/roommates/ - Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape Discuss

>>11229263
Hmpfh, acceptable.

OP is always a faggot.

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>>11229364
embed THIS
*unzips dick*

>>11229364
I'm not gonna kill the thread twice...That's entirely too much autism-based thread deaths.

>>11229263
What character would you like to see get way more development?
I wanted more Chiclet

>>11229528
Goose, Chichi, or Mango. I really liked them but they didn't really get much to them.

>>11229528
more of all the chickens really.

>>11228560
That's literally what happened with the /5N@F/ Discord.
A Discord is only acceptable if people can actually keep it separate. Whatever goes on outside the thread should stay outside the thread.

But autists never understand that and everything always goes to shit anyways.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WRITEFAGS

>>11229586
I burnt myself out, so I'm taking a break. I don't even have enough in me to thirstpost.

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Oh no, Freddy worked out too much. He asks you something but you don't understand what he wants.
"Tu me rends fou. Veux-tu essayer l’amour en levrette?"
What do you do?

>>11229586
right here ;)

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>>11229634
>>11229620
>commenting without including new smut links
Get the fuck out of my office.

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>>11229667
Sorry, m8. A writefag is only as valuable as the thirst he can manifest.

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Mangle as a naga

>>11230033
>Mangle has cloaka
This is fine.

>>11230053
>Mangle poops on your dick.
Worse than the Half Life 3 leak.

>>11229586
Living lives outside of writing smut.
On that note. POST SMUT

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>>11230574
Could be worse. She could have a penis.

>>11229263
go update Boxdog Weaver

>>11230670
I have no interest in that.

Aaaaand R.I.P. Thread. It was fun.

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I need pictures! Pictures of Goose!

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>>11231080

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>>11231080
There... really isn't much of her.

Which chika would you freaka, anon?

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>>11231080

>>11231453
A nu Cheeky breeki iv damke

>>11231453
The correct answer is all of them

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>>11231453
I have a weakness for tall girls.

>>11229882

Oh no! They're going to fuck her with their weird human dicks!

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>Bed is big enough
>Bunnies opt to cuddle ap against Mike nonetheless
What really happened that night?

>>11231919
If I were in a drawing mood I'd draw the cast as STALKERs.

Mike, Peanut, Goose, Faz, Beanie: Loner
Freddy, April, Mango, Bonworth, Chichi, Rackham: Duty
Frederick, Bonbon, Foxglove, Chiclet, Cheeky: Freedom
Nisha, Kilroy: Bandits
Humanimatronics: Monolith
Marion: Trader
Bonnibel: Terrified hippy pacifist who ended up the Freedom mascot of sorts
Haddock: Earnest Loner newbie who barely survived a headshot with severely decreased mental faculties. Stays under Faz' heavily scarred, held-together-by-his-Exoskeleton wing.

>>11232415
>Mike actually got with all the girls over the course of the story, but it's hidden in subtext.

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>>11232053
Also for razormouth.

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>>11232450

>>11232435
>implying they're not all squatting around half-empty vodka bottles across the apartment complex
>wearing stained adidas track-suits and gambling for cheap cigarretes while listening to polka

>>11232415
>>11232450
someone post the shadowbon fapfic

i consider that one canon

>>11232643
Well, the quote you posted is from S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and I love S.T.A.L.K.E.R., so I wrote them up as STALKERs.

>>11232820
Imagine S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is Chili Con Carne,
and Roommates is choclate.
Both are great on their own, but if you throw them in one pot and mix them together, the result isn't something you'd want to consume, if you can avoid it.

Roommates is comfy, waifu-rich, slice-of-life, not action focused. It feels wrong and out of character to put the cast into a russian FPS setting. Just like putting chocolate into chili.

>>11232949
I have no idea what any of that is but you've just given me the mental image of 'Roommates 6: Siege'

>>11232949
how about Katawa Shoujo?

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>>11232949
>it's a food analogy episode

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>>11232949
>not putting chocolate in chili
My dude, have you never had Mole?

And S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is super comfy. You come back from your raid, sell your loot, and sit down around the campfire with your bros. Toast a bit of bread. Grill a sausage. One of your buddies starts picking out a song on his guitar. Another one cracks a joke. The night is dark and full of terrors, but here around the campfire, it is warm and friendly.

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Just finished reading after starting days ago.

I liked Chiclet at first but then she was kinda pushed to the side.
Cheeky was my new favorite.
The switch from the wrecks to the standards felt like the lowest point to me.
Goose was introduced far too late in the story.
I did for a split second think peanut was behind it all as some weird twist.
I'm amazed Mike never got his dick wet.
I thought there was gonna be an arc about helping Bonnibel getting over her hangups.
Wanted her and Chiclet to be a large part of the story. Felt like Mike should have stayed with the misfits a bit longer than he did.

>>11233519
I think you're missing the solution here Anon.
Just accept Foxglove as Best Girl/Boy.
Solves all your problems.

>>11233519
Everybody gets hung up on Chiclet at first because she's pretty much introduced to you as "Best Girl" the moment the story starts.

>>11233557
Sorry, I prefer mango flavor.

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>>11233575
I think something's wrong with your taste buds anon.

>>11233570
It just felt weird because it seemed like her and Mike got real close. I figured even if he moved, she would still be a major character because he would turn to her for help. But she is never seen again because of April.

>>11233597
I only like (her) when (she) gets flustered.

>>11233602
I feel like Weaver and Poke invested in her too much. The goal was probably to have the Misfits be the main setting of the story, and thusly Chiclet be Main Waifu, but they sorta branched off afterwards.

I feel like everyone who went into Roommates expecting a fapfic might have missed the fucking point

>>11233627
Mike always considered the misfits his home and yet he spent what felt like twice as long with the wrecks. It was just weird.

>>11233650
Roommates has a lot of just cringey moments in general. It's just cringe. XD

>>11233628
I feel like you're missreading the conversation pretty hard Anon.

>>11233614
(((her))) (((she)))

>>11233692
Ok.

>>11233692
>The whole fic was Cringe
>>XD
Apply yourself Anon. I'm not even sure if this is bait anymore.

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>>11233557
Anon, please. Foxglove doesn't need any help forcing themself onto others.

Is Mike a featherfag? Why do the birds always go after him?

>>11233852
Chicas sole purpose in life is to be waifus
the bonnies are all bigger sluts though

>>11233852
Everyone goes after Mike, the chickens are just the most brazen about it. Well, except Goose, but that;s only because she just got 1 and a half paragraphs in the entirety of Roommates.

>>11233873
Chicas=Waifus
Bonnies=Sluts
Foxys=??
Freddys=??

>>11233897
Foxys=Pets
Freddys=Daddies

>>11233897
How are the Bonnies any more sluts than the Chicas? Cheeky is like the alpha slut in the story, openly asking to fuck several times

>>11233892
>Goose could have been introduced a lot sooner
>is blind and could have been incredibly interesting exploring that disability
>lol nah she sleeps a lot

>>11234010
Canon virgin
Meanwhile Bonnible takes dicks on the regular

>>11234010
Yeah but did she drug Mike, do some questionable stuff while he was asleep, and then sell pics of his ass online?

>>11233979
Mangles=Mommies

at last i truly see

>>11234025
>Meanwhile Bonnible takes dicks on the regular
what kind of pesticide have you been huffing?

>>11234070
just a prank bro

>>11234029
>asks why someone thinks the rabbits are more slutty than the birds
>"YES, HOWEVER THIS FOX DID THIS AND THAT AND I DON'T LIKE THEM

Did you even read my comment? Go be an attentionwhore somewhere else.

>>11234169
Calm your tits dude, I'm a different Anon from the first one you were replying too.

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>>11234149
try to make it funny next time, otherwise it's literally pic related

>>11234208
Which part of my comment made you think I'm not calm, are you just typing random words?

>>11232415

There's atleast three different versions I've read, all pretty cool.

>>11234257
''''Paraphrasing'''' me in caps
Along with calling me an attentionwhore immediately
The "Or are you just typing random words" doesn't help either.

>>11234362
I was quoting you in caps because that's how your comment looks like: A retard that's completely disassociated from reality, shouting stuff that has nothing to do with my comment with a "LUL SO RANDOM" attitude.

The only reason why someone would to this is either because they're attentionwhoring or they are a literal retard, and since you somehow managed to get a computer running, I assumed the first. Sorry if I assumed wrong, didn't want to hurt your precious feelings.

>>11234516
>How am I not calm??
>Posts this
Isn't it past your bedtime kiddo?

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>>11234560
>Has no arguments left
>"Y-You're just angry!"

Anything else you want to add?

>>11233165
>chilli chocolate
Finally another man of taste! Tell me you like your coffee black with just a little cream, too!

>>11234646
I'm just answering the question (You) asked Anon.
You're the one starting a big thing over it.

>everyone's in the fucking Zootopia thread
Fuck this night

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>>11234762
What big thing? I do lot's of little things. I bump the thread, I call out morons on their retarded shit, cash in on all those (You)s and all that while being right and having a great kek. Good times.

>>11234876
I want to fuck the rabbit.

>>11234986
>What big thing? I do lot's of little things. I bump the thread, I call out morons on their retarded shit, cash in on all those (You)s and all that while being right and having a great kek. Good times.
Uh uh. Sure Anon.

God, I just want to kiss Cheeky's neck while fondling her breasts while I fuck her from behind and telling her I love her.

>Have chickens in my backyard
>Writan erotic scene with Goose
>Go outside
>Grab a chicken
>Proceed to smell chicken to get an idea on how to describe the encounter
>Chicken smells pretty much like nothing
>Go back inside disappointed and contemplate what I have become

I feel dirty.

>>11235707
You weren't sniffing the correct part of the chicken.

>>11235707
Anon you literal Chicken sniffer

>>11235707

I imagine, being blind, Goose would have a very unique smell. Like, some sort of shampoo or perfume that smelled like a specific flower.

Or maybe she's like Cheeky and has a bunch of a different perfumes, so she can "scent mark" certain sets of clothing, or maybe certain categories of clothing? Like, something that smells like flowers for normal clothing, something fruity for sexy clothing?

I don't know, I'm not blind and all my clothing is jeans and t-shirts.

>>11235939
And what do your jeans and t-shirts smell like? No, really. Get up and take a whiff. Post results.

>>11235969

The dirty one smell a tiny bit like my BO, though it's not like horrible terrible "I haven't showered in two days and I just spent today working at the forge" type deal.

And the clean ones, well, it's not like they smell like nothing at all, but I can't describe the scent without just saying "They smell like fresh cleaned fabric."

This shit don't matter, post more best chicken.

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>>11235707
>>11235730
>>11235825
>>11235969
>>11236023

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>>11236023

>>11236094

I said best chicken.

Last thread we went 100+ posts beyond bump limit, now we're dying before even reaching 100. Ironic, isn't it? Is it because it's weekend?

>>11237018
Or Because it's off hours.

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>>11234053

>>11237363
someone, anyone. please, write about this scenario

>>11237363
>>11237571
Can someone please explain to me what's with Bonworth's outfit? Is he supposed to be a pimp?

>>11237363
>Bonworth and Mike do their Siegfried and Roy roleplay
>With Mike as the tiger
>Bonworth stumbles
>Mike goes out of control, attacks Bonworth relentlessly
>Henceforth this incident was referred to as the Succ of '87

>>11237617
its like the clothing from a slaveholder or the stereotype off it I think

>>11237652
https://grizzlybomb.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/colorado.jpg
closest thing I could think off

>feel bad because this thread moves so slow
>look at what the old zootopia thread is doing
I'll never go back
I rather I be the last poster here than join that circlejerk hell

>>11237749
You are not alone. Let's create our own circlejerk, with blackjack and hookers!

>>11237749
Slow is comfortable

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>>11238063

>>11238130
fem mike is best mike

>>11237749
>Guys I just went to another thread and they're SOOO much worse, not like us, we're SOOOO much better, we're great uhnnnnh I love being here uhnnnnh so great
not a circlejerk like they are we're soooo good mmmmmmhh

>>11238234
Would you mind elaborating on that post, I'm getting mixed messages over here.

>>11238280
sure just let me get a firm hold of your dick first

>>11238284
You need to write me an erotic fic of Nisha getting tenderly loved by Mike, 4k words minimum with an overarching storyline where she redeems herself in the eyes of the rest of the apartment complex in order to gain that privilege.

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>>11238448

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>>11238840

>>11238317
Dammit, no.
No, don't do this to me.
I'm already doing what I can to refocus on Birthday, -and- rereading the original story to fill out a timeline and reference sheet to make sure I don't fuck up writing Slip in at least something of a logical progression.
Dammit, I don't need to be thinking about Nisha getting visits in prison from Mr. Fazbear, April and Mike, each taking the time to talk to her and eventually coming to the conclusion she was just as much a victim and puppet of Jeremy as the rest, then Freddy and April using their influence to negotiate a lighter sentence for her, basically amounting to house arrest; the others being cold and distant, or even directly hostile, at first, but eventually warming to her as time goes on; and her hero-worship for Mike eventually reaching the point of awkward advances and trying to catch his attention, until one night in the middle of an emotional outburst she just blurts out her feelings for him...
Dammit, no, bad, put the notebook down.

>>11239603
You know you wanna... give in...

:3

>>11239806
(That's it, Harry, let Winter in...)

Talk to me again after I at least finish this part of Birthday, or get the next part of Slip done

>>11238448

I know we are in a thread on /trash/ talking about the specifics of animal people, but man people have no idea how prosthetics work.

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>>11240173
Agreed. A shame, really; even the basic, 'cost effective' models are pretty impressive in design, and worth the respect of proper study.

>>11240359

My dad is missing a leg and he has had so many new legs over the years. It is amazing how far we have come just from the 90s.

>Mike is walking down the street on a snowy day.
>He cross the street as a car is driving to fast.
>Tries to brake but the ice on the street cause it to go out of control.
>Mike sees the car and then nothing.
>When he wakes in the hospital he is told he has been kept into a coma for a week.
>Complains that his right foot itches a lot.
>The nurse tries to distract Mike.
>Mike doesn't listen and sees that his right leg just above the knee is gone.
>The nurses fail to calm down Mike.
>Cheeky comes in, grabs his shoulders and let him cry into her shoulder.
>Once Mike is out of the hospital Bonworth his teaching Mike tricks how to adapt to his 'new' leg.

>>11240651
>Haddock and Rakham are happy
>there's a new pirate in town

>>11240828

>Haddock is actually one of the most supportive towards Mike
>Takes Mike aside and says "A pirate don't get to choose what happens to him, only how he handles the seas after"

>>11240651
Can we have a fic about Mike loosing both arms and legs and all the characters take care of this precious hairless stump.
He'll finally can accomplish his dream of RPing the Balloon Boy. And the balloon will be so full of helium that Mike will actually float and people can push him around the apartments, using his dick as a handle. He'll learn to ejaculate with just his willpower, to create some inertia, until mango put a fan on him for maneuvering or smthng.

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>>11240877

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>>11238063
had to do it

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TIME TO ROLL

>>11240970
Rolling

>>11240970
rollllllllllllllllllllll

>>11240970
Rock and Roll, I guess.

>>11240970
You should save these sorts of things until we're further towards the end of the thread. It just fills the thread with a bunch of "Roll XD" posts and that's pretty shit.

>>11240995
Lucky fuck

>>11240970
Daddy needs a new pair of cuddly tits

>>11241271
FUCK

>>11241271
>71
>Rackham
R.I.P. Anon

>>11240970
Rollan

>>11241536
you stole my roll

>>11240970
Please just give me a female

>>11241547
lol

>>11241547
You get the cabin boy, bucko.

>>11240970
All in on blue rabbits?

>>11240970
roll

>>11241800
You poor fuck

What is this retarded fucking thread and story
How are we not past FNaF
How are you losers not over weaver yet?
This artwork is literally garbage and this"style" only extends to lazy/lewd/worried eyes and colored outlines.

Ya'll motherfuckers need Talos.

>>11240970
Fuck it. I'll write a "What if mike were X" story after I'm done with Faz.

>>11241845
This shit is just discount furry katawa shoujo, but even worse.

>>11241845
>>11241857
>goes on /trash/
>tries to take the high ground on taste
Autism takes many forms.

>>11241851
I'm writing two bears in a row. This is a reroll.

>>11241845
>Soiling Talos' good name
Bitch gtfo
>>11241857
>Replying to yourself

>>11241873
It's just the same weaversperg as usual.

>>11241901
I thought the guy left. I haven't seen in in a few threads

>>11241907
He popped into the zoophilia threads for a while to spam dox of the pastebin guy

>>11241873
No you turbonigger I'm genuinely questioning.
I not taking the high ground, I'm just pointing out fukken fact.

Besides, /trash/ is just the off topic, but didn't get deleted board, not implying quality of the thread, just really questioning why you're all still coddling weavers dick
And actually honestly interested, in a maximum over-autismal FNaF fanfic

Did you all fucking devolve?
Did you go back to middle school and start reading fanfics and raving about FNaF again?

How fucking old are you?

>>11241907
Nah, like the zootopia threads and /5n@f/, he embeds himself deep and can stay around for years, trying to make these places rot from outside and within. He's not referred to as "the sperg" for nothing.

>>11241919
Uhh no, not even the same person, I don't go into ztg threads

I came into this one because this thread is 15 fucking steps back down the stupid scale into tard-dom

>>11241956
I heard rumors he started following weaver way back in the mlp days. Where did this guy come from? And was that story about his stalking weaver's friends IRL bullshit or true?

>>11241926
>"I'm not the sperg"
>proceeds to be bring weaver up again

>>11242000
>stalking weaver's friends IRL
More like anyone he interacts with in whatever fandom he's in. Whether that's his "friend" isup to you. But yes, he goes after them. Anyone who Weaver does collabs or even art tennis with is fair game in his eyes.

>>11242023
True though
And I'm not the only one who doesn't care for the talentless hack
But that isn't the main focus of my confusion here

I'm far more worried that you'd spend your days in what is essentially a glorified FnAF rp thread, it's going backwards on the "let's all not be retarded" meter

>>11242000
-hes been around forever
-hes pretty much unhinged, floating on autism bucks
-he spends all day digging for info about people in the fandom weaver's in, looking for conversations to leak, or just plain shitposting
-he's sent death threats and dox to people he finds stuff on, and to their family
-he admits he actually enjoys weaver's work and says that he does all this stuff for fun and because he knows weaver will just keep making stuff anyway

>>11242061
Soubds more like youre just begging for attention. If the threads as bad as you say it's be all too easy to just ignore. You sure you're not driven by a weaver hateboner?

>>11242091
>-he's sent death threats and dox to people he finds stuff on, and to their family
Why the fuck would he do that?

>>11242111
Your shit thread hasn't been on page 1 very often, haven't had to even look at it.
I'm driven by this ass-backwards FNaF fandom that wont just fucking die already.

weaver is just something extra to bitch about here, it could be any other artist and this shit would be just as retarded, just with better artwork accompanying it.

>>11242091
Has anyone ever tried to get the police involved?
Surely this level of harassment is illegal.

>>11242128

Some people are just irredeemable.

>>11242128
Because
>he does all this stuff for fun
He doesn't give a shit, this is his way of getting off
>>11242154
Yup. He's sent emails to people with their names, numbers, addresses and photos explaining that he was going to kill them. Police couldn't do shit without a name or an ID. What are they supposed to do about "I got a random email from someone from 4chan saying he's going to kill me"? Send a police unit to /vg/ and stake the place out? Hearing about the sperg and seeing him do what he does really opened my eyes to how fucked up internet harassment can be.

>>11242111
To be fair to him, this general only exists because it was too autistic for the actual FNAF general on /vg/. It's pretty bad from an objective standpoint.

Hey guys what if we stop giving him (You)s

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maybe we should chill out and watch the most sexy chicken

>>11242142
So you've gone out of your way to lurk a thread you hate, for a topic you have no interest in?
>>11242225
The topic was fine on /vg/. The story had a full run there before without issue. The original thread was made by the same autist that haunted ztg and the fnaf thread until that point. Poem is being generated so the thread serves that purpose

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>>11242265

>>11242265
>>11242286
Could you pause it with the image spam?

Yeah it's the sperg. Stop replying, you fucks

>>11242297
>only person posting on topic
>spam

>>11240970
Wish /trash/ had a roll function so I could make several rolls to get a group of "roomies" without needing to making several posts.

>>11242265
>Most sexy chicken
Hold on, there's a meme for this somewhere.

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>>11242297
>Could you pause it with the image spam?
hmmm, I could stop spamming and the arguments keep going in circles
OR
I keep on posting and I won't have to focus on the cancer that some people dare to call posts
....
I think I keep posting

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>>11242348

>>11242265
Thats not Goose

>>11242000
Not sure. Except for roommates and his quest stuff I don't really find myself in generals that weaver frequents, so I wasn't aware of him until these threads.

I used to think it was just something endemically awful with the places he finds himself or that Weaver really did have this big, awful fanbase that plagues and kills wherever he goes. But after branching out a bit and seeing what happened here, the zootopia threads, and MLP, I'm seeing a pattern. Especially looking back at /5n@f/, which has had a virtual sea change since we broke off here and he started to focus his attention on us.
I used to argue against the idea of there being a single, persistent, long-lived "hateanon" who tried to sabotage everything and everyone related to Weaver, but having seen the other places he's ruined in that past and present, I'm now much less skeptical of that idea.

>>11242225
>it was too autistic for the actual FNAF general on /vg/
Plenty were fine with it, people came here because they thought it would make the sperg stop complaining and because we could post unspoilered porn and lewd greentexts.

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>>11242265
>>11242347
>Cheeky
>Goose
>Most sexy Chicken

>>11242427
Whoops meant to also reply to >>11242369

>>11242270
*porn

>>11238280
sure just let me get a firm hold of your dick first>>11241845
>Ya'll motherfuckers need Talos.
thanks for throwing a dumb meme in there so I knew what kind of person was posting

Post more .chicken breasts

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>>11242655

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Fat vix

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post best girl

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>>11242734
You already did

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>>11239603
>not having Jeremy come back and try to tempt her to infiltrate and sabotage them in exchange for more wealth and a clean legal slate

So, what's the significance of Rackham crossdressing?
It came in for one scene, a rather downplayed one at that. We're mostly supposed to be focused on Mike having just seen a ghost. Was it supposed to be a comic undermining of an otherwise tense scene? Or is it in some way revealing about Rackham's character.
Seems like we saw that ONCE, and then it never came up again. The characters in this story were fun, and as always for Weaver works were all about the discussion they generated, but it seems like a lot of characters were left blank. We've filled in most of the details ourselves.
What's your Roommates headcanon?

>>11242795
Reference to the thirstposting anons, that had remarkably bad timing

>>11242814
Uh, yeah, didn't see those posts before I posted this.

>>11242777
I haven't seen this one before!!!
Who's the artist?

i feel like more thirstposting is what the thread needs.

>>11242795
Poorly thought out pandering to thirst

>>11242777
source?

>>11242858
No idea

>>11242858
>>11242941
It was a request someone did from a long time ago. It was in one of the earlier threads.

>>11242794
Jeremy got melted down, my dude. Says so in Chapter 50.

>>11243062
>Jeremy gets melted down for the steel.
>That steel is used to make a car.
>The car comes to life, going on a rampage throughout the countryside, occasionally stopping to entertain kids and remind them the importance of fun and eating pizza.
I know I'd read that sequel Anons.

>>11242734
It may be of her animatronic form, but this is bar-none my favorite pic of April.

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>>11243440
goes hand in hand with
>>11240651

>>11243479
TAKE MY YES ANONS

>>11243479
oh god .... what have I created? I HAVE BECOME DEATH!

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>>11243462
HURPADURP

>>11243462
She's not an animatronic in that picture, you dingus

>>11243555
Anon I

I don't think that's April

>>11243840
It's listed as Femtrap on the booru, and April is Springtrap, so.

>>11243783
Note the hinged ears and arm joints.

>>11243555
>>11243879
Newfag detected.
This may come as a shock but there are in fact multiple artist renditions of the FNAF animatronics. Snax's Bonnie isn't Weaver's Beanpole just because they're both female.

"Femtrap" is a design that's completely separate from April. So is Dusty. Both of them are female Springtraps, neither of them are April. April came along well after the fact and is specifically tagged as "April" on the booru.

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>>11243879
Diff anon, but that's a completely different character who (I think) predates noth April and Roommates. She was Mizumew's take on a female springtrap.

>>11240970
Rolling for a waifu

>>11244042
good job

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>>11243932
>>11243917
Well, that anon requested April, I had a female Springtrap, I posted it.

>>11240970
Stand back, motherfuckers. I've got this on LOCK.

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>>11240970
Fuck it
>>11243879
I'm so sorry

>>11244520
Whoops, that sorry was for >>11244376

>>11244376
Ha!

>>11244520
no you have it right >>11242734 is just plain, old april.

>>11240970
Plz, Ambiguously Gendered Fox is best Waifu.

>>11244636
>Cheeky
Also acceptable.

>>11242795
There is no significance. Rackham crossdresses. It's just part of who he is and doesn't really affect Mike's journey any more than Mango liking tea does.

>>11240970
>73
>Get Peanut
Goddamnit, not even one of the lewdable males! At least you can put Rackham in a dress and have him be into it. Peanut though? You gotta be his mommy AND he'd probably suck as sex.

>>11240970
Heck, let's try.

The quality of this thread is sinking by the hour, now we're doing /b/ tier roll-sheets, this is pathetic. There is no more content left to discuss and there won't be new content for Roommates ever, just let the threads die already.

>>11244903
C'était mieux que prévu.

do you ever feel guilty about wanting to dick some of these characters?

>>11244910
stop fishing for replies.

>>11244951
Stop feeding them to him.

>>11244887
It makes me wonder, did Peanut brought his own mom to the prom?

>>11244951
>replying
Fuck off retard

>>11244910
Bait.

>>11244910
You people are everywhere.
It dosen't matter if it's this Thread, /ztg/ or /nitw/ and on all of this threads you failed.

Give up and go home, you're drunk.
No one needs you and I already hate it replying to you.

>>11244968
I don't think he's quite THAT type.
Wouldn't be surprised if his mom was still doing his laundry when he moved out though.

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>>11245014
you know you love it. Its the reason you come back. You just hunger for us.

>>11245051
Actually what I wrote was meant for the guy that complained how "Abluhu, these threads are meaningless and should die."

I'm getting tired of those trolls, and I know we shouldn't feed them but, god I'm just too tired to not fight them.

>>11240970
rollin

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>>11245106
place your face here and take a deep breath. I am sure you will become calm once again

>>11240970
ight

>>11244887
Oh hey, my post ended in 87. Bonbon is my waifu!
Nevermind, best roll. 10/10, would breed the bun.

>>11240970
rollan for a bunny

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>>11245370

I think were in the clear, autist has moved to the Zootopia threads

>>11245394
Best bun is enthusiastic is all. Still best waifu.

>>11245142
hmm, yeah, maybe it helps.

>>11245447
I still go back and re-read Humiecon and Bonbon chapters because they're my favorite part of the whole story.

>>11240970
Fuggit.

>>11245969
Dammit, I aint even a homo

>>11245642
That lemony goodness that shadowbon wrote makes re-reading those chapters all the sweeter

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>>11245989
There's an easy solution for that.

>>11244944
Not really Anon.

>>11240970
let's goo

>>11246037
Oh great, more Foxglove rape. We definitely needed more of that.

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>>11246037
>knot
Don't taint Foxglove with something so vulgar.

>>11247225
>Knot
>Vulgar
What better way for lovers to embrace than to literally become inseparable after lovemaking? A knot is a tool for romantics. Also the version with a bush is better
>>11247204
What's wrong with rape?

I've nothing to add to this thread but a bump. Sorry.

>>11240970
roll

>>11240970
>ROLL

>>11249299
Lucky you

>>11240970
rolling

>>11249299
Now it's your turn to, as Bonbon put it, LIVE THE DREAM.

>>11240970
bunny please

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>>11250048
>basket case fox

>>11240970
Roll out autobotz

>>11240970
Come on, rips papa a new pair of trips

>>11249451
>>11250254
All deez Freddys
All doise Hamboigas

>>11250358
Well at least papa got himself a chicken dinner.
Could've been worse.

>>11249299
>>11249311
>>11250019
Holy Schmidt I won the humie lottery! I mean uh gee willickers ain't that somethin'

>>11240970

GImme Cheeky.

>>11240970
>Literally no one has gotten best Fox yet

>>11250483
Neither did you Anon. You got Blind Chicken waifu instead.

Rolling for anyone.

>>11250524
Looks like anyone got Best Fox

>>11250524
ANON YOU LUCKY BASTARD

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>>11250603
>>11250616

I'm just happy to get some luck during this hurricane.

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>>11250483
>Implying I haven't already gotten him

>>11250848
I think you uploaded the wrong file, Anon. That's Haddock.

>>11240970
please be trips....

>>11250952
close enough right?

>>11250952
FUCK!!!!
I'm not even gay!!

>>11250970
That's what they all say at first.

>>11240970
plz no dubs

>>11251333
oh shit

>>11251333
I mean, ask and thou shall receive I guess.

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>>11251333
Look at the big winner

>>11240970
Alright 4chan don't Cuck me over on this one.

>>11251333
Congratulations.

>>11251333
lucky bastard gets best girl

>>11251333
Lucky son of a bitch

>>11251404
LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF, YOU BIG BABY? WELL YOU SHOULD BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT!

>>11251601
A-Anon!

>>11251601
boggle

>>11251333
Cuck'd

>>11251601
I WAS LISTENING!

>>11251669
SEA KING! SEA KING!

>be Jeremy Human
>live in a world of degenerate cripple furfaggots
>stuck in a shitty arcade entertaining little furfaglets
>try to escape and put an end to the furry menace, as is your duty as a patriot
>get fucking shitkicked by a mute autistic frenchman
>the dumb black bear bimbo you've had to deal with for years gets out alive
>so does the literally black robot who defected to the furfags
>ass metal gets smelted down and repurposed as someone's ironic licenseplate
Jeremy was the true victim of the story

>>11252695
Jeremy "If they yiff they sniff the gas" Human

>>11252767
>Jeremy "Yiff in hell? Time will tell." Human
>Jeremy "Black bears beware" Human
>Jeremy "One man escape plan" Human
>Jeremy "Extra parts, zero heart" Human
>Jeremy "Better Red, than Dead" Human
>Jeremy "Metal Face Master Race" Human
>Jeremy "Fool's Gold got Told" Human
>Jeremy "Puppet master of Disaster" Human
>Jeremy "Parts Replaced, Owner Erased" Human
>Jeremy "Mouse trap mishap" Human
>Jeremy "Wish 'em Well, Yiff in Hell" Human
>Jeremy "Furfags are a drag" Human
>Jeremy "Replace the Oil, Pay the Toll" Human

>>11240970
whos it gonna be

>>11253176
hahahaha owned

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>>11240970
>see thread
>large boost in replies
>'maybe it's fresh content'

I am disappoint but I will still roll

>>11240970
End of thread. Might as well.
Let's see if I get fred again.

>>11253299
We should begin with starting to accept our death, gracefully.
Also good roll.

>>11253318
>death
worst case scenario is reintegration to /vg/

>>11253355
Pretty much this. We'll most likely just retreat back to there.

>>11252695
I laughed hard at "furfaglets".

Where are the lewd writings?
You said there would be lewd writings!

>>11253768
Current collection in the OP, and the few writefags we have floating around are working on them. Albeit slowly...
That said I really like the "what if mike were a chicken" and "what if mike cashed in his raincheck" stories. Also the humiecon ones.

>>11254551
>>11254551
>>11254551

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>>11240970