Write faggotry thread #31 Previous thread: http://desuarchi

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http://landonbay.deviantart.com/art/Autzen-s-story-ch-4-page-39-414290765
http://landonbay.deviantart.com/art/Autzen-s-story-ch4-page-40-414856423

In these chapters Autzen, an autistic buizel, needs to use the bathroom, but is too scared to use the airplane toilet's loud noise. Despite wearing a diaper he doesn't want to use it, instead holds it throughout the entire plane ride, all six hours of it, even when he's sleeping during most of it, and makes it to the bathroom.
Can someone rewrite this page(s) so that Autzen ends up having an accident in his diaper, perhaps it happening during or shortly after his nap? Read the previous chapters to understand how he'd probably react to it.

Help a fellow autist out please.

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>>11178822
What part of "give up, nobody will write that" don't you understand?

>>11179038
Arguing about it wastes more posts than filtering and hiding it. They're not going anywhere no matter how much you tell them to stop

>>11178822
As an autist, you might not have noticed the unwritten rule against rewriting another author's work without their permission. Not every writer obeys this rule, but enough do that it's unlikely anybody will fulfill your request. Additionally, it's an unpopular kink, and rewriting is more boring that writing from scratch. These factors further reduce the chances anybody will fulfill the request. >>11179038 has good advice.

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Still not giving up on Florges toots

To keep autism contained. The idea/suggestions are linked here: http://pastebin.com/Zx3Uj2QY

tl;dr Main character dominates Florges by making her embarrass herself via teasing/lewding her to fart. Stuff in pastebin are suggestions

>>11179231
>To keep autism contained
The continued existence of these posts demonstrates that is not happening

>>11179231
If you really want to keep it contained, you wouldn't even post it. Whiny, demanding requesters like you and the other guy need to get it through your thick skulls that nobody wants to fill your asinine ideas.

/d/ is really angry this thread

>>11179364
I actually came from /aco/, but yes I'm confirmed mad

>>11179364
You'd be angry too when the first couple of requests are borderline spammed without fail despite literally nobody being willing to take them.

If someone wanted to write them, they'd have been written by now.

>>11179395
Neck yourself fuckwit.

>>11179409
Not my fault most people here don't want to write about an autistic Pokemon shitting itself.

>>11179409
When you get your request filled I will :^)

how do you "tease somebody to fart"
is there like a magic fart g-spot that you can tickle to make people toot

As mentioned in the other thread, I wrote a short greentext involving an elf and a bunch of sex-deprived skaven. Nothing too original here but any comments would be appreciated. [spoiler]criticism is fine but pls no bully if you think this is shit[/spoiler]

The point made by the other anon regarding greentext not being the best medium for short stories is well taken but as I have literally zero experience in writing I wanted to see if I could at least come up with something very simple and semi-coherent.

m/f (mostly), rape, elf, rat-monsters

https://pastebin.com/KSbtBEk8

>>11179623
The details are all in the pastebin if you want to know how, but the general idea is about the equivalent of catching someone off guard, thus surprising them enough to well, release. I'm more interested in the embarrassment/humiliation than I am into the gas aspect.

>>11179709
You're more interested in humiliation? So why request flower farts with Tyrone? Wouldn't somebody be more likely to take the request if it involved a more mainstream fetish? There's tickle fetish porn all over the place, and it doesn't involve fart sniffing. Maybe it's time to give up on toots and realize you need to paddle a little closer to the mainstream if you want anything done. Especially since your pastebin is one year old today, hooray, and has over 360 views. How long have you and >>11178822 posted the exact same requests at the top of the thread?

>>11180058
Should've elaborated, in that I'm not too interested on the details of the smell of the gas (hence I don't mind it smelling like flowers or any other nice scent because fairies/florges's relationship with plants).

Personally, being unable to control body functions from pleasure stimulation is a kink of mine. In addition, previous stories involving farts always have the person involved being dommed by whoever is the center of the gas kink. I find it more realistic for people to be embarrassed about such a thing than using it as a weapon/torture device, unless they're like little brats. And honestly this is the only thing I can think of.

The plot is entirely optional, as the pastebin is the result of about 4-5 anons who were interested in writing it over the time I've been here, but never returned to the thread.

I've been around probably since the writethread's creation. I don't usually pay attention to posts unless someone has a question regarding the request or are taking any request.

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Requesting the ability to write faster.

>>11180459
If you've been around that long, it seems pretty clear that your request just wasn't meant to be. That's life for you, best find someone to commission if you don't want to do it yourself.

>>11180721

Granted, but transferred to snekguy

>>11180721
Amphetamines

>>11181513
Last time I tried that, the resulting work looked like I had just bashed my head into the keyboard a dozen times. Given the bruises I couldn't remember getting that I noticed after it wore off, that may have actually been the case.

>>11181565

Take amphetamines from legal sources and try again

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Can someone redpill me on the florges fart guy?
>Has enough time to come up with a story idea, rough storyline and find appropriate art
>Has enough time to condense all this info in a pastebin with every deteil neatly organized
>Has enough time to constantly fill a /trash/ writefag thread with this request
>Has enough time to actively argue with the writers why the story should be accepted, providing even deeper details on how it should look
>All this in the span of more than a year
This all takes more effort than to write the story himself, he even would've had enough time to polish his niche story to a crazy degree.
But he still carries on.
Whats the next step of his master plan?

>>11182757
>>constantly fill a /trash/ writefag thread with this request
>literally one single post
>>actively argue with the writers
>anyone calling you out for being autistic must obviously be the requester
>This all takes more effort than to write the story himself
No, it absolutely does not.
Why are you so frustrated that someone takes up literally one-three-hundredth of the thread? Why is it so difficult for you to click the little "Hide Post" button?

>>11182757
I'd say autism, but most autists still know when to quito. Same goes for the diaper-wearing autistic buizel requester.

>>11182757
>>11182894
Case in point, ladies and gents

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>>11182757
>All this in the span of more than a year
What was the excuse given by the mods for purging writethreads from /d/? Consistent quality issues. What's consistently in the top six posts of this writethread? Autistic requests for rewriting someone else's work to include shitting in diapers, and fart fetish. That's what people see when scrolling down from the top of the thread. Probably turns off a lot of anons with requests, or even writers. It takes a lot of work to ruin something. You have to start early. But I guess there's a sick satisfaction in shitting and farting up the place. There sure doesn't seem to be any shame, because posts like >>11179364 exist.

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>>11183743
That was a simple joke post because I was bored. I'm not fond of the posts either, but no one on /trash/ cared about these posts because they were largely ignored or rarely talked about, but interestingly enough /d/ and /aco/ has taken major offense to them.

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>>11183838
>>11182894
This. If you're browsing /trash/, it is essential to use the filter tool since there's no way to remove posts or posters unless they spam the board or post loli/shota shit. Arguing/replying over it only causes back and forths that go nowhere and waste posts like this one or what you see earlier in this thread. One post a thread is better than 23+ posts trying to get a few posts to fuck off

>>11183743
/d/ has been going downhill for quite a long time now, more and more people like that have been attracted to it.
I can't put my finger on a specific date, but it's very noticeable to me that Western-oriented fetishes have been taking over the board.
It went from primarily Eastern-oriented stuff like for example, tentacles, futa, monstergirls, etc, to things like fart fetish, inflation, diapers, and more outlandish paraphilic shit.
Along with that comes terrible, rock bottom quality, DeviantArt-tier artwork that gets spammed constantly and the mods either don't care about enforcing the Eastern-only art rule or they gave up trying to police it because the newcomers just don't give a fuck about the rules.
Captain threads got banned recently, but the rampant ERP'ing and greentext dumping is still a problem.

There's nothing wrong with liking those things, not trying to kinkshame anyone, but we have /aco/ so that Western-oriented art has a place to be posted and what we've ended up with is two boards full of diapers and farts. Personally I think it comes close enough to scat to be banned outright, but obviously the mods don't agree, and even then that doesn't stop the deluge of ridiculous shit and low quality content.

>>11184070
But scat is banned from /d/ and /aco/. Interestingly messing threads are not. Strange world.

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OR of that sorceress story here. Still here if the writefag interested in trying out the story has questions or not.

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2000 word update, new content at "Ryan had finally found something"

Goetic Justice:
https://pastebin.com/3ey7dvhz
>no new tags

Didn't have time to look over your comments yet Shiny but I will.

>>11184977

Feel free to update the doc with your content if you want more comments/suggestions

>>11182501
>tfw no amphetamines so you just use lsd instead

>>11184070
>blaming gross fetishes on the west
watch more hentai, then come back to this thread and apologize for your autism.

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>>11187520
Yeah, because Japanese mainstream fetishes like tentacles, NTR, and freaky monsters totally equate to niche, "rock-bottom quality" western fetishes like shitting and pissing in diapers or wanting to snort flower farts.

>>11189555

I regret to inform you that japan was doing those "western fetishes" long before they were.

>>11184977


Intense demon snuggle therapy. This is why I love reading snek's stuff, you just can't make this shit up. (Unless youre snek)

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Can anyone do something with pic related?...

>>11189756
Try /k/'s writethread, it's pretty much all they do there

>>11189555
you're pretty stupid and know nothing about hentai if you think shitting or pissing are "western" fetishes

>searches "lesbian hentai" on google images
>decides he knows the full breadth of japanese pornography

>arguing about fetishes
>on /trash/
>where anything goes
We /trash/ drawthreads now

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Repasting a different anon x princess peach idea if there is interest.

Let's see...Peach's dress is pretty poofy, so I could imagine her trying to keep a relationship with (different) anon a secret, but a turn of events has him hiding underneath her dress all day while she does business (chatting with folks/mario, greeting the populace, getting kidnapped, etc). Of course it doesn't take a genius for him to start taking advantage of the case, and messing with her legs, ass and pussy throughout the day while she tries hiding the pleasure. Antics such as tickling, fingering, wedgies, slaps, taking her panties, that kind of stuff. Despite her embarrassment from anon, she doesn't seem to stop him. Not even Bowser's antics will stop him as anon decides to eat her out on his ship. A thoroughly day-time teased and sexually frustrated Peach then has rough sex with that anon. So when Mario comes to save her, anon goes hiding again, letting the fun start once more.

Whether anon is younger or just shorter than Peach would be up to author's discretion.

Write

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Requesting a humorous short story about a prostitute succubus having difficulty trying to get customers to fuck her because the town she's trying to do business in is full of same sex couples. Whenever she is hired, all she does is chores while customer fucks their partner, clean up after a fuck session that already ended, just needed for an audience, and so forth. Sexual frustration ahoy

>>11192122
Why wouldn't she be getting lesbian business?
Why does hiring a prostitute as a literal maid make any sense?

>>11190270
>arguing about why posting the same poop and toots requests at the top of every thread is not helping anyone.
>it's the current year/current board
>do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PPrz8-bAHw

>>11193358
presumably because succubi go after men?

Requesting a story about fartanon tickling a regular anon into farting, while regular anon complains about how disgusting farts are.

We could start with regular anon hanging out with his bro, fart anon, then fart anon mentions some stinky farts he smelled and regular anon comments on how disgusting that is. Fart anon pushes regular anon down onto the floor and tells regular anon that he's going to teach him how delicious farts can be, then he sits on his face and pushes out the most luxuriously rich fart which smells of cheese and tomatoes. Then fart anon sticks his fat fist into regular anon's ass and starts tickling his fart prostate, bathing his fat arm in delicious fart juices while regular anon autistically screeches about how degenerate fart fetishists are and how disgusting western fetishes are.

The story ends with regular anon getting mindbroken into becoming a fart slut and fart anon takes his newly broken in slut to town, making him pull down his pants and fart in random peoples' faces, all the while petting his head and telling him what a good degenerate little tootleg boy he's become.

>>11193504
When has that stopped anyone?

>>11193632
if a succubi drains mens' souls, she has no reason to go for lesbian business?
unless she's solely in it for money

>>11193358
>lesbian
I imagine that her female clients are devoted couples (one partner), making it a bitch.

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>>11193623
Fortunately there's an entire board dedicated to gassing other people who don't agree with their shitty values!
>>>/pol/
You should go there and breathe deep.

>>11194110
>replying
You doomed us all anon. Why'd you take the bait?

>>11194260
because he's an idiot lmao
>not being able to detect obvious satire

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Great thread guys.

>>11189756
A gun one day suddenly gaining sentience and reacting to reloading sounds like something fun actually, though it would be more kek worthy than something to fap to if I make a greentext out of it. Would you mind if I give it a shot?

>>11195077
I'll take anything as long as it's not like what we've had to put up with in this thread so far.

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>>11195077
Hey you

hk slap

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>>11192122
D here.

I am slightly interested.

Well, because I got the idea while in the (now atrocious) world of darkness general, I'm trying to write a Mummy lewd story.

But now I've spent 3 pages just introducing the mummy, and no lewd has happened.

Typical.

>>11202826

this means youre an actual writer and not just some quick fap peddler

>>11202953
Yeah, instead I'm just a slow fap peddler.

>>11203153
Actually, that would be my job. Quit fucking it up, will you?

Fuck, snek flaked out on us today

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For bump's sake, posting what I have of my running Yo-kai Watch series.

To recap: Spoilerina is currently in her human disguise.

(Her actual Yo-kai form is the faded image behind her in this pic.)

https://pastebin.com/z4WTMNV8

This is a continuation from the ending of chapter 17, which found the main character being cornered by Spoilerina, who threatened to get revenge on him.

I'm just posting it now because I think the sex scenes are coming along well. When I have a writer's block, I work on the sex and then plug it into the story as I go.

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>>11202826
That movie was worth it for the Mummy, she was so fucking hot.

>>11203718
Nope, 1500 words in, 500 to go.

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2000 word update, new content at "He didn't have anywhere to put his hands"

Goetic Justice:
https://pastebin.com/3ey7dvhz
>no new tags

>>11204393
I wrote up the rules of the game we're going to play in the comments of the gdoc snek. My advise to you is find other writers who do BBW and scan their words carefully.

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>>11205115

>>11205419


it's basically that, but instead of murder, snek gets money

Wow this thread is garbage. Didn't realize the writethreads would be just like the drawthreads with hardly any new content and really autistic requests.

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>>11206781

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I'd like to read a story about a female soldier visiting a beastman brothel and being ravaged by a pair of muscular beastmen. Please and thank you.

>>11206781
Such is the inherent issue of being on /trash/. But it's either this or nothing due to mod fiat.

>>11206781
By posting on 4chan, you demonstrate the ability to write. It doesn't matter if you're bad at it. Bad writing can be improved. It's much easier to get help improving your writing than to find somebody who'll do all the work for you. Most authors here started writing because the work they wanted to read didn't exist, and nobody else was going to write it. You can follow their example.

>>11207540
not everyone's capable of good writing

>>11207570
Not immediately, no. Did you think the average writefag just wakes up one day and knows how to be a great writer?

>>11207570
Nobody here is trying to write great literature. The goal is competent writing, and you're smart enough to learn that if you want to. It's more craft than art.

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Requesting anything cute with PaRappa and Lammy.

>>11207638
>>11207663
it's the difference between a science and an art
you can train yourself to write poetry with forced rhymes and strictly counted syllables
but if you're actually good at it you can make something that doesn't sound like it's been written by an amateur

>>11207921
Spoken like someone who hasn't even tried and has no intention of doing so.

>>11207921
If you're willing to put the work in, and you're not a brainlet (you aren't), you can level up beyond amateur-tier. Read writing guides, study good writing, try it yourself. You're not going to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, but you can reach pulp magazine standards. Readers will be happy with that.

>>11208005
i actually do write, and my writing is usually well received
i just don't think "anybody can write" is good advice, given how much absolute garbage you have to slog through while trying to find good smut

>>11208040
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't bother because it might not be good. If you can't write well, then practice until you can. It's a skill that can be exercised just like any other one, and at the bare minimum knowing it could be better is preferable to acting as if it's perfect and couldn't possibly be improved.

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>>11203846
Holy shit that pic. U-unf. You and your abs Snek.

>>11209651
That's fucking garbage anon.

>>11208040
>>11208289
I'm on both sides of this.

It is a skill, anyone can cultivate it.
On the other hand, telling people to write stories instead of asking for stories devalues the skill itself. When someone comes and makes a request, they aren't asking for any scraps they can get, they are asking for someone better than them to do the deed.

I can draw crude tits, but if I make a draw request it is because I would like tits drawn that don't look like a 1st graders art project.

>>11211002
I suppose anybody can, eventually, write to their own taste, but you can only write as refined as your taste is.

IE if you don't see any issue with deviant-art tier porn, you probably won't ever advance past it.

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>>11211002
Snek here, it's honestly pretty easy to learn to write, it just takes practice.
I tried learning to draw first and the levels of frustration and discouragement I encountered dwarf those of writing.
I think the most important part of learning to write is 'studying', and by that I mean just reading a whole fucking bunch. A lot of people do that anyway.
Read what you like, then try to reproduce it, in my case that would be pulp scifi from the 80s.

>>11209651
Abs is life.

>>11205115
Gotcha, sorry if I respond slowly this weekend, I have to do social things, getting an early start on my update today. I'll be applying your edits to the master doc too.

>>11211002
True enough. But it's a well-established fact that in any writethread, there's going to be 10 requesters for every one writer, and that's on a good day. More often it's even less than that.

I dunno about you, but ultimately I'd rather have the scraps than nothing at all.

>>11212588
Why is that moss underwear just suspending them in the air?

>>11211390

Shiny here. Let me know if/when you want to start the game, since I'll need to dig up some pics.

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Hey there, I posted a goblin genderbend story last thread (parts 1 https://pastebin.com/kJbFDGHm and 2 https://pastebin.com/LCfUyR2E) and forgot to ask for your guys' thoughts on them, positive or negative. Though I'm fairly happy with them and the people I've been sending it to have given me good feedback I'm afraid that some might just not be trying to dump on the guy who gave em free porn. Could I get a little bit of perspective from you guys?

As thanks here's an old story of mine of Tristana from league getting pounded by wolves: https://pastebin.com/kPHaxU3r

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2000 word update, new content at "I saw...images in my head,"

Goetic Justice:
https://pastebin.com/3ey7dvhz
>no new tags

>>11213131
Gotcha, maybe on Monday when I have more free time, and I've added the rest of the updates to the Google Doc if you feel like taking a look at those some time.

>>11213032
I don't fucking know, I just found it.

'sides, I think suspending them in the air is just a part of what it wants to do. Whatever that is.

>>11213526
brb, sending a stern email to Matt Martin to explain himself.

>>11213465

Did you add the latest one too? I'll check them when I get home either way

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>>11195707
>>11192122

OK, this is happening. I just need a dank pun name.

Succs to be You?

I'll work on it.

>>11214450
Yep it's all up to date.

>>11207540
I'm already a writefag, well a retired one that is. Just sort of sad that this thread is so bad.

>>11219580
It's /trash/. We're not in a position to demand quality from anyone, otherwise we wouldn't be here.

>>11219662
We're only on /trash/ because of shit mods and the fact that there's no place for us.

>>11219714
Don't remind me.

>>11219580
To be fair, this is the worst thread since the exile/amalgamation. I suspect the atypical lack of stuff from people not the eternal snek let various folk's issues regarding ongoing requests (and this is honestly small time, I remember one Star Wars request that went over an entire year of once a thread without getting picked up) get the thread down that path

>>11220013
snek may be the only one making regular content here soon seeing has fall semester starts soon

>>11219580
>Just sort of sad that this thread is so bad.
Like what? Just nothing you personally like?

>>11220586
like thirty posts arguing about toots

>>11220861

Shit like that happened on every board this thread was on.

>>11220894
More like this shit happens in every thread that has writers or artists on every board.

There are three kinds of requesters:
-People who want something that's easy to find, and thus don't need to request it or can get their request fulfilled easily.
-People who want weird, niche shit and are willing to pay for it.
-People who want weird, niche shit for free and are not willing to pay for it, are desperate enough to spam it incessantly, and take it as a personal affront when people ask them to stop and/or criticize their desire to see Marge Simpson inflation porn.

>>11220954


I'm types 1 and 2. Unfortunately some writers are so lazy you can't even pay them to continue writing stuff they actually like.

>>11220971
>lazy
a lot of us have actual untreated issues, ie adhd

>>11221080
What's your basis for that statement? Did somebody do a mental health survey that I'm not aware of.

>>11221090

The basis is he was lazy and is looking for an excuse instead of writing a few hundred words a day, something even someone with ADHD can do.

Source: I have ADHD and still did it, knowing my writing is complete garbage because I have 0 experience in it.

>>11221104
We need a sample of snek's blood so that we can make clones of him and chain them to computers like sweatshop workers making sneakers.
It's the only way to even make a dent in the requests.

>>11221090
i've talked to plenty of writers who do privately and seen it discussed here a few times.

>>11221104
forcing it just halves my writing quality and the result is often garbage compared to my usual work

it's either 'wait until the bipolar kicks in and gives you a motivation high' or 'churn out garbage that'll make people think you're a hack'

though i guess i'll experiment to see if drugs can help

>>11221137

Garbage is better than nothing. You can't improve nothing, but you can learn from what you did wrong on garbage.

>>11221125
>they're clones so they all have the same taste
>most of all them just write about his/their pinwheel universe
majority of the request would still be ignored

>>11221125
That only works if all the requests are for alien femdom with abs.

>>11221137
The way that you're phrasing implies that the majority of writers here have ADHD, and I sincerely doubt that's the case.

>>11221146
>>11221148


I have great news for you both:

Snek has an absolutely massive backlog of requests with all kinds of things in it, with and without abs too!

>>11221157
>Doubt

>>11221157
>without abs
unless the alternative is fuzzy chubby belly then why should we care about those stories?

>>11221168

The alternative is in fact, fuzzy chubby bellies in most cases. Said requests exploded in popularity after shiny commissioned Outpost from Snek.

>>11221150
not the majority, no, but i know a fair few do

>>11221143
is there any point improving on something so far below your usual level of writing?
when i have actual flow, my writing is so much superior, that cultivating 'forced' writing just feels like practicing cheap creativity

>>11221240

You have materiel to improve for when you're in your flow, something you can't do if you wrote nothing in the first place.

FUBOT here.

Way back when, I wrote a few succubus stories with the intent of creating a new world of darkness fansplat (like, a homebrewed monster type for those who have no idea about world of darkness). Then I kept sitting around and waiting for a chance to ask the normal /wodg/ threads on /tg/ about it.

I think today I've come to the conclusion that just will never work. So screw it, I'll just work on it, and share any other fluff that comes out of it with you folks.

If anything does, that is. Point is, I feel like I've turned over a new leaf, a bit.

>>11221289

That's the spirit!

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>>11221289
It's succubus month apparently, everyone's coming out of the woodwork.

So what about those who post but usually never get replies? Should they keep posting for the sake of bumps?

>>11221914

Absolutely, Never not post, even if it's shit. this thread is no stranger to shitposting anyway

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https://pastebin.com/7825JZVW

Still working on this, but some Anons seemed to enjoy it so far.

If you're checking it out for the first time, Hanako-san is a Yo-kai (AKA Youkai,) a Japanese ghost.

>>11221168
>unless the alternative is fuzzy chubby belly
That's exactly what it is

>>11221945
Don't shitpost for the sake of shitposting.

>>11221349
Yeah, I saw that request D took. I was interested for a second, seemed cute and right up my (relatively vanilla) alley. But it will be safe in D's hands.

Requesting a short story where Samus breastfeeds the baby Metroid. Very loving, intimate, all that jazz.

>>11223516
Y'know, I'd almost be tempted to do it but that abomination really isn't helping.

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>>11223641
Oh no, Samus is being molested by a Metroid behind this absurdly large basketball!

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>>11223641
Sarry, only "samus breastfeeding metroid" pic I could find.

This any better?

>>11224585
So, did the monster manage to tie her hands like that even with its freakishly large and awkward fingers, or did someone else tie her up and then put/lured the monster in the room?

>>11225076
I'm gonna say the latter, but I should first stress that the monster (as I understand it) is actually supposed to be a sort of slime-creature, so it can reshape its body at will.

Hence the protrusions on its dick.

>>11221182
What about the people who don't want that either?

>>11221289
I remember those, they were pretty good.

>>11226438
Pray you can talk Azimuth into it when he shows up next

>>11227124
Who's Azimuth? Neither his name nor his work shows up anywhere on the master list.

>>11227287
>>11227362
You know, the guy who never uses any personal pronouns in his responses. Wrote the Mass Effect/Xenomorphs story that I requested, beautiful bugger.

>>11227425
Huh, odd that he isn't in the list. Come to think of it, does anyone actually use it at all?

>>11227449
*Shrugs*
I haven't written anything since we've moved here, and the few stories I've read since then I've read out of the thread.

Is AA even still around, or did he die?

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>>11223270
D here.

Thank you for believing in me.

>>11227630
You're talking to him, that's why I asked.

I just prefer to keep my big mouth shut nowadays until I have something to present. I'll see if the fic I'm working on is in a relatively presentable condition by next thread, even if it isn't 100% complete as I'd prefer it to be.

While I'd like to be able to keep the list more up to date than it is now, work, real life, and a bunch other shit not worth elaborating on has made that extremely difficult at best. The wiki's honestly doing a better job of it than I am, even if not everything's been copied over to it yet.

>>11227713
I had an inkling. As soon as I posted I said to myself 'I bet that's going to be AA, it always is.'

You're always the most active person in the thread.

>>11227788
Well, I do still post but usually I don't draw attention to my identity; there's no point in doing so most of the time. But enough about me, mind if I ask which writefag you are (or were)?

>>11227921
Still just FUBOT floating around.

I don't come around often anymore, but then again I haven't been writing a lot either because of work and lack of inspiration.

>>11228008
What usually inspires you?

>>11229374
That's a good question. Hard to know for sure. Coming across good pictures, just formulating good ideas while sitting around, striking the right balance. Usually it is just worldbuilding that leads me somewhere strange. Instead of it becoming some fiction story to go in my big slush pile, it becomes a story to toss here.

Like recently I started writing a Changeling story that has next to zero lewd potential. I just wanted to write about some changelings going to a party, and discretely killing an enemy. But that thought has been hanging around for years, probably from seeing some heist or spy movie or another.

While the Mummy story I am in the middle of came from the world of darkness general joking about a Mummy having a fertility cult built around it.

>>11229929
>While the Mummy story I am in the middle of came from the world of darkness general joking about a Mummy having a fertility cult built around it.
I'm always interested in fertility cult stuff, how does it work?

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>>11221157
Yep, I have a large backlog.
I record all the requests I get, even if I can't devote a whole story to them, I can usually include elements of them in other fics.
I got like 20 on the burner.

>>11230109
Honestly, I don't know. My idea mutated off from there so I didn't do research into fertility cults themselves... Maybe I should.

>>11232684
Well, what's your idea become now?

>>11232819
World of Darkness Mummies tend to keep three categories of cults, by the rules.

Tribal cults, that focus on a limited group that are sort of bred and trained into a culture that takes care of the mummy.

Corporate cults, where a business is built up that can make profit, business moves, and over the board changes for the mummy.

Or a secret society that act like a spy organization with secret words, clandestine meetings, etc.

My idea was that this cult uses the magical power of their mummy, whose relic (they all have a certain relic they defend, when not finding more) is a sort of fertility icon (like one of those Japanese dick statues). So her cult has connected her with sex, and her powers and appearance (when not a shambling corpse) haven't helped. So as the thousands of years have gone by, her cult has gotten into practices of orgies and virile male leaders and seeing who is the top stallion in the group.

By the time the 1930s hit, this lead them into the porn industry.

So when she wakes up this time, she wakes up to a small porn studio, with lines of men wanting to be the ones blessed as the top stud of the group.

>>11232908
Here is the little bit I wrote out the other day.
https://pastebin.com/9GX4RDeD
No tags yet because nothing lewd has happened.

>>11232908
That's an awful lot of worldbuilding for what otherwise sounds like a fairly conventional story. What sort of smut are you planning to have in it?

>>11234309
I know right? Maybe that's why I haven't finished it yet.

I don't have plans for anything crazy. This is really more me getting back into being able to write at all. So fairly vanilla.

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>>11232203

I nabbed this from another thread for you Snek. Might be some fun stuff in there for you

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2000 word update, new content at "Her elongated face was oddly expressive"

Goetic Justice:
https://pastebin.com/3ey7dvhz
>no new tags

Kind of in a rush today and did not have much time to edit, I'll give it another look tomorrow and catch any mistakes that I missed.

>>11235042
That's cool, I'll give that a look.

One of our old hands just stumbled over the discord; he told me to pass this along on his behalf:

Sticks and Stones May Break my Bones, but Shock and Awe Excite Me!
(by Beginner)
https://pastebin.com/z7xWr4k3
Tags: Yuri, Light Bondage, Shockplay, Monstergirls - Ryu and Raiju

>>11221914
>those who post
Post what? Requests? Finished works?

>>11220954
-People who want weird, niche shit and are willing to pay for it.

This is me. No one here wants to write a long series about legal prostitution, but I post it once in awhile to see if anyone new likes the idea.

>>11236052
But DLFG's already done that.

>>11236052
Aren't there places that have legal prostitution though? I thought that was like, an amsterdam thing.

>>11236083
Mine has the focus on training to be an effective prostitute, and a lot of forced orgasm/orgasm denial elements.

>>11236084
Yeah, but this would have unrealistic, light /d/ elements!

>>11236083
That depends on how much feeling like you've done something stone wrong you can't take back after masturbating gets you off

>>11236084
>Aren't there places that have legal prostitution though? I thought that was like, an amsterdam thing
Yes, and unsurprisingly, the whores tend to be osteuros operating under varying but significant levels of duress, same as were it's illegal, but for increased demand and resulting increased supply and thus more victims.

i would honestly only take requests if i'm completely stumped creativity-wise
in which case long outlines can be really useful

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>>11237245
I enjoy doing requests, but I have such a large backlog that I'd have to triple my workload before I could take on any work that wasn't scheduled.

I would writefag for you guys, but I'm too busy with commissions

good luck to all the writers tho!

>>11238193
stop hogging all the commissions you pig

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>>11238239

>>11238332
>commission-kun getting gangbanged my starving failed writefags

>>11238332
YOU FUCK LITTLE SISTERS, VALDEZ?

>>11220954
>People who want weird, niche shit
The shit I want is so niche nobody is interested in writing it, for money or otherwise.

>>11238478
is it weird or is it gross?

>>11238496
W
E
I
R
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Adventurer on Onxyia fanfic with monstergirl and femdom elements, eventually becoming lewd SoL.

>>11238533
Most of those words are meaningless to me.

>>11238533
Doesn't sound weird, just a very hard sell because unless the writer is already invested in the characters, that's a lot of work for something he may not even enjoy.

>>11238543
Onxyia, one of the dragons from WoW. It'd involve her as a GIANT dragon and a draconic looking human, both of whom would be into femdom. Eventually it would move from spur of the moment sex into them having an actual relationship.

>>11238553
>GIANT dragon
That's already way, way more niche.
>actual relationship
Lol. How many lewd fics do you know with "actual relationships" aren't complete garbage? That shit is rare for a reason.

>>11238553
>>11238559
Sounds like something Snek would be able to do.
He doesn't take commissions as far as I know though, least not for stuff that isn't in his homebrew settings.

>>11238553
i mean, so it'd be a bestial dragon and an anthro dragon?
so effectively lesbian bestiality with romance?
doesn't seem too odd, honestly

>>11238478
>That's already way, way more niche.
That's why I said it was niche! It's impossible to find anyone interested.

>>11238577
>so effectively lesbian bestiality with romance?
Fuck no! A guy and an intelligent female dragon who can switch back and forth between human and dragon. Like Tohru.

>>11238577
The way he phrased it sounds suspiciously more like the dragon morphes and there's a generic faceless dick involved.

>>11238478
>The shit I want is so niche nobody is interested in writing it, for money or otherwise.
Mine is even stranger.

>Guy with almost supernatural sexual skills
>Partly because he has a weird relationship with his dick, thinking of it as having needs and there being trust between them
>Teaches singles about sex, hands on because this is porn
>Succubus finds out about him, tries to take him as her personal slave
>Things go downhill for him

>>11238591
oh, okay, so it's an intelligent dragon who turns into an anthro dragon for sex?
my bad, i thought you meant the adventurer was a draconic female
that doesn't sound odd at all

the "both of whom" made me think the two forms were different people

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>>11238591
>Fuck no! a guy
Confirmed for generic faceless eroge protagonist #29997732628mk4. Fucking tasteless, don't be surprised nobody picks your shit up if you introduce it a "weird" stuff when it's actually a cookie-cutter standard plot straight out of about 50% of every story involving a dragon AND you don't put some fucking effort into half of the couple which you want to read about.

>>11238721
vanilla stuff is nice though
i mean, i'd write it for money, not sure why other people wouldn't.

>>11238731
Are you the requester? I'm all for vanilla. But you HAVE to give your characters something- anything, beside their demographic to build upon. Otherwise it's just bland as shit. Doubly so if one of them is a cutout and the other isn't.

>>11238759
i'm not the requester
i dunno, "bland" isn't necessarily that bad. it's easier for a writer to work with than an overly complicated character
i've had some super specific commissions that were just WTF tier

>>11238781
Give us examples. Unless they're gross.

>>11239426
No, especially if they're gross. At the very least they'll be good for a laugh.

>>11239426
>>11239610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46zrey2IAak

>>11239426
one of them was undertale cuckoldry
IIRC the main character was going to be fucking the girl from the lab while the girl with the lab texted her girlfriend, undyne

>>11239787
That sounds incredibly tame

>>11235317
Holy crap, Beginner. That takes me back. HA! And it's a yuri story as well.
Good times.

>>11238568
STOP.
Stop just saying "Snek can do that" any time you see anything tangentially related to what he writes. It's bad for everyone involved, including Snek as it builds this retarded fantasy that he'll be able and be willing to write whatever shit you throw at him.

>>11240372
Agreed. If it weren't for that idiotic delusion maybe so many people wouldn't hold a grudge against him when he's not able to do so to your exact specifications.

snek is our god
worship and obey snek
all others wilt away in the harsh light that is snek's glory

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>>11242174

PrayingMantra here. First fic in a while.

Second part to my 'Property of Prasmille' fic.
>Tags: Futadom / m, light noncon, oral, cum feeding, minor mind weirdness
https://pastebin.com/jqhNTpTt

You can find part 1 here:
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PrayingMantra/25131/Property-of-Prasmille

How do I into hatesex?

>>11244637

More details, please. Characters involved??? Setting???

>>11244637
The most important thing about hatefucking is that people will try to mask their attraction to one another by insulting the qualities that they actually find attractive as a kind of defense mechanism.

eg: "Your ass is so fucking fat, get it out of my face."

>>11244637
Pain that isn't entirely harmful is useful, in my opinion. Slapping, biting, hair-pulling, squeezing the sides of their neck, holding their arms behind their back, etc. Dominance stuff that hurts without causing serious lasting damage.

>>11244967
>without causing serious lasting damage
wussy

>>11244770
>characters
Tall bird women average height bear male.
>setting
A psych ward. They're both patients her there for anger isssues and him there for hallucinations. He keeps spacing out around her she takes it the wrong way then they fug.
>>11244872
>>11244967
That's helpful stuff. I take it there's a fine line between and tsundere?

>>11245179

Well, that sounds pretty great considering my obession with mentally ill characters. But yeah, you should utilize the bird woman's height with the fic since hatefucking is borderline fighting, and height helps a lot with that.

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>>11245138
>not leaving bruises and scars as mementos

>>11245138
Bruises and scratches - yes. Just more things to let them know they're your bitch.
Broken bones and trauma - no. That moves from hatesex to rape and abuse, in my personal vocabulary.

>Thread theme

https://youtu.be/WZOBRbVCJL4

>>11245555
i meant more like scars
rape is rape regardless of how severe the damage is

>>11242255
heretic

WRITE

>>11246994
no u

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2000 word update, new content at "And...do I have any hidden emotions that I should be aware of?"

Goetic Justice:
https://pastebin.com/3ey7dvhz
>no new tags

Hope you guys don't mind that I've gone 30k words with no smut yet, I really want it to feel like this one is earned.

>>11245633
A+

>>11245179
>>11245486
Yeah, try to think of flirting as arguing, and sex as fighting, then give it a sexual charge.

>>11248030
Yo, just read your fic Crashed, https://pastebin.com/E6WVfvK1
Good shit mang, I love me some taller women and I'm a sucker for spooning scenes.

>>11246994
Have been, but mostly editing. Sent about 1k words to the trash.

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>>11244565
>tags
Aww yeah
>trog
Fuck that.

>>11248030


I absolutely don't mind, but I'm biased so my opinion doesnt really count

>>11253597
uhhh
trog?

>>11248030


Shiny here, I dug up some really helpful material for getting your sentences to flow better Snek, check them out when you can. I left them in the comments of the gdoc

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Sorry Skaven guy, I've just been so unmotivated to do anything this week, and I erroneously assumed I could work on the thing while I was on a trip.
I'll probably finish up soon though, I wouldn't blame you if you gave up hope though.

Book it

Man, the only thing I've written in the past two weeks was a writeup of my backlog. I've got to get motivated.

>>11257061
try acid and the power of love

How can I shed worries of what people will think?

The audience I write for certainly isn't normies, but every time I get to something good I think "what if someone accuses me of being something terrible and that stays with me forever because of one paragraph?" and lose all drive to continue.

>>11257884
What?
No, seriously, what?

>>11257884
Simple: Don't worry about it in the first place since you're the one in control.
Otherwise just watch or read things you like to relieve worry.

>>11257218
Damn, I'm fresh out of both.

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>>11260051
I got you, buddy. Now get to work.
https://youtu.be/WK0z87WrhGo

>>11255432
I can wait. Collage starts soon so I can understands even more of content slowing down.

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Vluirty here.

Reposting an old story I wrote before the end of /efg/

https://pastebin.com/kyE57XKV

>Tags: Fantasy, Vaginal sex, F/M, Dubcon, Monster girl, Sphinx, Creampie, Impregnation, Pregnant, Action, Light bondage, Exotic vagina, Vaginal fingering

Up

boop

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>>11248989
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
That was like the second story I ever wrote, I'm happy it's still getting attention.

>>11255178
Gotcha, I'll check those out, thanks!

>>11268452


Shiny here, I work in an office and my job is IT related. How can I help you

>>11268452
I work an office job. For layout you've got to decide what type of company you're talking. Small branch office of a larger corporation? Massive corporate cubical farm? Hip, modern silicon valley facility?

For the interview process, the ones I've been through have been fairly lengthy and brutal. Back-to-back 30-minute interviews with 2-3 people of a mix of potential coworkers and management seated around a boardroom or a table in a conference room. In a modern company, there's a chance at least one of the interviewers will be telecommuting, so everyone' will sit around a giant TV and fiddle with display settings for the first 10 minutes of the interview as they work out the inevitable AV issues. Lots of questions about teamwork, testing your knowledge of various industry buzzwords, looking for personality flaws. If the interviewers didn't coordinate well, you may be asked the same question 2-3 times. Then, if it's a technical position, you may be asked to perform some kind of challenge, writing a simple program, or some other test of the skills you claim to have.

>>11266413
I think I want to investigate the passage.

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>>11268643
This scene requires Ryan to enter an office building, interact with the secretary, and then make his way to his interviewer's office on another floor.
Basically I'm trying to visualize what that environment looks like. For example, does he take the stairs, or an elevator? What does he see in the stairwell? Does he pass by rooms full of cubicles and servers? Do other employees pass him by?

If you work in IT, it would also be really useful to know what kind of qualifications Ryan might have, he started working at an IT firm straight out of college, and was qualified or sought after enough to move to the city. Let's just say he's doing security, since I never specified what he did in the story.

>>11268656
Ah, see that's really useful, I can do way more interesting things with that scenario than what I had planned. Having more people for the demons to interact with and influence will be fun.
I was thinking something along the lines of a large corporation with cubicles, perhaps a company that provides security to others.

>>11254862
Orks, trolls, goblinoids, ogres, greenskins, whatever inbred offshoots you care to name.
You can't trust'em. If it's green, if it's got tusks, if it's under five feet, anything really, it gets the sword.

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>>11268797
Dude, context. How big is that office? Is he in a big company or a small pentesting start-up? Is it the future? Is he already hired? Is he a new hire? Is it cyberpunk? Is it tight knit?

You don't usually walk into the server room unless you're running the place. Servers need to be in an air-conditioned room because they give off a whole bunch of heat and run 24/7, and once they're plugged in everything can be done remotely. There can be exceptions if for example there is a project involving sensitive company info which you don't even want plugged into their network, in which case the guys working on it might want to set up by where it's racked if it's too big to move.

Define college, I don't know how it's done in the country you're setting it in. If he was sought after, he's probably done more than just his syllabus. In the case of compsec, some thing that'd look odd is if he didn't do any wargames. No, not that kind. Wargames are typically CTF events. The idea is that the organizers put a bunch of challenges available to people who want to participate, and each challenge consist in trying to find a "flag" in something. Event flags are standardized of the form CTF{NOTAFLAG}, hidden somewhere in the challenge. There's a bunch of semi-famous ones held semi-regularly, and it's a convivial thing to do to practice learning exploits so you usually find clubs (even if they don't call it that) or friends that gather round around pizzas to try and get as many points as they can before it's over.

He's probably going to have gone over the essentials in his syllabus, so adminsys (whatever the equivalent of powershell and bash), some web, some programming, some network equipment know-how (not necessarily the ccna or some shit, just formations), virtualization (if they develop their own home-brewed pentests CT parks or some shit for another company), and then miscellaneous hip things sprinkled on tops (THE CLOUD, THE IOT (lol))


Now quit staring at Mag's ass.

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>>11178528
Requesting a guy having a obnoxious sterotypical furry fursuit gf

>>11268797
>>11270693


Would also be nice to know what type of "security", as there are a bunch of things that could fall under.

Also no company in their right mind would let their server room be exposed to passerbys, that shit is usually on lock down.

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>>11270693
>>11270872
It's set in a modern day American city, think Boston or New York.
Big security firm, he's a new hire, he has three years of experience with another company (who hired him out of college) before applying for this job.

That's all useful to know, thanks.

>Would also be nice to know what type of "security"
No idea, pulled it out my ass. I have CSI: Miami levels of knowledge in this field.

>>11270360
ah
well the second one is just a human girl
it'll probably mostly be human futas

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2500 word update, new content at "She returned to the table before long"

Goetic Justice:
https://pastebin.com/3ey7dvhz
>no new tags

Sorry I've not had time to go over your edits in detail yet Shiny, I've been uncommonly busy the last few days, I'll set some time aside maybe Thursday to go over everything, and check out those links that you posted.

>>11272474

Shiny here. Is that how you want us to see Nahash?

Also, take your time man. I know you'll get to them eventually

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>>11272993
Something like that, yeah.
I'd like to get some art of her done at some point, I'd go a bit shorter on the snout, twisted horns and more of them, fur/wool in different places, more exaggerated figure, and with a body type more like a traditional Satyr. It's hard to find an example picture, but it's somewhere between that and this.

Yeah I'm gonna be back home in about ten days, so by the time I get to your next commission I'll be as responsive as you're used to.

>>11272474

This interview feels a little too cheat mode IMO. Loved the almost autopilot kiss goodbye though

Unless your company's business is selling space on servers, the "server rooms" are likely glorified closets that are kept locked tight and only IT can access them.

>>11270872
>Also no company in their right mind would let their server room be exposed to passerbys, that shit is usually on lock down.
Now, if it's important to you, there is one scenario where passerbys could potentially walk by open server rooms. That is when the company (like most large corporations) has neglected to invest in their IT infrastructure and the server room AC has failed. In that case you'll find the doors propped open with fans in the doorway and everyone rushing around trying to cool the place down before the servers shut themselves down and everyone loses the ability to work. Happens all the time at my company. It's like walking in front of an open oven door.

>>11275502
how stupid do you have to be to find 4chan memeposts erotic
how stupid do you have to be to think other people will find 4chan memeposts erotic

>tfw walking home late at night
>tfw tyrone comes out of a dark alley
>it was dark as night because it was night, almost as dark as his black cock (he was naked)
>he violently buttfucks me until i sprout a pair of breasts
>my asshole turns into a vagina as he fucks me
>as my hymen rips he tells me i've been blackpregnated
>tfw impregnated and force feminized by tyrone

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>>11276317

Anon, if that gets you hard/wet, that's what gets you hard/wet. Simple as that, no fussing.

>>11276317
Never said I found it erotic, thought it could've made a good jumping-off point for a story.

Which could've been erotic.

>>11206781
requesting a story about a tattooed punk rock anthropomorphic john deer tractor-girl
>tags: premastication, world building, comfy farm SoL, inflation, unbirth, vaginitis

So is this just for smut or what?

I was writing a non smut story in the hyena threads but they died.

>>11280146
Nope, not just porn.

>>11280152
Oh good, I was thinking of trying /lit/ but they seemed like a bunch of presumptuous assholes.

>>11280452
That's because they are a bunch of presumptuous assholes.

I'm currently working on something, and I'm not sure if I should try to make it a webcomic or pitch it as a cartoon. want to hear about it?

>>11281528
a webcomic is easier to do/pass if you're going independent. A cartoon can always come later. Shoot.

>>11281590
Here's what I have of the idea so far:

A middle-aged barbarian frost giant is cursed and turned into a dwarf.

He tries to find a spell to reverse this, learning several other spells (particularly ice spells) in the process, and becomes somewhat of a wizard. Since his home is too big for him to live in now, he stays in an inn in a town for more human-sized people.

The show would be a comedic fantasy (though preferably without anachronistic jokes because those are in pretty much every comedic fantasy) with fantasy elements loosely based off of Norse Mythology.

Not sure if the episodes should be 11 minute or 22 minutes.

>>11281662
The way you're describing it, it sounds like you should pitch it as a cartoon. To who, I have no idea, we know nothing about that shit.

>>11283386
Why does it sound like a cartoon?

>>11283392
Mostly the "episode" part, but that's just me. It sounds more like it would be the kind of "gag-a-day" type of comic than one with an extended plot, and those aren't exactly difficult to come across.

That said, any reason you're asking us? This isn't the first place I'd go to for advice about that kind of subject, none of us know a thing about what makes a good webcomic or how to make one.

>>11283444
I was interested in your thoughts

>>11283455
Sorry, but it might be helpful to get thoughts from a thread with a bit more expertise on the subject. Written fiction and webcomics/cartoons work in very different ways by the very nature of the media used in them.

>>11281662
do it man, but a cartoon would be difficult.

something to think about, garbage like homestuck or whatever got big even being shitty. as long as the writing is good it will do good.

and I like the idea a lot, I'd read/watch it.

>>11283752
I think I'd prefer to do it as a cartoon, personally

>>11178822
>>11179231
I bet $10,000 these posts will be in the next writethread too because they're too retarded to realize no one wants to do them

>>11284342
They have been for months. It's a little sad to see they haven't realized they're only pushing authors further away with each post.

>>11284342
Back at you autismo.

>>11284342
>>11284885
Enough. Arguing about it just wastes more posts than two posts themselves. Filter and hide, don't reply

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>>11206981
>Please and thank you.
Have picked up this request. Short form story, less than four thousand words at estimate. Will post in Thread #32. Revision and final edits are required.

Minor adjustment, primary female character is an adventurer (warrior-type) who visits the beastmen's brothel in search of release after being disappointed by bragging companions and other bedfellows. Beastmen are minotaur-type, equine genitalia with hooves, horns, fur, and bull-heads but humanoid torsos and hands.

Hope this is satisfactory to requester.

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>>11284885
>requests the same thing for months
>calls me autistic
fucking idiot

>>11286276
That's exactly what I had in mind. I'm excited to see what the end result looks like!

>>11284979
>>11286396
Perhaps a concession could be made, in the interests of improving top-of-thread browsing for newcomers or potential readers/writers. By admission in >>11180459, at least one of the consistent top-thread requesters does not usually "pay attention to posts" outside of the anon's request. This could be understood to mean that the anon does not contribute to the thread other than posting the request and responding to replies regarding that request. However, two requests are consistently top-thread, with identical or near identical posts copied and pasted every time.

As a show of humility and understanding for the other users of the thread, would it not be possible for >>11178822 and >>11179231 to delay their posts until an arbitrary number of other posts, or even other requests, were made each thread? Perhaps waiting until twenty other posts were made, or until after someone posted new content such as a story update. The effort required from the requesters would be equitable to posting at the start of each new thread, and would help to prevent the appearance of stagnation. A look back at the /trash/ writethreads' archives provides many examples of such top-thread stagnation.

This statement is made in the hope of making these writethreads more inviting to potential readers and writers alike, while showing deference to those who regularly posted in this thread prior to the sudden influx of new readers, writers, and posters.

>>11283855
All power to you man, hard work but I'd love to see it.


So on another note, I was writing a book in the Hyena threads but they seemed to die, so I'll give it a shot here.

it's not porn, and contains some minor religious themes so if that turns you away I'm sorry.

Otherwise I would love feedback!

Oh, and I'm using * to denote italics because I use them for internal dialog but pastebin doesn't support it

here is the first 4 chapters, I'm working on chapter 5 right now.
https://pastebin.com/AFGqErU5

>>11286821
read your first 4 chapters, needs work

>>11286837
that's very specific, good work

>>11286859
keep it up, needs work

>>11286837
Read 30 pages of work in 3 minutes of me posting it, that's impressive.

>>11286777
If they didn't pay attention to such basic courtesies then, why do you expect them to do so now? You may as well just start reporting them as spam.

New thread
>>11288013