feelings for Haiku.

NEWS & Q/A

>a guest >And and a pastebin of that Lupa green from a few nights ago for the guy who wanted it.
https://pastebin.com/gfK18jZF Lupa fic

>Tobitobi90 >Finally made it, tried to do a piece at a time and post it but I couldn't help myself. Here's the whole trilogy in one go
https://pastebin.com/mLiVhh8Y Just for tonight, Again: Chapter 1 Leni vs The real world
https://pastebin.com/K3AZzJjZ Just for tonight, Again: Chapter 2 I'm here for you
https://pastebin.com/zXgDYsnU Just for tonight, Again: Epilogue

>Numb_At_Heart >Here it is, congrats, you made me give up.
https://pastebin.com/hrGAdS6R LUAGGIE V GOKU COMIN THEATRES 2047!!

>JestSumguy >Glad you liked it here's the pastebin line 639.
https://pastebin.com/61e9TWP3 Steamy shower scene.
Green Text's old and new will always be (WIP)

>UnderratedHero >Here's a little Luna/Lucy comfy story, y'all
https://pastebin.com/Z3xMkXCN All the small things

>a guest >Maybe not worth pastebining since it's pretty short but here's another fic posted a few days ago.
https://pastebin.com/0awgH07T A Few Parting Words

>Emmay >new stuff starts on line 1179
https://pastebin.com/S9UBUZrW Something to Write Home About (WIP)

>thundermoonbear >New Chapter
https://pastebin.com/2ie1uHh4 Loud Mountain, Chapter 3: Our home

>Yourhead >OK, here are the "Deleted Scenes" of the Fourth Interlude with a little commentary.
https://pastebin.com/irPEbk9X GS Interlude IV - Deleted Scenes

>Mike-the-mic >Hey guys, I've after a long time I wrote a new chapter of Linc vs Lynn. Update line 1162.
https://pastebin.com/r9WcBUYR Linc vs Lynn: The Ulltimate Loud Showdown
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12414809/16/Linc-vs-Lynn-The-Ultimate-Loud-Showdown

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Is Lola the one who enjoys the Lincoln Log the most?

>>11244088
No

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>>11244088
I'd say she's the second most.

>>11244033
What made him hate it? The fag shit? The Lincoln shitting? The ship destructiong?

>>11244067
Stop using the same fics as the highlighted one and actually use variety

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>>11244033
That fag seem to hate everything. No loss to me if he started hating LH.

>>11244179
kys bro

>>11243268
I WANT TO VOMIT ON TINKLE PRINCESS

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>Hey Lincoln wheres that slut Lori my dick is getting dry

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DONALD

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I missed you guys, can someone summarized what happened here in the past few days since I was gone?

>>11241856
kys

>>11244454
Shitposts.

>>11244454
Same thing that always happens here. Nothing, really.

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>>11244492
>>11244495

unf nice

>>11244454
Lola is worst sister
Shoe spammer is actually a cool guy
Shitposting

>>11244454
Lola has no friends

>>11244454
We are planning a /tlhg/ meet up for the movie

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>>11244532
>Lola is wrong sister
WRONG

>>11244548
We are? Cool. I have time to graduate and get a car.

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>>11244514

>>11244067
Eat shit and die spammer

>>11244548
Neat, where?

On a completely unrelated note anyone know where i can get a cheap shotgun, ski mask and zip ties in one place without raising suspicion?

Nothing is going on

>>11244119
Tell her no, Lucy

Stand up for yourself

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>>11244548
>Implying /TLHG/'s going to be a thing on 2020

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>>11244454
I miss Skel

I miss everybody

>>11244119
Why would Lynn go to Lucy if she had a nightmare?

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>>11244785
Yeah...

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Current population of /tlhg/:

Fags
>Lorifags: 2 or 3 anons
>Lenifags: 3 or 4 anons
>Lunafags: 3 anons
>Luanfags: 6 anons (%50 of them are spics)
>Lynnfags: 6 anons
>Lincoln/Linkafags: 2 anons
>Lucyfag: 2 anons
>Lolafags: 3 anons
>Lanafag: 1 anon
>Lisafag: 1 anon
>Lilyfags: 1 anon
>Allsisterfags: 3 anons

Very specific anons:

Cummycatanon
Misha
NicholasCageanon
anolderlilyisacutelilyanon
TripleHanon
softwareanon
iwanttofuckthispigslutanon
ahappyknarrenheinzanon
philosopheranon
spamzillaanon
ipissonmycatanon
depressedlenifaganon


Any left?

>>11244793
Yeah, Lucy would be the last sister any loud would go to for a nightmare.

Lynn would probably go to her parents room if she was that scared.

>>11241974
ROLL

>>11244846
you mean spsg?

>>11244860
>implying Lucy wouldn't have a chant that would chase the bad spirits away
>implying Lucy isn't a big cuddlebug
>implying Lucy wouldn't want the nightmare for herself

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>>11244846
>anolderlilyisacutelilyanon
I'm not that special.

>>11244846
half of these aren't anons

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>>11244911
Hello bievos

>>11243002
>The ball had become second nature to her now. The rhythm of her motion mirrored the last perfectly with every throw. She didnt even need to look where it it flew, because it would land in the same spot every time.
>her gaze traveled around her shared bedroom. How many hours had it been now? It seemed like only seconds had past since she started this self-appointed challenge.
>But why did she need to challenge herself again? She was already the best, what was there to prove?
>Because she'a Lynn Loud. Record Breaker, Competitor, Team player, Golden Girl, The number 1 all-star athlete of royal woods.
>She didnt need to prove anything.
>Her eyes squinted at gleam coming from her new trophy that she had left sitting on the counter beside her bed. How its fresh polish of gold glistened in the sun light that permiated through her window.
>She only got it yesterday but already she forgot what it was for? She could have just read what was imprinted into the trophy, But it had her name on it. So what did it matter what it was for?
>She gazed back up at the ball. Her hand robotically catching and then throwing it again in the same motion as before. Up and down. Catch and release. Another success story.
>Was that all? Is that who She was?
>The Jock. The Rough and tumbled loud? Always striving to be the best when no one even questions it?
>This gold paintsd ornament would just be another addition to a set of ribbons, Medals and other assorted prizes collecting dust on a self.
>This would be her legacy. A series of things with her name printed again and again. Telling everyone how great she was.
>Is that what they would remember her for? Would they even know her? Would they even care? If she lost would it all go away?
>Without sports, without competition, or the need to win and be the best. Who would she be?
>she felt the ball land on her palm again and just as quickly she tossed it into the air.

>>11244846
It's Pedozila and you missed kysfag.

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>>11244846
Oh cool, I'm not that lonely.

>>11244988
>What if she broke her leg, a vegetable, or was just crippled for life. Who would Lynn Loud Jr. Be then...
>a burden.
>useless.
>pointless.
>meaningless.
>She became so familiar with the texture of the ball. She could feel every stitching in it as it landed back in her hand.
>No matter what, She coudlnt stop. She had to keep striving for the peak. Once you've reached the top you cant be knocked off and if you see the edge, then you just need to climb higher.
>if she fell, its only because she choose to fall. No obstacle she couldnt overcome and conquer. The victory was all that mattered. She couldnt fail. Because thats all she could be is a winner.
>The ball seemed to get lighter with each throw. lingering longer in the air.
>She'd just needed to keep training, no time for fun, no time for life, no time for anything other then being the best.
>the ball seemed so light now that she didnt feel it land on her hand.
>because it smacked her in the face.
>she winced at the pain, her nose bruised from the sudden smack. She glared at the ball laying on her chest and with a sudden burst of anger, she threw it as hard as she could against the wall.
>with immense force it bounced off the wall and ricocheted off the ceiling right back at her.
>she ducked in time for it to fly over her before slingshotting off the wall next to her. She closed her eyes to brace herself for the incoming hit her but only felt the air of her ball whizz by.
>and then the sound of metal breaking.
>she peaked over the edge of her bed. Her new trophy now in pieces on the floor. Her name now unrecognizable in its scattered shards.
>She cleched her fist hard ... But just as quickly it unfirled and fell limply.
>What was the point?
>She just fell back into her pillow and stared into the ceiling. She felt so heavy, her thoughts finally pushing her down.
>Feeling the inkling of a warm tear beginning to form. She turned to face the wall.
>she knew what Lynn Loud Would be if she ever lost.
>Nothing

>>11244902
Naw, Lucy is really the nurturing type, at best she'd inadvertently make the nightmare worse or if the nightmare was silly she'd use that info blackmail Lynn in the future. The last thing you want after a nightmare is to deal with occult shit.

Plus Lynn's pride wouldn't let her show any weakness in front of her younger siblings, she'd lose face.

>>11244846
I'm assuming you're new here.

>>11245047
*I meant Lucy ISN'T really the nurturing type.

>>11245036
wow, nice job dude

>>11245036
Nice

>>11244881
???

>>11244991
Roger that.

>>11245076
>Current population

>>11245177
the only depressed leni anon i know of is spsg/yanderemom/negima

I miss Teo

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>>11244846
Where did you even get those numbers from?

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>>11245208
same tbqh

>>11245221
Booru IP logs.

>>11244846
How is Misha an anon when you clearly know his name? Dumb Elmoposter.

>>11245047
>implying
She reads ponies, so she knows how to deal with bad dreams, and Lynn would probably let her roomie know about it.

>>11245226
kys

>>11245221
>nigga was in the /co/ thread too

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>>11245208
>>11245226

He uploaded this picture to the booru today, so he's probably busy grinding overwatch loot boxes or maybe he decided to stop avatarfagging (which would be nice)

>>11245250
I will keep myself safe, thanks anon.

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>>11245036
She'd be a good wife for Lincoln.

Good shit though

Hello

Someone please could draw lincoln being murdered by all his sisters at the same time

>>11245311
I don't like lincoln abuse, sorry.

>>11245311
I think hotdog drew something like that.

>>11245286
This is alarmingly close to Leni cosplaying Shantae.

My dick needs that unbelievably badly.

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>>11245311
Do you want to trigger the faggots?

>>11245360
go back to hell, Pig

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>>11245351
say no more

>>11245339
and what if we make the sex change surgery to lincoln

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>>11245368
The fuck did you said about my nigga Pig?

>>11245423
shut the fuck up "Otis" you trans faggot

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>>11245437

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>>11244548
really that's great. Now I can make my own "to catch a predator" 4chan edition. I'll start with /trash/ and then /v/ though I worry the other boards will smell a rat by then.

>>11245498
>implying

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What's everyone thoughts about Lucy's new design in Season 3? I like it.

>>11245379
Unf

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>>11245563
I prefer this Lucy design

>"An F?! Lincoln, this is unacceptable!"
>"But Dad, I-"
>"No buts, mister! Your grades have been getting worse recently, and we can't let this continue!"
>Lincoln sat dejected on the couch while his father stood before him, holding his most recent test, a large red "F" sitting on the paper, as if mocking the boy
>It had been true Lincoln's grades had been slipping recently, but the boy hadn't realized things had gotten THAT bad
>"What are you going to do, then?" Lincoln asked, dreading the answer. He was gonna get grounded or something, he just knew it.
>"Simple. Until your grades improve, you're going to see a tutor." Lynn Sr. replied. "And I know just the one."
>Lincoln felt some relief from knowing he wouldn't get punished. But...a tutor?
>"Lisa, right?" The boy asked.
>"I'm afraid not. She's just too busy with your sisters to help you too." The father replied. "So I had to find someone. Her name's Carol...Carol, uh..." He stopped to think. "Pingrey! That's it, Carol Pingrey."
>Carol? Lincoln gulped. He knew she and Lori...didn't exactly meet eye-to-eye.
>Lincoln barely knew her, only having called her up for that whole picture incident. He hadn't seen or spoken to her since.
>"But Lori..." Lincoln started.
>"Lori's going to have to deal with it! Now get ready, your first session is in an hour."
>Lincoln sighed. "Yes sir." With that, he made his way upstairs to gather his things up. Lori wasn't going to be happy about this.
>But a tutor shouldn't be too bad, right?

Luna gets written out of the show if this post ends in an even odd number

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>>11245563
Sexiest goth
>Goth Luan will never ride you while giving that you that look of disdain

>>11245563
Wow, she got a lot uglier.

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>>11245688
>Carol
Oh boy.

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Luan is bulimic.

>>11245688
Continue

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>>11245688
go on

>>11245688
>Lori didn't take the news well
>"You're really going to trust what witch with Lincoln?! Are you getting me?!" Lincoln had heard Lori yell while he was in his room
>Alas, Lynn Sr. put his foot down, and Lincoln soon found himself in Vanzilla with a disgruntled Lori, who kept muttering angrily under her breath
>"Listen Lori, I don't like this either." Lincoln said, trying to get Lori to calm down a bit. "I'd rather just have Lisa tutor me."
>"I know, twerp, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at Dad for literally getting the worst possible tutor!" The oldest sister groaned. "Just try and get your grades up soon, okay? I don't want you being around her more than you need to."
>Lincoln had to resist rolling his eyes
>Really, he didn't know exactly why Lori hated Carol THAT MUCH. Yeah, she took the spot of homecoming queen, but did that really warrant this much hate?
>Women. What are you gonna do?
>Soon, the busted old van pulled up to a rather nice looking house. "We're here." Lori grumbled.
>Lincoln looked out the window at the house. He only called Carol before, so he had no idea what her house was liked.
>Frankly, he liked it.
>The Pingrey house was about the size of the Loud house. Except it was so much...cleaner. The yard was neatly trimmed. No toys or sports equipment in sight. No signs of wear and tear. And...was that a fresh coat of paint along the house?
>"Alright, Lincoln," Lori started as her brother left the van. "I'll be back in a bit over an hour."
>With a bye and a thanks for the drive, Lincoln closed Vanzilla's door and Lori was gone in an instant, leaving him alone.
>With an annoyed sigh, Lincoln made his way to the front door, giving it a couple hard knocks

Why this year has been so boring?

>>11245952
because you spent it on 4chan

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>>11245942
>>what witch with
>>Are you getting me?!
Fired up my 'tism but otherwise gimme some more o' dat.

>>11245942
I hope Carol humiliated Leo in the past showing off her cool poor friend.

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>>11246118
>steve
nice

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>>11245206
>>11244881
>>11244846
Speaking of me, I don't think I should be having dreams where Leni tells me to kill myself and then Lori takes me out to mcdonalds to buy a dress for prom...

Oh well.

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>>11246175
No hiss...

>>11246182
>Your waifu tells you to kill yourself
Man, I feel bad for you.

>>11246118
I really need to read over my shit before posting it. That's just embarrassing.

>>11245942
>It took only a few moments for the door to open.
>"Ah, Lincoln, good to see you." A soft voice said. Before Lincoln was "literally the worst girl ever" according to Lori, Carol Pingrey.
>Lincoln didn't notice before, as he was too wrapped up in his picture scheme, but Carol was...very pretty.
>She did look a lot like Lori, yes, but something about her was just...softer, and nicer to look at. Not that Lincoln thought Lori was ugly, but Carol was just better looking.
>The older girl was wearing the same kind of buttoned shirt and skirt she had been wearing the last time Lincoln saw her, with her golden hair in the same style as well.
>"Hey, Carol." He greeted, not sure what else to say.
>The girl smiled warmly at the boy, causing him to avert his gaze a bit in bashfulness. "Come in, we'll get started."
>Lincoln stepped into the house, noting something right away as he did so. Something very important that he heard.
>Nothing. Nothing at all.
>It was almost deathly quiet in the house, the only noises Lincoln could hear were a ticking grandfather clock in the corner of the living room, and then the sound of the front door closing, which almost made him jump.
>"Let's go ahead and get started," Carol said, moving past her guest. "the couch seems like a good place as any."
>"Right!" Lincoln half-yelled, used to having to speak loudly to be heard in his own home. He slapped a hand over his mouth, cheeks going red with embarrassment. "S-Sorry."
>If that bothered Carol, she didn't show it. She simply sat down on the couch and waited for Lincoln, who soon followed suit.
>"I um...I'm just used to how loud my house is." Lincoln explained, feeling he needed to. "I'm not used to this kind of silence."
>"That's alright, no harm done." Carol said with a shrug. "It can be rather quiet here."
>"You...don't have any sisters? Or brothers?" Lincoln asked.

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>>11246256
I'm seriously fucked up.

>>11246457
Auschwitz prisoner is stuffed into the gas chamber. 1943, colorized

>>11246480
Are the Louds a jew family?

>ywn make Lana wear nothing but her dirt-covered overalls while she playfully strokes your dick behind the house
Guess I should die

>>11246544
Methodist.

Man we really don't have nothing to talk about.

Penis.

>>11246315
>"I'm afraid not." Carol replied, her smile wavering a bit. "It's just me and my parents. Even then, they're at work most of the time." Her tone grew sad. "They probably won't even be home tonight."
>Well that just made Lincoln feel like a jerk. Really, it wasn't any of his business anyway. He couldn't imagine not having anyone at home overnight like that. Not to mention living in such a quiet home all the time...
>Though...that did sound kind of nice.
>"Oh...Um. I'm sorry." Lincoln meekly said.
>"Well, enough of that." Carol said, her tone returning to normal and her smile reforming. "Your father told me you had gotten an "F" on one of your tests, is that right?"
>"Oh. Yeah. I thought I knew the material better..."
>"Well, let's take a look, shall we? You brought it with you, right?"
>"Yeah! Right here." Lincoln rooted around in his backpack, taking out the offending paper.
>For the next hour, the two went over the dreaded subject of math.
>As Carol would speak, Lincoln would glance up from his test or the textbook up at her, and just gazed at her face. But only for a few moments.
>If the older girl had noticed his looks, she didn't make it obvious. She would just keep talking about math.
>After the hour was up, the two waited in a bit of an awkward silence. Lori wasn't out in front of the house.
>"Sorry, Carol," Lincoln said, getting off his cellphone. "but her phone's busy. I think she's talking to Bobby. I'll send her a text!" He declared, tapping away at his phone for Lori to hurry her butt up.
>"Oh, it's no problem. You're my last client today anyway, so you're not in the way or anything." Carol said, treating the situation very nonchalantly.
>"Oh. Uh, that's good, I guess..." Lincoln said, finishing his text and keeping his eyes on his phone.
>A silence fell for a minute, until Carol broke it. "She's not happy with me being your tutor is she?"
>Lincoln didn't expect that. He kept his eyes on his phone, refusing to look Carol in the eyes.

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>still no dates on new episodes

>>11246603
Someone is dumping a fic, hick.

>>11246631
>implying he gives a fuck about cringy fanfiction

Chris Savino here, A.K.A. The Loud House's creator.
Guys .... I'm so sorry for what I'm about to say... but the show has been cancelled, the remaining episodes left are going to launched on DVD and Blu-Rays that're only going to be available in USA. I'm sorry.

>>11246645
I don't care what he likes or cares about. He shouldn't be surprised when people aren't talking while someone is dumping their story. Unless of course it's talking shit about the story.

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>>11246675

Jesse creator here, AMA.

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Lori

>>11246709
Why did you pretend you never been to /tlhg/ on your tumblr post when someone linked you the jesse posting video?

>>11246677
>Normal discussion is not allowed when someone is doing a fic about shit that's not going to happen and only has the attention of 2 or 3 anons

>>11246724
>being a jackass on purpose
I never said that, mong. I said don't be surprised when people don't talk while someone is dumping.

http://endifi.tumblr.com/post/164668962264/thank-you-for-900-followers

>>11246721
>when someone linked you the jesse posting video?
Hehe, that was me.

>>11246750
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46811

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>>11246544
Yes they are.

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https://loud-hazard.tumblr.com/post/164685114221/just-wanted-to-practice-shading-more

>>11246617
More?

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>>11246927
Nice.

>>11246617
>Carol is an only child
Ah, going for the feels angle like the others. Nice.

>>11246617
so, this is going to be lewd fic or a drama fic?

>>11246927
>"Stick it in."
>"Huh?"
>"C'mon Lincoln."
>"No."
>"Stick your big burrito into my mouth!"

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>>11247129
Vore

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I want to sniff Loud assholes and lick them clean. Is that too much to ask?

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Lynn is the best!

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>>11247198
Yes because you didn't say which one.

>>11247198
Even Lynn Sr.?

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>>11247238
ALL OF THEM

I WANT THEIR BUTTS LINED UP IN A ROW SO I CAN RUN ACROSS THEM ALL WITH MY TONGUE AS WELL AS MAKE A RUNNING PASS SNIFF

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>>11247268
ESPECIALLY

LILY

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poo poo?

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>>11247294

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>>11247314
unf nice

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Soon

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>>11247341
unf i want to manhandle that slopping, warm diaper like a baggy full of change, feeling it's massive heft as the shit juices seep down my hands
UNF

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>>11247198
But they poop from there!

>>11247376
jesus christ pedozilla

I want to write a romance story. I already know the ship, and I want to keep that secret, so instead I would just like to take suggestions on what you typically like to see in stories like that.

>>11247359
When, anon? I'm tired of waiting.

>>11247376
I hope the authorities find you and kills you pedozilla

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>>11247376
unf FRIKIN nice

>>11247436
Comfy cuddling

>>11247436
Scat

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>>11247436
Jealousy.

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>>11247198
>>11247403
>try to lick leni's ass clean
>your tongue tickles her taint like a soft feather, causing her to giggle uncontrollably and kick you in the face

>>11247436
incest

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>>11247376

>>11247436
Love triangle, jealousy and semi-lewds scenes

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>>11247376

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>>11247436
Gentle femdom if there is any lewd in it

http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=41482

>>11247436
Comfy like cuddling

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>>11247376
so, you want to be my friend anon? i am pedo like you.

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>>11247503

>>11247506
You, sir. I like you.

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>>11247436
ryona

>>11247436
unrequited crushes

>>11247341
>"Ok, Lily! Let's change that little stinky diaper you have there!"
>As Rita removes Lily's diaper, the baby expulses a 3-meters long turd
>"Poo poo!" (Translation: "Unf nice!")
>"Oh my, Lisa would be screaming right now"
>Meanwhile Rita was analyzing the big mess, Lily released a 7-meters long turd
>"W-what!? What the-" before Rita could finish the sentence, her mouth got covered with Lily's heces
>"Poo pooooo!" (Translation: "It begins!")
>Lily shits even more that she starts flying
>"Supah Lileh!"
>The baby gets out of the parents room flying
>The whole living room is covered with Lily's heces
>Lily goes to Lincoln's room and shits on his homework
>"Aww, mang"
>"I guess you can say, that is a shitty situation, get- Wait, Lily, no! Not Luna's instruments!"
>The whole house was getting covered with Lily's heces
>Lisa starts breakdancing over the floor full of shit
>Lana starts writing the alphabet in a wall with the heces
>Leni was stuck in the room for some reason
>Rita grows an arm on her head after accidentally touching one of Lisa's experiments stuck on the floor full of shit
>The house explodes
>Lily (still flying) manages to get out safely

>>11247636
>pedozilla wrote another fic

>>11247636
UNF NICE

also mfw I know what this is based off of

>>11247735
Link to the thing? or name?

C___
B__
F___

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>>11247436
Drama, something that challenges their love towards each other or better yet something that challenges X's love towards Y. If it's justified, Y has to win them over romantically, if not then justice has to be made and Y has to show X how stupid they were.
Can't tell how it ends, that's up to you.

If it's lewd I like progression to be slow. First it starts with kissing, slowly moves to 2nd base, dry humping, etc

>>11247716
kek

>>11247748
well it may not be based off of it but it reminded me of this one comic of a super hero whoes power was shitting a lot

http://scat.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13952

she could fly by pooping as well

>>11247882
Oh, cool.

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>Buy me an ounce of crystal and heroine for me and Sam right now dude!

>>11247987
Get a job

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>>11247987
>A Sprite?! I ASKED FOR SIERRA MIST, BRO, I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S ALL THEY HAD AT MCDONALDS! And what the fuck is this? It's the same toy I got in my last happy meal you stupid tool! I'm never gonna complete Inspector Gadget at this rate! You are so worthless dude.

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>>11247987
>I miss you Luna. I don't even recognize you anymore
>Ever since Sam... I just want my sister back, my sister that I love, that I wouldn't trade for the world

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ITT: bands you enjoy

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>>11248217
>tfw they breakup after Sam and Luna split

>>11248217
Linkin in Park

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>>11248217
>The Killers
>The Front Bottoms
>Weezer

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Rap is saved

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She's not that bad.

Bet she'd be a fun fug

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>>11244846
Is it true the LucyPoetry anon is kill? I remember reading a very short, cryptic goodbye post from them a few nights back. Always wanted his Lucy folder, should've asked for it. Here's hoping someone else takes up the mantle and writes some half-assed poetry garbage to read and shit on.

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>>11248217
Ween
The Prodigy
SL2
Caravan Palace
Brockhampton
Pantera
Primus
Rammstein

>>11248886
>Always wanted his Lucy folder
Woah, you're really that fucking lazy to don't save Lucy images, transfag? go kill yourself, you would maker you mothervery ahppy.

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>>11248183
>ywn be good enough for Luna

>>11248217
>Skrewdriver
>Crass

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>>11248217
Primus and In Living Colour