/ERP/ Thread - /fit/ edition Sex burns a lot of calories. Old

Nina
Sponty
Trixie
Shy
Faye
Jasper

>>11180862
Long ago, the six avas lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the Anon nation attacked.

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/fit/...ah shit...

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>>11180885
I have little to no fit and I'm not tired enough to cease yet.

Oh well, what can you do?

>>11180820
You'd do that ? Thank you, ma'am, I'd love that !
>The recruit placed the dumbbell back on its rack looking at his superior with gratitude.
Well, then, I'm in your hands, ma'am, just tell me what to do !
>He smiled, looking overjoyed to receive coaching from his idol.

>>11180862
i swear this list changes everytime someone posts it

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>>11180876
>Anon
Come on faggot you know who the real bad guy is here

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>>11180757
>It was about that time again. Sitting around all day on the beach was nice and relaxing enough on its own, and some people might call living that type of life a delight, but not Jasper. She needed engagement, something to do and spend her time on, and something to strain her physically, push her limits so to speak. Of course most of the things she could think of would draw her attention and get her in trouble save for one alternative she found. Speaking of, as she pondered her new favorite activity walking across the beach, she found a lone man sitting by himself on the beach, a smile passing over her face when she saw him, walking close enough that her shadow blocked out the sun for him
Hey there. You got a minute to help a girl in need right?
(Hang on to everyone I'm rping with, something just came up that won't take long)

Does LWA fag still come around here?

>>11180862
The newfag list

>still no Kawakami ava

>>11180916
>bad guy
>not posting dom
you had one job that wasn't finishing that starter

>>11180916
I wish someone else would pick her up

>>11180941
Yeah.

>>11180916
>tfw I'll never get a pacifist run complete because I can't ever let Undyne live

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>>11180962
working on it anon

Anyone here playing a monster/skel/slime/..? I kinda wanna get fucced by one

>>11181003
Really ? Nice.

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>>11180848
Name 1 (One) (I) (Uno) (Eins) thing better than a girls sweaty abs.

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So I guess it's time for the nazi to take her leave, or?

>>11181025
It was nice seeing you back. Take care of yourself.
>Homo kissu

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>>11180975
That joke isn't really funny anymore

>>11180977
>Being this retarded

>>11180995
>Hating the best character

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>>11180848
>/fit/ edition
Summoning Wii-Fit Trainer! The sexiest fit girl around!

What we doing Saturday?

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>>11181042
I was just asking if I wasn't needed no more, I wasn't going to leave... Shit I got nothing better to do anyway.

>>11181044
If someone will play her I'll rp with them man. They just gotta play undyne

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>>11181006
you already have a skeleton inside you.

>>11181003
The man: You da.

>>11180921
>He looks up at her in minor annoyance, eyes half open.
I appreciate the offer, but I'm here to take in the scene and relax. Please move aside, I'm getting kind of cold.
>He sits up and shields his face with one hand, getting a better look at her before his eyes widen in fear at her formidable stature. He tenses up and stands up, looking around for any potential help should the need arise, but finds no one in sight. He instinctially tries to subtly inch away as to not draw her ire.

>>11181044
There's a really fckin' simple solution to ensure I'll never make it again.
Can you guess what it is?

Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

>>11181068
I bet Nazis make out well.

>>11181020
Her cum filled pussy after you finish inside her?

>>11181057
might as well fuck a mannequin
actually i'd probably rather the mannequin

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>>11180885
we got a nazi character now, huh?
i did nazi this one coming.

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>>11181146

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>>11181070
Hotaru already fucking plays her you braindead shit
She's even using my folder for it

s m FUCKING h

>>11181109
alright what

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>>11181146
You were never funny.
You aren't funny now.
You likely will never be funny.

>>11181066
Idk
Ask Papa bones

>>11181156
(spoilers: it's making the fucking starter. inb4 'b-but i'll get shitposted at' as if that's not a fucking universal constant at this point.)

>>11181156
Haven't seen them around i guess.

>>11181156
Starter when?

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>>11181122
Well you'll never know if you don't try it out yourself

>>11181146
>now

Oh great, more new ones, it's surprising really. But then again, it is not at all.

>>11181209
You'd be interested in such a thing?

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>>11181125
Wrong!

>>11180862
TOP TIER
>Sponty
>Trixie

OKAY TIER
>Nina
>Shy
>Jasper

SHIT TIER
>Faye

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>>11181020
Her back. Sweat is optional.

>>11181184
But didn't Paul play Orisa way back when and it went well? People were even calling the Orisa Ava Paul, but they just ignored them and finished their session.
Can't we get that back?

>>11181249
Move Shy to top tier and it's perfect.

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>>11181272
Fine taste, Papa Bones.

>>11181281
>Paul's best and most recent RP was as an Overwatch character
Que?

>>11181249
Why the Faye heat?

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>>11181217
Perhaps I am, what then?


(Though at the moment I'm trying to muster the motivation to go to the kitchen and get some food, maybe a smoke at some point. Not sure desu)

>>11181281
>Wanting Paul at all
Don't. Stop that.

>>11181296
he's admitted to fap to the chars even though the game's shit or summat
which is reasonable

>>11181249
TOP TIER
>Sponty
>Trixie
>Shy

OKAY TIER
>Jasper

SHIT TIER
>Nina
>Faye

Is there a gay version of financial domination?

>>11181317
I imagine we'd have a go at it, see how we fit each other's rhythm. Although, I must say I didn't expect someone of your disposition to be so open to something so simple.

(Go eat, you fuck.)

>>11181332
There's always going to be desperate retards going for Paul/peridot, it's just gonna happen.

>>11181382
Yeah, it's whatever peach does

>>11181397
Knowing it's going to happen and supporting it happening are two different things. Never support Paul. He had a shit fit because DMG didn't want to RP fight him. RP fight, like Facebook tier fist fights

>>11181378
awful list

>>11181382
As in financial domination with a male master instead of a female one? Yeah, it's still financial domination.

>>11181426
He has a shitfit nearly every day

>>11181426
Like a fatal four way?

>>11181440
Yeah. Don't support his shitfits

>>11181382
Alimony

>>11181378
Only accurate list

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>>11181385
Seeing as it is so simple is why I'm so open about it. It's not like you asked for a permission to fuck me in the ear?

(Brought the food to me, problem solved.)

>>11181438
>financial domination
Ok...that sounds pretty dumb.

>>11181449
I'm not saying we should, just that regardless of what you say, there's always going to be some faggot who tries to get rp out of him and the other nigger, if only to gloat about it.

>>11181444
Yes. Paul wanted LD to fight DMG's Tour. DMG didn't want to do Paul had an autism fit.

>tfw no Eldar chicks
Might as well die...

>>11181459

>Shy that high
>Faye and Nina on the same tier
>Okay Tier occupied by only one person
Objectively wrong.

>>11181461
(Fuck, something came up. I'm so sorry. Enjoy your food!)

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>taking any list seriously

>>11181507

Listposting is good for weeding out the good avas from the bad so you know who to play with

>>11181465

It is.

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>>11181501
(It alright, and I will)

>>11181486
Eldar are sluts. Stick to sisters of battle

>>11181515
You're not even trying

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>>11181507
>But I like to show which ones I like. They have to like the praise and don't hate it at all.
>Why are we losing so many avas?

>>11181518
So, how do you feel about eugenics ?

>>11181515
Except they're meme opinions

>>11181534
>ava leaving because someone posts a list that calls them bad
lmao

>>11181519
But why? If Eldar pussy is good enough for Big Bobby G, it's good enough for me. I just wanna make a Howling Banshee scream my name and beg for the Big Human Cock.

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>I-I'm totally set for life, and got a great job!
>I'd be rolling in the pussy if I wasn't so lazy!
>spends the entirety of his free time shitposting two already terrible threads
The life of vino/izaya

>>11181566
>Wanting to be like Gillyman
You fool

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>>11181538
Last time I discussed eugenics was questioning what logic people have blaming iceland if the icelandic people voluntarily aborted their downies to extinction from the island.

How I feel about eugenics on the other hand, well, selective breeding works with other species, why not us?

>>11181582
Hey now, if anyone can unfuck the Imperium, it's him. As much as I am loath to admit.

>>11181580
>I'd be rolling in the pussy
Diego is Vino/izaya?

>>11181580
Not sure if i can trust a post with kiriya attached

>>11181545
>Shitposting and erp thread
lmaoing @ur life

>>11181590
>selective breeding works with other species
I mean, sure, if you enjoy a plethora of defects, yeah.

>>11181566
Personally I'd prefer a nice, possibly moderately brain corrupted necron girl

>>11181490
You have shit taste.

>>11181599
Fair point. I just wish it was nearly anyone else. Like the Khan or Omega

>>11181610
>comparing killing downies to the ages upon ages of inbreeding necessary to make shit like pugs happen

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>>11181602
He said the exact same shit, so it works with either of the faggots.
>>11181603
I lie for the greater good, aibo.

>>11181599
What about the rumors of Papa Sang?

>>11181619
To each their own, we gotta prove Humanity is the superior species in every way.

>>11181519
>not privateering with some eldar sluts, knowing you'll end up dead or raped (the non-fun kind) if she ever gets the upper hand and you're no longer useful
Live on the edge brah

>>11181631
I'd say Rogal Dorn, but he's too blunt. At least he's not a Turbo Autist like Perturabo was.

>>11181637
If you say so Kiriya. Just glad it isn't Christmas anymore for you.
Oh Fuck Sunday is the last one isn't it?

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>>11181610
Good point, then again why the fuck are we discussing eugenics in here in the first place?

we should be tossing opinions, and isnults, and then one of us starts a long-term personal crusade against the other, and then it becomes a meme.

>>11181634
Man shit, can we NOT talk about this right now? I'd rather talk about selective breeding in the sense that I deny breeding from anons by swallowing instead...

>>11181639
Who?

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>>11181668
Yup.

>>11181659
Dorn could be interesting. Vulkan would be too nice

>>11181672

What about vaginal intercourse?

Perhaps in the missionary position?

>>11181672
>I deny breeding from anons by swallowing instead
Aw man, I can't tell if I'm insulted or aroused. That's probably the point, isn't it?

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>>11181682
Im gonna miss him. But mostly THE MAN

>>11181672
>Wanted to talk about eugenics in the erp sense, since nazis were known to do that
>start a shitstorm instead
Fuck. Should've worded that better

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>>11181717
He fills up most of my folder.

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>>11181659
>I'd say Rogal Dorn, but he's too blunt.
It's true. It would be highly inefficient to use me as a saw.

>>11181676
There's been a few rumors, and I personally hope they AREN'T true, that Sanguinius might be coming back...

>>11181740
>when you realize Dorn is basically Reinhardt
interdasting

>>11181691
Way too nice, unfortunately. Still an absolute bro on the battlefield, though. Russ would be too chaotic, better to let him do his thing against the enemies of the Imperium.

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Its not that I don't try
Its just that i'm better on the ground

>>11181566
>Thinking they would ever settle for mon-keigh dick
You're looking for the nig eldar

>>11181741
Oh God, I hope not. Let the guy rest, he took a Blow for the Emperor for fucks sake

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>>11181699
JESUS CHRIST dubs...how could you even suggest such a vile thing?

What kind of perverted mi- ah well fuck the memes that does sound better than what I have now which is nada

>>11181714
Yeeeeeaaahhhh....definitiely what I was trying to accomplish there.

>>11181719
>read post
>instant shame
I bring dishonor to my famiry, I will now commit ritual sudoku.

No wait, I'm not japanese...you get the idea anyway.

>>11181734
I love them both so i ordered doctors

>>11181750
Other way around pleb

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>>11181750
He has a hammer. I too have a hammer. Are you suggesting all men with hammers are the same?

>>11181770
where's the starter fishlips

>>11181782
>thinking some poor sexually starved Farseer wouldn't jump at the chance to get laid for the first time in several centuries
Nigga, please

>>11181814
IF I HAD A HAMMER
I'D HAMMER IN THE MORNING
I'D HAMMER IN THE EVENING
ALL OVER THIS LAND
I'D HAMMER AT HERETICS
I'D HAMMER AT A WARNING

>>11181785
denying attempts at breeding is unironically my fetish

>>11181814
Do you deny they are Rogal?

Listposting is good because it brings discussion to the threads.

>>11181883
If only it brought ERP to the threads

When I say post, you say cards. Post!

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>>11181845
That is good. Hammering is good.

>>11181869
They are the same in that they are all men with hammers.

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>>11181920
Old card

https://youtu.be/Zxei4hgOBp4

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>>11181859
I don't think I've ever tried that, the opposite sure, plenty of times, but I really haven't denied any seed from entering...any crevice, really.

>>11181920
Office

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>>11181920
Cards.

>>11181920
Credits scene

>>11181938
when i say finish, you say starter

>>11181938
... From binding of Isaac or is there another demonic eve i don't know about?

>>11181939
Very funny.
>>11181947
>Insert Jerry Seinfeld theme

>>11181939

First time for everything.

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>>11181920

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>>11181960
yeah

>>11181957
okay

>>11181969
WHAT IN THE JACK FUCKING HANNAH IS THAT?

>>11181944
Post!

>>11181939
Well it's more about ensuring cum never ever sees the inside of a pussy. Hands, mouth, ass, feet.. anything is fair game to keep the man from fulfilling his dreams of breeding the woman in front of him

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Reminder that good piggies send their Queen money ([email protected]), don't you want to make me happy?

>>11181910
it should inspire you to do better so people actually put you on a list

>>11181969
Where's Umiko-chan?!

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>>11181989
Cardo.

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>>11181982
It's the Jagermonsta! Legend has it that merely gazing upon this creature will cause extreme drunkenness! I however am immune to its effects.

>>11181991
DMG does the same thing with his Little Sister ava for free.

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>>11181991
Man and I thought I was autistic

>>11182014
Scalie schoolie?

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>>11181999
Not being added until I properly utilize her.

>>11181997
Which requires people, and there aren't many anymore. Can't imagine why

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>>11182011
How's that?

>>11181982
Gotta admit, i did not see an isaac character showing up here

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>>11181965
Glad you liked it.

>>11181967
Well, that is true. Seeing as tonight was the first time I even considered the concept of administering the dicking instead of receiving it.

>>11181990
Oh, so my consuela act is good enough for it.
"no no, no put dick in there."
"no make mess..."
"no no..."

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>>11181920
Working on expanding!

>>11182007
When I say Paul's, you say autistic. Paul's!

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>>11182030
I am already drunk!

>>11182047
Ehh.

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>>11181991

Listen lady, I may not have many standards, but I still have SOME!

>>11182045

You...have a dick?

>>11182046
Really, who are you planning to add ?

>>11182058
Paul's!

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>>11181991
Wow...just...wow....

Teach me.

How do I make profits here?

Preferrably tax-free...fuck roads.

>>11182039
And you still won't see it.

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>>11182046
If you're looking for an investor, I offer generous rates!

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>>11182018
z

>>11182039
I hate myself

>>11182052
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

>>11182080
Autistic!

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>>11182074
Do you want me to have one?

>>11182074
Shut the fuck up, Boco.

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>>11182080
Gonna need to finish that starter some day.

>>11182097

I've always thought that its irrelevant next to a pretty face and rockin' chest, frankly.

>>11182099

Yes sir...

>>11182091
How many spare items do I need to sell for a night with you?

>>11182095
>I hate myself
Clearly

>>11182095
>>11182100
When I say fuck, you say bitches. Fuck!

>>11182022
>that pic
Now I really want to lick Umiko-chan's slim belly.

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>>11181920
I remember people bitching about my old card. So I made a new one.

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>>11182121

>>11182126
I don't know what number 3 is.
But want.

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>>11182122
The best part is that you can feel her abs through the tummy, yet not visible.
Maximum cute.

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>>11182116
tsk tsk tsk...how gay.

Don't worry about it, I doubt that me posessing a dick is far from a permanent state of matters.

>>11182126
>Shadman
>Text in the image
>Shitty sketch tier lineart

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>>11182118
Depends on what service you're looking for, valued customer. Talking? Dancing? Drinking? I offer all sorts of company depending on what you want to put up.

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>>11182126
Dancer's ass.

>>11182091
I'd visit your secret shop

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>>11182077
Gonna try to play Kawakami, hopefully I can do her justice

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>>11182091
T-Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass..

>>11182153

Hey, if loving tits is gay, then I must be gayer than Liberace.

Uh, ma'am. Sir. Sir ma'am.

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>>11182167
Have your member card on hand?

>>11182185
Nonsense! It would be a stain on my career as a business woman if I didn't help a budding young woman jump start her career.

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>>11182148
>Dancer of the Boreal Valley
>Giant undead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3xQga-2LX4

>>11182162
>I really should stop trying to please anons..

>>11182165
>Her best feature next to her size.

>>11182170
>justice
no she's temperance
memes aside MY MAN

>>11182209
Of course ! Both member card and silver card. I had to jump through some hoops to get my hands on both.

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>>11182209
N-No really! I'm fine on my own...

>>11182220
I don't know shit about dark souls
But I want this thing to bully the shit out of me.
And/or marry it in unholy matrimony.

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>>11182095
Of all people to go along with such a stupid joke I did not expect you.

>>11182209
>>11182209
Is that you Ryuko?
Fuck off.

>>11182220
>Giant
>Grade A Rear
Take me now.

>>11182255
It's technically a human so go for it

>>11182280
>technically a human
slightly disappointing but I'll roll with it

>>11182268
Is that you whiny anon?
Fuck off

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>>11182255
TL;DR Giant. Huge ass. No tongue (so mute) Sick dance moves, huge ass, royal girl. Huge ass.

>>11182272
>I'm dead on my feet but I can milk myself for a session.
>You wanna write the starter or will I?

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>>11182266
>He still thinks I have any form of respect for myself
>He actually expected me to rebut his shitty meme
>He actually thinks I come here to enjoy myself

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>>11182241
Well then!
>Out of thin air, Anna's secret shop materializes before the two of them. A clearly lavish establishment from even the outside, Anna pulls a key chain out of natural pocket and twirls it around one dainty finger. She bends over and slips it inside, letting a small bear keychain hang off the bottom of the iron. She swings the door wide open and disappears inside. The moment he steps in, lanterns flicker to life and illuminate the inside of a comfortable, rustic looking weapon and utility shop with goods spanning across multiple continents lining the shelves. She stands hunched forward atop both palms behind her shop's counter, tilting her head from side to side.
Welcome to the Secret Shop, valued customer!

>>11182245
Well then, maybe I can do you for something else? New sword? Maybe a master seal? Some sort of dancing enhancer?

>>11182318
Then why post your card dude?

>>11182299
Well you can start, just as long as you have the energy to do so. Don't wanna get you too tired just for a session.

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>>11182192
Whichever, though you can run along now, I won't be of much joy for long anyhow.

Too damn tired...

>>11182299
REV UP THOSE ENGAGEMENT RINGS.

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About time I come out of hiding

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>>11182343
>Well, if you're okay with it I'll save the Dancer for later when I'm more alive. I'm going to eat soon so that might wake me up, if not I'll try to be around tomorrow.

>>11182382
>The Dark Souls universe isn't very... liking to marriages. The most recent one was a sword to the fucking face.

>>11182340
Alright, I'll take two spare javelins, a hand axe, a physic staff...
>He seems to think for a second, before poiting dramatically at her, slamming his silver card on the counter
... And you !

>>11182371

Oh, okay. Have a pleasant evening then, ma'am.

>>11182425
Are you implying swords to the face aren't erotic.

>>11182425
I'll be here for a couple of hours, so I can wait.

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>>11182342
https://youtu.be/ttQVPruLl3c

>>11182455
I don't get it but I'm definitely gonna give it a listen later. Still tho

>>11182455
Don't post Hex we have a better player of her now

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>>11182448
>... Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MP0zMUxy6s

>>11182450
>See you in a bit. Have this gif if I don't come back.

>>11182422
(In the mood for Katori tonight?)

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>>11182493
Suck my ass

>>11182492
aight

>>11182492
He's not here to play, and he just posts music whenever a quest is too hard for h, trying to talk to him won't get anywhere

>>11182534
Speaking of, you get any mileage out of that exclusive undyne i posted last week?

>>11182534
don't post characters you can't play as well as someone else

>>11182494
>That gif
I luv u Faye
>Kissu

>>11182557
Ah. That's a shame. Oh well, back to shitposting about Warhammer

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>>11182518
(Sure thing! What are you interested in doing?)

>>11182494
I have no idea what the fuck this was supposed to mean.
And I was expecting it to end similarly to the idea I had. Oh well.

>>11181991
I tried this a couple weeks ago and nobody fell for it

Literally how the fuck do you do this bullshit

>>11182422
Hey Aether sis, you up to doing some /ss/?

>>11182579
I want that battleship to tease me and then let me fuck her tits off

>>11182585
>send money to yourself through paypal
>make it look like you have a shitton of clients
>sucker one or two chumps in and make a cool $20
it's the same reason successful kickstarters always have some money in there to start and the reason a tip jar is never empty

you're more likely to give if someone else has already given

>>11182585

You keep looking until you find someone gullible enough. Its really quite sad.

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>>11182595
Aether sis is always ready for /ss/. Do you want to start?

>>11182651
Sure! Is starting off some time where we last left off fine?

>>11182579
(I'm the Anon from last night. If you wanna try to play off my game experiences a bit, my Admiral spent the whole day ordering sorties to a large-scale event. We finished up the first two missions which is a good success, but there's a lot more to go and time's always running out so he's still a bit stressed. I'd love for Katori to visit the office and try to calm him down a bit with some gentle lewd orders, or something like that. If that works for you I can write a starter.)

>>11182628
>battleship
SO triggered right now holy shit

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>>11182429
>Her pearly white smile twitches when she casts her eyes on the silver card. Why did she print that damn thing? Half off of the entire store? Her reluctance isn't shown as she prances about the warehouse knowing exactly what to gather and wear. Returning in a jiffy, she splays the requested items across the wooden counter top.
Okay! That's 700 for both javelins, 375 for the axe, 900 for the stick, aaaand....
>The tips of her finger pushes the silver card back from the center towards his side of the desk.
Thaaaat card doesn't work for that service. Sorry! It's in the fine print. But, pick from our list of services, and I'll add that to your total, okay?
>With a nod, wink, and smile to her right, she points towards a wooden sign situated right at the end. Scrawled upon it in chalk are various 'services', none outside the ordinary, and increasing the price the more sensual it became. Hourly rates applied in case the customer is interested in more than one go. In smaller print, the words 'For anything not listed, ask vendor.'

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>>11182559
Fuck

>>11182568
Oh man, for a second there I almost gave a fuck about what you thought

>>11182688
do you give a fuck about finishing starters

>>11182688
Oh did you not see it? That sucks, i don't have it on my phone. I posted itas a sort of thanks for the "leave while you can" message. Clearly i didn't listen but still

>>11182688
stop replying

>>11182688
you don't play undyne as well as fronk either so you should probably delete that folder too

>>11182686
Alice seems hot as fuck. But why do I get the suspicion there's a dick hiding there?

>>11182753
>>11182686
>Alice
I meant Alex. Wtf is wrong with me.

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>>11182717
I probably did but don't remember what I filenamed it
idk I think this was it

>>11182709
no

>>11182722
no

>>11182750
no
also it's hotaru not fronk

>>11182772
glad you know who outclasses you

>>11182753
There isn't if that helps

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>>11182628
(Teasing is what she does best)
>>11182671
(Yes that's good)
>>11182678
(I get you)
>After a brief knock on the door to warn him, Katori slips into her Admiral's office. Just as she suspected, the poor man was under a lot of strain. She could just feel it in the air, the tension and stress from being responsible for organising these sorties. With a spring in her step she comes over, a coy smile on her lips
How are you feeling, Admiral?

>>11182772
Yup, that was it. A friend of mine drew it after undertale came out and they realized i liked the fish

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Actually fuck it, might as well stick around, it's not as if I'm making things worse...

>>11182797
Hey. Only person to like Paul. Fuck off. Or get their discord so you can fuck off together.

>>11182681
Hm...
>He pocketed his card, and paid for the weapons, setting them aside for later. He then studied the sign, a look of deep thought on his face.
So, I don't suppose I can buy your services, both as a woman and as a soldier, for an extended period of time ? Some sort of mercenary/sex slave combo ? That'd be the easiest for me, I'm ready to put the price in, of course. Name it.
>He crosses his arms, looking seriously at the merchant
You have to understand, I like to get my money's worth when I spend something, I'd like to be able to enjoy you thoroughly.

>>11182803
Are you okay? You seem really unsure. What's up, Nazihottie?

>>11182772
Good, you've admitted it, subject dropped.
Someone else will likely meme it but you've managed to quit the most prevalent starter-poster.

>>11182793
>(Teasing is what she does best)
Prove it

>>11181991
This is cruel if this is actually real...

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>>11182822
Multiple overlapping distress signals.

Or something.

>>11182842
How is it cruel?

To these men the money is well worth the orgasm

They can just as easily say no

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>>11182817
Sorry! This bird flies free. It's a matter of principle. Though if you're delving into some sort of loot laden lair...
>Considering the possibility of an extended vacation, Anna brings the palm of her fingerless glove to her ruby lips and giggles a feminine, soft laugh directly into the center.
I think I can maybe do that for....75,000 gold? And a claim to whatever you might find. I can bring a sword, staff, and a few other things if you know what I mean! How about we discuss this in my private quarters, hmm?
>Dipping her hands behind her waist, she scuttles off kicking the back of her boot towards the front door and locking it with an audible click.

>>11182793
>The knocking sound at his door pulls the Admiral's head out of mission reports and fleet plans that littered his desk. He looks up from his work just as the training cruiser enters his office, the gentle smile on her face leading him to set his pen down and enjoy a moment of reprieve from the hectic work of the summer operation. He reclined in his chair for a moment as Katori entered his office, as he hurriedly gathered the papers strewn across his desk to appear a bit more presentable.
Ahaha, you know when to check up on me, don't you? As busy as you'd expect, Katori, but things are going well. We made a lot of progress today.

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>>11180941
A believing heart is your LWAva, anon!

>>11182850
What do you mean?

>>11182886
>He chuckles, clearly amused by this. He then nods.
Sure, I think such an important contract is worth being... Discussed. Lead the way.
>He follows her further inside the shop, admiring her rear while she's ahead of him. With a few quick steps forward, he catches up, and whispers into her ear.
Surely you won't mind if I... Barter a little ?

>>11182793
(Ok!)

>In one of the many rooms of the Aether Paradise building, a young trainer sleeps peacefully within the arms of one of their many identical employees. The two resting atop a bed, he dreams about all the new things she has taught him, her touch still fresh within his young mind. It was hard to tell how much time has past since then, but if one were take a look outside, they would see that the sun was starting to set, the golden orb slowly hiding itself under the horizon. Suddenly, the young trainer status to rustle about underneath the covers, and he soon wakes up. The first thing he sees is the sleeping face of the employee, to which he smiles before breaking free from her gentle hold. Hands placed on her arm, he tries to shake her awake.
Wake up sis!

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*hicc* What are you starin' at?

>>11182981
...How the fuck did you end up in my house AGAIN, who the fuck even are you?!

>>11182981
Oh god dammit, stop passing out on my lawn Beth, especially when you're naked.

>>11182981
Your butt you drunkie.

>>11182981
I dunno, fuckin' hot drunk moms?

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>>11182838
(Is this enough teasing for you?)
>>11182900
>She keeps walking forward, still keeping an outwardly professional demeanour. Then she turns around, hopping onto the desk. She's now sitting, almost lounging on the desk in an undeniably provocative pose. Her legs are kicked up to show off those pantyhose clad thighs. It's almost like she's coming onto her admiral, though it's hard to tell how serious she is with that smile
Things are going well and you are working hard.. But at the same time, you shouldn't push yourself too much.
>As she talks she reaches out with the crop, the flat end sliding up the bottom of the mans chin and keeping his head up.

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>>11182941
Mnn....
>From in front of her shoulder, he shoots him a coquettish glare accompanied by coy smile. Her finger dips back behind and drags along the contour of his chin, ending with one little tap in the very center.
Gold speaks in this establishment, but I don't think I mind a little bit of trade. Gets the competitive juices flowing.
>Her peach shaped behind gives a faint push back, bumping directly into the center of the customer's crotch. Only a brush, and once again she's ahead, swaying her hips from side to side in a natural swing only enhanced by how tight the red leather clung to her body. It's fullness left nothing to the imagination. When they reached Anna's inner chambers, the magical lanterns behind them faded, and the ones in the room spark to life. She halts at the foot of her bed and spins around, falling onto the edge and pushing both hands behind her back in order to prop her up.
So what made you want me all to yourself? I'm sure there's plenty of cheap whores out there on the road.

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>>11182990
I' aint in any house, I'm on the lawn! You look familiar though..

>>11182991
I'm not naked, I'm SUNBATHING!

>>11182997
Quit it, you *hicc* perv! I'll kick you right in the dick, loser

>>11183008
Ah, hot? Do you mean me? I'm not *hicc* drunk though..

>>11182929
the digits dont lie

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Sickly, sinful, spectacles stand, shuffle, shamble and saunter shamelessly in mine scandalized sight! I suggest a solution... Surely such sedition should sour and succumb to Sigvald - the salacious, scandalous and sensational servant of Slaanesh! Son of Succubi, scion of sordid acts and slayer of squalid serfs!
See how I stroll, stride, swagger and swirl, spin, and slash and stab at stupid, senseless scum! Soon they shall swoon, shall seek solace and death from sundry and torments wrought on them by my strategic, severing, scintillating shower of shimmering strikes!
Send for the sword - summon Sliverslash!

>>11183032
You passed out at a party. I had to drag you home. Your kid's nice. Your uh. Husband I think? He's kindof a prick though.

>>11183032
I don't see anyone else around here. ...And if you're sure, maybe you might need a drink then?

Long as it's not, y'know, puking drunk.

>>11183032
Jesus Beth, you always do this. You wake me up the night before and start rambling about how you want me to drown out my problems with you while you drink wine like lemonade on a hot summer's day. Then you strip naked and say that your body needs to breath, what the fuck does that even mean?

>>11183032
Fine I'll quit it. Do you mind sunbathing on someone else's lawn though? You're not exactly easy to ignore.

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>>11183067
How much for the sword?

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>>11183067
Ayy could you like. Not. I don't like pantheon wars here, bodies get all fucked up and I don't know WHO to claim for the Wight hordes.

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Sorry to the people I was rping with, the thing that came on went longer than I thought and was more important than I thought

>>11183101
Don't make me RP Nagash to get your ass under control bonesy.

>>11181249
>>SHIT TIER
>>Faye
>>11181378
>SHIT TIER
>>Nina
>>Faye

I think you guys missed the RP she did with Chiyo today.

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>>11182957
>The employee's eyelids begin to flutter awake as the cute boy shakes her. It takes a minute for her to collect her thoughts, remembering all the things she did. How she did something unforgivable, seducing and taking advantage of a young trainer, satisfying her lust with him and loving every second of it. When met with his bright, shining face she couldn't help herself all over again, pulling him into an embrace and smothering him with her cocoa bosom. Her white nightshirt doesn't do much to hide her breasts, the fabric threatening to slip and show what's underneath
Mmnhh just a little longer..

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>>11183122
Nigga I got one god.
And he sure as fuck ain't no Necromancer.

>>11183028
Maybe. But I don't want any old prostitute.
>The man slowly walked towards the bed, wearing a smile on his face. He stopped in front of her, his crotch only inches from her face.
I only want the best. And you are the best, aren't you ? Therefore...
>He cupped her cheek with his hand, staring deep into her ruby eyes, a mischevious light in his eyes.
... I want you. I won't accept any substitute.
>He caressed her lips with a finger, admiring her like a porcelain doll, with just a hint of lust visible in his eyes. With his foot, he parted open her legs.
Of course, I'll make sure you're fully satisfied, I care deeply for my beloved subordinates. And by traveling with me, you'll be able to see treasures beyond your wildest imagination.

>>11183131
>>11183108

>>11183141
>BONEY HANDS LOUDLY CLATTERING AGAINST THE KEYBOARD

>>11183131
Oh is that the lore? I've been playing since the beginning but a lot of card lore escapes me

>>11183146
Nah skellies don't really have any lore on an undead hierarchy.
But he's literally named Hades so I had to go for it.

>>11183107
It's okay I understand. If you want to hold off for now that's fine. My battery is single digits but I'll be able to charge it in a couple hours.

>>11183122
The ultimate joke of it all is that nobody on that list is remotely close to shit tier

>>11183021
>The Admiral finished stacking up the last of his mission reports, setting them aside just in time to find his desk suddenly filled with something else. A pair of alluring legs dangled in front of his desk, leading up to the ship girl sitting on top. Before he had time to appreciate them, the tip of a riding crop nudged his chin, forcing his gaze upwards at the coquettish smile on the training cruiser's face. He fidgeted in his seat a bit, the gentle sound of her voice not quite matching up with her provocative actions.
I appreciate the concern, Katori, but this is all part of the job during these kinds of operations. N-now isn't the time to...y'know...

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>>11183068
I'm her DAD, you asshole, not her husband. Now make sure you wrap it before you tap my daughter, I don't want a third twerp to
*URP*
look after while I'm doing...science things.

>>11183157
Ah cool

>>11183183
Literally an ASSPUSSY.

>>11183182
Oh it's genetic, I thought it was a mutual loathing thing and you both chugged.
I'll uh. Try not to break anything... Sir?
Is sir weird?

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>>11183182
Rick, my ex-wife can do whatever she pleases, if she wants to have another child to make you suffer then that's totally fine with me.

>>11183021
My dick isn't hard enough for this to be considered teasing

>>11183123
>As he was still trying to shake her awake, he's caught surprised when the employee suddenly grabs him and pulls him into her chest. His body now laying on top of hers, he giggles at the playful act, and responds in turn by nuzzling his face deeper into her breasts. Although he already had a brief touch, he was able to feel their softness even more as the tin fabric barely covered them. Once he's had his fill, the young trainer wriggles himself up her body until his face met with hers, then gives her a small peck on the cheek, followed by saying
C'mon sis. It's time to wake up! You still have show me the Pokemon on the reservation!

>>11183183
>ywn get dragged to princess reform school

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>>11183192
Um, what is an "asspussy" though?

>>11183219
Who said never?

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>>11183205
I don't like "Sir". "Sir" is a hallmark of the *BRAP* establishment. And you better not break anything, motherfucker. I have a gun that can turn your dick inside out and make it shoot out your *URP* corpus callosum.

...yeah, that's fatal.

>>11183211
This is why you're a cuck, Jerry.
And this is why I'm here to watch this degeneracy, because it's better than anything on TV.

>my ex-wife still misses me...
>BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!

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>>11183136
>As he talks, Anna's face contorts to a scheming smile. Her crystalline eyes follow him until face first with his center, looking upwards. Her interest is clearly piqued.
Well, I can attest that my goods are of the highest quality. Though I can't say that time off would be good for business...I guess I can accept those terms.
>The wild lips contort around his finger, parting just wide enough to only let in the tip. Her salivating tongue graces the edge with a curious lap, leaving a bead of the liquid in its wake. Her lap parts gradually the more he requests, stretching the leather as she went.
How about we christen this contract then, hm?
>Within her opposite hand is his belt, stolen from his waist without nary a sound or feeling. Her girlish giggling fills his ears once again, interested in his interest in her.

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>>11183163
>nobody on that list is remotely close to shit tier
Except for Faye and Nina.

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>>11183236

>>11183228
An asspussy is an asshole that's been molded to take thick, throbbing cocks. It's the kind of butthole that, when you take a shit, you also start leaking cum because your bitch button's so sensitive.

Anyone have an idea when the desu archive searching is going to start working again?

>>11183232
Hey Anna. I got a question. Between you, your ancestors, and your alternate selves, who makes the most money?

>>11183228
Bitch you paying, I can't pay princess tuition.

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>>11183183
Saving this and cropping glossaryk out.

>>11183228
Word of warning. If you see a girl. Huge rack, big stupid blue hat. Run. Just trust me on this one.

>>11182929
Did you have a discord?

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>>11183246
>It's the kind of butthole that, when you take a shit, you also start leaking cum because your bitch button's so sensitive.

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>>11183229
I think it's best you leave the viewing to me, because I had it up to here with you and I am sick and tired of you not respecting me at all! You blue haired prick, Rick.

>>11183229
I'll uh. Do my best.
Also how much to rent that gun for a couple hours, I got a few bills I'd rather avoid.

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>>11183271
Wow, Jerry, that's neat and all but I'm pretty sure you keep your balls in your *URRP* other purse.

>>11183276
Yeah, see me after you're done doing the pillow push with my daughter.
Let me mention that louder.
WITH MY DAUGHTER.

...you still going for it, you sick fuck?

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>>11183254
Now that's a good question! Though my associate in the Fates world certainly charges the most (She worked from the shadows, don't worry), she was stupid enough to improve them enough so that they'll never break! What a fool! I think I've made a fortune off of DL-err, dungeon diving in Ylisse. One of my sister's boyfriend Jake certainly helped her make a bit of extra money, but I think that doesn't necessarily count.

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>>11183181
That's no good Admiral. A little stress is fine but it may start affecting your health..
>The training cruiser gently reprimands her beloved admiral, leaning further and further forward over the desk until they're almost face to face. With the desk clear she has plenty of space to put her legs, keeping them in his view while she talks The crop keeps scratching over his skin, travelling up to stroke his cheek and give it a playful slap. Her voice is gentle, but there's an authoritative edge to it when he resists her urges to relax
I'm going to have to make you cool off if you keep this up.

>>11183302
Hey Anna, how much for a quickie?

>>11183297
Fuck yeah I am, brought her drunk ass home twice with nothing more than a boob touch, your ass staring ain't gonna stop me.

This ain't my first rodeo Doc Brown.