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/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #93: Farm Life Edition

Previous Thread: >>11056318
Satyr Abomination Thread: >>>/mlp/30769080

>What is the 'Satyr After Dark' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony (or any other sort of creature) decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about the steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations. Yes, even hand holding. Especially that.

>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.

>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
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>>11162577
If you try to make a bunny empire: apples version,[spoiler] i will be very upset and i will ignoring you in the most polite way possible[/spoiler]
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>>11163491
In that pic Utah looks like he's just a kid, so I doubt Darcy would be into him that way. She probably just thinks his childish crush on her is amusing and cute in a kid sort of way.

He grows on her though.
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>>11163506
wew
He's got a lot of kids, for sure, but certainly not enough that he'd come remotely close to breaking the limit on number of people he could actual know. Just, you know, farm people with lots of kids, because farm people tend to do that.
If there's any blood incest going on, it'd be restricted entirely to Peach.

Additionally, I don't actually consider Honey to exist in a more solid setting, though she's fun to meme about. And think Petunia's probably unrelated, via Eirwen's dad.
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>>11163606
>He's got a lot of kids, for sure
Applejack and her husband only has three kids, you faggot.
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>>11163436
>Not renaming it the Animal & Monster Offspring general and removing ponies
It's like you don't want others in /trash/ to come here.
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>>11163707
That's a lot of fucking kids these days.
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>>11163606
>I don't actually consider Honey to exist in a more solid setting, though she's fun to meme about. And think Petunia's probably unrelated, via Eirwen's dad.
Well glad to hear you enjoy Honey. I think she's cute AF and a lewd room mate to Petunias more pure hearted nature. And Eirwen I see as their more lazy and less sexually aware friend. I like the idea of those three girls living together and getting into all kinds or hjinx.

>>11163506
That is some delicious Annie art. But not dark skinned enough.
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>>11164120
>But not dark skinned enough.
It's black and white, so it doesn't really show her skin color at all.
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>>11163708
It's almost like you're a faggot trying to start shit
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>>11164185
>giving him (you)s
Please stop doing that
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>>11163564
I thought they were just close cousins. She even taught him how to do a proper dropkick.
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>>11165428
Anybody save that story where Utah dropkicks Darcy's boyfriend who in turn beats the shit out of him?
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>>11165899
Sounds WEW
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>>11165899
>>11166907
I think I found what you're talking about

>"I could have taken him, you know, he just caught me off guard."
"Uh-huh, if you say so."
>"I could!"
"I'm not saying otherwise, but please promise me you won't go picking fights with people twice your age again any time soon. I appreciate you 'defending my honour' and all, but Anon really didn't mean any harm, it was just a kiss.... Besides, they're are worse people to lose your honour to."
>"Gross."
"I'm just saying that I don't need you to defend me. Anon's a sweetheart once you get to know him."
>"Gross!"
"Oh hush, ya big baby. Go play with Petunia and stop getting into scraps over nothing."
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>>11169106
>"You could have stopped him punching me a little sooner."
"I knew he'd stop on his own eventually. Besides, I hate to say it, but you sort of had it coming, Utah. I mean you did drop-kick poor Anon in the side when he wasn't looking. I would have helped more quickly, but I was a little flustered at the time."
>"Yeah, because he had his tongue down your throat."
"Careful now, another remark like that and I may think twice keeping quiet about your late night visits to go see your little girlfriend in the barn."
>"She's not my girlfriend!"
"No? Well then you're horrible for stringing her along and letting her think that she was."
>"Why, what have you heard? Did she tell you something?"
"Never you mind. All you should be worrying about now is how you're going to apologise to Anon."
>"Easy, I'm not going to."
"Yes you are."
>"No I'm n-"
"Yes. You are. That's not negotiable."
>"Anon's an ass."
"You just don't like him because I do."
>"No, he's an ass."
"Well too bad, because you're going to have to go see him and tell him you're sorry for kicking him."
>"I don't see why I should."
"Because you hurt my feelings too, you know? You think I liked having to tell him off for beating the snot out of you? We're family, so obviously that means I'd take your side, but you still had it coming. Poor Anon looked like a lost puppy when I yelled at him."
>"Ugh... Fine, but I'm only agreeing to apologise because you want me to, not because I'm actually sorry."
"Good, but there's just one more thing."
>"What?"
"I know you don't like Anon or when I kiss him, but keep in mind that I'm going to have to do a lot more than that to make up for sending him home because of you."
>"Huh? I don't- Oh, gross!"
"Yeah, just let that image sink in."
>"Stop!"
"Maybe it'll be on top of a hay bale in the barn, or up against the wall of the tool shed, or maybe even-"
>"Stop talking!"
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>>11169121
Classic.
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>>11169121
>"Maybe it'll be on top of a hay bale in the barn, or up against the wall of the tool shed, or maybe even-"
Anon insists they have sex on Utah's bed for the sake of a final "fuck you, kid"
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>>11164120
>I think she's cute AF
>Anthro pig whose mother you can't even waifu
>Cute
And cowshit smells like rainbows.
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>>11174247
Do it.
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dead already?
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>>11176654
Just need to jump start production.
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>>11176679
I bet he likes watching the rabbits fuck.
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>>11176917
Or he likes to fuck them.
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>>11176993
Some bucks breed mundane buns to deepen the genepool.
The girls who sign up for the in the HGRP can only do so much with so few men around.
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>>11177686
How so?

>>11176679
This pic confuses me. Is the one bun blushing or something? And what is with the human and pants deal? What is going on here?
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>>11178370
Just making a joke. Does are always joining human mens harems. To a lesser degree, non-bun satyr lads.
Bucks can offer women and satyr girls good spots in their harems, but there's fewer takers I would presume. So sure up those brood numbers with wild normie buns.

The buns are aroused, that's it.
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>>11178426
>Wild normie buns
So he's literally fucking normies? Does he "reeeeeee" loudly upon climax too?
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>>11179236
Unless he's introducing some jackalopes to the bunpire, yes.
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>>11179295
Mage caste.
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Daughterus shouldn't play on page 9.
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Would you choke your niece a bit if she asked?
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Remember to fuck your daughters in for bed.
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>>11183158
Bun empire stuff coming up, don't read if it bothers you.

I'm now picturing the buns as being a far cuter Skaven-esque race with those lucky enough to be born with horns being automatically raised to positions of power.
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>>11188750
What is your problem? Why does it ALWAYS have to be incest and your own fucking daughters for?
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>>11189392
So they base their system on Invader Zim tier my tallest logic? Sounds about right for buns
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>>11188750
Fuck off
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>>11189392
I was going by the logic that magic comes easily to creatures with horns, so jackalope buns are automatically part of a special mage caste, and are pretty rare aside.
So I agree, they're more or less gifted from birth.
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>>11170689
You wouldn't be able to move at all while she was holding onto you.
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>>11192259
As if she needs to coerce me. I want to fertilize all the eggs.
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>>11189826
Yeah! Why can't it be your sons or satyrs that aren't related to you for?!
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>>11192259
[Aquatic satyr] hands you some caviar that they got especially for you.
Do you eat it?
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>>11194896
No, I cum on it and throw it in the water. Maybe I'll end up with lots of babies.
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>>11195039
Satyr didn't plan for this!
Make sure to smile and maintain eye contact while you do it.
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>>11195039
>lots of babies.
Did somebody say lots of cute fish shark babies?
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>>11195116
Why yes!
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>>11195217
part 2
>>11195115
>>11194896
>>11195039

I'm gonna sketch this.
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>>11195217
>>11195225
i love happy endings
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>>11195217
>>11195225
Who?
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>>11195374
Those are Balto and Bucky.
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>>11195225
>I'm gonna sketch this.
Sweet. Look foward to seeing it

>>11195217
>>11195225
Lewd as fuck, love it, Any chance we can ever see more?
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>>11195217
>>11195225
>Time to ship two who? satyrs that has literally never interacted with each other in the past
>Because I'm that damn autistic
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I'm MT and I endorse the making of a school of tuna
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>>11195997
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>>11195997
>look up how many eggs an albacore tuna can release
>up to 2.6 million
>mfw
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>>11195997
Why did I imagine hearing this playing as her jerks it over her eggs?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K7ToZFJy3A0
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>>11196123
It's okay, we produce hundreds of millions of sperm.
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>>11196147
I know.
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So many fish kids.
An army of cutes.
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>>11195225
hot
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>>11195225
Red rocket, red rocket!
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>>11200208
Almost spit out my fucking drink. Good kek m8
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bed bump.
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>>11195217
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>>11206484
If he was a girl, I would.
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>>11203204
I imagine Uncle Anon gives her wedgies so often she's practically immune to them by now.
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>>11207106
>"Heya, 'Non. What's up?" she casually greets you as you grind her panties through her tender sex. "Does my big strong tío need some attention?"
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>>11206987
This can be arranged.
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>>11207839
Hyped
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>>11203204
Man, i want to suck Darcy's vag so much
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>>11206987
>>11207839
>Don't like boy
>Just turn him into a girl
Every time.
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>>11208403
This thread is cancer that way
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>>11208403
Implying. I'm going to write a 4000 word epic of Balto impregnating his mom and raising his sister-daughter now just to spite you, Anon.
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>>11170689
why would you even want someone to fuck you if you got 8 tentacles that you can move at will.
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>>11209434
I'm sure you will
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>>11210685
Intimacy and bonding with your committed SO.
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Is there a centralized place for Bun-Empire stuff?
Words cannot express how much I love it and I need more of it.
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>>11211127
There isn't.
But if you wanna shoot the shit about it, go ahead, I'm always up for bunpire stuff.
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What if they end up with pony top halves and human bottom halves?
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>>11211199
Then you get cute satyrs like Orbit Sides.
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>>11211183
I jst want too know more about it and 'Catch up' as it were, I understand it's a homocidal fascist empire consisting entirely of Anons rabbit sons and daughters?
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>>11211971
Depends on who's telling it, really. There's no solid "canon" to it.
On the most extreme end, it's an all consuming empire that conquers lands and genetically assimilates the natives with god king Anon the great father at its head.
On the gentlest end, it's a small town where Anon founded it, and all the inhabitants are his bunkids.
And anything in between.

Personally, as fun as the more wew stuff can be to meme about, if I had to actually make a coherent setting about it, I'd go with a tiny hamlet, with him just having two or three does as his daughter-wives.
It's kinda comfy, and I think satyr is for comfy at the end of the day.
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>>11212266
Incest is one hell if a drug.
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>>11210828
>Dat picture
MFW anon has great taste
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>>11208411
Nah, the real cancer is all the forced incest, inbreeding, and monsterfags.
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>>11212564
I'm an incest junkie, man.
I just wanna have a loving daughter to give post-coital cuddles and hold hands with.
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>>11212266
Any fanfictions of the buns?
Cannot figure out how too manuevre the archives for the life of me.
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>>11214431
Not really, unfortunately.
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>>11214431
They are more of a talk about instead of write about.
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>>11214710
There is that story about the 3 cripple buns the guy bought.
Don't think it's in the archives though, sadly.

Really hope it gets an update one day.
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>>11214728
https://pastebin.com/ZBd9qnEN

I plan to update it soon. Just been busy with vidya.
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>>11215337
Would still breed them.
Except for poor, barren Clover. RIP.
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>>11212266
>Genetically assimilates the natives.
Like cute little Borg.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AyenRCJ_4Ww

"We are the buns. Lowers your pants and surrender your dicks."
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Goodnight. Don't let the bad daughters bite.
At least not too much.
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>>11219857
Is it okay to let the good daughters bite?
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>>11219896
kek. Obviously meant bat.
But sure. They know how to control themselves.
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The classic, the best, better than the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY
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>>11217800
Clover is best cutie
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>>11170689
sauce
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>>11222589
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=octaviapus%2C+satyr

>>11222341
>Not Hazel.
I will respect your wrong, but understandable opinion.
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>>11219857
At what age should a father insist his daughter starts wearing underwear when playing outside in full view of the neighbours?
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>>11223176
Never. It's Equestria. Most people are ponies, almost always naked, and don't care.
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>>11223176
>neighbors
>not living in a comfy homestead
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up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HV5O8Un6k
As strangely tempting as it may be, it's important not to overfeed your buns.
They become prone to laziness, and excessive weight poses health risks to not only them, but their babies as well.
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Mommy may have abandoned you, sweet baby. But daddy is always here.
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>>11228912
What if it's the other way around like it is for some of them?
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>>11229023
RiP Bella
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>>11228912
Which satyrs doesn't know their dad?
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>>11229577
Really can't think of any besides Bella and Hiki
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>>11230313
Does Feather Heart?
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>>11230333
Huh, its never really been discussed.
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>>11230313
bella met her dad (now should be 100% blocked of her brain tho) but Hiki doesn't have idea how he even looks
>>11230333
wait really?
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>>11230545
>Hiki visits her dad for the first time
>pic related
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>>11230545
I don't remember bringing him up myself.
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>>11230669
GSA strikes again?
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>>11230736
What?
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>>11230750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
That article looks woefully in need of overhaul, fyi.

But tl;dr, it's a known fact that very closely related people who don't know each other until they're adults often find themselves intensely attracted to each other.
It's such a factor that some groups who specialize in reuniting adoptees with their birth parents actually warn the parties involved about the likelihood of this.
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>>11230669
Where is the pic?
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>>11223176
Underwear is lingerie. The pones would look at you weird if you had your daughter wear that stuff Anon.
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centro lavender
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>>11233728
>tfw i typed the captcha on my post
just kill me now
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don't die
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Please die.
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>>11237141
Being dead is forbidden.
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>>11239287
bonez
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>>11239287
Can you make a skeleton of a satyr that isn't cancer?
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>>11233728
Well he's in the center. He's not lavender, but he's close enough guess.
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Satyr is for love.
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i need help naming this cutie. what's something that goes well with starla?
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>>11251215
Nebula? (Neb for short?) ALso who is this cutie?
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>>11251279
twinkleshine satyr.
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>>11251215
Dust?
Like Star Dust and all.
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>>11251215
She's cute.
Only issue, which is more of a general thing, is how the waist fur connects.
The grain of horse fur goes down, not up, so the fur shouldn't jut up and away there.
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no dying tonight
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Oh shit, it's your kid's birthday and you totally forgot because you're an awful person! Quick, you have to give them something or they'll be really upset. Pick the best thing you can think of from the room you're currently in.
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>>11256658
My dick.
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>>11256658
>tfw the dude who remembers all the birthdays
For the sake of discussion, a few books.
Guarantee I'd have a few she'd like and probably hadn't read yet.

Also >>11258011 if she's old enough.
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Man, I'm really into this but the art is downright horrible...
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>>11258557
What is?
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>>11258286
>For the sake of discussion
Mention a satyr that isn't pure autism.
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>>11263426
Hiki is a cutie.
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>>11263701
All satyrs are a cute. ALL of them, friend. Even [spoiler]your least favorite satyr[/spoiler]
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>>11263923
This is just a fact.
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Satyrs.
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Up, you bitch!
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>>11273109
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Oink.
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>>11275021
Oh nice. Can't belive my browser did not update this. Cute work MT. Honey is a major cutie. Does she sleep with her face in the flan?
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>>11275313
Not MT, that's an older thing she did a couple months back.
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>>11275345
What for reals? How long ago Ive never seen that posted here.
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>>11275021
Puddi.
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>>11270751
Hey now. There's no reason to be ashamed of your delicious delicious milk. Everyone needs help some times.
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>>11275439
My computer gives me a save date of June 8th.

>>11275481
THICC made sure she knew how to cook.
Every day, the family wakes up to lodesa breakfast.
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Halfie fillies.
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>>11276295
>Halfie
What the fuck, man? You can't just go around saying the "H" word like that. I mean yeah, most satyrs will probably know you're not being serious and just shrug it off, but some of the more easily offended ones will get super pissed if they hear you saying that.
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>>11163436
>Like the thread topic

>Don't like ANY of the art
Drat.
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>>11276371
Please, I doubt they care. They get some pretty nice perks.
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>>11276371
Is it an issue if I'm a satyr dadderu and use it as a term of endearment like daddy's little abomination or whatever?
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>>11277432
So long as nobody else hears you saying it and assumes you're bullying your kid.
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>>11275021
>Anthro pig shit
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>>11276371
So are we just gonna ignore the fact that that's a very cute mouse?
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>>11281864
Cute. Does she have a name?
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>>11281864
>A Mouse Satyr
>Pic related
Also, reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLlKtI11C-4

She is a cutie though, cant belive I never noticed that mouse in the pic before. But Alex did steal the show.

>>11281885
idk if we should go down that hole of a cute mouse cock sock.
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>>11281885
Mozza perhaps?
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Up.
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>Pick one and only one
>No cheating and saying both are the same person
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>>11288097
Wrong pic. But also egg laying is always nice.
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>>11288097
>>11288105
But they are, just with some time travel.
When youngzu hits 18 or so, she will go back in time to make sure her younger self becomes her, just as she has done infinite times before. The current Oldzu will continue on making babs and bug sandwiches with dadfu as she was always meant to do.

But to answer your question, if cuddling Youngzu to sleep in the bed, then sneaking off for a few to fuck Oldzu aheago on the couch isn't an option, I'd go Youngzu.
Because younger her needs emotional attention, and her older self would understand that that was an important part of her childhood.

You can bet I'd fuck Oldzu till she couldn't say her own name while her younger self was at school the next day, though.
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>>11288229
I always HC them as being from parallel universes. One verse where its family friendly SFW stuff with cute sonfus and daughterus, and another lewdverse where every satyr is 18+ and hungry for cock most relative to whatever fetish is needed.

But thats a comfy set up.

>You can bet I'd fuck Oldzu till she couldn't say her own name while her younger self was at school the next day, though.

>"Daddy! Why does SHE get to not go to school today!?"
"Because your older self doesnt has school later today sweetie."
>"Well why is she still asleep?"
"Because she was....doing things last night. Very busy."
>"How come you're not dressed for work dad?"
"Im gonna take the day off sweetie."
>"Can I take the day off too?"
"Hahaha, tommorrow sweetie I promise. We'll go out for some ice cream and watch a movie? Whadda ya say?"
>"Yay!" She gives you a tight hug before hurrying out the door to the cart picking up the kids "Bye dad!"
"Bye honey!"
>With her safely set up and on her way to school you close the door as her older self comes up wearing only your shirt from the prior night as she hugs you from behind. Her ample bosom pressing against your back as she smells your head "Ready for round two dad?"
"Do you always gotta show up and make me feel emotional whiplash from fatherly love to raging libido?"
>"Why dont you ask me over that sink?"
>"You'll be the death of me woman."

Sounds super comfy and lewd
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>>11288402
>Sounds super comfy and lewd
That's why electras are perhaps my biggest fetish.

What could possibly be more comfy or emotionally fulfilling as the relationship between a father and his daughter?
Then make them lovers, while still retaining the need to protect her smile. It's incredibly taboo without having to actually make it anything more than incredibly vanilla.
There's an inherent trust. She's letting you take her by the hand and lead her into the rest of her life. So make sure you take care of yourself.

Incest is the comfiest fetish.
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>>11288668
>That's why electras are perhaps my biggest fetish.
I do like electra stuff. And often talk about when discussed. Just dont want to over saturate a good thing ya know? Which is why I like variety and change up topics. When it gets discussed all the time it does get a bit boring, But I do like how you worded that on incest. Comfy and lewd taboo. But no kids, thats going too far. (Except that one gumdrop story, that was a pretty spicy meatball.)
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>>11288756
I actually do try to break it up a bit too.

I can't agree about the kids, though. I really do like my Ariana kids if nothing else. Maybe because I've daughterud her and just very intensely like her.
But as before, while I'm always happy to talk about her, I generally try to avoid being the one to START conversation about her if I don't have a new pic or fic to post with it. Don't want to over saturate, as you said.
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>>11288870
>I can't agree about the kids, though.

Just not my cup of tea but I do see it as the ultimate taboo and that in itself makes it pretty hot.
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>>11288913
>Just not my cup of tea
Fair enough.
For me, inbreeding is more about the continuation of the fatherhood experience than it is about being hot in and of itself. Not to say it isn't hot, but it's secondary if you put any story behind it.
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Smallish update here.

https://pastebin.com/ZBd9qnEN

>Hazel, not fully understanding what you meant by that, simply nods and continues to eat as you notice Clover stabbing the salad leaves with a fork.
>You make no reply but watch as she dips the helping into some dressing and then slowly bringing it to to Dandelion's mouth. The silver coat bun simply opens her mouth and bites down. After a few moments of silent chewing she opens her mouth again ready for a second helping.
>Clover dips another portion and goes to feed but some of the oily leaves tumble down and slap on her lap. The two show no real reaction and continue on but when Dandelion goes to chew Clover begins to clean her lap.
>As Hazel finishes a slice and some salad she cleans her mouth and then leans towards Clover and Dandelion “I'll take care of her now.”
>Clover nods and begins to eat her own food as Hazel takes over feeding duty. The two were a well oiled machine of cooperation, eating and changing roles in sync as you just ate watching.
>With the feast for (“kings”) done, you begin to clear the table as the girls help Dandelion off the chair.
“That was nice, first time I had dinner with such cute girls in a long time.”
>Hazel piggy backs onto Clover as she looks towards you, “We enjoyed it too master.”
“So what are you guys gonna do now? Sleep?”
>”Nah, we're all gonna shower. Do you want to come master?”
>The slippery fork in your hand drops to the sink and clinks as you try to stammer out a response, but Clover beats you to it with a panicked whisper “Hazel!”
>”What? You're always complaining about how you have to help us and now you can have help.”
>”Uh, I never...” She stammers before looking to you before growling, “Whatever.” She huffs walking away with Hazel as the little bun waives you over.
>”Come master! Lets all bathe together!”
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>>11289218

>Your hear beats a mile a minute as you follow the three buns down the hall to your bathroom. Shit, when was the last time you cleaned in there? Were there any discarded piss bottles? As these thoughts run through your head the girls go in first and all stop at the door.

>All at once all three girls talk over one another as they shit talk your restroom.
>”Is that it?!”
>”Where's the rest of it?”
>”So small.”
>Your heart sinks at their words of your less than stellar lavatory. As you walk behind them Hazel looks back and points to your shower. “Master, why is your bathroom so small?”
“What are you talking about? This is pretty roomy for a 2 bed 1 bath.”
>Dandelion replies for her as she looks forward at the shower “Our warrens had communal baths, it could fit over 30.”
“..Huh, well..umm, think of this like..your own private shower? Thats pretty cool right?”
>The buns say nothing but think it over as they all suddenly come into agreement now.
>”Hey that's right, we always did want our own shower.” Hazel smiles as Dandelion walks in and looks at the shower head.
>”And the water rains down, so cleaning will be easier.”
>”Its ok I guess.” Clover admits as your mood brightened a bit to the positive feedback.
>Clover walks in and sets down Hazel on the toilet as Dandelion puts her back to her. Clover begins to undress her as you quickly look away. Or was it ok to look?
>They wanted you to bathe with them so everyone would more than likely to be naked. But you could not just stare constantly at their breasts either.
>”Master?” You look back to see Hazel with her arms extended towards you, “Can you take me to our room? There isnt enough room for us so Clover and Dandelion are going first.”
“Oh ok.”
>You go to pick her up and get a good look at Dandelion's rack, she was clearly the most stacked of them all. And it was nice to finally see some nipples.
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>>11289224

>Picking up Hazel, you take her out of the bathroom as Clover goes to close the door behind you.
>With you out of earshot she exhales tiredly “Thank Frith he's gone.”
>”Hm?”
>”What do you mean “hm?” you like this?”
>”Well, we don't really have a choice. And its not like he's mean to us.”
>”Yeah I know, I just hate not being home.”
>”This is our home now.”
>”Until he gets tired of us.”
>”Then we will have a new home...but this is not so bad. For now.”

>Clover goes to turn on the water and takes a moment to check the temperature. Feeling it ready she guides Dandelion in.
>Standing under the stream of water, Dandelion soaks her hair and coat as Clover reaches for the closes soap bottle.
>Giving it a squeeze, she goes over to Dandelion and begins to lather her body. Paying special attention to her amputated area and hair. With those lathered she then focuses under her breasts and feels the heft of her c cups.
>”Geez these things get bigger each year. Do you get pregnant and ditch the kits or something?”
>”...”
>"...I can't believe I'm older than you and you're beating me in cup size. Its not fair."

to be continued for another day
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>>11281885
I vote for Bianca.

Get the reference and you're mah nigga.
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>>11289249
My appetite is whetted.
Eagerly awaiting more.

>Reminder that bun milk is very nutritionally dense.
>A busty bun like Dandelion is a rare, delicious gift.
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>>11276468
What kind of lewd satyrs do you like?
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>>11289249
>>11289224
>>11289218

>to be continued for another day
I can't get enough of these adorable maimed buns.

>”Master?” You look back to see Hazel with her arms extended towards you, “Can you take me to our room? There isnt enough room for us so Clover and Dandelion are going first.”
For this they deserve bullying. You don't dictate to your master who gets to go first, it should be up to him. Personally, I'd recommend sticking gum in their hair while they're sleeping as punishment.
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>>11289540
>file deleted
?
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>>11290243
It wasn't the gif I thought it was. instead of a guy giving a thumbs up in a show of approval, it was a kid playing CoD with lots of dank 420 blaze it and Mountain Dew memes.... then giving a thumbs up.

I need to start calling my reaction images something other than the default filenames.
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Up from ten, you naughty girl.
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>>11288870
>>11289027
>Having another child with someone who is NOT my own kid is literally impossible for me to imagine
I knew you had autism, DGAAnon, but I didn't know it was this serious.
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>"Boy, Yuzu, I can't believe we've finally got our own place together! W-What are we going to do on the bed?"
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>>11293363
>Only have enough money to afford one bed
>Have to sleep together
>Play some gay chicken when up at night and cant sleep
>More and more its played the more and more it feels right
>Finger bang session all night
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>>11293398
>>Finger bang session all night
The one night their dad's decide to surprise visit them with late night pizza.

>"It's seriously not what it looks like!"
"No, it's fine, really! We knew you two had always been close, but just not like that."
>"We're not gay!"
>"I am."
>"Shut up, Yuzu, you're not helping!"
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>>11293363
Yeah, she's going to cuck you.
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>>11293398
Crikey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCF90x1oKwQ
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>>11293460
You mean cucking Yuzu with her dad or Yuzu's dad with his daughter? I don't see a problem with either.
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>>11293475
No, Yuzu is cucking her.
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>>11293398
>>Finger bang session all night
Yuzu's nails seem pretty long and sharp for that. She'll either have to file them down first of be extraordinarily careful.
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>>11293509
With who?
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>>11293541
True, maybe they do a 69 position and Yuzu vigorously eats her out while Mistake blasts her with 3 fingers hard?
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>>11293551
Mistake's boyfriend
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>>11293570
Radiance?
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>>11293570
But Mistake's only interested in Yuzu's da-

Oh!

Who else might Mistake be into?
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>>11293570
Mr Buzzy, her battery operated boyfriend? I thought she ran out of batteries days ago.
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>>11293570
>>11293551
>>11293509

Yuzu is cucking Mistake with her own vibrator.

>"Yuzu, you slut, how could you?!"
"Calm down, Mistake, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. It just felt too good that I couldn't help myself!"
>"What? I don't care about that, I'm asking why you didn't wipe it off when you were done."
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>>11289328
Yeah, I get the reference.
I guess that works.
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>>11209434
Do it.
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>>11282563
>mouse cock sock.
I'm afraid that would be physically impossible given her size. Much like with breezies, I imagine her mother's impregnation involved rubbing her pussy against the tip of Anon's cock until she got launched like a bottle rocket on a torrent of cum penetrating her every orifice.
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>>11289249
Looking forward to more.
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>>11294051
Besties share everything. Gossip, feelings, secrets, even bodily fluids. Mistake should know this by now.
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>>11293398
>>11293425
I like to imagine that neither of them is gay, just comfortable enough friends to not have a problem with masturbating together or even helping each other out occasionally.
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>>11293610
She used to have a bit of a crush on Rune when she was younger.
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>>11294474
Or some mice bought some of Anon's manmilk foolishly thinking they could turn it to cheese, and fell in the bowl.
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>>11281864
Does she live in a mouse hole?
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>>11295022
Yeah, But it's known to the common folk as your ass.
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>>11195997
Does the tuna satyr girl have a name?
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>>11295760
Gold Seal.
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>>11295780
You made that up at the spot.
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>>11294583
What about needles?
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>>11296141
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>>11296608
Nice. Can you draw a picture of her with her mom?
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>>11296704
I can't say I ever expected to be drawing tuna for /sad/
>>
Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, Anon fucked a fish.
And there was much rejoicing.
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>>11298464
yaaaaay...
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>>11298492
God I love Buoy. She's cute as all hell.
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>>11298735
Protect (yourself from) that smile.
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>>11297299
kek
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>>11303598
How long does it take before the teacher gives up on trying to get her to wear clothes and everyone stops caring?
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>>11303662
2 days, maybe less
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>>11294552
Hope to post more.
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page 10
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>>11304342
You MUST breed your buns.
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>>11303888
>not clear tape
Bella is too nice.
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>>11306949
Would bun daughters make for the comfiest cuddle pile? This is important to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
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>>11307078
No, fillies make better pillows
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>>11307078
Buns would most assuredly make better cuddle piles.

>That video
There must be a satyr bun version of that
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>>11307890
A follow up question. Would they be immune or at least highly resistant to a human cold? I'm ill right now and the idea of being snuggled up nice and warm under a blanket with a dozen or so fluffy daughters who enjoy nothing more than cuddling with you and watching a movie together sounds like the greatest thing in the world. I would want to get them sick though.
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>>11308121
Aren't most disease evolved to infect one specific species?
So it's quite possible they'd be resistant if not immune to most human and rabbit targeting illnesses.
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>>11308121
I would want to
*wouldn't
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>>11308121
Unable to fight their hardwired urge to mother, they fight over who gets to spoonfeed you and end up spilling an entire bowl of hot chicken soup over your lap.
>>
Page nine already?
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>>11308803
It'd be worth it to see them just doting over you so much. They're good daughters.
But you'll have to organize their duties a bit better.
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>>11309376
>>11308803
>Buns spill soup on you
>All instantly try to clean it up
>All remove their shirts to dab the bed clean.
>Tens of shirtless bouncing boob daughterus cleaning you and your bed
>Some without bras
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>>11308121
What's the comfiest film to watch while sick and snuggling?
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>>11309425
Bunny milk is very filling.
Be sure to tell them this.
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>>11309499
>>11309500
Shit. You know they say that if two posters both post at exactly the same time and both get dubs then that means that legally have to get married.
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>>11309499
Nothing, just enjoy lying there nice and warm in front of the fireplace with the sound of the wind and rain beating against the windows as your daughterus press themselves up against you, the odd one or two snoring softly, having drifted off to sleep, their cute little noses and legs twitching as they dream their comfy dreams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw
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>>11309607
Comfycest is bestcest.
>>
up
>>
Comfy.
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Who are Braeburns kids? Any lewd of them?
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>>11313669
Only kid is Ambrosia.
Only this pic, and one other.
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filly
>>
where the futa satyrs at?
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>>11309607
That's an absurdly comfy picture.
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>>11317610
Half Pipe is either busy teaching her sister how to please cock, or 69'ing with Snapshot.
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"Hey, Mr A, Page Ten here. I'm here to pick up your daughter. We'll probably be out till late, so don't wait up, yeah bruv?"
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>>11320094
ok
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>9 in 37 minutes
Did someone let Loud House out of its cage again?
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>>11309607
>dream their comfy dreams.
Of being made into mothers.

No bun feels fulfilled without at least half a dozen kits to sate their maternal instinct.
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>>11323894
>Turning comfy time with daughterus into inbreeding
Of fucking course...
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>>11323894
All the better to make huge cuddle piles with.
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>>11323921
I never said it involved a family member. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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>>11324093
My friend, the guy you replied to was talking about daughterus resting against you and dreaming comfy dreams.
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>>11325366
Yeah, and I'm saying that I never stated that in their dreams it was a family member that knocks them up. Not sure where the inbreeding comes into it.
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>>11325592
My buddy, if you reply to a guy who is talking about daughters and saying something like
>That feel when daughter rests her head against your shoulder
and you reply to him saying something like
>resting their head against your shoulder and dreaming about being pregnant for all eternity
then it is obviously going to send the signal that you are talking about inbreeding, bro.
Learn to read others' posts completely and what to write properly so you don't end up looking like a moron, dear friend.
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>>11325712
I'm not your buddy guy.
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>>11325754
But of course you are! We both like satyrs and ponies, don't we?
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>>11325712
That sounds less a case of something being obvious and more a case somebody assuming something based only on loose context. Nothing in that original post indicated anything sexual at all, let alone involving incest. All it mentioned was cozy cuddling. Similarly, nothing was said to indicate the buns were dreaming of incest in the following post.

So I suppose you could say it obviously implied incest, but only to the same extent that anything that swims in a pond and has feathers MUST be a duck.
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>>11325893
This sounds like a bad attempt at an excuse to me.
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>>11326067
Sounds to me like you're saying that because you interpreted something that was deliberately left ambiguous a certain way, that's the only possible way it can be interpreted.

Either way, who cares? It could be, it could not be. It may be, it may not be. It's all pointless conjecture with no meaningful conclusion.
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>>11326238
You secretly wanted to turn it into inbreeding, and now you try to argue as hard as you can that you did not try to turn it into inbreeding.
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