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What quests are running right now?

>>11226527
I assume Zoot isn't continuing with Catgirl, so that leaves:
>Borderlands Quest (which is on hold while he makes a tea-party picture featuring 3 various explosive characters)
>Movie Quest
>Sonic Quest (which is possibly on hold, the guy mysteriously vanished)
>Shittily-Drawn Cultist Quest (Not sure what to call it, to be totally honest)
>The ongoing adventures of Buckfilla-Anon and his current escapades with various fantasy store-owners, but that's on /v/

>>11226630
Movie Quest anon here, with my draw speed and the coming end of summer and with it the ability to do whatever I want all day, you guys better post suggestions that wrap it up sooner, or else we'll end up with an one update per week situation.

>>11226630
Did Zootopia also make the mermaid quest? Also is the Fire Tornado sequel ever coming back?

>>11226980
Yes, he also made Mermaid.
And I have no idea.

>>11227081

Any links to that quest?

>>11228496
Start: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10124331/#10125575
Most of the rest: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10139905/#10139905
Last little bit: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10292317/#10292317

>>11226630
Shittily drawn quest guy here, I AM interested in continuing if I get some responses that aren't randumb nonsense.

>>11230408
Well excuse me, Princess, but that one about throwing our arm was legitimately what I wanted to do.

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>>11230674
Why in god's name would you throw your arm. You need that.

What happened with the catgirl? I wasn't here last thread.

>>11230999

Someone asked for more catgirl, artist asked what he wanted, picture (minus dick) was drawn exactly what he wanted.

Dick was added later.

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For anyone interested: I'm still working in the dragon princess tranformation but it's now in a hiatus, here is a wip (there is much more animated but I don't want to spoil it)

>>11230795
Because, Anon. We are a zombie. Our body parts still function even when detached.

>>11231148
HO-LEE-SHIET!

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>>11231148
>everything about this

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>>11231148
this is making my dick become the larger dick
godspeed mate

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Let's talk faces for a moment, specifically on princesses.

This image represents the kinds of faces I've seen, with the observations being:

>#1 - No Face. Simple is beautiful.
>#2 - Dots. This gives the princess a little bit of expression.
>#3 - Lashes. Gotta give her that feminine charm.
>#4 - Lashes and Mouth. You may recognize this style from incestuous adventures or a view into the lives of several shopkeepers.
>Hidden #5 - Dots and Mouth. Haven't ever really seen this one.

Of course, there are variations to these, but these are generally the most common, from what I've seen out of the more "low quality" quests. Which ones do you prefer? Have you seen more out there?

>>11234866
2 and 3 are best.

>>11231148
Before you've finished, would you mind me being THAT faggot and asking for an alternate version that ends with just the enthickened princess?

>>11235392
Pleb taste right here

[nospoiler]but I'm also going to be that faggot and say that I'd enjoy seeing some of it being more gradual[/nospoiler]

>>11235392
I support this motion. I like both ideas, honestly.
>>11235682
Slow-burn is also top-tier.

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>>>/v/388393265

>>11236590
Go even further beyond

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Bump

>>11238417
thread?

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>>11239009
One of the threads we had a few months ago when this place was a bit more active. Person who made it hasn't really finished it and vanished off these threads but I think I saw him in the Dino transformation one in /v/.

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>>11239101
Oh, and link if you need it.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10400618/#q10400618

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Some old guy who lives in the sky just gave you a cool futuristic glove. He said something about the glove being connected to negative energy and then claimed that he needs to go back to watching weebshit.
What should you do?

>>11240244
Turn on the news to see if any princesses need rescuing with your new powers

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>>11240276
You break into someone's house and take a look at the TV. Naturally, lots of princesses are getting kidnapped, but most of them look awful. The one that catches your attention is a cute one who just got captured by some demon guy.

>>11240244
Shouldn't an object made of negative energy mutually destroy itself and an equal amount of positive energy as soon as it comes into contact with positive energy? Which is normal energy and as such in your every body part?

>>11240340
Apologize to the guy for breaking into his house, offer to repair it with your negative energy powers.

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>>11240368
Trying to rebuild the house with such a hand was a bad idea. The idea of "rebuilding" got flipped into "destroying further".
That guy is either dead or heavily injured under the rubble.

>>11240470
Destroy the destruction. It's anime enough to work.

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>>11240491
The house has been fixed.

>>11240491
You fool! Destroying the destruction with negative energy will only make it worse!

>>11240544
Destroy the man using negative energy. This should make him less destroyed, and so he will be alive and uninjured.

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>>11240569
He's better now.

>>11240599
Destroy his presence of 125 kg of gold with negative energy as an apology.

>>11240599
Plot twist: the man was actually CWC all along.

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>>11240656
It looks like now you're beginning to get the hang of your reality-altering abilities.

>>11240723
Due to being made by negative energy, the golden pyramid is evil. It metamorphoses into ILLUMINATRON, ULTIMATE CONSPIRATOR.

>>11240723
Find the princess you saw on the tv

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>>11231148
This is looking damn good, I hope she gets truly hueg by the end

>>11231148
Could someone post the dragon images please? I need them for anatomy research.

>>11241937
It should be obvious.
http://princessbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

>>11241975
[spoil]I'm that one guy who can't access boorus[/spoil]

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>>11241985
Oh. I'll dump all 7 then since I don't have the Imgur.

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>>11242004

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>>11242011

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>>11242050
And that's all she wrote.

>>11242004
But what about the ones where the dragon was grey instead of white?

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What will you do /trash/? (Jumping on Dr Rob- I mean Dr Ham is impossible because of the stink of old ham surrounding him)

>>11242180
pinch our nose and jump on dr ham

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>>11242180
I wait for the battery in his flight machine to whittle down and then I build a bridge over him.

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Defeat the ninja and save the princess

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>>11236590

Thanks to the Anon who linked to this thread

>Reply
>Shitpostinary attack
>Attach Image
>Turn 360 and walk away
>Greentext

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>>11242695
I ask my buddy for some help

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>>11242703
That was a very good run. I still need to finish all of Anon's other ninjutsu, though.

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>>11242695
I hang a sheet in front of him and collect my prize.
>>11242703
Greentext about that time you fucked the shit out of a bear.

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from the aftermath of the earlier thread's soul eating fiasco

>>11242717
But will her calves+feet be replaced with thousand-fold steel blades?
>>11242728
>10/10 ending.

>>11242728
He/she kills anon and takes his title of demon lord to him/herself.

>>11242728
Was the ninja the final form of Susie?

I know what's coming next. Do you?

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>>388441151
>>388441231
The rope is cut, time to get a move on!
The Princess protests about not having her hands untied and drags her feet as well, so you get her moving with a crisp love tap. The Princess sharply inhales... that was unexpectedly, refreshingly arousing!

Golly I sure hope more people followed that link to this thread.

>>11242800
>broken links
Should I post the preceding parts?

>>11242800
We make a daring escape!
Our escape takes out to the Killed a Man Named Jaro Mountain Range.

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>>11242847
He took Jaro's pants. Now he's more than just Mountain Range.

>>11242780
Susie's weapon of choice is the broom, So no.

>>11242932
Oh dear. Well then, begin scaling Jaro Mountain Range!

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>>11242966
Without asking first?

Even numbers decides what we say/do.

>>11243008
"I wish to climb you!"

>>11243008
"How ya doin?"

>>11242727
>him

>>11242963
What if this a Susie clone? Made by the West Satanic Church to slander the original Susie?

>>11242727
>Greentext about that time you fucked the shit of a bear
Fixed for maximized mental damage.

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>>11236590
*Unsheathes chaos emeralds*

>>11243183
>become ultra sonichu

>>11243183
what are you gonna do? Fuck the ninja (who is female) at super speed? (or are you gonna go do the blue spheres and get the hyper emeralds?)

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>>11242727
>>11243160

>>>/v/388435952

>>11243591
>walking through the forest one day and see this big-ass bear
>Now, this wasn't any normal bear, no, it was a Shark-bear, a Shbear if you will
>I walked up to it while its head was turned towards the stream, daydreaming of home
>And stick my dick in its ass, it was also female as I soon realized
>It didn't even fucking notice me as I pounded its ass
>After some time, I finally blew my load and lay there, sweating, panting against its soft coat
>It was at this moment it found a nice tree and took a shit, sweeping me away with the pile of feces before wandering off
>I was up for round 2 and to be honest, I haven't seen a woman in close to seven years
>So I fucked its shit as well, poop getting everywhere as my dick penetrated its confines
>My semen, being magic, came out once more and brought the shit to life, turning it into a shit elemental
>We currently live together in a barn
>It's comfy

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>>11242695
縛り!!!

BE next

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>>11243183
>>11243204
>>11243222
Left to get dinner
Also, MS Paint is surprisingly hard to draw in

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alternate ending

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>>11242800
>>11242847
>>11242932
Before we arrived at the mountain range, we had to administer the proper motivations to get her there. Every time the Princess tarried or dawdled (or for no reason in particular, just to keep her on her toes), a stinging swat was swiftly delivered to her voluminous, sensitive butt with a little riding crop, to keep the hands from getting worn out.
Spankings are dispensed all around her big, fat buttcheeks, no area is left untouched. Despite her protests, she kept making mistakes and never tried to run away. Does she enjoy this? At any rate, even though you take care to not hit hard enough to hurt her, she might not be able to sit down for a while.

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thats right nigga, its time to continue the poster. ling images of characters who arent in it yet and ill add them. for noteworthy npcs who arent part of the triforce (anons, villains, and princesses), they're all going to go either above the villains or below the anons. vote fow whic hyou think would be better.

>>11244707
>NEET Princess with full tummy
Aww yeah

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>>11242695
>>11236590
i suck at editing uh

>>11245186
anon fuck off with your retarded meme

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bumping the thread with one i made on the ninja one

>>11243008
Ask if he knows where someone could lodge for the night.

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so... there were quite a few bandits, as it turns out.
they havent killed you, but youve been covered in honey and hung upside down in a cave filled with spiderants.
your totally chained up, so youre not going anywhere.

>>11244421
Time to enhance the punishment area. We're running out of spots to punish.

>>11247272
Lo, a certain female bandit appears in the cavern.

>>11247272
If those are flames that surrounds the spiderants, maybe we can sway side to side to try to get them to burn themselves on it. If that doesn't work, we can just hope for >>11247524 to happen.

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>>11247524
>>11247591
those were meant to be the little spiderant hive spikes.

a shot rings out and splaqtters one of the ants, causing the rest to skitter into the deeper recesses of the cavern. a figure steps into view.
"Well well well, if it isnt a blank. You know, i ran into one of you fellas just a little while a go."

>>11248080
If you ask, no, we're not the same guy. Since you got rid of those bugs for us, can you help us down from here?

>>11248080
"Hi again! Can you cut me down?"

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from the /v/ thread,
wall waifu

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>>11248162
>>11248119
"Now see, why should I cut you down? I've met blanks before. you crap dynamite. You steal organs so you can eat them and gain their owners strength. you build satellite arrays that call down alien invasions. you stick your dick in all kinds of things. This planets already enough of a shitty rock without you. i might as well give the insane some sanity and leave you here to rot."

>>11248323
You do know that isolation and the inability to do stuff is worse for one's sanity, and generally makes people craizier, right?
If you need something done in exchange for you helping us out, we might be able to make a deal.

>>11248323
We could take her off this rock if she tags along and doesn't die.

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>>11248728
"Im not talking about. you. im talking about all the poor SOB's stuck here. when the companies employing us all fucked off, we were left to become radiation poisoned loons. the last thing we need is someone to distract us from killing and eating each other."
she pauses in thought for a moment.
"although... is it true? do blanks become people after long enough?"

>>11248944
"Yeah. I hear if you were one, you don't even remembering being one when you turn."
And also offer to help fix everything. It'd be a nice change of pace.

>>11248944
I'm not too sure about that, although I have seen some other blanks turning.

>>11248944
I mean, that depends on what you call a 'person'. I believe I am a person already, but your opinion on what a person is may differ from what I think one is. Also >>11248978

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>>11248978
>>11248979
>>11248997
"thats... interesting. tell you what, ill cut you down. you might be able to get me out of here, and even if you cant, maybe youll eventually turn out as someone i can get along with."
she looks over your bindings trying to find a place to let you loose.

(i dont know why my art looks so hideously awful today.)

>>11249132
Looks fine to me.

She finds a spot and frees us. And oh no, a wild normie has appeared!

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>>11244421
>>11247507
Before we get to that, something else happens on the way to the mountain range. After a particularly stiff swat for stopping to look at a butterfly, the unthinkable happens:

The Princess: "...fuck you. (rolls eyes)"

This will not do. With deft dexterity, a blindfold is placed around her eyes and a kerchief over her mouth. What now, bitch?
At first she's scared, making helpless, muffled squeals for mercy. But then you take the rope and begin to pull. She understands your wordless instruction, and begins taking timid steps in your direction, with no option but to depend on you as her keeper. All these new, electrifying sensations... maybe she could get used to this.

You slap her on the ass again just for good measure.

>>11249160
freed from your bondage, you do a happy honey-covered dance. Tad appears.
the bandit draws her gun in suprise.

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>>11249318
goddammit, the one where fucking up the image is sort of important.

>>11249318
>>11249330
Tad says nothing, turns around and walks away before being mowed down by a literal wave of Spiderants. Time to run and don't forget to grab Raider chick.

>>11249307
Finally, we arrive at the Cavern of Sky in the Killed a Man Named Jaro mountain range. As the name implies, it's very large, to the point that the peak is clouded... with clouds.

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>>11243857
I wonder what happens when I chant these enchanted words?

>>11249738
The ninja gets a little unfit, slowly turning into a NEET.

>>11249738
>>11249775
But in exchange, the princess would gain the abilities that the Ninja had for herself.

>>11249775
is NEETification a fetish?
i need art of that.

>>11249942
Slob would probably be the closest thing to that, perhaps. I personally only like the weight gain aspect of it, but to each their own.

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>>11249775
>>11249846
Looks like it's time to brush up on your moonrunes - clearly, 「 おっぱい ! おっぱい !」 did not mean "make the ninja into an unfit NEET." It did, however mean that the poor geisha's breasts have swollen.

Hopefully whatever Anon has in store next isn't as confusing...

>>11250221
Chop off the ninja's legs and the Geisha's by accident.

>>11250221
Say it again, practice is perfection.

>>11250221
throw a smoke bomb at the ninja and steal the girl

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>>11250237
>>11250291
>>11250302
I should probably mention that I'm working off some ninjutsu suggestions some anons on /v/ requested. Gotta make sure they're all happy!

This next one though, I'm not too sure on what to do for it...

>>11250335
>Gladisa
I literally just told you to cut off their legs.

>>11250355
No no, not that one, you gosling. I know what to do for that one. I'm talking about the dreaded FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE.

...unless the Forbidden Technique is Anon indeed severing their legs.

>>11250419
Oh. I just realized it was next! and not check!
It turns us into a girl, duh. So instead we use that fire trick.

>>11250419
Maybe the forbidden technique could be thigh / or belly expansion?

>>11250335
Futa.
or do the gladisa one on the ninja

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>>11249403
And so we enter the Cavern of Sky, so named for the twinkling mushrooms that grow on the walls. The light they give is enough for us to see reasonably well. The Princess has been on good behavior, so we let her look at the natural beauty for about 10 seconds before putting the blindfold on again.
What are we even doing here.

[spoiler]I wasn't sure what you were looking for so I winged it.[/spoiler]

>>11250548
Pretty nice enough.
Anyway, we enter the dojo at the heart of the Cavern of Sky. It is empty, but in good repair.

who's the artist that does the good stuff and where can i find more of their work?

>>11250714
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10917704/#11006167

>>11250750
thanks anon.

>>11225529
Bump

>>11250750
That reminds me.
>Check GoodBadArtist's Twitter since he posts new stuff there sometimes
>He purged his Twitter
Oh. At least his Tumblr is still there.

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>>11250589
The pair come across a dojo within the cavern. Tentatively opening the sliding door, you neither see, hear nor sense anybody else. The first thing they encounter inside is a beautiful work of caligraphy artfully displaying the word "JARO." What does it all mean?

Sorry for slow response.

>>11252003
No problem, reality comes first.
And it means nothing, Anon has been camping out here for years fapping to doujins of fat-bottomed girls and working up the will to go outside.
Now, it's time to settle down and have some tea.

>>11225529
Bump

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>>11252053
The Princess, still blindfolded, gagged and bound, is instructed to sit down on the cushion in front of her while you make tea. Her fat ass is so sore that she opts to just lie down on the pillow. She's also tired, today was an eventful day.

>>11244707
Possible candidates:
Anons:
Fedora anon
Doomguy anon
Sanic anon
King anon
Evil Japanese anon
Catgirl
Princesses:
Ninja princess
Imp princess
Elf warrior princess
Villains:
Food witch
Thomas
Henry
Demon with a [ STAND ]
The bandits
NPCs:
Killed a man named jaro mountain range
The mermaids
Alien tech support
Fat paladin

>>11253603
Fade to black as Anon serves tea. Tomorrow will be a better day, for sure. Perhaps with more ass and more sensory deprivation + pain. Or perhaps something unexpected, like Jesus busting in during breakfast and challenging Anon to a game of charades.

What knowledge do we have about the various princesses other than that they got captured? What kingdoms do they rule over? What their personalities are?

>>11254612
>What their personalities are?
>personalities
>women
Anon, do you have brain damage or something?

>>11254612
If you wanted personalities, you would be in that Towergirls thread.

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Best princess comin' through

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>>11254881
Pleb taste

>>11253603
Grope her ass while she's lying there.

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>>11253797
>>11255041
The Princess wakes from her nap and attempts to stand up... and discovers that she cannot. Her ankles were tied together while she was asleep. Her distressed attempts at getting back on her feet attracts the attention of the host, who approaches his guest.
She's told that since she's been such a good girl, she'll be getting a *special* present... As she feels her soft, fat butt strain her dress to its limit, the Princess finds herself biting her lip in... anticipation?!


I gotta go to sleep, will do more if the thread is still up.

>>11255349
Ask the princess to wait. Ask her if she wants to come down to breakfast for food.

>>11255349
Hawt. Make sure her hips are wider then the doorframe.

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>>11256474
>>11255989
Are there variations without the excessive lard?

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You are now witnessing the LONG-NONAWAITED return of Movie Quest. In this episode, I try to make things shiny and fail at making things shiny in a realistic way.
Quite a lot of suggestions for this one.
>Scorpion waifu, duh.
>The scorpion turns into a spiky scorpion waifu princess who is passive aggressive.
>Tsundere Socrpion Princess joins the party!
>She's gotta have a Pony Tail.
>Generic human female with carapace in the right spots and a scorpion tail.
>Is the ponytail the scorpion tail?
>Scorpion lady with boobs and big badonk.
What next?

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>>11259540
Alternate version, where one more suggestion was utilized.
What timeline will we continue in is up to you to decide.

>>11259540
Put on some gloves and GET TO HAND HOLDING

>>11259540
Looks good to me, also
>>11259591

>>11259551
Nuke this timeline from the face of the earth.

Go with >>11259540
and >>11259591

Vetoing >>11259797's choice of timeline but also seconding >>11259591.

>>11259540
call this one the "good taste" timeline

fourthing >>11259591

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Save the princess /trash/

>>11259993
>>11259797
Why do you guys hate futa?

>>11260147
whooah, looking cool anon!

>>11260159
Because I'm not gay.

>>11260304
I'm not gay either, yet I like it. What's your problem?

>>11260323
>not gay
>likes futa

Anon.

>>11260383
I remember some guy linking to a study showing that liking futa is not gay.

>>11260413
You enjoy penis.
It's gay.

>>11260447
It's not gay if it's not inside me.

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>>11260230
thanks, heres a fake update

>shoot the r away and make him a gay knight

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>>11260413
>>11260323
oh boy here we go

>>11260469
Not that guy but it's gay if you like dick at all

>>11260147
>>11260472
Neat. And step one, punch him in the dick.

>>11260469
Yes it is.

>>11260506
But what if I like both futa and normal women? Does that make me half-gay?

>>11260530
No, that just makes you bi. Which is still gay.

>>11260413
My opinion on the matter:
People are too sensitive about "this is gay! No it's not!"
What's wrong with being a homosexual in any respect? You like dicks, who cares.
Anyway, if there is 1 dick and 1 vagina, it's straight. If there's 2 dicks, it's gay. If there's 2 vaginas, it's lesbian.
>Inb4 cuntboys aren't lesbians
I don't give a shit, man.

>>11260542
But I'm not attracted to men. I'm only attracted to the dick, and only when it's on a girl body.

>>11260563
Liking dicks make you gay. That's the deciding factor. It's a male reproductive organ.

There's been quite a bit of traps in these quests and they didn't get complained about. What is the thing that makes a girl with a dick more gay than a prepubescent boy with a dick?

>>11260584
Because that's still a man, and traps are gay.

Futafags shit up women with their asinine fetish. You go to a woman for a vagina, not a dick. It's annoying to everyone except them.

who gives a shit, jack it to whatever you want

>>11260638
/thread

>>11260581
>>11260598
Is it possible to simultaneously like futa and not be gay? If yes, then how?

>>11260669
Nope.

>>11260676
I'll settle for just not being gay then.

>>11260669
Nope. And it really doesn't matter. There's nothing wrong with enjoying futanari characters fucking men, women, other futanari, or whatever else. Wanna fuck a chair? Be my guest.

>>11260669
why do you care? its a three letter word?! you dont have to go suck dicks in the bathroom at the olive garden now, just accept this one anons designation of your sexuality so that hell shut up and stop fighting about somethign so asinine i cant believe im responding to it at all

>>11260730
>>11260711
You see, insulting people's sexuality in real life may be a minor offense, but on the internet, it is something to kill each other over, perhaps due to the fact that the internet is populated mainly by egotistic, insecure nobodies who get offended by stupidest things because they think that having their opinion be contradicted diminishes their intristic value as a person.

>>11260706
As long as you like gay things, you'll be gay. Up to you if you learn to accept it or not.

>>11260711
>fuck a chair
Can I fuck the lava?

>>11260774
But how do I start disliking things I like?

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>>11260791
Yes

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>>11260711
>Wanna fuck a chair? Be my guest.

>>11260828
>
Well, that's something. Not sure how to feel about it. What would happen if you genderbent it?

>>11260935
you know those pervert chairs with built in dildos?

>>11260935
A stool with a dick duct-taped onto it.

>>11260810
Can I fuck the cage?

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>>11260828

>>11260828
>>11261266
This chair needs more stuffing

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>>11261229
Where there is a will, there is a way

>>11261314
I can fuck vomit?

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Mustache Knight's Legendary talking sword is up for grabs now.

>>11261495
What happened to him?

>>11261495
Oh right, didn't he drown?

>>11261495
I call dibs

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>>11261495

>>11261574
- It is very hard to fuck a sword.
+It is not impossible to fuck a sword.

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>>11261587
good enough.
where the hell am i though?

>>11261629
Detroit. Except it's full fo Zombie Niggers.

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>>11261481

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>>11261521
>>11261530
evil forces got to him

>>11261687
Was he corrupted by evil Japanese anon or by some other evil?

>>11261629
A rock floating in space.

>>11261687
did that one anon jizz on him?

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>>11261629
Who doth pick up thyself full of lust and greed.
If thou as such lust then he shall suffer thine wrath.

>>11249330
I just realized something: We completed our first quest "Find the Bitch."
Did we level up?

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>>11261847
i pleadeth with thine, release my throat or i shall perish.
"ACCKKKKKKK"

>>11261847
>>11261917
Kiss the sword!

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>>11261917
know this, cur, I am above human lust for thine desires are of vengeance against thine old master.
>>11261939
you're just begging fir death.

>>11262030
You are right. Let us set forth on a journey filled with blood and desire.. desire for vengeance?

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>>11262030
Funny story, im on a quest too.
See, I was on a picnic with the princess, when this big armored jerk in some sort of helicopter showed up and carried her off and im not allowed back in the kingdom until i return with her.
you wanna team up?

>>11262144
The sword responds in the affirmative, but only if we stop being a pervert.

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>>11262144
What...is a "helicopter"?

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>>11262246
also here's some info on the sword

>>11262246
It's a giant metal bird, but its wings are on its head and people and things can ride in it.
>>11262254
Neat.

>>11262254
It says it can not be tainted by LUSTFUL magic, but what about other kinds of magic?

Thread's up on /v/.
>>>/v/388571525

>>11265945
Thank you powerful Sauceror.

>>11268533
Tread's dead Jim.

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>>11268654
So let's fuck it back to life?
What happens while Anon is just chilling in his house?

>>11268759
The end of the world.

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>>11268894
Could be worse.

>>11269072
What's that glowing green stuff over there? Since this chair is already comfy, scoot it over to see what's there.

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>>11255349
I felt like editing this pic to show the bound feet.

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>>11269117
It's a giant hole that seems to have taken out your bedroom entirely. The glowing is coming from within. Also good idea to just drag the chair over without getting up. It's rare to get this comfortable. It's like Gothic architecture. Gets right up your arse, but then you get used to it and don't wanna move.

>>11269333
See if we can see what lays within the hole from our position. Must be something important, since it is currently glowing right now.

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>>11269367
Shimmying your chair closer and then tipping it over so your butt is still nestled in it, you look in and see, nestled at the bottom in earth that has been reshaped like pillowy cloth, is some sort of big green rock.

>>11269452
Touch it! Bright green glowing thingies are always good!

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>>11269452
Also your butt is stuck to the chair now.

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>>11231148
Keep us updated, this is some top-tier stuff so far

>>11269452
>>11269490
It looks like it has a dick. Convince ourselves that it is a futa or a trap before touching it, otherwise we might be unironically gay.

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>>11269490
You reach down one shakey hand and touch it..
Now tell me, what the fuck do you think happens to Anon?
The sensation of touching the thing is not unpleasant. It's similar to how the color blue feels, as odd as that is. It should feel green, right?

>>11269558
We warp to a blue rock that feels green through sci-fi magic bullshit, then. That's the only logical reason for why it feels more blue than green.

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>>11269595
As your hand pulls away, you feel something happening, but at the same time, the stone turns into some sort of amorphous mass in the shape of a weird dog.. on fire.

>>11269625
Oh hey, it's one of those rad puppers thing from that atomic toilet vidya. At least, I think that is what it is supposed to be.

>>11269642
[lolspoilers]That was the intention, yes. Next shot in just a sec. It should give you an idea as well. :^)

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>>11269642
Everything feels weirdly.. blue.
And the radiation-glow has dissipated. Guess you did some good as you magically manage to right yourself and the chair without removing your ass.

>>11269717
Check if we still have that mirror somewhere, since something feels off here...

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>>11269820
You don't feel like it. You'd rather keep sitting in all honesty.. Maybe shoot some dudes.
Rad Pupper is also done taking a dump in this big hole. That was why you stopped in this broken-old house, right?

>>11269860
(And if you're wondering if your choices have any impact, up until you touched the thing, yeah. I was just sorta winging it, then I knew I probably couldn't deliver what you wanted and just went my own route.)
Ending: Flashyn.

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>>11259540
>not giving her both a scorpion-ponytail and a regular scorpion tail

>>11271498
What if the scorpion tail is just not visible from this angle?

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>>11269200
>>11255483
The Princess is told that in order to eat, she'll have to sit at the table like a civilized human being. She whimpers as she realizes her derriere is still aching like a mother. You offer to help her eat. She nods in assent.

So you flip her dress up.

What you meant is that you're going to help her be able to sit on her tush again. And what better way than to massage all of those mean old booboos out? Look at all those weals... You're gonna need the lotion for this. The Princess squeals loudly and puts up a token struggle, but she's already mentally preparing for what's coming next.

Kept ya waiting, huh?

>>11272568
Raise the bust size up to 100 on the slider first, then put your face down in her ass.

>>11272568
bitch has the entire katakana alphabet on her butt

>>11272785
Some people may not understand this joke but it made me kek when I read it

good job アノン

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>>11257142
Since she was in the negative world for those two, this image depicts her at her absolute thinnest

>>11272568
Use the sliders to set the butt's Hp at 100%, therefore fixing the damage done to it.

>>11272890
This is still too fat. Requesting thinner version.

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>>11255989
>>11256474
>>11272890
shit like this is why i keep coming to these threads

>>11272568
This ass is so fat it takes two hands to massage one buttcheek. It's everything you hoped for: soft and warm and smooth and yielding. Even the way it wobbles is just right. Although salving her wounds is important, you play with her butt for a bit. The way she moans under her gag whenever you pat it, press into it, kiss it, you can tell she could do this all day... but we have other items on the agenda.
When you look at that pink cord thing, you realize it's a fundoshi, half-swallowed by her massive ass.

>>11272741
No point doing it when she's lying down in a way that we can't see her chest from this perspective. Soon...
>>11272785
Maybe now I'll learn japanese.
>>11272909
But that could leave scars! We must properly tend to any cuts to prevent any chance of infection.

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>>11273272
AAAAA

>>11273272
>>11273275
Yank that fundothingy like you're starting a lawn mower

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>>11273303
It takes some figuring, but you find the right spot on the knot to pull on. With a single, perfect, fluid yank you get the whole loincloth off in one go. You can bet she felt that one, as the length of the cord whipped over and past her omanko at speed, causing her to sharply inhale and make a high-pitch gasp at the same time. Now that her fundoshi is in your hands, the scent of her arousal is plain as day.
Maybe she'll earn the privilege of wearing underwear some day.

I gotta snooze, I'll keep working on these, even if the thread dies. This was my first drawn Princess sequence, it was a lot of fun, even if I can't draw most of the things people ask for!

>>11273693
Give the ass a light smack to tease the princess. Also raise the skull size a bit.

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are we doing this here or what?

>>11273832
Yes. Tried posting in the /v/ thread but my isp was blocked.

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>>11273832

>>11273832
I need something nice to cleanse my eyes of the murder I witnessed at the end of the /v/ thread

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>>11273926
Sounds like you need more necromancy.

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>>11273937
Wrong image, donut

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the best thing to come out of the ninja adventure.

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>>11273832
They spent their honeymoon fucking and shitposting.

>>11274564
wew

>>11274564
God Bless

>tfw making an image to continue the >>11262144 and >>11262246 story but draw speed is terrible and thread is going to die before I post, with next thread having no context for the image.

>>11274564
Anon and necromancer get into a heated debate on the internet against a faggot who denies being a faggot

>>11274564
A hair bushing fetish?

Flump

>>11273937
Bless that man

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You find yourself in a completely unsuspicious room with a conveniently placed key and chest. Will you grab the key and open chest?

>>11275337
Do with while stretching out your arms so you can swiftly drop the key and run.

Otherwise go back to town to find some arms and a long stick.

>>11275337
Swipe the key and book it out of there. If it's made out of gold you could make a pretty penny off of it.

>>11275337
The key is the mimic, grab the chest.

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>>11275368
>>11275391
You try to find a way back but unfortunately, you can't find a door you entered. You feel something suspicious about this room. You also feel like somebody is watching you...

>>11275562
Grab the key and whack a few walls, then the chest.

Gotta make sure.

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>>11275576
I guess it was nothing. You grab a key and for your surprise, you can see that this key can talk!

>>11275774
Shadow play a bigger monster to scare the mimic off.

>>11275774
Oh, thank you Key Princess.
Assault the thing behind us with Key Princess.

>>11275774
>This art-style
Did we already lose :the game:?

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>>11275837
You hit shadow monster behind you with a talking key and successfully stun them. Now you have time for your next move.

>>11276013
Hop up, grab Key Princess, and socket her into Chest Princess' key-hole!

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>>11259591

>>11276145
She gets a bit extra-touchy and tries to touch-tails, stinging you in the noggin.

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>>11262144
>MEANWHILE
>The helicopter man has captured the princess, and is now taking her to where he stores all his princesses: The Collectuary.

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>>11276172
Thread-starter version

Guess it's time to make a new thread. OP suggestions?

>>11276190
>>11276181

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>>11276195
Hmm. I guess it's either that, >>11274564 or pic related.

>>11276181
>>11276258
https://strawpoll.com/s3z3cky2
I give it until page 10, then I make new thread with winner.

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>>11276035
Is this thing got stuck or something?

>>11276308
Hulk-strength both Chest and Key Princess overhead and crush the Shadow-Mimic.
*Warning, may give Chest Princess a minor concussion.

Well, it's page 10 and Waifu Ocean won out. Sorry, Mario, but your streak of getting the OP image has finally run out. ;^)
>>11276386