/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #47 >Und

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>She want to be impaled by this.

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>mostly writefags in these threads
>people started posting pictures of single females in threads
>no new human on anthro pictures and they are even rarely posted now

>>11192579
>no new human on anthro pictures and they are even rarely posted now
That's because those pictures were rare in the first place, thus the dependency on writefaggotry since the beginning of this general.

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>>11192579

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>>11192127
Would you a chubby piggy gf?

Somewhat related, some Anon in the Sonic thread is writing a series of human on Sonic girl stories he just posted a 40 page chapter featuring Amy fucking Anon

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_e1cZxLclgualktS0QxR1oxc2s

>>11193388
>40 pages
We need to figure out a way to weaponize the collective autism of the Sonic fandom

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Would you fuck your waifurs nipples?

Anyone have any cute stories where a guy introduces there furry girlfriend to there parents or friends? Or the girl introduces him to there parents or friends? Would love to see there reactions.

>>11193543
A weapon to surpass the metal gear

>>11192579
Human male on anthro female is actually fucking rare as shit as a fetish. And most people who are interested in it get shat on by the general public for it.

Which is funny, because nowadays thanks to (((a certain tribe))) its supposedly generally acceptable for a woman to fuck animals of every type; be they anthropomorphic wolves, downright actual dogs or walking chimapnzees.

>>11193850
Boobs don't work like that though

>>11192127
Strong anon is back from work and school
Continuing
also last little bit of violence

>Be Clara
>youre speeding to anons house
>you dont care if the police try to stop you
>he needs you now more than ever
>you pull into his street and drive past the news van, the firetruck and a few cop cars
>one officer see you and walks up to you as you get out of the car
>"Ms. Zaya?"
"yes thats me" you answer him
"hi, im officer johnson, i tried talking to Anon but he's un.. predisposed so i thought i would talk to you"
>Predisposed?
>"uhm ok. any Idea whos did this? also is my family safe?" you ask
>"we have a patrol car near your parents house, as for who did this, a group already claimed responsibility for it. the call themselves the Societly Holding Against Mixing or i guess SHAM for short"
>"ok thank you officer. uhm Where is anon?" you ask politely
> he sighs "follow the yelling"
> you do hear a distinctive yell of incomprehensible words
>> you follow them to find Anon in the park behind his former house with a 2x4 of wood beating a tree and yelling a string of Curses
>"FUCKINGTWATSWALLOWSHITSTAINSHOMWOWWHORINGCUNTBITERS"
> Where did he even find a 2x4? you werent going to ask
>He seems to either want to cut down the tree with the 2x4 or cause it to break
>neither are happening
>"FUCKINGCUNTS!" He yells as he throws the 2x4 into the inferno that was once his house
>"A GROUP CALLED SHAM! SHAM! WHERE THE FUCK IS VINCE TELLING ME ITS SUPER ABSORBENT!?"
>"A-anon" you say timidly
>WHAT?! he yells
>you recoil from him
>he realizes what he did and softens up a bit
>"s-sorry Clara" i didn't me-"
>you cut him off
>"its ok" you walk forward and hug him around the waist
>everything he had from his family had been in the house
>every momento from his travels
>every award he had won for his service
>no wonder he was mad
>he hugs back
it'll be ok

~~~
A week Later
>Be anon
>luckily you had insurance and your El camino had been getting painted when SHAM burnt your house down

>>11194595
>Those idiots were caught like 4 hours later too
>turns out they were a bunch of rednecks who traveled from like 3 states over in a truck with "SHAM" painted on the side
>Clara's Parent were letting you stay at their house
>John had actually warmed up to you somewhat
>plus a huge outreach from The Anthro Community
>kickstarters, Gofundme pages, one company even offered to put in a full Anthro friendly bathroom and sponser your streams as long as you talked about them
>that was all great but your biggest Supporter in All of this was Clara
>when you two werent snuggling video gaming or having Sex she was talking to different groups to try and get back things
>"can you recover pictures from a burn out computer harddrive? "can we get New copies of the award Anon earned"
>stuff like that
>you had to drop all your classes though
>all your school stuff was Extra crispy
>but all that is behind you now or at least it doesnt matter
>you have date night planned!
>a Surprise date night at that
>well Clara knew you were going on a date but she didnt know where
>you had prepared everything
>painted El Camino, roll-able memory foam mattress, a few blankets, a good radio, and plenty of snacks.
>She was getting dressed as you laid out on her....your shared bed
>tough sleeping on a twin size again
>"What do i wear? how formal are we talking here Anon" she says in an annoyed voice
>she hates surprises or rather hates not knowing what they are.
>"something comfortable, maybe that one skirt? the one that blueish?" you reply
>"fine, just get out while I change"
>"Comeon i love watching you get dressed" you say in mock sadness
>"you seen me naked hundreds of times"
>ive seen the sunrise hundreds of times, doesnt make it any less beautiful" you say as she shoos you out the door and closes it
>fine then
>you go down stairs
>john is in the kitchen reading news on his tablet
>"Anon! just the man i wanted to see" He says, beckoning you over
>"you are good man"
>hes been drinking

>>11193965
They should. We need more holes.

>>11193543
I'd rather they just keep writing smut

>>11194844
>"you take good care of her, even in light of this tragedy against you" he has one hand on your shoulder
>"Soo when we get grandcubs ey?"
>OH GOD
>you play it cool though
>"when Clara and i have a place to call home together" you say
>he seems satisfied with this answer
>"good good good" he rambles
>youre saved by Stacy who pops he head in
>"John dear maybe we should get you to bed" she has him by the shoulders and is leading him
>"she turns back to you
>"Have fun you two" say says
>You will
>"ok Anon im ready" Clara is walking down the stairs
>you always stare
>shes wearing a beautiful black top that shows off just enough cleavage and her dark blue Skirt with lace around the bottom
>her usual Black framed glasses replaced with a sleeker thinner frame
>you smile at her
>"you look gorgeous"
>"you always say that"
>"and i always mean it"
> she kisses you
>"lets go" you say as you hold open the front door for her
>she walks over to your jepp
>"nup wrong car love" you say as you walk to your el camino
>she looks confused
>""What? Why?"
>"Secret" you answer with a finger to your lips
>She rolls her eyes are she gets in
> you start the car up and it lets out a hearty roar
>American Muscle cars are the best (fuck you if you think otherwise)
>you drive a short way to a Sushi restaurant as you discuss the legal proceedings of SHAM and how stupid their name is
>she looks at you disappointed "sushi? thats it"
>you smile as you head inside
>this sushi place isnt a sitdown place but has good sushi
>"Order for anon?" the Anthro red panda behind the counter yells
>"here" you say as you walk up and grab the order
>Clara looks confused as you walk back to the car
>"What have you got planned Mister"she says coyly, wrapping her tail around your arm as you drive
Stuff

2 hours later
>youve drive pretty far from the city
>you both ate sushi as you drove (your idea)
>you told jokes laughed and had fun
>but the main event is coming up shortly

>>11194955
smut granted

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>>11192127
>using the 7 am note to self as the title for the rat story
heh. If you can remember for next thread, change that to the new title I change it to: "True Heroics"

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>>11195136
and here's the link again alongside the picture that inspired it more if anyone missed it. Now back to writing chickenman.
https://pastebin.com/dktCsKae

>>11195136
>>11195158
>Really like idea of a rat story
>Committed to writing spider green at the moment.

Just do the idea justice, anon.

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>>11195072
>American Muscle cars are the best (fuck you if you think otherwise)
>Mousguy's anon ̶c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ drives a pontiac '88
We need american muscle in these threads. Also pretty sure I've seen you in the s/fur threads before mous.

>>11195072
>"Where are we?" she asks you
the problem with modern society is they got rid of the drive in movie, there were only a few left way outside of cities
>you were pulling into one now though
>Her eyes light up
>"NO WAY"
>shes bouncing her ears perked and her tail wrapped around your wrist
>you smile
>"surprise!"
>she smiles "ok i love it but why the el camino? the jeep has more space"
> you drive towards the back and then back the car into your respective space
>"uhm Anon the movie is the other...." she says before it dawns on her
>she whacks your arm
>"you sneaky cunt" she says as she gets out
>here you are, perfect date night set
>you unroll the matteress in the bed of the el camino, get up a few pillows, throw a few blankets in it put the radio on the cab (audio in drive-in movie theaterss is via radios to get sound to the audience in case you didnt know)
> you have set up an comfy outdoor bed in the bed of your el camino
>complete with some sushi and blankets for snuggling
>shes bouncing as you set up the makeshift bed
>you smile as she crawls in and you turn on the radio and tune it to the frequency for movie audio
>you get in after her
>there you both are, cuddled together in the crisp night air, in the bed of an el camino watching a movie
>Shes got her arms around your arm, her tai around your body , her head leaned against you
>bliss


>about half an hour into the movie she shifts
>shes crawling over you
>She plops herself down into your lap and wraps your arms around her
>"its much comfier this way" she says
> you cant argue although her prefect ass is now right up against your crotch
>she notices this and starts slowly grinding on you
>"whats wrong anon? you look distracted,
maybe i should see what bothering you?"
>she disappears under the blankets
>"Hey Clara Wha-a-a-at" is all you can sputter out before she attacks you with her mouth
>Shes under the blankets licking you
> her tongue used to scare you a bit, after all its a bit like sandpaper

>>11195393
naw. believe it or not before this story ide never posted before nor written

>>11195418
aw well im drunk. yes is 2 pm
fuck you im tired but i dont want to try to hamfist a good story while drink. let alone a good lewd story. ill be lurking though

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>>11195382
That's all I wrote man. I don't have the time to try and do more green stuff while I take inspiration from you and write a story that's going to blueball anons that are waiting for smut for as many chapters as possible.

>>11195393
>that specific filename
>s/fur
Well hi there anon. And yeah, that's me. I'm posting more here because I really on lurk on the s/fur now.

>>11193935
It isn't impossible to find, the problem is that people don't tag humans usually. I can't even begin to name how many furry chicks get railed by human cocks in photos, but the tags don't mention human at all. E6's human on anthro tag helps, but then you have to comb through a see of moderates to get the good stuff.

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>>11195446

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>>11195485
Okay, I've got some more Itsy Bitsy Spider green if anyone is interested.

>It's six in the morning, your shift just ended and you feel as if you could lay down and die. Still, there was a slight spring in your step as you shuffle down the pavement in a groggy haze of weariness.
>Your boss had been texting you praises for the last couple of minutes -- apparently filling in for your two ill co-workers had saved him from going ass-first into the frying pan.
>Crime around these parts was fairly high, and a mall without a security guard would be fair game to thieves looking for an easy haul. If the mall got robbed, then the shit emanating from the aftermath would flow directly onto your boss.
>Considering how many robberies there were around here, an unoccupied mall wouldn't have stood a chance. You'd just saved your boss from a shit-sundae and now he was sucking your dick like you'd just turned water into 7Up
>Feels good to be appreciated.
>For once...
>A twinge of depression nips at your heels, and you kick it away almost instantly.
>Nope, not today. Today you were going to be happy. You were going to go home, sleep like the dead and wake up a new man. No more tearing up at memories, no more dwelling on the past.
>This dilapidated shithole of a neighbourhood was your home now, and by God you were going to make the best of it.
>You make a detour towards the local coffee shop, suddenly deciding you're in the mood for something hot, sweet and full of artificial flavourings. Last you checked they were still selling those triple-fudge lattes, and you have a hankering for some heart-attack fuel.
>Anon taking inspiration from me.
Y-you too.

And what you've got so far is pretty good, so don't sweat it.

>>11195753
Kinda fucked that up (sorry, it's been a long motherfucking day and I'm feeling completely smashed)

That last line was directed to this writefriend >>11195485

Anyways here's the rest of what I've written. It isn't much, sorry about that. I've just not had many chances to write.

>It's early in the morning, so the queues are relatively short. You get your drink, pick a chair outside and take a long, satisfying swig, filling your mouth with the flavour of caramel, fudge, chocolate and caffeine.
>The taste of the American dream.
>You lean back into your chair and breathe in the crisp, morning air, closing your eyes as the sun crests the cityscape and bathes you in its refreshing warmth.
>Then the scrape of the chair opposite you ruins the moment, and you open your eyes to a whole lot of nope.
>Gina is sat at the other side of the table, clasping a fresh 'meat-mocha' in her hands and leering at you in a way that would've been creepy even if she wasn't a massive fucking spider. "Hey, Anon!" she chirps in a happy-go-lucky fashion which you were starting to think was just her default voice.

>>11195820
I'm wondering how creepy actual arthropod anthros would be. I don't get panic attacks from seeing a spider but they do creep me out. I run away from any flying insect that's armed with a stinger.
Yet, I love bee and wasp anthros. Spiders, not so much, but they don't really creep me out if they're fluffy.

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>>11195485
>blueball anon is inspiring mousguy
>going to blueball anons that are waiting for smut for as many chapters as possible
>has been hinting at not having cute tiger gal get the D
I swear to god mous, if you write 20+ chapters of "and then he pushed jasmine back into the friendzone" I'm going to write beastfucker on your driveway and send a housewarming gift through your window.

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>>11195923
I was kind of going for the fluffy vibe like pic related, but wanted to add an air of creepiness so that Anon's arachnophobia came off as a little more believable.

I will say that I don't enjoy writing this as much as the fatbat green, tho. Maybe it's because I'm still early in the story or something, or maybe it's because the subject is spiders and I fucking hate spiders.

>>11193203
>It's date night
>She chooses the restaurant
>It's a buffet
>She gets five plates full of food while there
>You talk about how your days have been
>Dinner is done, she gets three plates of dessert
>She chips in on the bill
>Ask that you take her back to her house, leftovers in tow
>You cuddle on the couch together, watching movies
>She falls asleep from all the eating
>She snores, but has the cutest snort
>You drift off into dreamland with your piggy in a blanket by your side.

Short but I wanted to contribute to the thread in some way.

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A greentext from a bug thread a few weeks ago. Bee in pic related.
>somehow, you manage to anger your bee gf
>she jumps on you when you turn around, buzzing and hissing angrily while trying to hit you with her small stinger-less abdomen
>you decide to cheer her up and run around with her piggybacking on you
>it's fun at first until you try to run out of the room and the doorframe stops against your bee girl
>you apologise profusely, trying to explain to her that you didn't want to smash her head against the lowered ceiling
>"You just had to jump around like an idiot when I was on you, you jerk."
>she is even angrier than before, applying a cold, wet towel on her forehead she bashed herself into
>you try to hug her but she backs away
>you do it again and don't let go this time
>"Well, if my words and good will don't pass as an apology--"
>"They don't."
>"--Would a cake be enough for you to at least consider forgiving me?"
>she seems to relax in your grasp and it takes her a few seconds to speak up
>"...with strawberries?"
>"With strawberries."
>she looks up at you
>"...and a lot of streusel?"
>"The whole thing'll be covered in streusel."
>she smiles
>"Consider it a deal, then. But you're still a jerk."
>cue a long, gentle kiss during which her feelers brush against your hair
>no wonder she likes sweet food when she tastes so sweet herself

>>11195993
Yeah, I much prefer mantises or bees when it comes to insects. I don't know why. Keep going, though, the story sounds great so far.

>>11195753
ayeee i didnt go overboard with the violence in >>11194595
did i?

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>>11195993
I just wanted to let you know that spiders pretty much hear through their hair. Also it's probably because you hate them. You should do a second part to fatbat one day that's less sex and more slice of life or something.

>>11195926
>implying you can stop me from teasing everyone
Every time you get blue balled I add 3 chapters to her even seeing his nuts. Try me.

>>11196241
I liked it. The sham wow joke actually surprised me.

>>11196280
ah good. that was all i had planned violence wise. anyway. night

Sleep well everyone. ill be waking up when you all go to sleep. keep th thread live and whatnot

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>>11196280
I will say that you're going to force me to write faster and actually do things rather than be lazy since you're posting so regularly. I can't make snide jokes about trying not to stare at the guy in the car next to you not grasping the finer points of how to get road head if you keep doing so much great work.

>>11195609
source pls?

>>11196241
Nah, It's okay. It's gotten Anon into Clara's house, so I imagine it'll lead to some more character development for the parents.

>>11196280

>More fatbat
I probably won't do something the same size as the first with Ruth as one of the main characters, but I wouldn't be opposed to writing a couple of shorts after I'm done with Spodergrill.

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>>11196329
Someone got a hold of clara's phone and took a few pictures from it.

>>11196354
>short stories as a way to return to old stories
If mous keeps up his attempts to wrangle all the stories he can into a single universe, on top of you writing shorts from time to time, I'll straight up die. I'm rather surprised by the sudden rise in greens and green requests being filled.

>>11196280
>Every time you get blue balled I add 3 chapters to her even seeing his nuts. Try me.
You're a demon.

>>11193850
>>11194914
go to the /dsl/ thread. they've got lipples

>>11196643
I don't get it...... claras phone?

>>11196643
is that yur fap folder?

WHY ONLY GREENTEXT WRITERS

>>11192579
Well I'm shit at drawing guys aside from the dick, and even then only when it's halfway in a girl's vagoo-goo

>>11197204
More collective (you)s for a portion of the effort.

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>>11196329
>>11196643
>>11196679
https://e621.net/post/show/452107/2014-anthro-areola-big_breasts-blue_eyes-breasts-d

>and then proceeded to upload them

>how rude

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>>11197405
Some people just want to watch the world burn.

>>11197339
>going to e6 and typing in human_on_anthro is hard
Some people just want to write a story for other people anon. Some people want to write a long one. Trying to craft a skill that could lead to more threads and bumps is just dumb though, I guess.

>>11198385
And some just want to blueball everyone as long as possible.

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>>11198423
Blueball anon has a rep to keep up.

>>11193850
I don't think so. I've never thought that could be healthy.

>bats eat spiders
>Ruth makes a cameo in the spider story
>literally kills and fucking eats Gina
>it turns out the reason she is a fatbat is because she is a serial killer who kills anthro spiders then eats the corpse

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discordapp.com/invite/vWss7CF

>>11200816
fuck off, discords are cancer that kill generals

>>11200816
>makes a discord
>posts shotashit
wew

>>11194844
I have a point of criticism here, hope you don't mind.

This story is too perfect. Not perfectly written, but the events that happen to our dear Anon are 95% perfect. There's a lack of conflict. Early on we get the idea that human/anthro relations are not perfect. Anon doesn't give a shit. This would be a lot of fun, but it's never hard for him to not give a shit. He smashes through the concept of conflict without any effort. Later we find that Clara's parents may not like their relationship. Anon is a war hero (which I appreciate, it's not something that gets the attention that it used to) and he just brushes aside any resistance with no effort. Not only is anon a war hero, with very minor PTSD, a can do can't be bothered attitude, and a physically fit body, he's also really well off which is odd for a soldier even if he is collecting disability and dumped his parents' capital into investments before enlisting.

Now we get to the point where his house burns down. Oh good, I thought, now something crappy is happening to Anon that will actually take some effort to overcome. Nope. Solved while not even in Anon's perspective.

Maybe it's just me liking main characters that suffer through things a lot, but this whole thing seems like it's too easy. I'm not even suggesting that you change it, making the piece have more problems to face would change the tone in a way that may not work. Just my two cents, take it or leave it as you will.

lithoCoff here.

Writing the Roman-Anon story. Hitting a couple of bumps though, so I'll post what I have and continue later when I have time to write again.

Basically it's gonna be
>Implied FxF Lynx on Fox, Human on Lynx, Human on Fox
>Once you were your own people.
>Once your had been masters of the tundra.
>Once you had lived relative peace with your neighbors.
>The merchant lords, masters of trade, had been more cordial with your own people for the longest time.
>They traded with you, fought with you, fought with each other, a delicate balance that was never in your favor.
>You coffers ran dry from constant battle with the other peoples of the tundra. Always the merchant lords kept record of your debts.
>Until you could no longer pay, and they came to collect with force.
>Slave-Warriors and mercenaries swept aside your disciplined, but weakened ranks of soldiers like a scythe reaping a ripe harvest.
>Your people are no longer masters of the tundra. No longer masters of anything.
>Your lands belong to the merchant lords now, the Fox People of the Hills.
>Your existence continues with their permission, you serve them to the best of your ability. There is no other life.


Also
>>11195158
Bookmarking this. Huge Warhammer buff, I might write some humanxfemSkaven later when I can think of a proper enough story.

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>>11201134
>You are Mataya Mali
>That was your birth name.
>You’re people have their own name for many things.
>The overlords just call you ‘Brown Cats’ for the mix of browns that make your coat.
>Or ‘Shit Cats’ when they think you can’t hear. You can.
>They took the name of your people and gave you a new name.
>They took your birth name and gave you a new name.
>You are called Ooiku. A name for your station as Sootooki to Lady Min.
> Lady Min, daughter of King Laro, lord of the city-upon-the-hill, the city called Verdant Hills.
>The Fox People do like to give their things pretty names.
>Even the name of your role ‘Sootooki’ is pretty in translation: ‘Serve-Devotion’
>A shame the job is anything but.
>As Lady Min’s Sootooki, you are her closest confidant, her friend, and whipping girl.
>You must do as she says. If you refuse, you are flogged.
>If she what she does breaks the rules, she must be punished. However she cannot be harmed, so her punishment is to watch you be punished.
>If she is caught, you are flogged.
>She learns quick. Seeing your face, the pain you're in, it teaches her a hard lesson.
>It means she has to try much harder not to get caught.
>Despite the harshness of her father, Lady Min seems to have your best interest in mind. Truly in a castle of Fox Folk who seem to take pleasure in watching you suffer, Lady Min is the only one who cares for your well being. She has to. You suffer for her so that nothing blemishes her perfect coat of fur. King Laro intends to marry Lady Min off to a sizeable King’s son for control of more lands so she needs to be perfect.
>She has to be the very picture of a maiden, so training began for her at a young age.
>She was taught how to speak, how to stand, how to walk, and a million other frivolous pointless things
>You were seldom present for her lessons. You weren’t supposed to learn what she was taught.

>>11201177
>You were supposed to be taught what Lady Min would need to survive in the harsh reality of Fox politics. Speak the languages she cannot blemish her tongue with, fight with weapons her dainty paws should never touch, prepare her food, clean her clothes, clean her of filth.
>You need to do what she must not and cannot do. You must see that Lady Min is properly cleaned and dressed every morning. She must look her best for her father, King Laro.
>If King Laro finds her daughter doesn’t look like a proper lady, you are flogged.
>If King Laro thinks you took too long delivering him or his daughter their food, you are flogged.
>If Lady Min gets hurt, and King Laro thinks you could have helped her avoid it, you are flogged.
>If Lady Min’s clothes are soiled, And King Laro thinks it’s your fault, which it always is, you are flogged.
>If King Laro is angry for any reason, you are flogged.
>Lady Min tries to stop them, but when she does, she gets punished. And you get flogged.
>Your back is sore from the constant whippings. Laro seems to be constantly angry nowadays, and he takes his rage out on the closest servant he can find.
>You have the misfortune of never quite disappearing as fast as the other servants in the hold.
>A new threat to the South threatens the Fox Kingdoms holdings.
>It disrupts King Laro’s current trade war with King Tempa, and his ongoing wars against King Shunkor, and King Lairat.
>As the southernmost king among the kingdoms, Laro had gained much of his fundings by trading valuable timber with the wolf tribes that occupied the Ironwood Forests.
>Wolves of tribes too numerous to remember came to King Laro, talking of terrifying enemies that swept their people aside and claimed the Forests, and its valuable Ironwood for themselves.
>King Laro was so upset, he ripped off your shirt and raked his claws against your back, scratching and ripping until you passed out from pain.

>>11201205
>Some of the wolves claim they escaped slavery at the hands of the ‘Roma-folk’.
>The ‘Roma-Folk’ came from nowhere, clad in the pelts of their fallen brothers, speaking a lilting language they called ‘Lahteenee’. They swept the Thanes aside and burned the meeting houses, dragging its people away to be enslaved.
>Laro demanded you learn it. The best way to deal with any enemy was to speak with them.
>It was hard, the language was structured differently than Wolfish, Todlin or Felim, and had words for things that didn’t exist in those languages, likewise had no direct word for other concepts in Wolfish and Todlim. Felim was right out.
>Laro conceived a strategy to retake the forests, writing up an agreement that he would fund a new army for the Wolf-folk, bolstered by warrior slaves and mercenaries, in exchange for total control of the Forests and the lands they live on.
>The Wolf-Folk were in no position to disagree.
>These Roma-Folk would then be forced to agree to trade with him if they wanted anymore of that valuable ironwood.
>And you would negotiate that deal with them.
>Years passed. The Wolf-Folk’s numbers were bolstered with escaped Wolf-Folk, mercenaries from further north, and the deep wells of slave-warriors and war-cats the masters employed.
>You went from stumbling over every word and phrase, to speaking ‘Lahteenee’ fluently.
>Or at least as fluently as the Wolf-Folk who taught you.
>No longer a little girl, you have become a fair maiden by the standards of the Fox-People, but still you are Lady Min’s Sootooki.
>She has more authority now to protect you the whip, but her protection can only go so far.

>>11201205
>The plan went up in smoke when the Wolf-Folk army was defeated at the Battle of the Ruby Dune.
>Laro was angry. Very angry. He made sure you understood how angry he was.
>Lady Min saw to your wounds that night. Every application of healing salve brought fresh pain and tears to your eyes. Fresh scars would be placed over old scars.
>Lady Min cradled your head in her arms until the pain subsided and sleep finally came.
>The Roma-Folk had routed the army, and were now marching to Verdant Hills.
>Laro was...not angry?
>No, he was jubilant.
>Far from the frothing, raging tyrant he was yesterday, King Laro was happy.
>He even gave you a pat on the head! Not a slap! A gentle pat.
>Apparently a leader of the Roma-Folk, one that was key in their victory over Laro’s army was assassinated by a Caluki- a claw-drenched-in-night, courtesy of King Ondas.
>His own castle was besieged and deigned to give Laro aid for the mercenary contracts delivered to him.
>Now this weakened army would reach Verdant hills only to crumble.
>King Laro was ecstatic at this news.
>All he needed was someone to deliver his ultimatum to the Roma-Folk- surrender and be his Warrior-Slaves as compensation for his losses, or be killed.
>He needed someone that could speak the Roma-Folk tongue. For once in his life, he needed you.
>Fear sinks into your gut like a stone. The tales of the Wolf-Folk make the Roma-Folk sound like nightmares.
>And you had to be the one speaking for Laro’s people! And your people!
>Fear almost made you speak against it, but the glint in Laro’s eyes convinced you that any word you spoke would earn you the whip.

Damn character limit...

>>11201248
>You couldn’t sleep last night. You spent it staring out your window. Somewhere out there was an army of monsters waiting to despoil Verdant Hills.
>You kept looking into the dark, expecting to hear the moans of the damned and ranks of shadowy soldiers clad in the still bleeding skins of their enemies.
>It never comes, but it doesn’t assuage your fear. You still know they’re coming.
>The sun rises, the cries of the morning fowl tell you as much. Lady Min stirs from her rest.
>”Ooiku, have you been standing there all night?” she asks.
>”For a lot of it my lady.” you reply.
>”Why do you torture yourself so? Is it because you hear of the Roma-folk?” concern creeping into her voice as she sits herself down as you begin to brush her auburn hair.
>”Yes my Lady. The Wolf-Folk carried such stories, that I fear what they will bring.
>Lady Min shrugs as you apply rose-smelling oil to her fur “You shouldn’t. You heard father. Their greatest leader is dead. Doubtless without such leadership any army will crumble against us.” she dismisses.
>Lady Min lifts her arms as you begin to drape a summer dress on her, one of the latest fashions. You don’t think you can understand it.
>You don’t think you’ll ever understand Fox fashions.

>>11201267
>”King Laro said a leader was dead. Not their greatest. And if they could defeat the wolf army, what does that mean for us?”
>”The wolf army didn’t have strong walls or the thousand extra soldiers.” Lady Min replies without skipping a beat as she fastens the thing you think is a shirt around her chest. “They barely even understood the concept of ‘armor’. Our soldiers are more intelligent and well equipped. The Roma-Folk won’t know what hit them.”
>She stands up, holding you in a close embrace. “Ooiku my dear friend, you are scared to speak to those things. I know. I wouldn’t let father send you to them, but you are the only one left who can speak ‘Lahteenee’. I ask you to be brave. If not for father, than for me.”
>Hearing her reassuring words helps push the fear down. It doesn’t go away, but it no longer consumes you.
>With a heavy sigh you fasten her bracelets. “Of course...my lady.”

>>11200816
Stop trying to shill your discord server every thread.

>>11201281
>It is the year 145 Bello Victam
>You are Anon Anonymous Arius, third son of Anon Anonymous Curio Scaeva, son of Anon Anonymous Taurus of Nova Roma.
>Six years ago you left to join the Legions serving as Broad Stripe Tribune, serving under Legate Augustus.
>A year ago, your legion was summoned for the Northern campaigns against yet another enemy.
>These aren’t like the nomads of the plains, nor the barbaric wolves of the forests.
>This enemy is far more advanced than the tribals of the wastes.
>These are more advanced, building walls of stone. Much like the other people of this land, they walk like humans, speak like humans, but have the traits of an animal.
>These creatures of the North have the traits of foxes.
>The Fox-men have among them lithe creatures, like cats though their bodies seem more adapted to the water than land.
>You learn later on, they are some derivative called ‘Brown Cats’ or ‘Lynxes’ and have served as a client state to the various Fox Kingdoms

And that's as far as I got so far. Getting called away by a lot of other shit so...yeah

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>>11201134
>humanXfemskaven
Aren't they all dieseased and such though, or is all of my 40k research making me thi k of nurgle's cultists? Kinda proud my "literally fucking the chaos out of her" story is liked. Oh, and that spell is a made up one, but I swear to god I remember one that was worded almost exactly the same in how it cranked your instincts and desires up to 11.

>>11201588
Females have it worse in lore since they're twisted to be huge malformed breeding blobs by their own race using warp magic/stones. Most are warp tainted, but a couple clans rock the whole plague/disease thing way more than others.

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>>11192127
I dare you men to make a OLD anon x FEMALE Drampa green

>>11201588
Yeah and Skaven don't normally look svelte and built like a supermodel. I'm gonna take some liberties for the sake of fapfiction

>>11201096
i appreciate the feedback.

i get the story has a more positive than negative feel and was going for a more sexy positive fun story rather than a traditional, story>Buildup>conflict> Climax> build
However if you like i can add a bit more conflict during the next "arc". before i close the story

TL;DR its a sexy short story, not a traditional novel but i can add some stuff if you like

>>11202551
I'm interested in you taking on this guy's idea
>>11202371

>>11202621
hm i already had another story idea for when i bring Claras story to a close

set in a post apocalyptic world where humans are an endangered species, anon meets a (havent decided what kind of anthro) and settles from his wondering type story

not fully formulated though

>>11193203
polaroids don't work like that

>>11202701
actually some do.

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>>11202689
>post apocalyptic
Yes!

Is Mythological Human still being updated?

And so anons
i present you a question.
what Anthro would you like to read about in a post apocalyptic world where you are a wanderer

Set in north america (or whats left of it)
open to any and all ideas although i was currently leaning towards a sabretooth or something

>>11202974
Uhh....how about a mink?

>>11202974
wolverine

>>11202974
Coyote, or maybe bear. Seems most likely aside from rats and roaches.

>>11202992
tf is a mink

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>>11202689
FEMALE SNAILS!! It has to be snails!!

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>>11203000
>>11203000
>>11203000
Trips wins

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>>11203003
This shit right here boi.

>>11203017
i thought snails were hermaphrodites

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>>11202974
Mous here. I see way too few small predator wildcats in general in stories. But my bias, no joke, is a raccoon. Most people don't trust coons. Could make for good humour amidst hardships.

I can't recommend foxes. My bias to a partocular one is a weight I alone must bare. Bear? I dunno. You get what I mean.

>>11202974
Avian mutation

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>>11202974
Eagle for 'murica.

>>11202974
Although it may not be the most 'unique' choice a rat seems to be the most fitting to your setting. That or a raccoon like >>11203201 was saying seems pretty fitting.

>>11201304
Glad you went with the anthro perspective - and is this another Anon from the last one's rediculously long line of Anons?

>>11203515
Yes, it's the 3rd brother, where the original was the 4th brother.

The Anonymous family is huge.

>>11203000
>>11203374
Either of these

>>11202426
I always liked to imagine an alternate universe where skaven where all female and their most prized commodities were the males of other races humans and green skins especially

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>>11204118
Are orks also fungus in warhammer fantasy?
Funny thing about rats is they're rather social and willing to fuck for fun/pleasure. Rat owners have also mention how the females tend to get a bit neurotic if they don't mate often enough. And there's also already a human obsessed skaven clan in the lore too.
Having a setting where anthro females need to raid for human males to breed with can be pretty fun to mess around with too.

>>11193203
only if I could help her become a chubbier piggy gf

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>>11204256
>no fem Splinter fis

>>11204290
fics* Goddammit

>>11204256
Yes and no for the orks the lore now says they are but in older fluff they could have sex and there were female orks

>>11204118
I was thinking more rare mutation that lets females excel in their clan as assassins, seers, or enginseers.

And that the Horned Rat foresaw a great event for Skavenkind that revolved around a human, so they dispatch their best to 'help him'.

But their handwriting is sloppy, she gets confused and winds up liking the mix up a lot more than the real order.

>>11202974
Racoon as a scavenger would be pretty neat.

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Anyone here?
https://youtu.be/6OiMboi7wgE

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>>11205542
The innocence of that picture is perfect.

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This could make for a cute story.

>>11202689
>when i bring Claras story to a close
don't finish it too soon, I like it.

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>thread talking about road head, muscle cars, and fuzzy tits
>people posting road head via a nice pair of fuzzy tits in what may be a muscle car
That and the cozy posting made me smile. Keep it up guys.

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>>11202380
That's an amazingly well done animation. Is that s-purple's new one, or the one he isn't a part of?

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>>11206335
>proper edit

>>11203024
>>11203201
>>11204958
While i already went with Wolverine
im sure the next one after can be racoon

>>11206533
Sauce

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>>11195158

>>11195418
> shes slowly licking up and down your member
>"Clara, we are outside you know" you whisper as she takes the whole thing into her mouth
>you didnt know she could deepthroat like that
>she goes all the way down and all the way up then kisses the tip
>you hear her giggle as you twitch involuntarily
>youre trying your hardest to keep a straight >face as she licks up and down your shaft again
>her tongue is raspy but still very soft
>She takes your cock back into her mouth and bobs up and down again, wrapping her tail around your legs
>"holy fuck Clara im gonna--" you say quiet enough for only her to hear
>She takes your cock all the way in and you erupt directly into her throat
>her tongue licks up and down as if hers trying to milk you with it
>slowly she slides up, eliciting shivers from you
>she stops at the tip and kisses it gently before sliding up into your lap again
>"holy fuck Clara that was amazing" you say as you nuzzle into her fuzzy cheek
>"we arent done yet big boy" she whispers and she grinds on you more "also im not wearing any panties"
>you had your arms around her in a hug with your face in her neck
>now one hand was sliding down her chest , over her tummy
>you go under her skirt and rub her lips gently
>Shes already wet
>you rub her clit gently with your thumb and a slide one finger into her
>she gasps and puts one paw on your face which is still nuzzled in her neck
>you keep rubbing and fingering her gently
>"one more finger baby" she whispers to you
>you slide on more finger into her wetness and alternate curling them in her
> you then push deeper and curl both fingers slightly, you know what she wants
>you start rubbing her spot, gently but quickly pushing in and out of her all while keeping your thumb on her clit
>"ah A-anon im going to---" She gasps loudly
>you quickly throw your left hand up and cover her mouth as she shudders and you feel a splash of liquid soak your hand

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>>11195926
ayyy i see what you did there

>>11195820
Never saw your writefagging until yesterday but god I need moar

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>>11207444
lol trips

>as you pull your hand from her muzzle she takes one of your fingers into her mouth and sucks it gently
>"mmmm I can feel something is ready to go again" She purrs to you
>you were at fully erect again
>She reaches under the blanket and pulls your skirt over your cock and you feel...something
>Something plastic? maybe rubber?
>you confused why is rubber....
>"oh you finally found it" she purrs as she kisses your neck "why dont you pull that out and we can have some fun"
>in the immortal words of Noob-noob GOD DAM
>You kiss into her neck "when did you become such a freak kitty?"
> "when i fell in love with a human" she purrs.
>you reach down and grip the buttplug and slowly pull it out
>she gasps and put a paw on your face and kisses you as it slides out
>"mmmm come on love" she purrs
>youre looking down into her eyes as she says that
> Mega erection
>you use your hand and position your cock against her ass
>she slowly lowers herself onto it
>she gasps and shudders as you slowly slide into her tight asshole
>her footpaws shudder and her tail wraps around you as best she can with her shudders
>she now taken all of you into her
>"oh god Anon i came from just that" She purrs
>"are you ready babe" you say as you nuzzle back into her neck
> "yes"
> youre taking the lead, gently lifting and lowering her on your cock
>"oh god yes Anon" she purrs
>you can feel her fingering herself
>you start moving faster
>Suddenly she takes the lead and starts moving on her own.
>shes bouncing up and down on you leaving you free to grab her Delicious tits and tease her nipples
>you feel another splash of liquid and her walls clamp down on you
>she stops bouncing and shudders again
>you take the lead again and bounce her more
>"ahh A-anon do it"
>you slam her down onto you and cover her mouth as she starts to moan loudly
>you come into her ass and keep spurting as she purrs
>"put the plug back in when you pull out babe" she says kissing you again
God dam

>>11207595
1 year later
>you were ready werent you?
>you felt like you forgot something still
>restaurant reservations- check
> fancy cloths-check
>that special something- check
>now you just needed to pass the time until the reservation
>it was going to be agony
~~~
>Be Clara
>you have never seen Anon like this
>first he was in the back yard mowing,
>then he was trying and horribly failing at games you knew he was great at
>he even burned breakfast, which was one of his fortes
>he kept checking his watch and swearing softly
>something was up but you didnt know
~~~~
>Be Anon again
>it was time
>finally after all day of trying to calm your nerves and failing utterly
>Clara kept asking if you were alright and if you were ill
> "im fine" you answered every time and ever time she looks skepical
>"Clara go change into something fancy, I have a surprise for you" you call to her
>Shes playing destiny 2 with some of her friends in the other room
>"uhm ok Anon, whats this surprise" she says dejectedly "we were in a raid"
>"trust me you'll like this more"
>she narrows her eyes and goes to the bedroom of your house that had been rebuilt
>"how fancy?"
>"very"
>"Ugh i hate getting fancy, this better be the best goddam surprise"
>oh she had no idea
>about 30 minutes later she emerges wearing a black dress and black heels
>"ok what are you wear--"
>She stops mid question
>youre clean shaven, wearing a White button up and a black tie, black dress pants and Dress shoes
>"wait when did you change and where did you get all that?" She asks you
>you smile "secrets secrets"
>"hmpf fine!"
>you open the front door for her and usher her out
>"where are we going Anon?"
>"youll see"
smooth dude
~


>45 minutes later you pull up to the restaurant
>You watch as Clara's eyes go wide
>"oh my god anon I've been wanting to go here!" She says and she bounces happily, her tail swishing around
>its the fanciest steak restaurant in the city
>"i know love" you answer calmly

>>11207747
>how?! you need a reservation and you have to get it at least--
>"3 months in advance" you say smugly "I know"
>you pull up and give the valet the keys
>you help Clara out of the car and walk with her to the entrance and open the door for her
>"ah Mr.Anon we've been expecting you" An Anthro Jaguar says to you "please follow me to your table"
>you get to the table and Watch Clara
>her eyes are wide and her Paws are covering her mouth, her ears flicking gently
>there are a dozen roses on the table which is in its own room
>you pull her chair out for her and she sits
>you sit down across from her
>"Anon how much is all this? you didnt have to do all this did you" she says looking around
>"anything for the woman i love"
>you smile "go ahead and get whatever you want"
>shes looking at the menu, eyes wide
>"they have that Japan steak i told you about anon! the one thats like $150 per steak! she says amazed
>"get it if you want"
>you both order
soon

>>11207886
After dinner
>"Anon this was an amazing night" she says sipping her wine
>you smile
>you reach into your pocket and pull out a small box
>Clara's eyes go wider than ever before
"A-anon? what's?
>she gasps andputs her paws to her mouth ans you get down on one knee and open the box to her
"Clara you are the best friend ive ever had and the most amazing woman. now will you make me the happiest man and Marry me? you say looking up into her bright blue eyes, which are tearing up
>y-yes! She says happily, putting out her paw
>you slide the ringover her fur and past her pad
>you stand up and kiss her "Hows that for best surprise?"
~~~
2 years Later
>be anon
>youre sitting playing video games on your couch with them on silent
>Clara should be home soon
>actually you hear her care pull up
>a moment later she walks in
>shes wearing her nurse scrubs
>you shift slightly and get a soft whimper from your right
>you look over
>"ohh look who's awake!" you coo
>you and Clara's first cub stares out at you
>she looks just like Clara did except she has your eyes
>you scoop her up and tickle her paws gently getting a tiny laugh
>you walk over to Clara and give her a kiss.
>"I Love you Clara"
>"I Love you Anon"
All this because you decided to go to college

~Fin~

>>11207907
Hope you all enjoyed the ride
The next one will start shortly
have your tickets ready

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>11208669
Like what exactly?

>>11207907
that was pretty good

>>11208687
No replying to the copypasta

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>>11207907
I only have one question. Is that 2 years in total later? or 3 years later?

Also kinda sad to see the story end, but if you're going to keep writing then I guess that's alright.

>>11209541
thats just the main story. there will still be various date nights between Anon and Clara

as well its 1 year after the movie date then 2 years after the proposal

also the ride never ends. it just changes

>>11209994
One other question, strong anon. Did vet anon come from the normal human world, or did he live his entire life in the anthro world?

>>11210102
He lives in the Universe Cheetah-anon created with his story "chubby cheetah"
Basically he lives in a world were anthros have always exists but they only recently gained rights and freedoms
it is also implied they were enslaved at one point too

>>11209541
also is that a fucking hail hydra captain america repaint?

>>11210136
ah. I'm sticking chickenman's story in ruth's universe, so I guess the call out will be less than canon. Oh well.

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>>11210349
I have an entire folder of edits I've saved from 4chan. Most are for shitposting.

>>11207948
the ride begins

>the world is dead
>everyone is
>well you arent
>but you should be
>you survived because youre a coward
>but being brave got all those courageous men and woman and the beasts humanity ctreated killed
>no one remembers how the war started or even who ended it
>just how it ended
>someone somewhere unleashed a virus that infected and killed humans
>most humans anyway
>what was once a population of over 7 billion is reduced to less than 50000 worldwide
>at least, thats what they said before the radios shut off
>you survived because you dodged the draft and won the genetic lottery
>the disease that killed all of humanity gave you the worst flu like symptoms ever
>but you survived
>you were Anon, now a wanderer
>the last human you met was 2 years ago
>a man and his 2 sons
>they were headed to the human colony in florida
>you told them not to but they didnt listen
>you had been there
>a swarm of Anthro locusts was there
>you learned Anthro locusts were omnivorous
>you survived because you ran,
>you ran and ran and ran
>the screams of those being eaten alive ringing in your ears
> you were in what should be Washington state now
>youve met anthros along the way
>Some were openly hostile to you
>some tried to eat you
>most looked at you with pity
>you knew it was because you were probably the last human they were ever going to meet
>you should be dead, your family all died around you, your fiancee died in your arms
>and yet here you were, doomed to live and too cowardly to end it yourself
>you had tried
>now you just wandered
>You couldnt settle in an Anthro community. >how could you look them in the face after what humanity did to them
>bred them and poked at them until humans had a disposable fighting force
>and in the end they were immune to the virus
>this world was theirs now and you were just living on borrowed time until you died of whatever or you just gave up and let them eat you

>>11210550
Ah, the dreaded 'Beta Cuckitis' virus.
It's apparent from the protagonist's attitude that he is a lifetime carrier of it and thus resistant to the weaponized form.

https://www.sofurry.com/view/657427
Heres a story about a Human, a Lioness and a Bus

>>11210550
>you needed to catch something to eat yourself
>you could smell a winter snowstorm on the horizon
>its amazing what you can smell without pollution
> you set up a snare trap and bait it
>you had seen deer tracks around here
>easy plan, catch a deer kill it, and then find some shelter to wait out the storm
> you had your basic gear with you
>your leather armor, creased and stained from the years of use
> your crossbow, rifle ammunition was had to find
>and a spear you had made with a long sharp point you forged and a shaft of ironwood
>along with various tool for killing skinning and sharpening
>a water canteen
>and some food that would last if you didnt catch a deer but still you would rather not waste your reserve of dried insects, peanut butter packets and Various jerky from several different animals
>you hide under a pine tree and totally bury yourself in the needles
>better catch a nap while you can
~~~~

>You awoke with a start
>your Snare went off and that means food
>but you hear something more
>shouting?
>SHOUTING!
>People!
>you get up and rush to your trap
>your heart sinks at what you caught
>an Anthro wolverine is dangling upside down by one footpaw, waving a stone axe and throwing a string of curses that dont make sense
>"CUNTSTAINEDPISSFUCKERASSDIGGERTWATWAFFLEMUFIINMAN"
>it spots you
>"GODDAMIT I SURVIVE FOR 5 YEARS ALONE AND GET TO GET KILLED BY A GODDAMED HUMAN COMEHERE ILL CHOP YA LEGS OFF
>you find your voice
>its been at least 10 months since youve had to use it
>"Look man, i didnt mean --"
>"MAN?!?! THE FIRST FUCKER I MET IN # YEARS AND THEY THINK IM A GODDAM MAN! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"
>you step back and look at..her with better attention
>you can now clearly see that she is indeed a female, you can now see she had what would be amounted to rags covering her Orange sized breasts and a loincloth (fliped because hes upside down)
>and shes small
>Like 3 and a half feet tall

https://www.sofurry.com/view/643030/guest
And this story is about a cowgirl

>>11210845
>"looks please calm down Miss. i wasnt trying to catch you, i saw deer tracks and wanted to catch one before the storm" you says trying to calm her
>she stops swinging her stone ax around for a second
>"how didja know a storm is coming? i smelled something weird and wanted to investigate and possibly eat it, turns out it was you"
>"i can smell it, anyway let me get you down"
>you hesitate
>"you arent going to chop my legs off like you said right?" you ask, raising an eyebrow at her
>"Nah just lemme down, its my own fault for stepping into a fuckin obvious trap" she snaps at you
> you walk over the the trap line and slowly lower her down
>as she set down she tried furiously to undo the knot around her leg
>"whoa whoa youre just gonna make it worse, let me" you say as you kneel next to her working on the knot
>"ah so my eyes werent trinking me, you are a human. i havent seen one of your kind since.." she rambles off
>"yea. just me now i reckon" you say solemnly
>"yea probably" she says scratching her muzzle
>"MY name is Anon by the way"
>"Zahrah" she spits out simply
>"look im sorry i-"
>"i told ya i wanderedinto it without thinking dont apoligize for settin a good trap im just mad tha- " She freezes mid sentence, her ears flat and her tail rigid
>"what is it" you recognize her action immediately and try to lower yourself
> "I can smell a deer"
>a deer! thank god
>"where?"
> She points northwest ward
> you unsling your crossbow and load it
>she on all fours
>"follow me anon, lets see if youre any good with that toy of yours"
> you follow, years of hiding have honed your skill at walking silently
>after about 10 minutes of walking she points
>"i cant see too well at distances. what do you see?" she says to you
>a herd, at least 15 individuals all grazing
>"Deer" you say simply
>"how many can you get?"
>we'll see
> you shoulder your crossbow and aim down the sights
>you hold your breath and aim at one at the outside of the group
>a doe

>>11211048
I remember reading this.

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>>11208805
Copypasta? That is king kown

>>11201304
Noice, I like the fantasy setting

>>11201248
https://youtu.be/sxn5v1KZWe4
Just imagine that he is singing about lynxes and not Ethiopians

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>>11210550
>locusts

>>11193935
I hate how men who want to fuck something anthro are seen as creeps who can't get a gf

>>11211058
>there is a slight "thwip" and it collapses you bolt went right through its head you guess
>"one down"
>she shudders, that must be exciting
>"god dam i cant use those projectiles, my eyes..."
>you reload
>take aim
>the buck is there, at least 250 lbs of mean in addition to the 100 from the doe
>"thwip"
>it crumples
>it makes a "Mehhhhhh" as it falls and that spooks the rest
>goddamit
>"so how many?"
>"2" you answer
>"just 2? and here i thought you were use-"
>"i got the buck" you cut her off
>"a big un?" she says looking up at you.
> "at least 200 pounds" you says
>"hm maybe you are useful"
>you go to the buck, the bolt is buried in its skull
> you pull it out and wipe it on your pants
>strained leather
>Zahrah is at the doe
>"i cant see your bolt anon"
> glance at the treeline and see it lodged in a tree
>"well Zahrah, its been a pleasure working with you" you say as you pull it out and put it in its quiver
>"Wait" she says grabbing your arm
>When did she get next to you?
>"a storms comin, you aint got nowhere to go, might as well shack up with me for the time bein" she says matter of factly
>you smile
>you were staved for interaction
>even though you were an introvery before it all went to shit you valued at least some interaction
>you felt recently like T.Hanks from castaway talking to yourself
>Shes surprisingly strong
> you hefted the buck in a firemans carry and she lifted the doe with no issue
>you followed her for a while until you found yourself and an old cabin
>how did she?
>"I found it empty a few years back" she says reading your mind
>you both unload and get to work, you gut carve and skin the deer
>"hey i want those intestines" she says
>"fine i want the heart"
"deal"
>youre trading body parts, great
>"come on ive got a smoker over here "she says
> you move the not lighter deer corpse to the smokers each bit of flesh hanging to be preserved
>"come on then" she goes inside beckoning you

>>11211546
>"alright. the bed is over there, the fireplace is there and the kitchen is there, the outhouse is outside, you want fresh water you gotta go pump it out now"


well bed for me all. hope you all liked the clara story, there will be more but that was the main story

feedback as always is appreciated

>>11211505
Or if the female anthro is interested in a male character it doesn't go anywhere or he's disgusted

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oh hey look. Mousguy finished chapter 3. now I'm off to work.
https://pastebin.com/v6Y5yeN9

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>>11211723
>jojo bizzare chicken-venture
Jesus I never knew how much I wanted a Kujo meal and spicy ripples until now. I'd love for a qt tiger to join me and for us to share a hermit purple slurpie.

>>11207444

That last line makes it sound like she throws up on Anon's hand.

Here's a another story featuring a pregnant otter enjoying her Mother's day gift https://www.sofurry.com/view/648657 also just to know you guys don't mind posting stories from other sites

>>11212085
>king crimson sauce
>made in heaven mahi mahi

>>11212705
>when you order the cashier is posing
>"would you wanta make your meal a reqium?"

>>11211563
I enjoy reading it. I like the idea.

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>>11192127

Here's a card for this one for that honey select game. Apparently it needs a freckles skin mod and such. It's on the card booru, apparently.

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the first part of a thing I just started

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>>11212085
I cannot describe how much I enjoyed this chapter.
>ywn have a shy tiger grind against you while you pretend to be asleep.

>>11215537
Wait, shit. This was meant for >>11211723

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This thread needs more tigers.

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>>11212415
She's becoming an even more violent squirter.

>>11211723
>someone is relaying the story of another man who was dating a snow leopard, and posted pretty often about it
>he never gave too gruesome of details, but he made the knews at one point because his house got torched


HEYOOOOO IM FAMOUS Y"ALL

>>11217172
better late than never

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I think strong women need some love here too

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>>11218337
Bit more relevant, if you can excuse the Pokemon

>>11218337
>>11218384
Not really my cup of tea.

>>11218337
prefer this

>>11219664
Is there an unedited one? I need it without the bug.

>>11219847
have to buy the artist's art pack for each little "comic"

>>11219855
Damn, I just wanted more polar bears, and he does a damn fine one.

>>11218396
...and?

>>11211723
Most big cats can't actually purr. They lack some sort of cartilage piece in that area. Cougars and cheetahs are the biggest cats that can still purr.

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>>11220131
Don't ruin it for me.

>>11220215
the roars that you hear lions make in movies.games/cartoons/etc are actually tiger roars since a real lion roar sounds like they're going to puke

>>11220131
>anthro world and fantasy styles setting
>tigers can't purr muh nigga
>speaking amd being part super soaker is cool tho
Counter arguement:
https://youtu.be/XJvOxFhVNbQ

>>11220131
>cheetahs

They behave like big house cats if they start to trust you. It's so cute.

>>11220330
they're the most easily domesticated big cat

>>11220339
Aside from urban cougars. Most urban cougars are already tame.

>>11212085
I'm not joking when I say this video inspired that idea. Also
>not getting the zepelli "Chizza"
https://youtu.be/rJuSTglqwlo

>>11215552
Thanks man! She's a mess right now, but she'll get a bit more brave over time. But for now, lots of teasing and blue balls.

>>11217387
>being happy about getting your house torched
heh. I'll probably have the not slave-verse version of everyone's favorite super soaker show up later in the story. WIthin 3-5 chapters unless I throw in more filler.

>>11211723
I'm aware that a real tiger can only "chuff" but I have a way to explain that later. Since I don't want to mess up a later plot point I'll summarize it as "she's a mutt".

>>11220315
counter counter argument to the guy defending me
https://youtu.be/se1dDx8lrl0

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>>11217194
>posting my waifu
she's perfect

>>11220549
>mom was a tiger
>dad was a bobcat with massive balls
Got it.

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>>11220884
Wrong, but a bobcat that tries to shack up with a tiger would probably get it. A 3 foot nothing man trying to nail a 6 foot woman would definitely get at least some "sure why not" tail every once in a while.

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>>11218384
This thread needs more pokemon

>>11221770
there's so little because pokemon already has several threads like this up too

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>>11221775
Yeah. An occasional Pokemon or two is whatever, as long as they fit. Pokemon does have two or three threads up at a time though.

>>11221816
decent taste.

>>11220131
meant to respond to you and not myself in this post
>>11220549
I'll get into my "mutt" genetics fuckery... actually now I'm not sure. I'm shifting chapters around a bit and I may only drop hints for a while.

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>>11192127
Is there a story of anon having a autistic furry gf?

>>11222158
Autistic in what ways? And I think that idea has been at the very least talked about a lot.

>all the writefags are blueballing us now
Blueball_Anon, you know what you did.

>>11212415
>FUCK, why did you have to be right

>>11211563
>oh man fresh well water. you know that running water from streams is supposed to help with bacteria that can cause illnesses
>but thats not 100%
>catching rainwater or boiling works but thats usually a hassle
>but now that you werent hunting or trading body parts you could get a good look at your hostess
>again she was short, like 3 and a half foot tops
her fur was black on the back , he stomach and chest had like brown fur and on her head she had a white streak down the middle
>it reminded you of a mohawk
>she was curvy for being short and that surprised you
>"you got a problem there?" she caught you staring
>"oh s-sorry, i just havent seen an Anthro wolverine before" you say as you look down.
>"well at least ya could tell im a wolverine and not a goddam badger" she says with a laugh
>"if were gonna be studying each other come 'ere let me get a good look at cha"
>you walk closer to her
>"My eyesight aint so good, so get closer"
>what was it you read about wolverines long ago?
>small, strong ferocious for their size, able to take down full grow deer, males can hold miles of territory and often fight wolves
>if she wanted she could have killed you at any time
>you shiver
>"what cha shivering for? ya cold? she says as she walks small circles around you
>"youre so goddam lanky, but youre good with that crossbow of yer's" she looks at your spear
>"now where didja get that spear?" she says eyeing it with envy
>"oh-i uh -- i made it" you say
>No need to lie
>"you Made it? how?" she says looking up at you
>"uh.. before the war i was learning how to blacksmith as a hobby for ren fairs..."
>"Wotsa ren fair?" she asks
>oh its was a kinda festival were people would dress in suits of armor and swords and pretend it was the medieval times" you explain
>"uh huh...when were those again?"
>right she probably didnt have any education
>few Anthros did after all they were cannon fodder during the war....

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>>11222210
Really? I never seen or read one before of having a autistic furry girl

>>11222210
Oh never mind what I said >>11222851
by autistic, I mean addicted to things that SPIN. Kinda a like a manchild or something.

>>11222521
learn to love it
>>11222780
>"its was a long time ago before the war." you say
"sounds stupid" she says bluntly "but making metal ..that is useful....
>"anyway you hungry? we can cook up some of that deer we got" she asks
>"sure i could go for some food. also thanks for letting me shack up while the storm passes"
>she waves you off
>"is nothin'" she says and she throws a 3 lb slab of deer meat onto a metal grate above the fire "you helped get us some deer meat easier than i could have alone, usually i have to settle on squirrel or something the wolves killed"
>right wolverines were mainly scavengers....
>you smile "that was mutually beneficial, after all you found them with your nose"
>"yea but i cant see fer shit, never could, and there aint a place to get glasses anymore"
>shes right you could maybe scavenge reading glasses but it sounded like she needed a serious prescription
>youre silent for a while both looking at the meat cook and the fire (Survival TV)
>finally she breaks the silence "how do ya take your meat? well done?" she cutting about 2 lbs of meat away from the slab
>its rare and somewhat bloody still
>you guess thats her portion
>"Medium rare actually"
>she looks at you, "oh an adventurous human, my lucky day"
>she pokes the meat
>'itll be a minute or two then"
> "Cant be that lucky of a day, after all you did get caught in a trap and then exposed to a total stranger" you say with a short laugh
>"fuck" she says "ya saw everythin' didnt cha?"
> "i mean i did but i was more focused on the small wolverine lady swinging an ax at me and swearing so much a sailor would blush"
>she laughs at that.
>"i missed this kinda stuff" she says
>"hm? what stuff?"
>"talkin' the only things ive met fer a while tried to kill me outright"
>"hm... i thought wolverines enjoyed solitude mostly" you say rubbing your chin, your beard was coming in again
>no need to shave in the apocalypse except grooming

>>11222871
"we are but im no feral, i live in the woods by myself and not in some goddam colony"she says calmly "but i still enjoy talking to someone, solitude and loneliness are sometimes one and the same.
>you couldnt argue
>the world ended but for you...
>no more job to worry about, no mortgage, no SJWs no nothing...just you living.
>but at times when sleep was just outside your grasp
>you felt it. the feeling everyone feels late at night, the loneliness, the existential dread of everything everywhere
>humans are....were social creatures
>even the most outcast wanted companionship
>you think of hugging her but decide against it
>hugging a total stranger is weird
> take off your leather face mask and sigh,
>you usually wear a leather face mask that covers your mouth and nose
>keeps your breath hidden due to all the various blood and animal whatnot that have covered it
>deer and some predators can smell human breath, at least you heard they can.
>you saw a video once of a hunter spraying himself with elk piss to cover his scent then spraying it INTO his mouth
>you werent bear grylls/ you werent drinking piss
>"ah the face of the human" Zahrah says with a chuckle "its weird seeing a beard below a face cover"
>"ive been all over. most places dont have green forests like this anymore, i needed the mask to not breath in the dust and sand" you say
>"youve been wandering a while havent you anon"
>"needed to"
>She pulls you slab on meat of the firepit
>"why?" she asks handing it to you on a wooden plate
>she starts eating her own chunk of deer now
>" Humans are dead, the last colony i was at got over run" you explain
>"by what?" she asks
>"locusts"
>oh.....
>they were one of the wars worst creations
>and unending swarm that ate everything
>they couldnt be controlled, couldnt be tamed, couldnt be stopped
>"then why not an Anthro colony? im sure one would accept an amateur blacksmith"
>"after all humans did to anthros how could I"
>you sigh

thats all for now

>>11222990
https://pastebin.com/MyQY0xTc
"humanity is dead"

Now on pastebin!

>>11192579
I feel you, man. I only occasionally check in on these threads, now, because I'm not interested in the greentexts at all.

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>>11223063
thats a shame anon
you might not like the green texts so much but a assure you we work hard on them
just give them a try is all i ask
Find a green text, find your faovrite picture of whatever anthro is in the story insert and go with it

Now not saying its everyone thing but give it a try.
or not
im a writefag not a cop

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Fitewag MIA

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>>11223316
He was too good for us

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>>11195820
Okay, let's pick this up
>You grit your teeth and shrink into your chair, suddenly eager to leave. Gina leans towards you, resting her chin in her hands. "You come here too? Nice! They do the BEST arachnid drinks around here," she says, waving her cupful of liquefied guts in your face.
>"Huh-hi..." you mutter through a dry throat. Holy shit, was she stalking you? What the hell for? Y-you didn't taste that good, really! "What, ah, what're you doing-"
>"Up so early?" she finishes for you. "Oh, well I work through the night, so this is sort of my after-work treat," she sighs, looking dreamily towards the sunrise. "It's nice to sit back after a hard night's work and watch the sun come up, y'know?"
"So y-yuh-you work nights too?" you ask in what you hope is a conversational manner.
>I's not that you want to talk to her or anything, but right now she's eyeing you up as if you were a prime joint of beef, and you REALLY didn't want to be spider-chow. Hopefully getting her to talk about her job would get her mind off of how human-meat would taste.
>Sure it was a leap to think that she'd actually eat you, but hey, this bitch was sucking on liquefied guts. You weren't gonna write off cannibalism just yet.
>"Yup," she replies. "I do pizza delivery on three or four nights a week, but it's only a part time thing. Come the morning, I work on my one TRUE passion," she says with a zealous flair, puffing out her chest. "I'm a dressmaker!"
>For a moment you forget your terror completely and just stare at Gina as she wallows in her pride. "A dressmaker?" you say, as if you'd had to hear it from your own mouth to believe it. "You're a dressmaker?"
>"Mmhmm," she answers with a happy slurp from the straw of her meat-mocha. "Only the best tailor in the whole neighbourhood! Of course I don't get that many customers because... Reasons... but it rakes in enough dough to keep the SS Gina afloat."


>>11223316
>>11224615
I'm right here you fags

>>11223094
Am different anon but just wanted to throw in my two cents. I am actually the opposite and keep coming back to this place for the nee greens. You are all appreciated write anons. Keep it up!

>>11224838
Cute 'n' creepy. Keep going, anon.

>>11211723
Is that a minor edit? All the versions i see of that have blue eyes.

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>>11223004

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Would you a cow?

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>>11227536
Yes
Molly a bes

>>11222990
>"you were afraid on most anthros
>humanity created them to fight so humans lives would be spared
>they were literally born to die
>you were ashamed for all of mankind
>"h-how could i find a place when i never even fought? when the daft came i fled to canada, then when the sickness came now one even cared i came back because they were all dying"
>shes looking at you
>you take a bite of your own deer streak
>its warm and its good,
>if only you had seasoning
>"sorry.. that got pretty serious" you say ashamed
>"dont be sorry, thats some serious shit to keep inside" shes already eaten half her deep portion
>you both finish your meals in silence
>"hey ah Ze" you dont mind if i call you Ze right?" you ask
>"naw i dont mind but whats up?"
>" we should bring in some more firewood , if this storm is going to be so serious that i can smell it then we should have plenty more"
>she looks at her pile of wood in the corner and frowns slightly
>"yea yer probably right"
>you get up and walk to the door
>you open it and already its beginning to snow
>for about 15 minutes you and Zahrah bring in wood
>she chopped all this with an ax made of stone?
>you were impressed
> you sit down next to the fire now and Zahrah sit close to you
>you stay like this for about an hour
>youre tired, the well water was going to had to wait
>besides if you needed water you had a constant fire to attend to and boiling water would be easier here
>youre nodding off
>you snap awake as Ze speaks
>"Geez anon ifre that tired lets just go to bed"
>shes getting up and moving to the bed
>"get out of them leather bullshits youre wearing, i aint having any of the kinda mess in my bed" she says eyeing you
>"oh uhm okay" is all you say
>you strip down to just undergarments
>it felt good to not have to wear all that gear
>you never really took it off when travelling
>better keep it on in case you had to run

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>>11227536
>>11227601
nice

>>11224838
Bless you anon, you never dissapoint.

>>11227536
Sauce

>>11228781
http://slightlysinian.tumblr.com/

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>>11225636
I'm going to have to do a lot of minor edits for when I post my pastes, because green eyes on tigers are rare in art for some reason. So yeah.

>>11223094
I do that every single pastebing re-link to the next chapter so that people can have a nice picture, and so that it can be somewhat related to the story.

>>11211563
Are you ESL? Because some of your grammar and spelling mistakes need some work.

>>11229415
Thank you

>>11229744
I'm not him, but my lazy ass needs to fix my pastes some day. Not today though! Today I'm lazy.

>>11229744
naw i just type through with whatever comes to my head. usually that means im typing too fast to notice or care to go back because ill lose my train of thought

>>11227635
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>>11214780

>you're riding around on patrol
>today was a more relaxed day than normal
>so of course you had to blast your theme song at max volume
"Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WIT MY NIGGAS HO. Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WIT MY NIGGAS HO. Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WIT MY NIGGAS HO. Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WIT MY NIGGAS HO"
>Claire had her hands clamped over her ears
>she was obviously in pain, but her pride wouldn't let her say anything
>if she wanted to be stubborn that was her problem
>this has been a good day so far, all you've had to deal with is a couple street hagglers
>nothing that could piss you off
>of course as you were thinking that a car cuts in front of you, forcing you to stomp on the brakes to keep from hitting it
"Oh you mother fucker!" you shout as you turn the lights on
>you mash on the gas and catch up with the errant driver
>he pulls over, and you pull up right behind him
>you and Claire get out the car and walk up to the driver
>looking at the car it's one of those sleek foreign cars all the street racers are into
>fucking Midnight Club wannabees killed an old man a month ago
>you knock on the window
>the driver rolls it down, revealing himself to be a teenager
>of fucking course
"Do you realize I almost hit you back there?" you say.
"Sorry bro. I didn't see you."
"Step out of the car."
>once he's out of the car you search him
>you find two joints in one pocket
"Oh would you look at this. This is a DWI right here. I could pull your license, even get this car impounded."
>the kid's eyes go wide as saucers
"Shit man I'm still making payments on this. Please don't tow my car. I'm begging you"
>you'd be lying if you say you weren't enjoying this
"I'm sorry kid, but the law's the law."
>you look at Claire and wink
>she seemed to understand
"Oh come on Anon. He's just a kid. Why don't you let him off with a warning."
>you're both trying not to laugh
"You hear that? My partner says I should let you go."
>the relief on his face is palpable

>>11231025
>hood thuggin' cop
https://youtu.be/kv5mPHGOp5E

>>11231025

"Say 'thank you Officer Whitfield'."
"Thank you Officer Whitfield."
>you have to commend Claire for being able to keep a straight face
"Just make sure you pay attention to the road from now on" she says in her most serious voice
>the two of you get back in your car
>it only takes a few seconds before you both burst into laughter
"Man the look on his face" Claire says as she wipes a tear from her eye
>eye. Singular
>that had been bugging you for a while, but you figured now wasn't the time to bring that up
"Torturing teenagers makes me hungry. Wanna grab a bite?" you ask
"Sure" Claire responds.
>there's a place you like to go to
>you went there all the time with your last partner
>maybe she'll like it too

---

>you're sitting in a restaraunt munching on a burger
>you like this place
>the food's good, and cops eat free
"So how are you liking LA so far?" you ask
"Way better than Chicago."
"Yeah, I hear it can get pretty rough over there."
"Trust me, I know better than anyone."
>as if to emphasize one of her eyes got that unnatural shine to it
"Hey Claire?"
>she doesn't seem to hear you
>she turns around in her seat and puts a hand on her holster
"What's up?" you ask as your hand moves to your own gun.
"Two men with guns heading for that shop across the street."
>across the street is a pawn shop
>it got robbed a few times last year, but recently it's been okay
"How can you tell?"
"I can hear them."
>you both rise from your chairs and head out the door
>just like she said there are two guys wearing ski masks in the pawn shop
>they both have what look to be shitty hi points
>you and your partner open the door
"LAPD! Drop your weapns!"
>without a second of hesitation, one of the robbers points his gun right at your head and pulls the trigger

>>11230838
only if you never do that again
>>11227635
> but you didnt need to run anywhere now.
>"theres only one bed so we are gonna hafta share" she says "keep yer mitts to yerself or ill bite your fuckin dick off"
>you cringed thinking about that
>you climb into the bed and Zahrah follows suit
> you sleep on your back generally because it easier to get up faster
>you pull the covers, a few animal skins, over both you and Zahrah
>she turns onto her side and faces away from you
> you dont mind
>you fall asleep in a bed for the first time in a long time
~~~
>you wake up and youre warm
>the furs from the random animals must be doing their job keeping you warm
>but still really warm
>and ... heavy?
> you lift up the covers and peek under to find Zahrah asleep on top of you, face buried in her claws
> you werent complaining about having a shortstack wolverine sleeping on you but you didnt want her to get the wrong idea
>you try shifting her slightly
>"noooo comfy" she whines softly as you try
>well this is your life now
>you are a living space heater
>you decide to stay put for the time being anyway
>the bed is comfy and warm and you had affection for the first time since your fiancee died from the sickness
>plus you can sleep in, a quick look out a window showed the storm hit hard
>you were both snowed in
>so you drift back you sleep, placing your arms around zahrah getting a soft sigh from her
>you guess she hasnt had this for a while, or might not have ever
>you fall back to sleep smiling
~~~~

>"oi fucker wake up"
>you awake with a start
>zahrah has throw off the blankets and is stomping around the cabin
>"whats up?" you ask groggily
>"I need to piss and can't get outside" she says bluntly
>"why did you need me then?" you ask as you pull on your leathers and mask
>"i needja to wade through the snow so i have a path to the outhouse!"
>god you missed indoor plumbing
>you look out the window
>if the snow storm was germany it would be a fucking blitzkrieg

>>11231611

*click*
>the gun fails to go off
>maybe it was jammed, maybe it was just poorly maintained
>either way you were pissed
>you raise your weapon and fire
>the bullet strikes the gunman in the neck
>he falls to the ground and starts making these choking sounds
>you walk over and kick his gun away from him
>you radio for an ambulance while Claire cuffs the other robber
>you're still angry when you drag him back to your car
>you punch him across the face
>and then you do it again
>and again
>and again
>the man's face is covered in blood and bruises
>you reach back for another punch when Claire grabs your arm
"I think he gets it."
>you go to the store owner and take his statement
>by the time you're done you manage to calm down
>back at the station you have to file a report over the shooting
>Claire walks up to you looking concerned
"Are you okay?"
>you sigh
"Yeah. Not the first time I shot someone. Thanks for worrying about me."
>she smiles at you
"We're partners. We have to look out for each other."
>that's reassuring
>it's nice to have someone looking out for you
>especially someone so cute

https://pastebin.com/F1wVqrrM

I'll post more tomorrow for the three people reading this

Blueball_Anon, where are you my man?

>>11232804
>still it was better than having Zahrah wet herself plus it would make things easier for you later when you needed to go
>"alright lets do this then"
> you open the door and the winds push it open wide, the warm air sucked out by the cold
>the snow is waist deep to you but that close to shoulder level to Zahrah
>no wonder she needed your help
>you push through with her close behind you, using you as a wind shield
>you push through the snow slowly
>trudging through the cold and snow.
>at least Zahrah had closed the door of the cabin behind her
>you finally reach the outhouse and push the snow out of the doors way
>she scampers inside
>god this sucked your leathers were soaked and starting to freeze
> you needed to get back inside to strip down and let them dry but you couldnt just leave Zahrah
>you instead huddle by the side of the outhouse, protected from the wind
> she finally comes out
>"Anon?"
>"right here" you say stepping out
>god that wind sucks
>"lets get back in we need to dry off" she says
>you nod and push back to the cabin
>the snow made the 50 feet or so feel like miles
>you push open the cabin door finally and you both spill through
>"ill chuck some wood on the fire" Zahrah says "get out of those cloths or youll get hypothermia"
> you start to strip out of you soaked cloths and hang them near the fire
> you look at her
>Shes shivering, even though you made a path as best you could she still got a ton of snow caked into her fur
> you grab the blankets
>"come 'ere we need to warm you up Ze."
>you drape the blankets over your shoulder and sit down cross legged near the fire and invite her into your lap
>she walks over slowly and sits into you
>you shiver from the cold water on her but still keep the blankets open pointed towards the fire
>this causes the heat to funnel to you and her
>"its been a long time since anyone cared about me" She says
>you look down, what caused this?

>>11207907
pastebin?

>>11233501
>>11192127

By Strong_Anon
>College isn't so bad
https://pastebin.com/RGDSxrrz (embed)

I just want to be loved.

>>11233626
I love you.

>>11233671
Nice.

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>>11233626
I'm about to drink and write chickenman chapter 4, why don't you join me guy?

You too strong anon.

>>11233723
I would write something but Im accustomed to thematic setting and world building then actual character portrayal.

>>11233501
im honored youre interested in my story.
after you read it any feedback would be appreciated
>>11233723
oi im here and im already drinking vodka while writing a few more posts of humanity is dead
as well im interested in chickenmans story.
mind if i borrow the universe for my next story.
my work is pretty braindead so i can imagine chapters days in advance and i already have a basic story

>>11227536
Dang