ITT: Pokemon Are Real.
Universe 2.
What do you think of psychics?
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>>11156988
weed
>>11156988
they need to hang from trees.
>>11156988
Dick the psychics.
>>11156988
I don't know any psychic humans, just a psychic pokemon assuming that's what you meant.
What are good humans to romance?
>>11156988
Psychics are interesting, although I find that their abilities make my job more challenging.
>>11156964
I did give consideration to taking in a Magmemite.
My primary concern with caring for a Pokemon is the concern that they will be bored while I am at work. I can handle the challenges of Training in other regards.
>>11157040
I advise not attempting to do so in Kanto. Such activities would likely be poorly received.
>>11157040
Ones with a penis. Penises are fun.
>>11156921
"When you learn to use a TM, huh?"
>He realizes his jar of berries has been emptied, and smiles.
"Might as well make camp here, I guess."
>He reaches into his bag, pulling out another three pokeballs and summoning, in order:
>A Dragonite
>A Typhlosion
>And an Absol
"Alright guys, time to set up camp."
>He reaches into his bag, digging around in it for a moment before producing a hatchet.
"A small fire should be all we need tonight..."
>He stands up, turning towards the forest and walking into it.
"I'm going to get firewood, then once we have a fire going I'll cook us all a decent meal."
>>11157050
Probably going to go for Kalos.
>>11157058
Got that right.
Saw a few cute ladies here so we'll see.
>>11157089
I'm pan you trashmonkey.
Any humans up to hang out?
>>11157070
(Do they have players too?)
Well, Mom said after a week to go back home and wait there again. I don't know how to get back though...
>Bun is eyeing the hatchet, it looks familiar and dangerous
>>11157167
Region?
>>11157184
Kaaaaaaaaaaalos dump for brains.
>>11157167
(It's late and I assumed things wrong didn't mean anything bad by it dude, sorry)
>>11157196
(Its no biggie anon, no one's mad. My Malamar is a bit bad with being good with trans stuff IC so don't worry.)
>>11157082
I may not be enthusiastic about such things, but I wish you luck. Kalos has a reputation for being more tolerant of such things than Kanto, but be sure to check your local laws just to be safe.
>>11157190
Thought you were teleporting all over the place.
>>11157190
horny squid
>>11157215
(Alright I was just worried with tensions high I didn't contribute to pissing somebody off ooc)
>>11157244
Not planning to get anyone arrested. I'm a law abiding dark type.
>>11157272
Definitely.
>>11157323
Yes?
>>11157327
(You're fine, Anon. People are a little touchy lately but it's mainly just listening to other people.)
(Go have some fun and RP.)
>>11157175
(They did, but they've all been inactive for a while, the doublade is the only one I can confirm is still here.)
"Well, I'll have to help you find that tomorrow."
>He uses the hatchet to chop up some dead branches and arrange them in a pile, he then asks his Typhlosion to set it alight, and tucks the hatchet away again
>Next he pulls out a metal case, and opens it up, revealing several strips of red meat, of what kind it's not clear, but Quincy doesn't offer an answer as he spears them onto small sticks and sets them into the ground around the flames, watching them carefully and turning them until they're cooked through.
>He plants one in front of the Vulpix after it's cooked, so he can eat it with just his mouth.
"Here, brought it from home, it'll be the best thing you've tasted, I can guarantee it"
>>11157356
Okay, where?
>>11157367
Coumarine, doof. I need water and I don't have a tub to lay in.
>>11157422
Can we tone down the rudeness please.
I'm in the area.
>>11157455
Maybe, smelly. Who am I looking for?
i wanna marry a coffin
>>11157657
same
>>11157657
same
>>11157657
saaame
>>11157657
Me too thanks
I have to stack books on my set to even have an apperance during meetings.
This is very embarassing...
>>11159315
You hate your work, don't you?
>>11159428
I mean,I'm good at it!
Its just. People have gone their way to make me feel I don't belong here...
My boss says I'm doing okay
>>11159472
Complain to human resources
>>11159602
HUMAN resources hasn't been too affective, sadly. Since the HRGuy has... had his disagreements.
>>11159607
What do you mean with either thing?
>>11159724
Guy in office don't like me much.
>>11159770
This has all the signs of a toxic workplace. Talk to your boss now.
>>11159864
Toxic? I don't know about that.
I always figured that's how people are, nothing too out of the ordinary.
I will talk to the boss though, I like doing that
He's nice.
>>11156988
Can't live with em, can't live without em
>>11159918
Do report back after.
>>11156988
they don't bother me
Ever notice how much damage a magnemite could do simply by floating near your PC? or the possibility that every time you pick it up you could wipe your credit card? That would suck. But magnemites are cool.
>>11160451
Most Computer here in sinnoh have emp protection, just for that reason.
>>11160031
Heh, okay "Boss."
>>11160592
Other regions?
>>11156988
Bit troublesome depending on personality. Other then that quite fun to be around.
>>11160641
Fucked if I know.
>>11160736
>Fucked, being your credit card
Fuck me
>>11160815
okay bby
ready that ass of your~
>>11160362
That's just because your a dark type.
>>11160939
Wow, how typist.
>>11161090
Well she's not wrong.
>>11160939
I guess so
I mean, i don't really have a problem with any type personally
>>11161103
Nah it's really just typist.
>>11161149
Are you saying that you have a subby mienshao lover?
>>11161278
Wow, are you half psychic, half subtle type?
>>11161212
"They don't bother me"
"Because you're a dark type"
It's not wrong, dark types are immune to psychics. Well, I say immune, but I've been able to do things to them when they actually let me. But if they don't want me to do anything, I cant.
>>11161324
Totally
And she would be 4x wrecked by it, since it is a fighting type
>>11161347
What do you mean by "being able to do things"
>>11161445
I had a friend a while ago, a Pangoro, that wanted help remembering a little bit of his childhood, I sifted through his mind and restored the memories.
Wonder how he's doing nowadays...
>>11161464
>drink
>>11161347
Psychic types can bother Dark types though.
Case and point, you.
>>11161379
Is it a she? Has anyone asked?
>>11161212
Typism has its place. For example, how does a fragile little weasel like you, think of little old me?
Guys what pokemon is this?
My pokedex isn't saying anything.
>>11161530
>s it a she? Has anyone asked?
the bisharp
yeah, she said before if i remember correctly
>>11161602
Oh. I meant the Meinshao.
>>11161558
Hey, no bullying.
>>11161558
Would you hold it against me if I said I was actually really into Mawiles.
>>11161493
Oh, apologies, I didn't realize I was bothering you.
I've grown rather unused to social interaction these past few weeks. Castellia is not a nice city.
>>11161638
I don't know about the miensho
>>11161652
No, Is just think you don't exactly do the whole "self preservation" thing.
I can work with that.
>predatory_smile.png
>>11161652
Subtle, again. Your wit is as sharp as a fucking hammer.
>>11161664
Problems with the random psychos?
>>11161664
I'm just messing with ya.
Castelia is kind of a hole though, too many people all the time. Dudes need to Chill out.
>>11161756
Now, I like living as much as the next guy, but, the giant maws really get the bloop pumping, you know?
>>11161767
A masons hammer, maybe.
>>11161826
>bloop
(*Blood holy shit how did I manage that.)
>>11161826
Ya ya.. you keep telling yourself that...
>>11161783
The people who run fast food carts are cruel.
>>11161826
Ah. Yes I can agree, when I'm not trying to avoid getting crushed in a crowd I'm being forced to do some rather strange things to survive.
>>11161845
Rather strange?
>>11161841
I will.
For real though, they're cute, Mawile guys are great, knew one before I fled the country, real nice.
>>11161845
The food places throw out otherwise good food most of the time, might want to check behind those if you're having trouble finding stuff to eat.
>>11161845
I hope you've been able to at least fed yourself!
>>11161876
I have discovered that there is safe drinking water in bathroom taps, and that people are willing to donate small things to a "cute cat with big adorable eyes" as they put it.
>>11161936
I'm not having trouble anymore, but the constant begging is destroying my ego.
>>11161947
It's not the most quality food, but I am still alive.
>>11161981
Ego is for narcissists. Be proud you have survived!
>>11161981
Have you considered getting a trainer?
'Sup, /par/!
It's the Eevee guy. How's everybody doing today?
I'm getting my place renovated, and it's all going pretty damn good. The fluffs seem pretty happy with the place so far.
>>11161981
Thankfully trash cans are inanimate objects and don't care if you take their food or not.
Good on ya though, surviving the urban sprawl and all.
Careful with pizza though that shit'll weigh down on you more than a mother goin on about grandkids if ya eat too much.
>>11162169
Not haunted?
>>11162117
I suppose.
>>11162129
My last one died, I'm not ready to try and find another one.
>>11162171
It's not pleasant. I wish I was back with my trainer in Kalos, but he hung himself, and I'm not ready to face that.
For now, the streets are just a little more welcoming than my old home.
>>11162186
Not haunted. If it was, the Eevees would've freaked out, right?
Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm safe anyway since I'm not doing any of the awful shit the previous, uh, occupants did, you feel me?
Just got to get the nesting boxes and stuff to bounce around on going, then I'll be set. I'll probably keep grooming stuff as a side gig, though.
>>11162169
i am doing alright today
>>11162191
Oh, shit.
That's rough, buddy.
Have you considered catching a ride to somewhere a bit more uh, hospitable?
>>11162169
>>11162222
What kind of place, dude? Some kinda breeder?
>>11162191
If you were in Johto I could go and help.
>>11162307
Yeah, I'm going into Breeding. Legit, too, none of that fly-by-night shit.
The building I'm in was hella cheap, but that's because it used to be a shady-ass Breeder's place who got shut down in the most permanent way possible, you feel me? Everybody was sure it was, y'know, haunted.
So, yeah. I'm good for business and I'm gonna keep up the grooming stuff.
Oh, have a Rascal in a box. Cute little floof.
>>11162191
I'm sorry for your loss...
>>11162288
That's what I was trying to do when I got out of Kalos, now I don't know where I would go.
>>11162307
Unfortunately I am in Unova.
>>11162415
Thank you.
Alright, talked to my boss.
He said something about making history and jealousy. They seemed like empty words and pep talk. But it was still nice to hear something positive!
...This tie makes it hard to breathe sometimes...
>>11162427
Well, if you want suggestions, Johto is okay, but a bit archaic, Hoenn and Sinnoh are probably the better of the bigger regions, I've heard good things about Alola, nice folk and all that.
Don't go to Kanto.
It's a shithole.
>>11162382
Yowza, thats hardcore. But you're good, if I am ever in Unova I'll pick one up.
>>11162427
Yeesh, big cities are harsh.
>>11162427
>You can hear something deliver a sharp punch to the leftmost wall of the alleyway.
>A long crack shoots out to the edge.
>Investigate?
>>11162524
So I'd need to go across the world to get to a good region.
Wonderful.
>>11162535
Indeed. Excuse me, something has come up.
>>11162617
>Eros tucks his dex into his bag and stands up, looking at the cracks.
>He pulls his Holocaster out, now with it's own grip pad, and sticks it into the side of the alley, camera facing inside, on the off chance there's a battle to be recorded.
>He follows the device into the alley, his ears twitching with nervousness
Good afternoon /par/ how are you today?
>>11162774
>Stepping into the alleyway greets Eros with a single Scizor.
>They pose to throw another punch before Eros catches their attention.
>The wings spread out in a threat display as they speak.
"Friend or foe?"
>>11162774
Yeah pretty much.
But hey, you could probably get on a boat real easy, what with the psychic stuff and being a cat and all.
>>11162500
>tie makes it hard to breathe
Annon.. that's not how you tie... you should really work on that
>>11157040
That one that has a costume that looks like a malamar
>>11162811
"Neither. Friends take time, foes have reasons to fight."
>The Meowstic adjusts the Holocaster behind him, making sure it's recording.
>Severe type disadvantage, if this goes violent it will be most interesting
>>11162920
Everyone at the office says it's supposed to be tight!
>>11163039
There is a difference between tight and asphyxiating!
>>11162797
alright
the customers increased compared to yesterday, but that is usually what happens
some of the cusomers said they loved the new banner on the store
>>11163016
"Clever."
>It turns it's focus back on the wall, delivering another punch.
>Rolling for damage.
"I've named myself Cartier after an old dream. What have you been named?"
>>11163062
I don't know that I'm new to wearable textiles!
>>11163083
First of all, they are not "wearable textiles" they are clothes...
Secondly, you need some better clothes.
>>11163066
>Holy fuck
>RIP wall
"Eros. My trainer gave me the name, if it has meaning I do not know it."
>>11163144
Fine. I'll find better clothes.
>>11163063
YOU. I commission thee, a tie for me!
>>11162797
Pretty alright, but busy.
>>11163179
>The buggo shrugs.
"It's greek to me."
>They end with a small chuckle before they head out toward the edge of the alleyway back toward the streets.
"Are you searching for something, Eros?"
>>11162797
At Caffè nothing much else.
>>11163063
Hey that's great to hear!
>>11163229
It's good to stay busy, not much for me to do here on the oil rig except wander around, swim or get pets.
>>11163292
How's the fishing been, catch anything good?
>>11162797
Working on a live pokemon to english translator system.
Still in the early stages
>>11163230
>The meowstic pulls his device off the wall, shoving it into his bag.
"A better place to live. And then... I'm not sure."
>>11163466
"I think you'd be looking for Hoenn. What then, friends? A family?"
>The Scizor looks to the streets, watching humans pass.
>>11163372
Food for my Lapras as with other things nothing much else.
>>11163372
An oil rig? Of all pokemon I would have never expected a Sylveon on an oil rig.
>>11163197
sure
What kind of tie you want?
What color?
Size?
>>11163372
Thank you
And when a certain someone gets up, there will be some good news
>>11163411
If you get a working prototype I bet my trainer would be interested in it, he's good with technical stuff.
>>11163531
So you don't fish for your own sustenance?
>>11163549
Yeah it is an odd location isn't it but my trainer is running a business of sorts here.
>>11163584
Good news huh?
>>11163601
I'll be sure to! I need to go gather some more data, though.
If anyone here has any data on pokemon speech patterns they'd be willing to share I'll pay.
>Rolling to get some stuff on psychics.
>>11163584
Red! Neck tie! Short! It should end right before my chest spike.
>>11163498
"Hoenn sounds nice... I'd love to go back to Kalos, but I can't. Not yet."
>He pulls a chimichanga wrapped in foil from his bag, and after a pause, pulls out a second one, offering it to the scizor.
"I'm not ready for real friends yet either."
>>11163705
"I had plans to go there, I could take you if that's what you want?"
>They shake a claw at the offered food.
"I am fasting. I can't reach one hundred by chewing down every scrap of food I see. Besides, you look thinner than I do."
>>11163640
Would a pokemon that can mostly speak human language be helpful for your project?
>>11163746
"That would be nice."
>He tucks the second fried burrito into his bag again
"Had to eat light lately, can't keep tricking the vendors into giving me these."
>>11163601
Odd place for a business, heh. Not much market and that if it is operative.
>>11163640
Like, pokemon making noise?
>>11163601
Yeah, that the haiku that he made was popular with the customers
>>11163641
Alright
What kind of chest spike, a gardvoir and gallade line chest spike or a lucario one?
>>11163780
"Consider it more food for yourself."
>The Scizor kicks off the ground, now hovering.
"You have everything with you, don't you? Because we're flying."
>>11163799
Lucario, of course!
>A long night of work after...
>Δ protocol ready
>"I really hope it stays unused"
>>11163411
Interesting...
>Fall asleep at the desk
>>11163845
"That was the idea."
>He brings the rucksack around his shoulders for once, and it's obvious it was made for a human
"Yes, I have everything I need."
>>11163748
Mmm... I'm not quite sure but seeing how their mouth adapts to attempting human languages could be interesting.
I suppose if it isn't too difficult to get to.
>>11163786
More or less, yes.
>>11163862
Thank you!
>>11163874
"You'll have to tell me if you're uncomfortable. I tend to forget I'm made of metal."
>They give a slow chuckle as they pick Eros from the ground, one arm under his legs and the other against his chest, keeping him close to the Scizor.
"Now would be a good time for that lest you end on a rooftop."
>The Scizor kicks off each of the walls until they stand at the rooftops, slowly ascending.
>>11163882
Is Hau'Oli City too difficult to get to?
I'm not sure there's a budget to travel out of Region.
>>11163748
>Catto: awake
"Hello, Sylvie. How are you doing today?"
>>11163944
"I'm doing well after getting some berries to eat, how are you doing?"
>>11163935
>The bag makes a comfortable cushion for the small psycat, and the arms around him, though made of metal, are warm.
"This is fine, thank you."
>He watches the skyline as they rise, frowning.
"This city is ugly even from this view."
>>11163966
"I'm awake and moving. That's better than the alternative."
"All jokes aside, I'm doing quite well. It's interesting to watch the hustle and bustle of the staff here sometimes. That and to surprise them on occasion."
>Grinning catto.
>>11164026
>The Scizor returns a light chuckle.
"The humans are uglier. Make sure you hold on."
>They kick off, running across the rooftops.
>Enough speed is built up that they hop into the sky, wings carrying them both through the sky.
"We're going past Orre and Alola. Easier than going the other way. If you wish to stop in either place do ask."
>For reality sake but also the sake of RP I'll say travel time to Orre first is 20 minutes + last number?
>If anyone thinks that's too unfair feel free to tell me to bump it up.
>>11163848
Okay, that may be a simple question but it's actually pretty important
Thank you for answering
It will be done by tomorrow
>>11164034
>Sylvie laughs
"I wouldn't go scaring them when they're working, who knows what could go wrong."
>>11164201
"I'm mischievous, not mad. I wait until lunch break, usually."
>Pat the fairypupper
"I'm tempted to try to fish as well. That or convince Frankie to take up fishing."
>>11163601
Well not completely I find it somewhat relaxing.
>>11164141
Alright, how much do I owe you?
>>11164258
"I found out a year ago that I can fish somewhat, just gotta dip my ribbon into the water and wiggle it around for a while and something usually latches on."
>>11164102
>Travel time is wonky in pokeworld, where you can travel across a region in under a second using Fly
>I've got no problems with going F A S T
>Eros watches the world below zoom by, eyes shut.
>He clutches the scizor's arms tightly, mewling
"FLIGHT IS NOT MY PREFERRED METHOD OF TRAVEL!"
>>11164337
>Amused mewing.
"I wonder if I could try something similar. Are you up for a swim, and maybe some fishing?"
>>11164405
"Sure I can always go for a swim, actually been trying to get Stibbs to go for one with me as well."
>>11163197
let me see
you owe me 2000 p
>>11164378
>They give a chuckle, landing on the roof of a building in Gateon Port.
"Don't worry. We only have a tiny bit more to go. Unless you're interested in stopping in this hell?"
>>11164473
Good!...
Do you have a paypal?
Or are we doing this by wire?
>>11164484
"No, no thank you, I know enough about Orre to know we should stay out of it. Just keep going, I'll just... close my eyes and pretend I'm not hundreds of feet in the air able to fall at any time."
>>11164766
"I won't drop you, I promise."
>They hop off the roof, wings coming to life and back in the air.
>20 minutes + last number to Alola.
>>11164655
well i didn't create a paypal yet
so it will have to be a meeting sadly
>>11164816
Oh, jeez, a meet up?
I... uh, alright.
>>11164766
>>11164808
(If you ended up leaving and I end up disappearing feel free to say they arrived in Hoenn and the Scizor left.)
>>11164808
>And they're in Alola
"Land, please, I need to just, stand on the ground for a minute."
>>11165192
"Of course. Your wish is mine to grant."
>They chuckle, landing on the beach of Melemele and putting Eros into the sand.
>>11165234
>Eros falls to his knees, gasping for breath.
"...Just one more trip like that. Never again after we get to Hoenn."
>>11165284
"As you wish."
>They do a few stretches before stooping down.
"Ready?"
>>11165332
"No, but let's pretend I am."
>He takes one last deep breath, and gets back into position for flying.
>>11165379
>The give a small chuckle as they pick Eros up once more.
"We'll be there soon."
>They kick off from the beach, back into the air.
>Last number + 20 minutes to Slateport.
>>11164900
Hey
Is it gay that you had dreams where you dated a guy?
And that you remember it really well for some reason despite never seeing that guy before?
>>11165592
(was not mant to quote anyone btw)
>>11164900
(Finally got free again)
Sorry for the inconvenience
>>11165592
>>11165618
Depends, do you think he was attractive?
>>11165650
He seemed like a cool guy
What i remember the most was a laugh he used to make
And that i used to massage him a lot, he really seamed to like it
>>11165698
That seems pretty gay bro, nothing wrong with that.
Do you remember anything else?
>>11165404
>And they've landed
"SWEET GROUND"
>The meowstic faceplants, not quite at kissing the ground levels, but he's close.
"I am never flying again."
>>11165801
Well other than that one i mentioned
We were on a ship, i remember a remoraid, a eelektross and a dregalgae
>>11165639
I-it's fine! I just, don't get out much, or at all.
>>11165831
>They chuckle.
"Well I trust you can find something to amuse you on your own?"
>The Scizor gestures toward the volcano in the distance.
"I'll be training up there if you need anything."
>They kick off the ground, onto one of the fences and into the sky, waving back.
>>11165925
Oh okay,it's all fine
I am trustworthy
This is a sudden change of plans, damn. My grandfather passed away, and family wants me to go to Alola to attend the funeral. Travel expenses are paid for, and I've got time off from work for it. It's just a bit jarring. I should feel something, anything about this.
Some good news, Brink is doing better. He's back to eating and running around like normal. Going outside for once actually did some good. If you're here, Eevee breeder guy, I'd like to thank you.
>>11165855
Any trainers?
Y'know Castelia is a cruddy place. What they need is someone not crappy doin' their radio hostin'.
Anyone got any money laying around for a guy with too much time on his hands?
>>11165931
>When he finally picks himself off the ground, Eros first digs through his bag, pulling out that second chimichanga and devouring it.
>Then he looks up at the sky, wondering what he's going to do.
"Hoenn... it'll be better than Unova, but it's so far away from Kalos..."
>The meowstic begins walking into Slateport, acquiring his bearings in this new city.
>>11166150
What kinda music and programs you plan to briadcast?
>>11166232
Hell I was thinkin' of hirin' someone else to help, if I had it it'd be all 50s all the time but I know people don't exactly enjoy that.
Programs, hell updates on crime, announcements coming from outside and inside Unova.
All kind 'a stuff.
>>11166120
No
We were all Pokemon
>>11166018
Are you? Are you sure you're not going to leave me all tied up in some ruse?
>>11166341
We?
>>11166505
Yes i am a pokemon, a reuniclus, is there something wrong with that?
>>11166338
Yeah, sounds good where do I donate?
>>11166626
>>11166603
(Fuck wrong person )
>>11166628
Hell I wasn't expecting anyone to want to.
>Paypal info goes here.
No pressure, buddy.
>>11166505
You don't trust me?
What do i gain by lying to you?
>>11166707
Noooo, I just wanted the pun, I guess!
Thank you. I'll be sure to visit tomorrow.,
>Roll to very quietly leave Adevi chocolates for Alain and Tobias.
>Rolling to leave Giorgo some Adevi chocolates.
>Hidden away in the back room of Adri's shop, snuggly encased in a bundle of love, a single, tear-crusted Mustline eye opens.
>>11166742
Alright
Sorry for not seeing the pun
>>11166862
>Alain's only mildly confused by the appearance of chocolate in his hotel room... After all, there's a very small number of ways it could have gotten in there.
>He doesn't recognize the brand name, but hell, chocolate is chocolate.
>Flopping on the bed, Alain begins snacking on the chocolates while watching whatever's on TV.
>Let's see how long it takes them to kick in.... Last number *5 for it.
>>11166673
>$15 are donated
You go, man
>>11166974
>Finding chocolates randomly left on a boat is an odd experience for Giorgo.
>The chocolates get investigated as much as he can without actually opening them.
"Floyd? Do these chocolates belong to you?"
Adri closes her shop for the day as she decides to take a peek at how the weasel is
>>11167069
>she sees that it is waking up and smiles
>>11167599
>Floyd gives the box of chocolates a squint before he shrugs.
"If they pass a sniff test from your pokes they're fine to eat."
>He goes to double checking the boat.
"This is going to be a few days at the least. Guess you're learning to fish sooner than I thought."
>>11166673
>2,500$ donated.
I hope to see good things from you.
>>11168110
"I suppose that works."
>The box of chocolates gets held up to his hair, the small Joltik leaning and sticking a leg on the chocolate before deeming it safe to eat.
"Well... I guess if they're safe..."
>He pops one in his mouth while Floyd talks, nodding along and offering a chocolate to Floyd.
"Do you plan on eating fish Pokemon?"
>>11167547
Thank you, Anon.
>>11168132
Holy hell! Thanks a ton!
>>11168110
>RING RING
>its your boss
>>11167710
"Shaaaaaaao"
>The weasel yawns stretching out in a manner resembling its feline brethren
>After compleating it's waking ritual, Mienshao looks up, confused, at its looming patron
>>11168304
good evening sleepyhead
>adri giggle
are you feeling better?
>>11168223
>Floyd shrugs, taking one and eating it.
"Well, we can stop by ports and grab food but if we're starving it has to be done sometimes."
>Floyd flicks the wheel, the ship taking off from Slateport.
>>11168298
>Floyd shushes Giorgo as he picks the phone up.
"Yes?"
>>11168349
"Robert broke the barometer last week. Make sure you don't break anything else, please."
>Click.
Owning a human condominium is a rather jarring experience.
I am too small for most of my appliances and furniture, but the bigginessity of it all makes me feel like a big shot.
Go me, I guess.
>>11168349
"Understandable."
>Giorgo hushes up, popping another chocolate in his mouth... and promptly taking a seat, a light red flush tinting his face.
>He crosses one leg over the other to hide an awkward boner.
>Either Floyd saying "yes" on the phone is oddly arousing, or there was something wrong with the chocolate.
>He speaks up again once the call has ended
"Who was that?"
>>11168452
How'd you come to own a condo?
>>11168493
I... do not want to say.
>>11168406
"Yes, got you, sir."
>Floyd awkwardly pockets his phone.
>>11168474
>Floyd shrugs, leaning back on the controls.
"My boss, someone apparently broke the barometer not that we're really going to need it."
>Giorgo earns himself a squint.
"You need to use the bathroom?"
>>11168508
Did you come by it illegally or something?
>>11168628
No...
My only friend left it in his Will for me.
Bequeathed upon me in but sorrow and loneliness.
>>11157365
>After a night of eating meat, not something Bun has eaten often, and a night by a fire and others for protection, the Vulpix is ready to either go home or the family. It depends on this new friend, though...
>>11168338
>are you feeling better
"shao.."
>just like that, the wall goes back up... the Weasels eyes shifting from wide and confused, to solid even pools of red, devoid of emotion, at a glance.
"My apologies,
My actions were unbecoming,
Of one in your care,
An artist's ward should have grace,
A virtue my outburst lacked."
>>11168572
"I'm fine, just... an upset stomach."
>A quick and very awkward attempt to change the subject is made.
"A barometer?"
>>11168670
an artist should have a ton of emotion too
also the customers today said they loved the banner you made, isn't that great?
>adri smiles
and you look cute blushing like that
WHAT'S UP BITCHES, IT'S KYOGRE
ASK ME ANYTHING BUT BE QUICK ABOUT IT, I'M BITCH SLAPPING GROUDON IN AN HOUR
>>11168789
why are you so fat blubberbutt
>>11168789
Is your caps lock stuck?
>>11168718
>Mienshao's eyes light up, if only a little, at news of the banner
"Like a Combee drone,
Or a Patrat standing watch
I live to be of use"
>>11168659
>Quincy is already awake, as are the rest of his pokemon.
>The doublade never sleeps, of course, being a ghost.
"They said to go back home, right? Do you know which way that was?"
>>11168684
"They measure atmospheric pressure, it's an easy way to tell if any crap weather is coming."
>Floyd gives a slight chuckle.
"It isn't too hard to operate without one."
>>11157365
>>11168659
"Hey boss, we really taking this thing with us?"
"Well, duh, honestly Bliv, are we just going to leave it here? Oh course boss let's it come with"
"Why should he? The little runt is cute, sure, but we are a unit, can't just let anyone in."
"Oh? And where exactly was that "we can't just let anyone in" attitude when YOU joined, huh?"
"..."
>>11168803
YOU WISH YOU HAD MY BODY
>>11168806
YEAH, A CHINCHOU ZAPPED IT, GAVE HIM A STERN TALKING TO. HE'S ONLY LEVEL 7 THOUGH SO I'M NOT THAT MAD
>>11168933
maybe on a silver platter
>>11168933
What's your favorite food?
>>11168884
>If Bun had eyebrows, they would be furrowed
Um...The way they didn't go is the way home, I'm sure of it.
>>11168830
i dunno about the be of use part, that makes me feel like i am taking advantage of you
but i will be okay with if that makes you happy
but if you need anything you just need to ask me okay
i help you, you help me
how does that sound?
>>11168933
Are you still pissed at those Hoennese gangs over that crazy shit from a few years back, or are you cool now as long as it doesn't happen again?
>>11168893
>He shifts uncomfortably, setting the chocolates away from him.
"And if there's crap weather?"
>>11168983
"What payment is due
Hath been paid ten times again,
In food and lodging"
>>11168932
"I was planning on leading it back home, there's already a fire type with us."
>He pats Leah, the Typhlosion, on the shoulder, smiling.
>>11168965
"And they went towards Olivine, so we just go... north."
>He packs up, putting all the little things he had pulled out back into the bag
"Ready when you guys are."
(The Dragonite, Typhlosion, and Absol are open to be played, btw)
>>11168654
Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.
>>11168960
WHO ARE YOU I SWEAR TO ARCEUS IF THIS IS GROUDON I'LL PUNT YOUR ASS TO PACIFIDLOG
>>11168962
WINGULLS ARE ANNOYING BRATS BUT AT LEAST THEY TASTE GOOD, HAD A SHINY ONE ONCE AND IT WAS PERFECTION
>>11169013
as long as you are content i guess i'm fibe
But if you want some money i can give it to you
>>11168997
"Don't tell me they were poisoned or something."
>Floyd sighs.
"We head for land before we end up fish food."
>>11169056
>The weasels brow furrows
"Would you pay a brush?
Or a loom, however fine?
Tools need no payment
>>11169048
What do you do for fun these days?
>>11168996
TEAM MAGMA IS ALRIGHT I GUESS, THEY PISSED OFF GROUDON FOR ABOUT A MONTH SO THAT WAS FUNNY. IF I EVER SEE TEAM AQUA AGAIN THOUGH I'LL TEAR THEM LIMB FROM LIMB, I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHERE THE BLUE ORB IS AND I THINK THE SHARPEDO FETISHIST WITH THE ANCHOR NECKLACE HAS IT
>>11169020
"We are always ready to go boss!"
"Hey! Don't just act like you speak for me! ....He's right tho..."
>>11168932
>Giving one more curious sniff to the ghost pokemon, Bun intentionally trots to the other side of Quincy away from them. They might be pokemon but they don't small alive. The Gastly back home were scary enough...
>>11169020
>>11169149
Alright, I wanna go home. My house is the best, it used to be big Mom says but then it got burned down which is fine since I have to breathe fire sometimes it's too hot. Also there are many friends there, the rattatas are fun to chase after. My home is smokey smelling, it's the best smell. In one corner there's some old wood to chew on which I do when I'm bored...
>Bun keeps going while blindly walking in the direction Quincy mentioned. Seems the Vulpix is a little hyper and young, blabbing comes naturally.
>>11169149
"Good stuff, alright, come on, follow the fox."
>>11169206
>Quincy follows Bun down the road, flexing his hands as he watches the brush for oncoming threats
>>11169092
"... no. Yes? Kinda. Depends, what do you consider 'poisoned'?"
>Giorgo leans back in his seat, eyeing every stray cloud with suspicion.
>>11169115
uhh, i guess not
but maybe you need me to buy your tools, paper, pen what ever you need, if you need, you can ask me
that would mean
>>11169272
(forgot to post the rest)
i will buy your tools for your art
>>11169272
>Pawnard a cut e
>>11169243
"...Has something that isn't chocolate in it?"
>Floyd shrugs.
"Should I turn back?"
>>11169026
It's alright. Most people say the same to me when they ask where my "Trainer" Is.
Ha ha...
>>11169115
Hey!
You're more than a tool!
>>11169321
>>11169388
(Can you guys stop talking to characters that won't reply?)
>>11169404
(Apologies)
>>11169404
(This. Kyogre is here, talk to him instead of them.)
>>11169118
Groudon is better.
>>11168789
Please make it rain at my cords holy fuck my garden is failing.
>>11169432
damn right he is
>>11169239
>After walking a awhile without shutting up a burned down home and her favorite tree to burn holes into, Bun turns around with a start. Directing brown eyes at the two traveling companions a barking question comes out
Who are you people? Where are you from? How come we can talk, humans are scared of my home so they never come.
>Bun looks right at the Doublade with a smile
What are you and why are you so weird looking?
I got banished to /trash/ by anons on /vp/ for seducing other anons.
>>11169116
MY SCHEDULE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY TIGHT, NOT GONNA LIE. I'LL GIVE TODAY AS AN EXAMPLE.
WE'RE HEADING INTO WHALING SEASON SO I HAVE TO SINK SOME KANTONESE WHALING SHIPS, SINCE I'VE GOT THAT WHOLE "GUARDIAN OF THE SEA" THING GOING.
USUALLY GROUDON WILL START SOME SHIT AROUND THIS TIME OF THE WEEK, SO I'LL JUST BRAWL WITH HIM UNTIL HE SLITHERS BACK TO HIS VOLCANO.
THEN I TRY AND GET INTEL ON THE BLUE ORB AND AQUA'S WHEREABOUTS, I'VE HEARD RUMORS ABOUT BATTLE FRONTIERS AND ALOLAN VACATIONS, BUT EVERYTIME I HEAD OVER THERE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE TAPU'S BULLSHIT. THEY'RE ASSHOLES, TO SAY THE LEAST. NOT SURE IF I'M IN THE MOOD FOR IT, BUT IF ANY ALOLABROS KNOW ANYTHING I'LL BE DOWN.
IF I HAVE SOME FREE TIME IN BETWEEN THIS I'LL DROP BY SEAFLOOR CAVERN AND CHECK IN WITH THE CORSOLAS AND WAILMERS AND RELICANTHS AND WHOEVER ELSE CHILLS AROUND HERE. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL USUALLY BE IN THERE.
TOMORROW I'M GOING TO BE CHILLING OUT WITH LUGIA ALL DAY. HE'S COOL.
>>11169496
Please, tell us more, friendly shadow bender.
>>11169496
Interesting.
Tell me more.
.id like to open by saying fuck the sea
.how is everyone
>>11169514
>>11169516
I was fighting with a Zoroark and a Sylveon came and broke up the fight. Being the mischievous little shit I am, I started flirting with the Sylveon. The Sylveon told me it was a boy but I kept flirting. Eventually some other anons told me to fuck off to /trash/ because I was shitting up the thread an now i'm here.
>>11169553
I can breathe!
>>11169497
Do you do tours of the ocean?
>>11169404
(But mooom! I was greenposting, I can't be help accountable for my memes! What kind of people are we, to up and call a man out for meming?)
>>11169341
"... it's a truffle. They always have non chocolate ingredients. But I don't think most truffles..."
>He awkwardly clears his throat, squinting at the sky
"No, sky looks fine."
>>11169497
Give those Kantonese whalers hell, Kyogre.
>>11169568
So, you were banished here for flirting?
Hey, as long as you're in-character while posting on the 4champ, you'll probably fit right in.
>>11169553
Patrols, cameras, living the security guard life.
The problem with the ocean is that I can't play football on water.
>>11169553
Just arrived in Alola. Nice place, warm and everything. It's quite a juxtaposition to the reason I'm here. Never thought I'd see my mother again, no less at a funeral. She isn't the one dead, though.
>>11169465
"When you spend a lot of time around pokemon and only pokemon, you eventually start to pick up how they speak."
>Quincy tucks his hands into the pockets of his coat, looking up.
"We're actually from Johto, kinda, we don't live here anymore though. Came down from China, which is waaaay north of here, across the ocean, we have things we need to do here."
>He stops at the last part.
>Click
"...You live in the Burned Tower?"
>>11169432
>>11169441
OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER MET HIM, HE'S JUST A WHINY LOSER. "BUT KYOGREEEEEE I WANT MORE LAAAAAND" "KYOGREEEEEE THE OCEAN SUUUUCKKKSSSS" "KYOGREEEEEE I DROPPED THIS PEBBLE IN THE OCEAN AND I CAN'T PICK IT UPPPPP"
>>11169438
IF YOU'RE IN HOENN OR JOHTO I CAN HOOK YOU UP, WHERE YOU AT
>>11169625
>Floyd shrugs.
"Well if you start dying tell me."
>Floyd checks his map as they go, double checking the course.
>>11169568
Stop being lewd!
>>11169645
Well, it was more me telling the Sylveon how much I wanted to fuck him. I kept going even when I found out it was boy. Here's where it starts: >>>/vp/33362449
>>11169666
Mom calls it the Brass Tower, not burned tower, but no one comes anymore. We live in the basement, but the other pokemon there kinda leave us alone. My sisters once told me that we have to live there to protect the box but I think we live there because no one else has tried anything else. What's a China? Does it have good food?
>Wake up at the desk
>>11169553
Alolan base in full operation, transferal from Castelia to Alola any time you want but hopefully soon, Unova is full of psychos now.
>>11169497
Give the whalers hell.
>>11169568
Ha ha, cute.
>>11169652
My condolences, still.
>>11169796
Stop being gay, and lewd.
>>11169553
FUCK YOU THE SEA IS GREAT
>>11169580
I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT I GUESS I'LL CONSIDER IT. I'LL ACCEPT PAYMENT IN WINGULL CARCASSES OR CREDIT.
>>11169645
YOU BET I WILL, THESE SCUMBAGS COME EVERY YEAR, AND NOT ONLY DO THEY THROW THEIR HARPOONS AT US, THEY SPILL THEIR GRIMERS AND SHIT INTO THE WATER AND I HAVE TO FREEZE THEM BEFORE IT POLLUTES THE WATER. YOU KNOW HOW UNOVA IS HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ICE AND INVASIVE KANTO POKEMON? THAT'S ONLY PARTIALLY KYUREM.
>>11169859
WAIT A SECOND I FORGOT TO POST A PICTURE AND WRITE MY NAME, HOW WILL THEY KNOW IT'S ME NOW
>>11169859
Kyogre, don't be mad but I peed in the ocean last week because I couldn't find a bathroom.
>>11169746
"Right, I'll just... Be right back."
>With how quickly he runs off to the bathroom one might think he was about to puke. But no, it's just him taking care of his truffle induced... "problem".
>Odds on this post and he's loud enough to be heard from where Floyd is.
>>11169879
HONESTLY IT'S FINE, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE DOES IT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.
>>11169921
KYOGRE YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING ALL THE SEA DWELLING WATER TYPES ENJOYING THEIR ETERNAL GOLDEN SHOWER BY PISSING IN THE SAME PLACES THEY DRINK AND EAT.
>>11169921
'Kay
Someone wake me up when Kyogre is done reeing.
>>11169887
>Lewd italian noises.
"What even."
>>11169921
That's what all the plankton are for, right? Nature's water filters?
>>11169819
"Close enough. Same place, different name."
>He pauses again, brow furrowing
"...Box?"
>He leaves the other question unanswered for now, curiosity taking over.
>>11169930
SHUT UP GROUDON, I'M HEADING OVER TO KICK YOUR SCALY ASS RIGHT NOW
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THE THREADS HERE USUALLY LAST BUT IF IT LASTS UNTIL TOMORROW I'LL GET BACK TO YOU GUYS AT LUGIA'S PLACE
the fuck is this thread?
>>11170026
this is a thread yes.
>>11169985
do you eat people?
>>11170026
fuck off
>>11170026
An Experience™
>>11170026
The most fun you'll have all night.
>>11170026
A magical place. Don't let our resident shitflinger scare you off:>>11170051
He's been here for months.
>>11169957
>When he returns enough time has passed that it clearly wasn't a bathroom break.
>The Oblivian is breathing a bit harder than normal and has a slight flush to his cheeks, but outside of that there's not much physical evidence as to what just happened.
"So... What now?"
>>11170026
(Roleplay thread that takes place in the Pokemon world.)