/sug/ - Steven Universe General The Fruit of Lapis' La

>>11195843
Fuck off newfag tumblrites.

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post blooty

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Connie really wants to touch your dick, but is too embarrassed to ask.

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>>11195901

11 hours until new episode? This is insane!!

>>11195915
for once Europeans get a better time than the US.

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>>11195901

>>11195872
/co/umblrs are starting to invade because they caught wind of new episodes. Prepare for an even bigger drop in thread quality if that was possible.

>>11195934
True

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>>11195878
>BD wants to experience sex as humans experience it.
>The murdercock hardly satisfies her.
>She goes on a lustful rampage through a city
^^Dream

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gettin not barn

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Humans should spend the day reading books

>>11196026
You should spend the day reading books with me

>>11196026
>>11196052
I wonder if these are the same two anons who always do this.

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Me, to Bara Steven, and Greg.

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>>11195843
I had a dream no one recorded the episode

>>11196052
Sure, maybe you could suggest some good ones, everyone I read lately was shit.

>>11196096
What would Bara Kevin look like?

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>>11195911
She won't look if you don't want to, she just wants to touch it.

How did things come to this, /sug/?

>>11196096
>posting beyonce
fuck off tumblr scum

>>11196206
It all comes down to choices, some easier than others.

I don't need no arms around me
And I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don't think I need anything at all

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do you think you could trick rose into doing lewd things with you

>>11195901
neat

>>11196206
Standing here, I realize: you were just like me, trying to make history.

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>>11196294
you wont even need to trick her.

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I hope the new episode is at least passable.

>>11196206
Alone again, naturally.

>>11196294
Rose fucks every human man that speaks to her.
All you need to do to trick her is say "hello"

Why are we so dead?

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>Lapis I love you!

>>11196065
I am almost always, I just like talking to them.

>>11196132
Honestly I haven't found a book I really liked in like a year, I'd be better at recommending mangas or something. I can say The Stranger is one of my favorites but that one's pretty well-known, Chronicle of a Death Foretold is another good one, The Nonexistent Knight is a comedic one that I really liked, and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is one I enjoyed but it's kind of hard to decipher the first time reading it without really focusing on it, which was quite a time for me because I'm an ADD retard. I've been meaning to try and find more good books to read for a while.

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>>11196369
>s...steven please..let me go.

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>>11196369
>I LOVE YOU TOO
>NOW GET BACK IN THE BARN

>>11196065
i ship them

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>sug is always either dead or filled with newfags

>>11196336
>townie episode
>will probably spoiler major plot points while doing meme antics and trump parodies
>passable

>>11196406
Me too.

>>11196416
people must be working/in class. i just got home

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>>11196416
>the only thing the new ep will do is disappoint us AND bring in more newfags
YAAAAAAAAAAS

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>lapis leaves the meme barn
>jasper gets healed, redeemed, and becomes BFFs with peridot
>lapis returns

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>>11196396
>PSYCH! Amethyst dared me to tell you I loved you.
>Connies the only girl for me but were still friends now give me a hug!

>>11196362
In times of famine, there are many who will either move onto greener pastures or starve in the barrens. Not everyone has the patience to stick around months for a new episode to discuss, and some just figure there are better things to do. It's not much of a surprise.

>>11196377
Translation?

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>>11196449
>haha funny joke steven
>do you mind telling me where connie lives i want to go tell her something haha

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>>11196446
the UPROOTING is NOW

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>>11196391
Lapis would probably really like to be raped and abused by a stronger manlier Steven.

>>11196422
Steven asks barned blue diamond for leadership advice to give to dewey.

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>>11196446
>jasper comes back
>lapis goes back to her
>both cuck peridot
>destroy the barn
>make up and fuse and make best fusion
>zuke kills herself
Best endgame.

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>>11196502

>>11196516
Geez S5 really is a wild ride.

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>>11196502
it's only rape if she doesn't want it, she probably begged him to tie her up

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>>11196516
This should be interesting.

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>>11196487
>Hey Lapis what's up?

>>11196377
>>11196469
seconding a translator anon

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>>11196446
>jasper gets memebarned with shit dot and shitpis
no gem is safe from memeification

>>11196574
hue

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>>11196562
>please die human thank you

>>11196574
>not making a Josef Mengele joke.
You had one job.

>>11196645
>>11196574

this desu

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>>11196391
>All the fan fics and art about Lapis raping Steven but never the other way around.
Why?

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>>11196517
>peridot can't go around the barn without bumping into them fucking
>'oh hi! didn't hear you coming!
>'fuck off runt, Lapis and I are busy'
>there's cum everywhere
>furious fucking combined with Jaspers' mass and Lapis' use of water tentacles destroys everthing aroung the barn
>first goes peridot's morp collection
>then the camp pining hearts video collection
>then peridot's bowtie and tablet
>bullying and making fun of peridot becomes their foreplay and they start fucking in places she can walk on them
bro I can only hope

>>11196655
Because Lapis has a crush on Steven and is strong enough to overpower him.
Whereas Steven's balls probably haven't even dropped yet and he's content to just leave the slutty, clingy, blue anime girl in a barn and completely forget about her.

>>11196655
It's hard to make Steven raping any of the gems believable. But it would be appreciated.

Why do so always feel angry?

Post head cannons /sug/
They don't have to be related to Steven Universe

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>>11196502
kill yourself

>>11196719
probably has to do with being as far as decided (even more like)

>>11196388
That's really sweet, thank you. You're nice to talk too.

Thanks a lot for the suggestions. I'll read them when I get the chance.
>>11196469
>>11196568
I'm not good enough at korean to translate it, I'm sorry.

>>11196757
Lars is Pink Diamond

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Love you /sug/

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>>11196757
Is this a cannon?

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>>11196671
>soon enough lapis feels a little pity
>they offer to build her her own room
>they build a doghouse right outside the barn
>keep inside on a leash so she doesn't run off and kill herself
>peridot can still hear them fucking loud and clear

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>>11196781
I don't care

>>11196757
Venom and Quiet survived Outer heaven, and Kaz made a deal with Liquid. They all retired and run a giant hamburger chain

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>>11196757
L A R S
I S
T R A N S
(pretty much canon at this point tho)

>>11196757
https://youtu.be/Hp2UI_6G6XY

>>11196757
The Gems gemstones are erogenous zones.

>>11196827
Venom and Quiet get married

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>>11196655
We need a bold writefag to greentext this shit UP

Lapis learns what it's like to be on the receiving end for once

>>11196827
>>11196876
>tfw you haven't played 5 in a year, and people have probably stolen everything

>>11196757
The Great Beings created the gems.

>>11196845
And if two Gems bump their gemstones together, it's extremely stimulating. They call it "Clanging".

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i colored a drawing from a certain anon

>>11196884
fuck man there's already too many i want to write

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>>11196671
>>11196819
It might be normal for human parents to fuck their children but it isn't for gem parents.

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>>11196954
GUESS WHO CLANGED YOUSE MOMMA LAZ NIGH

DIS GEM RIGH HEEUH

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Confess your SU related sins.

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>>11196757
YD's flat as a board

>>11196998
I'm going to pay money for a peridot commission

>>11196998
I used to tolerate shitdot

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>>11196954
what if you touch your sister's gem with your gem?

>>11197005
What's going on with her...
Dress? Thing?

>>11196998
I thought the show was shitty and generic when i first saw the ads on CN

>that time where someone won a small lotto and paid people to shitpost on /sug/
>those two times where someone stuck a sharpie up their butt when requested
>that time where someone bought anons steam games on christmas or new years'

>>11196998
I like Sadie's Song

>>11196336
Still can't wait to see some major spoilers in this episode since its probably airing out of order
Like lars being back on earth
Or they casually mention who actually killed PD

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>>11197036
>that third panel
Steven got hot

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>>11196998
I like worst diamond

>>11196998
I used to ship lapidot until Beta and I waifued Peridot for a total of one episode (CnR) then I didn't like her again.

>>11196998
Garnet being a fusion makes me more tempted by her.

>>11196998
> I like Peridot
> Sadie's Song is nowhere near the worst episode since it A) Features Barb and B) Has one of the catchiest songs in the show
> I have no problem with Townie episodes so long as they're fun

>>11196774
Aw thanks, you're making me blush :3

No problem, you should also read Watamote if you haven't, it's my favorite manga.

>>11196887
feets

>>11196964
I like it! saved

>>11196998
the avatarfags have made me hate seeing their respective characters

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>>11196998
I pass gas constantly whenever an episode is on. Nonstop sudden, violent farting. I have killed several small animals this past season alone due to the fumes.

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>>11196998
I've forgotten that Connie exists multiple times.
I've written a really shit AU for this show.
I like townie episodes.
I'm a filthy shipper.

>>11196998
Here comes a thought is a trash song and estelle can sing non rap
Rebecca cant sing either
Peridot is still my waifu
both of you is a far Superior song to its over, isn't it?

>>11197068
>Make sure you aren't a controversial leader Dewey, like when WD secretly ordered the execution of PD

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>>11196998
I used to be really obsessed with amedot, I still dont know why considering ive never liked peridot

>>11196998
I masturbate to connie porn

>>11197160
I honestly agree with all of your confessions. Both of You especially.

>>11197160
>Here comes a thought is a trash song
>Rebecca cant sing
I knew perifags had bad taste, but I didn't think it was bad.

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>>11197166
Yes please
Gimme those spoilers

>>11197160
Both of those middle opinions are shit.

>>11196884
>Lapis woke up from one of her naps and saw Peridot packing her bags
"What are you packing your bags for?"
"Camp Pining Con! Steven bought me a ticket!"
>a chill ran down Lapis's spine
>if Steven bought the ticket, then he knew Lapis would be alone
>in fact, he must have done it for that exact purpose
>Lapis took off and started to fly away, but then someone caught her foot
>Steven
"Where are you going, Lapis? Aren't you gonna see Peridot off?"
>Lapis wanted to cry for help, but she knew she couldn't
>Peridot would take Steven's side
>the Crystal Gems would take Steven's side
>whenever Steven got like this, she had to grin and bear it
>the instant Peridot's car disappeared on the horizon, Lapis dropped to her knees
"P-please, c-can't we do something else this time?"
>Steven grabbed her by the hair and shoved his cock in her mouth
"Nope."
>as Steven throatfucked Lapis, she started to cry
>Steven wiped away her tears and used them as lube
>Lapis's felt a blast of sand hit the back of her throat
>as Steven pulled out, he held her mouth shut and forced her to swallow it
>Lapis eventually managed to get it down, and she looked to Steven with tearful eyes
"H-how long is Camp Pining Con?"
"We'll have the whole week to ourselves..."
>Steven licked his hand and grabbed his dick
>with his magic spit, he didn't even need to take a break before their next "activity"
"... beach summer fun buddy."

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Finally a cosplay that takes advantage of Lapis' true nature

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>>11197160
The only thing I can agree with here is that last point

I love both of you, zachs voice can be so nice

I sure hope nobody is expecting an australian to stream this ep for you. Why would anyone in the whole country have that set up or a decent enough internet connection to handle it?

>>11197229
Don't Cost Nothin' is the real underrated tune of that episode.

>>11197147
This. I can't even associate Zircon with Zircon anymore. She doesn't even register as a character in SU to me anymore.
When I see her, I just think of her as Galaxy's avatar.

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>>11197192
Here comes a thought is a pretty trash song though.
So is Stronger than you.
Garnet's song are trash by default, because Estelle can't sing. She can barely inflect. A speech synthesizer has about as much melody to its voice as Estelle.

>>11197241
then you spend far too much time here and are exceptionally feeble minded

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>>11196998
I honestly just want SU to get a good, fulfilling end and never be brought back ever again by CN
I've seen enough half-endings and half-assed continuations-past-expiration-date, every time it eats me alive from the inside until the grief subsides as life goes on

also kill yourself

>>11197147
why tho

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>>11197041
Oh dude same, I thought it looked so shitty
Only reason I watched was because I thought amy was cute

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>>11197232
Isn't locanon an Aussie? He's a pretty cool guy I bet he'll do it

>>11197250
Zircon has been in one episode, and the only times I see anyone post fanart of her is when it's Galaxy avatarfagging.

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>>11197225
It's the closest Lapis cosplay to actual canon

>>11196987
Every way to torment Shitdot is the right way

>>11197225
>>11197279
Is that a boy?

>>11197279
it has a penis, doesn't it?
Spot on

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>>11197288
Just like Lapis

>>11196987
But they're all adults, if anything it's completely normal and encouraged.

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>>11197232
Fuck you
Someone best stream it

>>11197268
The first ever clip I saw of SU was Steven saying "WE WOULDN'T HAVE HOT DOOOGS" during Laser Light Cannon. I thought it was another slice of life thing and nearly passed it over for good. Thank Christ I didn't. It's my favorite show now, warts and all.

It's 00:07 right now. At what time is Dewey Wins going to air for my timezone?

>>11197041
Who didn't those ads were fucking shit and constantly spammed the "I SUMMONED MY POWERS BY EATING ICE CREAM!!!!" It made the show look retarded.

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>>11197268
>tfw I began watched the show because of that pearl and garnet wall push

>>11197205
>P-please, c-can't we do something else this time?
>Steven grabbed her by the hair and shoved his cock in her mouth
>"Nope."
I JUST KEKKED OUT LOUD
>Steven wiped away her tears and used them as lube
kej
>sand
god dammit anon

>>11197241
I really hate the way she draws her. Some characters should reman sticcs/twinks

>>11196998
few more
>Zircon looks like a dude and not attractive at all.
>Galaxy can draw well but her lewds aren't attractive
>All avatarfags are fucking attention seeking cunts, this is an anonymous board, stay anonymous.
>Bodypillow posts make me cringe so hard, the thought of having one.
>Jasper was far more in the wrong in the malachite relationship
>I cant see how realistically Jasper could be redeemed without extremely forced or poor writing.
>Garnet is a shit character now, muh fucking fusion bitch, season 1 garnet please return.
>Bismuth was in the right (Obvious SU critical shit but true)

>>11197247
How does someone have such shit taste

first it was the canadians, then the australians

>>11197205
MOAR

>>11197205
YEAH BOI

>>11197268
Is it weird if the reason why I got into SU is because of the Jewniverse YTP's?

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>>11196987
If the crewniverse views Lapis as Jasper's creator/mom that just makes all the jaspis lewds in their likes more spicy

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>>11197225
Hey! She's cute!

>faint adam's apple
Eh... nevermind.

>>11197351
admit youre gay

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>>11197345
not alone here senpai
I actually read jojo because of the jojokes

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>>11197331
>Jasper was far more in the wrong in the malachite relationship
>Bismuth was in the right (Obvious SU critical shit but true)
Zuke or Matt, please leave

>>11197347
Don't post this transmisogynistic art.

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Why is she so cute?

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>>11197331
>bring S1 garnet back
when we didn't know anything about her? Nothing changed much

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>>11197225
>>11197279
>>11197297
enough

I hate myself.

>>11197288
>>11197297
Lars is trans, and Lapis is a twink. I don't know why they don't reveal that already outright.

>>11197328
I like galaxy and her drawings, I just hate the messy hair thing on zircon
Reminds me of what zuke does to "make the characters more attractive"

But obviously artists can do what they want

>>11197345
the first SU related thing I watched was a stets YTP in 2015, which lead to me watching the Stronger Than You scene, which lead to me watching Jailbreak, which lead to me watching the rest of season one and sticking around for the rest of the series

>>11197380
She's made of two cute gems, it doubles the cute.

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>>11197351
Don't be mean to Lapis

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>>11197401
And emerald is a drag queen

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>>11197380
She looks like a cute baby dragon and likes to smile and have fun despite her existence of pure suffering

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>>11197401
AKSHUALLY

>*Lars is a twink
>*Lapis is trans
Chew on it for s while.

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Boo!

all futa Jaspis porn is transmisogynistic? When you post it you are literally killing trans women.

>>11197431
What flavor is her penis?

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>>11197439
so... either way, lapis has a penis

>>11197494
Lapis is a trans boy.

>>11197494
and she deposits it into steven's boihole daily

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>>11197347

>>11197529
Lapis must be glad to have such a flat chest. It's really going to help with his transition.

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Fusions were the best and worst thing to ever happen to SU

I hate you all so much

>>11197603
Hey, are you that Bread guy?

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>>11197603
Thanks, You too

>>11197603
Love you too, Anon.

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>>11197494
I can't believe it's really canon.

>>11197486
double kill

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>>11197599
I guess.

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>>11197458
do not spook the bug! do not walk into her room without permission either!

>>11197621
I bet you wouldn't look a real trans girl in the eyes.

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>>11197678
Sleeping nude isn't lewd you prude.

>>11197684
If she were decently passing I'd hit it.

Ok, listen up fags.

It's about 9:35 am on Australia right now, and the episode will air on 18:35, that means 9 hours to go live.
And it's 7:35 in Hong Kong now, where the episode will air at 17:00 local time, so 9 hours and 25 minutes from now.
You can do the math for your time zones.

And we still don't have a stream.

>>11197147
That's pretty fucking sad. How much a little bitch do you have to be to let avatarfags keep you awake at night or to piss you off?

>>11197721
Forgot both links
https://www.foxtel.com.au/tv-guide/grid/2017/08/25/1700
http://nowtv.now.com/epg/?lang=en

Why do you people like penis so much?

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>>11197710
As long as no one makes the fact you're sleeping.. In your bed.. naked...
Awkward or sexual.

>>11197721
either way im gonna go to school early so im gonna miss it.

>>11197714
the concept of "passing" is like really transphobic.

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>>11197721
>our first lost episode

>>11197773
kek

>>11197331
>All of this bait being just senselessly thrown out there.
You spent your bucket of worms too soon.

jasper is only good in fan interpretations only going off of canon she's little more than a 1 dimensional antiblack caricature.

>>11197786
>antiblack
>is black
Jasper is a trump supporter, ugh.

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>>11197598
>his
stop

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>>11197827
Not just a supporter

>>11197768
>>11197721
misseps said on the forums he has a stream, but hes most likely going to record it and post it later rather than share the stream link. Unless someone here can find a stream link

What is it EST, I'm too lazy to convert it spoonfeed me.

>>11197862
7:57 pm

>>11197835
Don't post pics of Lapis's vag. You're going to make him cry.

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>>11197873
I mean the episode.

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>>11197835
Why do you post adulterated photos of Lapis?

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in case you're non believers

>>11197908
>not sharing the stream
reeeeeeeeeee

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post pictures of lapis

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>>11197883
>>11197899
stop

>>11197529
>>11197598
love you /sug/

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>>11197933

>>11197939
Why is there white liquid coming out of Lapis' ass

>>11197887
around 5 am EST i think

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>>11197933

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post non-porn pictures of lapis

- a trans boy who loves lapis

>>11197949
because that's were the vagina milk comes out, duh

>>11197949
ANAL FLUID

>>11197837
Jasper is literally Trump and is killing black and trans people
I'm literally shaking writing this

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I am 0% hyped for this episode. I know it will be pointless filler.

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>>11197933
>>11197970
I was gonna do that anyway.
>>11197947
Blonde hair really doesn't work on Lapis.

>>11197947
that's rose from homestuck

>>11197949
Well, lapis has wings, so one could reason that she is actually part bird.
Which means that Lapis has a cloaca.
It's her poopiss.

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>>11197978
It's time you know your place, Amber

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>>11197991
i love this official art, makes me nostalgic for times of mirror gem

>>11197973
Oh silly me

>>11197975
>>11197996
Oh...oh dear..

>>11197493
Lime obviously

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>>11197933
>>11197970
here she is being trans

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKQXr1sUFaQ&t=389s

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>>11198013
Those were simpler times. I miss them.

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>>11197949
She started to get wet from her ass pussy

>>11198037
These are like McDonalds theories at this point.

Apparently Ian, Matt, and Ben are gonna be in the next podcast.

>>11197619
Why do you love me? I hate you.

>>11198069
>Ian
I hope he does or says something funny about McKenzie.
>Matt
Eww

>>11198037
That doesn't mean I can't love you.

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>>11197933
kill yourself

>>11198069
ben who

>>11198069
I want just Ian and Sugar.

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>>11197939
kill yourself

>>11198112
>>11198128
Pedo.

>>11198119
The other writer, Matt's life partner. They're working together on that Creek show.

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There's too much blue in these threads

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>>11197962
kill yourself

>>11198128
>got tricked into posting Blushmallet art
Ha!
Who's the fool now?

>>11197992
>blonde lapis looks like Rose
>Peetle is a jade mother with insect-like biology

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>>11198037
do people still believe this? HE WAS NAKED ON-SCREEN

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>>11197970
kill yourself

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>>11198013
kill yourself

>>11198165
>>11198174

thanks senpai

>>11198164
People still don't believe it. Wouldn't he need scars on his chest to show that he is trans? Other than that, I've heard comments claiming that he had no dick, which is a stupid argument

>>11198122
They'd probably start fucking half through the interview.

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Post >yfw qt 3.14 gf

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>Now then, Gems? Gems?! If you would just calm down for a second, I will explain everything. Now first off, if you're wondering about your bindings, I found this lovely little recording explaining how the compound that makes up the adhesive in duct tape interferes with your abilities to shapeshift and mainfest your weapons, etc. Now then, to the question I bet you're the most curious about; Why? You see, I recently got into contact with another one from your species, someone who called herself 'Yellow Diamond' I think. She explained how she had intended to, as she put it, crush this miserable little mudball of a planet to stardust. Naturally, since I quite enjoy living here, I asked if we could make some form of bargain to, you know, not destroy this planet. That's when she told me about you. So long story short; in exchange for handing over you three 'rebels', I not only ensure that this planet stays intact, but it'll also net me the title of 'Planetary Ambassador'. I'm not 100% sure what that means, but it sounds important (not to mention well-payed)! So yeah, as you can understand, your sacrifice is needed to secure my w- I mean this planet's well-being! What was that? You'll have to speak louder if I'm to hear you behind those gags! Steven? Connie? Oh, you mean those two little brats? Oh please, we managed to take down all three of you, I hardly think we have to worry about two scrawny kids messing up our plans! Now if you please, I have to go plan my first move as 'ambassador'! Toodles!

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>>11198150
Red gems are all the same, Orange gems have no space for others, Yellow gems are too snarky for anyone to handle their malarkey, Green gems are too obnoxious for handling such toxic behavior.
But blue gems? All nice and kind, calm and saucy when needed, they're just right and especially tight.

>>11198190
>they start the podcast right when Ian and Rebecca start to climax
>McKenzie just in awkward silence

>>11198111
Do you mean it?

>>11198187
He could just been really flat chested. His mom seems pretty flat. I don't believe the theory myself, but it's not impossible.

>>11198187
I think the hormones get rid of the boobs

what I don't get is that there's two much more obvious trans characters that they don't even bother with

>Steven is a woman trapped in a boy's body who acts feminine, cross-dresses and once sang a song about how he wanted to be a [giant] woman
>Amethyst wrestles, has doubts about whether or not she belongs in an all-female species, and has turned herself into a man multiple times and even made a long-term habit of it

>>11198164
...peetle needs to populate earth with her insect babies? and is lesbians with lapis?

>>11198241
Yes. :3

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LARS IS NOT TRANS! HE HAS A NICE AND LONG UNCUT COCK AND I'M GONNA SUCK IT IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT TRANS

>>11196954
Wait a minute, Garnet was clapping during The Test...
Oh my.

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>Lapis squirmed and grunted on the ground fighting against the dcuct tape holding her prisioner as two of her assailants stood over her. Very soon she was joined, on the floor, by a similarly bound Peridot. Peridot snatched at her bound hands and feet and screamed all variety of insults at their attackers trough the duct tape over her mouth
>MM HMM NM! HMM HHMN!
>Lapis,meanwhile,glared at her and Peridot´s captors, grimacing at the feeling of duct tape wrapped around her balled up fists and the sight of tape similarly holding peridots fists. Lapis growled under her breath as she stared at the leader of the attackers.

>>11198292
>I'M GONNA SUCK IT IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT TRANS
ok, i'll wait

>>11198276
>PeetlexLapis
Is there any art for this?

White Diamond browses the Su equivalent of 4chan.

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>>11198009
Wow I guess they starved her for like a year in this pic
Don't be fatfobic, post healthy, real woman Ambers

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>>11197991
I prefer this.

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>ywn be the sticc that gets carried around in a relationship

lars may not be trans but he's definitely a bisexual bitch boy
>b-buck dewey!

>>11198280
I love you too.

>>11198273
>implying they already don't have multiple trans steven pictures already

>>11198187
Tits can get flatter with binding, esp since he and his mom are skinny and flat
Or had a surgery through a hole around his nipples
shit, captcha : Adell TRANSITO

>>11198273
Does the Purple Puma have a masculine varguba?

>>11198348
Then lose weight tubby.

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>>11198337
Brown Lapis has to best my favorite human gem interpretation.

>>11198391
Sugar has said Amy makes a penis for Purple Puma.

>>11198276
At what point does she turn into a twilight parody?

god, I keep getting reminders of just how fucking dated homestuck is.

sburb came on a disk, they used game faqs, equius was a brony. All the jokes about bill cosby

>>11198391
hyena clit like jasper

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Lapis is ____

>>11198419
a THOT!

>>11198392
Even with weight loss some people just can't be sticc.

Diaper.

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>>11198419
fat and on my dick.

I wish that Amber had drawn more gemgina before being hired.

>>11198419
My wife.

>>11198437
Is there some stipulation where the crew can't post NSFW?

>>11198432
Diaperposting when

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>>11198419
Flat!

>>11198461
Hopefully never.

>>11198461
Diaper posters old come.

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>>11198461
never

>>11198317
keep going

>>11198461
where's connie when she's needed?

>>11198467
>Was in the thread where this was drawn
I've been here too long.

>>11198448
I think so, yes.

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>>11198404
Same famalam

>>11198483
its just an extract from a fanfiction i found online. sadly, its not about bondage, but about an AU biult by some autistic fan with their OCS. But the bondage parts are hot. It continues here.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12110900/25/Steven-Universe-Connie-and-the-B-Team

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>>11198501
Do you remember who did it, or if you have more pics?

>>11198531
oopsie peaaawl chu made a messy in chu diapie ^w^ such a naughty baby

>>11198548
no

anyone know a fic of connie wetting herself? it's clear that I'm never going to see a pic so I need something to get off

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You know what, with all of the nazi posting lately I've been wondering.

What would the SU version of Casablanca be like?

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>>11197970

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>>11198573
yus! :3

>>11198526
They never give a name or a blog. They only the ones you have as far as I know.

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Why are there three fags spamming that useless piece of shit

Hey, does anyone have that Waifu chart template? I need it.

>>11198627
What's that thing in Peridot's hands?

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>>11198632
There's a larger one too.

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>>11198604
Did you saved drawings from that time? It's a pain having to search in the old booru