Official Pony Thread We're here to solve your gay

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>>11221482
I wish skitty had stuck around longer.

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>>11221509
You are referring to romantic attraction, and yes, some guys only want to sexually dominate and/or pleasure other guys. This is consistent with ape societies we evolved from.

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>>11221519
Have you had sex on your parents bed?

>>11221482
Well at least the OP doesn't mention rectal bleeding
Any way I feel a slight tingle in my but and my knees feel weak
Any way I don't want to keep pestering this place but well if you don't hear anything about me I probably died or I'm gay and homeless
And if I ever come back I may mention that I was able to heal
Any way Interrogator or I don't know if you are the guy I confused with rose thank you for the advice
And everyone who gave me advice thank you sincerely
Darwin I knew you were an ass I hope you bleed from your butt one of these days
Any way I hope no one finds out who I am

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Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's blood on his undies already: Daddies' spaghetti

>>11221546
I'm fairly sure who you are, judging from your writing style, but no worries. We love you either way.

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Faggots

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Is Skitty the most important poster in these threads?

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>>11221567
No not really since he's been gone for most of the week.

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no one's important

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hee

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>>11221567
if you're mentally ill i guess

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Just what the most important poster would say.

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>>11221616

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>>11221639
Ima need you to step into this gameboy cartridge.

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>>11221645

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>>11221665

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>>11221689
Shouldn't you be in bed?

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>>11221696
Still at work. Overtime.

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>>11221763
Making that cash money.

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Have you ever wondered; why we must serve?
Because we love our land and we want it to be free, to be free.

>>11221767
Dolla dolla bills y'all dolla dolla bills y'all!

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It is time for bed, see you guys later.

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>>11222078
later

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>>11222078
Дo cвидaния.

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>>11222212

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>>11222278

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>>11222309

>>11222222

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>20 hour competitive cooldown for stomping a team in a silver/unranked lobby
Why am I told to fuck-off as soon as I get good and start having fun?

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skittywatch day 2. is skitty still alive? has his skittyhole been flooded? did he put on cute pajamas yet?

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http://stram.horse/?s=mlpg-live-hd

http://www.bronystate.net/

new episode coming up.

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Missed the new episode again! Literally woke up 5 minutes ago.

Also, the end of last thread... lmao desu. Lmao.

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The mod who was making the stickies for /mlp/ must've died.

>I have decided to postpone the stickies until the hiatus (American) is over, which appears to be sometime in August. At that time, I will resume posting. I am hoping Discovery Family will stop having separate airings for the two countries, but if that is still happening by then, I will come up with a more concrete plan so that you guys have an official episode thread to post in like always.
https://arch.b4k.co/mlp/thread/30275699/#30275699

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>>11224067
heya, are you ok?

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>We're here to solve your gay sex problems
You mean the problem of gay sex not happening right now?

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Anybody here good at making wallpaper edits? I want somebody to make this into a 1920x1080 wallpaper.

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>>11224148
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to ask you to please tone down the gay... This is a christian thread and my mom sometimes comes here and I don't want her to have to come here and see this kind of thing.

>>11224233
NIGGA

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>>11224241

Well... priest/altar boy sex is perfectly Christian and completely not gay, right? How about some roleplaying?

>>11224291
All you did was zoom the image in. I've tried that already. I was kinda hoping somebody would whip up some photoshop magic and extend the image without losing any of it.

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>>11224366
ooook

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>>11224366
bless me father Ruby, for I have had sinful thoughts of you. Please spray me in the face with absolution

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Alright, I'm done with the teasing. How is everypony?

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im gunna go build a firepit, brb

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Yall niggas need jeebus.

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>>11224489

I don't do bukkake. Semen is sacred and must transfer from being inside one body to inside another. Open your lips and you will receive.

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>>11224489
>>11224597

>Open your lips and you will receive.
>Ruby is so desperate he's trying to auto-fellate himself

I barely go 5 hours of sleep
I do not have fever 97.7 Fahrenheit
I feel a tingle on my left leg
And I'm terrified of going to the doctor and having to explain this
Should I go to the doctor?
No more blood is coming out

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>>11224781
Fuck, I meant >>11224597 as a reply to >>11224486

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And incidentally, /b/read already has someone into auto-fellatio. That someone is Socks. But he only shows up once in a blue moon.

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>>11224804
>Should I go to the doctor?
Yes, probably.

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>>11224804
All people will say is "yes go to the doctor" because you sound scared. You are completely fine, the bleeding has stopped, all symptoms at this point are panic.

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>>11224804

You should have gone to see a doctor when you were bleeding out the ass.

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PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR FOR A MINOR ABRASION EVEN IF IT IS IN YOUR ASSHOLE. STOP WORRYING HIM, STOP WASTING ER TIME WITH NOTHING.

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Internal bleeding > external bleeding, especially when you have fecal matter coming into contact with your blood stream.

Imagine if you died from an ass cut.
What an embarrassing way to go.

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>>11224804
Don't worry, most doctors tend to hear about that stuff almost all the time.

>>11224928
Should I avoid spicy food?

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>>11225047

Yep. A pretty common occurrence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UGraFUuQjA

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you should avoid taking 11 inches of bulging dudebeef up your shitpipe faggot

That should definitely not stop.

>>11221482
What constitutes a "Gay sex problem"?

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>>11225133
Bleeding in the butt post-coitus

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>>11224597
>>11224781
>>11224826

lulz

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>>11225131
what the world really needs more of

>>11225025
I'm really worried that I might get a serious infection in that particular area or a blood infection
I was on antibiotics prior to this because I got a really sore throat and an infection after singing
But I fear I might need something a with a bit more punch to keep away the bacteria from infecting me
Also I went to,poop and there was a line of coagulated blood on it and I soaped up my finger and inserted it to try to clean all the poop from there

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I'm actually vexed that this discussion is continuing, especially to see people citing random fright inducing medical facts when the medical guideline has already suggested he does not need a doctor. The bleeding stopped within the hour, much less than the day you are suggested to see a doctor after.

>finally find perfect car at a dealership
>ready to buy the car
>two other people get an appointment after I'm looking at it and get to drive it off the lot
>sales people try to prevent me from buying the car because my dealer came from a store down the road in the same auto group

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You may as well start telling him he probably has ass cancer at this point.

He does.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhikdD6Hf2M

>>11225638
You are right but I'm frightened all this paranoid thoughts I can't breathe
What if I need surgery and I have to explain my mom all of this
I will wait for a complete 24 hours
I will keep checking my body temperature if it goes up to 98.6 Fahrenheit I'm fcuked
Also I will keep looking out for blood
Forgive me for being this paranoid not many people IRL knows that I'm like this and I tell this guy that I was ok that there was just a bit of blood I don't want him to worry about this

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>>11226379
Those are scary thoughts but you may as well worry about getting in a car accident on the way to the hospital. If he wasn't wearing a condom then you might have some concerns.

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Just tell the dude who fucked you to take you to a hospital to get checked if you're that paranoid
You'll probably be fine without a doc though

>>11226651
Remove pants

but why

>>11226817
For science

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>>11226873

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>>11226817
>>11226873

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So who do you guys think he is?

You.

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>>11227008

>>11226970
Stop it please.

So who is this guy anyways? Only a matter of time until we find out and tell everyone we can, that's for sure.

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With as many homosexuals as bread has, it could be a number of people

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>>11227406
We have top people on this Pasta. I say again TOP people. I'd say we're already close to cracking the case.

Shut up.

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>>11227306
We can narrow it down. He let a guy fuck him in the ass so he's obviously gay. Now we just need to list all the gay posters in the thread. There can't be that many.

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I might have an idea of who it could be, but I'm not enough of an asshole to say any names

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IT WAS ME
it wasn't really me though

>>11227481
Say it.

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>>11227495
I will not

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>>11227459
It honestly could be one of the people who have been identifying themselves as straight.

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Odds are, I'm wrong, anyway

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>>11227521
like you?

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>>11227521
Shit. That's right. It could be anyone of you.

>>11227542
>>11227542
>>11227542
>>11227542
>>11227542

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>>11227542

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>>11227568
Is that what the guy who pounded your ass looked like?

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>>11227726

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You could potentially narrow it down by posting style, phrasing / word choice, and timing... the anonymity prevents most other forms of identification, doesn't it?

>>11227568
>that pic
Kek

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wouldn't you prefer a nice clean filly to a ripped up asshole?

Well I have to go now 98.96 Fahrenheit means trouble.
>>11227481
Stop it
>>11227306
Stop it please

>>11227726
Kek

>>11227748
I am getting the posts analysed now actually and will compare the results to selections from the archive.

>>11227757
Okay sure. Good luck

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>>11227757
Good luck, anon.

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>>11227748
That is how I got an idea of who it was
>>11227757
Good luck, sir

If only this type of thread would slow the FUCK down! I don't usually have a problem with it, but I do when there is 3 - 5 that keep putting my thread in danger!

>>11227824
Who is it?

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>>11227836
What is your thread, Anon?

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>>11227856

>>11227519
>>11227529

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buttsechs
not even once

>>11227869
Just a very unfamous LPS thread! Nothing too popular!

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>>11227836
What shitty slow general are you from?

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wats lps

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>>11227935
What does lps stand for?

Littlest Pet Shop.

Ostensibly.

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>>11227973
Why do you know this Darwin?

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>>11227935
>>11227959
>>11227963
>LPS
Littlest Pet Shop? >>11111452

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moar like
twilight BARKle
amirite

>>11227987
Because it is there in the /trash/ catalogue, you imperceptive idiot.

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as an imperceptive idiot I object to things

>>11227856
He doesn't actually know.

I object to YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Normal body temperature
Most people have an average body temperature of about 37°C (98.6°F), measured orally (a thermometer is placed under the tongue). Your temperature may be as low as 36.3°C (97.4°F) in the morning or as high as 37.6°C (99.6°F) in the late afternoon. Your temperature may go up when you exercise, wear too many clothes, take a hot bath, or are exposed to hot weather.

You are panicking yourself for no reason. Enjoy your pointless doctor trip, you don't even have a fever for them to treat.

HA HA

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>>11228012
Not under the name LPS. Come on just spit the true out Darwin we're all friends here.

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>>11228042
I wish sweetie belle was on my face

then you'd all look stupid

>>11227950
Uh... I'm a newfag that joined 6 weeks ago?

>>11227963
Littlest Pet Shop!

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>>11227757
>>11227757
>>11227757
>>11227757
>or as high as 37.6°C (99.6°F) in the late afternoon.
Have you bothered to research anything?

>>11228055
It must be very difficult going through life without the ability to deduce simple things.

>>11228070
We already look stupid by virtue of not having any fillies with us.

He was asking people here for advice, so no.

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>>11228079
yes you do look stupid because of that
why would you neglect to acquire a filly companion

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>>11228079
This not a counter in this situation, just spit it out already Darwin.

>>11227993
Yeah, that is my post right there!

>>11228095
I need to build a proper dungeon first.

>>11228104
See: >>11227993

Other people can also make deductions. You are:

1) A moron.
2) Failing at your implications.

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>>11228072
>>11228110
Oh, fun! What is the appeal of Littlest Pet Shop? I've never seen it.

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I literally cut myself on rusty metal and then got water that has been pooling under a leaking sink for months on it and I'M FINE SO SHUT UP.

I am afraid he will need to have his butt amputated.

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post yfw aids-anon is just looking for an excuse to come out of the closet, hence the contrived doctor's visit

>>11228119
How do you know people can do that? Are you a mind reader?

But why not simply declare it instead of the rigmarole?

I've seen a few episodes of LPS
It's not much different from your average cartoon

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>>11228119
fillies should go in a bed
a bed without a filly in it is just dirty rags on a bag of packing peanuts

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>>11228140

>>11221566
>calling others faggots
>posting meme le racist horse
kys

>>11228044
I was putting my pants on
Ok you are right I have read it but I'm a bit of hypochondriac
But what if it goes above 37.5 Celsius
I measured the temperature in my arm pit 36.8 Celsius ok now I really have to go in my anus is 37.6 Celsius
I'm a total idiot

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>>11228191
That's batman he's a fat swedish nazi cripple driver.

>>11228126
I've only watched a few episodes & was only expecting to cringe! Things backfire & that explains how my thread got there!


It is hard to explain, there is a lot of nonsense & illogical stuff as well as a far amount of funny backfires. The show is kind of a WILD MIX that just works!

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>>11228191
what's wrong with racism

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>>11228197
STOP, THE ANUS IS WARMER THAN REGULAR BODY TEMPERATURE.

I remember when it was new and some threaders were avataring with Twilight Barkle or whatever its real name is.

>>11228159
A water bed?

Oh, this is great.

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>my anus is 37.6 Celsius

>>11228218
Veterinarians measure the body temperature of animals from their butt we are mammals I thought it was similar for us

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A rectal temperature is 0.5°F (0.3°C) to 1°F (0.6°C) higher than an oral temperature.

>>11228215
The fact that it literally disassembles an entire team/group/army!

>>11228229
How the hell do you check the temperature of your ass?

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>>11228266
>>>>>>How the hell do you check the temperature of your ass?

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>>11228212
Cool! I love MLP, so maybe I'll like LPS too. Thanks!

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>>11228212
i like LPS. it reminds me a lot of the old muppet babies show. or ed edd and eddy, with all the imagination stuff the pets do.

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>>11228219
my parents used to have one of those

do people even waterbed now?

>>11228308
No. The collapse of Western civilization is in full effect now, and we are never getting those beds back.

>>11228266
Well duh with a digital thermometer.
>>11228259
Ok don't get mad sorry I'm terrified i have seen blood come out from my rear end twice prior to this but never watched it bleed like today at 2 am

>>11228293
It reminds me of the good old days of Totally Spies and Kim Possible.

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I knew someone who had a waterbed once, I dont honestly see how someone could sleep on them
>>11228219
Zoe Trent

>>11228280
>>11228293
Well I got some really BAD NEWS for you then! I was doing some research & there is a reboot coming in 2018!

Sadly, none of the main characters made it & their NEW replacements look like "rainbowfied crack"!

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>>11228332
Continue to draw my ire and you will see a lot more.

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I want to see a lot more.

>>11228394
Oh, of course, that one.

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>>11228324
how are those things related

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>>11228394
>>11228308
>>11228219
You guys are making me miss my old water bed.

>>11228332
>>11228332
God I'm fucking stupid! You can't see your ass crack but I guess you could see the thermometer if it were in your ass.

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>>11228465
>t. never used a thermometer

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>>11228465
You could also use a mirror.

>>11228429
I am not sure. I love blaming 9/11 and the current political climate for the disappearance of things I liked.

>>11228455
Shut UP.

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Like, what if you have nightmares of drowning cause of them

What if your cat gets on it and pokes holes in it

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>>11228406
aw, that sucks.
they got a few good years at least.
are any of the old VAs still involved? or animators?

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Remember the 90s?

No.

>>11221596
>>11221600
Who's this? I forget.

Where is skitz? Has he ded?

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sit on something that you know is 98.6 degrees

if the object gets warmer, you know that your ass is hotter than the object

if your ass gets warmer you should put a sweater on

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Hurracan got 'im.

>>11228465
The digital thermometer has an LCD display and it has ahold feature to keep the highest measured temperature in there and it even beeps with different alarms to tell you if you have fever
It's not rocket science and it costed me like 15 dollars

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Sit on a dick, if it feels cold you have a butt fever.

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>>11228488
I blame filly haters for stuff

>>11228504
What are the season finales of lps like? Do the episodes lead up to one big epic showdown with some main antagonist like in mlp?

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>>11228507
That reminds me... I came across a /v/ nostalgia thread which was kinda interesting to read:

>>>/v/388326792

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I only like to go in pet shops to sniff the budgies

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>>11228504
I haven't checked the dev team yet, I don't think they are the same people if they made Little Crack Shop but I could be wrong!

>>11228535
Congratulations for not being bothered with something in your ass!

>>11228546
Ha what if I get my ass torn apart again
No thanks I don't want to watch dicks for at least a month

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>>11228583
theyre like little scootaloos but the wrong color

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The cummies will create a healing barrier over the booboo.

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anon anticipated his ass problems and wisely invested in thermal ass technology

>>11228465
Here take a look at it they are very useful and they could feed hypochondria really bad
https://www.infihealthcare.com/my-care-economy-range-digital-thermometer.html

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>>11228551
it's more like the seasons arc towards the grand opening of some sort of expansion for the pet shop. there was a pet hotel, a pet cafe, i'm not clear on all of it but there isn't really a big bad for the show. just the primary antagonists of the biscuit twins, and even they eventually reveal that blythe is actually a fairly close friend to them. frenemies, i guess would be the word.

>>11228599
is that the new group?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM

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FINALLY SOMEONE POSTED IT

>>11228625
It has been like 4 years since I let someone cream pie my butthole

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No problem?

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I forgot that thing existed

it isn't funny anyway

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>>11228703
Let this be a lesson, your butthole needs cummies more consistently to stay healthy.

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>>11228229

So what you are saying is you have a hot ass.

>>11228673
Yeah, that is the NEW group of pets! They look pretty bad, right?

>>11228664
Look buddy, it's okay if you need that extra measure! But me, anything that touches my butthole including objects other than ME get knocked away!

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It has been playing in my head every time I look at this thread though.

I am so sorry.

>>11228738
Have you ever been at 39.7 Celsius for 6 hours and the only way to lower the temperature is by bathing in cold water?
That's what I call being furiously hot

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>>11228789
>>11228801

>>11228820
Hey, thanks, you too.

>>11228760
So you are straight?
What if you need to be checked for prostate cancer and a bloob test wasn't enough?
I know it's kind of ironic but anal pleasure is blasphemously good

Blood* test

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>>11228820

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my chances of dying of prostate cancer are higher because I'm never getting a prostate exam ever

>>11228959
Uhmmm but you didn't denied being a faggot...

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>>11228760
i guess the kitty cat looks alright. but that dog...
is that a goat?

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>>11228984
butts are gross and stuff shouldn't go in them

Even filly butts?

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even filly butts

Traitor.

So where are you supposed to stick it, if not the butt?

>>11229061
If it not clean yeah
>tfw when this anon didn't denied being a fag again

It wouldn't surprise me
There only 1 poster I know that he's 100% straight there are two others that say they are straight but I have my suspicions
Aside from them everyone else in here is a fag to some degree

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fillies have other, better holes in them

The mouth?

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>>11229176
that's a pretty good hole

>>11229184

Is it your favorite?

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>>11229215
it's second best

>>11229231

Do you eat pussy?

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>>11229163
Names?

>>11229231
Anal sex is the Holy Grail of sex and cumming with out touching you cock it's one of the greatest things that could ever happen to someone

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>>11229249
yeah but filly is preferred

>>11229275
Cate is straight 100%
Smokey and raptor are 90% straight

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Time to go do some grocery shopping.

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>>11229307
There's at least one more 90% straight person.

>>11229291

Yeah, but like, you eat filly pussy, right?

>>11229335
Name him

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>>11229307
Thank you anon.

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>>11229368
Urshula

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>>11229307
i'm 100% straight you asshole.
i've definitely had more women than you ever will.

>>11229392
Isn't him the one that shares Apple jack and princes luna lewds with raptor to masturbate with raptor simultaneously?

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>>11229392
now you have to say so on 100 seperate occaisions before i believe you

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>>11229429
We do share lewds sometimes, yes... not for simultaneously masturbation, however.

>>11229460
I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

>>11229545
>simultaneously
*simultaneous

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YAWNNNNN

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>>11229545

>>11229619
aaaaahhh!

>>11229545
Uhmmmm ok
You are in my 90% straight list if you are being completely honest

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>>11229724

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>>11229724
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>11229311

What do you usually buy at the grocery store?

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>>11229750
Thank you! I appreciate it.

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you guys misinterpreted the anon from earlier.
did you all not see where he said, "i fear i might get kicked out" in response to the question of why he cared if people found out?

like our group ever kicked anyone out for being a fag. no. he was talking about playing straight for people IRL.

at this point it should be obvious who the person was, and if you've deduced it like i have, please don't out him itt as it was a pretty embarrassing situation, and he posted anon for a reason.

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>>11229774
Ohhhhh its that guy!!!!

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>>11229753

>>11229773
soz

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>>11229821
Who are you, Zecora Anon?

>>11229872
>soz
Sorry? What?

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>>11229774
who was it ?

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>>11229770
food?

>>11229989
omg you never give ANY DETAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>11229997
I've posted a picture before.

>>11230022
BUT NOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>11230029

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>>11229949
i don't want to say ITT, it might embarrass him.
i'm not sure if i even want to message him about it on steam, but i'm kind of worried as well.

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>>11229904
Thats a hell of a question.

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>>11229989

Yeah, but what kind of food? What do you usually make for your daily meals?

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>>11230127
Alright. I'll just call you Zecora or Zecora Anon if that's okay with you.

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>>11230163
I usually get bananas for work and since I'm single I usually just make something on the weekend and it'll last me the rest of the week.

>>>>since I'm single

O-Oh...

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>>11230126
OOOOOh I think I might know who it is

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>>11230221
I'm fine with whatever senpai.

>>11228989
Yeah, that is indeed a goat! I don't see why they bothered adding a goat... I mean who buys a goat other than Farmers?

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>>11230317
interesting I can't say "senpai"

>>11230314
Fuck off

>>11230503
kys desu

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>>11230433
>>11230317
a world filter?

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>>11230433
Did you trip a word filter?

Let's see...

desu baka senpai

>>11230317
I'll call you Zigger since you're a zigger lover

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>>11230560
eyup.

>>11230588
Aww i'm gonna miss saying senpai.

>>11230635
And i'll call you a shitlord. Since you're a shit lord.

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>>11230503
thats a bit unnecessary

what crawled up your ass and died

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>>11230848
An eternity of bleakness.

>>11230804
"Please Mr. Zigger. Come fuck my wife with you superior black cock, for i am just a frail and weak white pony with a small cock.".

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>>11230866
sounds retarded and sad

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>Entire dorm wants to watch the Mayweather vs McGregor fight
>Can't watch pay per view
>I give them a link I found on /bant/ in a minute

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baka desu senpai

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>>11231057
senpai Senpai senpai Senpai senpai Senpai senpai

>>11231066
*replies to you*

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>>11231050
they'll reward you with a prostitute soon enough.

How're you Rubles?

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>>11230870
"how bout instead of plowing your slutty wife, you get your small dick white pony ass on top of my 24cm dong?"