ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What do you think of Kan

>>11213437
Ummm
I dont know
I dont know where that is yet
>>11213376
whats a booby trap? i know what a trap is, but is a booby trap a special trap?

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>>11213432
What if the man isn't the one behind it all, what if killing him just has someone else replace him?

>>11213437
hewwo

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(Fug)
>>11213231
>he goes back a bit in when he pets
H-hey, dont do that, it makes me embarrassed
>>11213333
Hey cutie, how you're doing?

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>Packing up almost finished
>Time to go down the mountain

>>11213437
Basically a mere few steps above Almia currently, apologies to the Kantonese that disagree with their League.

>>11213139
Going to concur with the anon, you will need to take action and help your trainer in this time of need, even if it means violence.

>>11213376
Alola? Sorry, I'm not usually in the mainland.

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>>11213437
Never been, as far as I can remember.
Which isn't very much, actually.

Right, time to look for a Cubone.

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Probably kid, i've never been known by my luck

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>>11213437
I think Kanto needs to chill the hell out, you feel me? I think Surge had a few good ideas and a fuckton of bad ones.
Anyway, Eevee guy here. Is it kinda weird that I'm looking forward to my first inspection?

>>11213437
Never been, don't have the time to take off work for vacations, sadly.

>>11213509
>>11213425
(Fug)

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>>11213437
I try not to think about Kanto.

>>11213474
but I dont know where the scary man is? How can i fight him if i dont know?

>>11213523
Tell me how it goes. For a while, I've been wanting to catch or find another Eevee. I don't want my Sylveon staying home alone anymore. Where are you located, again?

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>>11213461
Oh I don't need this now
>>11213557
Look this is a difficult situation, fighting the man would probably get you hurt or even worse. If you really want to fight him then you should get some others to help at least.

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>>11213449
A booby trap is a hidden trap meant to kill, harm, or surprise someone! It's basically a normal trap, but aimed more for killing less for trapping?
>>11213474
Yes, Alola! If we know whether it's happened in other places or not it makes our search easier!

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>>11213437
They annexed my old home.
Now I'm taking back my older one.

>>11213600
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>>11213568
Black City, my man!
I even got a sign up front! Feel free to swing by, visit with the Eevees, see if you hit it off with any, you feel me?

>>11213595
Yikes that's really, really, scary
there arent any of those in Kalos are there?
>>11213576
i dont want to fight the scary man but ill do it if it makes my trainer happy

>>11213455
True, sorry, I get hotheaded easily.
Still, I'm not liking that man at all.

>>11213523
Yo, how is the fluff business going?

>>11213461
>Quickly take hand out of the go
"Sheesh, sorry bro"
"Do you teleport often?"

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>>11213576
You need to cheer up girl
A frown doesn't suit anyone

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>>11213635
I know you probably don't want to think about this but what if your trainer is doing whatever with the man because they have to, such as if the man is paying them the money they need.

The world can be cruel sometimes.

(Can anyone give me some plot ideas that don't involve murder?)

>>11213650
>>11213654
(Whoops)
A bit often, but not every time

>>11213664
(Revive team Aqua)

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>>11213555
Kanto tries not to think about you either
>>11213600
No one said you had to leave
Unless Surge was shitposting while I wasn't paying attention

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>>11213557
Maybe he will return for your trainer.

>>11213595
What kind of traps are they?

>>11213659
Truly an ugly situation.

>>11213664
(Robbery/theft? Cat burglary, museum break ins, ect?)

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>>11213680
Reminder we don't tell this guy anything, he's under watch.
>>11213595
That means you.

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>>11213607
I wear all black and use honedge-line pokemon and it took you this long to figure out I'm not exactly the most normal person?

>>11213679
I'm not willing to live under Kanto or Johto's rule, especially not right now.
I'm only back in Blackthorn because of some spirits I need to lay to rest.

>>11213664
(Natural disaster and trying to recover from it? Doesn't have to be something to world breaking.)

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>>11213650
Pretty darn good. Still paying the bills with the Grooming side hustle right now, but I think we're gonna have a whole lotta little 'Vees running around really soon.
I had a guy come in and tell me I was doing a way better job than the last guys to work in this building. Kinda a low bar, but every bit counts, you feel me?

>>11213619
That's... nevermind then. I don't have the money nor the time to travel that far, not right now. I'm sorry for the inconvenience...
You know what, maybe I just need to break out of this. I have some money saved up. It was supposed to go towards a higher education. I have a feeling I'm not going to be happy with that sort of life.
I'll give the restaurant a call, then I'll try to get there. See you there.

>>11213659
>>11213680
OK! i'll watch for the scary man!!
I can do it!

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>>11213635
Maybe! That's why I'm asking if anyone has seen them!
>>11213715
He is? I'm so sorry, no one told me! I'll stop now!
>>11213680
The irrelevant kind, sorry for wasting your time!

>>11213659
Sheesh...

>>11213666
"How far, bro?"

>>11213749
Nice, bro! I'll try to get there some day.

>>11213763
Oid luck bro, you will need it.

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>>11213437
Kanto has an interesting culture to say the least.
>>11213719
What is blackthorn like?
>>11213715
Why is my trainer under watch?

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>>11213679
As if they could forget me.
Anyways, I'll drop by in a bit, gotta figure out how to get all this shit on a bike first.

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>>11213715
Rude.

>>11213719
Family problems? I feel that.

>>11213749
Looks like that building really was not haunted, you are doing great.

>>11213771
Boobytraps in my current home region aren't exactly irrelevant.

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>>11213771
Sebastian Brodd or "Stibium" is presently pending investigation. Please be careful of what you say around him.
>>11213834
Unconfirmed reports and suspicion of involvement with recent robberies. For sake of transparency we don't have a warrant out for his arrest and several other groups like Aether are higher on the priority list.
If you have any other questions I can attempt to answer them. Barring paperwork isn't suddenly thrown my way.
>>11213889
I like my job, sir.

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>>11213868
They will after I groom Joey to be the new champion
>>11213719
So you're trying to yoink Blackthorn now?
Good luck vs Clair
I heard some of her dragons are in rut

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>>11213914
Yes! I'll make sure to do that, sir...?
>>11213889
I've only been here one week, I don't want to mess this up! Please stop asking, I can't tell you anything!

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>>11213834
It used to be rather peaceful, a little on the chilly side, and occasionally you would find a Dratini in your shoes, but it's probably changed since I was last here.
I also know that it's courts are full of primapes.

>>11213889
In a sense, yes.

>>11213963
No, I'm trying to lay some spirits to rest. Specifically, the spirits of my parents, we have unfinished business to take care of.
...Would she happen to have a Garchomp?

>>11213914
Are you guys looking at using the RICO laws, a.k.a. the Rocket-Buster, to blast this guy?

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>>11213889
Thanks, man. Have a Eevee pic. I frickin' love this job right now.
>>11213803
Hey, take your time, I plan on being here a while.

Anybody good with nutrition on? I wanna run a question or two by the locals, make sure my Eevees are getting the best food, you feel me?

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>>11213914
Those robberies in the electronics store around Alola? My best guess would be Team Skull.
I can see that you like your job, keep it that way.

>>11213984
Understandable.
In another topic, I did eventually find and capture a Beldum, still thinking of a name for him.
(The Beldum in question is open to be played)

>>11214007
Good luck.

>>11214036
Breeders I can respect are a rare breed, hah. Either way, congrats.

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>>11213984
Eisen.
>>11214008
While some branches operate unilaterally and in many cases cause more trouble than good we don't have a clear cut case for Mr. Brodd.
Please don't try to enact any vigilante justice on him either. We have enough of that to deal with. In many cases interpol oversteps what is fair and tends to do things without enough consideration. In the Alolan branch I try to make sure things are considered fairly before we send anything in to check it out.
>>11214128
We assume Skull or someone acting independently as well.
Either way I need to finish up a report, forgive me I must excuse myself.

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>>11214156
>Please don't try to enact any vigilante justice on him either.
omw

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>>11214156
Now that I remember, a Mr. Kira, IP agent had taken a photo of one if my projects during a surprise visit the other day. I can proudly say the prototype succesfully took flight.
Good luck with your reports, catch the criminals soon.

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>>11213803
I can get pretty far if i really focus from a region to other for example

>>11214196
Please do not. Lethal applications of force tend to lead to lots of paperwork.

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>>11214156
Mr. Eisen, there was a cop from the Kanto PD looking to get a job with the IP... I'm afraid I don't know much about the process for joining the IP, what do I tell him?
>>11214128
Congratulations! I can't tell you what to name your Pokemon, but... A theme for your team helps!

>>11214284
"Say, from here to Kanto and back? Or Unova?"

Test

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>>11213914
He's been on an oil rig how has he robbed anything?
>>11214484
Hello your test was successful

>Pokemon are reall
I don't get it

>>11214531
What's there not to get?

>>11214561
I...don't know

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>>11214339
Thanks, and, robots in fiction is the theme. Apart Sylvie, she named herself before coming into my care.

>>11214484
Hello.

>>11214531
think like this
your waifu
she's not shit
and she exists

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>>11214478
with enough prepping i can go teleporting from here to unova
but that is pretty tiring so i got in a plane

>Someone steps away from the side of the Silph Co. building.
>He steps down the street a few blocks before he presses a single button on his dex.
>BOOM.
>Rolling for damage.

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>>11214128
Thanks. I guess.

>Quincy enters his old home, still, thankfully, under his family name, and not sold off.
>He picks up a picture of his family, now dead and gone for several years. Just him, his mom, dad, and a dratini...

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>Floyd hops off the boat into the sand of Dolce Island.
"Here we are. Hell, we might not die here."
>He squints at the map, looking out at the jungle.

>>11214867
"No pressure bro"
"Do you need a place to stay?"

>>11214971
>1.
>The wall caves in and that's about it.
>Several people are evacuated.
>Someone sneaks in before the police come.
>Rolling to get something.

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>>11215046
"Ah! Just like I remembered."
>Giorgo leans over Floyd's shoulder, looking at the map
"The jungles are relatively safe. The most dangerous thing you'll find are the Ursarings and the Staraptors."

>>11215173
>3.
>It either isn't here or they took it with them.
>The guy bails before he's seen.
>Rolling for if he's seen since this went so well.

>>11215197
>7.
>DSPwow.wav
>The sight of someone with a red R plastered on their chest stepping out of a smoldering hole in the wall is going to be all over the news in about an hour.

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>>11215185
>Floyd chuckles, looking into the distance.
"Well I guess I'm getting mauled by an Ursaring. It looks like whatever we're looking for is pretty deep inside."
>He picks the left path, stepping forward.
"You want to stay behind or?"

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>>11215078
yeah, i don't really have a place to sleep
i was planning to go to an abandoned house or teleport in someone's basement or attic

What the fuck is with all the terorism lately?

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>>11215549
There's always a fuck load of terrorism
>>11215242
Fuckin sucks to be in Kanto right now

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>>11215347
"I'll go. Oblivia is my home, I fail to see why I would pass this up."
>He and his Ledian both follow, the Ledian occasionally pointing at something interesting it saw... More often than not the interesting thing is a plant.

>>11215584
Agreed. Considering moving, or becoming a cop.

>>11215365
"Sheesh bro, hiw about crashing in my couvh instead?"
>Leading the goobab towards an old pickup truck, along his team

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>>11215789
sounds good
but i hope i am not too much of a bother

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>>11215631
>Floyd chuckles at the bug.
"Just make sure you don't get grabbed by a Staraptor. They might think your hair is a real donut."
>Floyd is definitely going down the wrong path.
>He squints at his map and grabs a stick, dragging a line behind them.
"Looks like we need to go more toward the east."
>Right, ho.

>>11215886
>In the drivers sear, team in their balls
"Nah, just doing what is good"

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>>11216166
alright thanks dude
>nirie just floats inside the car

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>>11216093
"I survived my first 19 years of life on Oblivia, I think I can survive this one trip."
>Onward they go
"Do you plan on digging up any treasure with your hands?"

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>>11216304
"I got a Dhelmise and a Palossand just for this, actually."
>Floyd chuckles.
"You sure? I think some of those birds up there are checking out your hair."
>Slowly getting closer.

>>11216256
>A while later
>The car parks near some apartments in the outside of Olivine
"Yo, we're here".

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>>11216612
cool wich one of these do you live in?

>>11216714
>The apartments are definitely not very fany looking
"Just one in the second floor, bro. Life's austere."

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>>11216923
alright that's cool
your home seems like a cool place

>>11217027
>The apartment seems to be in need of a vacuuming
"Yeah bro, just the best I could get when I left jail, heh"

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>>11216502
"Even the birds admire intricacy."
>The sounds of birds in the woods are loud and clear.
>I suppose odds and there's a Pokemon attack
"What landmark specifically are we looking for?"

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>>11217148
it's understandable
but it's a cool place

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>>11217205
>Angry birb: Happen.
>Floyd attempts to shoosh the angry raptor away.
"Looks like we're looking for some kind of pillar coming out of the ground? Like an old marker stone."

>>11217238
>Various assorted plastic bags are placed on the couch
"I don't know about you bro, but I'm moing to get some rest, it was long day"

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>>11217571
well, i guess i'll sleep on the couch
should i sleep with those bags on top of it or not?
good night for you

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>>11217399
>99
>Angry bird will not let itself be shushed - it shrieks and pecks Floyd's hair.
>The little shock Giorgo's Joltik gives it is of little use, the Staraptor turning to glare down the blonde.
"... we should go."

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>>11217785
"Hold on."
>Dhelmise (Lv 50) is out.
>Barring that the bird isn't level 100 and 50 instead.
252+ Atk Steelworker Dhelmise Anchor Shot vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Staraptor: 141-166 (88.1 - 103.7%) -- 25% chance to OHKO
>If odd it's still barely up.

par whats the gayest pokemon

>>11218471
all of them

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>>11217880
>Out goes the Staraptor
"Quick, before it gets back up."
>And with that Giorgo takes off running in the direction they had been heading before

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>>11218564
>Floyd snorts, following after.
"Relax, we'll be fine. Do you see that pillar?"

>>11218471
Pick a Fairy-type, any Fairy-type.
Serious answer, though, look for a species with a major gender imbalance.

>>11217617
>(ahahaha narcoed irl)
"The bags are for the goo, bro. Good night"

someone keep thread bumped plz i lovw u all

Uh, is Pokephilia legal in Kanto? Asking for a friend.

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>>11218766
Noooope
No Pokephilia in Kanto
Or Johto, before you ask

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>>11218595
>Giorgo slows down for a moment, looking around
"Yes, what about it?"

is terrorism illegal in kanto

>>11218980
Nope.

>>11218790
What's the penalty for it out there?
Assume it's a foreign national with a first offense.

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Midnight drink, not the best move but it's relaxing.

>>11219695
Whatcha drinking? I've found a bottle of 7 year old whisky I'm thinking about having a glass or two of.

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>>11219861
Just some old 3 year wine I had lying around. Nothing special.

I want the weasel and the knife to have a happy ending

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Hey /PAR/!
Here's a spooky legend for you that I found craawling on the depths of the internet!
>If you go to any field at midnight, and gaze directly at the moon, for a few minutes, it is said that a pale white figure will descend from the sky, her clothes and body rigid with blood.
>Once she descends, she will stare at the victim, allowing them a single chance to escape, before her spine snaps, along with her upright posture and she runs at them like a wild dog, and murders them.
>The victims are then surrounded by Moon flowers, their blood drained from them, and their skin pale as ash.
Now I know what you're thinking, this sounds like total bullshit, so i'm gonna go try it out, i'll report back here for results!

>>11222439
rip

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>>11222439
I wanna try this now

hey par is hoenn nice this time of year?

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GREETINGS PATHETIC INSECTS, I CHALLENGE YOUR GREATEST WARRIORS TO THE PATHETIC SPORT YOU CALL POKEMON BATTLING
IF NO ONE ACCEPTS MY CHALLENGE AT MT SILVER THEN I WILL MAKE OFFENSIVE JOKES ABOUT YOUR MOTHERS

>>11223234
>mt silver
yknow id take you up on that but like
have to be to work soon

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>>11223285
YOUR MOTHER IS FAT

>>11223311
shes dead so this is kind of a moot point
someone else will probably kick your ass in another hour

>>11223338
I WILL NOT BE THE ONE WHO GETS THEIR ASS KICKED
I PAYED A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY BATTLE POKEMON IT IS OF THE HIGHEST PEDIGREE

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>>11223234
I'd accept that challenge if it weren't for the fact I'm superior in one way to you.

>>11223436
>1 pokemon
w e w

>>11223436
(heck)
>>11223438
THE ONLY THING THAT YOU HAVE SUPERIOR IS YOUR LINKING PARK COLLECTION

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>>11223483
(fuck forgot pic twice in a row)

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>>11223483
That joke is as dead as the singer. But no, I'm better at loosing.

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>>11223483
...Fuck it, I'm not getting anywhere settling my past, I'll be there in a few minutes. Hell, you can probably watch me.
>Quincy brings out his Dragonite, and flies up to Mt. Silver

>>11223510
(Losing.*)

>>11223517
>dragon
>mt silver
what did he do to you jfc

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>>11223483
Why don't you come here to Alola so I can kick your ass with my own robotic creature

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>>11223517
YOU WILL SUFFER THE HUMILIATION OF DEFEAT THEN I WILL TEABAG YOUR UNCONSCIOUS POKEMON
TASTE THE MIGHT OF THE ULTIMATE POKEMON MONEY CAN BUY
>tincan sends out a magikarp level 5

>>11223621
>Payed top dollar.
>Level 5 magikarp.
It all makes sense now.

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>>11223554
He's used to the cold, we all are.
>Since he was basically next-door to the mountain, it doesn't take long for him to reach the top.
>He hops off, recalling the dragon for now.

>>11223621
>He stares at the Magikarp
"...Holy shit, I've heard legends of people being stupid enough to buy Magikarp and consider them battle-ready, but this is a first."
>He sends out a Typhlosion, Level 65
"Let's warm the place up a bit, Leah, Eruption!... DON'T KILL IT THOUGH!"
>252 SpA Typhlosion Eruption (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magikarp: 1386-1631 (7700 - 9061.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>She held back, so it's not ded.

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>>11223686
>magikarp fainted
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

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>>11223779
"You lost, tin man, you fell for the scam."
>The Edgelord puts his hands in his pockets, leaning against his Typhlosion
"You want real strength? Don't buy it, work for it. Get some pokeballs, find a pokemon or six you actually like instead of one that gets advertised as "Strong", and train with them."
>He looks down the mountain
"...Maybe I'll walk, looks like a snowstorm is coming and I'd rather be in the caves when that hits. Hope you've got another way off the mountain, dude."
>He flips up his hood, and starts walking off the peak.

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>>11223900
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME MARK MY WORDS I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SNOWSTORM I HAVE A REFUND TO MAKE AND A SALESMAN TO STRANGLE
>the as of yet undecided name or actually who or what this character even is disappears around a corner

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>>11224268
"Alright, sure."
>Quincy keeps walking down the slope, following the curve of the path around until he reaches the caves
"Now comes the fun part... fucking labyrinth in here."
>With only Leah's flames to light the way, he begins his descent through the caves

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>Hangout in Dewford.

whats the best crime

>>11225233
sucking cock on a private place without getting caught

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>>11225255
But how do you get caught if it's a private place.

Unless you broke in but that means you're committing a bigger crime

>>11225421
i mean public
whoopise

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>>11225233
Killing two people and getting away with it because the court discounted the one witness.
Oh, sorry, read that as "worst".
Best crime is defending your home.
>Quincy is hopelessly fucking lost right now
"I fucking hate caves"

How does one start RPing in this environment?

>>11225478
(Usually it's started by asking a question on a side note we are slower on the weekends, just a heads up.)

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>nirie is still snoozing on the couch
>having the same dream as before

>>11225808
>roll to turn goo into cum

>>11225808
>Snoring from the other room
>And restless shuffling

>roll to crime in kanto

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>>11226047
>he wakes and notices the sounds
what...?
>he decide to follow the sound and see what's happening

>>11226449
something something stop right there criminal scum

par im gay

>>11226748
Aren't we all

>>11226748
Rad

Alright, assmunches. Where are the best sign language classes in Alola?
Asking for a friend.

Hello everybody!
So i asked my trainer about the scary person
and she got upset
she said hes gone and i shouldnt be scare
im never scare excep for really big scary dargon once
>>11226748
whats a gay?
>>11227019
Whats a sign language?

>>11227053
Good to hear the scary guy is gone but gay means you like people or Pokemon of the same gender

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>>11227019
Hau'Oli City, one of the colleges has free classes up until 6 PM.
>>11227053
Well, that's good! What was the dragon?
Sign language is used to talk to people who can't hear, you use your hands for it!

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>>11226748
Same dude.

>>11227019
Po town.

>>11227169
Oh ok thanks
Trainer was sad to talk about scary man
>>11227210
Wow! Thats really neat! Hand talking! My traner did a thing like that once she told the mean boss to stop being mean with her finger!
I dont know what the dragon was but it was really really big and even scary man was scare of it

>>11227053
Eat me.
>>11227210
Thanks patchy the pirate.
>>11227215
Yeah, sure he'd love it if I was throwing gang signs in the bed.

>>11226536
>Sam is sleeping, agitatedly
>He turns and tosses every so often

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>adri is in the pokemon center again looking for the nurse
hello can i visit my friend who is a mienshao today?

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>>11227274
Hey, I was serious.
ain't gotta get all judgemental, man.

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>>11227274
Please don't call me that.
>>11227268
I mean... I suppose that gesture counts, but repeating it is probably a bad idea! Of course, you can still do it if you want, but uh, it tends to lead to fights! If I'm thinking of the right one that is, I might be wrong...
Anyway, lots of dragons are big and scary, was this one bigger and scarier than normal?

>>11227274
Ewwww! I dont eat people! I eat berries and poke chow and the scrambly eggs my trainer makes sometimes!

Trainer said we can go and see a gym soon! She says Im not big enough to scuffle there yet but we can watch and thats fun right?

>>11227421
Oh
Is it a mean tthing? was my trainer being mean back to the mean boss?
and yeah... this dragon was really really really big, like a house!!! I dont think it was happy to be where it was

>>11227483
What kind of dragon was it

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>>11227277
>he looks at his friend acting like that but he isn't sure if he wants to wake him up

>>11227518
I dont know
it was really big and i ran away because it wasnt happy with scary man and trainer
ummm
Do you think it ate the scary man?

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>>11227593
Given the description you gave of that scary man yesterday, maybe.

>>11227557
>Another turn
>Sam is near the edge of the bed

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>>11227664
wait
watch out
>nirie tries to push the human back to the middle of the bed
>roll to not wake him up

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>>11227483
Yeah, pretty much!
... was the dragon black with a bunch of mouths?

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I haven't worked with many steel types. Would anyone have any advice for caring for a Beldum?

>>11227697
>7
>Sam wakes up
>First thing he sees is the edge, gripping to not fall out
"Oh fuck!"

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>>11227763
>UB portal outie.
>Pap man.

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>>11227778
are you okay?
you almost fell out the bed

>>11227721
No it was more white and a little bit of something not white with one mouth
i didnt see that clear it was night when i saw it and it seemed like it came out of nowhere

>>11227840
"I see bro, I saw the weirdest thing"

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>>11227933
what was it?

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>>11227818
>Am I being robbed?
>The cop squints the paper over.
"Do you need something?"

>>11227953
"I saw a ship full of pokemon being attacked by threatened by a much larger one"

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>>11227763
Hello fello new Beldum owner. First thing first is to show them what they can eat and not, like many Steel types they are metal eaters, Aluminium is basically a treat to them but bad in excess.
Second is that polishing is not just for looks, it is also for cleaning away rust.

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>>11228024
that sounds familiar
i had similar dreams

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>>11228014
>pap once more.

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>>11228124
Thank you, I appreciate the help.
Are there any pokemon that resemble an origami figure?
>>11228288
>Dubs pap.
"Uh, do you want food?"
>Katsuya stands up, moving slowly.
>He grabs a sheet of paper and puts it on his desk.
"Does this work?"

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>>11227763
What >>11228124 this dude said.
Don't give 'em a coat of rustoleum to get around the tlc though, makes 'em sick.
Get yourself a basic metalworking kit, files and sandpaper and all that, should be good up to the 'Gross stage.

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>>11228322
Did you just say 'origami figure Pokemon'? That would be a Kartana, and that would also be pretty bad!
If you see one make sure not to touch it, because its papercuts are reeeeally bad!

>>11227593
I bet it did eat him if he was bad.

>>11228185
"How so, bro?"

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>>11228438
"ship full of pokemon"
"legendary pokemon came to threaten everyone"

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>>11228322
>The single best sheet of paper in the world.
>The Kartana crafts a paper pokeball and puts it on the desk.

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>>11228343
Thank you for your help.
>>11228385
I haven't touched it. Are they normally friendly?
>>11228595
>Squint.
>He pulls a single cherish ball out, putting it on the desk.
"Is that correct?"

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>>11228322
Unsure, but I think it is a recently discovered Steel type.

>>11228343
If you got enough time, get a larger array of files and sandpaper of varying amounts of grit. This is particularly important with Steel types that extrude their armor.

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>>11228644
I haven't heard of any UBs being nice or anything, but I met a Nihilego that was nice yesterday so... I'm not really sure? Sorry!

>>11228528
"Legendary, bro? That was fucking Kyogre."

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>>11228701
"yeah, it was kyogre, how odd it is that we have the same dream

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>>11228680
"I didn't know caring for a steel type was so complicated and here all I need is food and pets."

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>>11228644
Anytime, Beatles guy.

>>11228680
Yeah, more tools are always helpful.

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>>11228644
>Kartana presses the button.
>Click!
>Kartana (30) added to team!

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>>11228680
That's rather strange. Fantastic a rare pokemon comes to me. Might as well start doing the lottery.
>>11228693
That's no issue. Thank you for your help.
>>11228907
Well, you aren't wrong.
>>11228979
"That's abnormal."
>Kazuya lets the paper out.
"...Are you up to something?"

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>>11228322
>Kat: check things out online
>Discover this post
BURN IT
DESTROY IT
IT WILL KILL YOU THROUGH A THOUSAND PAPERCUTS
LITERALLY
I FUCKING COUNTED MY SCARS.

>>11228730
"Is this a trick? Bro?"

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>>11229091
Calm down, please! As long as he takes precaution it should be fine!
>>11229046
No problem! I'm uh... not part of the UB division, but helping people is still what I joined the IP for!

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>>11228759
"And the occasional hair cuts, claw care and other stuff I trust only a professional with."
"By comparison, filing away imperfections in an armor is simpler."

>>11229046
I don't usually say that someone is being lucky, but, you are incredibly lucky.

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>>11229046
>Shake paper head.
>Go to sleep on desk.

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>>11229091
I have a higher leveled fire pokemon, I should be fine.
>>11229186
Agreed. Hopefully we'll be working together soon.
>>11229211
Thank you, I think it went to sleep so...
>Kazuya goes to try the lottery.
>He's gonna have to roll dubs or higher for anything really impressive.

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>>11229127
nope
i am psychic but i can't read dreams

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>>11229211
"Pshh I went forever and was fine without all that stuff."

>>11229382
>Sam shuffles out of his bed and to the bathroom, washing up a bit
"Sheesh, still, first time I got this whack ass dream."

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>>11229186
Right, sorry, I just... fuck, even hearing that people let these things near them makes me freak out.

>>11229354
Good.

I met a Cubone last night, it literally ran into me running away from a mandibuzz.
I think I'm gonna call him Dave.

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>>11229632
you what
>>11229354
nice glasses dweeb

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>>11229651
.shoo
.shoo
.out
.get

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>>11229673
shit okay robot dave
>ollie outie

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>>11229699
>robot dave
.im cursed
.help
.someone drop me in a volcano

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>>11229632
That's a nice name. Are you planning on getting the Alolan form?
>>11229651
>>11229673
>>11229699
>>11229727
...Do I want to know?

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>>11229564
"Yet you looked a tad shabby when I first saw you."
>Pets near the ribbons

>>11229632
Congrats on your new team member.

>>11229651
>>11229699
You don't belong in this world, figment of my diseased imagination.

>>11229727
Sorry, these servers are expensive.

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>>11229632
Some people probably have good relations with UBs! Maybe one day you'll be able to find a UB you like!
>>11229354
I hope so! I don't really know anyone on the force right now, so that would be pretty neat!

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>>11229745
Fragments of a dream best left in the collective unconscious.
Let sleeping Houndooms lie - or Luxrays as it were.
>>11229778
Good afternoon, Stibs. I apologize for sleeping all day, night watch required diligence.

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>>11229583
yeah, but i had this dream a ton of times before

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>>11229745
.probably not
>>11229778
.im crashing into your oil rig
.cut my life into pieces
.this is my last resort

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>>11229804
>>11229810
...Alright.
>>11229786
I'm hoping I'll get recommended soon. I should look into a few more team members while this Rocket thing is going on. I should see if Silph has any leads.

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>>11229745
That's the idea. I'm in Alola after all.

>>11229778
Thanks.

>>11229786
Doubtful. In addition to my exactly 1000 papercut scars, I've got a shoulder that's still sore after getting stabbed, several sting scars across my stomach, my right arm is covered in electrical burns that are fading, and I've looked into the maw of a... I don't know what their actual name is, but they're huge, black, and their mouth is literally endless on the inside.
I don't think I'll ever find a UB I'll want to keep around.

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>>11229778
>Sylvie chuckles and the ribbon closest to his hand gets curled around quickly
"Shabby yes but you still let me stay and even sleep in your bed the first night. If I was that bad surely you would have had me take a bath before that."

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>>11229910
I know it's unlikely, but everyone can recover! If you decide you don't want to be afraid of UBs then it might happen!
>>11229847
There was a Silph building blown up recently, maybe try there!

>>11229847
>The local precinct has files on the event.
>Reading through them, you get the gist.
>Rocket(?) member plants an explosive, blows the side out of the Silph building. They were later spotted exiting the building.
>There isn't much to go on, no fingerprints or DNA samples were found. The few eyewitnesses described them as being 6'4.

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>>11229804
"No need to apologize my friend, sleep as much as you need"
>Ruffle that mane

>>11229810
Legally, it is your oil rig.
Please don't crash the servers.

>>11229910
Talk about an horrible experience.
I should look into that rocket like one, it seems real interesting.

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(Reply memes all around, sorry.)
>>11229910
I hear they're very good. Good luck.
>>11229965
Yes, I was about to.
>>11229999
"That's... Isn't that a bit tall for Kanto?"
>Can we look into recent passports?

>>11230057
(oops)
>>11229948
>The ribbon is exerting its fairy magic
>More pets
"True, you were in pretty good conditions for someone that was basically wild for long. How you did that, I have no idea."

>>11229805
>Morning, or rather, afternoon now routine finalized
"Odd, bro. What else did you see?"

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>>11230147
well, i was in a realtionship with a swampert, oddly enough

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>>11230113
Well, if you need help let me know! I'm not sure what I'd be able to do, but I'd sure try!

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>>11230057
>tappatappatappa on a dex
"Thanks. It was a long evening."
>>11229948
"I got a clean-up before I was placed in Frankie's care, but my condition was, ahem... substandard even by wild standards."

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>>11230131
"It's all about self grooming."
>She creeps the ribbon higher
"Say what exactly does it feel like when I coil my ribbons around you?"
>>11230260
"How bad was it?"

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>>11229965
I'm not scared of them, especially now that I have a pokemon of my own.
I fucking hate them.

>>11230057
The rocket ones seemed to be the most passive.
If I ever warmed up to one, it would be that, but it's unlikely.

>>11230113
Thank you.

>Rolling for training with Dave the Cubone

>>11230159
>Crashing on the couch, trying to avoid any gooed bag
"I think I saw one in that mess, bro."

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>>11230275
>Roll to do this to Kat

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>>11230272
"Matting from head to tail, blood not cleaned out of my mane, and a smell that made small children run away."
"That breeding facility was... you can imagine. I'm glad it was shuttered, and apparently its manager died of stupidity somewhere in Kanto."

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>>11230260
>Sipping more coffee
>There is always one or two thermos full close by
"Between returning from the outing and other tasks? Yeah.
>Goes back to ruffling the mane with the free hand

>>11230272
"Frankly, it feels good. I feel calmer, between other things."

>>11230275
My only problem would be the polishing, apparently they are massive.

>>11230113
>Recent arrivals matching that height are...
>David Tomas, 24 from Driftveil. Known for previous scuffles with the law his parole number can be reached and he's currently living in Celadon.
>Isaac Connors, 32 from Cyllage City. A chemist working down at the fossil revival place on Cinnibar
>Matthew Amsley, 57 from Black City. A school teacher currently working at Fuchsia City

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>>11230330
>But why
>Kat has the wind knocked out of her, and glares up at her assailant, gritting her teeth as she reaches into her pockets for her brass knuckles
"The fuck was that for!?"

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>>11230326
you did?
cool
it's really crazy that we had the same dream and kinda cool

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>>11230181
Could you look into a David Tomas for me? From Driftveil.
>Mail Mutsuki the rest of the details.
>>11230444
"Hm... Chemist could be a good lead."
>Check if we have any leads on where the bomb came from.

>>11230566
"Bro, this s giving me one hell of a headache. Why am I seeing the same things as you?"

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>>11230719
Alright, I can do that!
>Were is previous scuffles in Driftveil?
>Let's contact the Driftveil PD and find out

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>>11230815
i don't know either
i guess it's enough dream talk for today

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>>11230339
"That sounds like a pretty bad condition to be in. I don't think I never got that bad in my travels."
>>11230421
>The ribbons around his arm give a light squeeze
"Well the calming effect makes sense but what other things?"

>>11230719
>Not many but it is of note that Silph has put extra money into making sturdier buildings with better security.
>This bomb was enough to blow the wall clean out and compromise structural stability.
>>11230862
>Most of his scuffles involve previous dealings with Ghetsis' Plasma.
>It's of note that he at that point had several strong Unovan pokemon.
>He isn't legally allowed to own pokemon any longer, though.

>>11230914
"Yeesh, if that is so bro."
>Sam goes back to the bathroom in search of aspirin

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>>11230463
>Looks like that was just a shitpost and Kat got lost in a waking nightmare for like five minutes, looking up at a Buzzwole and trying to punch it
>She snaps out of it, looking up from where she was sitting on a low stone wall, out at where her cubone has been trying to get past level 16 with little success.
>She gets up, patting the child pokemon on the head.
"Let's go somewhere else and keep trying"

>Rolling again

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>>11230917
"Happier, like I could be like this forever....other things."

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>>11230959
>Let's see if they have records on what those Pokemon are and their approximate levels
>Who knows, perhaps he got them over illegally

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>>11230959
"Well at the least I can ask if he knows anything..."
>Off to Cinnibar.

>>11231165
>A Hydeigon, Gigalith, Emboar, Excadrill, Scolipede and Krookodile.
>About level 60-70.
>All the pokemon barring the Krookodile are accounted for at a rehab facility in Nacrene.
>>11231215
>My replies might be a bit slower, sorry.
>You arrive at the lab, it takes a moment to get him to come out.
>He looks a little ticked off.
"Do you need something?"

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>>11231215
>You've received an E-Mail
>It describes what Mutsuki has found so far, arranged in a helpful little bullet point format
>>11231283
>Krookadile's unaccounted for?
>There's his next search - any crimes involving a Krookodile around Celadon?

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>>11231283
"I'm with the Lavender police department. Do you know anything about the bombing in Saffron?"
>Kazuya looks between him and the inside of the building.
>>11231373
>"Thank you, Mutsuki. You're a fantastic help."

>>11231373
>Nothing you manage to find.
>In addition you can't find any recent treatment records, battle records or anything relating to any.
>>11231445
>Rolling for poker face.
"Officer, can you please not come into my job and harass me about some crime?"
>The guy looks back at his coworkers, heading to the door.
"Please come to the pokemon mansion with me."
>He leaves in a haste, not waiting for an answer.

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>>11231084
"Happy is good! But you keep saying other things"
>Her ribbons continue their travels opting this time to go up his sleeve rather than stay on the outside like usual
"Are they all good feelings? I hope none of this ever makes you uncomfortable."

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>>11231008
well, i hope you are okay, bro

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>>11231445
>"I don't know if he's the guy you're looking for, but I'll keep checking! No stone left unturned!"
>>11231516
>As he said, no stone left unturned
>Let's broaden the parameters a bit - how about the rest of Kanto, not just Celadon?

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>>11231516
>That's not sketchy.
>Kazuya follows him inside, palming his pokeball and keeping his distance.
"Are you hiding something, sir?"
>>11231675
>"If I don't reply in about twenty minutes call a team out to check Cinnabar and the water routes around it."

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>>11231054
>a while later, she's gotten Dave up to level 18
"Let's see if we can get you stronger on the way back, and then call it a night."
>Rollan

>>11231675
>You still don't turn up much in crimes.
>Tons of sightings of Krookodiles in gym challenges though.
>>11231750
>The guy sighs, turning around.
"Fine, fucking fine. He wanted a goddamn bomb. He said he was a miner and needed it for the fucking mining op going on in Pewter. I didn't think he was going to fucking blow up a goddamn-"
>The guy shakes, he knows he's fucked.
"I said he should have some that his fucking foremen should have but he threatened to have his freaky crocodile tear my legs off if I didn't make him one. I have a fucking family, can't you do something?"

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>>11231545
"All good, all good."
>The nerd is visibly redder
>He lets the ribbons sneak in deeper
"I don't feel uncomfortable, but..."

>>11231653
>Aspirin acquired
"Yeah bro, somewhat better."
"What now?"

(I really need FC for this char but I'm al out if ideas)

>>11232007
(How about asprin bottles? But seriously uhhh... That hockey mask dude from TMNT?"

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>>11231978
>Right, that's a dead end...
>Does he have a job of some sort? Somewhere where he would have been during the bombing?
>>11231750
>"Alright, can do!

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>>11232007
i dunno, maybe we hang around in a bar looking for chicks, i guess
or i don't know, you're the one who knows about things around here

>>11232202
(Casey)

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>>11231978
"Well I have to thank you for coming clean quickly. Would this man still be in Celadon?"
>>11232246
>"I think I have a lead. How quickly can you get to Kanto?"

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>>11231986
>The ribbons stop at his shoulder but still give his arm a tender squeeze every few seconds
"You're as red as a cheri berry, what's wrong?"

>>11232246
>Community service mostly, he works weekends at a bar in Celadon.
>Being it was done on Friday no one was expecting anything from him.
>>11232300
"I think so, probably. He has a freaky crocodile."
>He straightens up, pulling his wallet out and offering Kazuya cash.
"I don't want to go to jail, can you help me?"

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>>11232202
(Guess that will have to do, thanks)

>>11232278
"Yo, great idea. bro."
>Car keys, check
"Let's go."

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>>11232300
>"I've never been there before, so Gardevoir can't teleport me. Give me an hour or so!"
>Last two digits is the time it takes to get there by boat

WARNING
WARNING
OLD MEN

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>>11232619
sweet, i'll be careful to not put any goo on your car

>>11232701
OLD MEN
ARE THE FUTURE

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>>11232332
"Nothing is wrong, nothingiswrong"
>The pets shift to cover the whole back of Sylvie, up to the tail

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>>11232337
"Give your story to the local police and I'll guarantee you something light. I have to go."
>Katsuya pats the money away.
"I'm trusting you here."
>The cop heads off.
>>11232670
>"I'll see you there."
>30 min + last number.

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>>11232720
>At the driver's seat of the old and battered pickup
"Thanks, bro. I know a chill place where we can go and get lucky."
>Last post digit posts to destination