/npg/ - Neopets general
try not to be naked edition
Previous thread >>11113500
>New to the /npg/ or Neopets in general?
If you have ANY questions, ask and someone should respond. Things are getting active again.
>I remember this! What's changed in my absence?
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty
>Basic guides for newbies:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=newbies
>Ghoul Catchers
http://www.neopets.com/games/ghoulcatchers/
>Play for up to 50K a day.
>daily visits guide
http://thedailyneopets.com/dailies
>Food Club Bet page links
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/
http://www.neopets.com/~Boochi_Target
>Any new pets?
http://www.neopets.com/petinfo.phtml?type=Vandagyre&r=959
>Scripts?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16z66J6D10x5o46-fClMKpTSqzrKujSDDl2BHH_jSHOY/edit?usp=sharing
>Puzzle Adventure Codes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OmeDUPOuXDcq3SK5Jla1-8-mqRpmkHq4A6-UPutoXqo/edit?usp=sharing
>How did I get RS banned so fast?
Neopian shops now automatically and randomly clear themselves. To check if you're actually banned or not, go check on the Neoboards or go into other shops.
>Why are you guys playing this?
Mainly nostalgia. And to make some in-game dosh.
>Why am I so poor?
Feel free to ask for advice! For newcomers, the battledome is a steady source of income and is a good way to get started.
>Battledome rewards are here, with both per-arena and per-opponent lists: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes
>WHAT ARE THESE BIRTHDAY PETS?
Adopt for a stat-boosting cupcake, then dump back in the pound. You can only get one cake a day.
>Thinking about joining? Be nice, and let someone refer you to sign up so they can get prizes!
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=
Add your username to the end of that url to make a link that has you as the referrer!
http://www.neopets.com/refer/index.phtml
1st for sucking your neopets dick
>>11231797
>page 9
im kinda sleepy
>>11233943
Snowager knows how you feel, anon.
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Poor thing only gets 3 hours of sleep per day, & with 8 hours between each nap.
And when it does sleep, it gets robbed. Tragic, isn't it?
Since when did /npg/ become entirely filled with dirty cheaters? Feels bad man, people running bots and shit.
Hello npg
>>11235982
That's what happens when you grow up, anon.
It's the way of the world.
Stay pure!
>>11235982
Pretty sure most people are just running harmless scripts. I personally run an full-fledged autobuyer for restocking though. Like I'm gonna sit on my ass and refresh a page all day every day for digital shekels. Get the fuck outta here. I just wanna relive my childhood a bit and accomplish the neopets goals I was never able to accomplish all those years ago.
>>11235982
i dont use any bots still, at least
do you count scripts as cheating though? even simple ones that don't add an advantage, just prevent you from having to manually fill in forms (not including shop haggling, obviously, cause that adds an advantage)
>>11231797
>>11231808
i dont see why people are so against it, if sex wasn't such a taboo thing it wouldnt even be an issue, just sharing some pleasure with partners/friends
>>11239388
if it matters to anyone, the "Dailies script" that I made doesn't solve any puzzles for you or give an advantage, it only gives you access to the same submit buttons from the dailies you do already, but all on the same page instead of spread out
the form data that it currently fills out automatically are: checking a neopet into the neolodge, creating a food club bet, those are the only two, and it does them to save you time without solving a puzzle
if I made a module that solved puzzles automatically for you (like, for example, lunar temple or potato counter) I suppose I would add a "cheat-y mode" option because that's a case where it's taking data from the page that you would usually have to manually process, and automatically giving you the correct answer
does that sound fair to people?
>Get earth faerie quest
>go to someone's shop to get the item needed
>random event from illusen giving me money to buy the item
good
Just woke up, & luckily enough, Turmaculus is awake, too!!
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
>>11237492
Fuck you.
While heading to the fruit machne, jelly, and omelette for food :')
what does it mean???
>>11243144
>>11243163
is your bori playing VR
>>11243187
No, he wears his sunglasses at night so he can, so he can forget my name while he collects his claim ((of 9,549 np))
>>11243236
feed your bori
>>11243253
He's not hungry. I try not to overfeed them, I don't want to set a bad example for their feeding habits.
*Swallows daily diet pill with a chug from a 3 dollar bottle of wine*
>>11243253
oh. He's got the neoherps
rip gotta go get his t r e a t m e n t
>>11244466
anon please
>>11244490
he good now, anon
>>11244775
good job
16:10 Garet
ten
>>11245532
40:10 me
>>11243187
>>11243253
I'll admit, these posts made me laugh. Thanks, anons!
>>11245532
Better than 10:10, which, IIRC, he got yesterday.
>Page 10
>page 9
CHPS at 60
dead thread
>>11239488
post dailies script
>>11256655
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/23305-neopets-dailies
when you install it, the page it overwrites is www.neopets.com/dailies
>>11256665
nice
how do you use the foodclub better on it
>>11256684
copy the table html and paste it in the textbox
I only implemented it for default tables like garet uses, i never implemented neodaq's tables, unfortunately
>>11256693
fascinating
thanks
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
One daily not to forget is The Snowager. After all, that avatar is infamously rare for a reason, /npg/!! Do you have it yet?
>>11257547
Dangit, Clarence, you woke him up with your ridiculous & absurd sense of fashion!
(But yeah, this was a nice, lucky coincidence.)
>>11257547
>>11257570
>Clarence Chichester
>I went to uni at Chichester
what did they mean by this
>>11257581
Congrats, anon! (I have it, too, but too lazy to screenshot or switch to it, & I'm more interested in prizes from The Snowager anyway.)
>>11257788
Just a heads-up! Tarla will be here today!! She'll be showing up HERE when she does: http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
Her next interval starts at 7:10 PM NST. Right about now, really!
Checking the Neoboards, her main prize for today appears to be: A Snowball Slingshot.
https://items.jellyneo.net/item/7677/
http://www.neocodex.us/forum/itemdb/1500-snowball-slingshot
Not being worth more than 1K means that rather than try to show up during the 1st 3 minutes of her 15 minute visit -whenever it happens- & get the SS (Her main prize.), you should aim to get to her after the 1st 3 minutes.
You can only get 1 prize from her per day, after all!
So it may be better to chance your luck with one of her semi-random prizes!!
If you want a semi-random prize, I recommend refreshing for her between 20 & 24 minutes into the hour, & then doing so again around 10 to 14 minutes afterwards, since you're aiming to MISS the 1st 3 minutes of her visit.
That or keep an eye on the Help Neoboards!
As far as I know/understand things, Tarla will start her 15 minute visit at a random time between 10 & 45 minutes into the hour!!
Once she's done this interval (2nd of the day.) her next will start at 1:10 PM, today! Then the 4th & final one will start at 7:10 PM!
She never shows up at all during 12 AM, 6 AM, 12 PM, & 6 PM, NST!!
Good luck, /npg/!!
>>11257954
Whoops, didn't mean to reply to Christmas Bori anon with that post. My bad. (No offense.)
>>11257969
im dyign
help
bump
>>11260508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIKc7FyJkdA
>>11259438
>>11260508
There there. Hang in there, & it'll be alright!
Continuation of the comic posted here: >>11261444
So, who here reads the Neopian Times? The comics especially?
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Blasting time, /npg/!
>>11261444
>>11261460
not regularly but the comics are always nice
I forgot to bet, tell me Garet busted.
>>11268728
108:10
Wake up people!
Wake up, people; The Snowager is asleep!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>11269054
sad doggy
>>11272372
ur a sad doggy
I swear, this Chia is stalking me. Don't own a Skeith, either.
Wonder how things are at the last place I saw him: The Snowager's lair....
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Come to think of it, is this 2 days in a row he's visited me at 6 AM, NST?
Well then. I just noticed I slept through the start of the Neopian Day (Which was dumb because I want to visit Count Von Roo anyway.) & didn't notice what day it was.
SO....
HAPPY KYRII DAY, /NPG/!!!
Answer the Daily Puzzle with "Eleus Batrin" for 271 NP & a Kyrii Chocolate Dubloon, a Rarity 82 Candy Item last valued at:
2,000 NP by JN.
2,627 NP by NC.
& 2,000 NP by the 1st user shop NC currently lists as selling it!
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle
http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
Free training all day today for Kyriis level 40 & under, all day today, HERE: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses
Oh, & new colours & clothes are out, so I suppose I should get around to posting those!
JN posted those, but I'll wait until they appear in the news, since image sizes may be different & the news should have descriptions & the Kyrii with the full outfit on.
That and I'm also kinda stupidly lazy about this. Sorry....
Anyway, enjoy the day, /npg/!
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Turmaculus is awake, /npg/!!
>>11275058
im not
Finally level 80 with everything scaled. Time to power train to 250 so I can stop getting fucked up the ass by these codestone prices. I'll see you in 4 months, /npg/
Holy crap I finally hit the NC scarab again after like a decade.
>>11275879
Dang, congrats, anon!! What are you gonna buy with it? Some kind of Fortune Cookies? Maybe wait for a sale? I mean, there might be possibly one in mid-November or December with Neopets's Birthday & the Month of Celebrating/Christmas coming up.
>>11275565
Congrats to you, too, anon! I just have to do a bit more, & then I can have my battle pet graduate from MITS.
>>11275963
I mean, I never spent the original 150.
And there were those two other times they gave away 100nc. (or maybe three?)
Because I'm at 500 now. (so it'd have to have been three, or possibly just more nc than I recall those two times, because I know I've at least bought a cookie at one point)
I don't know if I'll use this even all that quickly!
We may all go to the Snowager's cold lair every day....
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
But what do you most look forward to about the return of the cold season, /npg/?
One thing that'll probably come back with the Month of Celebrating for example is the poor Snowager getting to enjoy a whole month of much-needed rest/hibernation.
>it's a 'tumblr throws a fit for seeing porn after having SFW mode turned off in their site settings' episode
every time
10 more of these things and I'll be done with HP training for a while, then it's onto attack
>>11279911
seems like they air this repeat every day, what is this, cartoon network?
Tally anon, here!!
So, the factions this week are The Sway, The Awakened, & The Brute Squad. And like I usually do, I went & got some numbers. So, here they are!
About 34 users have stated their intent to join The Sway.
About 7 users have stated their intent to join The Awakened.
About 62 users have stated their intent to join The Brute Squad.
Of course, all this assumes minimal crossposting & that my numbers are accurate.
Also, here's the predictions/odds, for this round:
http://www.neopets.com/~oxbridge786
Awakened last won 3 rounds ago, are claimed to have a 36% win rate & are predicted to have a 17% chance to win this round.
Brute Squad last won 9 rounds ago, are claimed to have a 30% win rate & are predicted to have a 44% chance to win this round.
The Sway last won 4 rounds ago, are claimed to have a 55% win rate, & are predicted to have a 39% chance to win this round.
Assuming I understand that page correctly anyway. I recommend you read the page for more details & likely a better understanding of things.
Either way, it seems like Brutes more clearly have the better numbers this round & are more due for a win this round.
Their Boons are lackluster, but given the circumstances, the heavy backing, I'd highly recommend joining The Brute Squad this round.
You may wish to choose to hold off until a bit before the skirmish starts, but now's a good time to pick a faction.
So yeah. Numbers are pretty close, & if you're really dead set AGAINST Brutes, Sway have okay numbers (About half the number of users by account & only a slightly lower predicted chance to win.) & good boons.
GUIDES HERE:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground
http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php
YOU HAVE LESS THAN 30 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES LEFT TO JOIN A FACTION, /NPG/!!!
JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/
DON'T FORGET IT, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!
Good luck all, /npg/!!!
>>11282814
i wish i wasnt too lazy to participate in the battles
>>11282814
Going with the brutes again
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
A little under an hour left to GET BLASTED by The Snowager!! Don't forget it or you'll regret it! (Or maybe not.)
splortch
Reminder to collect your Monthly Freebies, if you haven't done so already, /npg/!!
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/
And with that, good night for now, /npg/.
>>11288368
jelly pets are lewd
NEW THREAD
POST PETS
I've got a new addition, Ripdare, and I've got everyone a matching petpet
>tfw they might increase the pet limit soon
>ftw I can have even MORE pets
>>11290664
why do you have so many pets
>>11290668
because I can
>>11290664
So jealous of that jubjub dude. The execution is spot on. Only thing I might change is the mug to make it more of a traditional looking white coffee mug
>>11291518
No such mug exists as far as I know
but thanks :)
snot aishas
/r/ myncifarts copypasta
>>11293395
pls no
>trying to get a SuAP lend
>have to go to the friendly lending thread on the avatar board
>basically have to fellate this one user nonstop for days just to be considered worthy of his consideration
>have to suck up and play nice to everyone and pretend like I'm a member of the community
>*hugs and kisses* GoOd LuCk EvErYoNe!!!! ~*~*~~*~
I never thought I would stoop this low. Sending dick pics would have been so much easier.
I wish they would bring Invasion of Meridell back, that was my favorite game! That and Splat a Sloth and Techo Says. :'(
>>11294275
I just wish all the game-graveyard games counted toward the "Top Gamer" avatar. There aren't even 250 games left on the site anymore, and I'm so close at 225.
>>11294323
Is there a list of all the games on the site (including mirror games)? I need to work on the Top Gamer av too.
>>11293980
Damn, you still haven't gotten a lend? I told ya, get the Chia and ask on Charter! That's how/where I got my lend.
>>11294508
So I did that, and I got one guy who said he'd lend it if I put up 100m in collateral. I was going to do that but he said he was scared about all the recent freezings and is laying low.
So my strategy has been to go back to the lending thread and just suck that one guy's dick. So far that's working, and I'm setting up something with him right now as soon as he's done lending to this other person.
>Woke up just recently.
>Realize I wasn't awake for Turmaculus, who was awake last hour.
Ugh. What a stressful day. Come chill with the Snowager & me, /npg/?
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
So I asked you all to post your pets
and none of you have yet
sooo
>>11297376
Here are mine, it's kind of an old picture tho
>>11297564
You like mayo or something?
>>11297376
everyone's seen my bori a million tiiiiiiimesssssssssssssssssssssss
>>11297376
Here's the updatedâ„¢ version I guess, I'm trying to get the Petpet avatars so my Chomby will keep changing Petpets for a while
>>11297669
I do like mayo, but that's not the reason of why my pets have that in their names
Basically, my birthday is May 15th and since I speak spanish I put my birthday in their names when I made them (Mayo is May in spanish)
You can see who's the adopted one tho
>>11297732
love your bori doe, anon
>>11297376
sorry senpai was sleeping before nightshift
Seraph is going to be Maractite ((eventually))
and Mysia and Cinder are pirate buddies who get into dumb, roguish hijynx together. Just xformed Mysia to a Krawk a couple days ago.
>>11298006
Also, this is unrelated, but I have 3 million+ NP in my bank account for the first time!
It feels good
>>11298142
Here have a commissioned art since I don't have my group shot on my phone
Somehow, I nearly almost forgot.
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/
>>11294508
sorry for the late reply, but these are the ones I have. I'm sure some of these games are no longer playable aside from the graveyard cause my account is 11 years old, but the vast majority of them should be
>>11300046
>dat jelly blobs of doom score
Snowager blasted me.
Why don't you love me Snow-chan? :(
>>11303553
He loves you by giving a blasting, because during blastings is the only time you can get his avatar.
Also, less than 2 hours left to JOIN A FACTION!!
http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/
I recommend joining the Brute Squad this round if you want to win. They have better numbers & a better predicted win rate this round. Of course, if you don't like their boons, feel free to join The Sway; If you win, you get good boons. If you lose, you get a semi-random consolation prize item!
Still.... JOIN A FACTION NOW!!
JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/
DON'T FORGET IT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!
>>11303583
>Brute Squad this round if you want to win
(yeah like last time...)
>going for Edna avvie
>finally get a rainbow spell
>3 items
>above 60 rarity each
Is this it?
>lol no
Fuck you Edna!
I feel like I just need to give up finding these last two worms in Moltara ;.;
>>11297376
You've seen mine.
>>11304139
>mfw I just need the black worm
I gave up a long time ago tho
I don't know who this napdust person is but they've been drawing some pretty good lewds lately
>>11304139
>>11304429
It hurts seeing you so sad like this, anons. Have you checked the Neoboards to see if anyone else has similar issues?
Are you able/willing to ask the Editorial or send in a ticket to see if there's any problems that may be beyond your control?
How long have you been at this?
>>11304435
Cute! I quite like Christmas Zafaras. Although I'm unsure I like the colour about her vulva. Too "fleshy", you know? Also, could maybe stand to be fluffier.
(Hopefully no one minds the contrast of me trying to offer support & commenting on porn in the same post.)
If I fight a stronger opponent, or one like Chuckles on easy, medium, or he mad mode, will I be more likely to receive codestones from victories?
What are other ways I can obtain codestones?
>>11297376
this is why i didn't wanna i got too many dogs
but fine anon
sad frog is very convincing
i'm about to trade away one of them with a video game name for a uc
goodbye doggo
>>11305324
I MISSED ONE WOOPS identity thrown
idk why i even bothered i already posted my un before
>>11304435
oh heck I really like their art
>>11305399
hexe has been posting cute neo-related art too
can we get more fanart
>>11300944
nice bori
>>11304203
feed your uni
nice petpets
>>11305324
Which UC are you getting?
Also nice lupes - I like the variety
>>11305668
aw thanks friend!! i've been working on it for awhile, always loved them
a uc fae hog, gonna try to trade him up. i'm hoping to get my hands on a uc sponge lupe or uc dari gelert so i can be done with uc's foreeeeevs
granted half of mine were actually gifted to me by a friend who quit, i'm kinda sick of the whole trading shit. it makes neo super unenjoyable to me
>>11305699
>uc faerie moehog
my favourite pet
good luck with your lupe goals. I hate trading too.
>>11305699
Oh hey you're the guy with the lupe collection on /toy/
nice collection! super jelly bori never got any official toys
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowager is asleep, and....
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Turmaculus is awake!!
Good luck, /npg/!!!
Oh...
Oh no...
At least I got an avatar out of that. RIP
>>11307352
congrats u nerd
>>11307352
I hope you didn't feed it a Newbie Pack petpet.
neopets look really cute and fuckable
>>11305668
The Uni never gets fed because she's a retired lab rat and I'm still not really in love with her custom.
>>11307757
Oh gosh, you want to have sex with a Neopet, don't you? I mean, if you do, I'm not complaining. You wouldn't be the first....
But yes, Neopets are super cute, among other things, IMHO!
>>11309450
in my headcanon, usuls are all sluts
>>11309584
Well, given they're apparently sensitive/vain about their outwards appearance & spending lots of time &/or effort grooming isn't uncommon for Usuls.... Maybe they are sluts?
Or maybe they just wanna look pretty.
Speaking of, that's a pretty cute Usul! Who's the artist?
>>11309795
http://ayeun-art.tumblr.com/post/161153444563/
and this one is http://dakotazoid.tumblr.com
Ah damn, forgot to FC.
Now I have to wait 30 minutes for the next window...
>>11311358
Ended up winning big, yay
Are your pets buff, /npg/? How buff?
>>11317783
My pet could kick your pet's ass!
>>11305028
>he mad mode
I lol'd.
Difficulty mode doesn't seem to affect codestone drop rate very much; all it does is change which challenger-specific items you can get. Your best bet is to stick to challengers who have a small prize pool overall. People generally say Giant Spectral Mutant Walein is the best option once you're strong enough.
Battledome is currently the best place for codestones. You can get them from some dailies as well, but that's random and happens infrequently. Keyquest would also be a good source if it ever gets fixed.
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Less than 10 minutes of Snowager time left!! Also:
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/
LESS THAN AN HOUR AND 10 MINUTES LEFT TO CLAIM YOUR MONTHLY FREEBIES FOR AUGUST 2017!!!
DON'T MISS IT, /NPG/!!
>>11317783
not that buff right now but getting buffer
if I hadnt stopped cupcake training for 2 years or so he could've been HSD 5000+
>>11309833
nice
>>11317783
bretty buff
Out of all my pets, I think my Shoyru and Lutari are the more "normal" ones
Xweetok is kinda weird and the Poogle already showing side effects from the zapping
bumpa
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Forgot about Turmaculus, darnit,but oh well. Enjoy Snowager time, /npg/!!
>>11322556
blasted
>>11321391
my post on the neoboards got deleted but I didn't get a warning
>>11325882
What did you say?
>>11325971
I made a thread asking everyone what theme they used then I told them they have terrible taste
>>11325986
lmao
>yes, good, good goys
>buy my expensive red codestones
>what's that? pound cupcaking?
>oh no goy, that's much too dangerous. you know you can get frozen in an instant for that!
>just keep buying those codestones, good neogoy.
got a poison snowball from snowsnek.
Thoughts on the cobwebs and gloves? I think the cobwebs help blend the foreground tree with the background a lil bit. I'm 50/50 about the gloves.
also
is there a limit on daily winnings from Jubjub Blackjack?
I have a good 4am-6am window at work where I can do my dailies and play uninterrupted, and jubjub blackjack is seriously poking my slumbering gambling problems in the snoot
>>11327672
I like the cobwebs
they work well
>>11327672
not a huge fan of gloves on bori, their claws are too cute to cover up
>no NT this week
>holiday on monday so no news then
>>11327728
>>11328732
TNT clearly cannot function with Scrappy on vacation.
ayy
>>11329460
Fuka yu whare!
t. busted
>>11329494
My bets were pretty stupid today, too.
>>11329638
oh fuck neodaq is back?
>>11330087
Nope, just this partial clone of it.
http://neofoodclub.fr/
>>11324068
heres 100 k get yourself a nice room at the cockroach towers and a chili pizza or 100
>>11329460
how'd you bet anyway?
if it's a bad day for "safe" bets, is it a good idea to just choose a bunch of reasonable ways to get to a million and see if any of them hit?
>>11330471
see >>11329638
I just went with a mix of the highest-returning pirates. I normally blindly follow DAQtools' highest TER bets, so I'm used to 70%+ bust rates. DAQtools is, of course, still down, so I have to do it manually; most of yesterday's positive-return pirates had low odds, so of course most of my bets had low odds and high return.
>>11330536
sauce?
>>11334763
Sauce is /npg/
More specifically an artist who used to be here, dick-diddler/tinybeasts
>>11329075
Sorry, am at work. I work 86 hours over 7 days, and then get 7 days off. Pls let me go home to do my death practice, I'm v tired
thx anon, I like your gothic maid Ixi
Wordyanon, I want to recognize you the same way I did scriptanon. You keep us informed about things like the snowager and obelisk teams. Do you have a gallery or dream pet? Let me give you some of my precious jewgold.
>>11336404
He's too Canadian to accept that!
lol I didn't know Key Quest is still around
>>11336502
okay nvm lol
on another note, My only other coworker on overnight staff with me fell the fuck asleep. I want to go R E E E E E E E E E so he'll wake up for once and stop making me do his shit
but snitches get stitches
YESSSSSS!
KIKO POP AVVIE DONE!
FUCK YOU KIKO MUSIC HELLSPAWN!
>>11336404
Wordanon here. First off, I'm a pretty paranoid user.
Here are my pets. I think they're all conspiring to try & make themselves look normal this month; I just like to speculate on why they chose what foods they did.
Unlike last month >>11299901 where all of them, except for the mutant maybe, chose pretty odd foods.
I have a gallery, but it's old & casual, & I don't do much with it.
....Dream pet.... Hmmm. I'm not sure what I want to get. I'd probably have to make another pet for that. Might do something with a Royal Acara or Pastel Ixi or another Zafara.
If you want to help me out.... Well, I'm usually pretty irrationally paranoid about getting in trouble if I'm found out associating in the wrong places regarding Neopets.
So if you wanna contact me on Neopets, post your username here.
Things that would be nice for me to obtain right about now:
A. Tons of NP. I'm a little under a 3rd of the way to my goal of having enough NP to spin the Wheel of Extravagance every day using only my Daily Interest. Not to mention, I'd still want more to purchase at least 1 Moehog Skull.
B. A Strange Potion. Convenient for some customization stuff, because of "Royal-Trans" customization.
C. Going by what the default name to save them is & their image location urls, I have Secret Lab Map Pieces 2, 3, 4, 5 & 9. I'd love to get pieces 1, 6, 7 & 8. I'd mostly use it to unlock the Lab Ray Scientist as a Battledome Challenger, though, which would kinda make a Strange Potion redundant.
Alternatively, I kinda want to lose about 5 levels on my Battledome pet. If you have http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=showweapon&id=19976&idb=1 and are REALLY willing to risk losing them forever, I wouldn't object to you wanting to fight my BD pet.
>>11336431
Yes, I am Canadian.
Also, if you want to arrange giving me stuff -even though my paranoia & rigidness in not breaking any rules ever makes me a bit hesitant to accept it- I'd prefer that us meeting seems authentic.
>>11336869
(Stupid maximum comment length.)
By "authentic" I mean that if you REALLY want to give me something -even though it's not necessary & my paranoia makes me a bit hesitant about it- then I'd rather there be some apparance of communication between on us on Neopets first.
When we meet, there shouldn't be any suggestions it originated from anywhere outside of Neopets.com
That's kinda pretty much how paranoid I am.
So I'd probably Neomail you after I know your username, & then we'd work from there, I guess.
If you want.
Alternatively, if you're good at art or the like, that's nice, too, but not necessary.
(I wonder what ever happened to Elise.)
Also, I suppose one last thing about me is that I train old school. No birthday cupcakes except for a pet on their own birthday.
I have a love-hate relationship with super bonuses.
And if you're wondering which pet is my Battle pet.... See that Pastel Xweetok? She is.
>>11337002
no worries, your secret's safe with me
>>11337002
Oh man, hopefully you caught that before the archive sites.
>>11337064
One can only hope, but if not, then maybe people will just not check or will choose not to go around spreading my username against my paranoid wishes.
Hopefully....
>>11337074
You're too nice to do that to.
And I don't think anyone here would do that.
I mean, people shared a bunch for that give-away the other day right?
No bad there.
(although I stayed out because also paranoid)
I have to ask - what are you guys paranoid about?
I've been on npg for a few YEARS now, and I've always posted my username, and nothing bad has ever happened.
I've never been frozen or hacked, and there used to be a time where npg posters would include their usernames in all posts
>>11337109
I'd just rather not have my name be found on sites TNT doesn't approve of, much less have communications between me & a user on Neopets appearing to be as a result of outside sites.
I'm fine with using outside sites & Neopets, but TNT is known for frowning on leading users offsite for example.
So I just try to err WAY on the side of caution.
fuck captchas
>>11334763
>>11336113
RIP
>The Faerie Crossword is down so we can make some changes. It should be back soon!
What's coming npg? New clues/answers? New prizes? A new format entirely?
Will my autosolver script still work?
Or does this happen a lot and I've just missed it in the past?
Hey guys, is there some website where I can easily browse backgrounds and other customization items? I want to customize my neopets, but I don't know what's out there.
>>11338995
dress to impress is exactly what you want
>>11339030
wtf, why do they not just have every NC item they've ever made for sale? Why does the NC Mall only have a fraction of the items that were made?? WTF???
>>11339108
time limited bullshit lol
If you want some of the old NC stuff you gotta trade for it or buy it from a 3rd party site
that's what I did because fuck trading
>>11339140
And TNT wonders why they're not making any money. Jesus fucking christ, how retarded can they possibly be? Don't they realize they'd make so much more money if they just had everything for sale?
>>11338995
dress to impress combined with
neopets.com/~adie
>>11339151
but then how will I show off how cool I am if everyone can have the same customisation options???
they should just release everything and make UCs a toggleable option, I'd love to see the cancer that is the pound chat killed off in one fell swoop
Fuck overfeeders, those mentally damaged psychotic bored housewives.
Anyone got a NQII autotrainer that actually still works? Don't worry, I don't care about getting trophies, just the avatars.
>>11336902
>>11337002
I was drunk and fell asleep immediately after posting that but I stand by it. You do a lot for this general. Neomail Milky_914 and we can chitchat a bit and then I'll send something your way.
>>11337109
I have been saying this the whole time. There is literally no danger in posting your username here. I've posted my username and pets here a thousand times and I'm sure I'd be able to recognize half of everyone's pets. But, whatever.
>>11340691
I dislike any hinting that us meeting originates from anywhere but on-site, so I sent you a Neomail, but with a bit of a story in it. Prefer an "authentic"-seeming introduction. Hope you don't mind.
CRUD
I had the wrong time in mind & am super late to Turmaculus!!
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Turmaculus is awake, /npg/!! But only until 11 AM NST! Less than 15 minutes left!
pet fed only on cupcakes: every day I grow stronger
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowager time!
>>11344501
>moans then goes back to sleep
>>11339151
i wish they would at LEAST do re-releases, there are some really simple and cool things that should be back in the pool but ill probably never be able to get them anymore
>>11340956
wouldn't expect any less from wordy anon :)
>>11345495
and yet again TNT chooses to fill the coffers of the black markets instead of enjoying that money for themselves, which they desperately need so they can stay afloat.
Maybe, just (JUST) maybe, our new Chinese lizardmen Overlords will Make Neopets Great Again
>You do not have any winning bets!
REEEEEEEE
>>11345495
They usually do seasonal re-releases. I'm looking forward to the Autumn/Halloween caps myself.
First time laying bets down for Food club, we'll see how it goes :)
>>11346485
good luck anon!
bump[
>>11347929
>4 positives today
>bust
Garet pls
dont cry
>>11350624
What did he mean by this
>>11350796
>>11350624
>>11350900
>>11350796
Maybe that if you cry, your tears will get stuck to your face when you go to visit the Snowager's lair & get blasted?
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>5 unwanted levels in a row.
Goddamnit Count Von Roo.
http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml
Hey, maybe I can give you guys some of my "good" luck.
Good night
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>>11350923
kek
It's about time
>>11355624
Congrats anon, I thought I'd never get that one. Ironically enough, the random avatars I never thought I'd have a problem eventually getting are the ones I still don't have after a year of daily playing.
Random avatars I still need:
>Aisha Scalawag (never ever)
>Forgotten Shore (really thought I'd have this one by now)
>Island Mystic (thought I'd have this one too)
>Kiko Pop! (NEVER EVER)
>Neomail Addict (haven't really sat there and refreshed yet, but it's gonna be a bitch)
>Neopian Lottery (Only just started buying 20 tickets a day so we'll see)
>Skeith - King Hagan (Really thought I'd get this one before the Grumpy King ones)
>Sloth! (Any tips for this one? Dice-a-Roo for random events maybe?)
Wheel of Excitement (Really thought I'd have this one too, my god this one sucks dick)
Up!
Wake up
>>11357420
no
I want a wraith to sit on my face
I have a Battledome question: Is a Ghostkerbomb the strongest weapon I can buy?
>>11359743
probably not the MOST powerful but it's very strong and easily accessible if you have the money since it's a HT item, not a retired pirate cove thing like super attack peas
>>11359796
Is it the strongest buyable HT item? I'm thinking of adding it to my BD set but I want to make sure before I drop the cash!
>>11359878
For a single use item i think it is, since it does a maximum of 30 icons. The anagram swords do 16-24
if you want to fight high health enemies it's more important to have better sustained damage but if you can end the fight quickly in the two turns lens flare and your freezer will give you then one-time items like bombs are good
>>11359970
Whoa, is it 1 time use (like a battle muffin) or once per battle? I dont want to pay then have the dang thing disappear!
And wow, I didn't realize that it was quite a bit stronger than the anagram swords. I thought they were about the same.
>>11360132
It's once per battle, don't worry!
>>11360132
One use per battle.
I really want to kiss an alien aisha
>>11360868
Might be a bit awkward, you know? I mean, Alien Aishas supposedly have different senses of taste, hence why they brought Gross Foods to Neopia; They enjoy that stuff!
So an Alien Aisha's breath might be awful! They might not like your lips that much either. No offense.
Anyway, for someone with icy cool breath, Snowager's asleep. Maybe he'll open up & give you a blasting!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>11361434
Best prize from the snow snake in a while. Tanks snow snek.
>>11361434
I bet alien aishas would love the taste of my lips
>>11361487
grats, i got blasted
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Forgot to inform you guys of Turmaculus awake at 3 PM, NST!! Dangit! So sorry, /npg/!
remember you will never hug your pets
>>11364036
Borianon gets to
>>11364036
Hey Bori Anon, if your custom plush ever rips/loses a part, will the person who made it fix it for you? (I hope nothing bad ever happens to it of course!)
>>11364217
jelly, Borianon!!
Oh!!! I won 8k my first time playing food club!
I placed two 1k bets! I'm definitely gonna do this on the reg
maybe I should commission a Lazerus-chan of my own...
>>11364420
mmmm I'd imagine I would be able to arrange something with them if he ever got damaged, I'm very careful with all my plushies though so hopefully it never comes to that
>>11364427
food club is great and it only gets better as your account ages too!
Damn I have 60 Maraquan Charger Plushies. Toy drive when???
i'm so sick of trading i wish i could just buy the uc i want without the fear of getting frozen
>>11367080
I want to get fucked by that Gelert.
>>11368288
same
Good god I dumped like 200k on stamps so far.
Decided to fill in the "cheap ones" so that randoms give the expensive ones.
>>11370338
good luck anon, i hope you get an album done!!
i went through phases of buying out stamps and neodeck stuff and regretted it bc i know i'll never get any big game additions
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
So, what do you visit The Snowager for, /npg/?
Wow first try.
Scriptanon, if you're taking suggestions or want to add to your script, can I put a request in for bank interest?
ten
>The Sway Wins
I'm never getting that damned brute squad avatar
>>11375281
I don't know why but it really bothers me that the soles of that costume are getting dirt and shit all over them, I just imagine them tramping through the house and getting dirt everywhere fuck ahhhhh
>>11375703
If you pick them every round, statistically speaking you will get it eventually.
>>11375709
It probably has outdoor soles plus toy can brush them after bringing them inside to clean them up
>looking around there are TWO separate Ogrin suits
>one Ruki
>one Bori
>one Lutari
>one Lupe
>one Zafara (head only I think)
>two Ixi
>no Gelerts, Usuls, Kacheeks, Xweetoks, Acara, Aisha or Cybunny
of all the pets to have more than one fursuit be made of them, Ogrin? They're not what I would assume is a common 'furry' favorite.
Someone over in the fursuit threads wants a Bori but isn't settled on a color yet.
I would love to see someone make a Brynn or Xandra cosplay
fuck furries
>>11377333
I for one appreciate neopets art even if it's a costume or lewds
just snagged this poor thing, would you guys say she's a nice find from the pound?
her mood is pretty crappy and she's beaten up, and when i got her she was starving. someone was abusing the fuck out of her.
>>11377754
glowing is pretty nice
she might be a pet dropped in there by some of the people who adopt random basic pets from the pound and zap them into more desireable colors or species and then drop them back in
>>11360868
>>11375703
Hell yeah I picked Sway!
>>11377754
>someone was abusing the fuck out of her.
ow. my heart
>>11376205
reinfoxy is making a darigan gelert
and I' actually working on a faerie xwee suit rn
so.. soon!
>>11379580
ooooooooh
I'd love to see progress pics of it when or if you feel comfortable
I kinda hope the anon who wants a Bori suit posts theirs too
>>11379635
i dont have any progress of mine itself since i've remade parts of the head like 5 times now, but here's kei's gelert so-far!!
>>11379681
I'm glad people are keeping neopet designs alive outside of the game
>>11375703
Woo, I never trust the brutes!
can someone explain food clubs to me in a very simple and quick way, i just dont understand the voting process
i've gone to ~Boochi_Target but really all that info and numbers means nothing when i just don't get it.
from what i understand, they check off the dudes they vote and put in their max amount/odds whatever and that's all there is to it for my half? i just don't understand how they choose their votes- is it just based on patterns kind of like a stock market(not neo's i guess cause its random)?
>>11380222
Okay so, this pic?
That's the current round's odds.
See all the green names?
Those are the most likely to win. (2:1s)
And next to their names are the actual percentages they'll win at the start of a new day. (things change like halfway through, that's why some numbers are bolded now)
So in the first bracket, Tailhook is pretty safe but we'll probably spend a bet on one or both of the upsets (not the red one because it's SO unlikely).
And some contestants are safer than they appear. Like in the last bracket we have Gooblah who is top-dog in almost every match. It wouldn't be unheard of for someone to fully bet him all 10 bets. (today is dangerous for him, but he lost yesterday so...)
Anyway, if you want to make profit you have to sometimes be risky.
If you just make 10 really safe bets where you bet on two or three of the 2:1s each time, you're not going to make any money.
Say you bet on three 2:1s, that's 8:1 total and you'll get money back like that. (so you put out 1000np for it, you get back 8000np)
If you did that for each bet of your ten bets, and it's the only one to win, you'll get 8:10. (so you put in 10,000np, but only got back 8000)
Following someone who knows how to stack those bets so they overlap and then win you maybe 16:10 or 20:10 is important.
Any questions I didn't answer?
(seriously)
>>11380425
that actually clears it up really nicely, thank you anon!
beautiful pic of Sophie from Kisbys on FA
>>11375703
>>11378253
>>11380132
I don't blame you. Sway had good numbers & boons, & a good win rate this round, even with Brutes having similar stuff.
Could just be RNG making them win over superior numbers, or maybe Sway users who did more fights.
That said, while I would've been happier if Brutes won -so that people could finally have the avatar & stop backing them- I'm fine with a consolation item prize; I already have their Avatar, & don't use any of their boons.
>>11376205
The variety of good pet species suits that haven't been made disappoints me. & I'm not even that interested in suits.
>>11378209
Cute!
>>11381991
Nice!
Also: This is post #297. We'll need a new general soon.
Oh, & under 5 minutes of Snowager time left. Sorry about the lateness!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>11381991
this is gorgeous, oof
>>11380469
See, today I /BUSTED/ because there were quite a few upsets.
But if I had pushed for them initially I would have came out way ahead in profit.
It was Stripey, Dan, Buck, Crossblades, and Fran.
Only TWO 2:1s won, so lots of people lost if they didn't play it safe. (or went risky)
People who trusted Buck enough to 10-bet him probably came out fine.
When the odds shifted out of Dan's favor that probably screwed over people who decided to also make bets with Fairfax.
Anyone trying to 50/50 with Bonnie or Lucky got completely screwed over.
And having full faith in Goob was a bad idea.
So just playing the first three arenas would probably have been best for most people.
Then having "side-bets" that included Hidden and Harpoon risks.
Someone who would have bet on single upsets in the first three, as it happened, will have come out with 24:10.
>>11383991
i keep considering getting into those food bet things to make more np, does it make a significant amount compared to things like the stock market? im not sure how much people win from those