/sug/ - Steven Universe General Not so flat Edition Last T

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gettin flat

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This is now a yoga thread, post all yoga gems now

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to shitpost with her all night!

>>11184093
According to OP pic, gettin fat.

I'd still kiss that neck all over, though.

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31 hours til a new episode!!!

>>11184116
to be honest,i do hope there are spoilers in the new dewey episode, and that its set waaaay after the events of reunited.
like, we see jasper or bismuth walking around beach city, or a cured centipeetle, or peridot and lapis new outfits.

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There's an injoke with my friends where we ship Doomguy and Lapis and it got to the point where I'm starting to edit R34 of Lapis to have the non-descript males be Doomguy.
We worked it into some sort of autistic canon that we were gonna write out eventually but we keep forgetting to

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Who else wouldn't care what was between Stevonnie's legs when it comes to giving the fug?

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>>11184105
What about Becky doing yoga?

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Where has she gone? Why did she leave us?

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>>11184105

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Gems should play soccer

>>11184093
gettin barn

>>11184167
That's weird man, I don't wanna fug Stevonnie, she's(?) made of two kids.

Holy crap I got 1200 words done today. Things are looking up

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Lapis's breasts are perfectly proportioned to her lithe little body and that's what makes them perfect.

>>11184184
You should play soccer with me

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>>11184177
that works too

>>11184192
I wanna fuck stevonnie whether they're fused or not

>>11184139
You better post whatever other edits you made

>>11184192
Sir, I was considering commissioning a pic of futanari Peridot and Lapis, grinding their boners against Steven while licking him. He would be extremely uncomfortable, whimpering questions about what they were doing, to which Lapis would whisper, "Shhh, just let it happen."

I am lost from God's light.

>>11184139
Post all edits.

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get your spines bending

>>11184184
We need more art of gems wearing sports uniforms in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYumlEh1Ryg

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>>11184202
>little body
Lapis is one of the tallest gems before fusions, there's no excuse.

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>>11184202
Try to rationalize it all you want Lapis.

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>>11184224
That's the only one I've made so far

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>>11184229

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If you're not flexible, you're expendable

>>11184221
I'm all in, except for the futa.

>>11184167
I'd be pretty pissed if she didn't have a dic and vag, actually.

>>11184274
See, I was considering that too.

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>>11184206
That wouldn't end anyway but badly.
>>11184229

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>>11184093
>>11184191

>>11184286
Then get rid of the futa, and let them rub over him

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gem review

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>>11184267
>panties
we all know sapphire goes commando

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My folder hungers for more Centipeetle pictures!

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>>11184298
ur too slow

>>11184167
I'd be pissed if there's no dicc

>>11184259
Post when you make.

>>11184316
Sapphire would be a better fit.

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>>11184167
>>11184284
>>11184318
relevant

>>11184110
I want to rub her bare shoulders.

>>11184312
Then fix it

>>11184332
Do you think Pearl and Priyanka speak to one another? It seems like they'd have some things in common.

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Sucrose has been very quiet recently!!! I hope she is doing okay!!!!!!!!! Maybe it is because she is too busy relaxing or making cute episodes for us!

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>>11184343
Pearl, at of all the gems, seem like the one who'll socialize with people. Though she now have a crush on a human woman, I think it'll be long till she'll be truly conformable around them.

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>>11184377
>Pearl is saying that.

pick a steven universe character for me to nora universe ify

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I was looking at the artbook today and I noticed that Jasper has a lot of stuff higher up on her timeline on the chart of power that can't be seen in the pictures taken of it because there is a light reflection on that part of the paper that makes the writing hard to see. They've barely developed her and her issues at all but it seems like Rebecca has planned her to be a really complex character, so when the fuck are they going to focus on fleshing her out if they're barely starting to get into Pearl's history?

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>>11184389
Ronaldo?

>>11184403
interesting choice.

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>>11184392
Next year

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>>11184312

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>>11184316

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DOES ANYONE WANT A BABY

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>>11184389
Soupphire

>>11184445
Raise it you deadbeat.

I'm watching the DuckTales reboot. Was Donald always this hard to understand?

>>11184229
We need more canon alt outfits.

>>11184455
No, but fucking everyone has a problem understanding him in the first episode.

>>11184445
Don't follow in Lapis' footsteps. Be a good mommy and raise your child. Don't let it get murdered by a gorilla either.

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that donut.

>>11184478
Thank god, I thought my hearing was going to shit,

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>>11184436
gotta go flat

These threads just filled with Lapis posters of nowhere.

>>11184294
If we fuse we might form a slightly competent player

>>11184539
We're preparing to be the new perifags after her arc.

>>11184539
Lapshitfags like to spam their shit waifu

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history is already starting to forget you

>>11184139
>autistic canon
I wanna hear it

>>11184552
I have like a negative ten in sports skill. I don't think fusing would help.

>>11184507
that's actually really cute

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This is Steven's future wife. Say something nice to her.

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Assuming this show ends with 9 seasons, when do you guys think the following potential plot/character benchmarks will happen:

>Peridot's star outfit
>Peridot's first fusion
>Lapis' star outfit
>White Diamond debut
>Pink Diamond debut
>Corruption Cure perfected
>Jasper healed/redemption
>Centi healed
>Bismuth return
>Nu-Rainbow Quartz debut
>GarnetXRose/Steven fusion debut
>Off Colors return to Earth
>Topaz/Aquamarine reappearance
>Zircon reappearance
>Holly Blue/Famethyst/Betas/Zoomans reappearance
>Ruby Squad reappearance

>>11184594
So basically we made a really shitpost esque neighborhood composed of really bad ships that we came up with. Mostly composed of characters that were from media relevant to us, so for example; DOOM Guy x Lapis Lazuli, Duke Nukem x Pearl, Frank Horrigan x Jasper, Peridot x Gordon Freeman. However we eventually made the characters different from their originals by adding weird, almost autisitc, traits. A good example being Gordon Freeman cant talk, he can only communicate by hitting things with his crowbar.

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>>11184628
Aw fuck wrong pic.

>>11184658
lol no

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>>11184658
aw fuck wrong pic

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I love this Bob.

>>11184650
You're essentially shipping Peridot with John Freeman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

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>>11184583
soon you'll be forgotten as well

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When will we see more outfits for the gems?

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>>11184686
Bob>Lapis
Come at me

>>11184598
If fusion is additive we could get either a 0 or a solid -20

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Uprooting SOON

>>11184644
All these, except for the
>Ruby Squad reappearance

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>>11184733
good

Would you rather be forced to fuck your least favorite gem or your waifus dead corpse

>>11184782
but gems leave no corpses

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>>11184727
If you're a fag that likes reverse traps I guess.

>>11184782
It's necrophilia either way cause Jasper's dead

>>11184799
They do in the au where you're being forced to make this choice

Why the fuck is everyone on /trash/ obsessed with Lapis/Lapeven?

>>11184811
AUs are stupid

>>11184782
>free sex or dead wife
what a choice

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>>11184811
Would you rather fuck your least favorite gem or your waifu.
It takes place in an AU where your waifu looks and acts exactly like your least favorite gem, but only becomes that way once you make the choice.

>>11184831
So you would choose to fuck your least favorite gem then?

>>11184820
Because /ss/ triggers people and it's edgy.

>>11184842
What if it was a choice between Steven and your dead waifu

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Why are toddler shows so creepy?

>>11184716
>suits
>swimsuits
>other sports outfits
>wrestling outfits
>highschool AU outfits
SO MANY POSSIBILITIES AND WE GET NONE OF THEM
i think the last time any of them changed outfits was maybe restaurant wars, just a leather jacket doesn't count

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y'all like my blue?

>>11184878
Because you can't look at anything without adding a sexual lens to it.

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>>11184878
what

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>>11184403
pkease meet ronalda

>>11184888
yea

>>11184888
no

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>>11184782
Can I chose neither?

>>11184893
Huh, I'm pleasantly surprised.

>>11184869
Can he at least be bara Steven?

>>11184893
>ronaldo acually looks better as a fucking trap

>>11184893
The DSL doesn't fit her.

>>11184889
I didn't say anything about it sexual.

>>11184911
No, it's either fuck a young innocent boy or fuck your dead waifu

>>11184893
Hey Anon, you should do the other Townies. I don't recall having a Nora Sour Cream or Buck.

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>>11184650
Adding on to this, we decided the full neighborhood arrangement was
>Doomguy/Lapis
>Duke Nukem/Pearl
>Gordon Freeman/Peri
>Frank Horrigan/Jasper
>Heavy Weapons Guy/Garnet(though they aren't in love, they just married for tax benefits)
>Ed, Edd, n Eddy live in the neigborhood and try to scam everyone
>Easy Pete
>The TF2 Mercs live in a trap house, except for Sniper, who lives in his van which he shares a parking lot with Greg Universe and Steven
>The Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 survivors live in an apartment together
>The Payday gang lives in their safehouse, which is located in the woods near the neighborhood
>Frank Castle has another safehouse directly across from the Payday gang's safehouse(Coincidentally while trying to hunt them down, he never notices them)
>The Loud House household is there, minus Lynn Sr, who got a divorce. Their stepdad is now Frank Castle, who maintains a disguise by wearing a set of Groucho Marx glasses
This is Pooh's Adventure tier autism but we have fun with it. We've been meaning to write it out, as a matter of fact.

>>11184931
*sigh* at least he's 14

>>11184958
I wonder if she's only different after the Zoo escape. At the least, she should be more humble.

>>11184644
>Peridot's star outfit
Probably in the beginning of season 6 if she ends up getting poofed again

>Peridot's first fusion
Probably around season 6 too. She'd probably fuse with Steven

>Lapis' star outfit
Probably near the end of season 6 because she'd (hopefully) be ending her character arc and change

>White Diamond debut
The end of season 8

>Pink Diamond debut
A silhouette of her in season 7, full out one in season 9 with the diamonds having a flashback

>Corruption cure perfected
I'd say maybe up to the end of season 6 by having Jasper be cured first and then the rest by the beginning of season 7

>Jasper healed/redemption
She stays as half corrupted in middle of season 6, fully healed at the end

>Centi healed
The beginning of season 7

>Bismuth return
this season as a flashback, completely in season 6

>Nu-Rainbow Quartz debut
Season 6

>GarnetxSteven fusion debut
Season 7

>Off Colors return to Earth
This season

>Topaz/Aquamarine reappearance
Season 8

>Zircon reappearance
Probably during season 5 or 6. I feel like the zircons might end up arguing over how one of the Diamonds could or couldn't have done it, so they head for Earth and try to investigate to prove each other wrong (which would be a funny filler episode that brings plot to the show)

>Holly Blue/Famethyst/Betas/Zoomans
Season 6

>Ruby squad reappearance
They technically did make a reappearance

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>>11184967
she's turned to drinking her troubles away

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>>11184869
Steven is my waifu.

>>11184967
*meant to say any in place of only*

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frondly redonger that wd is the final boss, and yd and bd will turn on her once steven revives pd and she still doesn't want to spare the earth and all other species.

>>11184943
Easy Pete: Neighborhood watch

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>>11184945
>>11184951
Yes, this will do nicely for my collection.

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>>11184943
>Snoipin's a good job, Steven

>>11184878
good god, are those diaper furs?

I mean, I guess it makes sense for toddlers to relate to that but I'm more concerned about the people who made that

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Now I want this with Lapis, but flat.

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>>11184878
How hard is it for you to rotate the damn picture? Hot damn.

why do people thing the ruby squad is done appearing? what was the point of setting up the doc-jasper-eyeball love triangle?

>>11185039
She would not look so smug about being flat.

>>11185039
Lapis is obviously a twink.

>>11184975
I rarely accuse people of reddit spacing, but this is some fucking reddit spacing if I've even seen any.
This post needlessly takes up 33% more space because of it.
(Not to disregard the rhetorical contents of it, just point out the garbage formatting)

>>11185060
A deal is still a deal

>>11185066
My apologies. I just dislike typing everything as a huge clusterfuck that I don't realize that I'm taking up a bunch a space

>>11185046
I didn't notice it was upside down till I uploaded it.

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>>11184314
Dont know if you have this one anon, this was made for me by a kind draw friend months ago.

>>11184975
I'd put the first three as all happening in S5, and then maybe adding Lapis song/fusion, also in S5. And then I'd switch nu-RQ and Garnven fusion. Other then that yeah I'd agree.

>>11184943
>Punisher concealing his identity with Groucho Marx glasses
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

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i didn't mean to let them take my soul

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>>11185095
It took me less than ten seconds to rotate it mspaint, damn, now I know how Indexter feels.

>>11184878
Shows made for little kids are full of cutesy stuff without much thought put into it ('cause I mean, they're like 3-5, so I guess the shows creator assume they'll just watch anything with cartoon animals and pretty colors). So everything feels soulless and artificial, while still remaining cute with cute imagery. It makes everything plunge deep into the uncanny valely

>>11185051
I'm still curious to see if Doc, Leggy, and Army will get individual episodes of their own.

>>11184943
>The Loud House
DROPPED

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Let's hear your SU related wishes.

>>11184943
can a drawfag here draw some Doomguy/Lapis art? This is a crack ship I can get behind

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>>11185101
Very nice, I was meaning to find this picture. Thanks!

>>11184943
This sounds both entertaining and incredibly autistic.

>>11185140
I wish I could live in Beach City and try helping the Gems fight monsters

>>11185140
I want the gems to kidnap me and tie me up and use me as a stress-relieving fucktoy.

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>>11185140
I wish for Steven Universe to have a weekly schedule and to have a Pearl and jasper of my own

>>11184878
>>11185121
This, cheap CGI with dead eyes
also ages like milk, say what you will but classical animation holds up better

>>11185085
As is frequently pointed out, since the reply window is much smaller than the average screen width, text seems much "bulkier" when you're typing, compared to after it's posted. You need to take it into consideration.
Also, half of the greentexted "bullet points" in your post are just four words long at most. That always takes up very little space

>>11185140
I wish for Jasper to reform in a bikini

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So tell me, /sug/!
Do you practice your Boodles regularly?

>>11185140
I want to be a cute gem living on earth with the rest of the crystal gems in peace. I also want a Lapis song.

>>11185140
For Dewey Wins not to suck dick.

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>>11185179
No, and yet I still want to.

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I uploaded too much shit to the booru and now I'm tired.

See you later.

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>>11185217
Night Anon, hope you have a nice lucid dream with your waifu.

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>>11185194
How could a Donald Trump parody episode be anything other than great?

>>11185255
Hopefully, if that would be the case, then it must not be political. Everything's already too sdeep into politics.

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Decided to take a shot at this idea from the previous thread.

>>11185255
>BUILD DA WALL XD
>MAKE BC GREAT AGAIN XD

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>>11185203
That's no good!
Why are you not doing your daily boodles, anon?

>>11185255
If Dewey's opposition literally looks like trump, I won't know what to do with my life.
probably get drunk and watch the shit storm.

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>>11184083
Kiss her fat tummy.

I know the episode is Dewey Wins but why the fuck would he win his reelection?

The blackout, ocean tower, alien invasion and kidnappings all happened on his watch, and unless it's revealed he's a snerson, Ronaldo's predictions depend on a non-human mayor

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>>11185298
Mostly because of a busy schedule and a lack of motivation. I am weak.

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>>11185298
because i don't know what the fuck you're talking about

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>>11185313
don't tease her

>>11185288
god bless you

>>11185288
kek

>>11185315
>The blackout, ocean tower, alien invasion and kidnappings all happened on his watch
Those events are totally above his control, what sort of power he have anyway? Looking important?

>>11185315
>why the fuck would he win his reelection?
status quo convenience.

>>11185217
a good bunch I have to go through but thank you for contributing

>>11185140
I want the hiatus to end

>>11185364
he decides who lives and dies

>>11185217
Wait, people liked my idea? That's cool.

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>>11185340
I want to poke her gut and call her a pig!

>>11185388
What was your idea?

>>11185412
I said "Man, now I want a drawfag to draw a Reviewbrah Pearl" or someting to that, Must've been popular enough of a comment to have someone draw it.

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>>11185449
i don't want to

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>>11185449
>not making a male Lars
one job

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>>11185397
don't do it anon, she's still very conscious about her new weight.

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>>11185328
duh

>>11185449
is
is her belly button on her ribcage

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>Going through the booru and finding shitty old edits you did

>>11185554
no thats her rib cage

>>11185545
Are cats even supposed to eat Bananas.

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>>11185565
We all are born losers Anon

>>11185153
The gems become so annoyed at your bumbling attempts to help them on missions that they stop acknowledging you. Nevertheless, you persist until you are eventually seriously maimed by a gem monstrosity.
>>11185164
You have a good time until Alexandrite decides she wants a go. You don't survive the night.
>>11185176
Jasper reforms in a string bikini, but she's still in dog form.
>inb4 lucky for you I'm a dog lover
>>11185191
Congratulations, you are now Peridot. Lapis talk-sings her entire song in monotone.
>>11185194
Dewey Wins ends up being the gold standard of what a good filler episode should be, but it being aired out of order spoils a major plot point that ends up ruining the upcoming season. Also a slight allusion to Trump triggers just about everyone and makes /sug/ all but unreadable for months.
>>11185373
Sugar pulls a GRRM and decides to rewrite Seasons 5 and 6, pushing the hiatus into early 2019.

>>11185255
If there's not a "Dewey Defeats Truman" reference I'll riot.

>>11185565
post one

>>11185612
>Truman

oh god that's even better if the candidate isn't human. accepted

Hello am i still banned?

>>11185595
>you are now Peridot
Could be worse, at least I have sweet metal powers.
>Lapis talk-sings her entire song in monotone.
Now, this hurts.

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What if I...complimented Rose's mass

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>>11185643

>>11185643
she would probably fuck you on the spot.
Rose is a slut. She fucks many men. Pearl straight up confirmed it in canon.

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>>11185501
I want to blow raspberries on her tummy until she gets embarrassed and cries!

>>11185643
>ywn push her on the swing, grabbing a handful of that ass with each push
There needs to be more rose in bikini

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>>11185643
She will have sex with you and you will both live together happily ever after.

>>11184392
nine seasons, baby

>>11185638
A-At least she got one...

>>11185628
>The candidate "True-man" is clearly Aquamarine on Topaz's shoulders in a trenchcoat, fedora, and fake 'stache.
>Everyone is fooled by the disguise

>>11185700
It's gonna be Onion and his Autism Gang you know.

>>11185700
honestly, all they need is topaz. She's already blonde and orange

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>>11185684
>>11185665
YES
FINALLY

>>11185255
there's nothing i love more than a stylized jasper (probably). the scuffs, the upturned boots

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>>11185625
It's not good.

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>>11185729
No, I was just lying. I only did that to see your reaction. I doubt Rose would have sex with you right there. She may have a relationship with you but the road there will be long. You may not have sex with her at all. She may not like your advances.

>>11184200
I'm proud of you.

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>>11185770
Looks good anon, you should upload your work.

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>>11185778
Goddamn you.
This is the last time you do me in like this bug.

>>11185770
oh i remember those, i liked them, especially the delicious brown ones, you should do others

>>11185718
If they do that to Topaz tumblr will have a complete meltdown, and I'll also be kinda sad because Topaz deserves better.

>>11184392
Season 25

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>>11185798
Also she would probably think you're a creep. Even for a literal alien, that will be a bit too close for a stranger.

>>11185595
At least I died not a virgin.

>>11185718
Needs Aqua's snark. Topaz has the body but lacks the snide.

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>>11185369
Get this
https://github.com/Seedmanc/Booru-Augmentation-Project

And this senpai
https://github.com/ProximaNova/Booru-mass-editor
I'm still figuring out how to mass tag.

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>>11185514
>>11185328

>>11185884
Did Zuke make this? It may be the only good thing she ever did

You will pay for this /sug/.

>>11185904
She did, and it is.

>>11185904
>2014
It was before she lost it.

>>11185917
did pearl really reform all the way back in 2014?

god, this show has been on longer than I realized

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The most used tags on the booru right now

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>>11185975
>Peridot and shitposting sandwiching steven universe
Accurate representation on this place

>>11185975
delete peridot

>>11185966
It was a season one episode, after all

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>>11185666
I don't think she can take it.

>>11185966
And she never reformed again. I hope she doesn't though, her current outfit is perfect and I'm sure any new one would be shit in comparison.

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>>11186046
She's a big girl.

>>11185140

Some decent merchandise to come out already.

>>11186105
Eh. If they're going to be fighting HW soldiers again, it'd be boring if they never poofed.

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I want Jasper and Lapis to get a song together before Peridot and Lapis.

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Worst and best diamond together

i gotta... fart fart fart

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>>11184314
I can hear the screams of agony of countless gems being simultaneously corrupted.

>>11186128
I guess. I suspect at least Pearl and Garnet have to poof this season.

>>11186148
It'd be more meaningful and Jasper is probably a better singer than Peridot.

Imagine if after all this time we finally get a lapis song, and it's a rap

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>>11186189
I'm still fucking salty that Mr.Greg was wasted on Pearl.

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>>11184445
Yes, definitely, absolutely. I'd love to have another super powered toddler, or 5.

>>11186218
>when they see your murdercock

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>>11186218
>Hating the best gem getting one of the strongest episodes
I feel sorry for you anon.

>>11186218
I'm just salty that Mr. Greg was wasted in general. I would have loved an arc where Pearl and Greg start dating but realize that they're just dating each other's memories of Rose

>>11186249
>Strongest episodes
Mr.Greg was literally a musical, IT DIDN'T EVEN USE ALL 7 OF IT'S SONGS TOO.
I tried counting that shit and I didn't get a max of 7 songs by the end.

What I hate about it is that Pearl's muh rose affected Greg which gave them something to get over the hateboner Pearl had for Greg.
Seriously, Garnet or Amethyst could have sang at least once, but no, waste all 7 songs on Pearl and the meh steven and greg duos.

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>>11186189
Seriously, a duet between the two of them? Golden. Though I've always felt the songwriting for SU can be a little hit or miss. Especially with how they give Garnet songs way outside of Estelle's range.

>>11186218
I'm just sad because I thought at least Amy and Garnet would get a musical number with there being the promise of 9 fucking songs; but whatever, the next musical episode seems to feature all of our gems plus Stevonnie so that's cool.

>>11186213
as long as it's not lapidot and cringe i don't care

>>11186279
I suspect we're getting another musical episode, involving the other gems.

So uh, you may be in luck.

>>11186213
I would laugh at lapisfags for getting something like that instead of singing.

>>11186213
https://youtu.be/BxHNztg0X3s?t=30s
It's just this with Lapis

is Zuke the Ken Penders of SU

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>>11185140
I wish I was a gem, they're basically immortal as long as they don't get shattered. Working in the zoo, being a lawyer, I'd even take being Peridot. Just let me be a gem in Steven's Universe.

Imagine if the first Lapis song is a duet with Peridot called the meepmorp song.
Peridot is screaming at the top of her lungs and her voice is cracking, and Lapis does a completely monotone rap.

.>>11186325
I actually want a pic of Lapis as the dog now.

>>11186346
If your gem is in a really good spot too you can practically be invincible.

>>11185595
You are very good at Monkey's Paw.

>>11186357
the John and Yoko of our generation

>>11186357
this would be reality if zuke was still on the show

>>11185884
i remember when zuke was fun

>>11186189
>and jasper is probably a better singer than peridot
Sad but true

>>11186308
>>11186290
Does anyone have the screenshot of the recent recording session with Stevonnie and all them? That's likely it, and based on the date it'll either be late S5 or early S6.

>>11186399
I miss the old Zuke a lot.

remember your daily purge!

>>11186288
It could possibly one of the best in the show if done right. Jasper's VA has pretty good range so the only issue would be Sugar's tendency to repeat verses way too much (It's Over Isn't It/What's the Use of Feeling Blue)

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>>11186450
>>11186399
I actually remember /sug/ liking Zuke a lot. I suppose the whole peridot thing was the turning point on all that.

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>>11186334
>is Zuke the Ken Penders of SU?

Has she sued CN for control over characters she "created" and plans on using them for disgusting CGI comics?

>>11186495
not yet

>>11186357
Meep to the morp to the morp to the meep
Spicin' up the barn for all of you peeps
Makin' lots of morps with my pal, Peridot
Don't tell her that I said this but I think she's very hot

>>11186486
The turning point was her losing her fucking mind. Also, people seemed more mad at her Lapis characterization than anything.

>>11186495
Not yet.

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>>11186357
>my name is Lapis and I'm here to say
>I'm really fucking depressed in a major way

>>11186529
>Meep to the morp to the morp to the meep
Gives me her love--
oh stay--
to please the girl and be her--

Gives me her love--
oh stay--
to please the girl--

>>11186563
I'd unironically like if she did the lame white rapper thing, like if the gems had some memey rap battle episode or something.

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

Working on:
>Martha/OC: https://pastebin.com/nitjhM83

Coming soon:
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

I had some computer issues earlier today, but they seemed to have subsided.

>>11186525
>>11186560

Good, but I expect CN to handle their contracts better than Archie did.

Seriously, what ended up happening could've been avoided and it's sad to see them lose the license because of it.

>>11186558

You hit the nail on the head, the admittance of using Peridot as a self-insert character also soured some people too.

connie best waifu

>>11186647
Cringy rap battles are quintessential to a modern cartoon, I'm surprised SU hasn't done one yet.

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>>11186558
/sug/ was actually upon a time very mixed about Zuke of said drama.
But then the poopingpenis blog was revealed.
I'm still confused at the anon who revealed it, it sounds like they knew about it for a long time since it was lowkey talked about once before it reared it's ugly head for the dramatic drop that it existed.

>>11186675
As the uncle Tom Ian is, he won't ever recommend to Rebecca to do a rap battle

>>11186675
Cringy like Tidus laughing cringy?
Or cringy from how hard they're trying?

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Do you ever see a post and worry if op is gonna survive the night?

>>11186715
The second if they try to act like they're being cool.

>>11186744
Euugh.
Yeesh yea, it's just terrible when a show tries too hard for a relevant with the times joke that falls flat.

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anyone jerking off right now?

>>11186469
>not doing it several times a day

>>11186558
She admitted to writing characters to fit her vision of the show, that was not agreed on by the rest of the crew, so it's kinda valid to be mad about that. Also she wasn't that funny and was bad at drama, and stopped giving a fuck about her art.

>>11186784
I do it every time I eat, but I usually only try to eat once a day

>>11186768
yea

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This is Japser.

She finally feels pretty, so say something nice to her

>>11186815
please cum a lot thanks

>>11186818
Kill it

>>11186818
she needs bigger tits and her hair is ugly

>>11186818
You've ruined yourself.

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>>11186726
No, why should I concern myself with the emotional state of someone that I've never seen face to face? Some kind words might stop someone from offing themselves today, but what of tomorrow, or the next day? Ultimately, it's up to them to help themselves, we can only do so much, so there's no reason to worry about them. That being said, the best thing you can do when you do feel like things are extremely bad would be to talk to your family, or go see a psychiatrist.

On a lighter note, baby Jaspers.

>>11186809
eating makes me anxious but everyone started to ask too many questions when I started to lose weight even faster

>>11186819
i will :3

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>>11186818
She can finally leave those dangerous and violent times behind and focus in the things that truly matters.

>>11186850
i get really embarrassed when i go to the doctor because of it but thankfully they haven't said anything yet