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ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What do you think of the

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ITT: Pokemon Are Real.
Universe 2.

What do you think of the police?

Complaint Discord: https://discord.gg/E5fNNWu

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>>11201406
They do their job efficiently and accordingly. What else?
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>>11201406
C O P
H O U R S
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>>11201406
AYY FUK DHA POLEEZ DEY BE FUKIN RACISS SHOOTIN ALL OUR BRUDDAS N SISTAS N SHIET NIGGA
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>>11201406
A necessity, when they are doing their job.

>>11201355
>Worried tone
"Sylvie?"
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hewwo?
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>>11201406
Pretty much the same as >>11201443's expressed view.

>>11201452
Hello there!
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>>11201344
>44
>44
>44
>He's down and goddamn out.
>It's been more than 15 minutes, a SWAT team breaks through the door just to see the beaten to shit cop and knocked out perp.
>The Kanto police Sargent walks in after them.
"What the hell happened here?"
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>>11201355
>>11201443
>55
>Sylvie's paw pads fail to keep a grip and she goes sliding across the floor colliding into the nerd's legs most likely knocking him down on top of her
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>>11201389
Was with Rocket for a while, nothing too big, nothing actually heavy because they kept me in the dark. Sheesh, those were bad times.
Heh, thanks for the offer.
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>>11201452
h-hewwo?
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>>11201406
Jenny's cute.

>>11201320
If you say so, Mort.
Yes, actually.
Or you could count them on one hand.
After a horrible tablesaw accident.
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>>11201484
>Like a bowling ball against the pins
>Rolling to not fall over the fairypup
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>>11201360
"You want to go hiking in a cold ass area with a gut full of bug eggs? I don't."
>He glances from his phone to Lance
"I'm trying to prove a point to Ethan. Are you single?"
>>11201521
Haha.
There's a reason I keep so much Mugwort, Hibikiiii
Morning after drink
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>>11201471
>He takes a moment to compose himself, grabbing his pokemon and his glasses.
"Minor scuffle. He gave me some interesting information, though. Apparently Rocket, or a cell of Rocket is back in operation. He was paid off to kill the club owner here by someone he didn't know. I assume there must be a middleman or alternate connection method here."
>Katsuya wipes the blood from his mouth.
"I would prefer assault on a peace officer not used against him, I promised a light trial and I wish to keep that promise. Do I have permission to leave for my report?"
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>>11201516
well, that sucks, well at least it's over
but hey, you seem like a cool guy, i can just feel it
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>>11201575
>Lance groans lightly.
"Soooooooo, we're doing paperwork, got it. Yes, single."
>Lance squints over at Morty.
"I hope you don't have a sacrifice planned out for me."
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>>11201540
>Post collision the Sylveon shakily tries to get back up on their feet
"What a wild ride hehe."
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>>11201610
Thanks, bro.
What do you think about Johto?
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>>11201650
>Standing up, slowly
"You tell me."
"Say, what do you think about camping?"
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>>11201579
>The Sargent nods.
"Looks like you've been through hell and back. Go ahead and do whatever the hell you need. We'll look through this place."
>The SWAT team leaves, several investigators heading inside.
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>>11201650
>>11201690
>Frankie: show up, gripping the handrail tight and relying on the traction of soccer cleats
"I... don't know what happened here, and if I wasn't the security guy I wouldn't want to."
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>>11201691
"Better than whatever the hell is going on with bugs in Unova if I'm honest."
>He bows, heading out to file a report.
>He pulls his dex out, posting while walking.
PAR, would anyone here have any connections to the Team Rocket based in Kanto?
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>>11201575
Aaand one google search and visit to witchipedia later, I know more than I wanted to.
That's gross.
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>>11201739
dad
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>>11201652
i don't hear much of it, but it looks like a quiet place
probably way better than the chaothic mess that is unova sometimes
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>>11201690
"Well a good chunk of my life was spent camping but modern camping might be fun, were you thinking about having an outing?"
>>11201700
>Sylvie is sopping wet if the small puddle underneath her is anything to go by she seems to be the culprit of the wet floors
"Just some slipping and sliding is all, nothing to worry about."
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>>11201638
"Nope, no sacrifice. Just trying to prove I'm not gay."
>Morty chuckles and smirks
"I mean, I am gay but... I don't want Surge to throw me in prison or something."
>>11201755
What?
They don't start bleeding for a day or two sooooo
Not like it's my problem after that
I'd rather that than random children anyway
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>>11201700
"Accidents regarding why you should dry off before entering"

>>11201769
"Correct, and tonight. Boat is ready."
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>>11201811
>Lance chuckles.
"Oh fair Morty, yon lust for me meaneth thou must be gay, no? Pray, tell me thy love, while I record it for all to hear."
>Lance flicks on a pocket voice recorder.
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>>11201739
Sorry, I was with the Johto cell until that stupid radio takeover.

>>11201767
Yeah bro, especially Castelia. Big cities in general are too much of a mess for me.
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>>11201757
I'm single, and would prefer to stay that way.
>>11201852
...You haven't heard any plans lately, have you? I suppose asking questions about crime on the crime planning forum isn't great.

What sort of team should I be aiming for to get into the international police, PAR?
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>>11201894
a good one
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>>11201852
I should probably move to a more country side area
Maybr i could go see you
I'm nirie, what's your name?
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>>11201894
It's a running joke that you needs cats... We all seem to have them! But as long as you have at least four Pokemon and your team actually works you should be okay!
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>>11201834
>She starts to head back to the dock
"You have a spot picked out already?"
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>>11201811
It's still gross, manwitch. Buuut children are a plague, so, you got me there.
I'm gonna screw off now, gotta do my nightly routine and pass the fuck out.
I'll drop by with the snacks and stuff tomorrow.

>>11201894
Six dunsparce.
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>>11201769
>>11201834
>Frankie: chuckle.
"Weeeeelp. That certainly is a thing, isn't it? Let me try to help you back."
>>11201972
"A spot? This sounds like an outing - care to take Val or Rey along, too?"
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>>11201901
This isn't funny.
>>11201967
...Well I have a few of those. Thank you I'll see about getting a few more pokemon.
>>11202006
If interpol had that I'd be concerned for our safety.
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>>11201894
Cut loose all connections with these lunatics. Sorry officer.

>>11201920
Sheesh, I don't really like blurting my name out on the Internet.
But you should come to Olivine.
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>>11201972
"Mount Hokulani, near the top. Not as tall as Lanakila but still some great views."

>>11202012
"Everyone is invited, I got the space."
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>>11202080
Good luck! You can do it, I believe in you!
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>>11202188
"I'm up for it. I anticipate Rey and Val would enjoy coming along - I can practically see Rey bouncing around already."
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>>11202006
Bye
Don't let the bed-Joey bite
Or the bed-Lyra
>>11201837
>The gym leader doesn't know too much about Ye Olde English, but damn he's gonna try and be dramatic as possible
"No matter the quarrel you make, you shall not lose me from your bond! Rather, I shall become your servant, surrender to you, so you can write my name in your contract! Rejoice, for I am made better by one who is, beyond dispute, the best a man ever saw or heard."
>Morty's really hoping Lance doesn't realize he just edited parts of "Farai chansoneta nueva"
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>>11202091
It's no issue. I hope you have a good day.
>>11202221
Thank you, I appreciate the encouragement.
>Submit that report.
>Check Beldums.
"Only in Alola? Crap."
...How easy is it to get a Beldum in Alola?
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>>11202188
"Never been up a mountain before, should be fun."
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>>11202409
>Lance turns the recorder off, squinting at Morty.
"That sounded gayer than normal, Morty. Are you sure about that?"
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>>11202418
Rumor has it you can find them on Mount Hokulani! Not that I would know, since I haven't actually been up there, but that's where they apparently are! I think.
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>Readying up the boat

>>11202367
>Smirking
"I asked him before, actually. He seemed ecstatic."

>>11202424
"With all your travels, I thought you would have."
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>>11202507
Well I suppose I'll have to head over there now. If you wish to tag along for any reason I'll be over at, uh, Route 10? Soon?"
>Rolling for how long it takes to get passports checked, birds preened and actually to Alola with last two numbers in minutes
>Maximum of 50 minutes.
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>le roll to die
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>>11202574
(I didn't mean to put quotation marks. Yes he's just talking to the anon, somehow.)
>>11202604
(Join cop hours?)
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>>11202604
same
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>Be working on plots to help interest.
>Retards would rather roll to die than get in on them.
I mean, okay, have fun alone.
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>>11202455
".... yes? I mean, I was playing it up for drama but... Yes?"
>He fiddles with his scarf a bit. What a nice distraction from sudden self consciousness
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>>11202685
>Lance squints at Morty.
"Did I say something wrong?"
>He gives Morty a poke to the stomach.
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>>11202673
Low motivation depression posting hours when
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>>11202738
(Sorry I'm being an ass but I really feel like everything I try isn't worth it when everyone would rather hang out in their groups and ignore it or just shitpost.)
(Just do whatever I'll be here trying to make the RP better.)
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Haven't been here a few days, have I missed anything important?
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>>11202574
You want to be in the IP right? That would make us co-workers! Having at least one coworker you kinda know is neat so... Sure! I'm... Not exactly the best battler though.
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>>11202764
(What thing are you doing anon?)
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>>11202673
>>11202764
(I think we could all stand to be more active, hence me picking characters back up, FINALLY.)
>>11202766
Crimes, crimes and more crimes?
>>11202776
Well we aren't going out hunting for crime so it isn't too much to worry about. As long as you give it your all I'll be pleased.
...It just occurred to me I've never learned English. I take it... You don't know any Japanese?
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>>11202766
Same, but, uh, nothing jumps out at me?
I've been doing agricultural work in Kalos, you'd be surprised how much they actually grow out here.
My coworkers can all go to hell, though.
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>>11202766
Things have been calm here in Johto, no weird robberies or nothing, bro.
>Suddenly the TV pipes up with the news
Sheesh, a fucking terrorist attack at a night club?
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>>11202786
(I'd rather not contaminate it with my OOC salt.)
>>11202816
(Good on you Jiji, Skitts, Bones, whoever.)
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>>11202736
>You pull a grunt out of him
"Nah, just half expected you to just 'Ew Morty I'm straight' and jump out the window or something."
>>11202855
A fuckign what
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>>11202855
WHAT?!
>>11202999
"Ew Morty I'm straaaaaaaight. I'd jump out the window but I'm full of eggs."
>Lance retches as he tries to stand.
"Kill me."
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>>11202816
If you don't know English how are... Nevermind.
I'm not fluent, but I can probably get the gist of what you're saying!
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>>11202999
Some guy allegedly from Rocket murdering party goers at a night club in Olivine.
Sheesh, too close for comfort.
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>>11203046
Don't they just steal pokemon? What do they have against nightclubs?
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>>11203042
Google translate mainly. Thank you I'm in, uh...
>Squint at sign, then book.
Ula'ula? Route ten.
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>Between the talking and the waiting, speedboat is go at near full capacity
>Rolling minutes until Ula'ula, last post digit + 21
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>>11203046
... Rocket.
The Big R.
With how many times they've revived I'm starting to wonder if they're Necromancers.
>>11203037
>He gives Lance a pat on the back, rubbing soothing circles onto it.
>Or he tries. It's hard to do when sitting.
"Can't. Team Rocket is a thing again."
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>>11203046
Well fuck. I'll talk to the police.
>>11203142
>Lance lets out a groan.
"I know. I'm not going to be able to deal with them for a few weeks. Amazing."
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>>11203037
Exactly what I said.

>>11203062
I knew that some of them were wackos, but, sheesh. Fuck.

>>11203142
I tell you bro, I hope it is just one isolated crazy.
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>>11203081
Route Ten? Okay, see you soon!
>Anon locates the nearest ferry to Ula'Ula.
>20 minutes from Akala to Ula'Ula, starting now.
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>>11203291
Thank you, see you then.
>Katsuya gets to studying his english dictonary while waiting.
>Rolling for comprehension.
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>Docked at Malie, Ula'Ula
"We have arrived."
>Unload stuff, including a familiar briefcase
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>>11203198
This whole thing reeks.
Rocket's been stomped down before, and a random terror attack is just... that's more Ghetsis' idea of fun, isn't it?
I'd say it's 50-50 odds that this was somebody not-Rocket claiming to be with them for some reason.

On another note, does anyone know how to get guys to stop being creepy? I know one way that works, but it plays way too much into, um, racial stereotypes.
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>>11203198
Knowing Johto>
Probably not
I wish it were tho
>>11203180
"I guess we call Gold?"
>Lance gets a prod to the chest
"So... What're you gonna do with the Venipedes?"
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>>11203481
Bro err, sis, shit is all fucky, it can go either way.
Sheesh, if you need to smack a bitch, do it.
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>>11203198
Great, ugh.
>>11203507
"I guess?"
>Morty gets a groan and a retching sound.
"Please. I don't know, send them to Janine?"
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>>11203535
Actually, I threatened to gut the guy like a fish and feed his liver to my Delphox if he ever touched me again.
That, um, sort of got me known as the psycho knife Orrean on the work crew. Not a great thing to be known as out here.
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>>11203365
"Route Ten, Route Ten... "
>A good 15 minutes are spent by Anon simply trying to get to Route Ten.
>Being a small man in a crowd of tourists did him no favors.
"Ah, I hope I didn't keep you waiting! I'm really, really sorry if I did, I'll be earlier next time!"
>Understanding anon is likely difficult.
>Although he is speaking Japanese it's very broken, littered with mispronunciations and frequent pauses to remember the next word.
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>>11203507
>>11203558
Fuck, bro.

>>11203575
At least you aren't getting touched no more, sis.
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>Nerd and group: on the move to route 10
>Really fucking hope the bus to the top is active at these hours
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>>11203607
>Katsuya is using very simple expressions, something like a child would use.
"It isn't a problem. My name is Katsuya, what is yours?"
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>>11203649
Damn right. The creep nearly shit his pants when he realized I actually had a knife on hand.
Other than that, work's good this season, and I'll have enough money to get settled in and more stable soon.
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>>11203676
>There's a notable lapse in time between when Katsuya stops talking and when Mutsuki starts.
"My name is..."
>Do they call themselves by their given name or their surname?
>He's so out of practice, he's messing it up, isn't he...
"Mutsuki."
>A small notebook is produced from his pocket, the name quickly scrawled in Japanese on the page.
>六月 透
"Spell it like this."
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>>11203817
Good luck sis, don't let them touch you and study something that helps you get better work.
Unlike me, heh.
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>Route 10
>Either there is no bus at night or it is very late
"Welp, guess we will have to do this the hard way."

>>11203818
>"...tourists at this hour of the day?"
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>>11203888
(Drink)
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>>11203818
>He nods, giving english a try.
"Mutsuki. A very wonderful name."
>He spends a few moments squinting at the pocket english book and back.
>Those ls and rs are probably mixed up as well.
>He lapses back into japanese.
"I am looking for Dumbber. It is up there somewhere. Do you have any ideas where?"
>>11203888
>He waves toward the nerd.
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>>11203558
"'Here Janine, have my babies.' Maybe make Bugsy buy them or something. Probably his Scolipede anyway."
>Morty flops down onto his bed, wincing at the jolt it sends through his stomach
"... okay, maybe I won't do that again."
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>>11203440
>Sylvie exist again if but for a short time
"So what made you decide to go camping all of a sudden?"
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>>11203987
"We all needed an extended time out of the rig, didn't we? Plus I wanted to see the sunrise from up there, apart one one other important thing"
>He has his special briefcase with him

>>11203900
>Waving, the approaching
"Hello."
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>>11203977
>Lance chuckles, laying down next to Morty.
"Do you think that's Bugsy's plan? Get everyone in Johto pregnant?"
>A shrug is given as he lightly rubs Morty's stomach.
"I can feel them kicking."
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>>11203900
"Thank you! Dumbber... Dumbber... I don't know, I'm sorry, I really don't know..."
>The flinch that accompanies his apologies is primarily reflexive
"But most Pokemon are in grass or caves, I think."
>>11203888
>>11204014
"Hello!"
>A friendly wave is given as well.
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>>11204014
"Makes sense I suppose."
>She looks at the briefcase
"What's in there?"
>>11203900
>>11204063
>A Sylveon waves back and types into a text to speech program on the dex held in one of her ribbons
"Heya!"
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>>11204014
>>11204096
>He nods, speaking back in Japanese.
"Hello!"
>>11204063
>Katsuya nods.
"No problem. How about you wait here while I check the grass?"
>Realistically it's a 10% chance so for now Katsuya has to roll a 1 or dubs or it's a Minior.
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>>11204096
"Remember that I wanted to obtain a Beldum for my team for a while? That."

>>11204122
>The nerd gets that is a greeting, but ultimately, he does not know Japanese
"Hello!"
"..."
>Towards his own group
"Going to need a translator here."
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>>11204026
"Obviously he wants an army of bugs."
>The offending hand is given a light smack
"Yes, because freshly laid spider eggs have babbies that kick. Dork."
>He rolls his eyes and scoffs, folding his arms back behind his head and relaxing best he can
"I'll be honest, 'raped by a spider' wasn't something I ever expected to happen."
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>>11204205
"What, you can't feel it?"
>Lance chuckles.
"I wasn't expecting a horse cock up my ass so... We're even, hm?"
>Does Morty have a TV?
>If so Lance is going to turn on the local news.
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>>11204195
"Oh right that's your fancy pokeball briefcase, I didn't know Alola had Beldum here. As for what he said I don't know japanese outside of picking up a few easy words from my time in the kanto/johto region so I won't be of much help here."
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>>11204096
>When Mutsuki speaks it's in English.
>It's obvious he's either a native speaker or practiced his English a lot.
"Oh, a Sylveon! And it knows how to use the Dex! That's just adorable."
>He stops when he catches himself gushing. >There's an awkward clearing of the throat accompanied by a glance in Katsuya's direction.
>>11204122
>And he's back to Japanese
"Okay! I wait! That's fine, no problem!"
>22
>Beldum it is.
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>>11204195
>Really rough english.
"Pleasure to meet you. Looking for?"
>>11204122
>Dubs, well that was easy.
>He tosses a quick ball.
>1, 3 catch as well.
>>11204336
>Katsuya waves speaking Japanese.
"Make friends, I'm not here to police you."
>He chuckles slightly.
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>>11204270
"Exactly, and given their rarity, it might be a bit difficult."
"Oh well, no pressure about the language."

>>11204353
>Rough, but understandable
>Speaking slowly
"Camping, looking at the sights, potentially catching a certain pokemon."

>>11204336
"She taught herself before I got her, real smart."
>Pet the fairypup while the "tourist" composes himself
>Beldum spotted
"Lucky you."
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>>11204386
>>11204336
>Tailwags from the petting and a beaming smile from the compliments
>She notices the beldum
"Isn't that the pokemon you were wanting to get?"
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>>11204353
"Oh, I'm sorry, that's not what... Thank you!"
>>11204386
"Lucky me?"
>It takes a few moments for what he said to register
"Ah, no! You misunderstand, it's not my Beldum, but thank you! I will be sure to tell him you like it!"
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>>11204502
>Katsuya waves to the two, letting the little Beldum out.
>He gives English another try.
"You like?"
>>11204510
>He switches into Japanese to speak to Mutsuki.
"Do you want to get food?"
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>>11204502
"That exact one. Though, they get first dibs on it."

>>11204510
"Still, that's a lucky catch. Thanks"

>>11204564
"Yes!"

>the Nerd reaches for one of his pokeballs
>they are all premier balls
"Now, lets try finding a second one."
>a Magnezone is let out
"MAG, you know what to do"
>the Magnezone hovers up, flooding the area with electromagnetical pulses
>Yes, it has Magnet Pull
>Flat 50/50 chance
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>>11204564
>Mutsuki hesitates for several moments longer than normal before answering.
"I... I don't want to make you pay for my food or anything..."
>>11204615
>He smiles at the group, his one eye closing with the action
"I think we're leaving now, but good luck finding your Beldum! You can do it!"
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>>11204615
>Katsuya waves.
"Good luck!"
>>11204694
>He waves a hand at him.
"Please. You came with me all this way, it's the least I can do."
>He stats walking, gesturing to follow.
"Do you have a favorite place nearby?"
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>>11204615
>Sylvie stifles a yawn as she watches MAG float around
"So what is MAG doing anyways, some sort of attraction thing to find a beldum?"
>>11204694
>>11204722
>tippity tap
"Goodbye nice humans."
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>>11204728
>Nope, nothing here
"Exactly, but guess we will have to move further up."

>>11204694
"Thanks, and enjoy the rest of your stay here in Alola."

>>11204722
>Waving
"Goobye you too."

>The bus finally shows up
>MAG recalled, group boarding the bus
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>>11204754
>A look of confusion crosses his face at the comment
"But I live..."
>>11204722
>With a small noise of surprise Mutsuki hurries to catch up to Katsuya.
"Sorry, I've never been to the mountain before! They probably have a restaurant here... O-or fast food, if that's what you prefer!"
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>>11204862
>The cop squints at a few of the restaurants.
"I'm not very sure what's good here. Sushi...? Do you have a preference?"
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>>11204912
"We have sushi here, it should be... This way?"
>He heads towards a random fancy looking building
"Or... No... Was it this way?"
>Mutsuki spins around a completely different direction, growing more anxious by the second
>One of his Pokeballs is opened to reveal a Liepard.
"Yes, can you... I need you to find a Sushi place."
>Rolling to see if the cat can sniff out a sushi place
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>>11204956
>Sushi place get!
>Katsuya can't help himself and gives the Liepard a pet before he pushes the door open.
"Come on, you first. You can pick whatever you want."
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>>11205004
>The things he picks are possibly the most un-Japanese possible
>California Rolls, SPAM musubi.....
>It's almost as if he's trying to be a counter weeb.
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>>11205097
>Katsuya doesn't judge much ordering himself Maguro nigiri, Kappa maki, Tekkamaki and Tobiko nigiri.
"You haven't had much, do you want more...?"
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>>11205133
"No, I normally don't get a lot of food because..."
>As if on cue, a Liepard paw bats a piece of sushi off of Katsuya's plate and onto the floor
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Normally its me he steals from, I kinda thought he'd stay to my plate...."
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>77
>Of course, the cat isn't satisfied with just one plate.
>He steals from Mutsuki's plate as well.
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>>11205177
>>11205206
>Katsuya snorts, stifling a laugh.
"Is he just a glutton? Don't worry, I don't mind sharing."
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>>11205216
"Y-yes, he eats a lot... He gets fed plenty though! I-i think he just prefers to steal it, his ability is Prankster, after all..."
>'I don't mind sharing'
>Those are words you may come to regret later, the cat paw bapping another piece of fish onto the floor
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>>11205248
>Katsuya chuckles.
"That does make sense."
>He pops a piece of sushi into his mouth before it can be stolen.
"Mutsuki, tell me about yourself. Why did you join interpol?"
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>>11205268
>Several moments of silence follow where Mutsuki does nothing but prod his sushi
"I wanted to help people and... It didn't feel like I could do that in the police. N-not that the police are bad, it's just..."
>He decides to stop before he digs himself a grave, biting into his lip and returning to prodding the fish.
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>>11205346
>Why is he so nervous, am I being too intrusive?
>Katsuya leans back, nodding.
"I'll be honest, the Kanto police are a bit understaffed. They let me, a negotiator into the scene rather than, I don't know? A SWAT team?"
>He chuckles, eating some more sushi.
"Forgive me for prying, am I making you uncomfortable?"
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>>11205375
"Oh, no! Not at all! You're fine, it's fine, I'm fine."
>Good job Mutsuki, you made him feel bad, is there anything you're good at?
>Stop wasting everyone's air and just-
"I've only been here for a week. The IP. I don't know what I'm doing... Everyone else is so talented! And I'm just... I messed up fetching files earlier."
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>>11205501
>Katsuya nods watching the other's movements.
"You are putting effort in, no? I can't call you anything but useful for trying. Were you with the police before...?"
-Katsuya "Odds for the others bring me close to what bothers"
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>>11205586
"Yes, up until a week ago, anyway."
>It takes accidentally prodding the plate to make Mutsuki realize his Liepard stole the last of his sushi.
"The Akala Police department."
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>>11205668
>Katsuya lets out a chuckle, pushing his plate to the other.
"If you or your pokemon are still hungry. How is Alola crime-wise?"
-Katsuya
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>>11205680
>Mutsuki chuckles, slapping away his Liepard's paw from the plate.
"We have a gang that beats up Stop signs. Most of our crime is really petty but... There've been a lot of murders in the past few months! And book thefts! W-well, everyone has those, but.... I guess it's average? Our crime."
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Hello, anyone else here have experience with uh, Fallers?
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>Sunrise over Alola
>The sight from mount Hokulani was well worth the trip

>>11206489
The what?
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>>11202091
Olivine city
Alright i'm on it
It will to a while to go but wait in a pokemon center or any huge landmark
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>>11206599
Fallers, people who fell out of the Ultra World.
Asking because I was wondering if there's any record of others recalling the memories the ultra beasts stole.
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>>11206620
And you suspect you are one of them?
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>>11206611
There is the lighthouse, maybe I'll go there during a break.
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>>11206760
Suspect? No, I'm pretty much certain, given I actually remember the Ultra World and the monsters in it.
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>>11206834
Well that is, damn incredible.
Have you tried with particularly strong Psychic types yet?
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>>11206988
A Soleago failed
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>>11207005
>Drink
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>>11207005
>>11207050
That huge lion Sun has?
I doubt other Fallers have managed to restore their memories, if any.
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>>11207184
Yes, the huge lion, he sent me into a drug trip without the drugs when he tried.
If a legendary can't do it, I guess there's no hope.

I got my identity back though, and as it turns out, I'm kinda rich, no clue what I did before, but whatever it was, it paid well.

The weirdest thing about being a Faller though is because I didn't live in Alola before, sometimes there's culture shock that doesn't make sense, like finding out people here use Pokemon to travel everywhere, rather than cars.
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>>11207313
That you managed to not just restore your identity, but can also afford plenty of time to get your bearings back is some real damn luck.
And yeah, this is a very unique region altogether. A speedboat ended being one of my best investments.
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>>11206820
Alright
I'll see you in there then
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>>11207487
Getting my name and bank account back isn't really the same as knowing who I was.
I keep having weird emotional disconnects, or urges, that don't line up with what I actually remember, like, every Pokemon I've used the Ride Pager for feels too slow.
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>In Castselia hospital, room 3042, a weasel fitfully sleeps
>A thousand images flash through its head at the speed of thought, Snapshots of verdant forests, of endless seas of sand and snow, or rugged cliffs and bustling cities, each without context, yet somehow they all felt familiar
>One thing all have in common, is a slight gray tint, and that no one in fame, is looking at the source
>Under white sterile covers, in Castelia hospital, Fushigi dreams
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>>11207598
You may not remember who you exactly are but at least you have not been thrown to the streets like a hobo, I presume.
Maybe try with a non pager pokemon, something too fast for normal use.

>Close and turn off dex
>Release MAG
>Attempt to magnet pull in a Beldum, again
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>>11207535
Yo, I'm in my break at the lighthouse.
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>>11207761
Yeah, I lucked out. Not really though.
The things I can remember from ultra space balance out the fact that I'm fine now.
I can't even go near tentacool because if I see them out of the corner of my eye I think they're Nilhego and freak out.
As for finding a faster Pokemon, I don't know anything about Alolan species, it's been rough trying to catch up.
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>>11207797
i just got here
where are you?
>you can see the goo ball but he's looking at the oposite direction
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>>11207812
You are the big green ball of jello? Right behind you bro, with the Marill and Houndour.
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>Turn dex again while MAG charges up a second pull

>>11207799
Damn, thats a trauma alrighy. Alola is known for having slow and relaxed wildlife, you may have to look at pokemon from other regions, or less organic means.
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>>11207904
>he turns around and looks
yeah i can see you
hello there
who are you?
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>>11207979
>There's a man in his late twenties
>By his physique, you could deduce he dies some sort of manual labor or trade for a living
"Yo, you have a name?"
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>>11208064
i do have a name, it's nirie
>he waves his goo arm
and yours?
>>
I just arrived in Hoenn. The trip to Alola was something. It's strange, being back home after everything. Flying is still something new for me, and Brink doesn't like heights one bit, which I learned by him holding onto me through the entire thing.
Does anyone know if there are any places in Slateport that serve Alolan food?
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>>11208089
Name's Sam, bro.
>Extend hand for a vigorous handshake

>(No FC for now, need to think of one)
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>>11208291
well, hello there sam
>nirie shakes the hand of the human's hand and leaves it a full of goo
>>
>MAG charged and ready
>If it fails it will be an even longer time until the next try
>MAG exherts the magnet pull, tiredly
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>>11208509
>The more Sam speaks, the more Hoennian he sounds
"Heh bro, nice to meet you"
>Hand shaken and full of jelly
"I don't know what I expected"
>He is looking at his own gooed upon hand
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>>11207968
I guess so, but I have no idea where the need for speed came from.
Weirder, I saw a guy in some weird white and blue getup and I told them to go back to Unova, I don't even know why.
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>>11208557
whoops sorry about that
let me deal with this
>the goo starts floating back to his body and let's sam's hand clean
so, what your work is?
>>
>>11208639
>As the goo flies off, Sam snaps out
"Plumber, bro. Laying pipes and sometimes working at and with high pressure, literally heh"

>Sam's pokemon seem interested in the goobab, the Houndour giving a few sniffs here and there
>>
>A Beldum pops out, fixated on MAG
>"Finally"
>Approach the floating claw calmly, bag of aluminium chunks in one hand and premier ball in the other
>Offer the Beldum some of the metal, and while it is busy eating, tap it with the premier ball.
>Evens and 1 are success

>>11208156
>>11208596
>Nerd will probably reply after he turns his dex back on
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>>11208774
>he is sniffed by the houndoon and freezes a bit
uhh
he's not gonna bite me, is he?
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>>11208882
"Nah bro, he is a good boy"
>Pat the darkdoggo
"He plays rough but Maril plays rougher, heh"
"How's your life?"
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>>11208822
>...!
>Turn dex on immediately
>"New pokemon registered"
>"Haha time for Internet"

Guess who just obtained a pokemon wanted since childhood.

>>11208156
I would probably check closer to the docks, less touristy but probably someone from Alola set up shop for his fellow seamen.

>>11208596
Did that guy look like straight out of a renfaire?
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>>11209047
Yeah, but I don't remember why that's important and I know I should.

Anyways, anyone know of a fast Pokemon that can carry a person while still being... mostly easy to care for?
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>>11209106
Sounds like a really out of place Plasma grunt.
Possibly Scolipede? Coincidentally they are also Unovan native.
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>>11208981
alright
my life is a bit boring, that is all nothing memorable
i live with my family still
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>>11209170
Scolipede only moves fast by rolling... a bird would be a far better choice, perhaps Starraptor.
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>>11209170
I've never been a fan of bugs types, or at least, I'm not a fan now. Fuck anything with a needle nose.

>>11209288
Can Staraptor go faster than Charizard? I've been flying with one of those and it still felt slow.
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>>11209106
Get a Tropius, you'll never feel faster than when you're flying on one of those.

You may not want to go fast ever again after the first ride though.
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i'm really worried about my friend
i'll close the shop early and visit him again today
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>>11209240
"Heh, after all I have done I understand just wanting a boring life"
"Got plans for the future?"
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>>11209288
Well, I stand corrected.

>>11209392
Charizard are not that particularly fast, if I remember correctly.
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>>11209399
Tropius don't look very fast...

>>11209561
That might explain it.
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>>11209588
Rotom, Ninjask and any legendary.
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>>11209561
How's it going, friend? I wandered off to get some food, and by that I mean natto.
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>>11209588
Look up how Ruby rode his.
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>>11209547
i kind wanted to go on advantures, but that is just dreams i had
i should go around and look for a another thing to strive for, maybe a relationship
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>>11209588
A Talonflame in flight is one of the fastest things in existence.
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>MAG recalled into his ball, he needs a long rest
>The nerd is applying a sticker to a fourth premier ball
>A cross sticker

>>11209611
"Eat up, the mountain breeze helps with the 'aroma'"
"And I got the other thing I wanted from here."
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>>11209791
"Heh, I also had dreams of adventure and leaving a mark in the world. That's how I ended in Rocket."
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>>11209801
>Frankie walks back up to the campsite, looking immensely satisfied.
"Stibs, my friend, I know what I need to do."
"I need to learn to cook Alolan cuisine, and see if there's any soccer out here."
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>>11209597
Rotom.
Why does that sound so right?

>>11209632
I don't want to know, actually. That sounds like bait for bad porn.

>>11209793
Really?
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>>11209897
Get a Talonflame in good health with Gale Wings and you'll outspeed everything.
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>>11209815
i guess i can see that, no adventure
i guess i just want a relationship with someone
maybe a cute girl
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>>11209897
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I think after I'm done working on this translator I'm going to do something else interesting...
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>>11209950
Translator guy?
Do you have any pics of yourself or the device?
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>>11209909
Is that in battle or out of battle, because I want out of battle speed.

>>11209937
I stand corrected. That looks rough for the trainer and the Pokemon.
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>>11209996
Both. They can both reach speeds of 310 in a dive, but I believe the Gale Wings variety can go even faster than that.
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I know a guy who would be very interested if you wanted to get this stuff into mass production.
Just, y'know, hit me up. I'll talk to him about it.
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>>11209979
Uh, I don't think you guys want any pictures of me in the buff soooooo.
Here.
I'm still working on it, being confined to Alola doesn't help.
>>11209996
Out of battle best is: Speed Form Deoxys, Ninjask, That bug UB thing, Mega Alakazam for some fucking reason, and Electrode to name a few.
Rotom is good if you can get it the right body.
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>>11210020
That's... close, I wonder how much that limit can be pushed.

>>11210032
>That bug UB thing
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NEEDLENOSED MONSTER FAST WHAT THE FLYING FUCK NO FUCK THAT I'M NOT GOING NEAR ONE OF THOSE THINGS UNLESS I'M BREAKING ITS NOSE!
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>>11209857
>Did I forget about something?
>Yes
"Speaking of soccer, I just remembered a thing"
>Hand Frankie a copy of the speedboat keys
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>>11210032
WERE GONNA DRIFT WITH ARCEUS
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>>11210062
"Thanks, Stibs. I promise I won't crash the boat, heh heh."
"I'm curious about some business stuff, I'd like to discuss it a little later though."
>>11210032
Wait, you're in Alola? What a coincidence.
If you need any testing assistance, I'd be honored to help.
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>>11210059
Wrong UB, silly!
Pheromosa is the fast one!
Uh... You probably remember it as the one with the really long legs!
>>11210032
Why are you confined to Alola? That seems kinda silly!
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>>11209932
"Heh, bro, I can be your wingman anytime."
"What is your type?"
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>>11210059
No no the other one. That buff one is pretty hot but the one that looks like my ex.
That's the fast one.
>>11210078
Shhhshhhh.
>>11210112
I'll see about it, buddy.
>>11210114
Well, Alola, Orre and Unova.
Technically I'm a criminal in just about everywhere else because I may have
accidentally
possibly
just a bit
helped with the whole mewtwo thing
maybe
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>>11209950
Any progress?

>>11210032
If you need technical help, look no further than the former oil rig south of Hau'oli, especially for computing and cloud solutions.

>>11210059
Seems like there is more to your story.
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>>11210118
"i'm psychic type of course
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>>11210114
Oh. That one. I only saw it a few times, so it wasn't my first thought.
Still, no, never going near a UB unless I'm planning to hurt it.
Fuck those monsters.

>>11210140
If it was hot it would burn like it deserves.

>>11210326
I don't like to think about it if I can help it.
There's a circular scar in my shoulder from when one of those fuckers stabbed me with it's nose.
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>>11210140
You helped make Mewtwo??
That's so cool!!
I mean... It's kinda bad but like... Mewtwo is cool!!
Hey... How do you "accidentally" help?? How does that work??
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>>11210112
"Now I'm all curious as well. Both about the business and anything you end cooking up."

>>11210140
Pffft
These league and IP guys wouldn't know progress even if it bit them in their fat ass.

>>11210347
Putting it that way yeah, I understand the grudge.
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>>11210347
>I did a stupid
You could always catch one, maybe having one under your command would like... Help you deal with what happened or something??
Or uh... At the very least it would kinda... Help keep other UBs away!
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>>11210326
Been working with psychics the last few weeks. Thankfully Alola gets tourists so I can just get notes on their pokemon.
>>11210347
Okay, you've got some laden anger, that's alright. You need to, uh, talk?
Should I get pants? I'm getting pants.
>>11210376
Well, I came onto the project thinking we were making an awesome new form of life with old Dr. Fuji, right?
Then shit goes absolutely south, GIovanni claims he funded the whole thing and I'm a terrorist! Can you believe that?
Fucking Kanto!
>>11210390
At least I'm technically only going to get the death penalty if I walk back into Kanto.
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>>11210419
>I assume this is Sun
I don't want to go near one ever again, why would I want to catch one?

>>11210390
Punchbug isn't the only one I hate.

>>11210424
That's kinda why I was asking about other Fallers here.
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>>11210337
"Heh, true. I'm asking about the kind of girls you like."
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>>11210424
You guys did make an awesome new life form though, so it's not allllll bad!
It'd really suck if you got labeled a terrorist and didn't actually make anything cool!
Hey.... if you guys could make your own Mega Stones for Mewtwo doesn't that mean you guys could like.... Make them for other Pokemon too???
>>11210510
>Yeahhhh this is Sun, I did a reply meme
UBs are drawn to Fallers, so you kinda don't have a choice about the going near one thing!
I don't know, I kinda guessed you'd at least like to get a strong Pokemon from it or something??
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>>11210542
yeah, i was just messing with you
i just want a chill girl, who is just is fun to be around, and who isn't wierder out of my goo
maybe even enjoy it
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>>11210510
I've got no clue, maybe talk to the IP personally.
Hold on I can summon them.
HEY IP I'M BOOKING A PLANE TO KANTO RIGHT NOW AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
I SURE LOVE BEING IN KANTO WHERE I HAVE NO FEAR OF BEING ARRESTED AND PROBABLY PUBLICLY EXECUTED BECAUSE YOU GUYS STILL FUCKING THINK FUCKING MEIJI IS IN POWER.
>>11210585
Well, the mega stones needed a bit extra genetic fuckery. I'm a pokemon genetic scientist, which I may add is basically a dead job at this point and a pokemon behavioral scientist,
Baaaaaaaaaasically you need to completely alter the genetic structure to make mega evolution possible. Rayquaza has an organ dedicated to mega evolving, whatever purpose that serves, don't ask me. Most other pokemon have a bit of genetic code that let the sudden change in body structure happen.
...Creating that in any pokemon would at the least leave them sterile at the most leave them in horrible amounts of pain.
So, uh, doable but 1 not within our lifespan, 2 with a lot of trouble.
If you want to go doing it feel free to contact me I guess.
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>>11210718
>YOU GUYS STILL FUCKING THINK FUCKING MEIJI IS IN POWER.
hah
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>>11210718
If you wanted to talk to someone from the IP you could just say... "Hey, can I talk to the IP?"
Not that your method doesn't work or anything...
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>>11210626
"Chill heh, we can maybe hit the more relaxed bars later on"
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>>11210585
Drawn to...
Motherfucker
Is there a Pokemon that you know of other than your Soleago that's really good at taking them down?

>>11210718
Hah. I've actually not gotten into contact with them, seems like they don't want to talk to me.
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>>11210718
Oh, no, I'm alright!
I was just curious, I don't really use Mega Evolution anyway!
I kinda heard it hurts so I've uh.... Kinda avoided it?
>>11210972
Moon's Lunala, Aether's Type: Fulls, the Tapus, and Alolan Marowak!
So I guess you could always go get a Marowak!
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>>11210955
cool
but are pokemon allowed in then?
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>>11210802
The part-time stripper full-time motocyclist wants to talk to you.
>>11210972
Found one.
>>11210997
If your bones moved a bunch and your skin contorted to change your body, wouldn't you be in pain?
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>>11210424
Seriously, to hell with Kanto. Well, most of Kanto.

>>11210718
Between the career issues, lack of job opportunities and the fact I really want see this working, I could maybe help funding your research.

>>11210997
Plus the other issues like the needed stones being real expensive.
Wait, aren't the type Full those weird chimera things that it was leaked Aether made?
Would want to see one up close.
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>>11210997
A Marowak? Huh. That's actually good to know, I guess I'll look into finding one later.

>>11211026
...What are you talking about? I don't even have a job, and I'm sure as hell not a stripper, and I don't own a motorcycle?
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>>11211099
It shouldn't be too hard, Cubones kinda....
They kinda cry reeeeeeally loud.
And also have Mandibuzzes after them a lot.
>>11211056
Gladion's Silvally is a Type: Full!
But uh... unless you join Aether or go battle Gladion you won't get to see one, sorry!
>>11211026
I mean... yeah but...
I kinda thought that maybe it was like...
Kinda like other form changes?
And didn't really hurt??
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>>11211019
"Heh, some bars let pokemon in"
>Reassuring shoulder pat, through the goo
"We will find you someone, bro"
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>>11211026
... uh, what?
>>11211099
You were wanting to talk to someone from the IP, right? I'm probably not very helpful for this sort of thing, but I can try!
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>>11211056
It was nice before they went back to being all imperialist. Anyway I'll set up a paypal or something. If paypal asks me what I'm wearing I might end up seducing a website.
>>11211099
You look like you have to be out of work at 10 and to a race at 10:10.
>>11211170
Nope it hurts. A lot.
I mean it's the trainer's choice but, yeah, it's pretty painful.
>>
Something I've been wondering is if there's a legal drinking age for pokemon. I know I could just look it up but I think this could use more activity and discussion
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>>11211170
Oh, yeah, I saw the Dex entry for them, I can imagine they do that a lot.
Well, guess I can bond with one over mutual loss.

>>11211182
What do you know about Fallers? Are you in contact with any besides me?

>>11211197
I dress light because I had to fight for my fucking life and clothing got in the way before it got all shredded.
Also it's fucking hot in Alola.
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>>11211181
alright
thanks dude
maybe you can find one too
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>>11211230
Well, uh... Most governments don't keep track of the age of Pokemon, so it's... They don't have one, to put it simply.
>>11211247
I'm sorry, I'm not part of that division of the IP, I really can't help you with that! The only Faller I know of is Anabel, not that I've uh... Ever actually talked to her but... She's a Faller, from what I've heard!
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>>11211197
Oh...
Well....
That's a thing then....
Good thing I don't use Mega Evolution, otherwise I'd kinda have to stop!
There's no sorta pain killer or anything for it?
>>11211247
Yeah...
I drop off snacks for the Cubones when I remember.
I'm not sure if they eat them or anything, but I kinda understand how they feel!
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>>11211247
Snowy mountains.
>>11211382
Not as far as I've seen. Not saying it's bad or anything, it has an evolutionary purpose it's just... Fucking painful.
...Like getting tentacles where they don't belong.
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>>11211308
That doesn't help, no.
Thanks anyway I guess.

>>11211382
I'll probably go out and see if I can get one tonight.

>>11211421
None of those on this island.
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You know i want haven't visited mandi in a while
I wonder how she is
>>
hello?
is this how i work this?
i have a question and my trainers asleep
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>>11211308
That just seems irresponsible. They should at least have some restrictions for that stuff.
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>>11211529
But Being irresponsible is fun
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>>11211455
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I wish I could help more, maybe talk to Anabel if she posts here!
>>11211528
Hello! Ask away!
>>11211529
The League considers Pokemon the property of the trainer, so according to them it's the trainer's job to monitor how much their Pokemon drinks!
I suppose you can get arrested for Pokemon neglect/abuse if their liver fails or something, but... It doesn't happen too often!
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>>11211197
Well, at least they did not end controlling Mewtwo, that would have been ugly

>>11211230
Not that I knew about.

>>11211170
I don't plan to join Aether anymore, guess I wil have to spy someone or fight someone else.

>>11211528
Go on...
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>>11211278
"Heh, maybe. I dont event know what I want."
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>>11211566
qt
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>>11211421
>Sun: try very hard not to think about Nihilegos
Hahaha....
Yeah..
That um...
Definitely painful.
>>11211528
Hi!!
Whaddya wanna know??
>>11211518
Who's she??
>>11211455
Welllll they're easier to get during the day!
Unless you're trying to find them by their sobbing.
>>11211592
Um...
I think Aether keeps a reeeeeeeally close watch on them after Gladion yoinked his so...
That's probably gonna be really hard!!
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>>11211566
>>11211592
>>11211654
why do humans get tired fast?
My traner is always tired after work but im not?
Its long but its fun to find stuff!
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>>11211667
Humans get tired easily because most of them are not used to exerting a lot of effort.
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>>11211667
cuz they're all flabby
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>>11211566
I guess that makes some sense, but human children are not allowed to drink so why not pokemon?
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>>11211909
but my trainers sposed to be really really tough and I help with work too and im little and im not tired!
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>>11211955
Pokemon are hardier than humans for the most part so it's not odd that he gets tired before you do, just enjoy the relax time with them.
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>>11211654
But not impossible.

>>11211667
>>11211955
Depends on his work.
What is it?
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>>11211986
Okay, relax time is nice and I like it
i just wanna run and stuff sometimes though but my trainers never not tired after work
>>11211996
We pick berries all day and my trainer doesnt mind if i eat a few as long as the mean man doesnt see
its really nice
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>>11212063
Have him get you a friend to play with so you can run around together while your tired trainer relaxes and watches.
>>
Anyone know how tight Silph's security is?
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>>11211654
She's a mandibuzz i know
Such a cutie
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>>11212076
I play with the other Pokemon a lot and thats nice
But I wanna play with my trainer sometimes and im sad that m trainers been too tired to play much
maybe my trainers tired because sad?
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>>11212109
What would they be sad about, did something bad happen in their life?
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>>11212063
Why do I get the feeling this is going to turn lewd?
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>>11211626
Oh... Thank you?
>>11211951
Hmm... If I were to guess... They just don't really care? I'm sorry but.. For the most part the governments still see you guys as being possessions! From their view it would be like... Telling someone they can't let their dog drink!
>>11212109
Hey, maybe try playing with your trainer on the weekend? I'm sure he'll understand if you talk to him about wanting to play more! Things will get better, just keep trying!
>>11212083
Uh... Which building?
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>>11211996
I meeeeeean...
I guuuuuess it isn't, but then you'd have Aether after you all the time, and that would suck!
>>11212094
I mean..
That's not how I would describe them but...
That's cool that you think she's cute!!
Did something happen?
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>>11212155
>Pet
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>>11212127
I think so
my trainer seems sad a lot and doesnt like walking some places anymore
maybe not going to those places would help??
>>11212153
ummm whats that mean?
>>11212155
OK!! Maybe my Trainer will want to see the sea or go up to the mountains?
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>>11212190
There is more than just the outside human boy, one day you will learn what love means
And i guess she's just busy with other things, i don't want to be clingy with her
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>>11212254
What kind of places? Did he lose someone or something?

>>11212190
The price of progress. Maybe I'll just track down this Gladion person.
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>>11211566
I'll talk to her if she says something, but I've never seen her post here so... waiting game I guess.

>>11211654
I guess finding them through their sobbing would make sense.
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>>11212254
Bro, cheering your trainer up will not only help him, but also your friends in the team. Make him feel less sad through any means.
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>>11212309
Uh...
If you feel like messing with Team Skull go ahead?
I don't really think Gladion would like it, either...
>>11212258
Who says I don't already know that??
The stuff about looks and love and stuff??
You could always ask what she's been up to!!
>>11212418
Yeah, but they might be kinda...
They might lash out so...
Be careful!!
>>
>>11212254
Talk to your trainer, see what he likes! If he doesn't give a clear answer the beach is always a safe bet!
>>11212221
>'Why is there something touching me?'
>The chair spins, bringing Mutsuki face to face with an Ultra Beast
>Oh god it's an Ultra Beast, what should he do, he's going to end up like Lusamine if he messes up
"H-hi there? R-random jelly?"
>>
>>11212309
Ummm
I think so but i dont know
I know my trainer went away for a few dys after meeting a scary man and came back sad
The place where they met makes m traner sad now
>>11212441
>>11212523
ok!! I can do it! Thank you!
>>
>>11212523
>Pap face.
>Offer premier ball
>>
>>11212454
Wow kid, did i struck a nerve or something?
Calm down
Also whenever i go visit her she's bot there at her home
>>
>>11212553
No problem! Good luck, random Pokemon!
>>11212558
>A moment of hesitation precedes Mutsuki accepting the ball.
"You... You want me to catch you? I... okay."
>He bops the Nihilego's bell with the Premier Ball.
>>
>>11212553
Who was the scary man?
>>
>>11212553
Sheesh, did that scary man do something bad to your trainer?
>>
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>>11212776
>Wait shit no it was a g-
>Ding!
>Nihilego was caught!
>>
>>11211604
Alright, who know what will happen
But it sounds fun
-nirie
>>
>>11212553
Well fuck, this is a thing now.
As >>11212777 said do you know who the man is because this could be bad?
>>
>>11212777
>I dont know, but my trainer didnt run, she just went with the scary man
he had blood on his mind i wanted to help her but she said to run and i ran
>>11212840
i dont know but the place they met makes m trainer sad
>>11212914
whats a thing?
>>
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>>11212863
>The Nihilego gets let out of the ball a few moments later
"Pokeballs aren't comfortable, r-right? You can stay out, just don't let any of my coworkers see you!"

Hey PAR?
Did any of you find any booby trapped benches this week?
>>
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>>11212454
I can handle a little pokemon, I think.
Unless it's that fucking origami monster left me with exactly 1000 papercuts.
I counted.
>>
>>11212928
Are you a Psychic? What do you mean with blood in his mind?
Sheesh, this can be very bad.

>>11212906
"Fun with bros and maybe a few ladies, heh"
>>
>>11212928
Hell this whole thing is just sad, I really have no idea how this could end in any way except terrible.
>>
>>11213078
Im a Riolu! saw his aura!
I just saw that he was feeling like hurting a thing...
umm...
And sad. hurty and sad.
>>11213093
what d you mean end terrrible?
>>
>>11213078
Yeah sounds like a fun time
-nirie
>>
>>11213139
Feeling like... shhesh, which region? I'm beathing that motherfucker down!

>>11213186
"Heh, yeah."
>Headpats through the goo
>>
>>11213018
benches....?
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>>11212646
I am calm though!!
That's how I always type!!
Anyways....
She's a bird!!
Maybe she had to migrate or something!
>>
>>11213231
Ummmm...
Kalos! we're in Kalos!
>>
threads almost done time to shitpost
>>
>>11213258
hey sun do you have eyes on anyone?
>>
>>11213231
Okay lets say you do beat him up and it doesn't go horribly wrong? Then what?
What if he goes back to doing what he was doing?
And don't say just kill him because that'll probably make things worse.
>>
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>>11213258
But why would she migrate?
And when i visit her nest it looks like someone was there recently
>>
>>11213256
I know that sounds weird, but there were some reports of booby trapped benches in Alola! I'm trying to see if this is confined to Alola or not!
>>
Holy FUDGE stickers today was long.
Gosh darn plans being wrong.
You know how hard it is to find the permitting for these towns?
Every damn one of them has a different stamp it's so silly.
>>
>>11213376
Unova i guess
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>>11213373
Maybe you just have reeeeeally bad timing!
>>11213331
Maaaaaaaaaaybe!
But if I tell you guys who it is that ruins the mystery!!
>>
>>11213289
Damnit! I'm in Johto!

>>11213333
I'd gladly go back to jail if it meant a scumbag stopped hurting people.
>>
>>11213231
>he goes back a bit in when he pets
H-hey, dont do that, it makes me embarrassed
>>11213333
Hey cutie, how you're doing?
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