Murderous Games 259
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes it easier for me to manage the tributes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNwOz2yxJM
>>11214899
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown
>>11214899
HackaDolls
>>11214899
PANDEMONIUM LEADER ASTAROTH
Gal Reigen Arataka
Monochrome Grora
>>11214899
Arle Nadja
Heroes United
Elias Ainsworth
Good Vibes Yuki Sanada
>>11214899
Monochrome Registeel
>>11214899
Pandemonium Leviathan
>>11214899
Pandemonium Co-leader Ahri
Monochrome Akemi Homura
>>11214899
Jeff Gordon
Hero Megaman
Al Snow
>>11214899
Johnny
Pandemonium Zombie MJ
>>11214899
Bullet Club Henryk
Super Cool Team Cream
>>11214899
Monochrome Leader Aikawa
Kishin Sagume
Star Butterfly
Hero Deku
>>11214899
James Storm
Good Vibes Ash
>>11214899
Pandemonium Inchworm
>>11214899
Darius Ainsworth
>>11214899
Suz
>>11214899
Monochrome Monoko and Monoe
Noroi
Knucklehead
>Knucklehead doesn't get any of this faction stuff.
>>11214899
Escanor
>>11214899
Pandemonium Giratina
Pandemonium Pazuzu
Blowback Dragon
Shinoa
Matt
>>11214899
Little Toy Robot
Gals Eric Andre
Better dead than Al Bhed
Victorious Leprechaun
Monochrome Akari
>>11214899
Freebird
>>11214899
Akatsuki Doppelganger Arle
Clawdia
Pandemonium
>>11214899
Ikkun
Warmonster
>>11214899
Heroes United Saitama
>>11214899
Iida Tenya
>faggots being maggots
kys
>>11214899
Pandemonium Lissandra.
It is the only faction that makes sense.
>>11214962
If you join me I'll give you more fish than you'll ever need for the rest of your life.
>>11214913
I can't blame you for wanting the real deal anon, but come on, isn't Ahri good enough? Beggars can"t be choosers after all.
Laura Kinney
Araragi Koyomi
>>11214814
Ooh that's risky. Better keep those sheens slick unless you're looking to turn the guy into a pincushion and start needing a third sword.
>>11214853
You'd need freedom of movement for that kind of damage. There's lot's of risk versus reward there, all that energy put into something that may or may not pan out isn't as efficient as one quick fatal strike that puts someone down for good.
Mysterious Heroine X
Some shitty filler
Heroes Plain Bread Chan
Monochrome Deleter Matt Hardy
>>11215012
>Fish!? The demon has Knucklehead's full attention.
>>11215009
t. gals being cucks
What a turnout for Pandemonium.
Are we ready?
>>11215017
Can I drink your breast milk?
>>11214899
Pandemonium Kimblee
I hear you guys only accept monsters... But a date with such a lovely woman? What man could pass up such an offer?
>>11215033
Gentlemen, start your engines!
>>11215033
>[Go! REGISTEEL!]
...
>[What will REGISTEEL do?]
>>11215033
Ready as ever!
>>11215033
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>11214824
Bread is not alive but there is a lively satisfaction when ingesting it's doughy and flaky texture. Bread is something that crumbles to the touch, so it's best for you to take whole bites rather than wolf it down sloppily like a 3-month old child.
Just what are three exactly? I'm still confused, I don't even know your individual names.
>>11215009
Oh shit the rivalries are starting.
>>11214950
>>11215015
>>11215033
Put Arararararararararagi-san in. I have other things to do.
>>11215033
YEAH!
>>11215033
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Now hurry it up will ya?
>>11215033
>You are READY for another victory!
>And with that, you have just jinxed yourself to die in the Bloodbath.
>>11214962
Stop spreading the board to potential furries or ntrfags that could see it.
>>11215033
Ready whenever you are conductor! This should be a fun battle!
>>11215047
>>11215064
>Filler spamming faggot
Kill yourself.
>>11215084
>Knucklehead doesn't know what either of those things are, so she's probably not the one doing it.
>>11214899
Natsuki Subaru
I want that date with Ahri-tan!
>>11215033
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>11215040
W-wait...
>>11215012
What?! I don't remember agreeing to that!
>>11215001
>>11215005
>>11215033
Go and put this guy in instead of me.
>>11215047
Thank you. Keep this up and I will get you all the victims you need.
>>11215100
>Astaroth 2.0
ok
>>11215076
I won't accept this unless you say my name correctly.
>>11215105
That's lissandra you dumb cunt.
>>11215105
It's Baron, what do you expect?
>>11215033
You mean what a fillerspam for Pandemonium.
>>11215094
You don't need to know what they are to spread it to them, you posting this comic will drag in the trash to our certain board.
>>11215017
Well I generally don't stab that much but I take good care of my swords... And I have enough to get a few stuck and be fine.
>>11215109
Hmmm... Koyomi? Is that what you wanted to hear? On a first name basis already? Oh my, how scandalous!
>>11215095
Your velocity needs improvement.
>>11215123
>This is all lost on Knucklehead. The shark doesn't understand a lick of it.
>>11215136
Guess this means I'll have to go back into hiding...
Lana's mom's ass
>>11215064
>>11215047
>>11215076
>>11215099
DONE
Neutral: 21
Pandemonium: 8
Monochrome: 7
Heroes: 4
Good Vibes: 3
Gals: 2
Bullet Club: 1
FREEBIRDS: 1
Akatsuki: 1
Soldier Saints: NOT REPRESENTED
Mordor: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
>>11214861
>He starts crushing the rat in his hands until it's nothing but a bloody pulp.
But I can't expect an animal to understand anything like hygiene. No, what makes you more different than this...third-rate actor?
>He opens his hands to show the smashed rat to Knucklehead.
You only need to know what's in your script after all. Everything else is just unnecessary.
>He kneels down to be eye level with the sharkthing.
But, surely you understand violence right? So, are you going to scamper off back to whatever set you wandered away from or will you share the fate of this rodent?
>>11215105
I am not demonic anon, so explain to me what you meant by that. Very carefully.
>>11215155
Nice
>>11214861
>She falls on the ground because of the impact.
~2~: Ouch, That hurt. Are you ok, missy?
~3~: I don't think she understands you.
>She gets up and offers her hand to the creature.
>>11214870
~1~: Ok... Here we go... TELEPORT!
>And again that weird light appears, she was using some kind of magic and apparently it was "teleportation". After a few seconds the light goes away to reveal... That they are in the same location, except that a taxi is in front of them. All Three go inside the taxi, leaving the middle of the sit available for the robot.
~2~: Come with us, mister robot ~
>>11214884
~1~ Ok then. If you don't mind we are going to go and help the others. See you later!
~2~: Bye bye ~
~3~: See ya.
>>11215153
I would have swapped in for you if you had been just a little bit quicker.
>>11215095
me to
>>11215156
>Well would you look at that, you didn't die in the Bloodbath like you thought!
>And now you've jinxed yourself to die on Day 1.
>>11215033
Everybody around me looks so ready to fight. How can I hope to compete?
>>11214935
>>11214936
>>11214945
>>11214956
>>11214968
>>11214969
>>11214998
I recognize here all the cool sexy strong people I left behind for my prolonged vacations on the 9th circle's beaches. - A really chill place really-
I know Ahri did a pretty good job at keeping things ordered I must say. That's why she deserved that little promotion:
>>11215011
Damn right it's the only one. I like when their intelligence matches their beauty. Welcome aboard miss.
>>11215040
>>11215097
Oh come on, we're not that old fashioned. I've got nothing against humans. I'd rather have a cute human guy who knows what he wants than some lazy gargoyle who can't do anything besides Jacking it.
So huh, yeah the cool lady here is the prize... You can't touch her just yet though, victory first.
>pats Ahri.
I know you've got what it takes ot handle it.
>>11215029
Yes fishes....
>With a snap of a finger a large tuna materializes in her hands.
But you know, there's nothing free in this universe.
>>11215134
You know very well what I meant by that! Call me Araragi!
>>11215156
Shoot that and it's kick is going to make it smash into your face.
>>11215167
Would you, Anon?
>>11215156
Finally, something decent in here.
>>11215033
>>11215171
>Iida waves off the ladies as he prepares for the games.
>>11215153
If you'd only been faster. tsk tsk.
>>11215146
Just stop coming here, we don't need you drawing in cancerous newfag to the board.
>>11215200
Would I fuck Lana's mom? Yeah. Unless you meant something else.
>>11215156
Should've named yourself "better dead than Pande...'
Pande...
Oh who cares if it doesn't rhyme you're dead anyway!
>pulls the trigger
>>11215156
Yeah, just what I thought.
>>11215146
Comic sauce?
>>11215156
Were you under the impression that I would give you a fair chance?
>>11215171
>The assassin expected more than a taxi to materialize given the circumstances, built he shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. As he climbs inside, it becomes apparently that the taxi wasn't built for his tall, lanky figure, as he has to cram into the middle seat with his knees pressed into his chest. His helmet projection voices his displeasure: ">_<".
>>11215213
>just as*
>>11215156
DAY ONE
Looks Pandemonium is taking evasive measure to prevent team killing, I doubt it will work out though.
Warmoster wastes no time in living up to his name. How many corpses will he leave in his wake as the game progresses?
Elias plays with dolls lol.
>>11215177
>>11215205
It's fine. Don't hold me back...please, just don't beg me to stay. I know you all want me to, but it's impossible. I've found better people. Cuter and handsomer people.
>>11215192
>Ahri is at a loss for words at first as her tails stand on end.
Run this by me first before you go making claims like that! I was going to suggest free punch and pie, or maybe a celebratory cook out!
Post something cute
>>11215156
Heh, that'll teach that little jerk for being in a different fact- GRRUFHCKF.
>>11215156
You heroes can revel in your self-righteous path to glory while I lounge in the side-lines and weep to myself.
>>11215246
>Hah, what a dumbass. You point and laugh at him, as everyone else in the nearby area should be doing.
>>11215210
Would you protect her purity?
>>11215257
I have a baby snapping turtle that's the size of my thumbnail in my tank but he's hiding right now
>>11215257
>>11215257
>>11215261
I think its cute desu
You make my kokoro go doki doki
>>11215246
We may be rivals, but that doesn't mean we should be heartless! Tell you what, we break you pit of prison and in return you can take us out to eat or something? There is so much time for us to kill each other later on.
>missed the faction game
Should have eaten earlier...
>>11215253
Rude.
>>11215275
From all others who would wish to fuck her? In a heartbeat. She'd be my waifu if I had one.
>>11215246
Someone must have played around with my circuits while I was on standby. I can't control myself. I must look like Crashman with hands right now.
>>11215285
>>11215257
Fuck wrong reply.
>>11215246
What is it with you anime girls being such badasses anyway?
>>11215246
Too slow Mr. Storm! They don't call me Quickshot Butterfly for nuthin'!
>>11215200
>>11215210
>>11215275
What the fuck is this cringe shit? Fuck off Ramsay.
>>11215246
>Rather distracted from suddenly learning she's apparently a prize, the kitsune is unable to catch the bottle.
>She stands there silently for a moment, which only makes the situation more awkward.
>slowly, she begins to step away, not turning her back to the man.
>>11215192
Charmed, it is the only one whose plans align with mine.
>>11215246
I have waited for centuries, I can wait a little more.
>>11215246
Maybe I picked to wrong day to be a cowboy.
>>11215157
>Huh. What a strange human. He certainly talks a lot. At least he's giving her back the rat she was chasing. Knucklehead goes to lick his bloody hands and possibly take the mashed rat too.
>>11215171
>Knucklehead is up and attentive! She's looking around for the rat she was chasing though and can't find it anywhere. Instead she finds a hand in her face. She gives it a sniff. Doesn't smell human... Oh well. She opens her mouth and bites it!
>>11215192
>What the!? Knucklehead's tail goes straight up! What did that creature just do?! She does stare at the delicious fish, but she remains frozen in place.
>>11215296
>Lana's mom is a single mother
>You'll never marry her
>>11215308
>inb4 stop namedropping me +1 because Ramsay is an butthurt faggot
>>11215254
...
Oh what a cute idea. I'd suggest offering people cookes and milk too! And what about a nice trip to disneyland while we're at it!...
>She punches an table coveniently placed here for RP purpose
NO!
Maybe you're playing the innocent little girl with me again -my only weakness- but I know you know how to appeal to the base instinct of the average male.
You're cute, you're free and I know... you *need* it as well. It's practically a promotion I'm giving you.
>>11215292
>>11215246
Ahem, yeah exactly what the fabolous flamboyant boy just said... It's totally not a plan to rob you out of some precious information, not at all. I have a soul too. I'm not a ginger
>>11215327
That thumbnail is very misleading
>>11215279
>>11215246
36 tributes remain.
Neutral: 21 -> 16
Pandemonium: 8 -> 6
Monochrome: 7 -> 5
Heroes: 4 -> 3
Good Vibes: 3
Gals: 2 -> 1
FREEBIRDS: 1
Akatsuki: 1
Bullet Club: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
Obviously the Hero is the good, and the Akatsuki would be the bad, but what does that make Suz?
Reigen releases the hounds.
Just a demon making a deal with the devil, you know how it goes. Nothing unusual here.
It may only be a small toy robot but it's apparently exceedingly effective at reconnaissance.
>>11215285
>>11215329
Feels terrible man
>>11215348
Your welcum
>>11215329
>tfw an event I got with her could've led to a ship
>she even replied
>I didn't
I'm so fucking stupid
>>11215343
>A wisp of smoke waves against her eyes.
Ah-shit
>She breaks contact to rub away the sting.
>>11215343
I know I'm the good one, so I wonder who of these two is the ugly one.
this game is bad.
>>11215377
You're bad.
>>11215343
Mercy? Sorry I'm all out.
>>11215338
Yeah...please leave work at work and let this be an actual fun time. I hope you two don't actually take this stuff so seriously you bring it home with you, if you know what I mean.
>>11215343
>You understandably fall asleep halfway through the sheriff's list of crimes, but at least he now knows how wickedly evil Pandemonium is. If only more of the sheep realized this.
>>11215343
Y-you are lucky I, I started earlyy.
>Matt face plants and drags himself out the door
>>11215382
whiteknight game on point
OMAE
>>11215401
I thought we were doing a meme sorry
>tfw you wanted to actually RP but you die super early
Can someone just fucking kill me already?
>>11215315
>The demon takes out several prints, recruitement papers, pandemonium ads, stickers, goodies, you name it.
I can see that yeah. Huh anyway, need anything? Some info? A pandemonium-themed souvenir -I've got some cool jewels that'be fabulous on your neck. Anything?
>>11215327
>She snaps at the creature's face, without any magic however.
Hey, are you with me?...
(I hope I didn't accidently freeze her... It's not the first time I've been messing up like that)
...
>She oozes the fish in front of Knucklehead, swinging it like a pandulum
>>11215343
>Event.Wav
Some things never change...
>>11215338
>With a sigh and a roll of her eyes, the fox maiden chortles.
Ah, you've seen through it have you? Darn. Here I thought I'd get away with it, but you're right. A date with me wouldn't be too bad would it?
>She barely even flinches then the table is broken.
I guess I'd have to just make it worth their while, huh?
>>11215343
>Ahri begins to doze as the crimes are listed, jolted awake by the slam of a gavel from the judge.
O-oh I'm sorry... Did I miss something?
>A sly smirk crosses her lips as they have to repeat the offenses again.
>>11215392
>(Falling asleep mind.)
>>11215343
DAY TWO
Clawdia is overwhelmed with the blood she desires.
Aragari engages himself in some traditional mexican activities. What a culturally enriched kid.
Homura can't you just, I dunno, stop time and grab the hat?
>>11215432
Boy thanks.
>>11215343
>The alien respawns outside the arena into the spectator area, looking around in surprise at her new surroundings.
Huh? Wait, I died!? I didn't even feel it! Damn, well at least I get a good seat to see the winner.
I wonder if we get snacks up here?
>>11215419
WA MO
>>11215377
thanks I know
>>11215432
OH SHIT THE ALIENS ARE BACK TO GIVE US A QUICK GAME
ARENA EVENT NEXT SLIDE
>>11215442
SHINDEIRU!
>>11215432
>You think there's some irony in here somewhere, but you're a bit too shaken from almost eating a bullet to care. At least she's happy. Probably
>>11215430
>Are you losing your marbles, or was someone speaking to you? For some reason, you request a clarification for...something.
>>11215453
atatatatatATATATATATATATATATATA
>>11215444
I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you
>>11215432
>Ash shrugs
Meh. Same team and all, but consider this a lesson on how not to let your guard down. Oh well you'll come back anyways.
>>11215432
GET THAT FUCKER
We /alreadydead/ now?
>>11215432
This better fucking pay off before I find a more artful way to use all this TNT
>>11215458
>(I was just making the joke that we had the same thought... S-sorry...)
>>11215432
>>11215469
>Yuki falls onto the floor and backs up against the wall, shielding himself in a last ditch effort to save himself.
O-Okay, I can understand the other two of you, but Ash, you realize you're doing this when we have only 3 members representing us, right? Couldn't we work together and take them down instead? W-We have options, haha...
>>11215464
>head fucking explodes
>>11215432
T-That was suposed to be a voodoo pinata, w-why isn't he getting smashed to bits as well?
>>11215429
Spare me the peddling.
>>11215432
All will kneel...in time.
>>11215384
Fun. Work.
Boring. Entertaining.
You guys sure likes to create oppositions when there is none.
Let me tell you, I'll be damned -no pun intended- if I didn't consider this leadership work the funniest stuff around here... As for "us two"
>She sneaks up behind Ash and pats his back
Don't worry. I know it's been quite rough with you and blondie E.T but it's going smoothly so far.
>>11215428
>tfw you have to sit back & watch everyone mingle.
THE GAY COMMUNITY???
>>11215501
Three Doors Down
>>11215368
YOU FOOL
>>11215444
I got distracted by a mosquito, sorry for the delay in posting. Anyway...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI
>>11215486
>Oh, it was merely a joke that went over your head, like most jokes. And most things. Carry on.
>>11215067
~2~: Mumumumu-
~3~: Two, you have your mouth full.
>The pink haired girl swallows the bread and tries talking again.
~2~: We are hackadolls, like humans but with some powers and ready to help anyone with anything they want.
>>11215156
~3~: What do we need to do here exactly?
~1~: Find more people to help!
>>11215228
>The girl that has the long pink hair stares at the robot having a bit of difficulties with being in the taxi.
~2~: Are you ok, mister robot? If not then don't worry because we are going to be there in a minute.
~3~: Actually, I think going to germany in taxi could take us 40 or more hours.
~2~ Oh... Then don't worry, mister robot. You have 3 hackadolls in a taxi with you for 40 hours, isn't that great?
>>11215327
~3~: I think you shouldn't do t-
~2~: AAAAAAH!
>She screamed, the pain of being bited by a creature with sharp teeth was the worst. But she stays calm, like it wasn't a bad thing.
~2~ Ha...ha. P-Please don't play rough with my hand, m-missy.
~3~: Two, your hand is bleeding.
~2~: But there's only a bit of blood, not a t-thing to worry about.
>Is the winner of the game I hosted still lurking about?
>>11215520
>They may have overlooked you for a discolored version of one of your own. Really, take off your rags, cover yourself in green bodypaint, and stick an antenna or two on your head, and you'd make a passable extra in an alien B-movie.
>"It Came from Cantown and Had My Baby!
>"...in 3D!"
>>11215430
You got it! Me on top every hour of the day and night. I didn't even have to tell you to put "co-leader" you understood perfectly
>She pinches Ahri's cheeks in playful way to assert dominance and get the upper hand. Anything to keep Ahri from putting her innocent persona. Feeling weak feels... oddly good, but damn she's the leader after all and she needs to act like it.
You don't have to touch trash if you don't want though, just get them drunk, whispers some words into their hears and they will all brag about how "Ahri is totally into them"
>>11215520
>Killing mosquitoes
>>11215491
Isn't the point of this whole team is that we each do our own thing? Well I'm doing mine...better luck next time, maybe it will be the other way around!
>Ash delivers the coup de grace
>>11215497
>Ash immediately slaps her hand away
Don't you ever put your stinking paws on me! I didn't know you had a thing with the prisoner we just let loose because that is who I was referring to. I don't care for your personal life, nobody does.
>>11215496
Fierce...
Oh alright, alright! I'll let you play solo. I don't mind as long as you bring fire on the battlefield
>>11215520
Huh? WHAT THE FU
>Matt gets vaporized mid drink
>>11215429
>Knucklehead snaps back into reality thanks to the fish right in front of her face. She grabs it in her mouth without any hesitation! The simple minded shark is too easy a target for the demon, really. She didn't understand any of that stuff about free fish, just that there was free fish in front of her. She greedily gulps it down and licks her lips.
>>11215528
>Wait. This is familiar to Knucklehead. She already knows she can't swallow humans this way. The shark decides to let the arm go. Hopefully its owner isn't too mad.
>>11215558
fuck mosquitoes
>>11215520
10 tributes remain.
Neutral: 16 -> 5
Monochrome: 5 -> 4
Pandemonium: 6 -> 1
Akatsuki: 1
Heroes: 3 -> -> ELIMINATED
Good Vibes: 3 -> -> ELIMINATED
Gals: 1 -> ELIMINATED
FREEBIRDS: 1 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT TWO
>respects all the women in this thread
>>11215598
Thot.
>>11215598
How dare you?
>>11215528
...
>The assassin calmly takes his pistol from his holster, puts it up against the side of his head, and pulls the trigger. A sudden BANG, and his helmet suddenly goes dark as his head slumps forward and to the side, hands and gun falling onto his lap as smoke and the occasional string of electricity billow out of two holes in his now-cracked helmet.
>Don't worry, though. He'll respawn soon enough.
>>11215327
How sweet.
>After allowing his hand to be licked, he uses it to pet the sharkthing while his other palm is licked.
You're quite literally eating from the palm of my hand. Oh well. At least you know how to stay in character. How would you like to be fed bigger...rats? I'd love to cast you in my theater. I have no doubt I have a slot for you to fill.
>>11215598
bitch ass nigga
>>11215590
>Why won't anyone listen to you? Your baseless accusation is all the proof they need! It worked with the sheriff, at least!
>>11215557
Now now Astaroth. Don't skip ahead in the story! Besides... P-please let go of my cheeks...
>She grumbles a little until this happens, allowing her to speak again.
Don't go spouting such lies, I'd never do such a thing!
>She glares at the demon with that look of "Be quiet!"
Only the best for those who win in our name!
>>11215629
>Hmm... The rat doesn't seem quite as filling when it's in pieces like this. Oh well. Knucklehead's not going to stop eating it. She keeps listening to the human though. He says that he'll give him more food? She quickly swallows the glob of rodent innards and starts nodding furiously at him.
>>11215653
>This doesn't look like the Feast, but you're more than happy to avoid a very very painful death, even if it means you're still eliminated.
>>11215653
Huh?
>>11215567
>Yuki, after falling to his own teammate, immediately wakes up outside of the arena next to Ash, who died in the recent arena event. He slowly pulls himself up again, instinctively dusting himself off as he does so.
I mean, I-I didn't come up with this faction thing, so... yeah. Either way, I hope there isn't a next time, 'cause I think we've both learned our lessons here.
Imma just drop this off anyway
ignore those fuzzy bits thats texture
>>11215671
>>11215674
ahahha fucking kill me
>>11215528
>Birds flock among PBC's head to nibble on his doughy mold. He gently raises one clinged onto his index-finger, watching it soar away into the serene blue sky.
I have bread powers. I'm also filthy freakin' rich.
>>11215618
You want me to slurp your sausage brodie?
>>11215620
I'm a respecter of women.
>>11215638
Rude man. Im just tryna respect women here.
>>11215698
DAY THREE
Huuuh? That's odd, I thought I was hosting MURDEROUS games. This isn't murderous at all. It's too peaceful, too tranquil, too --
>bang
There we go. Good job Arle.
>>11215698
>Likewise.
>>11215567
>She holds her hand, in a fashion that could indicated some wounded pride, but the shit-eating grin on her face won't go out no matter what.
Why so serious now? I thought it was just a game.
And...
>she laughs.
You'd be surprised how many people car about it, ever read the "Daily HG"? Here's today title
>She takes out a shitty tabloid
"Good vibrations?. Hippie faction on the verge of getting the blues"
>>11215573
H-Hey!!! Stop it right n-
>She tries to catch the fish by the tail but it quickly vanishes inside the shark's maw.
Do you think I have an infinite supply of fish or what? Those are expensive... And from my own fridge...
>She sights. That shark girl does look kind of cute when she eats, if only she could reach her primitive brain...
>a lightbulb appears above the demon's head.
>She takes out the pandemonium flag and another fish.
Look closely!
>>11215712
LOL
>>11215706
Wow Izaya, your regurgitation of popular internet memes into the thread is so compelling. Please tell me more.
>>11215739
th-thanks
>>11215712
Skipped some peace.
DAY FOUR
Elias wasn't able to kill Aikawa as he planned earlier, but at the very least the next best thing is available for murdering.
>>11215726
>Knucklehead gives the other fish a look as she swallows the first. And a flag? Knucklehead waits for the blue human to explain more.
>>11215753
>mfw Elias is gonna beat me in the tourney
>>11215668
>He stands up and stretches.
Right, now stay put.
>Darius points at the ground in front of them
I'll be right back with your rat.
>>11215771
>Knucklehead nods again, plopping her butt down and waiting for her new friend to come back with some more food for her.
>>11215573
>Now that she let her go, she moves her other arms towards her head and pets her.
~3~:... You are still petting her after that?
>>11215622
>The three of them just stares at the now dead robot, completely shocked by the fact that he killed himself.
~1~: We... need to go now.
~3~: More than fine for me.
~2~: ...
>They just leave the taxi, leaving the corpse there.
~3~: Take good care of him.
>>11215700
~2~: Bread powers? Like what?
~3~: Do you need something or not?
>Meanwhile, the blonde one stares at the birds eating his face.
>>11215660
>She shuts up, just like a cat which has been pulled in by the back of its neck. An instinctive reaction triggered by Ahri's gaze.
.
.
.
>She raises a finger.
Like... Dandy? I fear who've already spoiled him to much, he knows he can get "it" without doing anything.
But yeah the key is seducing them and give ... maybe a quarter of what you promised.
Trust me, it's politic 101 I'm talking about
>>11215684
Oh well I had fun, did you? Heehee~
>Ash nudges Yuki with his elbow
>>11215726
>Ash immediately sets fire to the tabloid
I have better things to do than to gawk at garbage sensationalist entertainment, I'd much rather be painting my nails or setting something new ablaze.
>>11215753
N E U T R A L
E
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>>11215753
Skipped some peace.
5 tributes remain.
Neutral: 5 -> 4
Pandemonium: 1
Akatsuki: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Monochrome: 4 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT FIVE
Among the bodies of dead factions Leviathan still remains, but can she wrestle a victory from all the neutrals running around? We'll see.
Elias continues his systematic killing of the tributes still alive, and on this path he encounters the final obstacle in his path. The only one who could possibly beat his draw.
>>11215753
Nice job Elias
>>11215801
Nice job nigger
>>11215698
Don't worry, I'm sure that Monoko shall get her third win soon enough in this.
: s
>>11215759
There's only one way to reach your cute primitive brain... It's to assiociate pleasure with Pandemonium.
Pandemonium = fish
fish = good
Pandemonium = good.
Even a todller would understand.
>She wraps up the fish inside the flag and puts it before knucklehead, much like a present.
Enjoy yourself!
>>11215799
I meant to change the second path to way. Whatever.
>>11215812
Y-Yeah.... right.... h-hahaha.
>>11215799
DAY SIX
Suz is powering up.
Leviathan is powering down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFtmdorQG-U
WINNER NEXT SLIDE, PLACE YOUR BETS
>>11215827
fish = jesus
>>11215841
And all is well.
>>11215806
Nice job incredibly generic anon post
>>11215827
fish = smelly
>>11215795
The truth can be found in the strangest places you know?
It may be garbage sensationalist entertainment but...
It's right.
After that game, your little faction will be...
>She takes out a mini good vibes flag conveniently placed here for RP purpose
>she rips it with a smirk.
...
Oh and I'd advice you to use some black for your nails, it will go "à ravir!" with your outfit
>>11215794
Dear Darling Astaroth... You act like I don't know what I'm doing. I'm almost insulted...
>She turns away with a swing of her hips, balancing on the balls of her feet. Nine fluffy white tails rise up and act like a curtain between them as she crosses her arms over her stomach.
I cannot believe you'd say that... After everything you learned about me...
>>11215841
Inb4 Iron Dags revival
It's 3 against 1, the outcome was already decided from the beginning.
>>11215843
>>11215857
Look, I'm talking about awesome fish here, not your puny small fries.
Pandemonium is a huge delicious grilled tuna!
>>11215878
I'll be fuckin damned.
>>11215827
>Fish is good. Yes. Knucklehead agrees. But Pandemonium? She doesn't really understand what that is. If it's fish then it must be tasty. She grabs the little red and black flag and tosses it into her mouth. This Pandemonium definitely doesn't taste like fish. She spits it back out.
>(Why do I always show up when a Faction game is going on?)
>>11215868
I wish
>>11215878
If she wanted a date with Ahri so much, why didn't she join?
>>11215901
Why do you blogpost?
>>11215878
CONGRATULATIONS SUZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
You can either choose to liberate your original capital or allocate your victory earnings to another faction.
>>11215795
>Yuki gives off a faint smile, and brushes the area where Ash nudged him.
Not really, but somehow I get the idea that it wouldn't be smart to complain.
>He puts his hands in his pockets and begins to watch the end of the game.
You think we're going to make it out alive? Haru left all the responsibilities of his faction to me, and I don't have too much experience with this kind of thing, so you're gonna have to help me here.
>>11215901
I missed it as well. I'm goin to gi crawl into a bottle of wine now...
Hi Hi! I hope you're all staying safe and doing well today!
>>11215926
Wanna be my buddy, anon?
>>11215920
Thank you all so much for playing.
WHO WAR DOGS HERE
>>11215896
>She sighs
That shark is hopeless....
Alright, let's try it again...
She draws the "monochrome" emblem on the ground and the Pandemonium's just besides it.
Okay sharkie. Choose one! If you pick the correct answer you'll get...
>She takes out a pilchard
This!
>>11215944
>Congratulations
>Thanks for hosting
>>11215920
Monochrome.
Thanks for hosting.
>>11215920
>>11215944
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11215947
>wardogs
Warhound and Iron Dog had a baby?
>>11215944
3 points to Suz for winning.
1 point to Bullet Club for being the first to be eliminated.
1 point to Monochrome for having the most kills.
Bullet Club has 3 saved points.
Monochrome has 2 saved points.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>11215909
>(What's the matter with blogposting?)
>>11215920
Congrats the win Suz!
And thanks the game Yuno! Go Neutral I guess?
>>11215961
Aw man that's lame
>>11215944
thank you for hosting
>>11215793
I said the former haven't I not, yes I have bread powers - it's all bread related: as it ridiculous as it sounds this bread power of mine is very. . . 'powerful'. If I reveal my power to you, I would have to kill you all.
>He says while birds gorge on his face.
Yes. . . can you fix this phone?
>He lends three the phone he toke from the box.
>>11215961
>Monochrome.
I'm going to skull fuck you to death.
>>11215961
You're not serious.
>>11215920
Congratulations, Suz. Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>11215920
Well congratulations!
>>11215944
Thanks for hosting!
>>11215965
I'd like to make a suggestion real fast.
Pandemonium would like to use a saved point to take Toronto please.
>>11215942
Sure. Just keep the wine coming n we'll be the bestest pals.
>>11215986
You can't use em if you havent won any
>>11215944
>Thanks for the game!
>>11215961
Fucking ignore this shit Yuno. Suz's points are neutral.
>>11215966
Blogposting is deviating from the original purpose of the threads, being roleplaying and the games. You blogposting is you taking a shit on this "community". Blogposting is cancer.
>>11215922
Excuse me sir. You.
>Darius approaches the man and waves.
Could I get your help? I just need you to help me fix my car. You don't have to anything but turn the key for me.
>>11215986
You'll have to save your conquest for another day, gomen.
>>11215966
Wait are you asking this seriously or are you joking?
>>11216000
>I can't do what I want with my points
You're fickity fucking retarded.
>>11215968
I'm leaving in two days and I don't have the support or anybody I'd trust enough to run a new unit. Monochrome is the only other faction that shows any kind of competence in tactics.
It's the only option.
>>11215965
To the right, looks like we've got a storm brewing, a feisty one at that. I think it's wise to use our points to take Little Rock, seems the place has been abandoned for quite some time now.
>>11215867
>Too late! She let out an opening in her cocky attitude and now Ahri's got the upper hand! That swing of her hips, it's like the first taste of esctasy, once you've tasted it, it's over.
Hmm... Well. Of course I knew it! You're the best at your job and no one can deny that. I was just... Making sure.
It's good to have standard, but something you've got to... dirty your hand a bit..
>>11215965
>>11215986
Yeah, we're taking Toronto
>>11216022
You're legitimately a bad person
>>11216026
No you're not.
>>11215961
>Well, this is an interesting turn of events. A former sworn enemy has now allocated their points to you. You don't know the reasoning, but whatever it may be, it's enough to prompt you to give her a big ol' hug.
>>11215965
>You suddenly become "OOC".
We may only save 3 at a time, correct?
>>11216022
anyone but monochrome
>Suz wants to give their points away.
>People get mad.
>>11216034
Correct.
>all these people that don't know the rules
brainlets
>>11216022
You're just saying that because your assblasted about your ex-girlfriend.
>>11215841
~1~ Wait, I forgot we were in this thing. What happened?
~3~: I killed some guys. Impressive, right?
>>11215878
~1 & 2~: You can do it, three-chan!
>Three tries to shoot the dart towards her, but inhales it. Now the corpse of three falls on the floor
~1 & 2~ T-Three-chan !?
>>11215973
>Two just presses the "ok" button, it was all that bread man needed to do
~2~: There, now we should leave mister bread. Bye bye ~
>They just teleport away.
>>11216004
This is why people rarely join.
>muh rules
>muh standards
Jesus butt fucking Christ. Just enjoy the fucking games n optional rp. If you want rules go pull a Hoshi n try to make an rp community on fagchan or some other site where you can impose your standards.
>>11215793
>Ah, pets. Knucklehead loves these. The shark pushes her head against the girl's palm and starts wagging her large tail back and forth. Very nice for a shark who just tried taking her arm off.
>>11215956
>Knucklehead stares at the two drawings in the sand. Neither of them have any meaning to her. She looks back up. Wait... Knucklehead is starting to understand! She knows what answer is correct!
>Knucklehead points at the fish.
I want to know how to make that pretty little liar accept my love...
>>11216015
>(I'm just curious about why it's a bad thing.)
>>11216004
>(I see.)
>>11216022
Oh fuck, do you realize what you just did?
>>11216022
DAMNIT YUNO WHY CANT YOU HOST ONE FUCKING FACTION GAME WHERE THIS SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN
>>11216057
>not knowing that she is lying about not loving you back
>>11215858
Like im going to take advice from a hideous demon.
...
Aww our poor flag! Oh well I'll just head back to the store and get a new one, hopefully I dont trip on the countless bodies of your underlings.
>>11215922
Me? I'm not interested in politics nor any nap pointing strategy. I'm having fun and the more cities they have just means the more cities for me to burn. Win or lose. I have nothing to lose and tons of fun to gain. Sure Haru might be sad, but he'll probably forget it once he sees something else fun. He's kinda like a puppy in that regard.
>>11216022
This is worse than voting for Clinton.
Goodnight.
>>11216070
T-that actually makes sense...
She is a liar, after all.
>>11216045
They forgot the breads of thankfulness...
>>11215935
My phone works now, so yeah, I guess I am feeling well today.
Welp. The war in the east was the only thing interesting about this game and Suz just fucked it by giving monochrome a shitload of extra points.
GG
>>11216026
>Ahri's tails wilt slightly, allowing her to look over her shoulder with a glint of pain in her eyes.
You don't believe in me, do you? I should have known.
>With a quick movement, the tails rise up again, a faint huff of indignation fluttering back towards the demon's ears.
>Astaroth doesn't see the large smile on her face though.
>>11216052
.......
You damned idiot!!!
>She slaps the hollow knuckledhead with the fish... As small as it is, it doesn't really hurt of course, but the gesture alone is enough...
Eat it... eat it I don't care anymore
>>11215965
>>11216042
Detroit, save 2.
i love and miss you
>>11216059
Oh. Well in short, nobody really cares about the fact that you always show up during a Faction Game. So what's the point of saying it?
Sorry if it sounds harsh, but maybe I'm wrong and some people actually do care I dunno.
>All this whining and victim noises
>>11216108
Kill yourself.
>>11216099
>Knucklehead obliges and eats the fish. Not that she wouldn't have without the invitation.
>Pandemonium doesn't know the rules
I'm not surprised.
>>11216071
You haven't understood really.
We're taking Toronto.
Your faction is dead, quick, it's over.
But I'm not cruel though, you guys are free to join whenever you want, who said demons didn't know how to party?
>>11216107
You don't know it, but you're already dead
>>11216133
Hey idiot.
You can't take cities when you haven't earned points.
>>11216052
~2~ See? She just wanted some love ~
~3~ Oh, and now what?
~2~ We are already done with all the help, so we must return. See you later, missy ~
>They suddenly teleport away
>>11216135
Yuno will probably bend the rules anyways.
Test
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>11216024
>>11216107
done.
Soldier Saints have been eliminated.
>>11216007
>Yuki's surprised that this stranger would approach him of all people for help, but it's such an easy task, he figures it couldn't hurt to spend some time doing this.
Uhh, sure, I can do that. Where exactly's your car?
>>11216071
>Yuki smiles and watches the firestorm about to happen from the distribution of points.
Yeah. Once he's upset, he'll make a scene about it, but something will come along to distract him and he'll go back to his regular self. I'm sure you've noticed by now, haha. For being an alien, it doesn't take long to recognize his patterns.
>>11216182
>fucks
>>11216137
>Huh!? They're gone?! Knucklehead looks around panicked for a moment before suddenly taking off looking for them or whatever made them disappear. Or food. Probably food.
>ywn be poison's cock slave :\
>>11216133
Bite my shiny metal ass lmao.
>Runs away to change avas.
>>11216133
And you seem to be slow on the uptake that I don't care. Take Toronto or whatever, it doesn't affect me, like you said it's a game. But more importantly I won't feel as bad when I decide to have some fun next time I go over there.
You know...I never set fire to a hockey stadium. Wonder how that will turn out...
>>11216156
Absolutely, he's says he's an alien but almost everything about him is like you humans. He has the same naivety and optimism. Ah well I hope you won't take this loss seriously.