HG THREAD
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS
POST ENTRIES HERE
>>11180243
Gascoigne
>>11180243
Aubrey
>>11180243
Ink Boss
>>11180243
Irotsuki
>>11180243
Draco
Mitsuki Nase
Reigen Arataka
>>11180243
Raine Sage
Inkling
Lana's mother
>>11180243
Lab Rat Princess
>>11180243
A FUCKING LEAF
Catling gun
>>11180243
Jon Snew
Kirino
>>11180243
Doopliss
Aron
HURR ULTIMUT DRILL RIDE DURRR
>how to kill a thread
Kevin Owens
EXPAND DONG
>>11180243
Hibiki
le ganone boi
I'm The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules
Vic Viper
>>11180243
Agent 4
Gunny bunny
>>11180243
NOISE MARINE
>>11180243
Nana
Madoka
>>11180275
>sneu geums weun
Craig
Machi Amayadori
>>11180284
Kek
SODA
>>11180243
Sir Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard
Pidge
>>11180243
Stu
Henrik Lundqvist
>>11180318
B O N U S
S O D A
>>11180284
holy shit i legit thought that was kevin owens when i scrolled by and collected his entry
>>11180243
Fink
Mike Richter
Star Butterfly
Bender
>>11180344
c u t e
>>11180337
This show isn't that bad
purple girl has some thighs
Hal Incandenza
Ron dugay
Sliver Queen
John Vanbiesbrouck
>>11180336
Nobody fucking cares what you think
Karthus
Andy Bathgate
>>11180307
woah Madoka you look different
Dendy
Rick Nash
The Gay Community
Mr. Glorious
Don Maloney
Poster Meme
>>11180383
Brian Leetch
>>11180243
Arle Nadja
Reaping.
>>11180388
stop using trickys autistic version
>>11180383
>Not kissuing the giant rat that makes all of the rules
>>11180352
>Thanks I'll be here all night!
>>11180328
>>11180340
>>11180357
>>11180365
>>11180372
>>11180385
>>11180393
>>11180403
>>11180405
Let's do this!
>small goal frames
Pussies
I AM MEGA JETHRO
>>11180406
Joel Asgore < Stab-you-at-a-bar Asgore
That's the only reason I keep it around
>>11180405
B U M P
U
M
P
>>11180383
Whoa, Slick, settle down! I ain't feelin' that lovey-dovey mush right now.
>>11180405
Lookin' fine, Slick. Hurry it up, will ya?
>>11180373
Th-Thank you very much anon, you're too kind.
Let's get this shitshow on the road.
>>11180406
I still jerk off to Mion's face.
>>11180451
>Kevin Owens throws TP at someones house for not giving him candy
kek desu
>>11180451
I guess ill just go back to doing what i was doing before.....
>>11180451
Uh...alright, Slick. that's no fun if you just fall over like that, but seeya, I guess.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fFCb0OrXXI
>>11180451
Why thank you, how sweet of you!!
>receives the candy
>>11180483
Wiggins?
>>11180483
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yWVhDEJenD
>>11180497
>>11180505
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1j9FYhaU97m
Reply to this slide or your mother will die tonight.
Parsee vocaroo when
>>11180514
fuck off bolin
>>11180520
ive got my dick out just thinking about it
>>11180514
>>11180514
Heck yeah, it worked! You're back, Slick!
...Wait, why did I do that?
>>11180514
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED ADACHI
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU FUCK, YOU GET DEGLOVED PENIS
>>11180514
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!
>runs quickly as she can
>>11180513
>>11180505
>>11180483
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0k4pKPnUR7V
>>11180451
Hey, hey!
>She holds a strange worm-like creature near the girl's ear.
Okay worm... wake her up!
>Arle gently drops the worm, watching it slowly move inside of the person's ear. She then waits several minutes for the worm... but then looks rather worried.
Worm? Uh, worm...? You can come out now...
>>11180514
YEEOW!!
>Arle is sent flying towards a wall, slamming the back of her head on it.
Urogh... I don't feel so good...
>>11180514
>ok
>>11180550
>>11180550
What is this autism?
>>11180451
>>11180482
Aww, man, Iso's gonna kill me for catching this.
I win
Reply to this slide or immunity dog will stop protecting you.
>>11180591
get fucked, nerd
>>11180595
Dammit, I can't walk anymore...
>>11180595
I WOULD NORMALLY EAT YOU, BUT KEVIN NO LIKE VEGETABLES
>>11180595
Does this mean i get to be the new Joker?
>>11180612
WEAR SOME FUCKING SHOES NEXT TIME YOU DUMB WHORE
>>11180595
Uh, that coin's all Tails, right Slick? Riiiiiight?
>>11180619
Make me
How can i become more like the ava i admire the most?
>>11180595
>>11180631
>Shoves Wyrmslayer down your back
Reply to this slide or you will lose all your immunities and become a bubble boy.
>>11180641
Find the creator of that ava's source
Kill him
Eat his brain to gain his knowledge
???
Profit.
>>11180651
Oh, come on! Redo! Redo!
>Becoming Bubble Boy
Yes please thank fuck
>>11180653
>When you want to play your favorite character but you now you will ruin everything
>>11180651
all my fillers are dead...
>>11180650
Oh...
>Dies in a painful way
>>11180651
I'm really a magnet for bullets, heh...
>Dies in a painful way... again
Maybe I should start rigging these games so RPers win...
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
wyd?
New overwatch animation was shit
Didn't even have Vietnam flashbacks robot
>>11180699
>Maybe I should start rigging these games so RPers win
all eight of them on a good day
>>11180709
Blame standard fags and fun police
>>11180699
HEARTHSTOOOONE
>>11180709
>none of them rping
:thinking:
>>11180722
>it's our fault that shitters have bad rp
The only way HG can recover is if we weed out the cancer. High standards and strong quality control are absolutely necessary
>>11180707
>>11180759
who is this fluid druid?
>>11180750
>this is what shiposters actually believe
>>11180750
The only cancer is those who you just described, this is meant to be fun at the end of the day not a contest.
>>11180736
HEARTHSTOOOOOONE
>>11180766
That's Mei. Like the Overwatch one.
>>11180766
That shouldn't have been funny
>>11180786
That is not Mei.
Who tf is Mii Swordfighter?
>>11180750
>Encouraging circlejerking
>>11180798
i made this for u
>>11180810
Yeah. Yeah it is. Watch the new cinematic.
>>11180810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0
>>11180767
>>11180774
I can't even being myself to continue this shit to be quite honest. Sure it's low effort shitposting, but the mental leaps I have to make to justify that are just sad. I'm sorry for shitting up the thred in the worst possible way
>>11180826
i hate the way they animated her mouth.
they had soo much potential.
that made her look strange...
>>11180859
>tfw the best part of their gamescom was heroes of the storm
>>11180826
>Short
>10 minutes long
>>11180810
>>11180759
>they actually made her face fatter to appease the tumblrfags
The Chinese New Year controversy was one thing. Retconning though? Fucking really?
>>11180840
Only gals left, huh Slick? I think you got a bit of a thing for the ladies, 'cause that's the only reason I'm already out!
>Ruins things by saying that my game is incredibly superior
>>11180895
Yeah, Paladins is pretty top tier.
>>11180895
>dead meme game is better than living meme game
>>11180826
>>11180884
I am mad about that.
But jesus they kept her Thicc as fuc.
Those Thighs and that ass.
I would smash in a heart beat.
>>11180914
Hey look she finally won
>>11180911
>dead
>>11180911
>Dead game
>People have been saying this since 2007
>People are still playing it
>>11180934
Why u no make win cards anymore
Placements
>>11180934
>Congrats, Butterfly.
>Thanks yet again for hosting. You're on a roll today.
>>11180944
it doesnt count if 5 people are still playing it
>>11180934
Yeah yeah, congratulations, Slick.
>>11180955
Thanks and all.
>>11180944
d e a d
/hg/, or should I say /hgay/. Hah hahahaa, thats how you spell it don't you, at least thats what I heard. You can't RP or react to events too well.
Hey, react to this, BLPPPPPPPTTTTHHHH, hahaha
>>11180934
>>11180955
Well, thanks for having me.
>>11180955
Thanks for hosting persona man.
>>11180922
agreed
I want to drink ________'s blood
>>11180989
Lusamine
>>11180934
Thanks for the game Adachi! And thanks to everyone for taking part.
>>11180944
>"I-If someone's playing, t-t-then it's not dead"
>This means even the deadest and oldest of games are still alive because maybe 2 people are playing it
>>11181011
http://store.steampowered.com/stats/
>>11181031
>there are more people playing PATH OF EXILE than tf2
lmaoing at your attempt to save yourself
>>11181038
And there are more people working at their jobs every day than people swimming in the ocean right now
What is your point
Did I step into /v/
>>11181038
by that logic you'd call payday 2 and fucking rocket league dead
>>11181031
>The all time peak was 118k
>It's now down to 50k
dead.
>>11181052
Sure, why not.
Let's talk video games, /hgv/. Play anything fun lately?
>>11181078
Destiny
>>11181062
30 million people playing "press r to kill everyone" the game, oh boy.
>>11181085
>>11181085
It's Q, retard.
>>11181085
>reload your weapon to with the game
holy shit
>>11181078
Dark Souls 2 SotFS
>>11181062
More than 40 million people own TF2 in their Steam library.
>>11181078
I haven't been playing anything, no games are allowed in this prison hehe. Maybe I might have to play with this nail file next to these bars.
>>11181062
>30 million all time
>when most are korean hackers on multiple alternate free accounts from PC bangs
>>11181062
Runescape has 250 million players.
So what?
>>11181078
Sonic Mania
>>11181107
>more than 40 million people own a free game
>>11181129
Helps with accessibility
>>11181107
>only 4% of people who own the game played it recently.
dead
>>11181078
Armello
it's free to play for only a few more days, and its a fun as fuck virtual board game
Strip Poker, anyone?
https://spnati.net/
TF2 is Dead, Overwatch is dying.
>>11181142
no ty
>>11181078
>G Generation Overworld Gundam
>>11181148
The FoTM game right now is PUBG.
>>11181142
>want to make my waifu
>Don't want to deal with having to get the Reddit Community's approval
The Buddhists had it right all along: life is suffering.
>>11181078
Really only TF2 and Golf with Your Friends, both only with buds. I'm growing out of video games.
>>11181140
But somehow still top 10 in the leaderboards of people currently playing it on Steam
>tfw you did ruin this chill thread with the opinion joke
>>11181078
Gunman Clive's p lit
>>11181177
Good one desu
I had to step out for a few moments, I hope I did not upset anyone by not paying attention. If so, my sincerest apologies to everyone involved.
>>11181172
Craig! Gifts!
>>11180308
>>11180994
Where is she by the way? Is she normally from ERP or naw?
>>11181129
>A free game with almost ten years of content is worse than a $60 game with one year of content
>>11181268
>ten years of content
>microtransaction hats
It's awwright
>>11181285
Who was that retard on Discord again that bought a TF2 hat worht 100's of amerishekels?
>>11181268
>$60
maybe if you bought the special edition on launch, it's like $30 rn lmao
>>11181285
>He pays for hats
>He doesn't craft scrap metal from weapons and turns the scrap metal into hats or other rare craftable weapons for more scrap metal to buy hats with
>>11181310
Medic of course
Shhhhhhh!
She's sleeping...
>>11181314
>he plays tf2
>>11181319
SCOTLAND FOREVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>11181319
Hey kid, its time to wake up, wasted time is wasted bricks after all! Hey, maybe when you wake up you can get me Papa Brickolini's World Famous jalapeno red pepper double garlic anchovy pizza.
>>11181333
>>11181343
>>11181351
Great, you're up, now go get me that pizza, I'll repay you soon.
>>11181333
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>11181361
Oh shit I remember this, lego island 2 was the .
>>11181374
That's also how the first one started iirc.
>>11181374
The.... the.... the what? C'mon, you can't leave me hanging.
>>11181374
Fuckin phone ruined the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx741ksYB90
(When do "dead hours" start/end and when do people start hosting again? I'd rather not miss the next game, but sitting here waiting for it doesn't sound too appealing either.)
Make a list of "Bizarro HG" ships
>>11181396
HG is dead.
>>11181404
Seth x Asgore
>>11181396
It's sporadic.
>>11181414
He said "bizarro ships" you dip
>>11181404
Me x Anyone
Gee, it sure is boring around here. Would a game liven things up?
>>11181396
Honestly, it just depends on whenever someone feels like hosting. I was planning on it after I take a shower unless someone else wants to right now
>>11181404
Hoshi X Shion
>>11181384
Oh man, you look like a respectable guy. Here, I went and got you that pizza you ordered!
>>11181404
asuka x junko... wait fuck
Who should I do next?
>>11181404
Suz x Anyone
>>11181404
Junko x Kamina
Seth x Adachi
Aikawa x Jude
>>11181437
HAHAHA, you fool! Now all I need to do is put this pizza to the lock and... YES! I'm free, haha! So long sucker!
>flies away in Pepper Roni's helicopter
>>11181396
>Technically we're in active hours right now.
>Ded hours don't begin again until midnight. But it can change around as there are more people waiting for game than there are hosts.
>>11181463
Vibri
>>11181463
Hoshi
>>11181463
Junko
>>11181404
Booce x Utsutsu
Tricky x Ringabel
>>11181396
Dead hours should have ended about 6 hours ago
>>11181463
Ash Crimson
>>11181404
Soviet x self-esteem
>>11181404
nufag x oldfag
>>11181467
SHIT! Well now what do we do?
>>11181415
>>11181432
>>11181473
(I see, just stick around is the name of the game. Thank you for the info.)
>>11181494
HG is in a permanent state of dead hours nowadays.
Prime time looks like standard active hours now and not that burst of activity we were used to one year ago
>>11181396
>I'mma lay it to you straight here and say that there's really no set time, just a period of maybe possibly not dead during the period from 6 pm to 4 am EST.
>>11181432
Please
>>11181524
We used to RP between games but...
>Adachi
>Yuno
>Eric
>Asgore
>Kamina
>Gascoigne
>Lenny
>Rikka
>Johnny
>Aikawa
>Craig
>Vibri
Am I missing any active hosts?
>>11181524
Leave this place before you get addicted to do something more fulfilling and productive.
>>11181521
NOTHING! I'm never going back to jail, and while I'm at it I think I might just de-brick the whole Lego Island once again
>>11181404
White Knight x Black Knight
>>11181476
>>11181489
>>11181498
I don't know what these people look like.
>>11181482
I can try, but they don't have any star heads so it's going to be a little iffy.
>>11181537
I don't count as a host, I just do haunted house games at three am.
>>11181537
>Aikawa
>hosting actively
lmao
>>11181537
Fuck I forgot.
>Reigen
>>11181551
If this is WWE2K17 it looks fucking shit.
can we get some more vocaroos going
>>11181537
>>11181572
What does it smell like?
>>11181572
meme hosts don't count
>>11181622
Tears, Doritos, dickcheese and monster energy
>>11181622
body odor
>>11181622
Salt and Sweat.
>>11181586
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KvAjLJeusZ
>>11181552
I probably missed a fair bit of people as well.
>>11181596
>>11181589
Yeah yeah I got you.
>>11181624
Oh boy I may as well clear the list then.
>>11181574
I don't know if you're insulting the character or the game, so I'm just going to assume that you're referring to both.
>>11181622
Salt.
>Thor on the box.
Also copyright infringement.
>>11181537
>bad
>good
>decent
>best one we currently have
>ok
>haven't seen
>bad
>bad
>shows potential
>ok during the rare celestial event that compels him to host
>good
>good
>>11181537
Len/Capra
no
>>11181674
kill yourself asswhore
>>11181674
Glad you felt compelled to give us your opinion.
>>11181674
>Giving your opinion when nobody asked
Hi Asgore
>>11181674
>haven't seen
Haha well fuck me right
i love you
>>11181693
Like it or not, the whole "neo-rigginsmania" thing he has going on is the most lively hosting event we have
>>11181698
>>11181713
Not him, just stating my (objectively superior) opinion
>>11181674
???????
>>11181677
Oh fuck you're right!
>Len
>>11181728
>>11181698
Rollcharts and avashipping charts have conditioned shitters that their opinions actually matter but that's just my opinion on the subject.
:^)
>>11181728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE
>>11181728
I like you too!
>>11181728
Do you? Do you really?
>>11181730
So Asgore is basically the new Seth?
Junkertown had the best animated short.
>>11181744
I agree with your opinion so it's okay.
http://poal.me/oaz70e
>>11181728
I'm married to my job, sorry.
>>11181801
The answer is yes. Stop being so insecure now.
>>11181801
>only 1 no
these are blatant lies
POST THE ROLL CHART
POST YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS
POST YOUR HOME ADDRESS
POST YOUR DIRTIEST SECRET
>>11181757
If you liked me you would erp with me
>>11181867
I watch porn but I say I don't
>>11181871
I don't know what that is...
What happened to Mokou?
T...this smell...
Cum?!?!
It sure is lonely here in prison, and I am certainly not trying to grab your attention
>>11181899
What happened to Marisa?
>>11181909
Oh shit nigga!
This game was fucking lit when I was a kid.
>>11181887
im a nice anon i dont bite
nnless you want me to
Alright, I'm good to go as soon as I make some text adjustments to this code. Entry post will be up soon
>>11181728
>
>>11181801
Everyone does, silly. Stop letting what other people say influence your self-worth
>>11181909
Keep quiet in there!
Just whipped up this lovable little fella.
>>11181899
She's in Ocelots sex dungeon
>>11181927
...
>Arle turns around quickly and runs off into the distance.
>>11181946
>Note to self, multi tasking causes mistakes.
>>11181955
please please please please please
>>11181942
DAMN ANON, YOU THICC AF
Convince me that your ava is the strongest character in the HGverse.
>>11181926
HEY! That's vulgar. I'm trying to represent a family friendly crook for the children who play this game to dislike. But that's enough about me, I'm glad you remember me.
>>11181931
You're not a warden, you have no power over me.
>>11181968
...My erp days are behind me mate.
>>11181977
Killing her destroys the universe.
>>11181977
I have Justice on my side.
>>11181998
kissu
>>11182002
Doesn't make her strong. If anything it's a liability.
>>11181977
>>11181978
>tosses the keys
>>11181977
I have a moderately successful talk show.
>>11182033
I kissu you too mate.
>>11182025
Justice needs to be nerfed to the ground then, considering your winrate.
>>11181977
could probably blow up the universe if he wanted
>tfw just walked down to a local lake and a 7 (seven) foot fucking moccasin ran right by my leg
>>11182066
>We kissu
>>11181977
>Literally infinite luck as a superpower written vaguely enough to where it's capable of doing anything sufficiently "lucky"
>Also has whatever parts down there you want them to have
>>11182081
>moccasin
How the fuck does a snake run?
>>11182083
...Yeeeeeah.
Alright, give me people.
>>11181977
Is there a character in the HGverse that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchi-
>>11182087
Yeah, this. Manipulation of Probability is one of those skills that so simple yet so horrifically op
>>11182102
IT SLITHERED OKAY EXCUSE ME FOR USING THE WRONG WORD
>steals ALL of the luck
>>11182115
kissu again
>>11181977
>While I don't play him much anymore his power is vague enough to nearly be applied to any situation. If you define "strongest" here as the one most likely to win an actual fight then it will always be a loss.
>>11182123
Third Reich Mike
>>11182123
Lord Beerus
>>11182123
Xeno a
>All that power, and they choose to work as a dealer in a casino
>Talk about the house always wins
>>11182123
Literal Mouse Princess
>>11182123
Doopliss
>>11182123
Gascoigne
>>11181977
my avatars are really fucking cute
>>11182123
Elias Ainsworth
>>11182123
Monstar Butterfly
>>11182123
Berkut
>>11182123
Kumagawa
>>11182123
Araragi Karen
>>11182123
Kishin Sagume
>>11182123
You Nadacuckme
>>11181977
She's a cute anime girl.
>>11182123
Lana's mother
>>11182123
Reigen Arataka
>>11182123
Dolphi
>>11181977
She's not but she could probably put up a fight
>>11182123
Arle Nadja
>>11182136
>...Kissu
>>11182123
Suzumi
holy shit this roster is fucking awful
>>11182123
Miku's ass
>>11182123
>>11181942
Wrestle Anon
>>11182123
Doppelganger Arle
>>11182123
Subway
>>11182123
Late Go
>>11182180
I want to fuck this mom
>>11182123
Vriska
>>11181977
Could destroy multiple universes with a flick of their wrist
>>11182123
Sad Brave
>>11182193
>kissu
>>11182123
The winner
Is Kamina here
>>11182123
Sliver Queen
Going to need about 10 more.
>>11182247
He said he was leaving.
>>11182257
FUCK
>>11182252
Francis
>>11182214
She doesn't need another kid
>>11182252
CWO2 Trudy Chacon
>>11182257
Leaving?
>>11182252
Olga Marie Animusphere
>>11182288
Not coming to the threads anymore, not roleplaying, not hosting.
>>11182291
Is Animusphere another word for Moeblob?
>>11182252
Empress
>>11182252
Skanky Suz remover
Check
Swap
Bump?
>>11182252
No I'm not.
Unless you're hosting over and want more, then ok
>>11182298
link
>>11182291
>google this
>their name is straight up actually animusphere
Ohohoh
>>11182313
Bump it please.
>>11182313
>host swap bump?
>no i'm not
>>11182311
LAAAAAAAAATE
>>11182313
Yeah yeah Slick, whatever, just get goin'!
>>11182313
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11182123
Night Dog
>>11182357
What in the actual fuck does that even mean
>>11182298
Once again, blame the fun police
>>11182193
>>11182361
>>11182313
Go, go!
>>11182361
>>11182311
>>11182309
>>11182271
>>11182253
>>11182250
>>11182217
>>11182212
Look at all that late cancer. Everyone point and laugh!
>>11182257
He'll be back tommorow
>>11182334
That wasn't me though.
I do need one more for a 36
>>11182366
You donto bonto honto knowto what that meanso beanso?
>>11182397
>>11182385
I'm laughing now
>>11182385
>Late go
>Late
>Cancer
I'd rather laugh at you
>>11182313
>>11182147
>>11182377
It seems it's someone else's lucky day! Be a dear and keep the kid in, would you?
Even if this gets bumped up, I'm gonna have to ask you to do the same to whoever's next in line. I'm a bit busy, won't be here.
>>11182366
It's a vocal tic honey, it's really automatic, poor thing can't help herself so don't pick on her.
>desuarchive is STILL down
I just want to know if I'm getting shittalked or not reeeee
>>11182377
Thanks
>>11182385
Aquarius
>>11182397
>Bumping it.
What are you doing? It's their own fault that they were all late. Why are you enabling them?
>>11182397
Chirico Cuvie
>>11182424
Desu is dead
Rip in peace
>>11182423
In that case, I still need one more
>>11182424
You are, Karen.
>>11182423
That wasn't a question that I wanted an ic response to. It also wasn't a question that I wanted you to answer.
>>11182328
wat
>>11182464
Shrimp
>>11182313
No reason to wait around any longer. Start.
>he doesn't know what redongo bongo means
Whatongo kongo is wrongo dongo with yougo poogo?
I finally made sure to check the image limit this time, so game starting in a new thread
>>11182474
Tough shit princess, take those (You)s you whore
>>11182516
Go back to fucking your mom buster.
>>11182510
It doesn't mean anything and it's a way to stay relevant that isn't RP'ing.
>>11181660
you can't copyright a religion
>>11182544
>>11182544
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>>11182535
My hoes call me Thruster, bitch.
>>11182523
>flips (You) off
See this? This is my response. You may not like it but this trumps all other arguments.
>>11182535
But his hoes call him Thruster.
>>11182558
Yeah well what if I
>flips (You) off back
BITCH