/sug/ - Steven Universe General >tfw he will never be yo

>>11218286
Jasper is best gem

>>11218318
also true

im desperate anyone here autistic and interested in going out with me?

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gettin a nice shattering

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Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow.

>>11218348
Woah that's worse than the BARN

>>11218348
we can store em in the barn

>>11218348
CANT WAIT BURN THE BLUE BITCH

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>>11218342
I like how honest this person is, you should all be so honest about how broken you are. Godspeed you human mistake.

>>>11218363
Careful not to break your arm again, it would be a shame if one less anon posted here.

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>>11218348
You're
Not
MEEEE

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yeah I love to BARN

Be honest
And
Respectable to
New Gems

>>11218385
go out with me you autistic piece of shit i want to cuddle god damn it

>>11218385
Doing god's work bloopleposter

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>school's out
>threads become noticeably more awful

>>11218410
school just started again retard, and it's almost 2a,

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>>11218392
Fuck off, I rather die alone then ever go out with any of you spergs.

>>11218404
:) Go fuck yourself, cunt.

>>11218422
You happy you don't have a curfew today sweetie :)

/sug/ is over, isn't it?

>>11218438
YES

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Oh dear.

On behalf of Homeworld and the Blue Court, I would like to sincerely apologize for my Pearl's unacceptable behavior towards you all.

She had a little too much to drink the previous night, and it's her first time experiencing what the humans call a "hangover".

I will be sure to reprimand her accordingly.

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>>11218361
no molest
kiss

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>>11218410
The more you cry about hiatus Sug, the stronger I get. You /comfy/ spergs should be beaten (not to death though, as as killing people is morally wrong)

>>11218445
In reality, you're an autistic rp-scumbag, and you need to off yourself, you also posted a pornbait gem. Please kill yourself.

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cutest gem

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>>11218462
and keep kissing

>>11218488
*FOTM that no one cares about anymore

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best mom?

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>>11218509
right here

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ok, a better twist on the "steven is a crossdresser" meme:

big bara steven wearing sexy lingerie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QssWMrJUWwg

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>>11218490
okay just a little while longer

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>>11218519
best HUMAN mom I meant

>>11218545
>inb4 chille tid pearl

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>>11218488
you got it senpai

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all you shitty redditards need to fuck off back to your hugbox

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>>11218542
He needs to breath you know

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>>11218365
>>11218369
What's the point anymore...

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>>11218557
NOT LIKE THAT

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>>11218578
Too late

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>>11218401
I rather kill myself than ever go out with any speg anons.

Right. I'm going to bed. Make sure you all keep yourself safe, and sleep well. I need more people to insult belittle and hurt tomorrow. Just know I truly hate all of you /Sug/ posters you all need to die and I'm glad that you didn't get a new episode. Goodnight.

>>11218593
night dadfucker

do you believe in the sneeple, /sug/?

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>>11218591
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>11218593
Wonder when he'll give up.

>>11218593
come back, we need you more than ever

>>11218614
/sug/ will never stop giving him (You)s

>>11218609
Oh they're real
>>11218089

>>11218574
Nothing really matters...

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>>11218624
You're right. There's a lot of dumb people like me around.

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Be careful. The real Blue Pearl is arriving soon.

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>>11218545
>in an interview Becky said amy was based on her friend who she said she thought was the most beautiful person and would draw her a lot
>makes an artist character who draws amethyst a shit ton, enough to fill up a whole garage of paintings of her alone

Vidalia was Beckys true self insert all along

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>>11218637
Anyone can see...

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>>11218648
the real real one?

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>>11218667
Yes. Gems are real.

>>11218638
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>>11218678
god I fucking wish

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>>11218572
that's all in his head, they only need each other

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>>11218678
i, for one, welcome our new rock overlords...ladies?

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>>11218638
>>11218667

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>>11218707
Submission will end up bringing you something you would call "death by snu snu".

Why do I continue to live, life isn't worth anything.

I
Think you are all faggots
Who are really gay

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>>11218725
yes please

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>>11218725
i hope i'm the first one

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>>11218574
steven's cum must be invigorating

>>11218687
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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

Working on:
>Martha/OC with the possibility of becoming Vidalia/OC: https://pastebin.com/nitjhM83

Coming soon:
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

I just completed the Alola Dex in my copy of Sun, thank goodness for Dragonite SOS chains!

>>11218762
and intoxicating

>>11218762
It literally has all the proprieties a gem needs.

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>>11218762
Drinking his cum must be pretty soothing and revitalizing if you think about it.

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>>11218743
Tru

>>11218777
I have almost all of the living dex. My cousin just stole my gliscor. Do you have any?

>>11218529
isn't he the boy in swish swish?

>>11218805
Asking for a gligar i mean

>>11218805

I'm afraid I don't, Gligar/Gliscor require Pokemon Bank.

>>11218796
he is fat and eats unhealthy, I really doubt his cum is something not disgusting

>>11218762
Steven's cum is sand.

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>>11218796
That's enough, Lapis. Stop thinking about your friend that way.

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>>11218774
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Let's get this out onto a tray.

Nice!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>11218914

>>11218796
>>11218883
>goes down smooooooth
>increases life span and refreshes the body

>>11218930
I've just started watching this guys videos and I can't believe how fucking jacked he is

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>>11218762
Would love to lap it up while he just chills, closes his eyes, and puts his arms behind his head.

>>11218940
casual succ

>>11218935
So that's why Lapis was so worried about Steven going to Homeworld, she didn't wanted to share.

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>>11218924
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13790388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13790388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13790388

important poll I promise

Don't you hate it when you're really tired and trying to sleep and your brain is like "lol remember you're going to die someday" Anyway, what your favourite comedy movie, sug?

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>>11218848
But it's healing.

>>11218883
It's normal for gems to drink their friend's cum on Homeworld.

>>11218985
>Anyway, what your favourite comedy movie, sug?
The one where Peridot drinks too much lapissade and pisses herself.

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drew a chill rose to practice different body types cause i need to practice anatomy

Cookie here, gimmie requests

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>>11218985
we're all gonna die one day desu the only question I have is what the hell happens next

I liked The Goonies

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>>11219007
a cute Sadie with a donut

>>11219007
Give me a Pink pearl

>>11219017
We go back to the void.

>>11219007
Lactating Jasper

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>>11218937
It's all the coffee instant type 1 and botulism

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>>11218940
I've done that before. It was so good. I really miss it.

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>>11218964
Imagine if the Diamonds found out, she'd never get him back.

>>11218996
You're on Earth, Lapis

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>>11218971
11 people want you to post it Sugar.

I bet you won't do it >:^)

>>11218985
bruce almighty

>>11219007
A Pearl being a good pearl.

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>>11218985
I do not think I have ever experience that particular phenomenon. I hope this is not a regular occurrence for you.

My favorite comedy movie: Airplane!

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>>11219007
What body types do you normally draw?

For a request, how about Amethyst kicking ass. Perhaps she has poofed one or more corrupted gems.

>>11219057
She'll probably try to go to Homeworld before the they put their mouths on him

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reminder that Garnet will suffer severe mental hell for possibly thirty or more seconds because of this man's - soon to be woman's - regeneration

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>>11219085
Evening, actual Bloople.

>>11218527
I mean

Would he shave?

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>>11219053
>ywn hold a shaky steve while you share a pack of 20 year old crackers

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hello everyone it's me your new favorite Pearl

>>11219073
Hey Bloop. How's it going.

>>11218985
Not necessarily like that, but when I try to sleep, my brain is still awake thus making it harder to sleep.

Also Kung Pow is my favorite comedy.

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>>11218985
>Don't you hate it when you're really tired and trying to sleep and your brain is like "lol remember you're going to die someday"

That's never happened to me, but sudden realizations have often left me sleepless.

>>11219073
>>11219085

Hi, Bloople! Did you try the spices I recommended?

>the good bloople is gone when the attention whore kicks in
that's a shame.

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>mfw I've spent too long conking out before real /sug/ hours that I thought everyone left but really it was my sleepiness that kept me away from the senpai

>>11219101
Depends, where?

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>>11219111
Put whatever you want in Linus's hands.

>>11219121
they're both tryhard fags

>>11219132
at least one of them was funny

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>>11219110

Fuck, I forgot my favorite comedy movie.

I guess Spaceballs and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut fill those roles, I can easily pop in either and still get a laugh out of 'em.

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>>11219100
Good evening, Anon. Are you as disappointed as I about the Southeast Asia leak fizzling out?

>>11219101
I believe one of the points of being bara is to have hair.

>>11219106
Greetings Yellow Pearl.

>>11219107
Greetings, Anon. I have had an... interesting day. How are things with you, Anon.

>>11219110
I did! It made my morning cup so much better! I was very sparing with the coriander.

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>>11219060
She's not used to all those weird restrictive laws yet, cut her some slack.

>>11219086
>flies to homeworld at light speed as soon as she hears he's gone
>singlehandedly dismantles the gem empire to save steven's penis

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>>11219040
I have never drawn sadie before

>>11219085
Usually skinny peeps, or myself, which still falls into that category.

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>>11219140
>yfw Steven has no genitalia because he is half-rock

>>11219139
I am disappointed, but at this point I am used to it. On the bright side, I am practicing French with a friend so my skills don't degrade.

>>11219134
>you're all dadless neets i hate you all XD
>funny
nope, just tryhard ebin troll

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>>11219147
what a QT! thanks m8

>>11219139
Oh boy, what happened today?

It was alright despite some stressing.

friendly reminder that all avatarfags should kill themselves

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>>11219160
I HAVE AIDS SO I'M NEARLY THERE

>>11219155
I don't think you appreciate the humour if someone is clearly dadless, using it as a blunt insult to others.

It's a cry for help, but it is funny, you don't appreciate it because you're part of /comfy/

>>11219160
are rpfags avatarfags too?

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>>11219155
This. I miss the days when trolling was funny, instead of just spamming the same shit for replies.

>>11219166
This. And seem to stuck a nerve with some anons, kek

>>11219175
>>11219166
I thought you were going to bed

>>11219169
Trolling is only trolling when it's funny. Dipshits who misuse the word "troll" need to jump in front of a high-velocity shuttle.

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>Suddenly realize that I have nothing good to breed in Sun barring HA Alolan Vulpixes.

Goddamn it, what to breed...

>>11219139
>I did! It made my morning cup so much better! I was very sparing with the coriander.

That's great to hear! I actually forgot to mention ground cloves and ginger in the list, but I have a feeling that two more spices would've overpowered the coffee.

>>11219179
We're or at least I am not Dadless Bloople Anon.

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>>11219153
These days, to be a Steven Universe fan is to know disappointment. I have no love for the bomb format.

> I am practicing French with a friend
Oh! That is very neat! I do not currently speak another language, but I wish I could. I do have foreign language credits to obtain before I get my associates, though.

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/r/ing this with Pearl

>430 words
>nothing happens

eh, I'll take it. Not every scene can be something

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>>11219043
I love all the Pearls so much, I wish I was better at em.

Would any of you be interested in seeing a youtube video I made? I know Ive only been here like, three times, but I was just wondering. Just started off n' wanna get a few viewers!

>>11219140
How could she find him, anyway? By smelling him?

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>>11219169
I miss the days when trolling was funny, and not harassment campaigns, hate marches, death threats and dictators

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>Then where was her Pearl?
haha y-yeah where was she, huh?

>>11219194
Not the french learning anon, but what foreign language classes does your college offer? I'm thinking about doing Japanese and then french

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Jasper needs to be fart raped

>>11219194
We both learned French in school, so we have figured it is best to practice so we don't forget it all. The bomb format has been proven to be terrible time and time again, especially with OK KO coming out in weekly format (I think?)

>>11219234
she was morganite's pearl, anon

>>11219234
Making out with a Ruby?

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>>11219222
That was funny though.

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>>11219159
Today I was asked out on a date by a co-worker. It was very flattering, but it put me on the spot. I was quiet for too long before answering. Which only made things worse for both of us.

On top of that, I gave him an wishy washy "I will think about it" answer. I am kicking myself for not turning him down right away. I do not wish to get entangled with co-workers.

>>11219214
whoa! I like ur style so much, could u make a lapis pleaseeeeeee?

>>11219244
Morganites are just the gems in charge of the kindergartens

>>11219240
It would've been cool if some of their traits rubbed off on each other, like Lapis liking to fight more and Jasper thinking farts are funny.

I'm cutting this cancerous general out of my life for good. This place is cancer and this show is mediocre.

>>11219167
Yes

>>11218924
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>>11219301
cool headcanon that for some coincidental reason i used to have, but they said their morganite had them replaced.

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>>11219218
Of course, she's huffed his shirts so many times that she could track him from a galaxy away.

>>11219311
See you tomorrow anon

>>11219311
see you tomorrow

>>11219269
Aww man. I feel you on dating co-workers as a no no. It's just awkward, especially if you guys break up after dating. Hopefully you can gather the strength next time and tell the guy no.

>>11219311
Later anon. See ya tomorrow

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>>11219311
fare thee well!

>>11219311
then... why r u here anon?
oh I know.. maybe u depressed bcause ur moms dick is bigger than yours or maybe u got cucked by ur bf lol

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>>11219188
Oh yes. I think that would have been too much. Especially ginger. That is a very strong spice.

>>11219214
I am certainly interested. I love seeing the creations of Anons.

>I love all the Pearls so much
You have great taste.

>>11219236
To my knowledge they offer Spanish, French, Portuguese, Mandarin, and Japanese. I am keen on learning Japanese, but I hear it is very difficult. I may try Duolingo next summer to help out.

>>11219243
French is not often spoken here in the US. Especially in Southern California. It is good that you have someone to practice with. Have you tried watching Wakfu in french?

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>>11219068
Pearls got my dream job in this pic. Also,

>tfw you draw something too hard that when you erase it the outline still stays

>>11219303
That would be a good thing, but then you'll need to do that with every fusion

>>11219360
Japanese doesn't seem as bad, but I think some teachers are very quick and expect you to keep up with their pace.

>>11219007
A lapis would be really cool, thanks in advance!

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>>11219329
Then why didn't she noticed he was on Homeworld until he told her?

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>>11219360
No, I have not. I haven't ever really looked around for much in the way of French media, although perhaps I should start. Is Wakfu considered good?

>>11219374
Nah, it could be bullshitted that it only happens if two gems are fused for too long, so the only issue would be Garnet.

>>11219319
Lets say for example a person named David is in a library to get a copy of "Moby Dick." David finds that the only copy of "Moby Dick" is in an unusable condition. He talks to the librarian, Morgan, and explains to her that he wanted to read "Moby Dick," but he can't because of its condition.

It wouldn't be weird for Morgan to say that she would have "Moby Dick" replaced, despite Morgan not being the one needing "Moby Dick."

Could be the same for Morganite.

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>>11219350
Yes. I had thought about that as well. I would hate for a failed trist or relationship to ruin the mostly-safe feeling I have from work. I am building myself up to be more direct next time.

If anyone has advice on how to let him off the hook easy, I am open to suggestions.

>>11219401
Please do not do the whole "let him down easily" thing. Just state that you don't date co-workers.

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>>11219360
>Oh yes. I think that would have been too much. Especially ginger. That is a very strong spice.

Agreed, I only bring out the other spices during the winter season when I need something to make a low-quality blend taste like a holiday blend.

>To my knowledge they offer Spanish, French, Portuguese, Mandarin, and Japanese. I am keen on learning Japanese, but I hear it is very difficult. I may try Duolingo next summer to help out.

It is, I took Japanese during high school (one of the reasons why I was able to go to Japan was because of those classes) and the language structure is very different from western languages.

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>>11219397
i don't think that's the case but alright anon. they said they were found fusing by their morganite, i don't think rubies and pearls are raised in the same place.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11219401
Just let him know that you prefer not to be in a relationship at the moment. Let him know that you're just not interested. Instead of letting him off easy, just be straight up. Tell hin that you aren't interested in dating anyone at all

>>11219418
To be fair, a lot of languages are very different from English language structure

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mirror mirror on the wall who's the thiccest gem of all

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>>11219388
She was much too busy writing fanfics about them dating and ODing on Steven's clothes to notice. When she finally got the call she was barely conscious in a pile of Steven's dirty shorts.

Est-ce que c'est possible qu'ons obtiennent jamais les épisodes nouveaux?

Why are we all still here? Just to suffer?

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>>11219363
That is incredibly cute. You are a very good artist.

>>11219375
A rapid pace would do it. My study time is limited due to my job. It seems like such an interesting language and I would love to be able to go to Japan with some knowledge of how to read and speak the language.

>>11219392
I absolutely love Season 1 of Wakfu. The villain, in particular, was well executed. Seasons 2 and 3 were less well put together, but still enjoyable. I am certain it is full of many puns that do not translate well to english.

>>11219418
Yes, I recall highschool spanish was a little weird in that they say the noun then the adjective that applies to that noun. For example: Giant Woman / Mujere Giante

What talents do you have, /sug? Or are you talentless shells. In which case I won't judge.

I WANT ADULT STEVEN TO BREED MY BUSSY

>>11219468
lapis shush

>>11219456
Interesting. I suppose I'll have to note it down and make some time to watch it. Not that I'm short on time..
>>11219466
I am mediocre to passable at everything I've tried so far. However, I never surpass that point.

>>11219453
How Steven hasn't noticed yet all the clothes he's missing?

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we french now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKlW-yOlOOE

>>11219466
Used to be talentless, until I started welding.

>>11219466
i cook alright. i also dance alright. i draw kind of mediocre idk if it counts

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>>11219360
I had a hard time with a pose for Amethyst, so I hope you dont mind a tired out from battle Amy instead!

Aight, here you go. Albeit, it's pretty boring, but I hope to get better with experience! https://youtu.be/PUS39tLflEI

>>11219466
i have good taste

>>11219007
sheldon from splatoon x yellow pearl pls thank you

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>>11219466
I can kinda draw [spoiler]with references[/spoiler]

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>>11219445
these two

>>11219466
>>11219491
>>11219492
>>11219480
>>11219493
>>11219505
I guess I should include myself, should I not?

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>>11219414
You have a good point. It is just so hard to be that direct. I was hoping for another way.

>>11219436
That sounds like similar advice to the other anon. Be direct. Though this part:
>Tell him that you aren't interested in dating anyone at all
Is not true. I am interested in dating people and, if I were not working with him, I would be more than happy to date him. He is very cute and funny. That makes it harder to be direct.

Thank you both for the advice. I think I knew that this would be the answer, but I was hoping it was not. I will try on Monday.

>>11219495
kys lain

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>>11219488
si vous le voulez, on peut parler en français..

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Where can I find a boyfriend as perfect as young Greg?

>>11219529
I have long hair, does that count?

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>>11219436

Agreed, but I've learned that from experience that Japanese is one of the more difficult languages to learn.

>>11219436
>Yes, I recall highschool spanish was a little weird in that they say the noun then the adjective that applies to that noun. For example: Giant Woman / Mujere Giante

Yeah, the first two years are easy since it's mostly learning grade school level Japanese but the difficulty jumps when you move on to learning Kanji.

>>11219466

I'm a good cook, especially when it comes to desserts and most recently chicken wings.

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>>11219493
>first video in the related video bar
>"I ALMOST GOT SHOT AT TACO BELL!"

that's how you know you're a real Youtuber if you get shit like that

you've got a nice voice desu

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>>11219466
I can sing, dance, knit, draw, good at manual things like clay and stuf, I can cook, I sew and also can make a lotta sounds like cats, birds, random animals and elmo lol....but Im shit because I do non of these in public

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>>11219544

Whoops, that second one was for >>11219456.

>>11219456
Oh well then that's good. Go for Japanese then.

Spanish is weird because sometimes sentences that you translate literally come off weird
>I go to the store
>yo voy a la tienda

>>11219521
I believe it is best to be direct - if he is a kind individual, he will understand. It is much better that way, us guys tend not to pick up on signs.

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>>11219486
She makes sure to only take a couple of his clothes at a time, and washes and puts them away for him later so he doesn't notice. After he was gone for so long she thought he had went on vacation and decided to help herself to all his clothes.

>>11219554
that's a good translation

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>>11219493
Oh my gosh, that is the cutest voice I have ever heard.

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>>11219466
I'm a decent cook, I have programming experience from my degree and past work, plus some other tech related knowledge, mostly on networks and network security
I've been meaning to try to learn how to draw also

>>11219555
This. Guys dislike it when you aren't direct

>>11219521
I assumed you weren't, my bad. No problem with the advice, I am happy to have helped you at the best of my abilities.

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>>11219466
i can write pron

>>11219585
Or rather - guys are too oblivious when it's not direct.

>>11219538
You also need to be smoking hot and have a sexy rockstar bod, and your face needs cute chubby cheeks, and you need to be a genuinely nice guy who's passionate for his artistic dream

>>11219466
>>11219518
Opinions aside, I can draw, can cook, can sing, can sorta build, and am very intelligent. I guess that's all until next time.

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>>11219387
>>11219297
Bam

>>11219456
Thank you!

>>11219546
kek
Thank you!

>>11219568
Aw shucks, thank you!

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>>11219466
I can sew, mold/cast, sculpt, draw, cook, solder, 3D model, and on a good day I can code. I am no master at most of these things, but I know enough to make costumes and props.

>>11219480
I hope you enjoy it. If not, at least it would be another outlet to keep practicing.

>>11219493
Thank you for the Amethyst! Her floof looks so soft.

Also, I really like your voice. I am still watching.

>>11219566
Hey thanks. I'm surprised I could remember it. I'm a mocho (that means a Hispanic that knows little to no Spanish). I'm not fluent, just decent.

>>11219594
That too. Women are absolute mysteries

>>11219599
but greg was fat and a manlet

>>11219599
>5/10 that probably could get better
>super skinny
>I hope I'm nice? Animals like me, does that count?
>artistic dream
I sure do like to write!

You're a horrid blend of 4chan, Reddit and Tumblr. I wish you all misery.

>>11219616
This is true. Also, they're scary and hard to approach.

Check out this shitty haiku I made years ago about nature


Beautiful nature
Fresh air, trees, and wildlife
Alright, cut them down

>>11219562
She probably doesn't keep track of time when she's buried in Steven clothing, how come nobody has caught her in the act?
What about the clothes he used for days when he has in space?

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>>11219630
don't call me 4chan

>>11219616
mocho means castrated in my country kek

a lot of hispanic kids are raised bilingual here,
some of my friends speak three languages. i know some french, but i forgot most of it as i grew up. i can read it though

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>>11219641
It made me laugh, anon. It's not shitty.

>>11219616
CHI

>>11219606
cute lapper

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>>11219606
u a genious! now this is what I call requests..this thread needs more anons like u

Which is better? Steven Universe, or Xavier: Renegade Angel?

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>>11219495
Here it is

The best ship

>>11219615
Thank you!

>>11219678
>>11219680
Glad you two like it!

>>11219659
Huh.. thanks anon.

>>11219672
CHI

>>11219651
Lucky you. My mom was teaching me spanish when I was 3 but stopped around 5 because my little sister was born

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>>11219712
I've subscribed. I want to hear more cute voices telling stories.

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>>11219617
Young Greg was slim and just looked short compared to Rose because she's 8 feet tall, he's around Pearl's height

>>11219619
I'd love a guy like young Greg, but honestly my standards are low as fuck and I'd date anyone who isn't an asshole or a fatass. 5/10 isn't too bad, skinny can be sexy, and liking writing is attractive to me, it means you're in touch with your creative side and probably aren't a complete idiot.

I'm middle class, and live in Boston. I'll never need another language, save for English

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>>11219606
Beautiful

> love kelly kirstein's cosplays
> look on her instagram story
> see her hanging out at roundtable's place

end my miserable existence

>>11219722
if i ever have an accident and end up having a kid i'll teach him/her all the languages i can, it only gets harder as you get older.
it really helps when trying to get a job

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dunno if this is a creepy poil or Coraline's fake mother

>>11219744
fug the smug

>>11219766
looks like a dark souls boss

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>>11219728
Thank you, I appreciate it! Also
>magearna
Excellent taste

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>Pearl has a sword and over thousands of years of experience using it
>The Doctor has a spoon and about five minutes of experience using it - but he has over two-thousand years of experience in showing off which more than makes up for it

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>>11219466
I'm talentless

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>>11219544
>>11219553
That is what I have heard. Kanji is where Japanese really begins to take its toll. I think it will be worth it.

>>11219555
I think he is kind. If anything, we at least operate in a relatively professional environment. The specter of HR lurks everywhere.

>>11219555
>>11219585
>>11219594
>us guys tend not to pick up on signs.
>Guys dislike it when you aren't direct
>Or rather - guys are too oblivious when it's not direct.

Hah! That reminds me of the first time I tried to drop hints to my ex-boyfriend that I wanted to have sex. I kept dropping hints and he didn't get it until I blurted it out. He asked, "How was I supposed to know?!?!"

>>11219616
>Women are absolute mysteries
We are not that opaque, are we?

>>11219638
I think the same of men. I am happy that your sex is more willing to risk rejection otherwise I may never have had a relationship.

>>11219758
There are full immersion elementary schools. I wish my parents had known about them. I would have had a head start on another language.

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>>11219643
Peridot knows about Lapis's addiction but she also knows not to bother Lapis when she goes on one of her benders. The other gems were too worried to notice all of Steven's clothes were missing.
Lapis was very eager to see Steven once she learned he was running around and sweating in the same clothes for days.

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>>11219742
>aren't a complete idiot
You've got no idea how wrong you are.

>>11219758
Oh of course it's beneficial. Being bilingual or polylingual opens up more pay and opprotunities in the work place.

Look at Japan. They open up schools to teach their natives English so they can benefit the businesses they work for.

>>11219766
It's a fusion of the two

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>>11219529
>>11219599
>>11219742
Greg is a good guy and a great father. I would not object to doing anything with him. Young Greg is... delicious.

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Bet we're getting new episodes til xmas...Fuck!

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SUDDENLY RED LAPIS

>>11219784
just out of curiosity, did you use to draw for /vp/? your cute style is sort of familiar

>>11219798
oh yeah, i was in an 'american' style school over here. they didn't really do much tho, i taught myself as a child because i wanted to understand movies and cartoons i liked in their original language. wish i had been in a jap or french school, english is too easy.

>>11219809
we have school which teach every major foreign language here. they're usually more expensive.

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>>11219798
>We are not that opaque, are we?
Take it this way - men tend to be simple. Not unintelligent, but simple. In most cases, they just want to dick around with their friends.

To a man's mind, a woman is a complete mystery. There's absolutely a separation there.

>>11219798
Kek. I'm telling you, we're pretty slow most of the times. Good thing you blurted it out before you stopped being in your sexual mood

>we are not that opaque, are we?
Yeah, you guys are. It's hard to tell what you want. Women expect men to know everything about what they want without telling us or giving easily detectable hints. We just like direct and straight up answers.

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/sug/'s resident introvert babby reporting in

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>>11219830
YAAAAAAAAS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS

>>11219842
Shoot, I forgot to include context.

For example, if a man says "I'm fine", he will generally be telling the truth. However, there is an odd trend of women saying they are fine, but then being frustrated when the man does not get that they are not - men assume that what is stated is the truth.

>>11219834
Not that anon, but galaxy used to draw for /vp/. She hasn't been on there for a while from what she's told me.

>We have school which teach every major foreign language
Where is it at?

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>>11219834
I went on vos drawthreads maybe like, 4 times at most. I drew a bunch of Miniors, a Magearna and a Primarina.

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>>11219858
>She hasn't been on there for a while from what she's told me.
understandable, it's gone to shit desu

t. /padt/ dweller

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>>11219828

IIRC, we haven't gotten new episodes since Winter Forecast's premiere.

>>11219798

Oh yeah, it really is. We had to use a guide while we were in Japan because of that despite our teacher being a native Japanese speaker.

>>11219867
Would it be okay if I asked you to draw an Audino?

>>11219828
who cares this show is shit

>>11219807
A complete idiot wouldn't have the drive or ability to write a page of anything with any comprehendable ideas involved in it.
Just the fact that you like writing probably puts you above the education level of a couple of retards I've dated in the past.

>>11219856
THIS
It absolutely killed me whenever my ex girlfriend would tell me she's fine when she really wasn't. It would stress me the hell out every time because I would assume I did something wrong.

>>11219875
It honestly has

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>>11219879
really?

>>11219893
Man = Dude
Kind = Love

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>>11219877
are you a fatfag anon?

>>11219858
i used to be there 2010- 2014, i dont really recall seeing galaxy's style

>>11219867
oh sorry, i had you mixed in with another drawfriend named Puru

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>>11219900
yeah, it fucking sucks, i hate it

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>>11219904
No, not really. I don't think of Audino in a sexual way at all, actually. I just think "that's a really cute Pokémon"

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>>11219877
I wanna watch Yvetal rape Audino

D-Do you happen to have Sun or Moon? I wanna battle if you do.

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>>11219875
>A fellow /vp/ dweller.

Holy shit, small world. I usually stick to the TCG Generals and Duel Generals when they show up.

>>11219858
>Not that anon, but galaxy used to draw for /vp/. She hasn't been on there for a while from what she's told me.

You learn something new everyday.

>>11219888
>It honestly has

Agreed, if it disappeared overnight I wouldn't really miss it.

>>11219916

Not him, but good. I still have nightmares of that one Audino shitposter.

>>11219858
oh i'm peruvian, we have a lot of uh 'international' themed schools which teach foreign languages. it's mostly basic to intermediate stuff, but it helps

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>>11219909
Ive been mistaken as em before. I think.

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>>11219923
I'm sorry, I don't. The latest Pokémon game I got was AS.
>>11219931
Audino shitposter? Huh?

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This is my breakfast.

>>11219938
i miss her, i remember drawing a couple reuniclus for her

>>11219931
better than the goodra shitposter

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>>11219923
Not that anon, but I got the game. I don't battle competitively though. Here's my twink of a character

>>11219936
Oh nice

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>>11219920
The upcoming lapis arc is going to be retarded because the entire thing is going to be trying to make you feel sad about lapis leaving the barn when that's all everyone but lapidirtfags want.

>>11219886
You might be right, I suppose. Most of the reason anyone thinks I have intelligence is because I can at least fake that somewhat well. Big words will get you far, even if you stutter all the time.

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>>11219931
yeah except on the /padt/ threads you run the risk of getting a fucking aneurysm

lemme put it this way: imagine the "if you hate your dad you deserve to fucking die" guy who does it for (You)s and multiply him

you think Summer's bad here oh boy

>>11219959
as someone who experienced that era from the genesis, HELL of a lot better than that twat

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>>11219982
Neither do I
Lets battle
FC?

>>11219955

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>>11219842
That seems straightforward.

>>11219856
Thank you for the context. I am very keen on that stereotype and I try to avoid it. "Fine" depends on tone of voice, which I suppose is not always detectable.

>>11219845
>before you stopped being in your sexual mood
Heh, I do not think that is possible.

>It's hard to tell what you want.

I think I understand what you mean. Dating a woman required paying a lot more attention to her and her moods.

>>11219876
That is a bit intimidating. I will still go for it, but I think I may need to allot a lot more study time for it.

>>11219900
What a view...

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>>11219986
holy shit fucking same