/sug/ - Steven Universe General YOGA Edition Last Thread:

>>11201091
ian

File: Centipeetle doesn't understand this.png (51KB, 468x412px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 468x412px

I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to kiss her beak!

File: art.png (57KB, 830x830px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 830x830px

my kind of thread

File: 1502294672300.png (890KB, 800x1083px) Image search: [Google]

890KB, 800x1083px

>>11201107
is top husbando material

File: 1503539869043.gif (32KB, 830x830px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 830x830px

what

I'm trying to do more shitty requests hold on

>>11201118
What is a Quoigender

File: 1502340897152.gif (227KB, 830x830px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 830x830px

>>11201128
what

File: Centipeetle is happy to see you!.png (156KB, 585x488px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 585x488px

>>11201140
I don't know and nether does Centipeetle!

I want to fuck Greg

>>11201145
This is some X-Files level of supernatural.

File: 5.png (588KB, 799x774px) Image search: [Google]

588KB, 799x774px

5 HOURS LEFT

File: 1497920762041.png (34KB, 1360x961px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 1360x961px

ppreove it

File: image.png (176KB, 1353x818px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1353x818px

>>11201118
I love centipeetle! I want to hold her down and lick her body!

>>11201172
Till what?

File: can't find.jpg (671KB, 1788x2796px) Image search: [Google]

671KB, 1788x2796px

gettin a spoiler-filled townie episode

>>11201199
for the hiatus timer to reset

>>11201199
A episode airing in Asia.

>>11201199
back

>>11201210
cheap

File: DFplXprXoAICftm(@acrossthesu).jpg (709KB, 1745x2462px) Image search: [Google]

709KB, 1745x2462px

Gems should go ice skating

>>11201199
till redditfags like yourself are all exterminated

>>11201226
You should go ice skating with me

>>11201226
You should go ice skating with me

If you're from reddit/tumblr, please dont post.
If you're going to post, please don't beg for leaks/stream links.

File: 1483831506700.png (419KB, 938x800px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 938x800px

>>11201257
you know they will regardless

Anyone have stream? Mega? Us kiddos from /r/suleaks need stuff

File: That bed seems so comfy.png (282KB, 700x1133px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 700x1133px

Anyone into /luciddreaming/? I'm hoping to meet my waifu.

File: 1503633094668.png (295KB, 1349x1080px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1349x1080px

Say drawfag, were you the one who made a Lapis in bikini with Steven drawing months ago?
Didn't you also made other panels of that drawing?

>>11201236
reddit is aware of new episode airing

File: dense.png (38KB, 788x618px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 788x618px

>>11201273
CAN YOU FUCKING READ?????

>>11201257

>>11201251
>>11201242
Ice skating hivemind
>>11201273
Nothing

File: 1469039405622.png (35KB, 259x268px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 259x268px

How many times did you purge today?

>>11201274
I actually had a short lucid dream a couple nights ago. I had a dream that I was walking down the street and saw Star Butterfly with a mailbox for a head. This caused me to become lucid, but then I woke up.
Definitely making progress though.

>>11201275
No, I wasn't. Sorry anon. I'm a new drawfag.

File: 1475686351397.jpg (437KB, 1508x1493px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1508x1493px

>>11201273
>>11201289

File: Ruby Edit.png (678KB, 1920x1090px) Image search: [Google]

678KB, 1920x1090px

"I-I'm not chubby..."

Misseps says the episode is listed as S05E05

Does this suggest this episode directly follows Lars' Head? In that case, there won't be any surprise spoilers.

File: aquawhat.png (377KB, 778x669px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 778x669px

>just took a shit
>have to shit again
why god

>>11201319
its going by production order so who the fuck knows what episode it actually is. for all we know it could be the end of S05

>>11201323
You didn't have to post it.

>>11201319

>>11201257

File: The perfect pearl.png (79KB, 434x651px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 434x651px

Designer Pearl for /trash/

>>11201348
where's her dick?

>>11201172
I wish there was a reverse 5 Hour Energy so I could go unconscious for 5 hours and then wake up when we get the new episode.

>>11201352
FUCK

File: 1501809779557.jpg (477KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

477KB, 1280x1280px

What if I...invited Skinny to hang out and be friends, what if we a lot of fun together and gradually get to know each other better until we have a deep trusting bond over the span of a couple of years?

Should we even try to go to /co/ or will I be banned just for saying the word "/co/"?

>>11201242
>>11201251
It depends on how different ice skating is from roller skating.

File: 1503628439909.jpg (24KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x375px

This is from the mayor Dewey episode

File: 922.jpg (45KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 960x720px

>>11201316
SHORTSTACK

File: tumblr_onjn4cBinc1w2fub6o1_1280.png (2MB, 1280x1175px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1175px

>>11201356
I could help with that.

>>11201379
Lies!

File: 1503436031321.gif (293KB, 511x560px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 511x560px

What is you redditfag's opinions on Gemkorps?

File: A low quality picture of a bug like, but strangely attractive monster.png (2MB, 1024x936px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1024x936px

>>11201369
She may go out for a date with you, if you're both attracted to each other. Nothing's promised.

>>11201316
that's actually purty cute

File: AAAAH.jpg (27KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 480x360px

>>11201371
There's a thread up, but it's not /sug/. I'll just stay here. Much more cozy.

File: ish.jpg (81KB, 745x960px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 745x960px

>>11201379
Only in our dreams....

File: lapidot leak.jpg (288KB, 1280x780px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 1280x780px

>>11201379
This is too!

File: Worried Innocence.png (227KB, 307x381px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 307x381px

Reddit here, please don't screech at me, are there leaks yet?

File: ou4a9lnggY1urw3wio1_r2_(its-a-gemfact).jpg (1MB, 1299x1732px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1299x1732px

The episode airs at five, right?

>>11201371
you are allowed to make SU OP threads that have something to actually discuss. I'd rather wait until Misseps or someone else has a link to the episode.

File: uprooted and destroyed.png (195KB, 882x782px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 882x782px

>>11201379
Amber is starting the uprooting by killing off Lapis during her very first episode in a few hours
Get hype

>>11201379
>not peridot
Why hasn't peridot fucking been shattered and snorted by the CGs yet

File: GunLaser.png (67KB, 700x450px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 700x450px

>>11201411
kill yourself

>>11201316
>you will never tease Ruby's belly until she starts burning up form embarrassment
Great job senpai

Amethyst is reckless, I'd give her 20 minutes.

Steven is retarded, he'd try to remind a zombie of its past life and probably get someone killed protecting him

Garnet is tough, and her gauntlets mean hands and forearms are protected, but as we found out in season 2, the minute she has to kill someone she knew it's over for her

Pearl has the best life expectancy of the crystal gems. She's nimble and fights at a distance, and more than anything she can survive, no matter how much it tears her up

Peridot is an interesting case. While I don't expect her to fight, she has a decent chance of holing up for an extended period

Lapis has the worst survival chances of all. She'd bar the door and slit her wrists in the bath

Jasper is almost certain to become a hardy survivor and is arguably a bigger threat to other survivors than the zombies are

Bismuth is the best-prepared crystal gem, She's a blacksmith, she can make zombie-proof armor out of scraps and survive. Her biggest risk isn't getting bitten, it's being crushed under a pile of zombies that can't bite through her armor

The rubies are going to be prone to in-fighting. I expect navy to betray everyone and eyeball to be the lone survivor hunting her down

Peetle is a rare mutant type of zombie that still seems to be somewhat conscious

Yellow would quickly overpower blue and lock her up for her own protection, co-opting holly and the zircons as enforcers, though the latter two would die in much the same way they did in the show

The off colors are all odd cases. Rutile and rhodonite don't attract zombies for some reason. Fluorite is a fully conscious mutant while Padparadscha was the daughter born of a woman that was zombified while pregnant. None of them are at risk of zombies, but other people are even more dangerous

>>11201415
5AM EST
2AM PST
4 Hours and 48 minutes remaining.

File: 1501810079686.png (138KB, 750x950px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 750x950px

>>11201392
Okay this is acceptable. At least you didn't pummel my hopes into the ground this time.

>>11201372
I think ice skating relies more on balance and gliding, but honestly I can't do either and I live in a snowless state

>>11201172
That's enough time to watch approximately 25 episodes of Steven Universe.

File: vlcsnap.png (375KB, 1020x574px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 1020x574px

this stream looks like shit

>>11201415
Airs some minutes before on Australia

File: i'd shatter it if i could.png (54KB, 314x255px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 314x255px

>>11201419
Not canon, Lapis shattering Peridot is canon though.

File: tumblr_inline_o7kn7kr0KU1txfl54_540.png (117KB, 500x401px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 500x401px

I just want people to read my writing and tell me it's good

File: DD0jQmrUMAE46rz.jpg (172KB, 700x1633px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 700x1633px

>>11201343
>>11201432
I didn't expect anyone to actually give a serious reply to my post.

https://twitter.com/AwestruckVox/status/900905574006738944
he... stole... my... MEME!!!!

>>11201448
Looks good enough , post the link

>>11201453
Your writing is good.

>>11201466
aww, it means he loves you

>>11201432
>>11201453
Is this it anon? I did get a few keks from the Lapis one, but overall I did enjoy your ideologies of who would survive longest.

>>11201466
Isn't that the point?

File: tomato_VOXDONG.png (2MB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x900px

>Dispensing Reddit Repellent

>>11201469
theres some vietnamese bitch speaking over it though

>>11201439
>I live in a snowless state
Same, I've never even seen snow in person.

>>11201385
Its true!
Lapis runs against Mayor Dewey in the election
The towns people actually start liking lapis more.
So Dewey, being scared hes gonna loose the election, goes to Jasper, who was cured several episodes beforehand, and asks her to take out lazuli. And obviously Jasper would jump at an opportunity such as this in order to get revenge

Its all so clear anon

>>11201492
Heh, sounds like fun >>11201493

File: 1495392562481.png (282KB, 658x528px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 658x528px

>>11201451
I'd be happy with either

File: 1503257713856.png (87KB, 560x450px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 560x450px

>>11201423
No YOU

File: IMG_0395.png (2MB, 1048x1706px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1048x1706px

>>11201419
PERIDOT RECLAIMS THRONE AS BEST GEM

>>11201499
>implying jasper wouldn't betray him and help her win so lapis would give her headpats

File: gunsmug_space1.png (61KB, 560x450px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 560x450px

>>11201525
NO YOU

what the fuck, i can't stay up all night

who gonna be up?

worth it?

File: https%3A%2F%2F68%2Emedia%2Etumblr%2Ecom%2Fe0c5de85a7c481e47afa3842e650d10f%2Ftumblr_nw5kfs55ec1rzk20xo1_400%2Egif_encoded.gif (1MB, 400x351px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 400x351px

>>11201549

>>11201549
I am, although I think its gonna be misseps uploading the episode rather than use watching a stream

>>11201549
I woke up early for the CN SDCC Q&A Stream, and it was delayed.
Chances are, we might not even get a stream.
I'll do it just in case, since I have nothing better to do.

>>11201493
I went on a trip up north once and slipped on some, it was kinda cool I guess and not as soft as I thought it'd be.

Which state if you can say.

>>11201529
i suppose she does live with herself in a sense

File: waifu2x.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>11201448
run it through waifu2x and it looks pretty decent

>>11201477
no, that was just a comment I made. I haven't posted my writing and when I think about it I probably shouldn't since it's non-SU and also I don't handle criticism well

>>11201493
Honestly, you're not missing much. It's fun for the first day or so but then it sticks around. The outer layer thaws and refreezes encasing it in inavigable ice which blocks every street that you need to be able to climb over like a mountain goat, and it starts collecting pollution everywhere. invisible ice slicks are a constant threat and at the corner of every intersection a moat of filthy slush forms that is certain to fill your boots and soak your cuffs

File: 1500939714141.png (56KB, 556x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 556x450px

>>11201535
Anon, I dont think you want to play this game

File: columbine alpis.png (148KB, 1013x631px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1013x631px

>>11200896
Here's this garbage

File: c0af5975bb50df244260bb8cf1d23cf5fd48ebd9.png (70KB, 529x529px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 529x529px

>>11201549
Die in your sleep underage redditor

File: gp2.png (60KB, 556x450px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 556x450px

>>11201591
I think I do

>>11201549
I'm gonna set an alarm to wake up early. Isn't it practically starting at 5 AM in California

>>11201549
I always stay up all night
So ya

>>11201599
Pretty nice

>>11201599
It's great, thank

You can really tell that /co/mblr is flooding in.

File: 1500939896630.png (56KB, 556x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 556x450px

>>11201606
I dont think you do

File: straddlestraddle.png (968KB, 1920x1090px) Image search: [Google]

968KB, 1920x1090px

>>11201644
Oh yes I do

>>11201644
>>11201670
Stop it! Can't you see your tearing each other apart!?

>>11201567
The farthest I've up north was South Carolina I remember it was supposed to snow when I went, but it never did.

Florida.

___ is perfect

File: Broken Dreams.png (59KB, 556x450px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 556x450px

>>11201644
>>11201670
>>11201717
Forgot pic

>>11201719
Jasper

>>11201719
Lapis' penis

File: 1503127293845.png (597KB, 1483x1440px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 1483x1440px

>>11201719
Holly

File: tumblr_inline_ohvck5almh1t3pgqq_1280.png (281KB, 612x1000px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 612x1000px

>>11201732
this

File: Centibutt.png (3MB, 2700x4200px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2700x4200px

>>11201719
Centipeetle!

File: 1503410138576.jpg (336KB, 1428x1536px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 1428x1536px

>>11201719
The perfect quartz

File: guninmouth.png (16KB, 433x397px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 433x397px

>>11201723
There's only one way to end this

>>11201719
Perfection

>>11201719
Every gem

File: 1498679296957.jpg (88KB, 382x666px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 382x666px

>>11201529

>>11201719
greg

File: IMG_1410.png (206KB, 500x361px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 500x361px

FUCK

ALL MY THEORYCRAFTING ABOUT BOARDING ORDER AND WHEN LARS OF THE STARS AND OTHER EPISODES WOULD AIR AND WHAT THE BOARDING PAIRS FOR THOSE EPISODES WOULD BE MIGTHVE BEEN ALL FUCKING ERONG AHHHH

File: 1503007420786.png (20KB, 381x551px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 381x551px

>>11201763
I'm waiting

File: cooldewey.png (319KB, 1350x937px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1350x937px

>>11200851
Man, too bad all those filler episodes aired and this happened in the background while Steven ate a hotdog!

Man, I wish I had the kind of confidence where I could see everything I wrote as genius.

I want to be able to write shit with the wit of Adams and Chandler, but this is the shit I come up with

>Vaguely conscious she was going to bleed out of she didn't do it for him, Eve started rolling them down, but before the fabric was even past her heel Remy turned away, making gasping, choking noises like a house cat that was moments away from giving the carpet a new wig.
>“Are you okay?” she asked, painfully aware of the irony. She was having trouble focusing her eyes but, but as Remy glanced back at her over his shoulder she could make out enough to tell that his face had turned redder than her sock had.
>“Bare ankles,” he whispered, trembling as if he were having a religious experience. “Dear penthouse, I never dreamed this would happen to me…”

File: ded.jpg (42KB, 801x715px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 801x715px

>>11201809
i ded now
sshhh

>>11201718
The snowy one was Tennessee and I've been to New York a couple times, it was also supposed to snow but it didn't, I guess it's a global warming thing.

Also Florida.

File: pinkpoil.jpg (236KB, 1518x826px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 1518x826px

FRIENDLY REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CEmAEAIm8s

File: Screenshot_20170608-060031.png (547KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 1920x1080px

>>11201824
Its for the best

>>11201833
is this true

>>11201873

>>11201257

>>11201873
it is retarded

File: 1458615744761.png (108KB, 1333x1000px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1333x1000px

Post the song you'd play to your gemfu while attempting to seduce them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_nfwzdts8

File: IMG_1978.jpg (59KB, 750x983px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 750x983px

~4 HOURS TIL A NEW EPISODE

PREDICTIONS FOR THE BOARDERS?

>>11201905
4 hours and 14 minutes to be exact

>>11201896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL7GzP2KkwA Enjoy

>>11201905

>>11201419

>>11201432
Thats pretty good
I would say this is accurate

>>11201206
gettin a townie-filled barn

>>11201763
>>11201723
>>11201644
>>11201606
>>11201591
>>11201535

Nice grenades space Ahmeds

File: 1500003938679.png (163KB, 678x380px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 678x380px

What would the SU version of Casablanca be like?

>>11201905
katie hilary lamar

2 of these three

https://mega.nz/#!pGggWRjT!KUZHZ0JOPA09WvG6OJu-ZK5fa8QXoX89LhZBEQb5ERc

>>11201828
What's New York like? I've always wanted to visit.

File: 1469651276041.png (386KB, 285x346px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 285x346px

>>11201922
that might not be so bad

>>11201916
Didn't this guy have some sort of issue with his throat that was threatening his ability to sing?

>>11201896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW8kHgt-iTc

My hair itches like hell and I don't what I did.

>>11201942
Dolphin porn? Please be dolphin porn.

>>11201937
Anon leaving sad cuz he can't be with gemfu.

>>11201896
I think she'd like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gtpRgW6goE

>>11201942
i shall not click that shit negro

>>11201952
He had stuff with his ears but I can't remember anything wrong with his throat

>>11201896
https://youtu.be/iqjq2s_bHPA

>>11201991
Ah that's what it was, I remember now.

>>11202017
He's fine now, he's also a dad

Steven Universe S05E5 - Reunited
US Airdate; September 4th, 2017 at 7PM
Synopsis: Steven reunites with his friends and family.


2 minute preview + subtitles:
https://a.doko.moe/npvopw.mkv


https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/69ba68aee8e7679776eb6b5766e44c44.png
https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/598898ca328b8246433e1cf7a13398ee.png
https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/34cd536ff4273ff598345bf420db7929.png
https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/47e4ceabeec5bb1070decbc3328e9f56.png
https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/396ba44b83051d861f0b8c6023d37da2.png
https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/a66e9301663694e92a1eb5ecd47a8339.png

File: IMG_1384.jpg (76KB, 480x708px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 480x708px

>>11202035

>>11202035
thanks for the dolphin porn

File: 1460399622137.jpg (25KB, 500x329px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x329px

>>11202035

File: Screenshot_20170819-035232.png (973KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

973KB, 1920x1080px

Something disappointing will happen in regards to this episode
I can feel it

Got to go, /sug/.

>>11202114
I want to motorboat Carol's tits

>>11202123
Goodnight anon

File: 4.png (655KB, 890x791px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 890x791px

4 HOURS LEFT

>>11201927
certified new yorker here:

New York is everything about a city intensifed. You'll find piled up trash in front of architectural marvels. Everything you could ever possibly want is within 5 miles of you, but you have to find it.

The subways can take you literally anywhere in a way that other city metros can't, but they're so goddamn filthy that scientists have discovered dozens of new species on the turnstiles alone. Also, there's a 50/50 chance your train car will either have a homeless drunk or a mariachi band

Most of it looks just the way you'd expect new york to. the southern tip of manhattan has a park that looks like florida in walking distance from what is apparently an alleyway transported from the old town of a german city. Soho has been stuck in the early 1900s for over a century, but it also has the city's oldest Apple Store

>>11201937
>Of all the planets in the universe she had to settle on mine

>>11202114
love the music for this show. How do I describe it? Disco aesthetic?

>>11201386
i've talked to him. cool dude.he's not as bad as every tumblr user with a communist talking point followed by a su meme in their name says.

>>11202147
It's all kinds of music. I heard some 8-bit ish music. The guy who makes the music did a twitch stream making music for the show and there was rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifcnwGFhwZ8

Should I bother watching the new episode? Should I just drop this dumb show? I really don't think it's any good. I don't care what happens next, or how it ends. I don't even find these threads fun anymore, which was a big part of why I kept up with this amateur hour bullshit.

>>11201927
It's the greatest city in the world

t.Guy who's been to most of the continents

File: Screenshot_20170823-000752.png (596KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

596KB, 1920x1080px

>>11202187
Dude than leave
What are you still doing here

>>11202139
new york is best city

but having a cracked out homeless dude pelvic thrusting in your face while you're seated on the subway car isn't fun. he then dropped a chip and ate it off the floor. maybe i should stop lying to myself

File: [AliQ] S02E26 - Stevens Birthday.mp4_snapshot_01.00_[2017.08.25_06.57.11].png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

I only want for Steven and Connie to love each other and make each other happy.
Is that so much?

>>11202220
Man I wanted to go to new York now I'm not so sure

File: 20170825_000347.png (184KB, 1080x1393px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1080x1393px

>>11202144
>liking zukes self insert

>>11202274
Shes still obsessed with Peri huh?

Also What does her undead oc look like?

>>11202181
if only Chester had hanged around a little longer. god bless

>>11201944
Those times were a while ago when I was younger, and we stayed mostly in the city area. It's a pretty fun place if you have money to blow. There's lots of cool stores in Manhattan to explore, I remember loving the Nintendo store. There's lots of neat backway alleys with weird and novelty shit, I remember some guy came up to me to try and pull me aside and my dad shooed him away. We went to see a Broadway play and it was really nice experience. I loved Central Park, it's huge and there's lots of little playgrounds and mini-zoos everywhere, and it's a very beautiful area in general. Overall I like it, I think most of the enjoyment comes from walking around and exploring the city and seeing the various mom-n-pop shops and memorials, I'd maybe want to go again at some point.

>>11202220
Even I haven't had it that bad. The worst homeless experience I've had was a guy who wouldn't stop bugging me and then started throwing up mid-conversation (I didn't get splattered luckily)

Oh, there was that guy who smelled so bad the entire car left and I discussed with other commuters whether or not we should call someone to see if he was dead.

Honestly though, my worst subway experience wasn't even a homeless person. It was this psycho jamaican lady who shoved my onto a car, grabbed my wrist and then threw a shit fit when I said let the fuck go you crazy bitch. By the end of it a guy walked up to me and said "watch your fucking mouth kid"

File: tmp_3640-jJM5mrk-658718156.png (85KB, 302x359px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 302x359px

>>11201091
Can someone explain why the episode is only bing played in Asia and australia?

>>11202354
die reddit die

>>11202354
Cause CN US sucks

>>11202354
consider suicide

Bling bling boy is the only good gem

>>11202354
>peridot
>dumbass question
kys

>>11202392
>linking OP to be spoonfed
/co/mbler trait

Well, Half-Life 3's story just got leaked, so in the meantime you can read this:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170825025137/http://www.marclaidlaw.com/epistle-3/

https://github.com/Jackathan/MarcLaidlaw-Epistle3/

>>11202406
please be dolphin porn

>>11201126
Is uggo

File: BAEFBD59-EFC4-422F-B494-1FC5E9634FD8.png (3KB, 512x440px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 512x440px

>>11202084

>>11202406
>HL3 leaks before SU
pottery

>>11202406
is this real? i'll check /v/

>>11202035
why even bother including the screenshots?

>>11202406
This isn't HL3's story, it's an early concept of Episode 3. Although I'm sure some concepts are similar, such as the Borealis's purpose and Breen's slug body (as he said in HL2, he was being teleported to a "host body")

>>11202406
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg

>>11202442
>Final (at worst) season for SU getting leaked
>A GAME TRILOGY FINALE THAT WAS IN DEVELOPMENT FOR 10+ YEARS BEING LEAKED
nigga i get you were joking but holy crap this is a bit huge

>>11202419
bruh its not fucking dolphin porn why do you even want dolphin porn so much

i swear to god every person is trying to discuss shit but every time somebody says something you post about fucking dolphin porn that shit isnt even funny do you see me laughing no do you see any other anons laughing no so why are you posthing it you obnoxious attention whore like lol dolphin porn so randumb lol i r funny rawr xd fuck off with that shit every fucking link i have to see your stupid ass dolphin porn comment just look up some dolphin porn if you like it so much goddamn holy shit i never thought i could be so mad about fucking dolphin porn you fucking reddit tier ass motherfucker with your played out forced meme your not even funny every time somebody posts a link we have the fucking dolphin porn defense force come in to shitpost and spam shit about fucking goddamn motherfucking dolphin faggot cunt porn and its not even funny i just threw my fucking mouse you peace of shit can the mods please ban the fucking dolphin poster you have no fucking taste and you are aids to this thread goddammit fuck fuck fuck

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?????

https://twitter.com/DardSZC/status/900948246440296448

THIS WAS POSTED 8 MINUTES AGO

>>11202506
>https://twitter.com/DardSZC/status/900948246440296448
THIS NIGGA NEEDS TO POST THE FUCKUIGN VIEDODe\

>>11202406
>breen had no power the whole time
>he wants to die because he's in a disgusting-ass combine body
This would've been great if it was in game-form.

>>11202506
>https://twitter.com/DardSZC/status/900948246440296448
uh oh spaghettio

>>11202503
(you) for your efforts

>>11202506
looks shit

>>11202506
gray sweater? Could be Winter Forecast

File: tmp_14370-download2124277091.png (10KB, 193x262px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 193x262px

So this is now a Half Life thread apparently.

>>11202506
so?

File: [ave maria plays faintly].png (116KB, 495x517px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 495x517px

>>11202406
F

>>11202406
Gaben on suicide watch
Marc is gonna go to prison

>>11202252
They're happiest when they "play doctor."

>>11202547
It's just a confirmation of what we already knew, that Valve stopped making games a long time ago and anyone interested in making games has left in disgust

File: 1496223240299.jpg (163KB, 720x747px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 720x747px

Is this Steppy's Primary School?

File: snapshot20150616013554.png (112KB, 233x625px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 233x625px

>>11202406
Thank you, Marc Laidlaw.
While most of this could have been predicted from the late chapters of leaked ancient half life 2 beta (as a lot of episode 2 was), I still salute you for being a great man of honor.
I believe it should be the responsibility of every writer to release their notes and plans for future installments if and when their series gets canned, or if they are removed from the project.
You, sir, have shown great courage.

>>11202665
I wish someone would have leaked the original ending for Samurai Jack

>>11202469
Don't be daft. When they dropped the episodic format before they released 3 most people assumed we'd instead see it continue as hl3. Thus why people use them interchangeably.

We now know better that episode 3 never really left planning stages and hl3 has never been in production. The series is long dead.

File: 1450228862257.png (1MB, 1280x1681px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1681px

>>11201896
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=ImmGiF3x2C4

>>11202506
>it already aired and no one recorded it
Well

File: S01E42 Winter Forecast.mp4_snapshot_00.44_[2017.08.24_22.35.07].png (815KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

815KB, 1280x720px

>>11202544
>>11202506

>>11202665
+1 upboat

File: 1503271968882.png (455KB, 1275x1650px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 1275x1650px

>su gets cancelled
>series finale gets leaked as a random pastebin 10 years later

File: Shit.png (18KB, 340x324px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 340x324px

>>11202812
The question is, who sacrifices themselves and leaks it

>>11202812
Might be preferable oven
>su gets renewed for 11 more seasons
>rebecca sugar and the rest of the crew get kicked out after the 6th season and replaced by CN puppets

File: disappointed but not surprised.jpg (54KB, 789x960px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 789x960px

>>11202812

>>11202842
Steven Universe Go when?

>>11202834
Zuke redemption arc

File: 1493759171355.png (447KB, 859x592px) Image search: [Google]

447KB, 859x592px

>>11202812
I don't care about the series finale I just want Rebecca's gem porn

>>11202842
>it's got a few duds and meandering story arcs but overhaul it's an improvement
>also everyone stays on model

File: das it mane.png (52KB, 205x171px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 205x171px

>>11202918
When is she going to release "the collection"?

>>11202876

Zuke is beyond redemption, hoss. She's basically the shipping equivalent to Kevin.

File: tumblr_olcdh06sYM1vrxg7mo1_1280.jpg (449KB, 1052x1306px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 1052x1306px

>>11201896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsG-eN96fVc

File: tumblr_inline_oaqr7tPpB71rbb4m3_540.png (205KB, 540x476px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 540x476px

>>11202975
There's nothing wrong with kevin

>>11202812
>su gets cancelled
Forced meme is forced

>>11203033
what up reddit

File: S01E37 Alone Together.mp4_snapshot_09.55_[2017.08.24_22.55.11].png (602KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

602KB, 1280x720px

>>11203019
Who was in the wrong here?

>>11203069
>calling out a forced meme that has been used for several months now is forced
Okay Reddit.

>>11203076
Stevonnie for sperging out

File: 1500679995494.jpg (549KB, 1836x3264px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 1836x3264px

>>11203076
Shhhhh
NOTHING WRONG

File: another_bomb_in_your_what.png (13KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 600x600px

>>11203076
Kevin tried hitting on Stevonnie which is fine
Stevonnie flips out because Connie is super nervous
Stevonnie keeps flipping out, unfuses
Kevin fucks off because they're kids

I dunno, not that bad to me.

File: S01E37 Alone Together.mp4_snapshot_10.02_[2017.08.24_22.57.53].png (386KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 1280x720px

>>11203093
>>11203106
>>11203125
This. Kevin was just trying to get some.
Also, let the anon that wouldn't go for the tall brown skinned qt throw the first stone.

>>11203076
kevin for not getting his hand in stevonnie's shorts

>>11203019
Kevin is a walking monument to male hubris.

File: 3.png (677KB, 953x783px) Image search: [Google]

677KB, 953x783px

3 HOURS LEFT

>>11203076
Kevin because he's a faggot diddler
>>11203144
I'm gonna cast that stone right now.

wat if kevin was 2 kids fused together as well

>>11203144
>Also, let the anon that wouldn't go for the tall brown skinned qt throw the first stone.

Fine but he's getting it in the form of boron carbide powder in his car's oil intake valve, 15 pounds of cocaine in the trunk, and a radioactive baboon in the back seat.

>>11203076
Steven.
Stevonnie saw Kevin and felt arousal, and those feelings of arousal became anger for even being attracted to Kevin.
Steven and Connie's feelings are indistinguishable when they're Stevonnie, so when Steven imagined getting fucked by Kevin, Steven thought it was Connie imagining fucking Kevin and got angry.
Steven still doesn't realize that he had feelings for Kevin, because his anger overshadowed his infatuation before he even realized it was his own infatuation.

File: 1486697622374.jpg (88KB, 750x562px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 750x562px

>>11203169
That would be hilarious
>it's peedee and Kiki or something
Peedee is pink Diamond

>>11203076
The crewniverse was in the wrong for writing such a shit character

File: tumblr_odsfb1dvfQ1sbvim9o1_1280.png (389KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

389KB, 1280x853px

>>11203144
I like you anon

>>11203202
Yeah i know. Stevonnie is such a mess

>>11203202
which one

File: tumblr_oal79qoQWd1sjqw4zo3_1280-8960.jpg (38KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 320x320px

>>11203158
>>11203164

File: 1502484536242.jpg (26KB, 303x398px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 303x398px

>>11203189
My fucking sides.

Kevin doesn't deserve this hate, he is to good for all y'alls bitterness

>>11203202
are we talking about Lapis

File: maxresdefault-1.jpg (65KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1280x720px

>>11203189

>>11203263
No pretty sure he meant peridot

>>11203189
i know you're shitposting but there's definitely something about stevonnie finding kevin hot and getting angry for not knowing how to deal with it

>>11203310
Nah

The Heathers soundtrack has been stuck in my head for a month now and I want to die.

>>11203327
May I suggest killing yourself?

File: 1503603150276.jpg (117KB, 750x469px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 750x469px

Garnet is not a leader part XXXIII.
So like always I pointed out that Garnet is not considered a leader and some anon dug up this line of dialog.

So I give my points:
So apparently there is a scene where Garnet is mentioned in off dialog to be "The BOSS" so my point of not even having this is corrected.

So at least there is this line of dialog.

However there is a problem.
You see its Amethysts who is constantly saying this.
Amethysts is known to say things for fun.

You also realize that from the tone of the conversation its not really conclusive.

Amethysts says that this "the boss" Garnet has a mission for Steven namely:
>Oh wait, Steven! I just remembered, Garnet had a special mission for you!
>Yeah, she says um, you have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal.
>Good job Steven! You stopped the foot!

Was she serious here? Hard to say 50/50 she might thing Garnet is "the boss" or only tell stupid crap to Steven.

You also notice that Pearl is acting differently she appears to correct Amethysts:
>Well, we're all a team. Garnet just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objective.
with a big fat
>Well, we're all a team.
That sounds more like
>WEEEEELLLLLLLLLL ... we're all a team.
Sounds like a correction and Pearl only seams to imply Garnets future vision.

So Amethyst is saying crap to Steven or is mistaken about Garnets position.

>>11203335
tl;dr

Anyone know when the soviet union is coming back?

>>11203371
To short not interested in your opinion.

>>11203335
Garnet clearly was the leader and her role became to the emotional pillar supporting pearl and amethyst in rose's place.

>>11203335
Wew lad nice job I'm sure your boyfriend is proud of you

>>11203423
That's cute

3 hours left?

File: 1503105603335.png (405KB, 597x640px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 597x640px

>>11203395
She's obviously Enid, Amethyst is more of a Rad.

sex with stevonnie would be awesome, I feel like she would be like those people who isn't well endowed but they're playful and dominant but without being aggressive.
and loves getting dovey

>>11203446
Now I hate Enid

>>11203292
yea that makes sense

File: 1501988516390.png (479KB, 643x629px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 643x629px

>>11203458
More for me loser.

>>11203446
Would it be autistic to draw LapisxEnid ship art?

>>11203468
Pssh, yeah right

>>11203469
Yes but do it anyway please.

>>11203420
>Garnet clearly was the leader and her role became to the emotional pillar

And I will also reference my previous posts to debunk this:
There are 3 ways someone can be a leader:

1) They are named to be a leader or have a title like General or something alien like Executor, Cembrit
This is the worst way you can be considerer a leader however its binding.
Even if it results in you being what Dr Pepper is to doctors or captain crunch is to captains.
Addendum the only time Garnet is named something its Amethyst saying "Garnet is the boss" and the conversation looks like she is making shit up to mess with Steven.

2) You actually command a military/police/corporate structure a great example of this is Holly people are obeying you and you are massive implied to be in command without really having a title.
You note that Garnet is nothing like Holly in her conduct.

3) You actually can be considerer to be a leader if you are mostly taking charge, no titles, no massive implication
its only that you take initiative. Think of it like the playground natural leader type.
Also a great way to classify is when your "advice" is good and gets great results.
The best example of this is Megatron and Starscream interaction in the 1980s transformers, its more of a wolf pack leader who is getting challenged by his subordinate and who needs to defend his position.

Garnet has non of these criteria.
Please don't simply assume she is a leader, give me examples of episodes what actions she has taken that make her a leader.
Name one episode or give your way you classified her to be a leader.

File: d3005271-f2c4-46dd-8c22-d380e9b1da10.png (185KB, 849x659px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 849x659px

>>11203469
Jasper X Enid is the only Rebecca approved ship

File: [AliQ] S02E26 - Stevens Birthday.mp4_snapshot_08.12_[2017.08.25_07.40.32].png (595KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

595KB, 1920x1080px

This is the face Connie makes when Steven pulls out his penis.

>>11203512
Sugar told me I could ship anything I want.

>>11203521
But what if-

File: 1464300369270.png (811KB, 700x789px) Image search: [Google]

811KB, 700x789px

>>11203512
That's just an alt version of Jaspis, Sugar proves it's the only canon ship yet again.

>>11203542
It won't

>>11203542
it won't.

File: jasp calls it like she sees it.jpg (75KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 1280x720px

>>11203533
Then she had low standards

>>11203335
I don't think it was like an official change of position if that's what you're looking for.

I think it's something more along the lines of Garnet's future vision being heavily utilized during a mission after Rose's death, and Pearl and Amethyst have just been following her since. However, I also believe that Garnet doesn't really WANT to be the leader. Pearl has more experience, but she's spineless. Amethyst is too reckless. Garnet's abilities can all be well utilized for a leadership position, but I'm sure that she'd rather spend her days chilling, which is what she would probably do between missions before Rose's death.

It's why I don't get porn of Garnet being dominant. I don't think she really wants control because she probably wouldn't want to be in the situation in the first place when she could better spend her time stargazing.

>>11203512
>Enid is ok ko version of Lapis
Becky once again with her good taste in ships

>>11203576
>>11203550
>>11203512
If OK KO and SU had a crossover episode around the time that Jasper was redeemed, do you think Enid would flirt with Jasper and get Lapis jealous?

Also does me liking Enid but hating Lapis make me a hypocrite?

>>11203469
it's okay if it's cute, it sounds cute

File: [AliQ] S02E26 - Stevens Birthday.mp4_snapshot_07.09_[2017.08.25_07.10.01].png (497KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

497KB, 1920x1080px

This is the face Steven makes when he put his penis inside Connie without breaking her spine.

>>11203511
I don't understand your routine it needs some work.

>>11203566
>I think it's something more along the lines of Garnet's future vision being heavily utilized during a mission after Rose's death
>future vision

I totally agree with this, this was the impression I was getting from Pearl.
Pearl even corrected Amethyst who was spamming the "Garnet is the boss" line.
I think the intention was that everyone in the CG is equal.

>>11203592
I think they'd end up chill friends and would both sexually bully Jasper.

File: 1444953096430.png (199KB, 499x379px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 499x379px

i can't cum i've been trying for 2 hours

>>11203630
Have you been edging?

>>11203630
ask the nudeanon on /wbb/ for nudes

File: Zeus.jpg (63KB, 516x754px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 516x754px

>>11203605
Behold mortal your pathetic shitposting and opinions are no match for my 8TB of saved text files that I can copy past to debunk you.

I also create new ones and augment old ones, its a never ending, constantly self improving text archive.

>>11203533
"I could ship what I want" - Rebecca Sugar

File: fat yoshi wants to fuck.png (67KB, 500x430px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x430px

Would you answer the message?

>>11203661
yes

File: tumblr_opq5ss61sg1svr9w6o1_1280.jpg (342KB, 1280x1840px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 1280x1840px

>>11203661
No. I am not a scaly.

>>11203661
he ain't a homie so it'd be gay

File: 1440318805293.jpg (819KB, 759x1173px) Image search: [Google]

819KB, 759x1173px

KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

Working on:
>Martha/OC: https://pastebin.com/nitjhM83

Coming soon:
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

And I FINALLY got a tracking number for my figures, they'll be ready for pick-up next Wednesday.

>>11203592
Enid has a consistent personality and isn't a useless pussy that is constantly over-woobified like Lapis so no

>>11203711
fuck off

>>11203533
Okay, but just know that Jasper x Enid is the only canon ship in Rebecca's heart.

I saw someone call the new ducktales anti male propaganda today.

File: 2ff010ce47590832690f6a70670042f8.jpg (442KB, 2867x2064px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 2867x2064px

>>11203711
>amethyst
>priyanka
>blue diamond

>>11203738
this dessu

File: Greetings.gif (1MB, 291x340px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 291x340px

>>11203711
Hello KH Anon.

>And I FINALLY got a tracking number for my figures
Thank goodness! One step closer.

When will SU have a milf as hot as Carol

>>11203693
You don't have to be a scaly to enjoy fatshi. also hey hey bloople, how's your day been and how's the life cast for the nose going? Any progress?

File: Screenshot_20170819-043937.png (793KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

793KB, 1920x1080px

>>11203592
>Also does me liking Enid but hating Lapis make me a hypocrite?
No because Enid didnt trap someone in a rape fusion

File: 2274552 - Rose_Quartz Steven_Universe.jpg (326KB, 1280x914px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 1280x914px

>>11203756
ahem

>>11203756
who needs milfs when you have dilfs

>>11203592
She liked young Carol who kinda looks like Jasper
I don't think it's weird, Enid is snarky but otherwise is not a bad person, Lapis' poorly written trauma and disregard for others can make her unlikeable (though I still like her)

>>11203756
Why not just have Ruby and Jasper fuse? They'd pretty much look like her

>>11203789
>>11203714
>>11203774
Oh thank goodness. Also
>"young carol kinda looks like Jasper"
Foreshadowing

File: f0c09b41-3d11-402a-bbc8-120dd0766097.png (488KB, 793x1080px) Image search: [Google]

488KB, 793x1080px

>>11203775
>as hot as carol

>>11203775
He meant one that's actually alive anon

>>11203751

Hey there, Bloople!

And yeah, I can't wait for these to come in. They refuse to show up on eBay for a decent price.

>>11203756
>Priyanka
>Vidalia
>Martha
>Barb to some extent
>not hot

What the fuck, hoss?

>>11203748

Thanks, there's also a possibility that the current Martha/OC lewdfic might change to a Vidalia/OC lewdfic.