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Team Battle 44.
Welcome back to school, kids, and we hope you've had a good summer. I'm your principal, Laura. I know some of you are new to us, so I'll go and explain how things work here. Every week, we host a competition called a Team Battle, where we have several clubs go head to head to see which club is the best in our school. Each club sends in 4 of its members to go against the other clubs, and given that there's 12 clubs in each Team Battle, you know things are going to get hectic! Now, I present to you our clubs for this week.
Homestuck Beta
Team Minion
Kaz and Krew
Capitalism
Team Beter: The Second Half
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponsmasters
Blood Sisters
Howard Connections
The Unknown
"The four times Prof. Zoom died" team
Team Toxic
The Kitchen
The backup clubs:
Mouth
Team Blue
White Whispers
I politely ask all of you to gather at the front of the building so I can keep track of who's present.
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
John Egbert
Homestuck Beta
>>11233254
Dr. Cool
>The Unknown
Toxicroak
>Team Toxic
Megu - Blood Sisters
Yoshikazu Kirishima
>Kaz and Krew
Rose Lalonde
Homestuck Beta
Capra Demon
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponsmasters
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
Misaki Mei - Blood Sisters
>>11233288
Trash Bandicoot
Hatsune Miku
>Beter 2
Booker DeWitt
>The Unknown
Dave Strider
Homestuck Beta
Firebrand
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponsmasters
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Okosan
>Team Toxic
Rikka Takanashi - Blood Sisters
>>11233300
Dr. Rodicknik
>Kaz and Krew
Jotaro Kujo
>Beter 2
Illuminati
>Capitalism
Taskmaster
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponsmasters
Arashi Nikaidou - Blood Sisters
Gesse Howard
>Howard Connections
Nick Valentine
>The Unknown
thinking
>Team Toxic
Jade Harley
Homestuck Beta
Sailor Moon
>Beter 2
>>11233316
Pirate King Blackbeard
Billy Kane
>Howard Connections
>>11233287
>>11233296
>>11233311
>>11233327
Ready as always to paint the town Red.
Ganondorf
>The Unknown
Dr. Eggman
>Beter 2
Hein
>Howard Connections
>>11233332
fug
>>11233278
>>11233295
>>11233308
>>11233323
Team Capitalism, LET'S CRUSH THOSE COMMIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>11233281
>>11233293
>>11233306
>>11233335
We're here!
>>11233284
>>11233302
>>11233331
>>11233346
Let's rock 'n' roll
>>11233301
>>11233317
>>11233336
>>11233352
Let's hope the second part of the Beter Team makes it.
Dan Backslide
>Team Toxic
Tenten
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponsmasters
Ainsley Harriott
The Kitchen
Ripper and Hopper
>Howard Connections
Broken Neck Zoom
>"The four times Prof. Zoom died" team
Gordon Ramsay
The Kitchen
>>11233288
>>11233300
>>11233316
>>11233341
This team of troublemakers are ready to be the coolest kids in school! Fourth victory is ours
Stabbed Zoom
>>11233294
>>11233307
>>11233324
>>11233383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hVs0AmzGA
dead last ahoy
Guy Fieri
The Kitchen
Skeleton Zoom
>"The four times Prof. Zoom died" team
>>11233286
>>11233310
>>11233332
>>11233382
Welp, here we go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub747pprmJ8
Bobby Flay
The Kitchen
Shot by THOT Zoom
>"The four times Prof. Zoom died" team
>>11233388
>>11233402
>>11233414
>>11233429
4 times zoom died here. This is the most retarded shit I've done.
>>11233386
>>11233399
>>11233412
>>11233427
Here
>>11233329
>>11233342
>>11233363
>>11233387
Remember guys, defeat is unacceptable!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTB19iYrns
Bumping.
this is a slow board you don't even need to do that
We appear to be missing a team, would the next on the list please come forward?
Mouth sounds
>Mouth
Mouth Silence
>Mouth
Mouth Moods
>Mouth
Shine
>Mouth
>>11233638
>>11233643
>>11233649
>>11233658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLStokQVtY
So, is everyone ready?
>>11233715
looks good!
>>11233715
Ready as we're gonna be. Let's get this show on the road.
Onward!
i better not get dead last again
>>11233715
I like it
>>11233715
Class is in session. First lesson, how to take this ass whopping
>>11233743
Beter*
>>11233715
ok
>>11233715
Always ready
We will be observing what these students do during the year.
>bottom
um
>>11233797
Infighting already?
>>11233797
I think we need to observe the principal and their lack of a functioning image first off.
>>11233797
I really don't wanna know if the cut off part is one of my guys dying or not.
>>11233817
>>11233808
Seems like that wasn't fixed during the summer.
>>11233808
I'd like to put something in Len's bottom.
>>11233797
>Siting next to Firebrand
It begins...
Also night legwork, BB
>>11233848
Don't worry Frank, none of these Zooms are from that dimension either... or timeline... whatever.
>>11233848
Thaat's better.
Also I'd love to not kill my own team mates on the Bloodbath. Kay thanks.
Not quite the generous donations if you ask me.
I cannot emphasize enough that you must always hold on to any Tikis you find or make.
Jotaro, you know better.
This is why you must always be careful in science class, folks.
So, Toxicroak is a necrophiliac?
Figures, you don't wear panties either.
And some other things you'll have to see for yourself.
>>11233933
Dropping these sick fires all over you fucks.
>>11233933
Just passing through.
>>11233933
Whatever. Your game sucks anyway. Tekken for life!
Also, don't you dare leave, Rodicknik!
Looks like our staff is cracking down early on the delinquents.
>>11233933
ew no thanks
>>11234009
Well jeez.
>>11234009
>Jotaro is the only one left
>>11234009
You know, I had already accepted defeat before this whole thing even begun.
>>11234009
Aw man!
>>11234009
tfw two tributes down
at least i still have half
>>11234009
Goddamn it. Trash and Blackbeard is all that remains.
They will not be missed.
>>11234074
fuck
>>11234074
O-oh.
>>11234074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NheZ_hLCSx0
>>11234074
It's almost like Gotham Fire
>>11234074
Can't be missed if you're always there.
Getting drunk? The school year has just begun, you should know better than that, Tenten!
Remind me again the last time Jotaro made a joke?
You done goofed, Arashi.
Capra X Okosan?
>Babysitting
Sucks to be Geese.
We all wonder what the meaning to life is. Not a moment when we don't.
>>11233992
Don't worry i can beat your ass on your own game (tekken 7)
>>11234170
>guy fieri wonders what's for dinner
>>11234170
Be more careful, Arashi. It takes a lot of explaining if you mess things like that up.
>>11234170
The Konosubas are the rivals of Kaz and Krew. Gotta do work regardless
That's got to hurt.
It's just a jawbreaker, man.
Well, now you're with your father.
That's bound to create a lot of noise and light, wouldn't you think?
I don't think it's Capra, Zoom
Ah, fire alarms are always fun.
Now that's worse. Shame on you, Arashi.
>>11234255
Pie is best recipe. That's all there is
>>11234255
Arashi I know I've never asked much of you. But you seriously need to pull through for me right now.
Two is always better than one.
That's what you get for randomly accusing people.
Oh, the irony.
I can actually imagine that one happening.
Stalking-ception?
>Star Fox with pink fur
THIS NEEDS AN EDIT, NOW!
More irony.
>>11234354
>jotaro is fucking dead
>>11234354
Yes! You're actually doing something right this time around.
>>11234354
Basements are dark, are they not?
Gosh, your own teammates can't cook food for you properly?
Hmm, a bearded lady. Interesting.
That seems like a good name for burgers.
Oh dear, Capra really is a faggot.
>>11234354
Your room? He's the one who allowed you to stay in his house Franklin.
>>11234420
The Thug Life chose me
>>11234420
Boy what a wacky show that would be...
>>11234420
one job! i only wanted a fucking hamburger!
You're that old and you still have your parents bossing you around? Lame.
I feel you, Mouth sounds.
I didn't know Tenten could ride a skateboard.
Probably wants to stay home and play some more Super Smash Bros if you ask me.
There won't be any dinner tonight with your shitty cooking.
Kys Capra
Kys
oh no i'm losing
: s
>>11234513
Leave her alone!
>>11234513
GOTTA GET CLOOOSSE
I don't think any of them would know a thing about politics.
With terrible cooking skills, I'm wondering why his food hasn't killed yet.
The rest of you are just getting weirder and weirder.
>>11234599
The bird probably looked at her funny.
>>11234639
please dont bully okosan
I thought you guys were done sexting after the first time it happened.
Not gonna lie, seeing Arashi in a swimsuit is amazing.
And now Tenten is into drugs?
Sugar Rush, interesting. Wait...
>>11234599
Come now, don't be ridiculous
i lost
;_;
>>11234672
You don't have to kill people. Just survive.
>>11234672
Stop. Don't text the Bandicoot
Ah, the Feast. A little break, perhaps?
Nope, only a fire.
I'm pretty sure you're not African American, Shine.
>>11234752
Too hot to handle, huh?
>>11234752
Damn you, Arashi! Damn you, Guy Fieri!
>>11234752
Glad they settled their differences.
Well then, didn't know Arashi liked to do that.
As expected of the student with the dark and troubled past.
>>11234752
Welp, on to next TB?
>>11234794
From burning people to death, to drowning them! Whatever you have to do.
A lot more people left this time.
>>11234855
i just can't
>>11234855
You pathetic fools!! i will win this with my own hands
Skipping peaceful Days and Nights now. We didn't show up for that kind of drama.
Never insult the homeless.
At least Okosan knows better.
Remember that he still has pink fur after you won that bet!
>>11234910
Please take him to a packed area for your date just to embarrass him further.
>>11234910
It goes to show that charity ends with good feeling and mockery ends with a sharp gut pain
Well, there goes an end to quite an epic streak. Guess he didn't like losing that bet.
Smoking is bad, mkay?
>>11234910
Okosan is a better person than all of us.
>>11234954
Oh he must've saw through the plan.
Aw, well.
You clearly didn't pay attention to the last person who insulted the homeless.
What, already feeling guilty over killing Arashi? You deserve what you get.
>>11234995
Close, i'm very close of victory...
Looks like we have ourselves a winner, everyone.
>Shine
>Okosan
>Gesse Howard
Place your votes now!
>>11235044
Probably not Okosan.
>>11235044
There is only one option worth it: Me
>>11235044
I somewhat take it back, he's still angry.
>>11235089
fug
>>11235089
This is... the end...
A round of applause for our pink-furred friend!
Here are the placements.
And also the statistics. Oh, I forgot to mention, the 3 clubs to do the worst this time around get the same thing last week's punishment was: Stay in the Special ED class for a week. You know who you are, and you know where to go. Class is dismissed, and we hope to see you again tomorrow at 10pm EST.
>>11235198
Sorry, meant 9pm EST. Gosh, I need some sleep.
Zzzz