HG - Hunger Games
What's your favorite show, guys?
is being here every day and hosting all the time not relevant enough to be made in anon's wrestling game
>>11205809
Funnily enough, i happen to be the Abathur ava (Am i even portraying the character well?)
>>11205675
Consider this a beginning.
>>11205814
Continuing
>>11205817
Thanks broski
>>11205834
All you have to do is ask and I'll try to get your guy in, we can always use more heel characters.
>>11205859
This is the last one I have pictures of.
>>11205859
I would like to see Abathur make an appearance, but he most likely won't because implimenting him into WWE20XX seems impossible.
>>11205855
(I'm not sure, mate, I haven't played Starcraft nearly enough to tell you if you're playing them correctly, but I can tell you that you're doing fine as you are now
I'll RP for a bit with you as I'd like to do some too, but I apologize if I pass out during it)
>Kosaku looks towards the creature in a mixture of intrigue and horror (mostly horror). "That thing is not a Stand. No, it's something much worse! What even is it? Is it... hostile?" Sweating, he called out to it.
Pardon me, sir. Ma'am. Whatever you prefer to be called. Is everything alright? There... There is no need for a dramatic entrance!
>>11205876
I mean, if it's impossible to recreate a character, such as the slug dude, I can just pull a Jerma Moon and put a big ass image of him on a masked character.
>>11205884
(No worries. Mind you i use this)
Terran entity. Standard sequences, deemed docile. Will introduce self.
Abathur. Evolve swarm, spin strands and sequences. Served Overmind. Now serve Queen of Blades.
>>11205926
(I use this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOBLTS0lJc as a refernece. How did i fuck up that badly.
>>11205902
I have a headcanon that has Abathur "weaving" himself into a humanoid form so he is a viable competitor,bBut if all else fails.
>tfw our boy seth owns a wrestling school just over 13 hours away from me
https://www.blackandbravewrestling.com
>>11205926
>>11205932
(Looks fine to me in terms of dialogue, I think you're doing alright for that)
>"Is it an alien? What kind of subjects is it rambling about? 'Queen of Blades'? It calls me docile, but I can't say the same for it." Kosaku nods, wiping his forehead.
The formalities. Yes, yes, I understand. I am Kosaku Kawajiri. I don't have a backstory as detailed as yours, but it wouldn't be of interest to you. Are you going to attack me?
>>11205956
(Cheers)
Inaccurate. You, poor essence, little value. Not worth eradicating.
>>11205816
I wish someone would just make a loop of Starfire and Raven's scenes from Jinxed. So badly.
>>11204682
If you have a cold one now it'll almost be like we're having one together buddy.
>>11205994
But my cold one isn't cold anymore since I already had it.
>banned for doxxing someone
>haven't posted anything today expect complaining about a worker
Nani?
10/10 job mods.
>>11206000
Well grab another one and you'll be fine.
>>11205975
Why, how dreadful! Do you say things like those to all the strangers you meet? I don't object to that description, but it would at least be decent of you to have manners! Do you not have dignity?
>>11206007
Can't be fucked going to the store right now. Maybe later, Also:
>Expect
>>11206007
hello mods? yes? this guys is Australian so if you could ban him that would be cool.
>>11206014
Expect?
>>11206031
Please do, while you're at it I'll dox myself. Please come and kill me.
>>11206038
>haven't posted anything today expect complaining about a worker
>expect complaining about a worker
>expect
>>11206010
Terran organisms flawed. Primitive structure, low biological adaptability, complexity bad. Have seen abnormal entities. Terran and fauna hybrids, psionically able. One scenario, terran skeletal structure. Vital organs abscent, yet entity functions as per norm. Deemed impossible. Am intruiged. Seek to study sequences, learn, impliment into swarm, make stronger.
>A kingfisher bird lands in the thread and starts singing
>>11206062
"Terran skeletal structure"? Oh, you're referring to h i m.
>Sighing, he pinches the bridge of his nose, muttering to himself. "Even after we finish our quarrel, he finds a way to plague me!"
You won't find strength within him. The brain is a vital organ, and he lacks one. How can you expect to find any strength in him? I have even gone against him, and I have seen for myself he's nothing special.
>places king bait on the ground
>>11206095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLMSOwEFPps
>>11206113
IS THAT FRESH COCK I SEE?!
>KK
>>11206113
>>11206124
I knew that was gonna happen.
>>11206128
Hence "bait"
>>11206125
Host
>>11206142
Oh shi-
>>11206102
Disagreement. Vital organs inconvenient, but required. Functionality without vital organs, can prove useful. Organs recieve damage, cease function, organism dies as result. Hypothesis, unkillable entity.
>>11206095
>>11206116
Avian fauna observed, utilising mating call. Irrelivent. Will ignore.
>>11206163
(Not meant as an insult, genuinely curious, but are the spelling errors with Abathur intentional? Because you don't seem to make any when posting OOC. The though of Abathur with a speech impediment is pretty endearing t.bh.)
>>11206163
I'm afraid to say your hypothesis is wrong. The two times we have faced off, he has bitten the dust. Not from my own hand, of course! I'm not a monster. You can even ask the skeleton himself. He's not invincible.
>>11206170
>but are the spelling errors with Abathur intentional?
Not him but yes. He actually speaks that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOBLTS0lJc
>>11206163
>The singing stops as the bird looks at Abathur. Only a few seconds later does it change, as Yomika dons a more humanoid shape.
Perhaps...should have just said "good morning".
...Hm.
>She clears her throat, and says aloud to nobody in particular.
Good morning.
>>11206143
later
Expect tournament updates later in the day.
>>11206227
Now or else I'll kick you ass
>>11206180
(What he said >>11206196)
Entity expresses denial, assumes superiority, perection. However, only terran skeletal structure. Biomass absent, vunerable to dismemberment. Can take advantage of, overcome flaws, but entity refuses.
>>11206207
Abnormality; entity capable of speech. Am intruiged. Explanation requested.
>>11206242
>In a flicker of light, the kingfisher turns in to a human girl, relatively normal looking other than being barefoot and an odd and pale skin tone.
Why would I not? Effects...don't take like that.
More curious about you.
>>11206229
>>11206233
shhh I'm sleeping now.
>>11206242
People like him aren't worth wasting your time on. There are many, many other people you could consider going after. What is there to see in him, save a healthy dose of calcium and a large ego? The key to perfection lies in planning. Not eugenics.
>>11206242
(That's not quite what I was talking about, I figured the manner of speech was intentional.)
>>11206261
>Wakes you up
Theres a faggot browsing reddit in front of me during class
What do lads?
>>11206280
Find what sub he's on. Make a post there calling him a fag, use bots to get it onto the first page,
>>11206280
Ask him when the narwhal bacons.
>>11206280
>
>I forgot why I'm supposed to hate reddit
>>11206280
Bash his fuckin head in cunt
>>11206251
>Abathur moves backwards slightly. It's can be indicated that he was startled by the avian's sudden transformation.
Revelation. Terran organism, capable of transmography. Am intruiged. Will introduce self.
Abathur. Evolve swarm, serve Queen of Blades.
>>11206264
Many anomalous entities have been observed, Criag most unusual. All resist proper examination, or are unviable.
>>11206313
>A brief look of amusement crosses Yomika's face, before it relaxes, leaving her with just an idle, placid smile.
Don't know how it works. It just does.
I...am Yomika. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just me.
>>11206313
Good grief.
>Kosaku sighs. "But you shouldn't pick h i m! One of him is bad enough, in the future I'll have to deal with more of him? At least pick me, or perhaps..." Kosaku looks up, pointing at the creature with a funny expression.
Have you seen a woman with silver hair and golden eyes? Maybe she could help you with your search for "perfection".
Who are the biggest THOTS of HG?
>>11205876
>tfw all my favorite people get shitposted away
I hate you hg. I hope you know that it's not a strong dislike. It's hate.
>>11206342
Yuno
>>11206342
Suz
>>11206358
???
>>11206280
Find what sub he's on and link it so we can call him a faggot
>>11206329
Little information. Must collect sample, study sequences.
>Upon saying this, Abathur attempts to grasp the terran.
>>11206330
Unclear...
>>11206365
Wasn't meant to link to you. I have no reason to apologize though. Kys.
>>11206342
akawawaka
Biggest THOT slayers?
>>11206342
Ahri
Fyxe
Aussa
Izaya
Lana's mom
>tfw could have sworn i saw someone browsing hg in front of me at Walmart
am i losing it or are one of you white trash like me
>>11206358
THIN
SKINNED
LMAO
>>11206387
Should've taken a picture. I took one of you.
>>11206369
Do you need me to be more specific? Give me a second. She has silver hair, golden eyes, pale skin, a blue outfit, and speaks with a refined tone. She's not too hard to miss.
>He almost scoffs. "I wish that could be said for me. I miss her."
Have you seen anyone by that description?
>>11206358
Who?
>>11206384
The only thot on this list is Izaya
>>11206369
Maybe magic. Maybe something else.
>The smile drops from her face, but she doesn't struggle, still staring at him calmly, with a piercing blue eye staring right in to Abathur's face.
Explain.
>>11206398
I don't think you and I are seeing the same list. I'll admit that he's the thotiest thot there, but they are all thots.
>>11206387
Is it me?
>>11206409
>My wife
>My second wife
>My third wife
>My mother
>thots
If it were not for the laws of this land, I'd have slaughtered you
>>11206424
>Furry wife
Dont talk to me or my son or my son's son or my son's son's son ever again
>>11206392
Inaccurate. Corresponding entity not located.
>>11206399
Visual examination, not enough. Can examine flesh, view sequences, detect anomalies.
>One of Abathur's bladed apendages inches towards the terrans left arm.
Will only collect small sample, lethality unmecessary.
Will only extract small sample, lethality unessecary.
>>11206444
(...God dammit.)
>>11206444
Well, her name is Elizabeth if you want to talk to her about improving your race... species? I'm not sure what your goal is here. If I knew any better, you'd most likely be here for planning an invasion. Am I correct?
>>11206444
May prove too much.
Can do many things. Take many forms. Some, not even animal. Sand. Ghost fire. Pillar. Mold.
>The smile returns.
Might be a bad idea.
How do you pronounce thot
>>11206358
oh no................... what will we do without the based avas that got shitposted away like TND, soviet, Rikka, and Sylvie............ the threads are just so low quality without them.............
>>11206360
take it back
>>11206476
>Rikka
>Shitposted away
Literally retarded
>>11206482
mak me
>>11206483
they went to erp and that's just as bad
>>11206457
Will converse with entity when encountered. Queen of Blades' decision, dictates purpose of swarm. Queen of Blade's current intent, eliminating particular terran entity. Not you.
>>11206470
Unpredictability, potential hazard.
>Abathur lets go of the terran entity.
>>11206492
They're still here you dumb fuck.
>>11206490
*makes you*
>>11206471
thought
>>11206496
Good, good. I would have had a heart attack if you were sent here to take care of me (though for what, I wouldn't know). Might I ask, however, who the person may be? Are they in this place currently?
>>11206498
Okay I take it back
>>11206497
>I think that's a different Rikka. Not sure though.
>>11206496
Wise.
>Yomika allows herself to drop to the ground, rising slowly as she dusts off her grass skirt.
But why? In the first place.
>>11206561
It's the same Rikka.
>>11206564
You sure about that?
>>11206569
>Same exact tributes he used to submit
>same quality to his games
Definitely Rikka.
>>11206564
>Huh. Come to think of it someone has been entering Ringo too I think. Shows what I know.
>>11206517
Inaccurate, elsewhere.
>>11206561
Only focus is evolving the swarm, seek biological perfection. Intend to collect new sequences, impliment into swarm.
>>11206574
I pay attention to pretty much everything here. I'm autistic about who is who. It's what I do.
>>11206578
Swarm. Like insects?
Hm. Improvement. Moving forward. Like all nature.
>>11206578
I see. The last thing the both of us want is for you to tear up the whole place looking for them.
>Yawning, Kosaku looks up and takes note on how late it is. "Eight hours of sleep, every night. Better get to work on that, Kosaku."
I'm going to leave as I believe I have things to take care of. I apologize for cutting things short. Do take care on your objectives, but I will reiterate again: Craig isn't the way to perfection.
>Waving, the salaryman takes his leave.
odds - ava the fastest thing alive
evens - do not ava the fastest thing alive
>>11206596
Departure acknowledged. Will continue work.
>>11206595
Swarm known as zerg, numerous species; not exclusive to insectoids. All under Queen of Blades' leadership, am included.
>>11206612
(Oh boy here we go.)
>>11206612
You couldn't pull off Wally even if you tried anon
He can't lose
>>11206621
>>11206623
who is this wally person
he does not sound like the fastest thing alive to me
>>11206623
Impulse > Wally
i found babby turtle
Is Lum here?
Why is reading novels so boring
>>11206621
...I don't get it. Why? Animals of species. Cooperating outside of that. Things like that.
>>11206645
>
>>11206646
>>11206661
>Oops.
>>11206668
Can I fuck this turtle
>>11206663
Oh good
KILL
YOURSELF
YUNO
YOU
CIRCLEJERKING
OLDFAG
CUNT
FACTION
GAMES
ARE
SHIT
>>11206663
I'm not sure how cross board links work, but there's >>743143944 for you on /b/.
>>11206679
>>>/b/743143944
I think that's it.
>>11206685
Yes, thank you.
>>11206668
mine cuter
>>11206661
Unclear.
>>11206679
Thanks for thinking of me Anon! I appreciate it, you know?
>>11206718
Go suck Hoshi's cock oldfag shitter!
Is Lum's bum here?
>>11206718
I try to do nice things for people once in a while. Makes me feel like I'm less of a bad person.
>>11206698
>
>>11206675
No.
>>11206700
Rare, among animals. Most do not...work with, others. Only own kind. Even then, not always.
>>11206726
are you okay anon? you seem upset I think
>>11206718
Fuck that picture is actually pretty cute. Never post it again please and thank you Lum.
>>11206743
>All Lums are cute
>>11206742
kys whiteknight
>>11206733
Swarm serves Queen of Blades, greatest leader.
>>11206754
That is true, but I'm used to some of them, like that one you just posted. It's the ones I've either never seen or haven't seen in a while that get me.
>>11206771
Why? Makes no sense.
>Crying can be heard
>>11206793
Swarm utilised as weapon. Queen of Blades dictates purpose. This, our function.
>>11206797
Entity detected. Investigating.
>>11206797
Crying is pointless.
>>11206815
Hm.
You know only that.
>>11206815
>Your investigation leads to the source of all this crying
>>11206828
>Her tears only rain down faster
>>11206828
No further explanation required.
i hate you hoshi seth lf kk kamina okabe adachi jude ramsay yuno aikawa shion baron eggman-kun garnet reigen wiggins aussa ddd grimes inkling kosaku kuga lenny vino izaya kaito red stu ruby agrias yukine star fyxe nowi suz emi shadow martin cirno gascoigne rikka ringabel karen hikki utsutsu dean alfred sol mokou fp ahri ichigo rubick ash chen deku brownie luna archer merak asellus sips tupac raven soviet ocelot baki miku's ass vibri eric junpei vader janus booce tricky asgore aron knuckles megaman raine fuyuzora lana lana's mom marisa craig miku soul duncan sophisto johnny yamato capra ridley vinny cell beerus froze anon
>>11206867
>everybody on the roll chart except for junko
lmao
>>11206867
>not on it
: D
post your ava's entrance theme
you can even be that autistic and do it in behalf of other avas.
HARD MODE: Nothing from the source.
>>11206876
how did you figure this out in less than a minute
>>11206918
https://youtu.be/auzfTPp4moA
traded my soul for lil pump tickets
>>11206840
Terran entity. Abnormalities, elongated digits, significant decay of biomass. Further examination desired.
>Abathur approaches the entity.
>>11206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbywv50AtK8&list=PL896155CE8F272357&index=5 (Best I could think of.)
>>11206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI6Yyr-iI6M
>>11206921
Because that is the roll chart in numerical order.
>>11206964
Are you Rain Man?
>>11206978
No.
>>11206867
>>11206876
>>11206921
>spend all that time typing out all the names, finding out names of avas you don't know
>anon figures out your shitty joke in less time it took for you to make it
>>11206843
Yes.
You are limited...by that.
>>11206840
Cannot move on like that. So stop.
>>11206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YdKYVJDOzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPdq6f140E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubD-osIopyI
>I couldn't find the title or save themes, so have these.
>>11206991
feels bad man
>>11206918
>Hard mode be damned.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceCsUilfZck
>>11206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUwFzOAF0Y
It fits perfectly.
>>11206991
Kek, that has to sting at least a bit.
>>11206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQPF-wgBGis
>>11206918
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bUbgiJXis9E
>>11207008
Hi I'm back
i just had a wet shit
>>11207087
So do they ever fuck? I stopped reading.
>>11207119
no spoilers
>>11207122
It's not a spoiler if I don't plan on finishing it.
>>11207130
It might be to others
>>11207119
Nah.
>>11206938
Why you selling your soul for some weakshit bruh?
>>11207144
>takes your strong shit
>>11207144
sorry ld i should have traded it for lil peep tickets
>>11206947
>>11206993
>Her crying soon stops and she looks at Abathur, irritated. The noise is only replaced with growling
>>11207202
Suspected hostility.
>Abathur weaves larvae that hatch into 8 roaches in preperation of combat, should the entity strike.
>>11206993
Own purpose. Without leader, am beast, less.
>>11207088
FINALLY
Some stimulating conversation in HG.
How wet are we talking here?
>>11207168
You better be paying me a pretty penny for those Chance tickets nigga.
>>11207191
No, no no no bruh. You should've sold your soul for some Lollapalooza tickets a month ago. They had my mans Lil Uzi Vert there. That's your life essence dog, you gotta be getting top dollar for it, know what I mean? If you gonna be spending your eternity being bootyfucked by some imps then you better have some good memories to look back on boy.
>>11207266
shut up ld aka limp dick those 2 are my lifeblood u don't even know what ur talkin about lil uzi vert makes ravioli music my boys make real passion real soul which none of that gay anime tribute shit does. smdh u don't know real trap shit even if it bit u on the ass
>>11207242
>She stands up, her growling is starting to get loud.
>>11207298
Hostility confirmed.
>Abathur positions himself behind the roaches, who form a 3x3x2 grid aligned towards the entity, with the remaining roaches positioning themselves infront of the formation.
>>11207298
>>11207340
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
>>11207242
Only if you let yourself be.
You have a mind. You can think. Talk. But fine to just survive.
>>11207202
>>11207298
Anger. Motivation. But not purpose.
>>11207281
Bruh, I know you ain't disrespecting my mans over some 2 bit toilet scrubber like lil pump. He the type of nigga you see on dog food ads boy, I know you ain't calling that low-balling no-perk having ass nigga real trap shit. My nutsack got more passion than he does you lil yankee motherfucka.
>doots
>>11207340
>The girl emits a loud screech, all her attention towards Abathur. She pushes the roaches aside one by one, slowing her chase as she makes a sprinting beeline towards the subject of her anger. But it's clear at this point that this Terran is mutated, possessing speed and strength too inhuman for such a fragile frame.
>>11207387
lmao shut the fuck up your boyfriend writes some of the worst shit out there. like wtf "she ride me like a harley" if that isnt the worst line ive ever heard idk what is. "for real" sounds like lil uzi put a microphone in his hood ass toilet then took a wet shit out of his monkey ass and called it a beat. fuck yall my boys actually have meaning in their bars
>>11207418
>As the roaches are pushed aside with ease, Abathur guards himself by retracting all of his limbs to cover himself, adopting a defensive position.
>>11207446
>The creature continues sprinting towards Abathur slashing into his limbs with her razor sharp claws. Yet again another trait that is certainly not part of normal Terran species.
>>11207479
>Recieving significant damage as the entity chips away at Abathur's carapace, he pushes the entity back. This gives the roaches an opportunity to recover from being pushed aside, they close in on the entity.
>tfw my dog has ticks
So how's your morning, HG?
>>11207510
>Once more she keeps pushing them aside. She seems to only want to kill you right now, nothing else.
>>11207523
About head out of the house for a bit and head over to my friend's place.
>>11207524
>Abathur reactivly grasps the witch's hands, desperately pushing against her anomalous strength.
>>11207423
...
Get the fuck away from me before I blast yo' newt gingrich head ass to shreds.
>>11207551
>Her claws dig into it's limbs as he grasps them as if he were trying to grasp blades. Still the girl cannot strike into it at the moment, but her anger is not subsiding any time soon. Now that you can get a close up inspection, you spot that this thing isn't even fully alive. An "undead" of sorts.
>>11207588
>Abathur still manages to keep the entity at bay. The roaches fire their acidic spit at the witch.
>>11207617
>The creature screams in pain from the acid yet she has no sense of self preservation and keeps trying to slice it apart.
>>11207693
>Learning the entity can actually sense pain, Abathur capitalises by lundging one of his bladed limbs towards the witch's stomach.
>>11207718
>The witch soon slumps to the ground, dead as dusk in a pool of acid and blood.
>>11207745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js
>>11207745
>aussa tier art
fucking shit baron
>>11207745
>Though he overcame the entity, Abathur was severely wounded. We enwraps himself in a cocoon-like orb. Its unlikely he'll emerge from it quickly.
>>11206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feOaIBTSFzM
>>11207821
Nice job me for posting the wrong link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpLU8BI02wQ
>making a new ava folder
>over 200 pictures of good colourful fanart
>character is only like a year old
I fucking love this guys
>>11207843
Too bad nobody good is going to rp with you.
Say hi to Aussa for me.
>>11207851
>implying aussa isn't a great rper
>>11207851
>literally the first person i roleplayed with here was aussa
>they will never ship with me
>>11207875
feels bad man
>Mitsuki strolls in, signs of exhaustion clearly visible on her face, while tossing up a rather heavy-looking rock as if it were a tennis ball. The rock is still heavily pulsating with both light and warmth, something that's noticeable even from afar. With her chest heaving heavily to regain her composure, she tosses a cat treat up at her shoulder where it gets caught and quickly eaten by two invisible paws.
>>11207909
>evades
I solved the shitposting mystery.
People who complain about bad RP and circlejerkers and tell people to leave are in reality just jealous of those people.
Those
shitposters think the reason they don't get any attention is because
the popular people are hogging all the attention up. The actual reason
is that their rp sucks, and that's why they don't get attention.
They think by bringing everyone else down, they can bring themselves up, so they attack everyone that is more popular than them.
I'm
sorry that you feel left out, and I know you would never show your real
avas, because then you'd reveal that you're in this pitiful situation
for a reason.
>>11207909
>respects
>>11207956
Two questions:
1. What's up with your enter key.
2. What about Seth/Kamina and the likes. They are popular (or at least get attention) AND shitpost.
>>11207956
Is this some copypasta made by an autistic newfag?
I feel like it is.
>>11207987
>not know this copypasta from like 2 years back
Geez.
>>11207933
>She casts a weirded-out glance at the person performing strange acrobatic moves to get out of her way, but decides to simply keep walking forwards regardless.
Mother always said to never talk to the crazies.
>>11207976
>Bowing back at him, she smiles politely at the strange man clad in his oversized coat.
Finally someone treating me with the respect a member of the Nase family deserves.
>>11207987
If you don't recognize this copypasta, then you are the newfag.
>>11207986
Everything anime related that combines military or weapons with
sexuality or cuteness is made for the sole purpose of catering to
teenagers.
Producers go like 'kids like weapons? kids like sex? kids
like cuteness? Let's combine all that and get rich off it! Fuck
everything quality related, just do that!'
Combine sex and
cuteness with airplanes? You get Strike Witches, which is just airplane
fights with le kawaii anime girls showing panties at all times.
Combine them with tanks? You got girls & panzer which is also absolute bullshit.
Combine
sex and cuteness with military ships? You get shipgirls, the biggest
offenders of them all. Literally HUNDREDS of personality-less shittily
designed personifications of ships.
>>11208030
Suz is the latest offender btw
Does anyone want a game or are you fine as it is?
>>11208021
>>11208028
>implying I pay any real attention to anything that happens here.
I typically need people to give me a run down on current events before I shitpost here. If I memorised every autistic thing said here I don't think I'd have any room for anything else.
>>11207875
>New phone who dis
>>11207909
New conquest?
>Yomika looks up from what she was doing, which seems to be picking through a bowl of cooked meat.
Clothes...not meant for fighting.
>>11208051
Please.
>>11208051
Do go ahead.
>>11208051
>>11208055
>>11208056
Ok then I'm hosting, first 24
>tfw you genuinely like Aussa
He's a cool guy.
>>11208070
Cara Delevingne
>>11208070
Arle Nadja
>>11208070
Clawdia
>>11208070
Sliver Queen
>>11208070
Reigen Arataka
>>11208070
Hoshi
>>11208070
Tsuyu
>>11208070
Araragi Karen~da
>>11208070
Yomika
>>11208070
Literally me
>>11208070
Inkling
>>11208083
>asian dude
>european regalia
>>11208070
Mitsuki Nase
>>11208070
Dirty Dan
>>11208070
Shinoa
>>11208070
Doppelganger Arle
>>11208070
Elias Ainsworth
>>11208098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Zlej4krdo
>>11208106
Picture?
>>11208124
Yeah I figured it was from TV, but still.
>>11208055
Indeed. I'm estimating this one'll sell for about twenty thousand yen.
>Mitsuki looks confused at first at the girl's remark, but soon lets out a stifled giggle as she realizes what was meant.
I don't do the fighting most of the time. Sweet Potato is my weapon, she takes care of the Shades with me as backup. The only exhausting thing I have to do is keep up with both my target and her, which is quite the chore when she gets into the hunt.
>>11208070
Cat
>>11208070
Star Butterfly
>>11208070
Captain Luna
>>11208070
Takumi Fujiwara
>>11208070
Victorious Leprechaun
>>11208145
You don't have to rp 24/7 holy fuck
>>11208070
Tawna Bandicoot
>>11208070
Lord Beerus
>>11208204
>>11208145
No, but she's also not prohibited from doing it.
>>11208070
Witch
>>11208070
The Republic of Chad
>>11208071
>I try my best. Thanks though
>>11208145
>Fuck, I'm sorry, I didn't get enough sleep, I need to go lie back down. Sorry for the ruse cruise here.
>>11208070
>>11208095
>Please just go ahead and skip me.
>>11208243
Fucking kek
>>11208070
Black Knight
>>11208217
By Order of the Black Knights, I vow to kill all roleplaying Ava's until only filler remains.
>>11208251
>he thinks black knights have an order
>>11208070
Reaping, if anyone wants to switch do so now
>>11208204
(I'll keep that in mind.)
>>11208246
(No worries, enjoy your rest.)
>>11208257
>he doesn't know about the black knight discord
Laughing at this white knight.
>>11208271
>>11208251
>Swap me out for him, i need to get some food.
>>11208286
>discord
>literally the opposite of order
lmaoing at your ass
>>11208070
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>11208293
No I'm not allowing 2 black knights in this game
>>11208271
Swap
>>11208078
>>11208298
>>11208271
Here I go!
>>11208317
Again on my own.
>>11208308
>>11208310
>Swap Clawdia in then
>>11208320
Uhm... y-yeah, on my own...
>>11208310
If it isn't the bloodthirsty crab...lobster...thing, girl! As kind as I remember, thank you very much.
>>11208271
Bloodbath, more deaths than I normally see so this might be a shorter game than usual
>>11208317
I'm sorry
>>11208337
Too late
>>11208339
Walking down the only road I've ever known.
>>11208345
Oh, she fell for it. Good thing she didn't know this revolver is out of bullets.
>>11208345
Th-This must be a mistake, I'd never... Not in front of my family...
>Mitsuki falls to her knees, begrudgingly accepting her fate as the others around her do the same as her tears stain the dry earth underneath her.
>>11208345
Its only just begun and here we have a second suicide pact
Is black knight around?
>>11208345
>With a sudden air of despair and misery floating around her, Arle starts channelling her magic quickly. The channelling becomes so intense that it fries her brain.
>>11208345
>avas already killing themselves
Good, good.
>>11208390
Normally I don't post the fallen tributes but I thought I would today as half the tributes managed to die almost immediately and I feel as if this needs to be addressed
F to pay respects
>>11208412
more like nigger knight
>>11208345
The luck of the irish is quite effective when used against them, it seems.
>>11208417
Looks like things have calmed down now lets hope it stays this way or this'll be an incredibly short game
>>11208434
Only the Irish can kill the irish
>>11208458
I shall be seeing you next round, then.
>>11208458
And meth. And potato famine. And guns.
>>11208464
best girl
>>11208473
All invented or perfected by the Irish.
>>11208464
Is he dating his teacher?
Is it possible to fall in love with somebody at first sight?
>>11208489
You can romance your teacher in P5.
>you will never bang your teacher
>>11208491
With their body, yes. To fall in love with their personality takes longer.
>>11208488
Only thing they perfected is being a functioning alcoholic.
>>11208456
Its only day 2 and I can already fit the slide on one page, also more deaths I'm expecting a very short game
>>11208499
I only had a single sexy teacher during my school years. And she got pregnant after like two months and had to leave.
>>11208503
You're welcome.
>>11208514
If only I impregnated her :(
>>11208522
I think it was her husband. And who wants to marry a teacher, honestly?
>>11208528
Teachers are people too.
They have a stress-heavy job, so they really need someone caring!
>>11208528
Elementary kids
>tfw my classmate wrote a love letter to the english teacher
>>11208507
And were down to the final 5, I put aside an hour and a half to host this game and now its going to be over in 3 days
>>11208550
Its time for the feast, and all of a sudden its down to the final 3, place your bets on the victor now
>>11208575
Inb4 nobody kills each other in the next 5 or so days
>>11208537
They took the job voluntarily, and most of them hate kids despite that.
>>11208548
That's illegal though.
>>11208595
>>11208575
Ah, about time. There's not a whole lot to look forward to soo...let's see if the one with the blood-stained hands has what it takes.
>>11208595
>Nobody killing anyone
>>11208607
no no no, you don't understand
when they start they like kids
once they have experience they hate kids
>>11208622
Are you sure? Most young teachers I've seen hate kids already.
>>11208631
I am sure, teacher's pay is horrible so you have to be willing to be a teacher
I just want to fuck a stressed out hot teacher to show her some love and care she deserves, is that too much to ask?
>>11208616
Winner next slide.
Thank fuck I can't take any more of these three pissing about
>>11208640
No, I suppose not.
Still, fuck teachers that let out their frustration on the students.
>>11208642
And the winner is!
>>11208657
>filler wins
Congrats.
>>11208646
I'd fuck a teacher so she could let her frustration out desu
>>11208657
Congratulations to Hoshi for winning
>>11208657
>spontaneously ceases to exists
>>11208678
poor choice of words on my part
>>11208679
It was inevitable, I suppose.
Thank you for the opportunity nonetheless.
>>11208679
Well that was pretty short, apologies to the 12 of you who died right off the bat
>>11208646
Yeah, from my experience those are the teachers that are a few years away from retirement
>>11208704
Oh, thank you!
>>11208679
Congratulations.
>>11208704
Thank you.
>>11208713
They ought to be retired alright.
>>11208704
Last... Last place?!
>The sheer disbelief in her voice outmatches her disappointment and it's clear she doubts the legitimacy of the results.
This can't be! I'm not -that- useless!
>>11208704
Good stage, son!
>>11208743
They're as real as a simulation that makes you unable to die, miss. don't pay it much attention. My advice? Get a gun for the next one.
>>11208743
Forgive me, but did you not choose to take yourself out of the competition? I would say it speaks less about your capability than the alternative, does it not?
Kill yourself Karen
>based old man replying to you
nice
>pony
not nice
>The cocoon that contained Abathur recedes, revealing the creature fully healed from its previous fight.
Healing completed.
>He then realises he missed a game during the healing process.
Hmm... Efficiency prioritized.
>>11208826
Uwaah, that's quite the creepy fella we've got. Now let's decide my next course of action.
>[leave it alone]
>[PURGE]
>[poke with a stick]<<<
>Satou pokes the alien with a stick
This is the best alien costume I've ever seen.
>>11208852
>Upon being poked, the "creepy fella" turns to face the terran entity, bladed limbs extended.
Do not touch.
Hello /HG/
>>11208900
hello my wife
>>11208743
>A familiar voice speaks to the girl from behind.
You are not.
>>11208900
DIe
>>11208900
New phone. Who dis?
>>11208904
I'm not your wife
>Or am I? If yes, show me the marriage papers
>>11208894
Do you think animals have spirit humans
>>11208924
No
>>11208934
Someone
>>11208894
Oh my, it noticed me.
>Satou throws his stick away, and his snake monster runs to catch it
Y'know, it's kinda nice that you can speak our language. Are you here to conquer this place? Boy I sure hope so.
>>11208900
Good evening.
>>11208942
Some.
>>11208783
Guns are not my weapon of choice, I'm afraid. I have no idea how to use one, and even if I did, it wouldn't help much against Shades.
>She tosses him the gem-filled rock in her hand, still glowing profusely and pulsating with energy.
>>11208803
I wasn't myself at the time. If I wasn't so sure of my abilities, I'd blame it on a Dreamshade influencing.my behaviour.
>She's clearly both confused and anxious about her performance, though her usual cold demeanor prevents it from showing too much.
>>11208905
I'm...
>With a quick spin on the back of her heel, she turns to face the source of the reassuring voice behind her.
Who...?
>>11208955
Inacurrate. Queen of Blades dictates purpose.
>>11208900
Terran organism. Assumed docile. Greetings.
>>11208986
This realm certainly causes strange behaviours in its inhabitants, I do believe you.
But may I ask, what exactly is a dreamshade? The name has left me curious.
>>11208986
Well, you must know how to defend yourself and-oh!
>Grandpa takes the stone with his hands and stares closely to it, without actually opening his eyes.
And what do we have here? Some sort of gem? What for?
>>11209000
Oh come on, there must be something you want from this place. Assimilate or culture and slave our race after a war.
>>11209039
Enslave*
>>11208986
>Who else? The assassin is sitting cross-legged on the ground behind the woman, arms resting on his upper legs as his hands rest downwards off his knees. As he's looking up at her, his helmet is, for once, dark.
Hello.
>Want to host but at work
>>11209039
Only focus is evolving the swarm. Collect sequences, impliment into swarm. Terran essence poor, little value. Not desired.
>Want to host but with anon at work
>want to host but reprimanding two of my employees who were on HG
>Want to host but jerking off to Corrin
>Hosting desired, but evolving the swarm.
>>11209111
Same
>want to host but I'm dead
>Want to post about that I want to host but because I made this post I couldn't make a post about wanting to host
>>11209111
Who is that?
>>11209119
Gotta have you priorities man.
>>11209073
Ah, so no war against humanity with unrealistic chances for us to win like in my American movies. Oh well. How about we-
>>11209073
>>11209139
>And then Dandy pushes Satou away
Outta my way gramps! I'll take care of this!
>Dandy takes out his toy-looking gun and aims it at the abomination.
You have two choices here buddy, coming with me or running away and make it harder for me because then I would have to chase you around and force you to come with me anyway. So which one is it?
>>11209111
Excuse me?
>>11209007
Creatures of the night that latch themselves onto humans and fill their minds with negative emotions. The stringer they are, the stronger negative emotions they bring with them. I, along with many others, hunt them.
>>11209024
It's a corpse of a Dreamshade. Regular weapons do not hurt them, only the weapon of a Hunter can kill them once and for all. My weapon is... well, she's not really a weapon, but rather my pet.
>>11209065
>Before she can say anything, Zer0 can feel the soft pattering of invisible paws on his lap. Mitsuki hands him her bag of cat treats with a giggle and stands back to watch the two of them.
I think someone's trying to say she missed you, even though it hasn't even been that long.
>>11209164
He said he is touching his penis when looking at nude depictions of you.
>>11209169
Oh...
>>11209169
I prefer the purple haired tiddy monster
>>11209166
I see. A subspecies of the more common nightmares, I take it?
>>11209185
I'll host WHILE I jerk off if you give me something to work with
>>11209154
...
>Abathur is unsure of how to respond to the antics occuring before him
Unclear...
>>11209186
Same.
>>11209195
How about no?
>>11209203
She has a cute asshole
>>11209166
>Zer0 doesn't even need to be prompted to begin petting the cat on his lap. His helmet lights up with a ":3" emoticon again.
Good kitty.
>The assassin looks up from the cat to the bag of treats that the woman is handing him. He takes them with his non-petting hand and glances over the front of it. The helmet projection morphs to "?" as he looks back up towards the woman.
>>11209166
Huuuuh....
>Satou juggles the stone from his right hand to the left one, then stares at it one more time before taking out a gun and firing right at the stone.
>PEW!
>The bullet does nothing as expected, and without a scratch, grandpa returns the stone to the lady.
Seems like you're right, missy. And something that isn't your weapon but you can use to fight..a pet...ah! I get it now, you're a Pokemon trainer!
>>11209215
That is the correct answer.
>nods respectfully
Gimme 24
>>11209202
Intergalactic English, do you speak it? C'mon, don't make this harder for you and me.
>he just throws a big net over the ayylien and starts pulling
>>11209234
Dave Rodgers
>>11209221
Whatever floats your goat maane. She has dat ass and tits/
>>11209234
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>11209234
Fei Fong Wong
>>11209234
Zer0
>>11209234
Kamui
>>11209234
Deadly cat
>>11209234
>>11209234
Gascoigne
>>11209234
Mitsuki Nase
>>11209234
Araragi Karen without guns
>>11209234
Bondrewd
>>11209234
Mordred
>>11209265
Abathur
>>11209234
Tawna Bandicoot
>>11209234
Lana's mother
>>11209234
Ikkun
>>11209234
Dolphi
>>11209234
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>>11209234
Takumi Fujiwara
>>11209234
Kitter
>>11209234
Moxie
>>11209234
Captain Luna
>>11209234
Lord Beerus
>>11209243
Hostility. Unacceptable.
>Abathur tears the net with his bladed limbs, extending them towards the supposedly insane terran.
Will eliminate if threatened further.
Gimme uhhh... Bonesless 2 more tributes
and a 2 liter pepsi
The Undying
>>11209314
Sliver Queen
>>11209275
>>11209308
>You missed something.
>>11209234
Reigen Arataka
>>11209189
In a way. Though these creatures are no mere dreams, and roam the streets of almost every city in the world. They pose a very real threat, too. My family has been in the business of hunting them for centuries now.
>>11209228
Treats. Cat treats. Sweet Potato is a catlike Dreamshade. It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out, now does it?
>She takes one out of the bag he's holding and tosses it into his lap. Before it hits the fabric of his suit, the treat gets caught by an invisible force and begins to slowly be eaten by that same force.
>>11209229
I... I mean, it's a corpse, I was referring to the live versions of them not being harmed by bullets.
>Her face visibly contorts at his comparison between Pokemon and the duty of killing Shades that both her and her family have held in such high regards for ages.
It's really nothing like Pokemon, I can assure you.
>>11209308
>Dandy falls faceplant on the ground after the net is sliced.
Agh! Ok Ok, time for plan B, a tactical retreat for further strategic planning! This is not the last of me, ugly rare alien!
>And with that, he just sinks underground.
Can an animefag give me some context to this?
>>11209358
>>11209358
>>11209358
we're on page 8 lads here
>>11209347
die
>>11209234
Elias Ainsworth